The titans were in the middle of battle in Jump City against Plasmus, a giant sludge monster tearing up the streets to consume the underground sewage. He roared at the titans when they tried interrupting his snack time. Cyborg responded with a few shoulder rockets, launching them at the slimy creature, only for Plasmus to morph holes into his body so that they flew right through him and explode. The girls tried teaming up as Raven used her telekinesis to pin four cars against his body, right before trying to overwhelm his amorphous with a combination of black and green energy respectively. The attack was for naught as it was simply absorbed into his body and redirected out of his mouth, pushing the car covering his front/mouth at the girls and knocking them away with pained grunts. Beast Boy went to let them recover by transforming into a gorilla, and tried to bash his hands over it's multi-eyed head. But with arms were caught, and Plasmus punched the shapeshifter away with a third arm from his chest. Beast Boy landed with the other titans awkwardly, but was able to get back onto his feet. Seeing that tackling the creature head-on wasn't working, Robin ordered,
"Titans, we need to work together! Go!" And with that, he threw a birdarang that sunk into Plasmus's chest before freezing most of the villain, turning more dense and sluggish. Cyborg, Starfire and Raven stood together as they charged up each of their attacks before unleashing a much more powerful tri-powered concussive blast, which made impact against Plasmus, making him explode. When the smoke cleared, the man beneath the slime was knocked unconscious, snoring.
"Yeah!" Four of the titans cheered, before some of the slime rained down and left the team filthy.
"Blowing up a slime monster. Never the cleanest option." Raven complained. Starfire shivered in disgust.
"Ugh, plasmus and the sewage. So nasty."
"Well, our costumes were due for a major washing anyway." Robin shrugged.
"But whose turn is it to do this most dreadful of chores?"
"What's a couple of weeks without soap?" Beast Boy asked while shrugging.
"I case you forgot, Booger Brain, the last time I smelled you after two weeks without washing, I almost died from asphyxiation. You were as rancid as Plasmus just now." Cyborg informed the green titan annoyed. Opening a portal, Raven and the rest of the team retreated back to the tower for further discussion.
"Well, this week is supposed to be Robins' turn for laundry." She said.
"Aww man. Can't you do it Raven? I'd normally do it but it's never been my turn for laundry and fighting Plasmus in the same week."
"No."
"Come on, please?! I promise to do your chore day next time in compensation. You could use your magic and what not to help get them clean." Robin pleaded, on his knees. Thinking about it, Raven shrugged.
"Okay. Then I'll need all of your clothes for washing." She stated as she snapped her fingers to both make Robin's costume disappear, but also to magically create a censor bar over his groin, causing the titan leader to yell out and cover himself out of reflex. Starfire alone gasped while Beast Boy and Cyborg snickered from the sight. "You'll have your clothes ready in two hours. Or more, if I decide to wash everyone else's before yours. We won't see your... little robin, but make sure not to face away from us." Raven remarked while slightly smiling.
"Not cool Raven! Not cool!" Robin called the sorceress out before awkwardly running backwards towards his room to put on a replacement. Once he was behind his bedroom door, he sighed as he walked to his closet and opened it, only to see it was bare and empty. "What?! How did-" Then he realized something. "When she said all my clothes, that was literally?! Not cool Raven!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "Just because I wanted to avoid it doesn't mean I should be naked for several hours!" Needing a improvised covering for everything including the front, the Boy Wonder ripped the curtains off his window and tried to make them look like shorts the best he could. Once he thought it was satisfactory, he went to the one titan that could probably help him best. Knocking on Cyborg's door, the metallic teen opened it up, looking shinier than normal.
"Man, nothing beats a good spit and shine to make a cyborg clean. What up, Robin?" He asked in a peppy manner. Then he noticed the curtain shorts. "What the heck is that?" He asked bewildered.
"That's not important. Could I borrow some sort of covering from your room, please? Didn't you have civilian clothes? I don't care if they three sizes too big."
"Sorry dude, but I got rid of those when I accepted being like this as a hero. But maybe you could borrow some of my suits that I'd have to hollow out. You may experience a lot of pinching though."
"Please, I've been trained to tolerate pain. Lay them on me." Robin boasted. Looking into the cyborg's closet to see the armors available. "Yeesh, too spiky. Too... wait, doesn't that look like Brainiacs' body?"
"Cool, right? It has all the typical accessories to the villain. Although, I'd have to hollow it out so you could fit in it."
"How long would that take?"
"Without destroying anything... about two hours."
"Next." Robin sighed with annoyance. After going through the whole line, everything was literally too big or didn't fit his general human body size. Although the last one caught him off guard. "Wait, why do you have a Liontron leg?"
"Mainly nostalgia purposes, but I do have an idea for a cool humongous robot." Cyborg happily explained.
"More on that later, how long would it take for you to just build me armor?"
"2 hours again."
"Why is the wait so long?" The leader asked annoyed.
"Look, metal work is more than just ironing and putting on like clothes. It has to go through purifying the metal so that its not compromised, heating up to thousands to degrees, bending each piece to fit exactly, cooling off, connecting each of the pieces and etc. And even then for human blacksmiths, that takes weeks. I have all the technology to do it in hours but even then less then 2 hours is a sloppy rush job. So do you want a set of armor as lame as King Albert's from Goblin's & Ghosts?" After a bit of grumbling he went to leave the room.
"Thanks anyway, Cyborg." After going into the kitchen, he found Starfire taking a batch of cookies out of the oven.
"Hey Star. You made some cookies?" The Boy Wonder asked his teammate.
"Yes, friend Robin. I took part of one of the most fascinating of Earth hobbies, cooking, so that you did not feel too bad about not having any clothes." Looking though, she then looked confused. "What are those you are wearing?"
"Window curtains. May I have one?" He asked after brushing aside the observation.
"Of course, but I do warn you, they are hot." Taking a cookie and blowing on it to help cool it off, he went to the living room to see Beast Boy shoveling food into his mouth tofu bricks and drinking orange juice. Sitting down biting into his cookie, he asked the shapeshifter,
"What are-"
"HAHAHA! What are you wearing dude, a makeshift diaper?!" Beast Boy was laughing his butt off from the sight of his leader forced to wear what unfortunately was described.
"Raven took all my clothes!" Robin defended, which didn't do anything to stop the green teen's laughter.
"That may be, but whatever dignity she may have left you, you sure pooped it!" He continued laughing, which was greatly irritating the older titan, but before he could say anything, all of the present communicators in the room went off in alert, Raven's voice urgent.
"Guys! Something went wrong with the wash! There's too-" The line went down.
"Titans, go!" Robin shouted as all of the titans went down to the laundry room. When they came up to the door, there was sounds of strained effort along with a lot of pounds and hits going on from the other side.
"What's hap-" Beast Boy tried asking before the door blew off, smacking into the four with such force they fell to the floor, somewhat crushed by the metal slab. Raven was then cast out, landing near her friends covered in bruises and her cloak somewhat torn. From the darkened and destroyed laundry room, out came the hollow clothes of Starfire, Beast Boy and Raven's cloak, but after those was an army of Robin's clothes, about 21 of them in total, including his pajamas. However, it appeared that all of them were discolored to look more dark red. Cyborg pushed the door off the rest of them and questioned,
"Whoa, what's going on here?!"
"It's the Plasmus slime! They've taken over the suits! There must've been enough for the slime to allow sentience of him." Raven surmised.
"Then there's only one thing left to do. We must destroy my clothes. Go!" The titan leader ordered as they prepared themselves against the oncoming onslaught of costume and cloth. Cyborg and Starfire tried ripping them to shreds, but the slime made gripping difficult along with just falling apart into individual articles to be harder to attack. Raven and Beast Boy were having a bit more luck as the sorceress was able to take hold of some with her soul self and disintegrate them, but was still overwhelmed by their surrounding numbers when she was taken down by a kick to the back while Beast Boy cowered as many of Robin's costumes piled onto him with their superior numbers before spikes punctured through them as Beast Boy has taken the form of the African crested porcupine before transforming into an Ankylosaurus dinosaur, ripping to shreds all that covered him thanks to his spikes. He roared as he swung his club tail around, knocking away costumes that were swarming Raven and Robin, giving the two breathing room so that Raven could use her magic to destroy more of them. Done with the hands on approach, Cyborg swapped his hands for chainsaws to slash through the opposition while Starfire aimed her star bolt energy at every hostile that was near her, blowing holes through the legs first to immobilize them before burning the rest to dust. In the span of three minutes, all of the plasmus controlled clothes were ripped, and then burnt in case they weren't already. While three of the five were not panting from too much effort, Raven was taking the time to sit and heal her bruises before Robin approached her, breathing a little hard.
"Raven, I'm sorry. If I had done the laundry, this wouldn't have happened, or even if it did, it wouldn't have been that bad." He apologized.
"It's just as my fault too. It was childish of me to take every piece of clothing you had in your room. You probably didn't need the humiliation." Raven replied, looking slightly disappointed in herself.
"Well, I think we've learned our lessons." The Boy Wonder agreed as he nodded his head. Once she was done healing, the female titan unclasped her cloak and gave it to him.
"Here Robin. While the magical censor bar will remain up until your clothes are replaced, you can have my cloak to cover all but your feet." Grateful, the titan leader took it and put it on, allowing his body to be covered by the purple cloth.
"Thank you." It was at that moment that his improvised shorts fell to his feet, causing Robin to blush. Raven promptly closed her cloak around him while Beast Boy and Cyborg snickered.
A/N: Again, sorry it took me so long. I'm going to ignore the effect of Raven's cloak that it makes the wearer darker and gloomier(along with maybe slightly evil) given the fact there are two episodes where that didn't happen, along with Raven being a goofball in later seasons. I think that's a proper fix. Leave review down below. If you're wondering why I wrote the chapter like this, it seemed unusual for Raven to just take everyone's clothes right off their backs when Robin was the only one at fault in the episode, thus why only he had his clothes taken in this. Also, I liked your ideas on this, TomoMoon1, but I couldn't think on how to do the 'one by one' you suggested, so I went to the other logical conclusion and used over 20 on Robin's clothes since four clothing articles by themselves aren't that fearsome against superheroes. I hope you all liked this.