Beast Boy and Cyborg were sitting in the kitchen looking bored. Beast Boy came up with an idea and grinned.

"Bet I can make you smile." Cyborg chuckled before coughing to recompose himself and said in a formal tone, "No you cannot."

"Sure can."

"Nu uh."

"Sure can."

"No way."

"Suure caan." The shapeshifter insisted.

"Negative."

"Pig Jig!" The lights started to shift from purple to orange to other colors as Beast Boy turned into a pig and danced along to party rock music, making Cyborg go wide eyed at the sight. The metallic titan tried sucking his lips in while his one organic eye teared up trying to contain his laughter. He then bit his lip while happy tears trailed down his cheek as Beast Boy kept pumping out more and more moves until he started rotating his hips, causing the cybernetic titan to burst with jovial howling.

"Whooo! Oh man, you got me!"

"Told ya." Beast Boy turned to human again and sat down.

"My turn! Bet I can make YOU laugh!" Cyborg challenged this time.

"Hahaha, seriously doubt it bro." He denied, his face straightening out.

"Bet I can."

"Nope."

"Bet I can."

"Nu uh."

"Bet I can."

"No way."

"Robo Rag!" Cyborg's head detached to reveal his tiny wire body and limbs, and started dancing to early 1900's Jazz with a light hearted piano playing in the back ground. Beast Boy had to bite the knuckle of his left index finger while his eyes teared up. Even though he tried squishing his face inwards to try and not smile, he couldn't help it when he decided to use a fork as a cane while his metal body tap danced until it fell down. "Robo Raaaaaaag!"

"Hahahaha! Oh man!"

"Told ya I could do it!" For a few seconds they did not move except for Cyborg itching himself.

"Soooo, now what?" He asked Cyborg, but even though the green teen asked the question, they both answered,

"Brooo Boogiiiieeee!" Beast Boy turned into a pig to dance with Cyborg while the party rock music came back with the lights flashing. They were in the zone a few seconds before they noticed Starfire was also in the room, dancing awkwardly like a ballerina. The music and lights went away as she continued dancing.

"What are you doing?" Beast Boy asked.

"Look in my direction! I shall give you the smiles too! Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow!" The alien girl then started sounding like a kitten while she danced with no grace whatsoever, confusing the two boys.

"Okay stop." Cyborg told her.

"It ain't happening."

"Oooooh, I hate being the only titan who cannot do the jokes." She bemoaned.

"Oh, don't feel bad, Star. Raven's not funny either, but we like her. If you got it, you got it, and if you don't, there's still other things about you we like." Cyborg said while reattaching his head.

"Like how you're so nice and friendly." Beast Boy said for example.

"Oh, thank you friends." She gave them a brief hug. "It is just that your humor is the masterful. Perhaps if I joined your company I could learn from you."

"Hmmm. What do you say Cy?" He asked his best friend.

"I don't know, bro. She could mess with our bro-ship." He pondered.

"What if I made of the cookies?" Starfire offered. The boys gasped before yelling, you're in!" As they started with the comedy montage, they showed her multiple things, such as silly walks, fun with food and the ever so classic, body humor by belching as loud as you can. At first she was merely adequate as she did more of a weird walk and was a bit too gross by flossing the inside of her head with a spaghetti strand, but got an A for belching so strongly the boys were even blown back, causing them all to laugh. Hours later, all but Robin were hanging out in the living room doing their own thing.

"Oh there are so many possibilities for my comedic catchphrase. I was thinking of something like 'Boo haa haa.'"

"Uh, we're digging the transformation Star, but...you really shouldn't try to talk like us."

"Ya, 'Booyah!' is my thing. You gotta find your own catchphrase."

"Well how about this?" Turning her back to the titans, she stamped her right foot in a rhythm. "I am the cool. Shamma lamma mu-mu." She clicked her fingers with a big cheesy smile to see if it worked, but no one was smiling.

"Needs work." Raven commented.

"Yeah, what's with trying to be like the boys, Star?" Jinx asked, petting Luna, her little buddy cat.

"I wanted to be the funny, so I offered to make the cookies so that they could teach me to be like them."

"Okay, let me stop you there." The pink haired witch got up, Luna jumping off, and went to her fellow titan, draping an arm around her shoulder. "There's more to being funny than being a goofball like those two jokers."

"Hey!" The boys cried out with annoyed expressions.

"I mean, look at Raven and I. Our comedy comes from lots of snarking and down putting comments that sounds funny. For example." She went over to Cyborg. "Hey, you look great today."

"Aww, thanks Ji-"

"Oh, not you Cy, it's more of the reflection of me reflecting off your shiny body that's great. You wanna look great too? Try to be more metal." All the titans envisioned a Cyborg with spikes, had a more dark grey and black colored body, wore leather clothing and maybe black hair fitting of a heavy metal fan as it was whipped back and forth due to head banging while his pierced tongue was out. They all laughed at the image since it did not fit his character at all while Cyborg simply crossed his arms and looked away frowning.

"Hmm, heavy metal. Nothing like 80's rock." He grumbled to himself.

"Oh don't take it too hard Cy. It was just an example. You're cool as is." She patted his shoulder a bit, making him smile. "But you see? Stuff like puns, gags and Knick Knacks are for entertaining the lowest denominator. If you want to be really funny, be smart and snarky about it."

"Hey, don't diss our comedy art!" Beast Boy yelled, pointing at Jinx whom barely flinched, looking unimpressed with her arms crossed. "And besides, Star's too sweet of a person to be snarking at people!"

"For once he has a point." Raven agreed, looking up from her book. "She has trouble insulting villains with anything worthy of a chuckle, so what makes you think Miss Happy Princess could?"

"I'm not saying she should snarky to be funny. Just so long as it's funnier than these clowns." Jinx stated. The two boys glared at the witch while she stared them back, not backing down. Robin then entered the living room, and was perplexed by the stare down.

"What's happening?"

"Starfire wants to be funny, and those three are arguing about who should teach her how to be funny." Raven answered.

"Well, I think I know what the answer is." The boy wonder proposed, attracting the attention of the bickering three.

"And what would that be, oh so wise titan leader?" She snarked.

"Nobody teaches Starfire." He said.

"Excuse me?" Beast Boy asked, raising an eyebrow.

"First of all, we don't need a third comedic relief in the group dynamic. Cyborg and Beast Boy are enough. Second, none of you are the best influence when it comes to funny. Each of you are more likely to make Starfire either a third cheesy goofball, or a terrible snarker since she's too nice."

"So how do I become the funny without throwing out the dynamite of the group?" Starfire asked.

"I'll tell you Star, and dynamite's not the right word. If Starfire wants to be the goofball, and we'll all need to change our roles accordingly. We all would need to swap group dynamics."

"What's that?"

"Well, as some of you may know, I'm the lone wolf leader with an extra added side of angst, you two are the good natured slackers, Raven's the sarcastic older sister or emo sister, interchangeable, and you Star are the, and I say this from how other people say it, not me, the 'manic pixie princess', being the heart and girly girl of the group. As for Jinx...well she's basically Raven's role but with newb status and luck involved. She hasn't been around long enough."

"Do you want me to put a bucket over a door filled with tar?" She threatened, her hands glowing pink and eyes narrowed to dangerous slits. The titan leader chuckled nervously.

"Uh, my apologies Jinx." She calmed down then. "The point is, the roles are angsty leader, the princess, the comic relief, the emo and the jock/techno geek. If you want to be comic relief, then we'll all have to switch accordingly. And heck, we could even switch clothes to really sell it."

"I wouldn't mind." Beast Boy shrugged. "I just hope I get Robin's job."

"I think I could pull being Raven just fine." Cyborg also agreed.

"Oooooh, I also wish to be the Robin. It would feel so nice to be in his pants like the last time." Starfire commented. Beast Boy, Cyborg and Jinx held back giggles and chuckles from the innuendo while Raven softly face palmed. Robin blushed a bright red and stammered,

"Uh, uh, Star...that kind of stuff is rather...umm...we'll talk about it later."

"Oh my gosh, I knew you two were tight but I didn't think you were that close." Jinx remarked, still snickering.

"That's not what happened!" Robin protested. "I had to go somewhere and they all dressed like me at the time!"

"Even you Raven?" She asked the half-demon, whom only held her book up higher so that her blush wasn't seeable. "Heh, that's both funny, and sort of disturbing at the same time." Starfire gasped.

"That is exactly what Raven said before, and I said 'Disturbing yet magnificent!' It its fun to wear the cape."

"Well, as 'fun' as it would be to bungle one of you up, count me out of this. I have my dignity, and I won't stoop down to either wearing one of your smelly uniforms, or being a sunny princess. Not to mention that I know next to nothing of technology like Cyborg's toys. That was always Gizmo's thing. Not to mention I don't any of you giving me a bad name by giving a poor representation of the genuine article." Jinx instructed while flipping her up-styled hair.

"A fair point." Raven sympathized.

"Okay then, so it'll just be us five." Robin declared while getting out a bag of drinking straws, taking five out, marking them with their signature colors at the bottom, and handed them to Jinx. "Care to at least shuffle the straws?" Rolling her eyes, she took the straws and shuffled them behind her back.

"Is this what you guys do practically everyday when you don't have hero duty? Something happens and you just roll along with it because you have nothing better to do and too much time?"

"For them, yes." Raven answered dryly.

"You guys are like a poorly written sitcom. Still, better than my old team at the Hive. They can be so childish. Okay, I think I shuffled them enough." Presenting the straws, one of each titan picked a straw. Beast Boy went first. He drew Raven.

"Alright! It'll be cool wearing your cloak again." Beast Boy chuckled. She glared at him, making him sweat and chuckle more nervously. "Heh, I won't mess with it too much."

"You'd better." She said before drawing another another straw. Raven got Robin. She smiled slightly. "Cool. I was hoping for Robin."

"Why?" Jinx asked with a raised eye brow.

"The makes me feel cool."

"Hey, if raccoon eyes floats your boat." She snickered as Robin frowned. Taking another straw, the Boy Wonder got Beast Boy.

"Oh great, I'm the comic relief?"

"Better than being Starfire and being stuck in a skirt, right?" Cyborg laughed until he got her straw. "Oh come on!"

"So this means I will be the Cyborg?" Starfire asks, taking out the last straw.

"Appears to be. I hope you know your electronics, or else you'll have to impersonate all his sports jock personality." Jinx mentioned.

"I understand."

"Okay, we'll each have 1 hour to get ourselves into each other's mindset. Titans, GO!"

Jinx was sitting on the couch, watching tv again while petting her cat when a smoke grenade rolled into the middle of the room, and it exploded, making everything un-seeable while Jinx and coughed and Luna ran away scared.

"Ack! Robin, what was that for?!" She cried out.

"I'm not Robin." A dry feminine voice came from the smoke, clearing to show Raven in Robin's suit. "I'm Raven, the Girl Wonder." She posed in the same way that Robin would. Jinx just laughed at the sight.

"Hahaha, oh man, you went from cool to dork in an instant." Standing up and looking up and down the brightly colored costume on Raven's body, she gave a thumbs up. "But you do manage to pull off being a traffic light well enough I suppose."

"Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me..." She pulled a hood she attached onto the cape and let said cape cover as much as it could. "...I'm off to brood and solve crime." She walked off.

"Heh, go get it done girl." The metahuman chuckled.

"Hey Jinx." She jumped from hearing Beast Boy's voice behind her. She turned to see the green face in Raven's dark blue cloak. "How'd you sneak up on me that good? I have the reflexes of a cat you know." The pink haired witch questioned.

"I teleported, duh. With this book!" He held out one of Raven's spell books.

"Huh, I never realized it but you sort of fit perfectly in there." Jinx observed with a grin.

"Yeah, though its a little tight down here."

"Too much information, green bean." The girl scoffed.

"You want to talk about tight, then how about having it all over?" Robin came in wearing Beast Boy's suit, which seemed to be taut as there was stretches and ripples throughout the uniform. "It chafes. I'm in 'dyer' need for looser clothes. Eh?" He tried to play his uncomfortableness as a joke, but they didn't even grin. "This is going to be a long day." The titan leader bemoaned.

"You ain't kidding! This is humiliating!" Cyborg's voice boomed through. They looked, and tried to hold their laughter in, but failed as they fell on the floor, laughing their guts out as they saw their metallic titan in Starfire's clothes...or at least attempts of such. Many of her tops appeared to be cut and stapled in a way he was rather wearing a tube top at best in order to fit around his almost literal barrel chest. The skirt was more like somewhere between 2-4 worn at once and his legs were spray painted to resemble her thigh high boots. But the real kicker was the literal rag of a wig that tried to replicate said Tamaranean's hair, but was rather horrid in comparison. "Yeah yeah, laugh it up. I just hope I don't have to go out while wearing this. This would ruin my tough guy reputation.

"Oh do not the worry. If it is truly uncomfortable, then you can just take care of the Silkie. All of us can get things if we need them." Starfire offered. When Robin looked at his girlfriend, he was shocked. She looked nearly as much as a cyborg now as said cybernetic titan now! The left side of her head was like Cyborg's her chest was now more like a breast plate with round shoulders. Her upper arms were untouched by the forearms and hands were metallic. Her skirt was replaced with a metal version of hot pants. Finally, the majority of her legs were like Cyborg's, proportionate to her body.

"Star...did you...?" He asked, a bit worried about what she has to say.

"No Robin, this is purely the cosmetic. Look?" She easily removed the head piece, showing the part of her natural face that was covered. He sighed in relief.

"Oh, that's a relief. Wa-wait a minute." Robin realized and looked at Cyborg suspiciously. "You said you couldn't make me a comfortable suit of armor that time I was naked. How come she gets one?"

"Call it a contingency plan. That way if anyone of you has to streak I had something just in case so you didn't.

"Yes. Now if you will excuse me, I have the steak to eat." Heading to the fridge, she took out a dish of left over steak and ate it in one gulp. "Delishousth." She said with her mouth full.

"This is going to be interesting. And what was that? You were naked once?" Jinx giggled, making Robin blush.

"Never mind that." He tried brushing off her smug curious look. "Let's just get this over with. Titans, GO!"

Starfire was in the garage, wondering what to do.

"Now, what does Cyborg do on his free time again?" Looking at his car, she beamed. "Oh, maybe I could work on the car!" Going over to it, she popped the hood, only to see that it was incredibly advanced, way more so than any car engine a mechanic could hope to understand, and even a note saying that Beast Boy shouldn't 'touch his baby'. "On second thought, maybe not. I do not wish to anger Cyborg by tampering with his 'baby'. Closing the hood, it was then she got a brilliant idea. "Of course! I will do the prank on Beast Boy! Or is it Robin? Oh well, I will prank the relief of comedy then. After thinking of a prank that seems typical of Cyborg, the metallic Tamaranean got a box of tacks, string, a type of gel and a roll of scotch tape. Using her super speed, she swiftly then got eggs without being noticed. After setting up the prank, she knocked on what was Beast Boy's door, after confirming that Beast Boy himself wasn't in there.

"Come in." Robin called out.

"Robin, I wish to show you something, but you'll have to come out." Starfire opted. That instantly got him to get up and open the door, stepping out.

"What's up-" He then got splattered in gel, from the eggs that were tapped to the ceiling with tacks puncturing the eggs thanks to the string, and the insides were blown out so that only the gel and yolks were inside.

"Yes, I have done the immature prank!" The robotic princess cheered. Robin chuckled.

"Haha, alright you got me. Now if you'll excuse me, but I have... to...whoa. I'mmuh...not feeling so hot all the sudden. What did you use?"" He asked, getting a bit lightheaded and disoriented.

"The substance that thins the paints. Why, is that a problem?" Robin gasped as he fell to the ground.

"In..firm..." He passed out.

"Robin! Don't worry, I will get you the help!" She picked up her friend and flew him to the infirmary.

Cyborg was in Starfire's room, reading the to-do list Starfire wrote for him. Okay, here we go. First one on the list. Give Silkie a bath. He loves being...okay, I'm not cleaning this thing." Cyborg held up Silkie whom was climbing up his right arm. What he simply did was replace his hand with a cleaning rag, doused it with soap and water from within himself, and polished Silkie a few rubs, considering him clean for now. "Next. Feed Silkie at 3:20, 6:30 and 9:00 the P and M." He shook his head in amusement that even her writing was grammatically off. After leaving a can of dog food for the silkworm to eat, he looked at the list again. "Make a picnic for when we successfully do this experiment. Shouldn't be too much of a problem." He shrugged. His communicator then beeped, which he answered.

"Yes?"

"Titans, meet up in the training center. It's time for a training regiment." Raven the Girl Wonder requested. Shrugging, Cyborg went to the closet and opened it to place the list in, and left it open to go meet Raven in the others. Little did he realize is that Silkie smelled some zorkaberries in there, and went to eat them. Once all the able titans were in the training facility, Raven stood before them with a smirk on her face. "Where's Robin?"

"Uh, let us say a prank that a prank I pulled may have...um...incapacitated him." Starfire admitted, filled with shame.

"What did you do?" Beast Boy asked.

"Pour the thinner of paints on him. I did not know it was hazardous, since Robin was not paint." Jinx held in a snicker from that explanation. Since she and the leader weren't entirely friends yet, hearing the mishap was amusing by concept.

"Oh, okay then. Well, we're going to do some exercises, and whip this team into shape for today. First off, we're going to do 25 jumping jacks. Ready, go!" At her command they did their respective set of jumping jacks. "Alright, no one broke a sweat. Good. Next, we'll move onto 20 squats." After doing so, Raven was pleased. "Still able to keep up? Don't worry, you'll really feel the burn when I'm done." And burn did they get. In an hour they did 30 lunges, 15 for each leg, 5 minutes of running in place, 25 glute bridges, 3 straight minutes of planking, 3 straight minutes of reverse plank bridging, 10 pushups and finally 10 bodyrows. By this point, everyone was exhausted, except Cyborg.

"Augh, I can't feel my everything." Beast Boy groaned.

"I know." Jinx panted. "We did much tougher in the hive, but it's been weeks since I've actually done that stuff. You guys made me soft." She growled at them.

"It's not our fault you're lazy." Raven jabbed. Her legs could take it, but the arm exercises rendered said appendages like spaghetti. From above, a crash was heard while the alarms went off. "Oh give me a break. Fine. Titans, go!" She and Starfire flew in a way their bodies didn't ache, and Cyborg was ready to follow, but Jinx and Beast Boy just laid where they were, unable to move.

"We'll catch up." The pink haired metahuman groaned.

"Ditto."

As the three titans exited the tower, they saw that Silkie was once again a giant silk moth monster with wings as he was bursting out of Starfire's room.

"He ate the Zorkaberries?! Did I not instruct that he was to eat no more than five per day?" She questioned Cyborg.

"Hey, I already fed him dog food! He must've found it on his own or something!"

"Silkie is unable to open the closet on his own!"

"Oh, my bad. Left it open when Raven called for the training."

"Ugh, of course something had to go wrong under my watch as leader. Whatever. We need to contain Silkie.

"Star, there's a cannon that I made just for this kind of situation. Go get it."

"Alright." She sped into the tower, just as the two others came out.

"What the?! When did Silkie get so big?! Jinx cried out looking up.

"Silkie got into Starfire's zorkaberries because Cyborg kept the closet open.

"Oh really? Nice going, Bolts for Brains." Beast Boy tried imitating Raven, but she snapped at him.

"This is no time for messing around. We need to contain him now. Titans, GO!" Falling off of the building, Silkie was about to inadvertently crush BB and Jinx when the green teen shapeshifted into a pterodactyl and whisked Jinx away just in time.

"Hey, I didn't need help!" She cried out indignantly. Feeling a little sick from the fall, he threw up a barrage of purple goo, which they were all able to dodge. Flapping his wings, he took flight and tried to go to the city, now wanting to explore a world he rarely saw, but Cyborg with his jetpack went into his path.

"Uh...Silkie! You don't want to go into there, little buddy! Let your gnorfka take you back and take care of you, please." But Silkie knew that this was not Starfire, so he pushed on through, pushing the yelping cybernetic titan out of the way. "Well I tried. How about you guys!"

"Don't worry, we on it!" Beast Boy responded as he and Jinx chased the enlarged silk moth, the green dinosaur dropping her off on Silkie's back. The witch was able to reach his head, but she didn't know how to control him.

"How do you drive this thing?!" She cried out. Seeing that they were approaching the city, the girl took his antennae and steered him around, not wanting to risk of Silkie cared about avoiding buildings on his own. He cried in pain as he swerved around the building, the force of his wings blowing cars and people away. "Bad Silkie, very bad Silkie! You're so going into the dog house once we build one for you!" While Jinx made sure they didn't crash, Raven and Starfire were in pursuit flying behind. Starfire held a giant cannon which was labeled as a energy net cannon. Aiming it, she fired, only for the net to shoot the opposite direction, and the cannon to push out of her grip, falling and breaking against the ground.

"Oops." She uttered. Cyborg had Beast Boy on his back caught up, the green changeling was able to retrieve one of Raven's spell books.

"Is that one of my books? I told you this is no more time for playing my role!"

"Hey I got this, alright?! If I can make Silkie smaller, than things will be alright! Let's see here! Azermop Mintiness Big Toes!" A person turned into a frog.

"Really? You misspeak my enchantment after I say it countless times?!" She complained, really annoyed.

"Hey, you try reading something not your language! Ummm...Azerat Matrion Thinzone!" A bus turned into a unicorn. "Almost! Azarath Metrion Zinthose!" Cyborg turned into a burrito, leaving Beast Boy to scream as he fell along with his now edible best friend.

"Ugh, useless! Fine then, it's up to us. Cut him off!" Understanding, Starfire increased her speed so that she caught up to Silkie. Taking off her head piece and breastplate along with her arm attachments, showing she still had her top at least on underneath, she got close to her pet.

"Silkie, it's me, the real Starfire! Follow me my little bumgorf!" Going even faster, he smiled as he chased after his caretaker, while Raven began her enchantment.

"Azarath Metrion Zinthose!" Being surrounded by black energy, Silkie went back to his regular larvae form. Unfortunately, that meant Jinx fell through the air, screaming as she was going to be slammed into the ground, though Starfire was able to save her.

"Whew, thanks Star." She expressed gratefully.

"You are the welcome." The Tamaranean expressed. Catching up to the girls, Raven asked Jinx,

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. You suck at training regiments, but you do make a good leader when push comes to shove."

"Oh uh...thanks." The pale sorceress blushed slightly. Shaking away the feeling, she looked back at the carnage. "We have a lot of work to do." After cleaning up the city and turning everyone transformed back to normal, they stumbled through the living room and crashed onto the couch. Starfire held Silkie close.

"Today was-"

"A disaster." Jinx cut Raven off. "Cyber Princess burns Robin and misfires a cannon into a sports vehicle, Grass Stain turns Cy into a burrito, and Chrome Dome accidently let loose a giant moth on the city. Not to mention you tired us out part way through, Girl Wonder."

"I can see why you wanted no part of this now." Beast Boy nodded, too tired to defend himself.

"Well, I think there's still one thing that I can do while filling in Starfire's role."

"And what would that be?" She asked.

"Our successful party time, baby!" Pressing a button, a hold in the floor opened up to reveal a huge amount of food.

"Oh yeah! I can never turn down a buffet like this!" Beast Boy cheered as he chomped down on the vegetarian stuff.

"Glorious! So today has not been the complete failure! Enjoy Silkie!" Starfire grabbed a bottle of mustard while Silkie ate a sandwich. Chuckling, Jinx got a single slice of pizza while looking at Raven. So, when do you think robin can take back the role as leader?"

"He can have it as soon as he's mentally stable again. His connected lists of crimes and networks of villains are a maze that I couldn't decipher."

"Yep. I certainly drew the lucky straw by not taking one at all." The metahuman giggled while eating her pizza.

A/N: Okay, so I haven't exactly written it 1:1 as per your suggestion Eris, but since I couldn't decide on what or how to write everything you suggested, this was the best I could come up with, and took inspiration from the original episode "Can I keep him" When Silkie became their official pet. So, what did you all think? I have thoughts about what to do with the episode Mr. Butt, but that's something we can discuss next chapter. Leave your reviews below.