Finally, it was complete. A table long enough for six people to comfortably sit at. The candles were lit, the cutlery were set, hand shaped paper turkeys decorated the living room. Robin, Starfire, Jinx and Raven each helped make all of this.
"Perfection." Robin said, slapping his hands up and down after all that work.
"I'm not sure if a celebration of pilgrims coming in and leading the path down indigenous people's destruction is one to celebrate, but I can at the very least enjoy the dinner." Jinx added.
"And the watching of the Parade at Macy's along with the game of the foot and the ball will be most joyous!" Starfire cheered.
"Classy." Raven said, loving the smell of all that was the Thanksgiving dinner.
"Nothing can possibly go wrong!" The Titan leader proclaimed.
40 seconds later
"Everything went completely wrong!" Jinx screamed in rage at the bumbling idiots, Cyborg and Beast Boy, whom were cringing in shame, guilt and fright. The table was smashed, the food was ruined, the decorations were trashed, and the tv was destroyed, along with the living room and kitchen having smoke billow out in a mass amount out of the broken glass wall as they all stood outside. Raven's cloak was scorched, Starfire had a ceiling fan tangled in her hair, which is weird because they don't even have a ceiling fan anywhere in the tower but there it is, Jinx's face was scorched with her bubblegum pink hair almost completely gone, now just a few burnt strands, and Robin was stuck in a full body cast, his face was the only thing visible with bruises and cuts. "On any other given day, Raven can just fix up whatever, and all you two would get is a scolding and maybe a silent treatment afterwards. But after all that work making everything perfect, which for some of us would be our first Thanksgiving dinner, mind you, you somehow, in less than a minute, ruined everything that was going to make today special!" She spat that word into their faces with spit flying into their faces. Jinx was practically frothing at the mouth, she was so enraged.
"Cyborg...Beast Boy..." Robin tried to speak, his ribs broken and maybe a lung or two slightly punctured.
"Y-yeah?" The cybernetic titan replied, scared for his life.
"Food...decorations...tv...two...hours. Or...no...meat...or...video...games...for..." The Boy Wonder passed out, but his message was clear as the two boys gasped.
"No meat?!"
"No video games?!"
"In two hours." Jinx reminded them. "GO!" She yelled at them, prompting the two guys to run off screaming. They went to the T-Car and drove off the island.
"Dude, how are we supposed to find everything we need in two hours?! Turkeys don't even cook to perfection that fast!" Beast Boy yelled getting frantic, until Cyborg slapped him.
"Get a hold of yourself! Look, we messed up bad, but we're superheroes! We can do this! For the meats!"
"Yeah, and for the video games!" Garfield yelled, getting all ramped up until Cyborg had to put the break on, causing his passenger to go smack into the windshield due to forgetting his seatbelt. "Ouch! What was that?!" He looked forward to see that traffic was at a dead stop. "Aw man, what are we going to do?!"
"You forget bro, we're in my car." Cyborg chuckled as he pressed a button. The wheels shifted 90 degrees so that the hubcaps faced towards the ground, and the car hovered in mid-air.
"Sweet! Now let's get us some Thanksgiving dinner!" Beast Boy shouted, and they flew over everyone else. However, the car started to malfunction as the gadgetry in it started to spark. "Ah! What's happening?!"
"The hover wheels haven't been tested yet!" They both screamed as they rammed into a store. Thankfully it just so happened to be an Idea assembly store.
"Ugh, my head." Cyborg groaned. "Oh, great! We can get a table and chairs here!"
"But how are going to fit all that in the car? We still need to get food dude, and the car is broken." The green teen mentioned. Cyborg thought about that.
They were on the road again, Cyborg having his quickest patchwork by putting plywood over holes and tape over the punctured tires. Beast Boy was on the roof with the table strapped onto it long ways, trying to put the chairs together while reading the manuals. Though every time he finished a chair, Cyborg would either go or stop and he'd smack into a chair in front or behind him and ruin their set up, setting the young superhero back a bit each time. By the time they made it to the grocery store, Cyborg went in, and Beast Boy could finally assemble the chairs in peace. Finishing up the last chair a bunch of minutes later, six perfectly made chairs were secured on the top with bungee cords. Smiling at his work, he jumped off the back and was about to head in when the back door opened up, and smacked into the back of the shapeshifters' head. He cried out in pain as he fell onto his knees, and barely had enough time to get up before Cyborg came and just threw an entire shopping carts' worth of Thanksgiving food in a can into the back, Beast Boy included as he was smushed under all that wait of food filled cans. Getting out of the grocery parking lot, Cyborg noticed when a green snake slithered out of the mess of cans and changed back into Beast Boy.
"Dude, you didn't give me time to get out of the way!"
"Sorry bro, but we need to do this quick. What's next on the list?"
"Uh, decorations, I think."
"Well then I know where to go." Pressing another button, a more safe way they cut through traffic was to have the car pushed up by scissor lifts connected to the tires, and they again cut through traffic via cheating.
Watching the parade, a whole bunch of fans were cheering as they watched the parade in action with a whole bunch of balloons of famous cartoon characters floating forward. The two titans were sneaking behind an alleyway where they couldn't be spotted.
"Since Robin didn't say how much decorations to get, how about we get just one string of those turkey hands and get us that actual turkey?" Beast Boy suggested.
"Sure bro. Oh, here's the perfect one." The cybernetic titan spotted an end that was closest to him, snagged it, and they ran back to their car to drive off. However, the line they were pulling stayed one piece, and as the line was pulled down to waist level, someone exited the building the line was previously attached to, he tripped and fell forward into the crowd, causing a sidewalk worth's of people to spill onto the street. This was so unexpected, the rope holders accidently let go of the balloon of animation icon Michael Mice, whom floated right into a light post and his left eye popped, letting helium loose.
"Oh no! Due to an accident, we're witnessing the same catastrophe that fell the beloved, yet even more so hated Bernard the Dinorsaur that had his guts ruptured by another light post back in 1997!" A news announcer explained in horror.
"And unlike '97 where all the adults cheered at the dinosaur's death, this will be a sad day as House of Mouse host met the same fate." And to prove their point, all of the people witnessing the balloon's deflation were crying from sheer sudden sorrow.
As the titans unknowingly left the crime scene of killing animations' biggest icon, they went and not just picked up a live turkey, but also a duck and chicken.
"Uh, what are we supposed to do with these two extra birds?" Beast Boy questioned.
"No time bro. Just hand them to me." Cyborg requested as they were leaving a chicken farm. Stuffing each of the birds into his chest cavity, and then pressing a few buttons on his arm, the only thing that seemed off to the changeling was that his heating vents were on full blast as they were driving. At the electronics store, the two got the largest tv they could get. A humongous 88 inch tv along with all of the amp box sound systems that comes along with it.
"Dude, there's no way we can either shove this in there or strap all these outside." The green teen pointed out."
"Don't worry, I've got that covered." Getting out his keys, he clicked a button, which promptly summoned the T-Jet. Literally throwing the tv, sound systems and the car into the jet with his superhuman strength, Cyborg flew the jet back to the tower, but parking on the pad would take too long, because they had 1 minute left!
"Beastie, we need to pull a fast and furiously dangerous stunt to pull this off! Are you ready?!"
"Ready!" His best friend responded, inside the car. Turning the steering mechanism to the right, the jet took a sudden 180 degree turn that flung the car and everything else from the fuselage, causing Beast Boy to scream in fright as the car smashed through the window, where the car and tv smashed through the window. The TV crashed harmlessly into the wall and still broken and smaller tv with the sound systems in place, the car bounced off the floor causing all of the Ikea items to drop in place, all the canned food to pop out and land perfectly onto plates and bowls BB got ready in lightning fast speed as he threw them at the table, and the one string of turkey hand décor was strung across the room as the car smashed through the other side, and fell into the waiting opening of the fuselage, hovering just outside of the hole. Once all of the healed and hair restored titans ran into the living room, they gasped at the sudden room change.
"How did this happen?!" Starfire asked.
"Us." Two voices answered. They turned to see Cyborg and Beast Boy panting, having done such a crazy stunt perfectly in one go.
"I'll say, I bet we could never do that again if we tried." The metallic titan chuckled tiredly.
"Me too dude. That was just way too perfect."
"Wow. I thought you totally weren't going to pull through but-wait a minute...where's the turkey?" Robin asked suspiciously. Cyborg's body rang.
"Oh, we got something better than a turkey. Booyah!" Cyborg opened his body, and out came a perfectly cooked turducken!"
"Dude, how did you do all that in there?" The green teen questioned, astonished.
"Cyborg enhancements, duh."
"Oh, that does look the delicious." The Tamaranean girl stated as she drooled marveling the turducken.
"So, did either of you learn your lesson?" Raven asked the two boys.
"Ugh, let's please not go over any morals." Jinx groaned while crossing her arms. "I'm sure they've learned something but everything else has done them to death on Thanksgiving."
"Yeah, I have to agree with Jinx on this one." Beast Boy shrugged.
"So if the moral is overdone, than does that mean we do not have to discuss it?" Starfire asked.
"Well, if everyone thinks so, then yeah, let's just skip how we learned something and dig into that turducken! I'm starving!" Robin exclaimed. All the titans cheered as they sat down and ate everything, and enjoyed a movie on the new 88 inch tv with speakers all over the living room giving them literal surround sound coming from every angle.
A/N: Wow. I have to say this is probably the most original chapter I have ever written. I did have a little help with Regular Show with their Thanksgiving for general direction but other than that I used practically zero outside material or help from you readers. I'm proud of myself. Anyway, Eris, what did you think of this chapter, and Gotham Vacation part 3 before I did Halloween then? You didn't mention anything specific about that so I'm curious.