Em :Table is fixed. BOOM!
[picture of the Cullen dining room table]

Es: EMMETT! YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD SON!

Em: Love ya Ma x

C: That looks wonderful. Is it sturdy?

Em: Yup, ready for another pounding.

*Edward left the chat.*

Es: Emmett!

R: Vom.

*Alice added Edward to the chat.*

C: So what are you all planning for this evening?

Em: Not sure yet Carlisle, why do you ask? ? ? ?

A: Jasper and I are going to watch a movie in PA, Edward would you like to join us? Bella can come.

Ed: Uh, that's ok. I think I should give her some space.

C: Oh, I think you should definitely go to the pictures Edward. Doesn't that sound lovely Esme? For Edward to go out with his siblings?

Es: Lovely, yes.

R: You guys are so obvious.

Es: I don't know what you're talking about sweetheart.

R: Sure ya don't. Em, I'm going to take you to the arcade, just this once, seeing as you fixed the table.

Em: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

R: NO BREAKING THE GAMES THOUGH, not like when we went to Chuck. E. Cheese. We're not allowed back there any more, remember?

Em: I will be so good. Promise. ?

J: Oh, good job Em. I thought it was beyond repair.

A: Yes, well done. Incidentally how did you fix it?

Em: YouTube had some great tutorials. It's rock solid now.

C: Well, I'm very proud of you son.

Es: YOU ARE A GOOD BOY.

C: So, Edward, I really do think you should consider accompanying your brother and sister to Port Angeles this evening. You hardly ever go to the pictures any more.

Ed: I don't want to be the third wheel.

R: Ladies and gentlemen, it may have taken him close to a century, but I think Edward's finally cottoning on!

Es: Rosalie! Be nice to your brother, he's sensitive. Edward, would you be a dear and pick me up a few things in Seattle?

Ed: Do you really need me to go to Seattle? I could just go for a run if you want some quiet time?

C: I'm not sure it will be quiet.

Es: Carlisle!

A run sounds like an excellent idea Edward, very invigorating.

C: Don't anybody come home until daybreak.

J: Got it

R: Wouldn't dream of it

Ed: Sure thing

Em: [eggpant emoji x 10]

A/N: Reviewers get to vacate the house with Edward.

Thanks a million to my wonderful betas itsthatkindofanight and wh1teow1 (please show some love and read Moirai, a reimagining of Twilight for the new decade!