A/N: Spoiler alert, while there is some original content, I have used pre-existing things from Salvador Dali and a Joan Miro painting, Looney Tunes Wackyland, Casper's Crazy Town, Spongebob's Random Land and Ed Edd & Eddy's 'One + One = Ed' since they helped give me an idea how crazy to go since my artistic creativity is nowhere near the episodes mentioned.
One day, Raven woke up, and groaned as she rubbed her eyes.
"Oh, what a head ache. I hope today won't be too hard." Rubbing her temples, she left her room and was going to have some cereal when Robin got all up in her face acting all crazy like! "Ah, what was that?!"
"That Raven was...crazy." He replied while poking her nose.
"Oh no, please don't tell me today is-"
"Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" All of her titan friends yelled as lights, horns and confetti went off. Robin acted like a turkey, Starfire blew a bubblegum bubble out of her nose which exploded, Cyborg used a test your strength hammer to have his own head ring the bell, Beast Boy rolled around as a donkey and Jinx was walking backwards on her hands while her feet touched her head. Raven was not amused by any of this. By the time Beast Boy and Cyborg tried to eat cereal with forks and Starfire wore blue sneakers big enough for a clown to wear, the half-demon sorceress groaned as she grabbed them all with black tentacles, forcing them to stop.
"Please, stop right now."
"Not until one of us out crazy's the rest and becomes the new Captain Craaazy!" Robin replied.
"Yeah, what's the deal mama? I thought you'd be all up for this since you're not miss anti-social anymore." Beast Boy asked. Raven sighed as she placed her friends down.
"I woke up with a headache, so all your extra cases of obnoxiousness will only aggravate it. Plus, even if I did want to, I still don't get the point of today."
"Oh, sorry you're having a headache Raven." The titan leader apologized. "Come on guys, let's go out to the city to celebrate." As they left, each gave their small words of condolences.
"See ya Rae." Cy and Raven fist bumped.
"Too bad Raven. I was hoping to see which one of us would be the more crazier." Jinx told her fellow dark titan. Raven chuckled.
"Yeah, me too."
"May your aching of the head go away friend Raven." Starfire hugged the sorceress before it was finally Beast Boy.
"You rest up now and get some of the extra extra beauty sleep baby." She smiled weakly and blushed at the flirting as they kissed for a second before he left too. Going for cereal and aspirin now, it was good she'd have most of the day to herself.
It was the next day, and Beast Boy entered the kitchen somewhat drowsy like. Getting some cereal, he went to the living room to see that everyone was there, except his girlfriend.
"Uh, where's Rae Rae?"
"Still asleep, oddly enough." Robin replied.
"Is it not like Raven to sleep in this late?" Starfire asked.
"Yeah, something could be wrong." Cyborg sounded concerned. "I'm going to check on her."
"Count me in dude." The green teen said as he followed his best friend. The rest of the titans followed as they went to Raven's room. Along the way, Jinx stepped out of the shower, in uniform but her hair was in a towel.
"Where are you all going?"
"We're worried about Raven. Beast Boy woke up before her." Starfire told her.
"Oh." So she followed them and the titans stood outside her door, hearing moans. Cyborg lightly knocked.
"Raven? You doing good in there?" He asked quietly, but still loud enough he could be heard on the other side. However, a lot more thudding came from the other side, prompting him to yell, "Don't worry Rave, I'm coming!" Barging down the door, they saw that things are going mad with floating objects, the blinds closing and opening and flames of different colors. All surrounded by a distressed sleeping Raven. "Raven! Raven, what's wrong girl?!" He tried waking her up, but she refused to do so.
"... BB ... Cy ... the mirror ... emotions ... help ... danger ..."
"There's something wrong with her mind dude!" Beast Boy realized. Getting the mirror, he told the others, "Watch over Raven until we're out of here!" Beast Boy and Cyborg then looked into the mirror to be teleported into her mind, leaving the other three concerned. Just then Raven woke up, but her eyes were pure white.
"Raven?" The Boy Wonder asked cautiously.
"Oh, sorry. Raven's not here, but if you'd like to leave a message press one." She replied, her voice super high like a chipmunk for most of the sentence before dipping real deep. She then floated to the ceiling and started to walk on it, her cloak not covering her body as gravity had a hold on it.
"Raven's acting especially crazy now." Jinx commented. Raven stopped as her head turned 180 degrees with a sickening crack.
"Oh, thank you! I have been called the Lord of Madness from time to time." Inside her mind, Beast Boy and Cyborg were having a much more insane trip to inside her mind as they fell through. It like like they were traveling through the colors of the 2001 movie, splitting apart into infinite clones backwards and forwards as the line fell through an amp speaker which was bumping out beats, and through the center was a tunnel which showed them what appeared to be a dimension of bacteria but was actually an erratic solar system where the sun was also Cyborg's mechanical eye as he was a celestial body, gazing down on a planet in which the real Cyborg and Beast Boy fell flat on their faces on the ground.
"Ow. Oh man that was trippy." The green shapeshifter moaned before throwing up.
"You're telling me. Hey, there's a sign!" Looking at it, it said, 'Welcome to Raven. Population: 100 acorns eating a squirrel.' The place they were in as they observed was...creative to say the least. The sky was a random splash of both bright day and dark night as the sun and moon randomly flew around, not caring or having consequences of gravity. The trees were instead giant umbrellas, some open and some closed. A peacock walked by with its tail wide open, bit it was playing cards instead of feathers. It also gave a big honk like a goose. Deciding to get away, the two ran while screaming from how wacky this all seemed. But everything, including them, quickly started to melt as clocks ticked by.
"Cy, what's...happening?" Beast Boy tried asking in confused fear but the metallic titan couldn't answer as they turned into puddles, going down a drain that also looked like a melted watch. Dripping down, their colors filled two outlines in a black void that eventually became the normal BB and Cy again, causing them to sigh in relief. Hearing another sigh, they turned to see a blanketed woman holding a pomegranate that had a bee on it. Splitting it open, a red carp fish jumped out and ate the bee, flopping around until two tigers leapt out of the fish's mouth and tried to devour the woman, but were shot down dead by her inexplicably summoned shot gun. Pouncing the woman ripped into one of the tigers, eating it. Cyborg asked,
"Uh, ma'am? What's going on here?" Looking up with spaghetti and pasta dripping from her mouth, she said,
"wollof em." She then dug into the tiger completely, disappearing entirely. The two looked at each other and shrugged before walking off.
"Hey, let's follow that elephant!" Cyborg suggested as he pointed to an elephant standing hundreds of feet tall due to its extremely long and thin legs. Activating his jetpack and Beast Boy turning into a pterodactyl, they managed to get close, but it started to rain globes which were rather heavy as the titans grunted from the blows.
"Retreat dude!" Beast Boy yelled as they went under the elephant which had a hole in its belly blocked with bars. A prisoner angrily was saying,
"Let me out! Let me out! You can't hold me here forever!" As if to prove a point, he grabbed their throats and pulled them in between the bars despite their size. Inside was a cat/dog hybrid fighting as they talked about politics, the dog right wing and cat left, which was literal as the dog had a red right wing for a leg and the cat a blue wing on the left.
"Dude, do you know where Raven is?" Beast Boy asked the imprisoned guy.
"Edgar Poe's Raven? Sure, just go through this poster." Indeed, there was a poster that said 'poster' which he ripped off and escaped through. Beast Boy and Cyborg followed suite, only to fall through pipes and dripped down through a garden hose. Again there was only darkness, but at least there was a door and a suspended doorbell. Hoping something normal was on the other side, Cyborg pressed the doorbell which made a car honk. The door opened to show an attendant inside of an elevator.
"Up? Down? Left or right? Longways? Shortways? Slantways?"
"Uh, which ever way goes to Raven." Beast Boy answered. Pressing a button, the door closed and they started moving. "Dude, what is up with Raven's mind?! It's all completely insane in here!" The attendant then looked offended.
"Insane?!" But then he turned pleasant. "Why thank you! We've reach our stop." The titans were then booted out onto the sidewalk. The two didn't have time to recover though as they were smacked into by a car being driven by a fish, which looked surprised.
"Hey, fish can't drive!" Cyborg complained. Insulted, the fish pressed the horn in which the hood acted like a spring and launched the flying titans onto a building roof. Groaning, they finally got a chance to look around their new surroundings, which was odd to say the least. The cars were on the sidewalks and ostriches were on the road.
"How can a headache cause her mind to get this loopy?" The green shapeshifter shook his head as he was extremely perplexed. There were other stuff than the immediate area, such as mountains in the distance upside down along with rain leading into the clouds, which flying whales were flying through but disappearing on the other side or appearing without having entered first. Even the buildings themselves had no architecture rhythm. An Indian rock cut temple, monasteries made of wood, 1200s English stores with arched windows and roofs that were literally ribcages, Aztec pyramid restaurants, a Renaissance building that was a fan club for Florence Nightingale, an Italian history art museum labeled 'Raph and Mike's most famous nudes', a dine out that was called Baroque's Barbecue, a Colonial sweat shop where people bought other people's sweat in jars, A Victorian club where only people named Victoria are allowed, a Roman graveyard where Romans, Egyptian mummies and goths are revived, Swiss Cheese Chalet houses made of Swiss cheese, a Chicago school where you learn how to act like a Chicagoan, a Rationalism building that went out of business before completion, the styles went on and on!
"Nothing here makes sense. My sensors are not getting anything consistent or logical."
"My senses are also acting wack. I think I'm smelling textures and hearing colors." From behind them they could hear a train, and when they turned, it was a train that was running on a loop of tracks going on forever. The side stated, 'next stop: Raven'
"Well, if nothing makes sense, then let's just go for it!" Cyborg shrugged as he jumped, followed by Beast Boy as they hitched a ride. Further down the road, a penny was right in front of the incoming train. The immortalized president on the coin grinned maliciously as he brought out a box, and pressed down on the handle. The train was blown on the side with the titans screaming as they flew through the air, only to be swallowed by an orange pelican. They stayed in its white bill before the bird realized what it tried to eat and spit them out down through a home chimney. The boys crashed into a poorly lit living room where two giant babies were changing the diaper of a tiny adult, presumably the parents.
"Goo gah goo!" The baby dad yelled.
"Goo goo gaa gaa bah blah!" The baby mom cried as she stomped her foot.
"Let's get out of here Beastie!" Cyborg shouted in fear.
"It's too dark in here bro! I need to turn on a light!" Going and flipping a switch, everything that was supposed to turn on light instead just splooged water. Soon a firetruck pulled up front and the yellow clad dalmatian dogs approached the house with a hose and doused said house in fire! "Ah! I'm so out of here!"
"Evasive bull maneuver!" Cyborg agreed as Beast Boy turned into a bull with his best friend who's now dressed like a cowboy charged through an exit only an inch high. The Picasso shaped titans ran through the neighborhood which was just no longer architecture, but just houses that looked even more random, like a giant doughnut dunking a head into some coffee before eating it through the center, a cooked turkey that flew off from its foundations to form a Z among its kind going North for the winter, a house made of doors where a salesmen was selling doors to a sentient door, etc. "This place is just too crazy! How the heck are we going to find Raven in this headache nightmare of hers?!"
"Wait a minute!" Beast Boy stopped with the sound of tires screeching as he came to a screeching halt, accidentally throwing his best friend into a pile of Firestone Tires on sale, which literally were stone tires on fire. Thankfully his metal body prevented the fire from hurting him. "Dude, you could've warned me first!"
"Sorry, but I've read of something like this from my comics bro! It's called the Wacky Adventures of Crazy Land! It's where anything can happen, and when normal people got lost in it, the only way to get out is to act as crazy as the land itself!"
"Please, not another one of your hair brained comic book schemes." The metallic titan slapped his face.
"You're right, I need to clear my brain first." Grabbing into his head, he took it out to show it was wearing a beautiful blonde wig, to Cyborg's amazement. After taking the wig off and putting his brain back, the shapeshifter went to a tree with a hole in it and knocked. "Knock knock."
"Who's there?" The tree replied.
"Wood."
"Wood who?"
"Wood you please help me to Raven?" The tree laughed hysterically as he fell onto the ground, showing a hole in the ground where the tree stood. Without hesitation, Beast Boy jumped in, with a reluctant Cyborg gulping.
"I sure hope you know what you're doing Grass Stain."
"You think that's crazy? What's this!" The Raven in the real world created a lamp shade that was now on her head as she tapped her feet together while she was still floating upside down on the ceiling. "Pretty crazy huh?" She asked while wagging her hips back and forth.
"It certainly makes you look bright." Jinx nervously chuckled.
"That is not even the hat." Starfire pointed out. Smacking her lips, Raven said,
"Hmmm, I'm parched. I could really go for some milk. She snapped her fingers before teleporting away. The other titans wondered where she went when they heard yelling from outside. They went to the window to see a giant carton of milk with a wild crazy straw that was trying to throw Raven off like it was a bucking bronco.
"Well that's certainly a crazy straw." Robin chuckled nervously.
"Ah!" The real Raven in her mind woke up in a bed inside of a zebra striped room that was rainbow colored with a light bulb that was Raven's head. "What the?" Looking around, she saw a cylinder of chips which was labeled, 'Sun Chips. When you want to feel sunny!'. Taking and opening it, she took out a flat sun that didn't burn her fingers. Wondering what would happen, she bit into the chip which caused all the light to go out. "Dang it. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" The female titan managed to bring light to the world, but now all the color was gone, including herself. The only other new thing was that there was a hole in the floor. Hovering to it, she floated down only to enter right from the top. Looking up, the half-demon girl saw that as she lowered, she could see her legs come down but only to an extent. Groaning, she got out of the hole and went to the door to open it. The other side had colors, but it was just a pink void filled with giant bananas and small trees. Raven screamed as she took a step forward only to fall down a checkered slide that went into corkscrews and loop-de-loops for what seemed like forever until she landed on a motorcycle on a road. The handle bars forcefully wrapped themselves around her body while a head morphed into existence between them, forming into Lobo!
"Ya better hold onto your butt witchy girl, 'cause we're riding to Hell and back!" She screamed as the motorcycle rode off to somewhere.
Two bumps were moving across a street until they happened upon a manhole cover and tried pushing it away, but it moved along with the ground like it was made of fabric, which were then snipped by a green crab claw. Beast Boy as a green rabbit came up with a carrot in his other hand.
"Ehhhh..." He took a nibble of his carrot. "...I think we found them Doc." In front of them was a giant volcano with an angry face, because it had 'Albuquerque' painted on it. "I told ya we needed to take that left turn."
"But how are we supposed to find them in there?"
"Don't worry about it, just trust me." The green shapeshifter then turned into a large dragon, and Cyborg would've hopped on if he was eaten by his draconic best friend, screaming the last second. Taking flight, he went up into the sky...only to crash down into the ground to act as a mole instead. Eventually, he reached a magma chamber made of ice. Before reverting back, Beast Boy laid an egg where it cracked a traumatized Cyborg who sat there for several seconds before standing and grabbing his best friend by the collar.
"Never...do that...again."
"I don't needs to dude. Check who's there." Following to where he was pointing, he gasped at see the emoticlones and rushed to hug as much as he could with tears of joy. "Finally! Something that has a semblance of sanity! Now, can anyone tell me what the heck is happening?!"
"Raven's headache got really bad. One might even say it drove her crazy. Nothing is the way it is."
"And the worst part?" Anger inquired as she grabbed her hair with fisted hands. "We can't sense her in this mess because everything's so stupid here!"
"You're telling me. My sensors and his senses are going haywire here. But he somehow managed to find you all by being as weird as everything else."
"That may actually work." Knowledge acknowledged. "Beast Boy, I believe that in order to find Raven, you'll have to sense her in the most unorthodox method you can think of."
"Got it." Taking off his shoes and socks, he started rubbing both his feet against her cloak without falling down.
"What are you doing?" Knowledge asked, clearly not amused with this method of contact.
"Well, feet tend to smell right, so I'm doing that." Happy and Rude chuckled at the absurd humor of it. "Aha, I got a lead!" Turning into a dowsing rod except for his regular head and feet at each end, he yelled to Cy, "Follow me!"
"Wait." Knowledge stopped them as she gave Cyborg a gem as she pressed it to the metallic titan's forehead. "When you find Raven, press it and we'll be there." Nodding the two males went off. Exiting the volcano through the back, Beast Boy pointed with his arrow shaped tongue,
"Over there!" Going to a snow globe store, they purchased a ball made of snow before a completely normal BB blew the snow off to show a city inside. Looking into it, they appeared giant from the city's perspective, in which the Beast Boy and Cyborg within the snow globe followed their line of sight and spotted a hotel for sentient dog toys. Going to it, they opened the door of the establishment where it was like the MC Escher painting of stairs only with floating dogs.
"How are we supposed to find her with all these random stairs?!"
"Simple. Wherever they want to take us!" Beast Boy laughed as he jumped down the stairs and bounced off the rather soft paths which squeaked like the toys floating around. Shrugging, Cyborg attempted to do the same, but accidentally went up the wrong stairs and is now grunting from hitting the actual stone stairs. But in the end, the two collided in mid-air and fell down, right onto the motorcycle that Raven was trapped on.
"Guys?!" Raven gasped.
"Raven!" The boys yelled.
"Whoa, get of you the Main Man's ride ya bas-" Lobo couldn't continue his treat as the motorcycle flipped out from the extra weight and the titans fell off as they tumbled off a cliff. It appeared that the titans were going to fall down a dark ravine where the bottom was endless, but the three humans instead fell onto a rather realistic chalk picture which a giant piece of chalk was using mini humans of various colors to draw it.
"Aw what are you doing?!" The piece of chalk to complain. "It took me three years from the future to complete this! It just finished it tomorrow!" But the titans ignored the chalk as they hugged each other, crying more joy that they finally found each other. Or given Cyborg's size, Raven and Beast Boy hugged each other while Cyborg hugged them both all the way around. They did not care they wound up in a carnival filled with fun loving harlequin dressed mannequins.
"I can't believe you guys found me! I thought I went insane!" Raven cried.
"It's been so dang confusing!" Cyborg agreed.
"But we finally found each other, and that's what matters." Tapping the gem on his forehead, the emoticlones immediately appeared.
"Finally! Now we can get our sanity back!" Anger complained.
"Yay! We're all back together again!" Happy cheered as he arms stretched like rubber and everyone was hugged.
"Yes, now let's get everything back to normal." Knowledge said. Everyone got into a circle holding hands. Concentrating, the carnival began to fade away along with the mannequins, along with themselves. It was total nothingness before a Big Bang happened.
In the real world, Raven woke up with a gasp, her white glowing eyes gone. Raven at the moment was dressed as a monkey while selling TVs at insanely lowered prices. "Huh? Where am I?"
"Raven? Are you the okay now?" She turned to see her remaining friends, in a reality that was normal. The half-demon sorceress smiled.
"Yes. I'm okay now. They found me." Returning to the tower, the titans were celebrating to have their friend back.
"Hooray! We have our friend Raven back!" Starfire cheered.
"Yeah baby! Booyah!" Cyborg exclaimed as he and the alien girl high fived.
"I really did all of that here?" Raven asked her exhausted friends of Robin and Jinx whom were laying on the couch like a bed.
"You were all over the place Raven." Robin replied.
"I have to admit, you are ultimately the most crazy person ever, even you weren't yourself." Jinx chuckled.
"Ugh, so embarrassing." The dark girl groaned as she tried hiding in her cloak.
"At least you're back Rae Rae." She looked up to see her boyfriend who offered her a hand. "Perhaps we could play some video games in my room, or something? Whatever you want to do." Raven smiled at his generosity as she took his hand and stood up.
"Yeah, a game sounds good. I could use something mindless and stupid for once." The two walked off, holding hands and kissing each other on the cheek.
The next day, Raven walked into the kitchen to get breakfast when she saw that Beast Boy looked like a regular leopard with his face.
"Hey Raven, want some upside down pancakes?" The female titan just yelled in fear.
"No, it's happening again!" She ran off, leaving Beast Boy confused.
"Weird. This is just a mascot for my new job at a store. I hope I can keep it."
A/N: Beast Boy doesn't keep it. Anyway, that had to be the most imaginative episode I've ever written. Eris sure is a genius. Anyway, since Eris made a suggestion for Truth Justice and What? that involves the 2018 show and along with some 2012, I'm going to postpone that as either the season 2 finale or a season 3 episode so that I can catch up on my knowledge of turtles past 2014. Hope you enjoyed all that insanity. Anyway, next is Smile Bones, but rather than be about sentient stomachs, it's like an alternate take on the actual Vegetables plot, but with Eris's and mine great ideas involved. Fun Fact, when Eris made his suggestion for Vegetables, I said I had something similar to replace the plot for Smile Bones since it was so stupid. Also, Eris and I are in direct contact now, so there's now there don't have to be any prolonged breaks unless they or I'm just really busy with college. How was this chapter?