Bella showed me an interesting website this evening. It is called Amazon. They sell all kinds of different things, books, defibrillators, and singing pickles! This is a real game changer! Bella is so clever!
I have just found an electric blanket that has a built-in heater! I have a most ingenious plan to fashion several together into a pullover that I shall wear as Bella slumbers. My love will never be cold again because of my icy embrace! I am really rather pleased with myself!
I plan on surprising Bella by wearing it tomorrow night. She just needs to plug me in and I shall stay toasty warm for her all night.
I am so excited I can't sleep!
[collage of electric blanket sweater with Edwards head and mis-sized hands stuck on, it looks like absolute nightmare fuel]
A/N: Reviewers get go plug Edward in and turn him on.
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