I approached Rosalie about the use of her welding equipment this morning. Things did not go to plan at all.
I asked if I could have a word with her. She was immediately suspicious of my attempt at a warm smile toward her, then said "Cut to the chase, what do you want?" I explained my plans for a hot water tank and need of her welder.
"Is there something I can do for you in exchange?"
"You know what I want."
I groaned. "How long?"
"Permanently." She was a tough negotiator and was singing Mama Mia loudly to keep me out of her thoughts. My kryptonite!
"A day."
"A year."
"Be reasonable Rosalie! A week."
"A month. Final offer."
"No fornicating anywhere in the vicinity?"
"You drive a hard bargain, Edward. Ok then, deal."
I sighed and grumbled "Deal." She held out her palm as I mournfully honoured the bargain.
She grinned and her internal singing ceased. My face dropped as I realised she would have settled for two weeks. Rosalie darted to the garage with a giggle and I heard the engine roar as she peeled out of the driveway in the Vanquish.
My god, what have I done?
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Love you so much N, I am so proud of you and so honoured to call youmy friend xxxx