RVD vs. Chris and Kickoff show
Summary: Total Drama Wrestling is proud to present… NO WAY OUT! We will have not only a match on the kickoff show but we will have exclusive footage as well!
Rated M for Violence and Language!
There will be footage shown, it'll take place before before RVD takes on Chris McLean.
P.S. this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16
ENJOY!
It was Sunday February 24th, 2019 as we see a lot of fans piling into the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada while "Sin City" by AC/DC began to play, the fans were excited for the show and the action to start, but Joey Styles was hosting the kickoff show once more, it was 45 minutes away before the show officially starts.
"Oh my God! We are live from the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada as TDW presents No Way Out! Hello everyone and welcome to the TDW No Way Out kickoff show! I'm Joey Styles and we have nine awesome matches for you fans here tonight!" Joey said introducing himself and mentioning the event.
"But before we get to that, TDW cameras were at the Mirage Hotel in downtown Las Vegas… we're going to get an exclusive look right now." Joey Styles said before the cameras went back to the previous day which was Saturday, February 23rd, 2019 as we see the TDW Women's Champion, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, her mother Amara Moonbeam, her father Eric Moonbeam, one of her future challengers in "The Moonchild" Dawn Menzel, and her support team consisting of Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, and Trish Stratus were at the famous Siegfried and Roy's Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat, at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada as they were looking at the White tigers… they were amazed.
"Wow, it's been, what, nearly 17 years since the last time I went were at the Mirage, right?" Ali said to herself before asking her parents.
"Yeah, pumpkin… it's been a long time Ali." Eric answered her daughter.
"But this time, Suzie's not here to ruin it." Amara said to Eric and Ali.
"Agreed, though I was recovering from my stroke at the time in 2002, also going through a rough divorce with Julie, at the time." Bret said in agreement before mentioning his stroke and divorce from then.
"Ouch." Ali said to Bret.
"I'm sorry." Ali said to Bret.
"It's all good, but thanks." Bret said to Ali.
"I prayed for Bret to get well." Shawn said to Ali as well.
"Which I did, even though Shawn and I weren't on good terms at the time, anyway… this is a pretty cool place for the animals." Bret said to Shawn before mentioning the place and acknowledging that it was cool.
"Yeah! The last time I was here, I played with the tigers." Ali said to Bret.
"Oh my Gaia, really?" Dawn asked Ali who nodded.
"Safely of course, but yes she did." Eric said to Dawn.
"Yeah, that's right." Ali said to Dawn as well.
"Yeah, you told me about that when you and your family came back from your Christmas vacation in December 2002… also your fun interaction with Siegfried & Roy before one of their shows, speaking of whom, maybe they might show up or-" Shawn said to Ali before he was interrupted by Bret.
"Shawn, everyone; you might wanna see who's approaching us." Bret said to Ali, Dawn, Amara, Eric and Shawn before they all looked over to see Siegfried walking towards the group with Roy in his wheelchair.
"Is that...?" Ali asked.
"It is, it's Roy Horn." Amara said acknowledging Roy.
"Siegfried's here too!" Shawn said as well, before Siegfried began to laugh heartily.
"Do my eyes deceive me?" Siegfried asked everyone.
"Siegfried! Roy!" Ali said to Siegfried and Roy before going over to them.
"Well, I'll be darned… Siegfried and Roy together, again." Bret said in surprise.
"How are you two?" Ali asked the two famous magicians.
"We're doing good, but it's been so long! What's been happening?" Siegfried answered Ali before asking her.
"A lot has been happening Siegfried, I am 31-0, I also have a match tomorrow night and honestly, I'm kinda nervous because… I'm wrestling against 6 other women inside the Elimination Chamber, and I'm also defending the TDW Women's Championship." Ali answered Siegfried, while explaining what's going on.
"Understandable Alisabeth." Siegfried said to Ali.
"Thanks." Ali said back before Bret went over to Roy.
"Well, it's been a long time since I saw you guys after WrestleMania IX." Bret said to Roy.
"Ja, it sure has been a very long time." Roy said to Bret who reaches into his jacket pocket and pulled out one of his signature pink shades and places them on Roy to which he laughed at.
"Hahaha! That still makes me smile, after all this time Hitman!" Roy laughed and said to Bret.
"I remember when you and the WWF were at the Caesars Palace, for WrestleMania IX." Siegfried said to Bret.
"Yeah… then when we saw your show at the Mirage afterwards, I was just blown away; the magic, the exotic animals, it was all amazing." Bret said to them.
"Yeah it was." Shawn said to Siegfried and Roy as well.
"Thanks you two." Roy said before Siegfried then remembered something.
"Oh! I have something for you, Alisabeth before we spend some time." Siegfried said before he pulled out an envelope and handed it to Ali.
"T-thanks..." Ali said to Siegfried.
"Don't open it until tomorrow night on your Ali's Pit show." Siegfried said to Ali, giving her a big request.
"Okay, I won't." Ali said back to him.
"Okay… now, shall we?" Siegfried said before asking her.
"Yes." Ali said to Siegfried as well… before Roy caught up and joined in with his friend and Ali.
"I'm not entirely handicapped, I can still walk and stuff." Roy said to Ali reassuring her that he's okay.
"It's true, the wheelchair's just a backup." Siegfried said to Ali.
"Right, right, I forgot..." Ali said before she facepalmed herself in the head.
"No, it's okay Ali… you didn't know." Roy said to Ali.
"Roy's right, Al." Bret said to Ali.
"Yeah, anyway… Siegfried, who do you got for No Way Out?" Ali asked Siegfried.
"Alisabeth, I hope that Las Vegas treats you kindly… besides Roy and I want you to win, tomorrow night." Siegfried answered Ali.
"Okay… We also know that certain parts of it being pre-determined." Siegfried said to Ali.
*WE INTERRUPT THIS SEGMENT TO INFORM THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO GO BEHIND THE SCENES*
"Yeah that is true like how winners and losers are pre-determined in most professional wrestling promotions, but in Total Drama Wrestling the matches are still planned but the only thing that isn't is who wins and loses." Ali mentioned to both Siegfried and Roy.
"Yep, she knows what goes on in the industry." Shawn said to them as well.
"As… I was saying… like in the WWE normally all of it is pre-determined but here in TDW, 50% of it is pre-determined like the matches and everything but the other 50% is real like who wins and loses, we don't have a senile old perverted man named Vince McMahon making all the decisions, we have Daniel King who is our commissioner, he is the legit dude in charge not only on TV but in real life as well… he even punishes the bad guys for their misdeeds, he's fined The Popular Girls almost $3,000,000 just for the shit they've done to me…. excuse my language." Ali said to Siegfried and Roy explaining how they are better than every wrestling promotion on earth, while burning Vince McMahon in the process, and praising Daniel King before apologizing for her language.
"All good." Siegfried said to Ali.
"Anyway, I'm enjoying this so much!" Ali said to Siegfried before Dawn caught up with them as well.
"So are we!" Dawn Menzel said to Siegfried, Roy, Bret, Shawn, and everyone else.
"Yeah, we sure are." Bret said to Siegfried.
"Oh, remember when Roy and I hung out with you before your title defense against Yokozuna?" Siegfried asked Bret.
"Yes I do, Siegfried." Bret answered Siegfried.
"So Dawn, I'm glad you wanted to come and hang out with me the day before No Way Out." Ali said to Dawn.
"It's my pleasure Ali." Dawn said to Ali.
"Thanks, Dawn." Ali said to Dawn before we go to Bret and Siegfried.
"Though Roy had a little hissy fit when you lost." Siegfried mentioned to Bret, causing Roy to laugh.
"Hehehehehe! I didn't have a hissy fit, Josee is the one that's gonna have a hissy fit when she loses tomorrow." Roy chuckled before he burned Josee causing Ali to laugh.
"Hahahaha! Good one, Roy! Still got that sense of humor after all these years!" Ali said to Roy.
"Ja, I may not be able to perform with these pretty white tigers anymore… but I still have the love of my family, my best friend Siegfried, our tigers and dolphins, and the love and admiration of our fans." Roy said to Ali who then started to interact with one of the tigers.
"Hey, there… how are you doing?" Ali said to the tiger which was a cub.
"Oh that's the newest cub, his name is Endymion." Siegfried said to Ali.
"Ah! Cool!" Ali said to him.
"Don't worry he's playful, he won't bite." Roy mentioned to Ali reassuring her that the tiger cub won't bite.
"Okay." Ali said to Roy.
"You know, these animals are in really good care." Dawn said to Ali.
"Yeah; what do you think, Trish?" Ali said in agreement before asking Trish.
"I've been here a few times, I know they're really in good care." Trish answered Ali.
"I take it that you've seen their show here at the Mirage?" Ali asked Trish.
"Twice; once in 2001 and again in 2002." Trish answered Ali.
"Cool!" Ali said to Trish.
"Speaking of tigers; even though it's been nearly five years, I'm so sorry to hear about Montecore." Ali said to Roy apologizing about what happened to Montecore when he passed away back in 2014.
"Thank you, Alisabeth." Roy said to Ali.
"Same here thank you, Alisabeth." Siegfried said to Ali as well.
"I firmly believe that Montecore saved your life that night when you had that stroke." Ali said to the two.
"He did, ja." Roy said to Ali.
"Anyway, Dawn who are you wrestling at No Way Out tomorrow?" Ali asked Dawn.
"I'm wrestling Heather Clarkson tomorrow night." Dawn answered Ali.
"Really?" Ali asked Dawn.
"Yes, even though Heather is a feisty, tough woman, who is very competitive and who'll do anything to win." Dawn answered Ali while mentioning Heather as well.
"Yeah, she's also quite the bitchy bully too." Ali said to Dawn.
"She can be mean spirited, but my aura says that Heather has shown signs of regret." Dawn said also to Ali before surprising her by mentioning that she has regret.
"What? Heather has regret?" Ali asked Dawn.
"Yeah… like when she made fun of you, imitated you in San Diego." Dawn answered Ali.
"Tell me more Dawn." Ali said to Dawn.
"Okay, she revealed to me this morning, that she didn't want to make fun of you, she hated every minute of making fun of you in San Diego." Dawn mentioned to Ali while mentioning also Heather and how she hated doing it.
"Ah… but who made her do it?" Ali said before asking Dawn.
"She'll reveal everything in Baltimore, that's all she's saying for now." Dawn answered Ali.
"So, how are things going on other than your title match and your winning streak in TDW?" Siegfried asked Ali.
"Seigfried, things are going good so far." Ali answered Siegfried.
"Very good… say... would you like to have Endymion with you on your Pit?" Siegfried asked Ali.
"You're asking if I would love to have one of your lovely tigers in the ring during my Pit segment tomorrow?" Ali asked him in response.
"Absolutely, I would love to have one of your tigers in the ring tomorrow." Ali answered Siegfried.
"Oh good!" Siegfried said to Ali.
"Alisabeth... remember the time I lost my cape hours before one of our shows? And when you found it and returned it to me in the backstage area?" Roy asked Ali.
"Yeah." Ali answered Roy.
"I am forever grateful of you for doing so, even though Siegfried and I didn't like how Suzie lashed out at you." Roy said to Ali.
"I know; thanks for defending me that night… although it was Christmas Eve 2002 back then." Ali said to them.
"It's all good." Siegfried and Roy said to Ali.
"Thank you." Ali said to them as well.
"So Ali, me and my besties Dakota and Zoey are having a sleepover." Dawn said to Ali.
"Yeah, Team Besties… they challenged me and Marley to a Tag Team Street Fight… I know I've competed in some brutal street fights and no DQ matches but Dawn… you are the "Extreme Moonchild" you even won the Grindhouse tournament." Ali mentioned her besties potential challenge if they win the TDW Women's Tag Team titles… and only if.
"Yeah I did, I am a tough hardcore bitch." Dawn said to Ali.
"Yeah." Ali said to Dawn, before she turned to her support team.
"You guys mind if I talk with the Masters of the Impossible alone?" Ali asked her support team.
"Sweetheart we don't mind at all." Eric answered Ali.
"Yeah, talk to Siegfried and Roy." Amara said to Ali as well.
"Okay." Ali said to her folks before she began conversing with Siegfried and Roy alone.
"So... anymore memories you wanna share?" Siegfried asked Ali.
"Yea, two actually... 2005 Survivor Series, my 7th birthday was on that day; in Detroit, Michigan." Ali answered Seigfried before referring to a birthday surprise that happened back when she was young.
"Ja, your father flew me and Siegfried over there to see you." Roy said to Ali.
"Yeah, though you were still recovering your... you know..." Ali said to Roy.
"Ja, I know what you're talking about, when Mantacore saved my life, listen… you don't need to worry about that." Roy said to Ali.
"I know, but sometimes I worry about what would happen if something like that happened to me." Ali said to Roy.
"I understand how you feel." Roy said to her.
"Also, do you remember when you were sick and hospitalized when pneumonia back in 2012?" Siegfried asked Ali.
"Yea, I was 13 years old and was in a bubble for three months- the third time in six years I had been isolated. Though I was still able to attend WrestleMania 28 in my sterilized enclosure." Ali answered Siegfried before mentioning enclosure.
"And I got to say, I was surprised when you told us when we flew to Texas Children's Hospital to see you." Siegfried said to Ali.
"As was I." Roy said to Ali.
"Yeah." Ali said to Roy.
"Roy and I would like to say some words for your Elimination Chamber match tomorrow night." Siegfried said to Ali.
"Sure, go ahead." Ali said to Siegfried and Roy.
"Alisabeth, as you are aware… Roy and I have always been supportive and proud of you." Siegfried said to Ali.
"R-really?" Ali asked Siegfried.
"Ja." Siegfried and Roy answered Ali.
"But remember not to open that envelope I gave you earlier." Siegfried said to Ali.
"But what if Endymion rips it up and eats it before I could even get the chance to read it in private?" Ali asked Siegfried and Roy.
"Don't worry, he won't." Roy answered Ali, assuring her that Endymion won't eat the letter.
"Okay, I plan on reading it in the ring during my Pit." Ali said to both Siegfried and Roy.
"Good." Ali said to them.
"One more thing; be very careful during your match tomorrow night." Seigfried said to Ali.
"Okay, I will... plus... I have something for you guys." Ali said before she pulled out two backstage passes and front row tickets for both Siegfried and Roy.
"Front row ringside seats!" Roy said in surprise.
"Included with backstage passes!" Seigfried said as well.
"Thank you!" They thanked Ali for the tickets and backstage passes.
"Anytime you guys." Ali said to the famous magicians.
"Hey, honey; wanna head up to your room?" Amara asked Ali.
"Of course, mom." Ali answered her mother.
"I gotta go guys, see you two tomorrow." Ali said to Siegfried and Roy.
"Auf Wiedersehen!" They said back telling her goodbye as Ali and her support team head up to her hotel room… ending the video segment.
"Whoa! That was a surprise no one thought could be possible! "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam told Siegfried and Roy what TDW was about while burning Vince McMahon! Oh my God!" Joey Styles said and shouted in surprise as there was 20 minutes left until showtime.
"Now, it's time for the Extreme Rules match." Joey said the camera went to the ring, as the arena was full.
"Las Vegas, Nevada! This is your opening contest, it's an Extreme Rules match, set for one-fall!" Justin Roberts announced before "Gives You Hell" by All-American Rejects began to play as Chris McLean came out to boos from the crowd.
"Introducing first, representing The Empire from Newfoundland, Canada… weighing in at 231 Pounds… Chris McLean!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Chris McLean has no chance in this Extreme Rules match against probably one of the greatest ever in ECW, "Mr. Monday Night", Rob Van Dam!" Joey said before Chris entered the ring, then his music stopped as "Walk" by Pantera began to play, then Rob Van Dam came out to cheers from the crowd before carrying a chair with him.
"And the opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 Pounds… Rob Van Dam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Rob Van Dam hoping to take this to the Extreme tonight!" Joey said before Rob then entered the ring before tossing the chair to Chris who was met with an intense Van Daminator which is a spinning wheel kick, as the bell rang, meaning that the match was underway.
"This Extreme Rules match is underway after that Van Daminator by RVD!" Joey said before RVD nailed a rolling thunder to Chris McLean, before leaving the ring as he pulled out a wooden table, causing the crowd to cheer.
"RVD with the Rolling Thunder as he's getting a table!" Joey said before the crowd began to chant.
"ECW! ECW! ECW!" The crowd chanted for a bit before Chris then nailed a roll-up pin to RVD.
"Roll up by Chris McLean!" Joey shouted before the ref began the count.
"1…! 2…!" The ref counted before RVD kicked out, and nailed a roundhouse kick to Chris McLean's head.
"What a kick by RVD!" Joey said before RVD placed the table in the ring, before RVD then dragged Chris McLean onto the table, before going to the top turnbuckle.
"RVD could be ending this Extreme Rules match early!" Joey said before RVD nailed Chris with the Five-Star Frog Splash.
"OHHH!" The crowd groaned.
"My god! Rob Van Dam with the Five Star on Chris McLean!" Joey said before RVD pinned Chris.
"Cover that man!" Joey shouted before the referee began the count.
"1…! 2…! 3…!" The referee counted, as RVD won the match.
"Here's your winner, Rob Van Dam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Rob Van Dam made quick work of Chris McLean!" Joey said as the fans were ready for the show to start.
"For the kickoff show, I'm Joey Styles, I hope you enjoy TDW's No Way Out live on RSN and Pay-Per-View!" Joey said before the camera faded to black ending the kickoff show.
WHAT A KICKOFF SHOW!
RVD ALSO MADE QUICK WORK ON CHRIS MCLEAN!
ALI'S PIT KICKS OFF THE SHOW OFFICIALLY!
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