Content: Rated K; Parody/General; Cast Away and Winnie the Pooh; Chuck Nolan & Tigger
The Tigger and the Coconuts
There once was a man named Chuck Nolan who was stuck on a deserted island. As Chuck was trying to figure out how to get coconuts down from the palm tree, he saw an animal wash up on shore.
"Oh. It's only a toy tiger," he said.
Then the toy stood up. "The name is Tigger. T-i-double guh-err. That spells Tigger."
"But you can't talk and move by yourself. You are a toy! You're a stuffed animal. You are a child's play thing."
"And you are a sad, strange man. TTFN! Ta-ta for now!"
"No, wait, don't go! I really need the company, and I'm really hungry. I wish I could get up to those coconuts."
"That's no problem for a Tigger. Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!"
After a few bounces, Tigger was able to bounce up and grab the coconut.
"You did it!" Chuck exclaimed.
"Of course I did it," Tigger said.
"Now if only I could get it opened..."
"Opening up coconuts is what Tiggers do best!"
"I thought you said bouncing was what Tiggers do best."
"That, too."
Tigger tried things like bouncing on the coconut, dropping it from up high, and slamming it on a boulder. But after many attempts, Tigger could not break open the coconut.
"Tiggers don't like coconut anyway." Then Tigger bounced away.
"Well, more for me," Chuck said.
"If only something sharp would wash up," Chuck said.
And just at that moment, a pair of ice skates washed up onto the shore.
Moral: There are many who pretend to despise and belittle that which is beyond their ability to obtain.