This chapter is based on the movie series Sharknado


Walking through the streets of Paris, France was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Sugarcoat, Maya Kona, Aphrodite Venus, Aphrodite, Aspen Matthews and Hailey Huntington as well as Panther Caruso, Dean Toadblatt, Brain Aliens, Lady Venus, Venus (Mega Man) and Ternion and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.

Xenia: Good old Paris, France.

Marinette: Always good to be home.

Chloe Bourgeois: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah I love Paris.

Camie: Me too.

Varie: So pretty.

Lana: I'll say!

Eli: I think it's fun too.

Sugarcoat: It is a logically fun place for everyone.

Xenia: It sure is.

Nico: Sugarcoat, I want to thank you, Panther, and your teams for coming.

Sugarcoat: My pleasure Nico. It'll be awesome helping out.

Maya Kona: I'm ready for this too.

Nico: Maya, what do you like to do in your free time?

Maya Kona: I'm a fashion model and I love showing off fashions.

Rarity: Oh and she shows off the most glamourous and most beautiful fashions I make.

Nico: That's cool.

Me: You should see some of the dresses she shows off in and they are absolutely beautiful.

Maya Kona: Yep.

Maria: It's true.

Nico: That is cool.

Qin: Yeah. It sure is.

Leni: The clothes she models in are totes amazing.

Nico: Awesome.

Me: Yep.

Eli: Yeah!

Sakura Knudson: Yeah. Wow! These missions were all awesome trips down memory lane.

Me: They sure were sis. We had a lot of fun. Especially with dealing with the Alien that haunted Carol Colossal's factory.

Nico: Too bad the toys there didn't come to life.

Me: Not EVERY kind of toy comes to life Nico.

Nico: True. But that was still fun though.

Xenia: It sure was.

Lola: I'll say.

Nico: But the clone kept calling Shaggy Commander Cool.

Sakura Knudson: He sure did. But it was still fun. Just like back in the old days.

Me: I know. The Original did the same thing back then too.

Varie: Wow.

Nico: That is crazy.

Eli: It sure : But the clone kept calling Shaggy Commander Cool.

Sakura Knudson: He sure did. But it was still fun. Just like back in the old days.

Me: I know. The Original did the same thing back then too.

Varie: Wow.

Nico: That is crazy.

Eli: It sure is.

Nico: All because of Amnesia.

Me: I know. But back then, Shaggy and Scooby were dressed up in Commander Cool costumes. I forgot to mention that before.

Nico: Oh. No worries. But that is crazy.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Still it was fun to go through all those fun mysteries.

Me: Glad you all liked them.

Nico: Now what to do first?

Me: Well... Huh?

I saw Laney looking REALLY tired.

Me: Uh oh. Laney are you okay? You look really tired.

Laney: (YAWNS) I'll be okay.

Nico: You know I'm allergic to bullshit, right?

Me: Really? Does it make you break out in huge hives?

Nico: Very funny. But seriously.

Laney: Okay I had a terrible bad dream.

Leni: Are you really allergic to that?

Nico: Leni, that means a I know a lie when I see one.

Leni: Oh right. I see what you're saying. I think.

We went to a table and sat down.

Laney: I had a really horrible dream guys. I didn't sleep at all last night.

Nico: What was it about?

Natilee: Well see for yourself.

She showed a sketch and it was about Laney locked up in an insane asylum to see what it was like and they subjected her to TERRIBLE TREATMENTS! The worst one of them all was where they REMOVED HER BRAIN and cooked it and transplanted a new brain into her that was that of an evil monster! And she went on a rampage and hurt all kinds of people!

WE GASPED!

Me: That is crazy!

Nico: NO WAY is that real!

Me: That first part reminds me of what famous reporter Nellie Blie did over 100 years ago and that was daring for her.

Poromon: Oh, Laney!

Laney then broke down crying and Varie and Poromon comforted her.

Rita too.

Rita: Oh sweetie it'll be okay. It's just a dream.

Laney: (CRYING) That was horrible mom!

Rita: Oh sweetie I know.

Poromon went onto her head.

Poromon: It'll be okay Laney.

Me: Laney seems to be having problems with what she remembers from Alice: Madness Returns.

Camie: Really?

Me: Yeah I got her into that game when she said she wanted to be a psychologist.

Nico: I remember that.

Maria: We remember that game all too well.

Varie: Yeah.

Laney: (Sniffles) That was awful.

Nico: I know. But it wasn't real Laney.

Rita: That's right sweetie.

Me: Damn that Royal Defenders version of Sebastian.

Alice Liddel: (British Accent) Now you know my pain.

Me: Minus the brain removal part. They can't do that. That's murder. But we can only to those that had it coming like Crocker.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: Now there's only 3 Loud Kids left for him to target.

Lily: HEY! What am I chopped liver!?

?: No that's what I am.

We saw a jar of chopped Liver and a rimshot was heard.

Nico: Oh. 4 kids left! Sorry!

Lily: It's okay.

Nico: Good.

Qin: Awesome.

Nico: You said we're getting rid of him on Halloween, right?

Brittney: That's right.

Lincoln: Yep.

Nico: Perfect,

Poromon comforted Laney.

Xenia: Aww.

Laney: (Sniffles) Thanks guys, I'll be okay thoughh.

Nico: You sure?

Laney nodded.

Poromon kissed her forehead.

Laney: Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome.

Poliwag cuddled up to her.

Laney: Thank you guys. I'm fine now.

Nico: Good.

Maria: What to do now?

Me: I think that's Lincoln's cue.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're not going to like this in the slightest: we got word that a clone of Zombizou is here, and she's causing havoc.

We gasped.

Me: Oh man, a clone of Zombizou?! Oh boy.

Nico: How was that possible?!

Lincoln: Only one person could be responsible for that one: Alecto Slytherin.

We gasped.

Me: That shithead!

Then, Lincoln called the rest of the team and told them of what happened.

Lori: Lincoln told us of the situation, and we're ready to take that clone of Zombizou down.

Me: Without a doubt.

Rainbow Dash heard a Pokemon cry.

Rainbow Dash: Hey guys look!

We saw a Ho-Oh!

Me: WHOA! The Legendary Ho-Oh! That is perfect for you R.D.

Xenia: Yeah the legendary Rainbow Pokemon.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Oh and it hurt its wing.

Me: Poor thing.

Ho-Oh: I was fiying and turbulence hit me.

Me: Ouch.

We got to healing it up.

Ho-Oh: Thank you.

Me: You're welcome. Want to come wih us?

Rainbow Dash: I was just about to ask that.

Ho-Oh: Sure.

Rhino: I remember facing Zombizou long ago. That was fun.

Camie: Wow!

Lola: Yeah that was intense.

We saw Zoe with her back to us.

Nico: Hey, Zoe!

Zoe turned around to face us. But something was off.

Me: Zoe are you okay?

Zoe: Kissou!

I stopped her and put my fingers on her head and stopped her and chanted an incantation.

She snapped out of it.

Zoe: What? What happened?

Me: You looked like a zombie.

Zoe: (GASP) That Zombizou Clone!

Nico: Oh man!

Marinette: No. She was a kissing zombie. If one kisses you, you turn into one of them!

Me: Oh boy!

Static Shock: Madeline Spaulding did the exact same thing with her powers and made everyone zombies. I stopped her.

Me: I remember hearing about that Virgil! That was crazy!

Francis: No kidding! That girl has some serious issues.

Xenia: Yeah.

Static Shock: Yeah.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for The Zombizou Clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted The Space Ape clone, she's 20 yards away, and she's already causing havoc.

Nico: That just saved us the trouble. Let's get her and tear her in two!

Lincoln: She's gonna end up as a stain on the floor. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on The Zombizou Clone.

We were flying in the air and landed and we saw the Zombizou clone causing havoc and she's turning people into zombies with her kisses.

Lincoln: There she is.

Me: Let's get her. KIBAL, LET'S HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I transformed into Wolf Moon! 🌙

Lincoln: And I've got a surprise in store. UNIVERSE 666 KIBAL, LET'S HOWL!

Lincoln transformed into a white and red version of Wolf Moon as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body and his entire body was then covered in thick brown fur, his deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye turned red, his fangs grew longer and his rows of straight teeth turned into wolf's teeth, and his nose turned to a wolf's and grew a brown wolf snout, his massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and large white wolf ears turned brown, his long wild white hair became wilder and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head turned red, and he let out a loud howl.

Nico: WHOA! WHAT ON EARTH?!

Lincoln: Surprised? In this form, I'm known as Fire Moon 🔥🌙.

Me: Of course, Werewolves born under this moon in May are called Flame Wolves, and they are immune to fire. They're considered independent, kind-hearted, wise, over-confident, mystical, mysterious and stubborn. In human form, flame wolves may be redheads or have reddish-brown hair with affinity to fire, and their wolf form is of brown with brown or red eyes, and their unique ability allows them to cast a ball of fire at times necessary.

Eli: That's incredible, and Lincoln was also born in May, that's incredible.

Nico: Very fitting too!

Suddenly, several kissing zombies swarmed Rolf and started kissing him.

Kissing zombies: Kissou!

Rolf: Everyone, save yourselves! Rolf is a goner!

With that, the kissing zombies completely overwhelmed Rolf.

Ed Edd N Eddy Kevin: ROLF, NO!

Marinette: We have to keep going. There's nothing we can do for him!

But when they kissed him nothing happened!

Me: WHOA! Our powers make us immune to that.

Rolf: That is good news. NO ONE KISSES THE SON OF A SHEPHERD BUT MAMA!

WHOOSH!

He blew out of them!

Me: YEAH!

I blasted the Kissing Zombies with magic and cured them.

Me: There!

We went to find the clone.

Suddenly, we saw the Zombizou clone heading right for us, and Lincoln created a massive indestructible diamond barrier with red wolf fire surrounding it that protected all of us and the Zombizou clone got so riled up, she banged her fists hard at it, but the barrier was still standing and her fists were burning as she screamed seeing her hands burning and covered in red fire.

Eli: Jeez!

Nico: Yeesh, using red fire to burn her hands, now that was just hot!

Zombizou Clone: GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! I MUST KILL YOU ALL FOR THE MASTER!

Qin: As if, you're not one of Universe 666 Sebastian's creations!

Lincoln: Don't waste your breath on her, Qin, he's still getting his butt kicked.

Lincoln fired a massive diamond ball with red wolf fire surrounding it, and it hit The Zombizou clone and sent it flying and crashed into a wall Lincoln made and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we all got ready to confront The Zombizou clone.

Me: Time for you to get burned.

Lincoln and I fired blasts of blue and red wolf fire with swings of my scythe and his massive greatsword, and the Zombizou clone got burned badly, and Lincoln sent a wave of red wolf fire that cured the Zombizou clone's victims.

Saya Sun: I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Me: Me too! You wanted a kiss you could have just asked from me.

Ho-Oh charged at her and fired a blast of rainbow fire and blasted her down.

Me: YEAH!

Zombizou then grabbed me.

Zombizou: Give me a kiss.

Me: Well if you insist...

I then kissed her full on the mouth and she loved it but then she felt something painful and then broke away and was coughing and gagging and then she was choking.

Nico: WHOA! What was that?

Me: The Kiss of The Phoenix! My kisses are poisonous to all bad guys. They will burn them up in hours

Nico: WHOA! Poison Ivy's kiss made infernal!

Xenia: Yeah!

Poison Ivy: Very well made!

Jeri got out the Darkness Lioness Sword of Xaikora!

Jeri: Taste this one! XAIKORA LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSTRIKE OF DARKNESS!

She swung the sword and fired a massive blast of purple lightning and it hit the clone and electrocuted her all over!

Me: YEAH! And my kiss is also a DEADLY curse too.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yep. I experimented on it with Dark Amy and it turns out that if attacks hit the one afflicted by it, it will speed up the curse.

Nico: DEADLY!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: What happens when they die from it?

Me: Their powers and their souls become mine permanently.

Lincoln: Mortal Kombat Fatality Shang Tsung style!

Me: Bingo!

Raven got out the Sword of Cheese Fury!

Raven: This will be a good cheese. LIMBURGER STYLE: STINKY CHEESE BOMB SHOWER!

She swung the sword and fired waves of cheese bombs and they hit the clone all over and blasted her!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Yeah!z

Kimiko got out the Flame Sword of Xiuhcoatl!

Kimiko: XIUHCOATL FIRE STYLE: FLAME SNAKE FIRESTORM!

She swung the sword and fired a blast of fire and it formed into a powerful snake of fire and it hit the cone and exploded in a massive blast of fire and blasted her down!

Me: Take that! How about this too!

I flicked the switches for Zen Aku and the Moon and channeled Wolf Moon Chakra into my hilt and it formed into a cool moonlight sword!

Me: SWORD OF THE WOLF MOON!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Yep. Watch this! WOLF MOON STYLE: HOWLING FLAMES OF THE WOLF MOON!

I swung the sword and fired a wave of blue fire and it hit the clone and expoded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Riley Anderson: WOOHOO! That was awesome!

Irma got out the Water Sword of Mon Calamari.

Irma: Taste this one! MON CALAMARI WATER STYLE: V-WING ONSLAUGHT!

She swung the sword and fired a massive wave of water and it formed into a squad of V-Wings and they blasted the clone all over!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Xenia: Awesome!

Sabrina got out the Force Sword of Tatooine.

Sabrina: The Force is Strong within me. TATOOINE DESERT STYLE: SARLACC FEAST!

She swung the sword and fired a wave of sand and it formed into a Sarlacc and it hit the clone and buried her in a huge pile of sand!

Nico: YEAH!

Lola: Awesome!

Camie: Awesome! Let me try one!

She flicked the switches for Yodo and Dharmok and channeled Ocean Style Chakra into her sword!

Camie: The OCEAN BLADE OF DHARMOK!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: COOL!

Camie: DHARMOK OCEAN STYLE: DANCE OF THE STORM SKY OF INFINITY!

(PLANETARY TRAVELER - 30:55 TO 31:25 PLAYS)

She spread her wings and the sky turned into the Aurora and she fired a wave of water from the sword and it hit the clone and drenched her all over the place!

Qin: WHOA! That is awesome!

Bertrand got out the Crimson Spiderblade of Valmorg.

Bertrand: This will be hot! VALMORG FLAME STYLE: BURNING SPIDER OF URU!

He swung the sword and fired a massive and intense fire blast and it formed into a deadly spider and it smashed down the clone!

Xenia: YEAH!

Camie: WOW! That was cool!

Xenia: Yeah it was!

Ripster got out the Earth Sword of Geonosis!

Ripster: This will be jawsome! GEONOSIS ROCK STYLE: ROCK STORM OF THE DESERT!

He swung the sword and fired waves of rocks and bashed the cone all over!

Xenia: YEAH! TAKE THAT!

Troy got out the Ice Blade of Fichina!

Troy: Time to make this a Super Mega Win! ICE STYLE: BLADE OF 47 ICE PLANETS!

He swung the sword and fired waves of red ice and it formed into the helmets of all the rangers from over 47+ Years and they bashed the Clone all over!

Me: Awesome!

Lola: YEAH!

Laney: You'll like this one!

She flicked the switches for Another Gotchard and the planet Naboo! She channeled nature chakra into the hilt and it formed into a Chemi Card Nature Sword!

Laney: THE GOTCHARD NATURE SWORD!

Me: COOL!

Nico: WOW!

Laney: Yep. ALCHEMY NATURE STYLE: EMERALD KAMEN RIDER BLAST!

She swung the sword and fired a massive energy barrage and it formed into all the helmets of the Kamen Riders from over the course of 52+ Years and they hit the clone and exploded all over the place!

Me: Take that!

Nico: WOW! Well done Laney!

Jason got out the Fire Sword of Sangurahua!

Jason Lee Scott: This will be cool! VOLCANO STYLE: TUNGURAHUA EXPLOSION STORM!

He swung the sword and fired a massive swirling vortex of fire and it hit the clone and exploded all over!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Nico: WHOA! Yeah!

Xenia: Take that!

Ren got out the Sword of the Borg.

Lie Ren: Resistence is Futile! BORG STYLE: CYBORG FURY BLAST!

He swung the sword and fired laser blasts and they hit the Clone and exploded all over!

Qin: Take that!

Camie: YEAH!

Rhino went over to the cone.

Rhino: Remember me?

Zombizou Clone: YOU! You smashed me in my beautiful face!

Rhino: And I'm going to smash you again!

He charged and bashed her down!

Nico: Take that!

She blew a kiss at him but it touched his armor.

Rhino: Nice try! But it only touched my armor!

Me: Yeah you can do better!

Rhino charged and bashed her down again!

KRASMASH!

Camie teleported and kicked her into a melon cart!

KRASMASH!

Man: NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THIS!

Zombizou: Oh he is going...

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

HE BASHED HER ALL OVER WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

She grinned and kissed him.

Man: Kissou!

Me: Not this time!

I fired a wave of magic and freed him!

Zombizou Clone: You're no fun!

Me: Nice try!

A swarm of kissing zombies swarmed Poromon and started kissing him.

Poromon: Oh God! Get away!

But then...

POP!

He popped out of their hands.

Poromon: Nice try! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted them and knocked them out and then I fired a blast of magic and freed them!

Poromon: Good thing we're immune to their kisses.

A swarm of kissing zombies swarmed Poliwag and started kissing him.

Poliwag: MOMMY!

Nico: I think the swarming and kissing part is more terrifying then the kissing zombification part.

Me: Like a bunch of fangirls trying to get into your pants!

May then punched the girls away and knocked them down!

Poliwag: NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME!

He fired a Bubblebeam blast and knocked them down!

Saya Sun: All right THAT DOES IT!

Suddenly, Saya Sun's orange eyes turned neon orange, and she was surrounded by an orange and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, suns, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached the Zombizou clone, she left orange and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, suns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Saya Sun: Even if you're just a clone of The Space Ape, you're still just as bad as the real one, but, what makes you even more bad is that you're just a construct created by Alecto Slytherin, and he already paid the price for his crimes. Now, prepare to say goodbye to your miserable life.

Suddenly, Saya Sun was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortexes, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Zombizou clone: the red eyes of eternal death.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Oh, this is gonna be good!

Lincoln: That Zombizou clone's going to get it big time!

But, The Zombizou Clone went completely mad with rage and charged at the vortex and us as well, but he got hit hard by blasts of fire and flames that sent her flying into a wall. Then, as the vortex faded, Saya Sun emerged, but she was changed forever.

Saya Sun grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve orange and yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange and yellow energy aura with stars, suns, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has The Sun with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sun, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sun, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Saya Sun has on an orange sleeveless crop top, orange sleeveless vest, orange skirt with the Sun Dopant symbol on it, orange bellbottom pants, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, suns, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Sun Dopant surrounded by stars and fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Saya Sun felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light orange angel wings with yellow tips on the large light orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Saya Sun has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Saya Sun's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and yellow energy, stars, suns, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Saya Sun's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Solar Light Sun Dopant Embodiment Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Solar Light Sun Dopant Embodiment Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and the Sun Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large light orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with light orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with light orange gems for eyes and light orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Saya Sun has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with suns and flames in between the kanji below the Sun Dopant symbol that said, "Saya Sun, Embodiment of The Sun Dopant, Master of Light, Fire, Energy, and Life Giving Power, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Universe 666 Jebediah Springfield, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Energy, Light, Life Giving Power and Nourishment, Phoenixes, and Angels"

サヤ・サン、太陽ドーパントの化身、光、火、エネルギー、命を与える力のマスター、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌドソンの愛する未来の妻、宇宙六百六十六の大敵ジェベダイア・スプリングフィールド、チームの素晴らしいメンバーラウド・フェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天の怒りのマスターゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者でありスレイヤーであり、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒であり、火、炎、エネルギー、光、生命を与える力と栄養、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Saya Sun has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SUN DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM SOLAR LIGHT FURY SUN DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM SOLAR LIGHT FURY SUN DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL IINFERNO FIRESTORM SOLAR LIGHT FURY SUN DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Saya Sun's Super Angel-Sun Dopant Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony transformation, and when I saw Saya, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding, but when the Zombizou clone saw it, she ran at her to kill her, but Saya Sun fired a massive barrage of orange and yellow energy, stars, suns, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hits the Zombizou clone and sent her flying into another wall, she got back out, but now, she was enraged.

Saya Sun: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Solar Light Fury Sun Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Solar Light Fury Sun Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) We've absolutely had it up to hear with you, you miserable clone. Now, face the consequences of your crimes.

A swarm of kissing zombies swarmed Manaphy and started kissing her.

Manaphy: HELP ME!

Saya kicked the zombies off Manaphy and fired a beam of sunlight and it freed them!

Manaphy: Thanks Saya!

Saya Sun: No problem.

Saya fired a wave of sunlight and blasts the Zombizou clone all over!

A swarm of kissing zombies swarmed Horsea and started kissing her.

Horsea: WHY?!

Maria blasted them away with water!

Maria: NO ONE DOES THAT TO HORSEA!

Manaphy: YEAH!

Horsea: YOU MONSTERS!

They fired energy blasts and blasted the Kissing Zombies!

Me: I've had enough! RELEASE THE WOLF! (HOWLS)

(WOLF BLOOD BY ADRIEN VON ZIEGLER PLAYS)

I released a massive vortex of blue fire and I was ready for some serious pain!

Zombizou Clone: UH OH!

I ran fast and punched and kicked and thrashed the clone with extreme savagery!

She was blasted down in a massive explosion of fire!

Me: WHOA! That was powerful!

Eddy fired his blaster and blasted the clone all over!

Poromon flew at her and pecked her!

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Poromon: That was therapeutic!

Nico: YEAH!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even though we already know you're not one of Universe 666 Sebastian's creations born from his residual darkness, you're still getting your butt kicked.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, you're going to join Alecto Slytherin in death forever!

Lincoln, Saya Sun, and I went after The Zombizou Clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Zombizou Clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red wolf fire at her as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Saya Sun, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Zombizou Clone even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Zombizou Clone: (ENRANGED ROAR)

The Zombizou Clone charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Lincoln fired waves of radiation at him and he got burned badly, and Lincoln let out a loud howl and summoned a pack of wolves which brutally mauled and attacked the Zombizou clone and she got badly hurt. Then, he fired red and blue wolf fire which hit the Zombizou clone and she got burned bad.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, for the feast.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into The Zombizou Clone, and then, Lincoln began absorbing her into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of Zombizou's powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of The Zombizou Clone, and my curse kiss sealed her soul into the darkest reaches of my subconscious for all eternity. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Saya Sun's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange and yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive light orange angel wings are permanent.

Nico: That was awesome!

Qin: YEAH IT WAS!

Me: YEAH!

Saya Sun: Now, that was so awesome!

Lincoln: That's another clone of Marinette's enemies down and more to go.

Me: You got that right!

Suddenly, I got jumped on by Saya Sun, and she kissed me all over the place, and when she was done, I had lipstick marks on my face, arms, pecs, stomach, abs, and back, along with an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes.

Me: (In Heaven) So...awesome.

I recovered.

Nico: That was one awesome battle.

Lincoln: We took down The Zombizou clone and I absorbed her, and J.D. absorbed her soul with that new curse. So cool! And we really let her have it, and since RD Sebastian just struck Laney last night.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we saw RD Sebastian already pissed off. But, then, we saw the bramble vine tattoos wrapped around his arms advance even further as he screamed in pain from the curse, and the viewing window closed.

Brittney: Serves you right, I can't wait until you meet your end on Halloween, you shit head.

Nicole: He really made a huge mistake crossing both Lincoln and Brittney, and from what we've seen, crossing The Empress of Darkness is literally a death sentence of the worst kind.

Me: Even crossing Lincoln by hurting his family, friends, harem, and kids is also a very huge mistake.

Lynn: Don't remind us, because he's scarier than a gorilla when he's pissed.

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan shuddered in fright, even me and Nico.

Nico: (Shudders) Yeah, pissing off your brother is literally the worst thing your Dark Sides had done, and it never ends well.

Me: You got that right.

Nico: And Irena? You and Lin Chung did good yesterday.

Irena Malloy: Thanks Nico. It was fun.

Lin Chung: It sure was.

Xenia: Yep.

We went to the mascots.

Me: You guys okay?

Poromon: I was kissed a lot!

Poliwag: ME TOO!

Manaphy: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

Horsea: IT WAS AWFUL!

Me: Guys you're acting like drama queens. Your powers made you immune to that.

Nico: Look on the bright side at least it wasn't flesh eating zombies.

Poromon: True. BUT IT WAS STILL HORRIBLE!

Nico: Nice job Ho-Oh.

Ho-Oh: Thanks. That was awesome.

Me: Yep. Ash told us that you were the first ever Johto Pokemon that he ever saw in his region, Kanto.

Ho-Oh: Really?

Ash: It's true and it was amazing.

Me: Yeah.

Poromon got out a beer bottle.

Poromon: Want a beer?

Ho-Oh: Oh no thanks. But you guys got any skittles candy?

Me: More than enough.

I gave him some and he had some.

Me: That is too awesome. The Rainbow Pokemon tasting the rainbow.

We laughed!

Nico: That is awesome.

Ho-Oh: Yea It's awesome.

Poliwag: That is cool. (Does puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?

Nico: Poliwag that's enough.

Ho-Oh: Where did you get all those skittles?

Me: We did something out of those Skittles Candy commercials. We planted skittles and it grew a huge rainbow and had baskets filled up with them.

Camie: Its true. But that was cool.

Maria: Besides we should wash those kisses off.

Me: Yeah the last thing we want is for the mascots to be made fun of by Harold.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: If he does so I'm going to bean him on the head with a baseball REALLY HARD.

Nico: I'll help you! But still good idea.

Maria fired a wave of water and washed them off.

Manaphy: Ahh thanks.

Horsea: Much better.

Nico: Good.

Lola: Yeah.

Maria kissed Horsea on the forehead.

Horsea: Thanks Maria.

Maria: Anytime.

Eli: Uh guys!

We saw the ANOTHERS!

We saw ANOTHER Another Dean Toadblatt, Brain Aliens, Lady Venus, Venus (Mega Man) and Ternion, Big Daddy Boo, LaGrange, Six Gum Gang, Mr. T, Angel Roidmude (099), Carnotaurus, Reptilicus, Radioactive Paleosaurus, Rhedosaurus, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kron, and Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus!

WE GASPED!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: WHOA! The Anothers! Wow! Another Dean Toadblatt, Brain Aliens, Lady Venus, Venus (Mega Man) and Ternion, Big Daddy Boo, LaGrange, Six Gum Gang, Mr. T, Angel Roidmude (099), Carnotaurus, Reptilicus, Radioactive Paleosaurus, Rhedosaurus, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kron, and Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus!

Eli: I DIDN'T EVEN SENSE THEM COMING!

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) This is gonna be awesome lads!

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure will be fun.

Then the cutie marks of Rockhoof, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Somnambula, Mage Meadowbrook, Star Swirl the Bearded, Stygian and Universe 666 Midnight Sparkle were glowing!

Rockhoof: Our cutie Marks are glowing lads!

Nico: That means only one thing!

Qin: Yep.

Eli: I sense that these are 8 people.

Me: WHOA!

Another Dean Toadblatt: (In a girls voice) Yep that's right.

They merged and split into 8 people.

1 was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and had Midnight Sparkle's wings and purple clothes and a tiara with Midnight Sparkle's Cutie Mark on it and on her skirt and she had her tail and a dark magic sword

The 2nd girl had brown hair and blue eyes and orange angel wings and had Norwegian Clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Valknut for Rockhoof on it and on her skirt and on her arm was the viking symbol of Friendship and she had Rockhoof's tail and a Viking Sword.

The third girl had green hair and green eyes and green angel wings and had a beautiful Japanese Green Kimono and had a tiara with the symbol of Mistmane's cutie mark on it and on her arm and she had Mistmane's tail and a nature sword.

The fourth girl had red hair and blue eyes and had red clothes and yellow angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Flash Magnus on it and on her shorts and she had a lightning sword in her hands and Flash Magnus' tail.

The 5th Girl had green hair and purple eyes and white Egyptian Clothes and had the wings of Isis and she had a tiara with the symbol of Somnambula's cutie mark on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and she had Somnambula's tail and had an Egyptian sword in her hand and she had the Egyptian Ankh tattooed on her arm.

The 6th Girl had pink hair and blue eyes and had green clothes and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Mage Meadowbrook's cutie mark on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had Mage Meadowbrook's tail and had a red sword.

The 7th Girl had Purple Hair and blue eyes and had a star dress and had rainbow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Star Swirl the Bearded's cutie mark and had the same symbol on her skirt and had Star Swirl's tail and had a magical sword.

And the 8th Girl had dark teal blue hair and blue eyes and had black clothes and black angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Stygian's cutie mark on it on her skirt and she had Stygian's Tail and a hell sword in her hands.

Me: Wow!

Mariah Midnight Sparkle: Mariah Midnight Sparkle - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Midnight Sparkle

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Rockhoof. Awesome to meet you laddies.

Miyuki Mistmane: (Japanese Accent) Miyuki Mistmane - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Mistmane.

Nikita Flash Magnus: Nikita Flash Magnus - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Flash Magnus

Samara Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Samara Somnambula - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Somnambula.

Camille Mage Meadowbrook: (Valley Girl Accent) Camille Mage Meadowbrook - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Mage Meadowbrook.

Celeste Star Swirl: Celeste Star Swirl - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Star Swirl the Bearded.

Serrie Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) And I'm Serrie Stygian - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Stygian.

Me: Wow! It's awesome to meet you girls.

Mistmane: It sure is. And we are honored to meet the legacies of the great pillars of Equestria.

Universe 666 Midnight Sparkle: Boy we sure are.

Somnambula: We are honored to meet you all.

Star Swirl: We sure are.

Me: Wow this is awesome that you are the legacies of the Pillars of Equestria.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.

Me: And Siobhan I recognize that symbol on your arm. That was the Viking Symbol of Friendship. Very well used back over 1,000 years ago.

Siobhan Erikkson Rockhoof: Aye. That's right lad.

Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another Panther Caruso friendly or Hostile?

Celeste Star Swirl: Friendly and she has intense fiery power.

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated.

Me: Action time!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.

I caught the Wonder Ride books.

Maria: (Turns dial) CRABS OF EVIL 6!

She summoned Baron Von Shellshock, Drisella, Honeypuff Girls, Raymond Boxman (O.K. K.O.! Let's Be Heroes!), Pimon and Tumbaa, and Evilized Screechers (Skylanders)!

Me: YEAH!

Maria: And now, we wait.

Me: Yep

Mariah Midnight Sparkle: And do you guys know where Abacus Cinch is?

Me: Well yeah she's over in Phoenix Land being splattered all over with tomatoes as humiliation fodder. Do you have some kind of history with her?

Mariah Midnight Sparkle: You could say that. When I got word about what she did during the Friendship Games, I made it my mission to hunt her down and to kill her.

We gasped!

Qin: Geez!

Girl Jordan went over to Mariah.

Girl Jordan: I feel the same way. When Carnage ruined my life I want nothing more than to hunt down all versions of Carnage and kill EVERY SINGLE version of them. I vowed TERRIBLE Vengeance on all versions of Carnage and want nothing more than to kill EVERY SINGLE one of them without a single shred of mercy.

Mariah Midnight Sparkle: Boy you and I are in the same boat. We want nothing more than to destroy the very monsters that hurt lots of people we know.

Girl Jordan: I know.

Irena Malkovich: (Canadian Accent) That is true eh. I have Abacus Cinch as my archenemy and she is really interesting to get along with. She is now in our frenemies in the M.O.E. Under the watch of Vypra. But she is not that bad for me.

Mariah Midnight Sparkle: I still want to let her have it. But at least she is being punished.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Well, not EVERY version.

Me: Like the SHS version and Lego version. Including the Universe 666 versions as well as the UA Version.

Mariah Midnight Sparkle: The Super Hero Squad and LEGO Versions always make me laugh! (LAUGHS) That is funny.

Girl Jordan: (LAUGHS) They sure do. Those I can handle.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: We were busy fighting kissing zombies to notice the Anothers

Celeste Star Swirl: Yeah we noticed.

Me: They were all over us like pigeons pecking bird seed off us.

Qin: Yeah.

Miyuki Mistmane: That is crazy there isn't it.

Squit: Yeah they were all over us. But we did it together like the Three Musketeers.

Pesto: Musketeers. What do you mean by that?

Squit: I just said we're like the Three Musketeers. You know All for one and one for all.

Pesto: Are you saying that I'm Annette Funacello here to wear mouse ears for you? That I am some kind of Hey there, Hi there, ho there come and join night jamboree punk on a kids TV Show? Is that what you're saying!?

Squit: No I'm not saying that!

Pesto: I am a musketeer?

Squit: Yeah yeah that's what I'm saying. (Laughs)

Pesto: DA'S IT!

He JUMPED SQUIT AND PULVERIZED HIM ALL OVER IN A FIGHT CLOUD!

Bobby laughed hysterically!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Those rants always crack me up!

Poliwag: We were kissed a lot!

Nico: Okay okay guys.

Me: Uh look!

We saw ANOTHER PANTHER CARUSO!

Nico: WHOA! Another Panther Caruso!

Panther Caruso: (Purs) Who is that good looking gentleman?

Me: Another you Panther.

Panther Caruso: NOw, Leon just needs a team of his own.

Me: Yep.

Another Panther: (In a girls voice) And it will be beautiful.

In a massive swirling vortex of fire she reverted back and out came a girl with orange hair and she had orange eyes, fire angel wings and had orange clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of Daybreaker's cutie mark on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and she had Daybreaker's fire tail and had a volcanic flame sword.

Dahlia Daybreaker: Dahlia Daybreaker - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Daybreaker.

WE GASPED!

Me: WHOA! Infernal as the Sun!

Princess Celestia: Another Legacy of me but for my dark side Daybreaker.

Me: Yeah!

Dahlia Daybreaker: And just as beautiful and powerful as the sun.

Panther Caruso: And she acts like me too. Just as awesome and beautiful.

Dahlia Daybreaker: That's for sure!

Panther Caruso: NOw, Leon just needs a team of his own.

Me: Yep.

Another Panther: (In a girls voice) And it will be beautiful.

In a massive swirling vortex of fire she reverted back and out came a girl with orange hair and she had orange eyes, fire angel wings and had orange clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of Daybreaker's cutie mark on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and she had Daybreaker's fire tail and had a volcanic flame sword.

Dahlia Daybreaker: Dahlia Daybreaker - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Daybreaker.

WE GASPED!

Me: WHOA! Infernal as the Sun!

Princess Celestia: Another Legacy of me but for my dark side Daybreaker.

Me: Yeah!

Dahlia Daybreaker: And just as beautiful and powerful as the sun.

Panther Caruso: And she acts like me too. Just as awesome and beautiful.

Dahlia Daybreaker: That's for sure!

Kaito: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Jetman gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Mighty Morphin Sword and Zocks got a Jetman Sword.

Dahlia Daybreaker: No he didn't. I threatened him. I threatened to send him to the sun if he didn't let me go.

Me: WHOA! The sun would have obliterated him in an instant.

Dahlia Daybreaker: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) Do you have a rose too?

Geiz: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) Because Panther has one as well.

Sougo got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor while Geiz got RedHawkArmor

Dahlia pulled out a rose.

Dahlia Daybreaker: I sure do.

Nico: Cool!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

We did so.

Me: Lets make this one that shines as bright as the sun.

Nico: (Gets out Panther's Ridewatch) You're about to be struck by a Panther!

May: (Gets out Brain Alien's Ridewatch) These Aliens will eat you!

Maria: (Gets out Venus (Mega Man's Ridewatch) I'm your Venus! I'm Your Fire!

Maya Kona: (Gets out Dean Toadblatt's ridewatch) YUM! Frogs Legs!

They used the powers of Panther Caruso, Dean Toadblatt, Brain Aliens, Lady Venus, Venus (Mega Man) and Ternion and blasted the Another.

Then Universe 666 Lila Rossi, Universe 666 Lich, Kaufmo, Bad End Sunny, Balrog and Lego Bleez came.

Nico: Nice team Universe 666 Lila!

Universe 666 Lila Rossi: Thanks Nico!

Me: At least they know it's you from universe 666.

Nico: Yep.

Then we heard MOTHRA'S SCREECH!

We then saw Mothra from 1961 come!

Me: WHOA! Mothra!

Nico: What's she doing here?

Eli: Wait I sense something.

She then landed and turned into MORPH MOTH!

Me: Wow! Morph Moth!

Xenia: COOL!

Morph Moth: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be fun!

Nico: Melanie Mothra! Wow!

Mothra 2019: Wow! That is awesome!

Melanie Mothra: It sure will be.

She fired a lightning blast and smashed down the Another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: Wow! That is cool!

Me: Yeah!

Melanie Mothra: Not only am I the gene-slammer of Morph Moth but I'm also the gene-slammer of Mothra.

Me: Wow! From 1961 to 2019.

Melanie Mothra: I know. All the powers of Mothra from those generations are inside me.

Nico: I actually thought you were Mothra!

Melanie Mothra: I know! And being the gene-slammer of Mothra is a dream come true for me too. She's my favorite monster.

Mothra 2019: I'm truly honored.

Me: Wow! You have 58 years of Mothra inside you. Since 1961 she has been part of the Godzilla universe.

Melanie Mothra: I know.

Poromon: Were you kissed by zombies too?

Melanie Mothra: No I was flying high above the city and I saw your battle from a distance.

Me: Wow! You dodged a huge bullet.

Melanie Mothra: I know. Anyway I'm naked just so you know.

Me: Uh oh.

I put on my blind man glasses.

Me: It's going to hurt.

Melanie Mothra: I know.

The boys covered their eyes.

Me: Here we go.

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and she threw up and reverted back. She had black hair and blue eyes and had Eternal Mothra's wings and they were beautiful and she had Mothra's antennae coming out of her head. And she had a swirl with a moth in front of it in the middle of her forehead.

Melanie Mothra: (GROANS) Oh man that hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

She was given an amazing purple outfit and she had the symbol of Infant Island tattooed on her arm and had a butterfly sword.

Melanie Mothra: Wow! I look awesome.

Lola: Yeah you sure do and your wings are amazing!

Mothra 2019: They sure are awesome.

May: I didn't get hit!

Nico: Nope.

Melanie Mothra: She sure got hit a lot didn't she?

Me: No shit there.

Maya Kona: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Melanie Mothra: When me and Nico went after a gang of Mafia Men in Russia and brought them to justice.

Me: That is awesome.

Nico: It was.

Melanie Mothra: Yep.

Nico and Melanie hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Melanie Mothra: I've missed you too.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Maya Kona, Aphrodite Venus, Aphrodite, and Aspen Matthews are heading to Celine Wendova's home in the north of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're going to meet with her parents, but we've got bad news from her parents and her sister, Emily: her jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Carla Wendova, has now broken out of prison and she wants revenge on Celine for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Celine, but Celine foiled her plans and she'd gotten her ass kicked hard and the cops were called and she got sent to prison. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE NASTY CATFIGHT!

Lincoln: So, my rescue's taking place in the north of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're going to meet with Celine Wendova's parents and her sister, Emily.

Celine Wendova: I hope Emily, Mom, and Dad are doing okay.

Kit: What happened?

Lincoln told everyone who hadn't joined before that Celine's younger sister got murdered by that Total Drama sore loser asswipe, Scott, and they were pissed.

Me: Yeah, he crossed a nasty line.

Nico: And last year, he paid with his life along with his manifestation that lurked in Lincoln.

Nicholette Torrington: That's right.

Sugarcoat: This is going to be really amazing.

We arrived at Celine Wendova's home, and we knocked on the door, and when it opened, we were greeted by Celine's parents and her youngest sister, Emily.

Mrs. Wendova: Celine, Lincoln, you're here. Please come on in.

Lincoln: Thanks, Mrs. Wendova.

We went in, and their home was really amazing.

Nico: Wow. Celine, your family home here is really amazing.

Celine Wendova: It sure is, and just like Clara, we're also rich.

Qin: Wow.

Mr. Wendova: We're glad you all came, especially you and Lincoln, Celine. We've got some bad news.

Eli: What's wrong?

Emily Wendova: We've got bad news: Celine, Carla's broken out of prison.

We gasped, including Lincoln and Celine Wendova.

Lincoln: What?! Yours and Celine's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Carla Wendova?!

Celine Wendova: Carla's broken out of prison?! That bitch!

Nico: Whoa, I'm sensing some really bad blood!

Selene Arcangela: You have no idea.

Qin: And she's like the other siblings of the other Dark World Goth Girls: really horrible, mega jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous.

Celine Wendova: You don't know the half of it. Emily and I never got along well with Carla, she always hated us ever since the day she was born, and as we were growing up, she always tried to make us look like really horrible people in front of everyone, but I always foiled her at every turn. But, despite all the repeated warning from Mom and Dad, she didn't stop, in fact, her anger, jealousy, and hatred for us escalated even more and she'd escalated her violence towards me into trying to kill me and Emily many times in the past. But, I always foiled her stupid murder plots as well and I kicked her ass hard as well.

Lincoln: Yep, but years ago, we foiled her biggest murder plot: she tried to kill Celine and Emily again along with me by hiring local criminals to do it. We killed them and after I found Carla's location through feeding on the criminals' blood, we called the cops, headed down to her location, and kicked the stuffing out of her, and because of this latest plan of her, Carla went way too far and she wound up getting sent to prison, and she swore to get revenge on Celine and Emily for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Celine.

Nico: Oh shit!

Me: Yep, she was a jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous Alpha Bitch, a clone of Dark Lori in its entirety.

Lucy Loud: Now, we find out Celine and Emily's sister has broken out. But, she'll be easy to deal with because unlike Celine, Carla doesn't have any powers of darkness.

Emily Wendova: I also have the same powers of darkness and dark magic as Celine and I'm a martial artist and I've more than once kicked Carla's ass.

Lincoln: I've seen her in action before, she's really skilled and strong, but Celine's gonna wind up beating Carla to a bloody pulp just like what Clara did to Claire yesterday. Now we just got to take Carla down and send her to The Dark World Prison in Dark World.

Lincoln got out the Medal for Celri, Monk of Dark World.

Me: Uh oh, and I've got the feeling the next Dark World Curse you got is Celri-themed, and I forgot to ask: is Emily also your Guardian Angel?

Lincoln: Yep. Now, let's head outside and hunt Carla down.

We headed outside to confront Carla St. Clarice.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long purple hair and pink headband, green eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a dark purple frilly short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pink gem for the pendant, purple skirt, black lace stockings, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, moonlight, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Frankenstein, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Castle Frankenstein and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the six girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Helena Augustine, The Frankenstein Queen of Colorado.

Helena Augustine: That's right, and I got the girls away from here before Celine and Emily's ex-sister tried to go after them.

?: YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THROWING ME IN PRISON AND RUINING MY LIFE!

We then saw our target: a girl with the same dark blue hair as Celine Wendova, red eyes of hatred, and she was in an orange prison jumpsuit: it was Carla Wendova.

Celine Wendova: THAT'S IT, YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU TO FUCKING PIECES!

Emily Wendova: LET'S GET HER, BIG SIS!

Celine Wendova and Emily Wendova went at Carla Wendova, and they really began fighting each other, but Celine and Emily had the upper hand on Carla, and they were literally beating the shit out of Carla Wendova and Celine, Emily, and Carla were consumed in a fight cloud.

POW! WHAM! BAM! SLAP! CHOMP! BONK! SLAM! CRACK! PIG SQUEALS! ELEPHANT TRUMPET! LION ROAR! SCREECH! SUMO SOUNDS! BANG!

BLARGA FLARGA! CRACOW!

BLAM SMASH!

Me: OH SHIT! THIS IS BECOMING ONE NASTY CAT FIGHT!

Celine Wendova and Emily Wendova: EAT BOOT, BITCH!

Then, Celine Wendova and Emily Wendova kicked Carla hard out of the fight cloud and sent her flying straight into a tree, she got back up, but now, Carla was NTH-DEGREE MEGA PISSED OFF!

Sylvester: Looks like she's already forsaken surrender.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: There was no way she was going to surrender. Now, we've got to kick her butt straight into The Dark World Prison, let's get her!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Lemon Zest's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Sugarcoat's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Carla Wendova, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln inserted the medal for Celri, Monk of Dark World into a slot on his massive greatsword and it glowed with Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire and he flared up his Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire aura and he spread his massive white angel wings that suddenly turned midnight black: blacker like The Eternal Darkness.

(LUNA'S FUTURE PLAYS)

Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND FROZEN FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be, The future should be filled with magic, Dreams and wishes brought to life, But the days ahead are dark and tragic, No time for hope when all is strife, Whatever might have been, All the dreams that ponies share, Because of you, Carla Wendova, Now, the future is a cold nightmare!

Nico and me and most of us had Shivers of ice and fear go down our spines as Lincoln sang that, and with one swing of his massive greatsword, he fired blasts of Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire which hit Carla Wendova and she wound up getting thrown in a portal that led to Dark World and thrown into a prison cell: she became the first of the prisoners of The Dark World Prison and the portal closed. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Nico: (Shudders) W-what was that?!

Lincoln: That was my one of my Dark World-themed curses that I'd created: I call it The Curse of The Monk of Dark World, and I also used the medal for Celri, Monk of Dark World to give the curse an extra boost, and it was meant only for Celine and Emily's evil sister.

Celine Wendova: We saw it for ourselves, and it was really scary and mega dark.

Lincoln: Either way, Carla's not getting out ever again. (To Helena Augustine) And it's so good to see you again, Helena.

Helena Augustine: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's also good to see you, your sisters, and your parents again, J.D.

Me: You too, Helena.

Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Helena Augustine as he caught her and she proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Helena Augustine was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

We snickered as he recovered.

Helena Augustine: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.

Lincoln went up to Helena Augustine and he hugged her, and Helena Augustine is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Helena Augustine: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Helena Augustine, The Frankenstein Queen of Colorado, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful Frankenstein dark angel and queen of a massive group from Denver, Colorado. She's also feared for destroying a gang of criminals who hated them and they made a deal with none other than the insane Sebastian Mendez from seven years ago. Unlike Frankenstein, Helena was born with incredible powers over darkness, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, mastery over all forms of dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic and superhuman strength, superhuman intelligence, and mastery over lightning, along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of Frankenstein, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first Frankenstein queen of her massive group, and she destroyed the crooks who made a deal with Sebastian and drove him back to The Netherworld like the sore loser he was. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met me, and she'd discovered my secret: that I'm a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with me. She also fiercely defended me from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of my enemies, and this one time, as we were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night on a date to show my thanks to Helena for always defending me from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of my enemies, Lynn and Lola showed up and tried to kill us, but they were no match for us and we pulverized them and wedgied them by their panties on a tree branch in front of The Loud House, and after that, we shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, I promised that when I come of age, I will marry her along with the rest of my harem.

Me: And she's both brains and brawn with an IQ of 900 and she's also a champion athlete

Nico: Whoa!

TLPS Mr. Wolf: No wonder Lynn and Lisa got their butts handed to them.

Lincoln: Even I was stunned, but that's what makes her the strongest and smartest of The Legendary Monster Monarchs, and now that you're here, Helena.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Helena Augustine in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Helena Augustine: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Helena Augustine with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Helena Augustine: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Helena Augustine, and of course, for that little pouncing.

Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Helena Augustine's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she wrapped her arms around his neck, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Helena Augustine had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are lsa, Leila, Takamine Kyouka, and Kikyou from Prison Queen and Universe 666 Holli Would and Simulator Lonette from Cool World.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's lsa, Leila, Takamine Kyouka, and Kikyou from Prison Queen and Universe 666 Holli Would, and Simulator Lonette from Cool World.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Isa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Isa and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Celine and Emily Wendova's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Carla Wendova, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

lsa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Leila: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Isa, Leila, Takamine Kyouka, Kikyou, Universe 666 Holli Would, and Simulator Lonette with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Celine Wendova's evil jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Carla Wendova.

But, when Lincoln showed what Celine and Emily Wendova did in beating her up badly, and all of us piling on and giving her the beatdown of her life, and Lincoln using The Curse of The Monk of Dark World which sent Carla Wendova to the Dark World Prison, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Helena Augustine have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: I can't believe Celine's evil younger sister escaped.

Lincoln: But, if she's escaped, this also means the other evil younger sisters of the Dark World Goth Girls are also planning the same thing.

Nico: Which means we've got to be ready for them.

Me: And we'll make them pay with a send-off to The Dark World Prison.


After we took down Carla Wendova and sent her to The Dark World Prison, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Helena Augustine saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Helena Augustine: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Helena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Helena Augustine: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Helena Augustine: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was two males with crazy brown hair and dressed in red prison jumpsuits, and they were really out for blood.

Ed Cowart: Oh shit, that's James and Henry Allen! They're the last two of the five criminals that RD Sebastian busted out of prison!

RD Me: Should've known those bastards would be next, and you guys aren't going to like them one bit. James and Henry Allen are well-known and super dangerous criminal brothers, the brothers are wanted for tons of violent crimes and destruction of property, they're two prime Grade A monstrous assholes even worse than the dark sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Principal Huggins, and Chase Young.

Nico: Jeez, those assholes are bad news!

RD Lincoln: And they're among those who've helped that monstrous demon in causing destruction to our home. We had them captured and sent to separate maximum security prisons for the rest of his lives, but Sebastian escaped and vowed revenge on us.

Lincoln: We better take care of James and Henry Allen at once.

We flew out of The World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts at James and Henry Allen, and he went ballistic when he saw us along with The Royal Defenders.

Ed Cowart: I should've known you and Henry show up here, James. I caught the stench of your B.O. from a mile away, along with the smell of blood from that monster, Sebastian!

James Allen: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOUR THROAT OUT FOR THROWING US IN PRISON, ASSHOLE!

Henry Allen: WE'LL TEAR YOU ALL APART!

Nico: Ain't happening, you loudmouth assholes!

?: I'm gonna rip that asshole to shreds!

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long pink hair in the same style as Marinette, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in a green shirt, necklace with green gem for the pendant, orange skirt, orange knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, ladybugs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Slipstream, Knock Out, barricade, Blackout, Shadow Striker, Blitzwing, Lugnut, Lockdown, Stinger, Laserbeak, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, and Buzzsaw and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Serena Dupain-Cheng, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Slipstream, Knock Out, barricade, Blackout, Shadow Striker, Blitzwing, Lugnut, Lockdown, Stinger, Laserbeak, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, and Buzzsaw.

Marinette: Sis?!

Serena Dupain-Cheng: That's right, and it's so good to see you and Marinette again, Lincoln. But, we'll save the talk for later, we've got to get rid of these assholes.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and he and Serena Dupain-Cheng went at James and Henry Allen and they viciously beat and slashed at James and Henry Allen. This made James and Henry Allen so mad, Henry Allen opened his big fat mouth.

Henry Allen: YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES! YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING FOR MUCH LONGER WHEN SEBASTIAN BRINGS BACK RITA REPULSA!

We gasped.

Nico: So, RD Sebastian has a plan set on bringing Rita Repulsa back from the dead, huh?

James Allen: HENRY, YOU IDIOTIC ASSHAT! YOU BLABBED!

?: YOU GODDAMN ROACHES!

Suddenly, we saw RD Sebastian appear, and he looked just like Sebastian, but he has the bramble vine tattoos wrapped around his arms and he was beyond pissed off.

RD Sebastian: YOU STUPID LOUDMOUTHED ASSHOLE ROACHES! YOU BLABBED OUT MY PLAN! DAMN YOU BOTH! I should've never busted you both out, now you've left me no other choice!

Suddenly, RD Sebastian summoned the last remaining armies of Flip's musclebound thugs and he made vacuum tubes fire out of James and Henry Allen's chest and they latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive armies of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into James and Henry Allen and their muscles suddenly began growing twelve times their size and they also grew up to 12'0" in height, and they now abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles with eight-pack abs and veins formed on their bodies, and they let out bellowing roars as they ripped the tops of their jumpsuits and Flip's last remaining armies of musclebound thugs were dead.

RD Sebastian: YOU BETTER KILL THEM AT ONCE! THE PLAN MUST NOT BE RUINED!

The newly muscled James and Henry Allen went charging at Lincoln, but he fired blasts of earth which hit them on the head and knocked them down. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into James Allen's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing James Allen into his body as he and all of the males on the team assimilated all of his massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of James Allen except for his tattered jumpsuit pants, and he banished James Allen to The Black Gates. Then, he stabbed the Cell Stingers into Henry Allen's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Henry Allen into his body as he and all of the males on the team assimilated all of his massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Henry Allen except for his tattered jumpsuit pants, and he banished Henry Allen to The Black Gates, and THAT MADE RD SEBASTIAN INFINITE TIMES PISSED OFF AND HE BECAME SUPER NTH-DEGREE INFINITE-TIMES FUCKED UP INSANE!

RD Sebastian: (SUPER NTH-DEGREE INFINITE-TIMES FUCKED UP INSANE SCREAM OF PURE FUCKED-UP RAGE) NO! GODDAMN YOU ALL! FUCK YOU! THIS WILL NOT STOP ME NOR STOP THE RESURRECTION OF RITA REPULSA! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD! LORD ZEDD AND RITA REPULSA WILL HAVE HORRIBLE VENGEANCE UPON YOU ALL! (CACKLING LIKE A SUPER NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP MADMAN)

Me: We'll see about that!

Then, he disappeared in a tornado of pure darkness and hellfire, and we headed home and continued our workouts.

Ed Cowart: Well, we finally got rid of those assholes, but now we find out RD Sebastian is planning on resurrecting Rita Repulsa, that shithead!

Me: That was all a rouse. I know it was. But thank goodness it's not going to happen from him.

Eli: Yeah I sense that RD Sebastian is up to something else.

Lincoln: But, we'll take down Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd in November, RD Sebastian will face death on Halloween. And now that you're back, Serena.

Lincoln went up to Serena Dupain-Cheng and he hugged her, and Serena Dupain-Cheng is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his sharper vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing his now larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven more massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Serena Dupain-Cheng: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli.

Selene Emperyous: And so do we. Everyone, this is Serena Dupain-Cheng, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Slipstream, Knock Out, barricade, Blackout, Shadow Striker, Blitzwing, Lugnut, Lockdown, Stinger, Laserbeak, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, and Buzzsaw, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and classmate in English, and she's also the twin sister of Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She has pink hair in the same style as Marinette with green shirt and orange skirt. She and Lincoln would cook different recipes as well as try out different outfits and even cosplay. While they cosplaying with Serena as Ladybug and Lincoln as Cat Noir, Serena kissed Lincoln on the lips, as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Serena along with the rest of his harem, and like her sister, she hates Lila Rossi with a blazing passion, the reason why is because that psychopathic murderous bitch once tried to humiliate Lincoln's family as revenge for stopping her when we took down Hawk Moth which Lincoln and Serena did not take kindly to, so they jumped Lila Rossi and beat the crap out of that monster bitch and threw her into a massive party with only her underwear which ultimately spell total humiliation for Lila Rossi.

Nico: Hey, I remember that incident all too well! I can't believe that bitch tried to humiliate Lincoln's family as revenge!

Lincoln: Yeah, but Serena and I didn't take kindly to it, so we beat her down bad and threw her into a massive party with only her underwear and she wound up getting humiliated big time and sent back to prison, and now that you're here, Serena.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Tori Nanakawa in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Serena Dupain-Cheng: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Serena Dupain-Cheng with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Serena Dupain-Cheng: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Serena Dupain-Cheng.

Serena Dupain-Cheng had a smile on her face and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but it also got even more passionate when she wrapped her arms around his neck, and Lincoln deepened the kiss and in response and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Serena Dupain-Cheng had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel are heading to Wave Ocean.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black swim briefs with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the swim briefs, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Icky Vicky hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that fire-breathing dragon go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of her, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that fire-breathing dragon has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Ix Chel: Wow, so this is Wave Ocean. It sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Ix Chel, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and his kids cheered.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Icky Vicky hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Icky Vicky's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Icky Vicky's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Lincoln: Nice try, Icky with a V!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Chopscotch, Blackfire, TTG Blackfire, Simulator Princess Peach (The Super Mario Bros. Movie), Live Action Arcee, Black Rose, Ceresmon Medium, Simulator Junomon, Lana the Living Armor, Lara the Living Doll, Googie, and Sadie-Mae Scroggins placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Wave Ocean, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel are in your harem, Linky.

Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Jenna: And Icky Vicky had some nerve trying to kill them, that demonic so-called babysitter is just making things much worse for herself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that bitch was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and she's just making things worse for herself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Moppet Girl / Molly, Katie (PAW Patrol), Universe 666 Lady Dimitrescu, Simulator Chel, Awilix, and Ix Chel, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that rampaging she-demon should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, she's officially lost her mind.

Maria: (Flips Icky Vicky the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you fire-breathing rampaging she-demon!

Nico: Even after we kicked Icky Vicky's miserable hide, that bitch still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Flip, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Icky Vicky's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Icky Vicky's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Icky Vicky's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Icky Vicky farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of her bubble butt like crazy!

Icky Vicky stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you rampaging she-demon!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Icky Vicky's really pissing me off now, if she does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down her throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill her, Flip, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Nico: Sunny, I've been wondering something.

Sunny Starscout: What is it Nico?

Nico: How did you and your friends get your cutie marks?

Me: That's right we were never told your stories about how you got your cutie marks.

Eli: Twilight and her friends told us theirs so can you tell us yours?

Sunny Starscout: Sure. I'll tell you mine first.

Sunny's Flashback.

A few years ago before magic return and ponykind united, a Filly Sunny was setting up a lemonade stand.

Sunny Starscout: "Back when I was a little filly, I didn't have many friends. But, my dad always said…"

Her father was next to her and was drinking a lemonade as he gave his daughter a smile.

Argyle Starshine: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to raise money for the library."

Then ponies around are coming up to Filly Sunny's stand.

Sunny Starscout: "So I did! My lemonade was a hit!"

The ponies are buying smoothies as her lemonade cups are going by fast as Argyle smiled at his daughter proudly.

Sunny Starscout: "I sold almost every cup right away. But two ponies wanted the last one."

Filly Sunny was down to the last up as the two ponies started arguing as Filly Sunny looked scared of what to do as her father saw his daughter's expression.

Sunny Starscout: "They started arguing, but then I stepped in to help."

Filly Sunny then grabbed another cup as she poured half ot the smoothie from one cup into the other and offered it to the two ponies with a smile.

Sunny Starscout: "They realized they were fighting for no reason!"

Argyle watched the two ponies go as he looked at his daughter proudly as Filly Sunny felt a sensation as she looked at her flank.

Sunny Starscout: "That's when my Cutie Mark appeared!"

She announced as Filly Sunny's Cutie Mark appeared on her flank.

Sunny Starscout: "My dad told me it's because I helped those ponies put aside their differences."

Filly Sunny looked at her father as Argyle looked proud as the two gave each other warm hugs.

Sunny Starscout: "He was so proud."

And then the next scene showed Filly Sunny walking on a stage with a flag of her Cutie Mark strapped on her as she smiled proudly while Argyle looked at his daughter with a proud heartfelt smile.

Sunny Starscout: "The spring, I got to drop the stage in our Cutie Blossom Bash."

She giggled at the memory.

Sunny Starscout: "Ah, it's one of my favorite memories."

End of Sunny's Flashback.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That is amazing that you did that Sunny.

Me: That is awesome!

Camie: Yeah!

Zipp Storm: "Me next! My story-"

She was cut off when her sister came next to her.

Pipp Petals: "Well, technically our story."

Zipp Storm: "...starts back home in Z.H."

Zipp's Flashback.

Back when Zipp was a filly, Filly Zipp was doing some calculation with puppy Cloudpuff next to her as she look at the statue of the Pegasi wing formations.

Zipp Storm: "Before we had magic, I was always crunching numbers trying to figure out exactly how Pegasi could fly again. But one day, I had this epic breakthrough moment!"

Filly Zipp had a thought before she smiled widely and started climbing onto the statues.

Zipp Storm: "I could tell that I was so close to flying. It felt amazing. And sure it was scare, but no other Pegasus had tried it before me."

Filly Zipp made it to the top of the statue as she took a breath and she did some stunts as she hopped around the pillars before she jumped and flipped in the air as she landed on the head of the statue again as she started gliding and did a loop as the crowd watching started cheering and exclaiming in awe as Filly Zipp landed on her hooves as the crowd cheered her own as she felt a sensation coming as she looked at her flank as her Cutie Mark appeared.

End of Zipp's Flashback.

Zipp Storm: "It was awesome! That's the day I got this lil' wonder-bolt!"

She looked at her Cutie Mark pridefully.

Sunset gave a chuckle.

Sunset Shimmer: "Heh, not surprising since you have a nack for stunts and flying, Zipp."

Twilight Sparkle: "Not to mention Rainbow had done something similar with a stunt when she got hers.

Rainbow Dash: You and I have so much in common Zipp.

Me: That is for sure.

Piper: Who's next?

Me: Pipp next.

Pipp Petals: And don't leave out what happened next.

Pipp's Flashback.

After Filly Zipp was doing her stunt, Filly Pipp saw her sister doing the tricks as she looked in awed.

Pipp Petals: "Watching my sister soar, I'd never seen anything like it!"

Filly Pipp looked at her sister once she landed.

Pipp Petals: "She was so courageous! And that gave me the confidence to perform, for the first time, ever."

Filly Pipp then stomped her hoof as she started singing.

Filly Pipp: "-Make your mark. It's your spark. Your Cutie Maaark. Oooh yeeaaahh!-"

Filly Zipp then saw her sister as she looked in surprise.

Filly Zipp: "Pipp?"

Mare: "Pipp!"

Crowd: "Hurray!"

The whole crowd except for Filly Zipp cheered as the latter smiled at her sister.

Filly Pipp: "Hey, that's cute! I'm using it."

She felt a sensation on her flank as she looked at her flank as her Cutie Mark appeared as well.

A little bit later at the spring, the two sisters are on a stage with flags of their respective Cutie Marks strapped on them as they walked on stage while Queen Haven watched her daughters from above.

Queen Haven: "Oh yay!"

Haven cheered as tears of joy started forming in her eyes as she grabbed Puppy Cloudpuff and blew her nose on him in joy as the two sisters chuckled at each other.

End of Pipp's Flashback.

Zipp gave an amusing smile at her sister.

Zipp Storm: "Kinda stole the spotlight there, sis."

Pipp Petals: "It's not my fault! You were the one who was so inspired!"

Sunset gave a chuckle.

Sunset Shimmer: "Heh, it's rare for two ponies to get a Cutie Mark at the same time. Heh, sisters."

Twilight Sparkle: "It happened twice but this is still amazing to hear."

Me: It sure was!

Rarity: Pipp darling you and I have more in common than you know.

Me: That is too true.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Hitch do you want to tell your story?

Hitch Trailblazer: Do I!

Sunset Shimmer: Somehow I have a feeling we know how he got it."

Sunset whispered to Misty as the two chuckled, having the same feeling as well.

Hitch's Flashback.

Foal Hitch was at the beach with Foal Sprout and a colt as they were playing beach ball with each other.

Hitch Trailblazer: "I was playing hoofball on the beach with some colts when this filly asked to join us."

The filly Clearly asking if she would join them to play, but Foal Sprout threw the ball to Foal Hitch as the two colts shook their heads.

Hitch Trailblazer: "But they wouldn't let her play! They just kept shouting… "No fillies allowed!"

Hitch intimated what Sprout just said as the two colts walked up to Foal Hitch as the filly teared up and ran off crying.

MAN SPROUT WAS SURE A NASTY JERK!

Foal Hitch gave the filly a sympathetic look as he gave a determined look.

Hitch Trailblazer: "So I did what any decent pony would do. I ditched the meanies and played with her!"

Foal Hitch abandoned Foal Sprout and the colt as he and the filly played together.

Hitch Trailblazer: "And then… I got my mark!"

Hitch cheered as Foal Hitch felt a sensation as he look as his flank as his Cutie Mark appeared.

Sometime later, Foal Hitch was on stage with flag of his mark strapped in as he did a pose and wink to the crowd.

Hitch Trailblazer: "Because the only peace of mind is to be kind."

Foal Sprout and their colt friend watched on as Foal Sprout looked away in jealous as the colt looked down in sadness.

End of Hitch's Flashback.

Sunset gave a chuckle.

Sunset Shimmer: "Yeah, we figure it would be something like that. You are always a kind and purehearted stallion, Hitch. So it make sense on how you got yours.

Hitch Trailblazer: "Yeah, I guess I always do.

Sunset Shimmer: "And Sprout was also a jerk even back then, not surprising.

Sprout Cloverleaf: I can't believe I was like that back then.

Me: I know. But Hitch you have so much in common with Fluttershy. She is kind and gentle and loves all her animal friends and you love all your critters and have a huge love for upholding the law.

Nico: That is too true.

Octane: You're right about that.

Izzy Moonbow: My turn! So it all begins back in Bridlewood, during the days of Yore, on the eves of the Translucent Moonstone Moon…"

Izzy's Flashback.

Izzy Moonbow: "Doodle-oodle-loodle-oodle-loo… Flashback!"

Filly Izzy was walking around Bridlewood as she she saw a bunch of junk pile up.

Izzy Moonbow: "There was this really sad-looking junk pile in the middle of our forest that just kept growing and growing. But I didn't see it as 'junk'. I saw the stuff that just needed some love!"

Filly Izzy looked at the jump while having some idea.

A little bit later, Filly Izzy is putting together with a teapot statue.

Izzy Moonbow: "I remade everything into a big teapot statue!"

The teapot statue started flowing as the crowd saw it in interest.

Izzy Moonbow: "Then, everypony saw that maybe they'd judge the junk a little too harshly."

Filly Izzy: "Hey, thanks! I'm just a Unicorn that loves recycling! Uni… cycling. Unicycling!"

Izzy Moonbow: "And then, bam!"

Filly Izzy look at her flank as she felt a sensation as she saw her Cutie Mark appeared.

Izzy Moonbow: "I got my mark!"

Filly Izzy is now on stage with a flag strap on her back as she giggled.

Izzy Moonbow: "Yay!"

End of Izzy's Flashback.

Me: Wow! That was cool! It's true what they say. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Nico: That is true.

Misty Brightdawn: "Wow, great stories!"

Nico: Yeah!

Maria: They were really enjoyable.

Me: Yep. Wait Misty how did you get your cutie mark?

Misty Brightdawn: Well that's something I don't like to talk about but you have a right to know.

Me: Was it before we went into war with Opaline?

Misty Brightdawn: Yes.

She went over what happened.


In "Missing the Mark", Misty finally caught her hooves on Sparky and begins taking him to Opaline's Dark Castle. While at the castle, Misty starts to have regrets on her task, due to seeing Sparky's cuteness. She then decides to return him back to the Main Five, only for Opaline to intrude and witness Sparky on Misty's back. Opaline takes Sparky up to her lair, where she uses the dragon stone to absorb Sparky's dragon fire magic. Misty begins to see that once the Dragon Stone is finished draining Sparky of his power, Opaline's bubble would drop him into an abyss. Fearful for Sparky's life, Misty heads over to the Crystal Brighthouse to warn the Main Five about Opaline and what'll happen to Sparky. Within the Marestream, they head over to Opaline's Dark Castle, but before they could save Sparky, Opaline traps the Main Five within a forcefield and revealing, to their surprise, that Misty was working with Opaline the whole entire time. Feeling regretful for what happened, Misty tries to apologize, but none of her 'friends' want to hear it. All the while, Sparky was almost drained of his power completely, seeing that Opaline will drop him into the abyss and with her having no remorse for her action, Misty chose to forget about getting a cutie mark and help break her new friends out and save Sparky. This results in her getting her actual cutie mark, with a matching butterfly in a similar pattern to the one she usually draws on her flank. Hatching out a plan, she pretends to be trapped by the Main Five, while Hitch and Zipp save Sparky and Sunny distracts Opaline by using her temporal Alicorn ability. Misty believes in her new friends, which strengthens Sunny's Temporal Alicorn ability and overpowers Opaline, encasing her in a bubble. As the Main Five leave with Sparky, Misty helps an enraged Opaline to clean up the foyer. Secretly, she sneaks off back to the Crystal Brighthouse to apologize for her actions and vows to aid them in defeating Opaline once and for all.


When she was done we were shocked!

Me: WHOA!

Sunset Shimmer: You and I have so much in common than we let on Misty.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah. Me, you and Sunset all redeemed ourselves.

Nico: Boy no kidding!

Poromon: I know!

Me: That is amazing! And we really made the right call making you our double agent. But the important thing is that you redeemed yourself.

Trixie Lulamoon: That's right and I wasn't always a nice girl myself.

Me: Yeah lots of our friends in Equestria and in our world have not been nice people.

Misty Brightdawn: I remember but I'm glad that I am free from Opaline and back with my dad.

Me: So are we. And we destroyed the last of Equestria's MAJOR enemies. It was the ultimate enemy that started it all.

Xenia: Yeah.

?: Boy that was awesome!

A girl came and she had black hair and purple eyes and had black bat wings and black clothes and had vampire fanged teeth and she had a tiara with the symbol of Shade Man on it.

Selma Shade: (Transylvanian Accent) Selma Shade, Embodiment of Shade Man.

Me: Whoa! Awesome to meet you.

Poromon: I know!

Me: That is amazing! And we really made the right call making you our double agent. But the important thing is that you redeemed yourself.

Trixie Lulamoon: That's right and I wasn't always a nice girl myself.

Me: Yeah lots of our friends in Equestria and in our world have not been nice people.

Misty Brightdawn: I remember but I'm glad that I am free from Opaline and back with my dad.

Me: So are we. And we destroyed the last of Equestria's MAJOR enemies. It was the ultimate enemy that started it all.

Xenia: Yeah.

?: Boy that was awesome!

A girl came and she had black hair and purple eyes and had black bat wings and black clothes and had vampire fanged teeth and she had a tiara with the symbol of Shade Man on it.

Selma Shade: (Transylvanian Accent) Selma Shade, Embodiment of Shade Man.

Me: Whoa! Awesome to meet you.

TD Gwen: Wow! Awesome to see you Selma!

Ingrid Third: Same here Selma.

Selma Shade: Been a while Gwen and Ingrid.

Sandstorm: How did you meet Gwen and Ingrid?

Selma Shade: I met Gwen when she was about to go over Niagara Falls and I saved her from that. It was at the end of Total Drama All Stars.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: I remember seeing that happen to her.

TD Gwen: She really saved my life and I'm grateful to her.

Courtney: She saved all of our lives from going into the sun in those fart filled balloons.

Nico: YUCK!

Owen: (LAUGHS) Sorry. (FARTS) (LAUGHS AGAIN)

Selma Shade: Yeah and I met Ingrid when she and Fillmore were solving the mystery of a vandalism spree in the city and we busted a thug that was doing it.

Me: Yikes. But that is cool.

Selma Shade: It sure is.

Nico: Would you like to join the team?

Selma Shade: I would be Scourge: Nico, who shines today?

Nico: Erica and Zixx.

Erica Haddock: All right!

Zixx: Yeah! This will be cool!

Courtney: This will be fun for you guys!

Lola: YEAH!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than The Sharknado, and it's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!

Lincoln sounded the alarm.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than a Sharknado, and it's causing havoc.

We gasped.

Me: A SHARKNADO?! From the movie of the same name?! Somebody better get out some chainsaws!

Nico: Just what I was about to say.

I got out a massive array of chainsaws.

Qin: Why would you have a massive collection of chainsaws?!

Me: Just in case we have a mission in the movie Sharknado.

Nico: That's not only smart thinking, but way to be prepared. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to war against the Sharknado.

Lincoln: This is going to be one wild and crazy mission today.

Me: Boy we're going to have one helluva fish feast for dinner! And we'll give some of the sharks to the local fish market.

Isaribi: Good idea. I can use the money for this.

Xenia: Cool.

Suddenly, we heard a demonic roar in the distance.

Lincoln: (Smirks) And it looks like RD Sebastian's already losing it. We've finally killed Caleb Roman, Sarah Garcia, Michael Abbott, James Allen, and Henry Allen.

King Kai: (Telepathically) And I checked out Angel Grove and what that loudmouth said was indeed true, RD Sebastian is indeed planning the resurrection of Rita Repulsa. So, on November, you guys show her and Lord Zedd no mercy, and when Halloween comes, chop that madman's head off with a chainsaw and throw his headless body in a wood chipper!

Nico: Now, that's an awesome idea, I like it, and on Halloween, Lincoln's also going to kill all those other versions of him.

Me: I like it!

The previous group came.

Blizzard: Can me, Duskmon, Roquefort, Ssserpent, Demyx, Dark Laser, Roman Goodwin, Abomination, Scorcher, and Gizmo go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you sure can. And we got ourselves a huge emergency.

Duskmon: I know! A Sharknade! I saw those movies and they were brutal!

Xenia: Yeah!

Lola: We're going to have an amazing seafood buffet when this is done.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: But something about this is familiar.

Eli: What do you mean?

Nico: I've seen this before. But where?

Eli: Hmm.

Harley Quinn: Nico, which Gene-slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Wire Sponge next.

Me: Cool!

Qin: Yeah!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Kronos from the manga/anime series Record of Ragnarok, and he's coming here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh man.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like in the slightest. The figure I sensed belongs to Kronos from the manga/anime series Record of Ragnarok, and he's coming here to destroy us.

We gasped.

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: Not good.

Elena Rōzuenjeru: There's no way I'm letting Kronos get away with this, he's going to wind up absorbed by you after we take him down.

Lincoln: Right, Elena.

Nico: I hope you guys tear him apart. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to destroy the Sharknado.

Lincoln: This is one freak of nature that we're going to destroy for good, and once we get done with destroying the Sharknado, you're next, Kronos.

Elena Rōzuenjeru: There's absolutely no way we're letting you run free any longer, Kronos. The Rose Angel of Death is coming for you.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to take down The Sharknado, and once we got done with him, Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru are going to destroy Kronos.

We were off.


We landed on the southern perimeter of the city.

Roquefort: Here we are!

Me: Better take defensive messures.

Xenia: Right!

I had the force field dome put up so we can face the Sharknado without the citizens getting hurt.

Camie: There.

Storm clouds came in.

Me: Storm coming in.

Nico: It's moving fast.

Barbossa: What are those landlubbers doing?

We saw some civilians ready to take pictures.

Me: Uh guys! LOOK!

We saw THE SHARKNADO! But it wasn't alone! There was a FIRE TORNADO, LIGHTNING TORNADO, METAL TORNADO, ATOMIC ENERGY TORNADO, an ICE TORNADO, an OIL TORNADO and a BOULDER TORNADO! And they had NUMEROUS KINDS OF SHARKS IN THEM!

Me: Holy fucking shit!

THERE WERE SHARKS SWIRLING IN THEM IN THE TENS OF BILLIONS!

Nico: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S A LOT OF SHARKS!

Me: And in tornadoes of different elements!? That is fucking crazy! Like something out of a fucking nightmare!

Demyx: Folks! You need to get outta here!

The civilians ran into the city and were protected!

Then NUMEROUS SHARKS came at us!

Nico: HERE THEY COME!

Lincoln: RAINBOW CHAINSAW TIME!

He revved it up and Lincoln then slashed them all over and cut them up good!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Nico: Get the Atomic Sharks into space! Now!

The Atomic Sharks came and Megan opened portals that lead into space and they detonated safely out there.

I slashed numerous sharks all over the place!

SLASH SLASH SLASH!

Me: YEAH!

Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted numerous sharks all over!

Lola and Lana fired waves of fire at the Ice Tornado and the Fire Tornado and the tornadoes disintegrated!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Nice one!

Then Numerous sharks came onto the land and they roared as they were crawling to us!

Me: These sharks are amphibious too!? WHOA!

Energon Scorponok: Keep it up with the Rainbow Chainsaw!

Lincoln: With pleasure!

Me: This has to be the work of a terrible mad scientist!

Nico: Mad scientist? (GASPS IN REALIZATION) OH DEAR GOD! NOT HIM!

Qin: Uh oh!

Roman Goodwin: My Earthbound Immortal will handle these!

He summoned Uru and blasted the sharks all over!

Lola: Nico? Do you know something about this!

Lola fired waves of fire and blasted the sharks!

Nico: This is a scientist that REALLY HAS it out for me and if you thought Crocker was fucked up, this guy is 100,000 times worse than him!

Eli: Who is it?

Nico: His name is Semyon Revoninski and he was a mad scientist that I brought to justice 17 years ago and he was a scientist from the Cold War in Russia that was building the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. It was to make Shark Infested Tornadoes. After the Russian Federation cut his funding he vowed terrible revenge on the world and continued his project in secret and was going to use his project to wipe out the entire human race! I stopped him back then and locked him up in prison for numerous counts of murder. All his research and experiments were destroyed.

WE GASPED IN SHOCK!

Me: Semyon Revoninski?! I've heard of him!

Nico: You have?

Me: Yeah! He was responsible for everything you said and 3 years ago he busted out of prison!

Nico: And I think I know what he's up to! He's out for revenge on ME!

Grenade Man: Eat grenade, motherfuckers!

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

He fired 4 grenades and they went into 4 sharks and they exploded!

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Billy: 15 Points! (LAUGHS)

Gizmo: This isn't a game you know!

Nico: Less talking more blasting and slashing!

Me: DESTRUCTO DISK!

I threw numerous Destructo Disk's and slashed NUMEROUS SHARKS INTO PIECES!

Nico: KIEN ZAN DISKS!

Nico used Frieza's Disks and threw them and slashed numerous sharks into a million pieces!

Blaster Tron: Locking on target!

He locked on.

Blaster Tron: Fire!

He fired laser blasts and blasted the sharks!

Me: Time for some serious chainsaw power! (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET!)

CHAINSAW MAGISWORD!

I flew and slashed NUMEROUS SHARKS INTO PIECES!

Nico: Take that!

Scorcher: BURN BABY BURN!

He fired numerous blasts of fire and blasted the sharks all over!

Xenia fired numerous arrows and blasted the sharks!

Galaxy Man: This will get rid of those sharks of the other elements!

He fired a black hole bomb and it sucked in the other tornadoes minus the regular sharknado!

Nico: Nice one Galaxy Man!

Me: Yeah! And I see our target coming!

Nico: Yep.

We saw a mad man with grey hair and he had a red prison jumpsuit on and he was laughing like a fucked up lunatic!

Nico: Semyon!

Paragus: Lets take care of the rest just to be safe!

Nico: Leave Semyon to me! Entrance time!

We went at the regular Sharknado and Semyon.

Semyon Revoninski: (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC) (Russian Accent) I WILL KILL NICO AND EVERYONE HE LOVES! (LAUGHS INSANELY)

Then the spirits of sharks came and swirled around him and then they converged and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!

Nico: We have a score to settle Semyon!

Semyon Revoninski: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME NICO! NOW I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!

Nico: FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE!

POW!

He punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach.

Abomination: I have experiences with fighting sharks!

Ripster: And he means me!

They punched and smashed numerous sharks all over!

Nico flared up his power to the max and went at Semyon and bashed and pulverized him all over the place! He went at Nico and Nico kicked him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and bashed and pulverized him all over the place. Nico punched Semyon in the face and knocked him down! Nico teleported and kicked him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and crotch and deal him a powerful uppercut!

Nico: YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK SEMYON!

POW BLAM SMASH BIFF KROW WHAM!

Nico: All this for revenge on me for stopping you 17 years ago!?

Nico elbowed Semyon in the chest freeing himself and pushed him towards a rock. Then Nico fired Yost Venom's webs, trapping one of Semyon's arms to it.

Nico: WHY!?

Semyon Revoninski: I'll tell you why! BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE YOU DIE ALONG WITH EVERYTHING YOU LOVE! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! I HATE YOU SO MUCH WITH THE INTENSE FURY OF 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SUNS AND LOATHE YOU MORE THAN EVERYTHING ON THIS FUCKING GODFORSAKEN PLANET! THIS WHOLE PLANET CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE! AS LONG AS I GET TO SEE YOU SUFFER! (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKING MADMAN TO THE NTH DEGREE)

Nico's aura then exploded out with incredibly unbelievable power! HE WAS REALLY SUPERCHARGED NOW!

Nico: YOU ARE BEYOND FUCKING INSANE! I should have killed you back then!

Bomb Man: BOMBS AWAY!

He threw numerous bombs and they hit the sharks and they exploded all over!

KRABOOOM! KRABBBBOOOOOOM! KRABBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

The sharks were blown all over!

Nico punched Semyon all over the place and bashed him in the nose!

Semyon punched at Nico and Nico dodged his punch and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him down!

Dark Laser: Flipsy, stay close to me.

He slashed numerous sharks.

Nico legswept Semyon and kicked him in the back and Semyon got up and punched at Nico and he ducked and punched him in the stomach and he belched up a huge amount of blood.

Nico kicked him in the face and knocked out many of his teeth!

G1 Vortex: How many are left? (Transforms into vehicle mode)

Me: No idea! They just keep coming!

I fired waves of fire and blasted the sharks all over.

Nico kneed Semyon in the crotch and punched him in the face and broke his nose.

Nico: Semyon I will NEVER FORGIVE you for everything you did!

Semyon Revoninski: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISSANT! I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD ASKING FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS!

Nico: All the more reason I should kill you where you stand!

POW!

He punched him in the face and kicked him in the face and kicked him in the chest!

Ssserpent: We should probably help Nico now!

Nico: YOU guys take care of the Sharknado! I got this!

POW!

Nico punched Semyon in the face and kicked him in the face!

Me: You heard him!

Acid Storm: Boss, I really think we should help you!

POW!

Nico punched Semyon in the face and dodged most of his punches.

Qin: Acid Storm look out!

A Shark was coming at him and Acid Storm blasted it!

Me: Guys this is Nico's personal problem! Lets let him handle it!

Duskmon: I know you said you would handle it. But I figured we would stop it at its source

Semyon laughed insanely!

Semyon Revoninski: YOU FOOLS! There is no way to stop iti

Nico: LIAR!

POW!

Nico punched him.

But then something fell out of Semyon's pocket and it was a remote control.

Me: A Remote control?

I picked it up and pressed a button and then the Sharknado disintegrated!

Qin: It's a Weather Control Remote!

Me: Cool!

Duskmon: See?

Qin: Still got sharks to clean up though!

Xenia: Yep!

Nico: Now you all can come in!

We went at him.

Erica and Zixx charged at him and bashed him down.

Qin: Take that!

Zixx kicked him down.

Nico: Take this!

KROW!

SMASH!

Nico kicked him all over!

Then Pete, Kalin, Private HIVE, Control Freak, Abis Mal, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Krusty, Tchang Zu, and Batroc came.

Maria: Pete, Kalin, Private HIVE, Control Freak, Abis Mal, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Krusty, Tchang Zu, and Batroc.

Krusty: HEY HEY KIDDIES! (GOOFY LAUGHTER)

Pete: The Sharknado was controlled by a remote?

Private Hive: That's one way to control an army.

Kalin: It sure is.

Me: No kidding.

Control Freak: (to Nico) We heard you fought a Zombizou clone.

Nico: I'm a little busy!

POW!

He punched Semyon all over.

Maria: Yes we did.

Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) I hope you take care of that Ho oh

Rainbow Dash: Yep I will.

?: Cool!

A figure came and it was HEXCURIO from episode 16 of Season 2 of Dino Fury!

Over 65 million years ago, Hexcurio and the other Sporix Beasts were created on Rafkon by military leaders hoping to use them as weapons against an approaching evil. Aiyon believed they are dangerous and as he predicted, they eventually turned against their creators and desired to destroy all life in the universe. Though Zayto and his fellow Knights of Rafkon fought hard, the Sporix ravaged Rafkon and removed all traces of life from the planet. The Sporix then turned their attention to Earth but Zayto and the remaining Knights had managed to escape Rafkon and tracked the Sporix Beasts to Earth where they engaged them in battle with the help of the dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures. Despite the Knights initially having the upper-hand against the Sporix, most of them grew enough in power over time to grow giant and force the Knights of Rafkon and thier dinosaur allies to retreat. When all seemed lost however, the Morphin Masters arrived and bestowed the Morphin Grid's powers to Zayto and his followers, as the first Ancient Dino Fury Rangers which gave them the advantage they need to defeat the Sporix Beasts and seal them inside of their eggs.

Dino Fury

When the other Sporix are accidentally released in the modern day during Void Knight's invasion of Dinohenge, Hexcurio is amongst the Sporix Beasts that escape.

Hexcurio's Sporix Cell is amongst those gathered by Occulo and is placed into the Sporix Machine although it still isn't enough to revive Santaura.

Hexcurio's Sporix is later able to be used alongside the other captured Sporix to revive Santaura.

Void Queen introduces Hexcurio to Mucus as her "new brother", much to the latter's joy. As she comments on his hat, the monster then gives her one of his charms, for which she wishes for a hat "as fantastic as his". Although the wish came true, the charm turns Mucus into a human after Hexcurio cursed it when given a warning to the latter, much to the general's shock and horror as Void Queen assigns her a task to trick the Dino Fury Power Rangers.

Later on, Hexcurio approaches the Red, Pink, Blue, Green, Gold Rangers and Lani Akana when they confront Mucus (still in her human form) about the Pink Ranger's Wish Charm being faulty and not coming true. After Mucus teleports away in embarrassment and the Red Ranger tries to call in the Black Ranger but to no avail, Hexcurio removes the Rangers' charms and transforms them, turning the Green Ranger into a smaller version of the T-Rex Champion Zord, the Pink Ranger into a twelve-year-old and the Blue Ranger into a miniature action figure of himself. Right before the Gold Ranger could use the Light Key to reverse the spell, the Void Queen appears along with Void King to destroy the key with her beam and they teleported away. Back at the base, Hexcurio, Slyther and Mucus laugh at Wreakmate's defeat from Solon. Slyther then suggest that he takes on the Rangers, though Hexcurio says that he would like to come along, Void Queen told him he can't join due to him being "too important". Mucus (after realizing that after Hexcurio is defeated, she will revert back to normal), encourages Slyther to let the wish-granting monster help out, which the formal agrees.

Hexcurio and Slyther then cause havoc at a garage, for which the Red, Black, Green and Gold Ranger approaches the duo, after the Rangers (minus the Green Ranger due to her still being cursed) morph and Slyther summons an army of Hengemen. The Gold and Black Rangers do battle against Hexcurio and easily overpower the monster, though the Beast did try to stall the Black Ranger by warning him of the outcome after his defeat. The Black Ranger transforms into Dino Master Mode and unleashes the Stego Master Strike to deal high damage, but Hexcurio then grows into giant size, for which the Rangers then summons the T-Rex Champion Zord, Tricera Blade Zord, Ankylo Hammer Zord, Tiger Claw Zord and Stego Spike Zord to form the Dino Fury Megazord Warrior Spike Formation and summons the Mosa Razor Zord which transforms into the Mosa Razor Zord Battle mode to fight the monster. Their combined power was able to overwhelm Hexcurio with ease, and with the Twin Dino Slash, the beast was then defeated and reverted back to a Sporix Egg. Mucus (after transforming back to normal) was able to catch Hexcurio as it falls and teleports away.

Zayto: Hexcurio!

Hexcurio: Been a while rangers!

Me: I remember you! You were sent to trick the Dino Fury Rangers with those charms.

Hexcurio: That's right. Good memory.

Me: Yep.

Hexcurio: And J.D. you did great killing the Void Queen last year.

Me: That was awesome. We all did a great job back then.

William: You know, your scheme carried a hint on who Void Queen and Tarruck were.

Hexacurio: Really?

William: Amelia wished to see her parents. And you ended up bringing Tarrick and Void Queen

Maria: Yep.

Me: That turned out to be a blessing in disguise for her.

Qin: It sure did.

Me: Yep.

Maria: LETS GET IT ON!

Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!

We got the battles underway


Penny, Cody (Rescuers), Viper, Joe, T.K., Vapor Trail, Sunburst, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete, Chameleon, Liquidroid Wateru, Sunroid Solar, Steam Demon, and Toy Org - Nico's rescue in Paris and we battled a clone of Zombizou and Saya Sun transformed against that one


Pete was first

Pete (to Penny): Nico's rescue was in Paris, where he battled a clone of Zombizou. Saya Sun transformed against that one.

Penny: Yeah that one was a really crazy one! There were kissing zombies all over the place and it was really wacky!

Cody (Rescuers): (Australian Accent) That's right mate and man it was crazy too.

Viper: I'll say! Wow!

Rarity: They kissed the mascots all over and covered them in lipstick marks.

Sweetie Belle: It sure was crazy and even Rolf got kissed all over.

Gill Grunt: That was a really wonky one.

Pete: Boy I can tell! Lets do it!

Penny flicked the switches for Pete and Diamondra and she channeled diamond chakra and formed a Diamond Sword!

Penny: This is the DIAMOND SWORD OF THE DEVIL'S EYE!

Pete: Wow! That sword is beautiful!

Penny: It sure is! And so is this! DIAMOND STYLE: DIAMOND SHARD STORM!

She swung the sword and fired a shower of diamonds and the group fired waves of energy, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Morpheus, Lalatina Ford Dustiness, Giganta, Melissa Edinborough, Rilliona, the Magistus of Verre, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End, Noelle Silva, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, and Harley Quinn VS Kalin, Superfriends Giganta, Sid the Squid, Jellyfishnoid, Gillmarda, and Vexxa - Us battling Another Panther Caruso, Dean Toadblatt, Brain Aliens, Lady Venus, Venus (Mega Man) and Ternion, Big Daddy Boo, LaGrange, Six Gum Gang, Mr. T, Angel Roidmude (099), Carnotaurus, Reptilicus, Radioactive Paleosaurus, Rhedosaurus, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kron, and Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus who are the embodiments of Daybreaker, Midnight Sparkle, Rockhoof, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, Star Swirl and Stygian


Kalin was next.

Kalin (to Morpheus): Nico, Sugarcoat's team, Panther Caruso's team, and the others did good battling Another Panther Caruso, Dean Toadblatt, Brain Aliens, Lady Venus, Venus (Mega Man) and Ternion, Big Daddy Boo, LaGrange, Six Gum Gang, Mr. T, Angel Roidmude (099), Carnotaurus, Reptilicus, Radioactive Paleosaurus, Rhedosaurus, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kron, and Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus. They are the embodiments of Daybreaker, Midnight Sparkle, Rockhoof, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, Star Swirl and Stygian

Morpheus: They sure did and man that was cool.

Lalatina Ford Dustiness: No kidding there and they took everyone by surprise because we were busy fighting the Kissing Zombies.

Giganta: They sure did and man that was awesome and crazy.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that's is for sure and it was awesome to meet the embodiments of the most amazing legendary ponies ever to grace Equestria.

Cozy Glow: It sure was and also the Embodiment of Midnight Sparkle too.

Hex: All of them were amazing.

Kalin: They sure were! Lets do it!

Morpheus flicked the switches for Kalin and Sauria and channeled blue fire into his sword hilt and he got a Blue Flame Sword!

Morpheus: THE BLUE FLAME SWORD OF CCAPAC APU!

Kalin: WOW! That is awesome!

Morpheus: Yep. BLUE FLAME STYLE: GIANT OF CCAPAC APU!

He swung the sword and fired a wave of blue fire and it formed into a giant and the group fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, Ghosts, stars, magic and lightning and smashed them down


Emerald Sustrai, Robyn Hill, Flashwing, Dew Gayl, Spy Rise, Chuck, Bomb, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E, Knighty Knight, Penguin, Universe 666 Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine, Kaitouki, and Chourikiki - Lincoln's rescue Celine Wendova's home in the north of Gotham Royal York to meet with her parents, and battle her evil jealous sister Emily


Private HIVE was next.

Private HIVE (To Emerald): I heard Lincoln's rescue was at Celine Wendova's home in the north of Gotham Royal York to meet with her parents. He also battled her evil jealous sister Emily

Emerald Sustrai: That's right and meeting Celine's parents was awesome and her house is amazing too.

Robyn Hill: It sure is and we were amazed that she is that rich too. But her sister is one dangerously screwed up monster.

Flashwing: She has been jealous of Celine ever since day one.

Dew Gayl: Yeah that's was not a good sight to see.

Fluttershy: No kidding there and to quote you she should have been court martialed.

Private HIVE: (LAUGHS) That's is too true Cadet Fluttershy! Good call there soldier.

Fluttershy: Thank you.

Tornado Bolt: And Lincoln sent her to the Dark World Prison with a curse called the The Curse of The Monk of Dark World.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that was awesome.

Stealth Elf: It sure was.

Private HIVE: Indeed. Permission to get the battle started?

Emerald Sustrai: Granted soldier!

Emerald flicked the switches for Private HIVE and Remnant and channeled Emerald Chakra into the hilt and it formed an Emerald Crystal sword!

Emerald Sustrai: The EMERALD SWORD OF COLOMBIA ILLUSIONS!

Private HIVE: Great sword there!

Emerald Sustrai: Thank you! Watch this! EMERALD STYLE: COLOMBIA SHOWER OF JEWELS!

She swung the sword and fired waves of jewels and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.


Nicole Knudson, Gwen Aensland, Red Tornado, Tarra Taiyou - Champion of Forgiveness, Cassie Excelsion - Champion of Kindness, Athena Wendolla - Champion of Loyalty, Laura Diane Pyenington - Champion of Laughter, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak, Wolvertoon, Universe 666 McLeach, Universe 666 Erigor, Universe 666 Cain Knightlord, and Isaak Fernando Von Kemphur - Laney had a HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE


Control Freak was next.

Control Freak (to Nicole): Laney had a HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE. And you'll love the video game monster I'm summoning this time

He summoned THE CRONES from The Witcher III: Wild Hunt!

Nicole: The Crones from The Witcher III: Wild Hunt! Whoa! Those were the toughest of them all in that game and I loved it! Awesome choice!

Control Freak: Thanks.

Nicole: Also yeah that was a terrible nightmare! Laney was in the shoes of famous newspaper reporter Nellie Blie from the early 20th century and she was in a nuthouse and they removed her brain and transplanted it with a psychotic monsters brain and she went on a horrible rampage!

THEY GASPED!

Control Freak: That is terrible!

Gwen Aensland: Yeah that's was horrible! And I read a lot about the famous Nellie Blie! She was widely known as the Lois Lane of the early 20th Century.

Red Tornado: That is really interesting.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was and she documented the Great San Francisco Earthquake of 1906 and that was horrible!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was horrible.

Sunburn: Boy no kidding.

Control Freak: Yeah that's was awful. Lets do it!

Nicole flicked the switches for Control Freak and the World of Kameo and she channeled matrix chakra into her hilt and it formed into an awesome MATRIX SWORD!

Nicole: THE VIDEO GAME MATRIX BLADE!

Control Freak: Perfect for you!

Nicole: Yep. VIDEO GAME STYLE: VIDEO GAME BLADE SLASH!

She swung the sword and fired blades of energy and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.


Weiss, Winter Schnee, IM Weasel, Flynn McCallister, Summer Landsdown, Dillion, Gem, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal, IR Baboon, Prawn, Warrada, Anchor Man, and Asriel Dremurr - Sunny and friends revealed how they got their cutie marks which were really cool


Abis Mal was next.

Abis Mal (to Weiss): Sunny and her friends revealed how they got their cutie marks. It was actually really cool

Weiss: They sure did and it was so awesome hearing about them.

Winter Schnee: Turns out Sunny Starscout and her friends all have more in common with Twilight and Friends than we first previously thought. No doubt about it.

IM Weasel: That is a really amazing and awesome comparison for everyone.

Pinkie PIe: It sure is and it's amazing!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is amazing too.

Featherweight: Yeah that's was really cool!

Sprocket: It sure is!

Abis Mal: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Weiss flicked the switches for Abis Mal and the world of Agrabah and she channeled Jewel Chakra into her hilt and got an awesome Jewel Sword!

Weiss: THE JEWEL BLADE OF AGRABAH!

Abis Mal: Awesome sword!

Weiss: So is this! JEWEL STYLE: DIAMOND STORM OF THE CAVE OF WONDERS!

She swung the sword and fired a massive blast of diamonds and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Applejack, Rodney & Andy, Woody Woodpecker, Nikki, Madison, Yue, Keroberos, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers, Buzz Buzzard, Great Boma Emperor Lagorn, Twist Boma, Centipedenoid, and Centipede Orphnoch - The Stories of Sunny and friends getting their cutie marks is amazing


The Vreedle Brothers were next.

Rhomboid (to Applejack): The Stories of Sunny and friends getting their cutie marks are amazing. You should be proud of them!

Applejack: We all are proud of them and it's really amazing.

Rodney: Yeah it sure is!

Andy: No kidding! Sunny and Friends have come a long way in their journey.

Woody Woodpecker: They sure did amazingly well too.

Apple Bloom: That is for sure there and it's amazing!

Flashwing: Yeah no kidding there!

Octagon: That is so cool! Lets do it!

Applejack flicked the switches for The Vreedle Brothers and Khoros and she channeled Earth Chakra into her hilt and it formed into an amazing sword of Earth.

Applejack: This is the EARTH SWORD OF HONESTY!

Octagon: WOW!

Applejack: EARTH STYLE: ROCKSLIDE OF HONESTY!

She swung the sword and fired massive boulders and the group fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Girl Jordan, Catherine Kasady Carnage, Max Gibson, Misty, Lana, Dawn, Serena, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Oceanus Shenron and Paragus VS Cargill, Steelbeak, Dracula (A Gaggle Of Galloping Ghosts), Hyleg Ourobockle, Berserker, and Yost Chemistro - SHARKNADOES ARE HEADING TO THE CITY!?


Russ Cargill was next.

Cargill (To Girl Jordan): SHARKNADOES ARE HEADING TO THE CITY!? Can they even fucking breathe on land?!

Girl Jordan: I have no idea! But these sharks have been raining down all over the place ever since 45 minutes ago! We have been turning many sharks into shark fillets and sushi and more since then!

Catherine Kasady Carnage: These freak storms just appeared from out of nowhere and have been raining sharks all over the place like plague of locusts!

Max Gibson: This is really freaky! We've been slashing and dismembering sharks all over!

Twilight Sparkle: And it's not just storm clouds they were appearing from but Fire Storms, Lightning Storms, Atomic Energy Storms, Metal Storms, storms of the elemental forces!

Cargill: THAT IS CRAZY! I've never heard of something like this!

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah this is nuts!

Spyro: No kidding!

Cargill: Yeah this is crazy! Lets do it!

Girl Jordan flicked the switches for Cargill and the Blood Sausage Planet and channeled blood chakra into her hilt and she got a blood sword!

Girl Jordan: This is THE BLOOD SWORD OF VENGEANCE!

Cargill: WOW! Scary!

Girl Jordan: So is this! BLOOD STYLE: SLASH BLADES OF REVENGE!

She swing the sword and fired blades of blood and they fired waves of magic and blasted them down.


Jackie, Sophie Krustovsky, Donald Duck, Xion, Mickey, Ventus, Terra, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Bomb Man and Burst Man VS Krusty, Quackerjack, Dark Riku, Key Monster, Toxitea, and Shearfear - BOY We're going to have one helluva huge seafood feast after this and some of the sharks are going to be donated to the fish market


Krusty was next.

Krusty (to Jackie): BOY, We're going to have one helluva huge seafood feast after this. Some of the sharks are going to be donated to the fish market

Jackie: I know! And these are going to be a lot of sharks! But the fish market is going to be happy for all this fish too.

Sophie Krustovsky: No kidding there! All this shark is going to be really piling up for us and to bring in some good money.

Donald Duck: I agree there!

Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure!

King Solar: Isaribi made some money for the Fish market in the Land of the Sea and it was fun for her.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah she sure did.

Amber Morning: At least she won't have an issue with money after today.

Spotlight: That is for sure.

Krusty: Boy no kidding! I hope you guys have a good meal with all this. Lets do it!

Jackie flicked the switches for Krusty and Soda planet and she channeled Explosion Chakra into her sword hilt and it formed into an awesome Explosion Sword.

Jackie: THE EXPLOSIVE BOMBSLINGER SWORD!

Krusty: That is a great sword! (GOOFY LAUGHTER)

Jackie: So is this! EXPLOSION STYLE: BOMB SHOWER OF MAYHEM!

She swung the sword and fired waves of bombs and the group fired waves of light and and blasted them down in a powerful explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!


Rainbow Dash, Ish, Noel, Princess of the Arctic Ocean, Laney Simmons, Crysta, Irena Malloy, Princess Cadance, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Eel, Asbestos Woman, DC Rampage, and Fairly Oddparents Cupid - the One responsible for the Snarknadoes is a mad scientist from Nico's past!?


Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.

Tchang Zu (to Rainbow Dash): The One responsible for the Snarknadoes is a mad scientist from Nico's past!? What's his name?!

Rainbow Dash: His name is Semyon Revoninski and he was a mad scientist that Nico brought to justice 17 years ago and he was a scientist from the Cold War in Russia that was building the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. It was to make Shark Infested Tornadoes. After the Russian Federation cut his funding he vowed terrible revenge on the world and continued his project in secret and was going to use his project to wipe out the entire human race! Nico stopped him back then and locked him up in prison for numerous counts of murder. All his research and experiments were destroyed. But 3 years ago he escaped from prison and is now back for revenge and he is going to start with Nico.

Ish: Yeah this guy is really bad news!

Noel: You thought Crocker was bad, this guy is much worse!

Scootaloo: Yeah he is a monster!

Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding!

Tchang Zu: Boy no kidding! I hope Nico tears him apart! Lets do it!

Rainbow Dash flicked the switches for Tchang Zu and Namek and channeled rainbow lightning chakra into the hilt and got a cool Rainbow Lightning Sword!

Rainbow Dash: This is The SWORD OF THE SEVEN COLORED THUNDERBOLTS!

Tchang Zu: Cool!

Rainbow Dash: Awesome! And this too! RAINBOW LIGHTNING STYLE: SEVEN COLORED THUNDERBOLT STRIKE!

She swung the sword and fired a massive blast of rainbow lightning and the group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Captain America, Sersi (Eternals) Hannah Montgomery, Gaku Hoshikawa, Terramar, Queen Serenity, Sailor Io, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Billy Gilbert and Acid Storm VS Batroc the Leaper, Cyborg Rangers, Thumbskull, Evil Stormy Weather, Yost Blob, and Nereida de Danann - Semyon Revoninski REALLY has it out for Nico and wants to kill the Entire Human Race to get revenge on him!


Batroc the Leaper was next

Batroc: (to Cap) Semyon Revoninski REALLY has it out for Nico. He wants to kill the Entire Human Race to get revenge on him!

Captain America: Yeah no kidding! What a horrible monster! He is really pissed about what Nico did to him!

Sersi: What he is like is much worse than Crocker times 100,000.

Hannah Montgomery: Nico is really tearing about this guy!

Princess Luna: That is for sure and I hope Nico makes sure he suffers for his crimes.

Moondust: Yeah that's is for sure!

Snowdrop: Someone like him deserves no mercy!

Gari: That is for sure!

Blackout: No kidding there!

Batroc: Indeed. Lets do it!

Captain America flicked the switches for Batroc and Dantooine and channeled Red, White and Blue chakra into his hilt and it formed into an AMERICA BLADE!

Captain America: This is the SWORD OF AMERICA PRIDE!

Batroc: Awesome!

Captain America: So is this! AMERICA STYLE: BLADES OF JUSTICE!

He swung his sword and fired red, white and blue blades and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Cody VS Queen Bee Deadman.


Queen Bee Deadman was next.

Cody: This will be great mate!

He fired a wave of energy and blasted her down


Lalatina Ford Dustiness VS Jellyfish Kikkaijin


Jellyfish Kikkaijin was next.

Lalatina Ford Dustiness: Bring it on Jellyfish breath!

She fired a wave of lightning and smashed him down


Robyn Hill VS Flytrigus Phantom Flatoline


Flytrigus Phantom Flatoline was next.

Robyn Hill: Bring it on Flytrap head!

She fired a wave of energy and blasted him down.


Gwen Aensland VS Sea Anemone Demon


Sea Anemone Demon was next.

Gwen Aensland: Bring it on fish face!

She fired a wave of energy and blasted the demon down.


Winter Schnee VS Anna (V)


Anna (V) was next.

Winter Schnee: Bring it on!

She fired a wave of ice and blasted her down.


Andy & Rodney VS TTG Squirrel and Squirrel (Adventure Time)


TTG Squirrel and Squirrel were next.

Andy: Lets bring it on!

Rodney: YEAH!

They fired nuts and smashed them down


Catherine Kasady Carnage VS Maximum Carnom


Maximum Carnom was next.

Catherine Kasady Carnage: This is gonna be good!

She fired a wave of blood and blasted him down.


Sophie Krustovsky VS Dancing Water


Dancing Water was next.

Sophie Krustovsky: Bring it on!

She fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.


Ish VS Centiback


Centiback was next.

Ish: Lets do this! HUT HUT HUT HUT HIKE!

He fired a wave of energy and blasted him down.


Sersi VS Vaatu


Vaatu was next.

Sersi: Lets do it!

She fired a wave of energy and blasted him down!


Dino Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Zi-O Riders, Maria, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hexcurio


Hexcurio was next.

Hexcurio: Holy crap! Nico is really tearing that jerk apart!

Maria: Bro really has a massive score to settle with him!

May: He's got 17 years of pain to dish out on him!

Hexcurio: Boy what a nasty history! Lets do it!

Maria teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Sharknado, they are a massive collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on the sharks in The Sharknado and one blast from the blasters will hurt them badly.

Maria teleported back with them!

Dino Fury Rangers: LINK TO MORPHIN GRID!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!

Zi-O Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed!

They were ready for action!

Maria: Lets get him!

Dino Fury Rangers: DINO FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements and then Hexcurio exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Hexcurio was back into his Sporix Cell form and Eli put it in a pod.

Maria: Hexcurio you have failed this city!

Dino Fury Rangers: DINO FURY VICTORY!

Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win


We regrouped!

Troy: Nico, you did a good job so far.

Tsukasa: But now, we finish this!

Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!

Kamen Ride: Blue Swallow!

Kamen Ride: Black Condor!

Kamen Ride: Yellow Owl!

Kamen Ride: White Swan!

Tsukasa turned into Red Hawk and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!

They turned into the Jetman rangers!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) CHINA BUTTKICKERS 6!

She summoned China White, Universe 666 Drej Queen Susquehanna, Klarion the Witch Boy and Hurricaune the Wolveroid, Deathstorm (DC), and Lightning (Ultimate Muscle)!

We went at Semyon and rest of the sharks and smashed and pulverized them!

Laney: Okay, I think it's high-time we put an end to this storm for good.

Suddenly, Laney's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, leaves, animals, fairies, rainbow fire, plants, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Laney Loud's Almighty Gaia Fiery Mother Nature Jungle Plant Greatsword of Mother Nature Jungle Fiery Justice and Jungle Plant Love from her back, and as she approached The Sharknado, she left rainbow energy, stars, leaves, animals, fairies, rainbow fire, plants, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Laney: We've seen a lot of natural disasters before, but a tornado that also has an army of sharks as well, now that really is crazy. But, be that as it may, there is no way any of us are letting this out of control weather menace get away any longer, this ends here and now.

SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LANEY WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, THE ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, THE ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LANEY GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!

Suddenly, Laney was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, leaves, and rainbow fire surrounding the vortex, there are animals, fairies, plants, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Sharknado: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Laney's massive Laney Loud's Almighty Gaia Fiery Mother Nature Jungle Plant Greatsword of Mother Nature Jungle Fiery Justice and Jungle Plant Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, leaves, and rainbow fire surrounding the vortex, there are animals, fairies, plants, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Sharknado: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Lincoln, The Loud Siblings, and The Loud Parents: INCREDIBLE!

The Sharknado sent another shark at the vortex to kill Laney, but blasts of rainbow fire, leaves, and plants were fired from the vortex, and they hit the shark and it got burned.

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LANEY! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LANEY EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS

Laney grew from 7'9" to 8'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large brown and green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, leaves, animals, rainbow fire, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow fairy, rainbow phoenix, and rainbow angel holding the Nature Kanji in its hands and a leaf emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on fairy earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and green crystal links and a green fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a fairy with green gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with green phoenix and her red scarf, black skirt with leaves and animals on it, black pants with leaves, black ankle-length boots with leaves for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, leaves, animals, rainbow fire, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a fairy, phoenix, and angel with leaves and plants surrounding them and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, fairies, and angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Laney felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with green tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails now have green tips and green markings also grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on brown fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Laney's massive Laney Loud's Almighty Gaia Fiery Mother Nature Jungle Plant Greatsword of Mother Nature Jungle Fiery Justice and Jungle Plant Love and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, leaves, animals, fairies, rainbow fire, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Laney Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gaia Fiery Mother Nature Jungle Plant Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gaia Fiery Mother Nature Jungle Plant Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded green gems and the Goddess of Earth, Gaia etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads with green gems for eyes and a large angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with leaves in between the kanji below the fairy, phoenix, and angel that said, "Laney Loud, Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Joey, Loving Mother of Many Kids, Amazing and Talented Artist, Spice Demon, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Descendant of 17th Century Laney of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Bane, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Hades Izanami, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Gaia, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Master of Nature, Animals, and Rainbow Fire"

レイニー・ラウド、ラウド家の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、ジョーイの愛するガールフレンド、多くの子供たちの愛情深い母親、驚くべき才能のあるアーティスト、スパイス・デーモン、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガン州の救世主、真実不滅のヒーロー、数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、木ノ葉隠れの里の忍、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの多くの支部チームのメンバー、スコットランドの17世紀のラウド湖のレイニーの子孫、ベインの大敵、モラグの破壊者マクラフリンとハデス・イザナミ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの創設者、ガイアの使者にしてチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、自然、動物、レインボー・ファイアのマスター

Laney Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY GAIA RAINBOW FIRESTORM ARTISTIC NATURE FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY GAIA RAINBOW FIRESTORM ARTISTIC NATURE FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY GAIA RAINBOW FIRESTORM ARTISTIC NATURE FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Laney's Super Angel-Fairy-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but before the Sharknado could react, Laney fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, leaves, animals, fairies, rainbow fire, phoenixes, and angels which hit more incoming sharks that got hit hard and Lincoln absorbed them using his Cell Stingers on his tails.

Laney: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Gaia Rainbow Firestorm Artistic Nature Fairy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Gaia Rainbow Firestorm Artistic Nature Fairy Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, time we took down this monster storm and take care of these sharks!

Swassa, Bierk, Skartalas, Siado, and Malvadine blasted and smashed the sharks all over!

Octane, Sandstorm, Nico and Piper used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Nico and Piper's powers, Sandstorm's Sandblaster Gun and Octane's Liquid Flamethrower 100-fold

Nico Chan and Sandstorm: SAIYAN SANDBLASTER SURPRISE

Piper Willowbrook and Octane: FLAMING OCTANE BLAST!

Jeri of the Darkness Lion and Duskmon: DARK LION BLAST!

Raven of the Darkness and Roquefort: DARKNESS CHEESE BLAST!

Kimiko of the Flame and Ssserpent: FLAMING SNAKE FURY BLAST!

Irma Lair of the Water and Demyx: WATER OF CANDRAKAR BLAST!

Sabrina Mason of the Force and Dark Laser: LASER OF THE FORCE SHOT!

Bertrand of the Red Flame and Roman Goodwin: URU CRIMSON FLAME SHOT!

Ripster of the Great White and Abomination: GREAT WHITE FURY BLAST!

Troy of Megaforce and Blizzard: BLIZZARD OF THE MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Jason of Mighty Morphin and Scorcher: FLAMING TYRANNO BLAST!

Lie Ren of the Gun Storm and Gizmo: GUN STORM FURY BLAST!

Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Roller the Panda-Pillbug, Grimlock the Wyvern, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements

Applejack, Nico, me and Eli: EARTHQUAKE FORCE MEGABLAST!

We fired a powerful megablast.

Lincoln: CHAINSAW ELEMENT STYLE: RAINBOW CHAINSAW!

Colette Brunel: CHAINSAW LIGHT STYLE: SHINING CHAINSAW!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): CHAINSAW DARK STYLE: SHADOW CHAINSAW!

Shantae: CHAINSAW MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC CHAINSAW!

They formed numerous chainsaws!

Lincoln and his harem: CHAINSAW FINAL SMASH: CHAINSAWMANIA!

They fired a massive barrage of chainsaws!

Lincoln: Take this!

Lincoln fired waves of water which transformed into sawblades at the remaining sharks and they slit their stomachs open and sent them flying into a wall that cracked and fell apart and they fell flat on their backs. Then, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword like crazy and shredded more sharks like crazy.

BUZZSAW NOISES!

Then, when Lincoln was done, Lincoln was literally covered in shark's blood and more tons of blood and guts were all over the place.

Nicole: Sheesh, you tore them apart, Lincoln!

Then, Lincoln forced all of the spilled shark blood to come to him and he began absorbing all of the spilled shark blood into his body and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done, the place was literally clean and spotless except for the dead sharks all over the place. Laney holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Laney's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve midnight brown and green orbs orbiting around her legs, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Nico: WHEW! Man, did we make a mess!

Laney: I know, right.

Lincoln: We're gonna be needing a huge bath when we get back. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Kronos.

?: Soon, every last human being shall be wiped from the face of this miserable planet.

Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier and it was also infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a barrage of dark energy blasts that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong as the dark energy blasts hit and they were absorbed and they flowed into us and we grew even stronger.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, Kronos, or we will force you out.

A massive imposing and gigantic muscular figure came out, and it was none other than Kronos from the manga/anime series Record of Ragnarok. Suddenly, Sebastian summoned a massive collection of disembodied demonic hands to kill him, but Kronos destroyed them easily with his titanic strength.

Selene Arcangela: You know that wasn't going to work, Sebastian.

Elena Rōzuenjeru: Even summoning disembodied demonic hands wouldn't work. Just leave this one to the professionals. (Under her breath) Amateur.

Suddenly, Elena Rōzuenjeru's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with stars, roses, rose petals, earth, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Kronos, she left black and red energy, stars, roses, rose petals, earth, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Elena Rōzuenjeru: You've got some nerve coming here, Kronos. But, you've made a huge mistake when you came here, we're not going to let you have your way, and for that, I'm going to put you down for good and put you through something far worse than Hell!

Suddenly, Elena Rōzuenjeru was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with stars, earth, roses, and rose petals surrounding the vortex, there are monkeys, phoenixes, angels, and Rosaria, The Stately Fallen Angel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kronos: the red eyes of eternal death.

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Nico: Uh oh, this isn't gonna end well!

Lincoln: You got that right, this is gonna get ugly.

Then, as the vortex faded, Elena Rōzuenjeru emerged, but she was changed forever and the wrath of The Gene-Slammer of Rosaria, The Stately Fallen Angel is about to be unleashed on Kronos from the manga/anime series Record of Ragnarok.

Elena Rōzuenjeru grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black and red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long rose red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, roses, rose petals, earth, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Rosaria, The Stately Fallen Angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on angel earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she also has Rosaria, The Stately Fallen Angel with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her rose red angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rose red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rose red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Elena Rōzuenjeru has on a short-sleeved red shirt, sleeveless rose red open blouse, rose red skirt, rose red pants, rose red legwarmers, red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, roses, rose petals, earth, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Rosaria, The Stately Fallen Angel surrounded by darkness, yellow fire, and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a rose red gem with neon glowing rose red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Elena Rōzuenjeru felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive two sets of black and red angel wings with red tips on the large black and red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long rose red wolf tails with black tips and black markings, Elena Rōzuenjeru has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large rose red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Elena Rōzuenjeru's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, roses, rose petals, earth, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elena Rōzuenjeru's Cosmic Eternal Earth Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Earth Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rose red gems and Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large white angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large white angel heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Elena Rōzuenjeru has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Rosaria The Stately Fallen Angel's head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rose red kanji with roses in between the kanji below Rosaria The Stately Fallen Angel that said, "Elena Rōzuenjeru, Gene-Slammer of Rosaria, The Stately Fallen Angel, Loving Cousin of Yuna Kamihara and Umihana Kamihara, Expert Martial Artist and Great Gardener, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Most Powerful Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Ophanimon Falldown Mode, Despiser and Destroyer of Dark Lola, Destroyer of Kronos, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Roses, Earth, Phoenixes, Angels, and Rosaria The Stately Fallen Angel"

エレナ・ロズエンジェル、ロザリアのジーン・スラマー、堂々たる堕天使、神原優奈と神原海花の愛するいとこ、熟練の武道家で偉大な庭師、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、最も強力な愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、オファニモン フォールダウン モードの大敵、ダークローラの軽蔑者にして破壊者、クロノスの破壊者、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、アンバサダー、宇宙への希望の灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして大地、薔薇、大地、鳳凰、天使、ロザリアのマスター 風格ある堕天使

Elena Rōzuenjeru has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ROSARIA THE STATELY FALLEN ANGEL-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SEISMIC ROSE RED ROSE EARTH ROSARIA THE STATELY FALLEN ANGEL PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SEISMIC ROSE RED ROSE EARTH ROSARIA THE STATELY FALLEN ANGEL PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SEISMIC ROSE RED ROSE EARTH ROSARIA THE STATELY FALLEN ANGEL PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Elena Rōzuenjeru's Super Angel-Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kronos saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Lincoln snapped his fingers and we were on Glaren and Elena Rōzuenjeru fired a massive barrage of black and red energy, stars, roses, rose petals, earth, phoenixes, and angels which hit Kronos and sent him crashing onto the ground, he got back up and he was now really enraged.

Selene Arcangela: Oh man, Elena Rōzuenjeru's transformed, this is gonna end badly for Kronos.

Lincoln: We've seen what she's done to Lola after that little incident at our garden, but what we're going to do to Kronos will make that little incident with Lola is gonna be much much worse than that.

Elena Rōzuenjeru: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Seismic Rose Red Rose Earth Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Seismic Rose Red Rose Earth Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel Phoenix God Angel Love) You said a mouthful. Now, let's get him, Lincoln.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Elena Rōzuenjeru.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I will not allow you to run free any longer, Kronos. You will pay for everything you've done, and you will be sent straight into Oblivion for eternity.

Elena Rōzuenjeru and Lincoln went after Kronos, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Kronos, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Elena Rōzuenjeru also did the same by firing black and red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Elena Rōzuenjeru attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this pissed off Kronos badly.

Kronos: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Kronos went after Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru in a fit of rage, but Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru clashed with Kronos and it was really fierce and they pushed him back. Then, they fired rainbow and black and red energy blasts and Cosmos blasts at Kronos and Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru summon fallen angels to attack Kronos and he was really scarred by their furious attack. Then, Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru punched him hard in the face and stomach as he crashed back first into a wall and landed on the ground on his back, and the stomach blow was indeed a mortal blow.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into the right side of Kronos's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Kronos into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his Combat Expertise, Enhanced Charisma, Supernatural Strength, Supernatural Speed, Supernatural Durability, Supernatural Agility, Supernatural Endurance, Supernatural reflexes, Supernatural Stamina, Supernatural Senses, Biological Immortality, Invulnerability, Space Survivability, and Time Manipulation and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Kronos except for his tunic and knee-guards, and he banished Kronos to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Elena Rōzuenjeru and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Elena Rōzuenjeru's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long rose red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve black and red orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive two sets of black and red angel wings are permanent.

Elena Rōzuenjeru: Burn in Hell forever, you bastard. Thanks for helping me destroy Kronos for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Elena.

Suddenly, Elena Rōzuenjeru wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Elena Rōzuenjeru's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Rosaria the Stately Fallen Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and earth and roses behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Elena Rōzuenjeru sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and roses and earth and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys, and you really did tons of damage on Kronos.

Lincoln: He was just as dangerous as we'd seen.

Nico: He sure was, and in the end, you did it, you and Elena Rōzuenjeru defeated him and you absorbed him, Lincoln, and you and all of us assimilated all of his powers, strength, and abilities.

Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got just the person and perfect for Halloween: Relena Sharimara.

Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) The Troll Queen of Colorado?! Oh man, that is so awesome and very perfect.

Me: And I remember seeing her and you guys are going to love meeting her, Relena Sharimara is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful troll dark angel and queen of a massive troll clan from Denver, Colorado. She's also feared for destroying a rival clan of trolls who hated them and they made a deal with none other than the insane Sebastian Mendez from seven years ago. Unlike regular trolls, Relena was born with incredible powers over darkness, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, mastery over all forms of dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic and superhuman strength, along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of the trolls, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first troll queen of her massive group, and she destroyed the rival clan of trolls who made a deal with Sebastian and drove Sebastian back to The Netherworld like the sore loser he was. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met Lincoln, and she'd discovered his secret: that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with him. She also fiercely defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and this one time, as Lincoln and Relena were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night on a date to show his thanks to Helena for always defending him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of his enemies, Lynn and Lola showed up and tried to kill them, but they were no match for them and they pulverized them and wedgied them by their panties on a tree branch in front of The Loud House, and after that, Lincoln and Relena shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem.

Nico: WHOA!

Lincoln: Yep, she's an awesome force of troll justice and hope.

Luna: Plus, there are also other Legendary Halloween Monster Monarchs for Vampires, Mummies, Demons, Ghosts, Zombies, Goblins, Trolls, Witches, and Frankenstein.

Abis Mal: A lot of sharks are dead now.

Octagon: As Boid would say, we blew them up real good!

Cargill: We should have them for dinner.

Krusty: I should make a new product with them.

Batroc: Some should go to the fish market.

Me: That's what we're going to do. Man we're a mess.

Nico: Just one last thing to do.

Nico then unsheathed his sword and stomped on Semyon.

Nico: You don't deserve to live for one more second!

Nico then channeled black gates energy into the sword and then stabbed him right in his heart and then banished him to the black gates!

Me: There!

Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.

Applejack: (To the viewers) This was a really amazing one.

Nico: Yes it was.

We gathered up all the sharks and carcasses and took them to the fish market after cleaning them up and we got a lot of good money. Then we went back home and made a great meal. Later we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep after a nice shower.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

Sharknado was a freaky one. All those movies were freaky. I added the mad scientist to make it sound more interesting.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Sunny Flare, Universe 666 Midnight Sunny Flare, Sapphire Sunny Flare, Tsunade and Kurotsuchi As well as Universe 666 Lila Rossi, Universe 666 Lich, Kaufmo, Bad End Sunny, Balrog and Lego Bleez and we're going to battle the ghost of sleep Nocturne who is back for revenge and we're going to battle him as he made a dragon go to sleep and is poisoning the skies of Equestria with smoke. We're going to send that ghost to the M.O.E. Dahlia Dragon is going to transform against Nocturne. Also we're going to battle Another Universe 666 Lila Rossi, Universe 666 Lich, Kaufmo, Bad End Sunny, Balrog and Lego Bleez who are the Embodiments of the Alchemy Dopant and Opaline Arcana. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Wire Sponge. And her name is Winona Sponge. No relation to SpongeBob Squarepants.

Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Reggie Kenzaki, Embodiment of Blade King, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Metal Beak who's come back in search of vengeance against us for destroying him years ago.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Connie Jackelstein's home in the north of Gotham Royal York to meet with her parents, but we've got bad news from her parents and her sister, Emily: her jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Carly Jackelstein, has now broken out of prison and she wants revenge on Connie for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Connie, but Connie foiled her plans and she'd gotten her ass kicked hard and the cops were called and she got sent to prison. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE NASTY CATFIGHT! And we're going to meet Relena Sharimara, Troll Queen of Colorado, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful troll dark angel and queen of a massive troll clan from Denver, Colorado. She's also feared for destroying a rival clan of trolls who hated them and they made a deal with none other than the insane Sebastian Mendez from seven years ago. Unlike regular trolls, Relena was born with incredible powers over darkness, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, mastery over all forms of dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic and superhuman strength, along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of the trolls, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first troll queen of her massive group, and she destroyed the rival clan of trolls who made a deal with Sebastian and drove Sebastian back to The Netherworld like the sore loser he was. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met Lincoln, and she'd discovered his secret: that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with him. She also fiercely defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and this one time, as Lincoln and Relena were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night on a date to show his thanks to Helena for always defending him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of his enemies, Lynn and Lola showed up and tried to kill them, but they were no match for them and they pulverized them and wedgied them by their panties on a tree branch in front of The Loud House, and after that, Lincoln and Relena shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem.

The next chapter is gonna be for Gods of Egypt and we're going to battle the evil God of Chaos, Set himself.

See you next time.