Teh camera pans over a dryland (AN:its like an island, but connected to land, there's a lore reason). Then the second camera amazingly cuts the low quality 120px with incredibly obvious cut onto a middle aged man, with black hair, and a really average shaved beard. His outfit is existent, which is clearly evidenct htat he is the world's most hostlike host ever.

"Welcome to Total Drama Is Land!"

He screanms. The brids fly away, but not before spitting down to the crusty old dock that he was standing on, next to the 'Camp Wawawawawawawawawawanawka sign' that wsa so lovingly stuck over a Live, Laugh, Love sign.

"I'm your host, Chrisp E. Mclaen." (AN: His full name is Chrisp Ebacon Mclane, do not steal my host OC)

He waved to the camera, staring with that corpoarate, soulless and soleless look with his ugly fit. His disgusting, raspy voice echoed through the sky, and then rebounded because the ozone layer isn't accepting ugly voices like that 💀

"18 abslolute morons signed up for however long of torment, suffering, pain, tormenter, hell, filth, torment, death, destruction, and tormentest."

He chuckles, but in a creepy sort of sad is tick way. He was truly a devious individual, which personally I do not condone or support or supdone in any way shape form or conspiracy.

"The winner gets a liftimm supply of limited edition expired coupons for McDonalds! Isn't that fantawstic? Amazing? Yeah, I didn't think so either ngl."

He then walks into the water, the camera doing up to 7 zooms (at least 5) depending on what region you are reading this from (the wifi quality is bad up here ok ? ? ? ? ?/ ?/ / / / / send sad emojis pls)

"Now for Drama Total Island!"

Well. Time to try my hand at writing a stupid SYOC to grace this site. To make it as bad as humanly possible, I need equally awful characters! Detail not recommended.

Before submitting, there's a few rules:

1: Mary Sues and Gary Stus are allowed, of course. Don't expect too many, however.

2: Two OCs can be accepted per person.

3: Apps will be sent via DMs.

4: Serious OCs are less likely to be accepted - send someone wild!

And now, I present you, the SYOC app of all time, also to be found on my bio:

Name:

Age:

Stereotype:

Gender:

Sexuality:

Appearance

Skin Colour:

Height/Build:

Hair Colour/Style:

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Clothing:

Anything:

Personality

Personality:

Backstory:

Strengths:

Weaknesses:

Dislikes:

Fears:

Anything Else:

Would they break into someone's house?:

Audition Tape:

Byeeeeeeeeee!