Hello, welcome to my absolute and gross self-insert fantasy adventure in the Naruto World sprinkled with some Assasin's Creed Elements!
Always wanted to write a self-insert and live out my dream of being a ninja/assassin and smooching a certain Uchiha XD
I hope you will like the twists and turns I have planned and give it at least a chance. It's still crack, even if treated seriously.
06/10/23: I have updated the chapters because I'm trying to make sense of the timeline of Naruto, spoiler alert, it doesn't make sense.
Also, Kizashi and Kohana aren't twins anymore, because as I tried to make sense of the timeline I noted that Kizashi and Mebuki had to become really young parents if Sakura was born in the same year as the Rookie 9.
So yeah, not having teenage parents.
Kizashi and Mebuki belong now to Minato and the other parents of the Rookie 9 age group.
I looked at Reddit and apparently, Minato was 19 when he got his Genin Team.
Obito and Rin graduated at 9 from the academy, while Kakashi at 6.
But all three look the same age!
So I made it so that Kakashi has a mentorship with Minato, but when he is not with him on missions he frequents the Academy.
That way he can interact with his age mates and probably future teammates.
This makes Kohana now 9 and Kizashi (and Mebuki) 19.
I hope you are okay with my solution.
Also, check out my DeviantArt to see Kohana in all her glory: empressofthesun/art/Haruno-Kohana-986242412
Enjoy the improved chapters.
Prolog: Awaking
She felt like, she was run over by an angry mob.
Anything hurt.
Even her eyelashes.
How was that possible?!
The young girl struggled to open her eyes and slowly sat up on her bed.
Confused she rubbed her face.
Something was…off.
She couldn't truly explain why she felt like this.
It was on the back of her mind. She could nearly grasp it.
Boom!
The door to her bedroom opened.
A young man with pink hair and blue eyes stepped into her room.
He had a wide grin on his face.
Who-?
Where-?
What-?
"Wakey, Wakey, Imoto-Chan!", he hollered. "You will be late for the Academy!"
At this moment she wanted to say many things.
Who are you?
What are you doing in my room?
What Academy?
But the words that came out were: "Kizashi-Nii! When did you come back from the war front?!"
From the outside, she seemed surprised and happy, on the inside the girl was freaking out.
She had no control over her body! It was like she was a passenger.
What was going on?
Kizashi-Nii or whatever, what does it even mean, gave her a huge grin saying: "Just returned a few minutes ago. I had to check up on my favourite sister, Kohana!"
Kohana?
The name…
Something in her reacted to it.
Like an avalanche memories swept over her.
Years and years worth of it.
It was so much that she hissed at the pain in her brain, holding her head between her hands.
"Kohana? What's wrong?!", shouted Kizashi…her older brother. Yes, he was her older brother, she remembered now.
He kneeled in front of her, petting her knee in worry.
"A bit of a headache.", she could now speak freely.
What a strange awakening this was.
How could she forget Kizashi and herself?
Maybe she had a fever running? You could be confused when you have one.
Yeah, Kohana decided that it was probably it, ignoring the strange feeling of calling herself Kohana.
Something told her…that this was not her normal name?
Does it make sense?
Absolut not.
Will she think more about it?
No.
It turned out she didn't have a fever so their parents made her go to the Ninja Academy, and Kizashi accompanied her. He wanted to spend some time with her after being away for so long.
Kohana felt all fuzzy inside, having such a loving brother, till she remembered what a stupid teasing baka he could be.
Then she hissed at him to go to bed, she could walk alone to the Academy. She didn't need his teasing right now.
Alas, Kizashi didn't listen.
He even insisted on holding her hand while they walked to the Academy.
Was she a baby?
No, she was a grown-ass woman…no… wait, she was nine.
Why did she think she was a grown woman?
The strange happenings didn't stop at thoughts for Kohana.
For a few minutes, she couldn't recognise her parents or the home they lived in, till again her brain was filled with memories.
Now walking with a bubbly Kizashi by her side through Konohagakure, the ninja village hidden in the leaves, Kohana recognised the place…yet somethings were off.
She felt it in her gunt that the Konohagakure she remembered had more stone faces on the Hokage Mountain.
It was also a lot bigger.
And the childish laugh of a blond-haired boy with whiskers marks on his cheeks was missing.
Kohana shook her head, which made her ponytail swish around her back. Other than Kizashi, she had the green hair of their father, while he had got the pink hair from their mother.
She envies Kizashi for his hair colour. Pink was pretty and better than plain green.
Also, her brother didn't need stupid glasses to look.
But on the other hand…the glasses comforted her.
Like it was something familiar, something she knew….from before?
She frowned.
What was that before?
"Can you believe, you will soon take your Genin Exam!", told her Kizashi eagerly, squeezing her hand. "Damn, I remember mine. I was so nervous and hoped I would be with Mebuki in a team. Now my little Imoto will follow her Nii-Chan."
Mebuki?
Who was that again?
In her mind, she saw an adult blond-haired woman wearing a white dress with three red circles, till the image switched to a blond-haired woman with long hair, wearing a Chuunin vest, under it the standard shirt of the Konoha shinobis, a white battle skirt with black shorts under and black ninja boots.
Okay, that was weird.
Just ignoring it.
"We were and are at war Kizashi-Nii.", she reminded her brother. "Yet you only thought about being with your crush on the same team?"
"Hey, you are still little you wouldn't understand. Even if we are at war, love is still important!"
"A girl is more important than winning this damned war?!"
"It's true love! What would you understand, the boys are scared of you, which of course I'm glad about. No boy should get their grappy hands on you!"
For that, she rammed her elbow in his stomach which made him grumble a bit, but her brother was a seasons shinobi, and her little hit was nothing against the punches he had taken from enemy shinobi.
"You are not my boss.", she grumbled at him. "Also I don't care for boys right now!"
"Aww, you make your Nii-Chan so happy, Imoto!"
He had the call to lean down and rub their cheeks together. the younger girl's left eye twitched.
Kohana decided that her older brother was not only a baka, but also a fanboy.
He was 19 didn't he know any shame?
Strangely a pink-haired girl in a red battle dress and a blond girl in purple came to her mind.
Huh?
Why did the pink-haired girl look like she could be the love child of her idiot brother and Mebuki?
The green-haired girl was sick of this…flashbacks or whatever she was having.
It would be a long day, she felt it in her bones.