One day at the Diaz House, Star and Marco were in her room with Star face down on her bed, groaning, while Marco was holding up and looking through a book that was sent by Star's Mother. Star was groaning at the sight of the book, which was apparently named "How to be a Proper Heir to the Throne".
Star:"Ugh...all this time, I'm trying to take my mind off of being Queen one day, and my mom decided to send me that stupid book. It's full of garbage, talking about being a "proper princess" and all that dumb stuff."
Marco:"You might have a point, Star. Might as well just lie about reading it, 'cause what's in here? I think you mom may have gotten scammed."
And that is when Marco showed Star a section in the book he was looking at. It was called "A Princess' Regal Figure." Showing pictures of Princesses being "big", and eating all kinds of desserts, saying that a princess needs a good appetite. It weirded out Star, the sight of it since it didn't make any sense. Her never needed to eat that much, and her figure is fine.
Star:"Where did my mom get this book from anyway?"
Marco:"(looks at the back) It says right here that it came from St. Olga's."
Star:"(gasps) St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses?! AAAAAAHHHHH-(Marco covers her mouth)"
Marco:"Easy, Star! Let's just try to forget about that and try make the most of the day."
Star:"Alright. We do have plans today, right?"
Marco:"Yep. I was thinking-"
But then, that is when they heard some strange noise coming from outside the room, and what sounded like something getting slammed against the side of the house. Heading out into the hall, they walked over to the window and much to their surprise, they looked to see that it was Ferguson, wedged within the window.
Marco:"Ferguson?!"
Ferguson:"(awkwardly) Hey guys."
Star:"How did you get stuck in the window?"
Marco:"Especially since we're on the second floor of my house?"
Ferguson:"Oh. Well, when we were coming over to hang out, so Alfonzo and I decided to try and climb inside."
Marco:"Why didn't you just use the door?"
Ferguson:"Well...we also didn't want to be bothered by your parents, if they were home."
Marco:"They're not. They're on a romantic getaway. Not to mention, my door was unlocked."
Ferguson:"Right, sorry."
Meanwhile, outside the house, Alfonzo had managed to get a ladder which he started to climb up to the window Ferguson was stuck.
Alfonzo:"This is the last time I let him talk me into this."
And that is when he started to push Ferguson's behind with one hand and shoulder.
Alfonzo:"(shouts to Star and Marco) Hey! Just so you guys know, this was not my idea!"
Marco:"We get it, Alfonzo."
Star:"You need help bringing Ferguson inside?"
Alfonzo:"That's be great! Thanks!"
Then, Star and Marco began to help pull Ferguson inside, grabbing both his arms and trying to pull him through. It was easier said than done since he wouldn't budge. And while they struggled, something came to Ferguson's mind.
Ferguson:"So, uh...we doing anything today?"
Marco:"Well, I was just gonna cook up some nachos and watch some movies."
Star:"And I was gonna hang out with a few friends of mine. I'm sure they'll be here soon."
Ferguson:"Oh, cool. Can't wait to be a part of that."
Marco:"(struggling) Yep. No...problem."
They continued to pull until Ferguson just popped right through the window, with Star and Marco managing to land on their butts. It happened so suddenly, that the impact made Alfonzo fall off the ladder outside and onto the Cactus patch down below.
Alfonzo:"Ow-hoow!"
Bringing the ladder back up, Alfonzo painfully climbed up to the window and went in himself, covered from head to toe in cactus spines. And he was not looking the least bit happy with Ferguson and his stupid idea.
Alfonzo:"Ferguson, why do you have to be so...fat most of the time?"
Ferguson:"Hey!"
Alfonzo:"You honestly used to be thinner and cooler!"
Marco:"At least until you decided to draw a face onto your stomach."
Ferguson:"Hey! You guys pressured me into doing that! I got to eat so much! Me getting a little fat was the only way it would work!"
Star:"Come on, guys. Don't fight. Ferguson is nice the way he is, and besides, the stomach face works for him."
Marco:"Sure, Star. Let's just get making some nachos then."
Alfonzo:"Whatever."
After that, Marco's friends began to head down to the living room, Ferguson being a little down from what happened. Deciding to coup with what happened, Ferguson grabbed a chocolate with purple sprinkles from the kitchen before lounging down on the couch. As Marco and Ferguson went into the kitchen to get the nachos and some other snacks ready, a knock was heard on the door, making the two boys peer over to Ferguson, who shyly avoided eye contact, knowing that they were judging him from what he did earlier.
Star:"I'll get it!"
Rushing down to the door, Star opened to reveal that it was Janna, Janna, Starfan13, Brittney, and Kelly. They all looked happy to see Star, except for Brittney, who looked she wished to be anywhere other than here.
Janna:"S'up, Star?"
Star:"Hey, Janna! Hey girls! Ready for some fun today?"
Janna:"Won't be expecting too much fun if we're staying at Marco's house."
Marco:"(shouting) I heard that!"
Janna:"You were supposed to!"
Star:"Come on in!"
Then the girls made themselves into the house, admiring Marco's home a bit, even though a few have been here before...except for Brittney and Kelly.
Brittney:"Well, not the worst place I've been in."
Kelly:"Definitely more different than where I live. More light, less wool."
Janna:"Don't worry. We won't be here long. I'm thinking that we could hang out at the school later."
Star:"Sounds good. You know, Brittney, I'm surprised that you would've wanted to tag along today."
Brittney:"I didn't...I lost a bet."
Star:"A bet? What about?"
Brittney:"(sighs) I was comparing my cheerleading skills with Thomas here..."
Jackie:"And she underestimated how good I got it.
Janna:"So now she has to hang out with us for the rest of the day."
Brittney:"Something I really did not wish for."
Kelly:"Suck it up."
Scoffing at them, Brittney did her signature hair whip in Star Janna's face and walked over to the couch...which wasn't any better than she hoped it would be, since she was sitting next to fat guy who sucked as the school mascot.
Ferguson:"Hey Brittney! How's it-"
Brittney:"Don't talk to me."
Ferguson:"Right."
Star:"(talking to Kelly) You know, I'm actually surprised to see you here, Kelly. Thought you'd be back home."
Kelly:"I figured I'd get a chance to drop by and visit Earth. I really did need some time away from home."
Star:"Tell me about it."
Marco:"(calls out) Snacks are done!"
He and Ferguson walk out with a bowl of nachos and a pizza box of all things.
Marco:"I even had some leftover veggie pizza if anyone wants some."
Janna:"Chip me!"
And with each of them taking some nachos and some pizza, which had spinach, olives, onion, and mushrooms on it, they all chill while watching movies; Marco decides to pick the "El Mariachi" Trilogy to watch.
Janna:"(Reluctantly munching her pizza slice) You sure know to pick 'em, Marco."
Marco:"You talking about the movies or the snacks."
Janna:"Yes."
...She's not a fan of vegetarian. In any case, they were all enjoying the movie, the boys a little too much, talking over a lot of what was happening, much to the annoyance of the girls. As it got to a chase scene, Marco couldn't help but like the bloody thrill that was happening in the scene.
Marco:"Ooh! Did you see that? How he dodged the gunfire and the two thugs shot each other?"
Ferguson and Alfonzo were covering their eyes, not a fan of the mature stuff, since they got scared real easy.
Ferguson:"...Sorry. I missed it."
Alfonzo:"Tell me when it's over."
Brittney:"(annoyed) Would you boys just keep it down? And if it weren't for that cute guitarist, Diaz, you should've picked a better movie."
Marco:"...My house, my rules, Brittney."
The rest of the girls went "Ooooh" by how sassy Marco was towards Brittney, but she wasn't having it. She needed to get out of this house, or she was gonna go nuts.
Kelly:"Hey. You mind if we go check out the human school you guys go to?"
Marco:"Sure. We don't mind."
And there was Brittney's escape. But before they could actually, Star and Marco insisted that they finish their food and the movies.
Brittney:"Get ready to be taken down by my raw talent, Thomas..."
Later on, after a short walk to the Echo Creek High, the teens were just waiting for Ferguson to catch up, as the pudgy guy had made it, drenched in his own sweat.
Ferguson:"(exhausted) Aw man. This is why I always get rides to school."
Star:"Try walking around in a Princess gown. My mom could barely move her feet sometimes with the dress she wears."
Brittney:"Less talk, more walking butterface. Come on!"
They headed inside and walked through the halls before they stopped at the door for the girl's locker room. The three boys were forced to wait outside as the girls headed in.
Janna:"Jackie and Brittney are just gonna get ready for their rematch. They should be changed right away, so don't wait up."
Marco:"Right."
Ferguson:"Welp, I'm gonna head over to the cafeteria to get a snack."
Alfonzo:"Uh, the cafeteria's usually closed during the weekend. How are you planning to get inside?"
Ferguson:"(chuckles) 'Cause I ended up swiping the Janitor's keys. Be right back!"
And with that, Marco and Alfonzo wait outside the locker room, bored.
Alfonzo:"So, uh, what were you guys doing before we showed up?"
Marco:"Meh. Just trying to get Star's mind off a book her mom sent her."
Alfonzo:"What was the book about?"
Marco:"How to be a proper princess. It was putting a lot of pressure on Star, especially since it's from a reform school that Star is terrified of."
Alfonzo:"You think Star's mom will send her to that school?"
Marco:"I sure as heck hope not. I also hope we never have to go there ourselves."
Meanwhile, inside the locker room, Jackie and Brittney had already finished changing into their cheerleading uniforms.
Brittney:"Get ready to get destroyed, Thomas!"
Jackie:"You got some serious competitive issues, Wong."
Star:"Guys, can we at least just have fun while we're here? Kelly is looking to get comfortable here and we got the guys here as well."
Jackie:"Relax, Star. What's the worst that could happen?"
And just then, by sheer coincidence, guards from St. Olga's had come out of a portal and surrounded the girls.
Guard:"Princess Star Butterfly, at the request of your mother, you are to be sent to St. Olga's Reform School of Wayward Princess, immediately."
Star and Janna:"WHAT?!"
Brittney:"What the-?!"
Jackie:"Holy-!"
Kelly:"Oh shoot...!"
And because she hasn't talked all throughout this chapter.
Starfan13:"(looks up from phone) ...What?"
Star:"Why would my mom want to send me to that prison now?!"
Guard:"That is sensitive information. What's important is that you come along now, without any problems."
Star:"Oh. Well, I guess then I have no choice but (whips out wand) NARWHALL BLAST!"
Back outside, Marco and Alfonzo were oblivious to the sounds of screaming, crashing, and blasting going on inside the locker room, as Alfonzo was listening to a podcast Marco was playing games on a handheld device. But soon, their attention finally caught up to them when it seemed like the entire foundation of the school shook violently. And with that, both boys looked at each other before getting back on their feet and rushing towards the door, upon opening it up Marco and Alfonzo were left frozen in shock as the entire girl's locker room was completely destroyed, and the girls were unfortunately nowhere to be found.
Marco was now breathing heavily, beginning to freak out as Ferguson came back with a BLT sandwich in hand, oblivious to everything that had happened so far.
Ferguson:"...What did I miss?"
