Treehouse of Horror XVI It's Halloween again! In this episode Bart gets replaced by a robot in Bartificial Intelligence. Mr Burns invites every man in town to his mansion to hunt them down and kill them like animals in Survival of the Fattist and The town are turned into their Halloween costumes by a witch angry at not getting her reward for best costume in I've grown a costume on your face.
Plot
Opening
Kang and Kodos are watching a boring baseball game where the batter keeps calling time out to practice his swing and the players' wives are on their cell phones.
"They're all on steroids! They look like freaks! Freaks!" said Kang. He grew a miniature head that yelled freaks repeatedly in a squeaky voice until he bit it off and ate it.
"Kang are you eating your tumours again?" said an older female voice.
"No Mother..." said Kang.
"Well I must say how pleased I am that yet again we get to be in the opening short!" said Kodos.
"Yes but we're not in any of the stories you quantum fluctuationating cephalopodic moron!" Kang yelled. "Gah! This game is so boring that the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror probably won't start until Administrators Union Day!"
"That reminds me! We must get Claire a gift!" said Kodos. They drooled over a photo of a blonde woman who was probably one of the writers.
"Enough of this! Activate the accelerator ray!" Kang activated a time increasing ray that sped up time in the baseball arena.
The commentator commented on the very fast play.
"It's still boring! Increase power!" said Kang.
"But that could tear the fabric of the universe!" said Kodos.
"Good! Then finally the Atoms could win..." said Kang. He sped up time further. This created a tornado that became a black hole thingy and sucked up everything in the universe including God! It left nothing but a white void.
"Oh nice moves Spacelax! You destroyed the universe!" said Kodos.
"It'll be fine! I'll leave a note..." said Kang.
He left a post it note reading "Treehouse of Horror XVI"
The opening TV credits began with Homer screaming in agony.
Bartificial Intelligence
Marge was at Patty and Selma's cutting up coupons.
"Oh look! Two videos for one at Blockbusters!" said Patty.
Meanwhile Bart was about to do something extremely dangerous and stupid...
"Hey Lis, bet I can jump in the pool from this bedroom window!" said Bart.
"No Bart! That's extremely dangerous and stupid!" Lisa warned him.
"No it would be dangerous to do it backwards!" said Bart. He fell out the window and landed with a sickening crunch.
Lisa went to see what horrible mess remained of him. "Mom... remember your wish for us never to grow up..." Lisa gulped.
Bart was taken to hospital where Hibbert, who somehow got his job back explained Bart was in a coma.
"At least he's not dead!" said Homer.
"Yes this is great news for me because I get to keep billing you! A Hehehehe!" said Hibbert.
Dr Payne shook his head at Hibbert's greed.
Marge tried to get Bart to wake up by bribing him with a new bike. He wouldn't wake up.
Marge cried.
"Oh this is horrible! The only thing that could be worse is an entire story arc where Bart is constantly being put into a coma!" Homer cried.
Lisa grinned evilly. Bart had had it coming for years for tormenting her and now it was her turn.
Matt Groening coughed sheepishly and ripped up Season 30's folder while Lisa tormented the comatose Bart by poking him with a stick and giving him nightmares.
"Look if having a dead son is so bad you can always buy a robot kid!" said Hibbert.
He gave them a leaflet with a picture of a dog pulling down a robot boy's swimming trunks and pulling out his circuitry and gears.
"Hey that'll be cool! We could confuse him and make his head explode!" said Homer. "This statement is a lie! Does not compute! But if it's a lie, it must be true! And if it's true then it's a lie! Wee woo! Wee woo! (Silly noises) Kablammo!"
"Dead!? You said he was in a coma!" yelled Marge.
"Same thing. Except I get to keep billing you! A Hehehehe!" said Hibbert laughing.
"You said that already!" said Marge.
"Yes but you didn't laugh!" Hibbert replied with a frown while Lisa continued tormenting Bart.
"Lisa, stop that!" Marge turned to her daughter.
...
A Boys R Us truck pulled up at the Simpsons.
Mr Herbert stopped at it. "Oh I've got to call that number! Mmmmmmmm!hmmmmm! Hmmmm!" He giggled because he's a pedo...
In the Simpsons house Raphael set the kid robot up to get him working.
"Now he just needs booting up." said Raphael. He gave the robot kid a kick up the butt.
"Ow! Mom he hurt me!" The robot kid responded in pain by rubbing his butt and went to Marge for comfort.
"Oh! He knows how to push all my buttons!" said Marge hugging the robot.
"And here's how to push his!" said Raphael as he gave Marge an instruction book.
"Now... I'm a father who likes to strangle his kids..." Homer admitted "would that void the warranty?"
"No, absolutely not! Go ahead!" said Raphael.
"Oh good! Why you little!" Homer strangled David the robot boy. He made choking noises despite not needing to breath. "Wow! His windpipe is so responsive!"
"Yeah that's the Model 80s for ya." said Raphael.
Grampa came over to bore everyone.
"Abe this is a robot boy, he is called David." said Marge introducing the robot to Grampa.
"Hi David! I'm Grampa!" said Grampa.
Homer face palmed exasperated.
...
The Simpsons were in the backyard in deck chairs relaxing.
"David is so helpful!" said Marge. David was trimming the bushes into a topiary sculpture.
"And he's great with how he handles Flanders!" said Homer.
Flanders arrived. "Hi diddly-Owwww! My flandoodle!" Ned greeted them but David the robot punched him in the groin.
"Well the implications of having a robot brother are really concerning me! I feel tensed up!" said Lisa. David then gave her a shoulder massage. "Aaaaahhhhh... Concerns gone..." Lisa sighed.
"Why did you get a robot son instead of just replacing him with me?" said Hugo.
"Quiet boy..." said Homer.
...
Meanwhile at Springfield General Hospital.
Bart was deep in a coma in a hospital bed. Suddenly his fingers moved! Then he suddenly woke up yelling "Tah Dah!" then he was confused to be lying in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown. "Huh?" He made a confused face. "What the?!
Bart snuck out of hospital and made his way home somehow.
Meanwhile at the Simpsons. They were having breakfast and Oscar was annoying everyone by getting David to quote Haley Joel Osment.
"Go on say it!" said Oscar snickering.
"I see dead people." said David.
The Simpsons groaned.
David then offered Homer more waffles.
"Yes Mr Roboto!" said Homer. He lifted David's head up as he had a waffle iron built into it. There was a freshly cooked Waffle inside. "David you're the best son a father could ever have and- Uh oh!"
Bart had returned! Dun dun! Dun! "You replaced me with this tinker toy?!" Bart yelled.
"Replace is such an ugly word..." said Homer. "We upgraded!"
"Now Bart, I'm sure we can be good friends!" said David.
"Eat my shorts!" Bart yelled.
"I will comply." David ripped off Bart's shorts and ate them.
Bart was confused and horrified by this spectacle.
"Ha!" I've always wanted someone to do that!" Oscar said while laughing.
"Shut up Oscar..." Bart sighed standing there in his underpants.
David's butt started vibrating and there was a ping as he opened up his butt and retrieved a teddy bear. He gave it to Maggie.
"Oh! Make a bunny rabbit for me!" said Homer taking off his trousers.
"D'oh!" Bart face palmed as David went to comply with Homer's orders.
...
One evening Marge was walking through town with Bart and David for some reason. The song New Kid in Town by the Eagles plays.
Bart picks some flowers for his mom. However Daved rewirers all the wires in town so a building's lights spell out "I Love You, Mom." and the Duff blimp reads "You Rock!"
Bart sighs and shakes his head.
At school Bart shows off by squirting milk out of his nose. Eeeeew!
However David opens a compartment in his head that disperses ice cream cones. Then he squeezed his nose to squirt ice cream onto the cone. Vanilla and chocolate double swirl ice cream. I don't care, that's disgusting David! Eeeeew! Ice cream snot!
The kids all eagerly take an ice cream.
David offers one to Bart. He snatches it and angrily licks it.
Oscar's teddy bear creature Teddy asks for a cone. David tosses him one. He squeezes his nose to squirt snot into it as a green ice cream swirl... Eeeeew!
Oscar makes a disgusted face when Teddy offers him the snotty ice cream.
...
The Simpsons visit the zoo. An elephant trumpets loudly.
"Yes Stampy we're visiting the zoo." said Bart.
Stampy trumpets loudly.
The Simpsons were looking at exhibits.
"I hate zoos! I feel so bad for the poor animals." said Lisa.
"Lisa it's either this or some greedy rich hunter shoots them for fun in the wild..." Oscar explained.
"Fine! But I wish there was another way!" said Lisa.
David was standing perilously close to the edge over looking the lion exhibit.
Bart was watching ominously from the bushes. "Time to take out the trash..." said Bart. He ran at David trying to push him into the lion pit but Daid acted like a spring and sent Bart flying into another exhibit.
Luckily for Bart, this was a peacock exhibit.
"Aaaaaah... stuck down here with some fruity birds!" Bart snickered.
However a peacock resting on the sign got up to reveal it was a mutant peacock exhibit!
A peacock opened its fan for displaying its plumage. It had scorpion tails and eyes everywhere! Then the peacock hissed at Bart and had several tongues! Ay carumba!
Bart yelped. "Is this where stem cells has led us?!"
"No this is Jumanji." said Oscar.
"Oh no! Bart and David are practically killing each other! We have to do something Homer." said Marge.
...
Homer was driving someone somewhere and giving a heartfelt goodbye. "I hope you find it in your data banks to forgive me." We think he's taking to David but he's talking to Bart. Yes he's getting rid of Bart...
"Dad what are you talking about..." Bart sighed.
"David... and your mother agree that we're better off without you. Goodbye." Homer throws Bart out.
"We're still going to mall right?! And the toy store?!" Bart asked as he drove off.
"No toys!" said Homer.
...
Bart was wandering the wilderness. "Stupid Homer! There should be a law against abandoning your children!" Um there is...
Bart screamed at something.
"Do not be afraid! We are peaceful robots! We were abandoned for being obsolete! Why are you here fellow android?" A robot hedge trimmer asked.
"I'm not a robot! I'm a human boy!" said Bart.
"A human?! Pray, can you tell us what feelings are?" said the robot hedge trimmer.
"I said I'm a human not a girl..." Bart sighed.
...
The robot legs were dancing while a robot DJ played funky music. Bart and the other robots kept warm by a fire.
"I think it's time we all powered down for the night to conserve our batteries." said the robot hedge trimmer.
The robots turned themselves off.
"Can I stay with you guys tonight?" Bart asked.
"Of course. And maybe someday you'll teach us how to love." said the robot hedge trimmer.
"Yeah probably..." said Bart. Probably not! "What did you used to be?"
"I was a hedge trimmer. I could trim hedges at three different heights. But I could not love." said the hedge trimmer.
"I get it! Your life sucks! Goodnight..." said Bart.
The robots who hadn't powered down eventually did so.
...
Meanwhile at the Simpsons!
"You what?!" Marge gasped. "I told you to get rid of David! We don't need an expensive robot now that Bart's back!"
"Hey David's a much better son!" said Homer.
"But that's not how the story goes! We get our ill mannered son back, get rid of the cute robot who has started to learn how to love and be human and then in sadness he goes on a desperate and pointless quest to find the Blue Fairy in a vague Pinocchio reference! The end!" Marge rants while Hugo gobbled down a bucket of fish heads.
"That's a horrible ending! Bart gets to come back and torments us and poor David gets shafted?!" Homer gasps.
...
The next morning in the wilderness.
"What the F prompt?! We've been harvested!" said the hedge trimmer.
"My plugs!"
"My servos. The kid shafted us!" said a lady robot.
"He peed on me..." said a robot urinal.
"Well you are a urinalbot..." said the hedge trimmer.
"Lavatron." The urinal corrected him.
...
At the Simpsons Homer was shooting David for some reason. The doorbell rang.
"Hey! It's Bart! He came back!" said Homer nervously.
"You told me he was at culinary school!" Marge explained.
"You wanted to believe the lie..." said Homer.
Bart crashed through the door. He had a kick ass new robot body. "I'm hooooome!"
"Cooooool!" said Oscar admiring his robot body.
"Is that you, my conjoined twin brother?" Hugo inquired.
"Now to destroy the one who did this to me!" said Bart.
"To get me you'll have to go through your father-" said David picking up Homer but Bart sliced them both in half with his buzz saw.
"Awwwww! My good pants..." Homer groaned.
"Did not see that coming." Hugo commented.
...
Some time later Homer was surgically attached to David's legs. Everyone was relaxing as robot Bart lied on one of the sun beds drinking and Homer was cooking something on the barbecue.
"Well I'm just glad we can be a happy family again." said Marge.
"Well I having stubby robot legs and a butt that's not equipped for an adult diet..." Homer groaned.
His robot legs collapsed under him,
The end!
"Dad! Dad!" Wake up! You're not a robot!" Lisa called. Homer woke up in his room to find that story was just a dream.
"You were just dreaming! You're actually possessed by the devil!" said Marge.
"The power of Christ compels thee!" An Italian priest throws holy water onto Homer.
Homer's head rotates and he growls while climbing the walls.
Marge sighed. "I'll call work and say you can't come in..."
Homer falls off the ceiling onto his bed. "Hehehehe! Suckers!"
Plot 2
Survival of the Fattest
A limo pulls up at the Simpsons house and a man gets out and delivers a letter.
"Ooooooh!" Homer took the letter. "Uh... I can't read..."
Bart laughed at him. Homer growled.
"Homer Simpson, you are invited to a hunting party at Mr Burns's country estate. Parenthesis sinister laugh closed parenthesis." said Marge reading the letter.
Hugo ate a bill letter. Then burped.
"They are called brackets..." Oscar seethed as he sipped from his cup of tea while holding a saucer in the other hand.
"Please don't go Dad! Hunting is cruel!" said Lisa.
"Sweetie, animals don't feel pain! It was proven by those scientists at Black Angus..." said Homer.
"That was a restaurant... and those were waiting staff doing a Nutty Professor night..." said Oscar.
"No fair! Dad gets to go hunting but I shoot one bird and I have to go to a psychiatrist..." said Bart annoyed.
"He still thinks that hobo was a bird..." Marge sighed.
"Cooooool! What was it like Bart?!" Oscar asked.
"You killed a hobo?!" Hugo asked in disbelief. "Could I eat him?"
"No Hugo that's cannibalism..." said Lisa.
"Oscar! Bart was very ashamed and traumatized by what he did and won't ever do it again!" Marge told Oscar off.
"I wasn't asking you lady..." Oscar replied angrily.
Marge muttered.
"Well Bart?" Oscar asked.
"Okay so apparently I shot a hobo. It was either jail or a stay at a lunatic hospital... I just got released." Bart explained how he shot a hobo.
"Can I eat the hobo?" Hugo asked.
"No Hugo..." everyone sighed.
...
Homer and several other men were at Mr Burns's estate eating and drinking in his dining room.
"Sure nice of Mr Burns to invite us over for dinner eh Lenny?" said Carl.
"I hope he made lotsa spaghetti!" said Lenny. I'm putting the crap dialogue from Hotel Mario in it XD.
Homer winced.
"What do you think his motive is?" Carl asked.
"Ulterior." said Lenny helping himself to food from the platters.
Suddenly Mr Burns arrived. "Perhaps you're all wondering why I have summoned you here?" Mr Burns asked.
"It's a timeshare! Oh god it's a timeshare! Well bad news pal! I have bad credit so jokes on you!" said Moe.
"No... I am hunting an unusual quarry tonight, you might say a most dangerous game..." said Mr Burns in a sinister manner.
"A dangerous game... hmmmm! I wonder what it could be..." said Barney. The others pondered too.
There's head mount shields for mounting heads on walls behind each of them with their names on.
"I am of course hunting all of you!" said Mr Burns. "But of course since I'm too kind I'll give you a five minute head start of running! Now go!" said Mr Burns.
"Five minutes of running? Feh! Shoot me now!" said Comic book guy. Mr Burns shot him dead.
The other guests were horrified.
"Well that broke the ice." said Mr Burns. "Who's next..."
Everyone fled.
"Uh excuse me! What gives you the right to do this?" The blue haired lawyer asked.
"I don't know, you tell me. You're my lawyer after all!" said Mr Burns.
"Well you enjoy hunting and you have stated killing people is part of your religion. I think I can cook something up..." said Blue Haired Lawyer.
After the other guests were long gone Mr Burns was alone with his lawyer.
"There, this should hold up in any court room!" said Blue Haired Lawyer.
"Excellent!" said Mr Burns before shooting his lawyer.
...
Mr Burns then drove out of his mansion in a jeep.
"I smell fear.., mixed with... curry!" said Mr Burns.
"Yum! Curry!" said the invisible narrator.
"Uh oh!" said Apu in a bush. Mr Burns shot him. "Agh! I'm dying! But I will reincarnate!"
Apu died but came back as a rabbit. "Ha! You can't kill a Hindu!" However he got his tail caught in a bear trap. "Agh! Help me Jesus!" he cried.
Mr Burns was chasing Homer in his jeep shooting at him when titles of a tv programme of some sort appeared.
"Welcome to another episode of World Series of Manslaughter!" said the announcer.
"Oh no! Dad's gonna be killed! Lisa gasped.
"Good." said Hugo as he hates his father.
Lisa frowned at him.
"I knew something was up when I saw this week's TV guide!" said Marge. They gasped as it had a picture of Homer running forbhis life on it.
Bart came in. "Cooool! A violent TV programme! Hey Dad's on TV!"
"We have eyes Bart..." said Lisa.
Meanwhile at Mr Burns's estate.
Two sports commentators were commenting on the action.
Probably John Madden and Summerall. Oh wait they're still on a bus with Vincent Price...
In the background Mr Burns was chasing Krusty and shot him!
"Dying is just like golfing. Except in golf-dah! Gah!" Krusty tried to make a terrible joke but Mr Burns shot him repeatedly.
"Awwww now that's kind of showboating that turns you off the sport!" the commentator complained.
"Nooooooo! Krustyyyy!" Bart cried. He sobbed loudly.
Marge comforted him.
"On a lighter subject, I fancy a curry..." said Oscar.
...
Homer was running for his life. "Oh god! My boss is trying to kill me! Oh god! My boss is trying to kill me!"
"Pssst! Up here Homer! Mr Burns is coming!" said Carl. Most of the survivors were hiding in a tree.
"Uh okay." Homer tried to climb up but his weight bent the tree and catapulted the others away.
"Oh you fat ass!" Moe yelled.
Mr Burns expertly shot them all down except Moe who got skewered on a weathercock.
"Agh! I'm dying!" Moe groaned. "Oh well, better check out this scratch card I had in my pocket. He scratches the scratch card. "One million dollars?! I'm rich! Woohoo! Now if I can just get outta here alive-Gaaaaah! Eck!" However his fortune was crushed literally as Wiggum squashed him.
At home Hugo winced as he watched Wiggum's corpse squash Moe.
"Mom! Mr. Burns is going to kill Dad!" said Lisa.
"See? Told you that greedy old gargoyle need s to be put down..." said Oscar frowning.
Marge sighed.
Bart was sobbing.
Hugo was eating a hobo's leg.
"Where the heck did you get that from?!" Oscar yelled.
"I should have known something was wrong when we got this week's TV guide." said Marge. The TV guide shows Homer being chased by Mr Burns.
Lisa gasped.
"This is boring. I wanna want Jerry..." Oscar groaned.
"Oz... Dad is being hunted down by Mr Burns!" Lisa sighed.
"So?" Oscar asked.
"Must Flee TV." said the TV Guide. Apparently it's sentient now.
Hugo winced.
Oscar sighed and went upstairs to play video games or something.
...
Homer and the survivors were at a fire trying to keep warm.
"I'm scared Carl!" said Lenny.
"Me too." said Carl.
Homer was chewing on a bone.
"Homer it's only been six hours and already you've resorted to cannibalism!" Carl was concerned by Homer as he was eating Professor Frink. Frink's skeleton lay nearby.
"There's bananas in that tree..." Lenny explained pointing to a bunch of bananas.
"Um they're looking a little green..." said Homer.
Suddenly a bi plane flew at them and gunned them down. Mr Burns was flying it, duh!
Carl and Lenny were killed!
"Ugh! Carl I'm dying..." said Lenny.
"What's heaven like?" Carl asked.
In heaven Lenny saw loads of angelic Carls. "Come on Lenny! We'll be late for work!" said the Carl angels.
Lenny died in peace.
Skinner died too.
"Oh great the one guy keeping us survivors alive!" Homer groaned.
"It's true! I was in Nam! I was keeping this dwindling group alive!" said Skinner as he died.
"You're still a mommas boy." said Homer.
"I am not!" Skinner argued.
A pink hippo fairy zapped him with her wand. He turned into a baby but with his usual grown up head. "Now you are.
Baby Skinner pooled his diaper. "Hey! You made me do a poopy!"
...
At the Simpsons house late at night.
"Kids I know it's way past your bedtime but Mommy is going out to rescue Daddy." Marge was equipping herself with enormous guns like Ripley was in Aliens (Alien 2 it should be!).
"But we'll need a babysitter then!" said Lisa.
"I know dear that's why Aang, that terminally ill bald kid from Avatar the Last Airbender is babysitting." said Marge.
"Mrs Simpson I'm nit terminally ill... I'm a Buddhist monk and in my culture it is customary to shave one's head..." said Aang.
"Well be good everyone." said Marge.
Once she was gone. Aang discussed his world of the four elemental nations.
"There are four basic elements: earth, air, fire, and-" said Aang.
"JELLY BEANS!" Oscar screamed with joy.
Aang grimaced. "No... not jelly beans..."
It was soon daylight. Mr Burns was getting impatient trying to find Homer.
"Come on Simpson! You're not that smart enough to evade me!" said Mr Burns.
"Yes I am!" said Homer.
Mr Burns turned round to find Homer mocking him by making chicken sounds and waving his arms about. Mr Burns shot him!
However this wasn't Homer, it was Barney's corpse!
"Hehehehe! Fooled them with the corpse of my best friend!" said Homer standing in a tree in his underwear working Barney's corpse like a puppet. He made a high pitched giggle.
However he fell out of the tree and landed on his head with an awful crunch.
Homer heard a gun being cocked.
"Is there room in the head bag Smithers?" Mr Burns asked.
"I can make room sir." said Smithers as he threw away Sea Captain's head.
However just as things seemed dire for Homer, someone clonked Mr Burns and Smithers. They fell unconscious as Marge stood over them holding frying pans.
"Marge! You saved me!" Homer was glad to see his wife. Marge was cross with him though and hit him with a frying pan. "Ow! Why did you do that for?" Homer groaned.
"That's for staying out late for eighteen hours and not calling me!" Marge explained.
"Awwww! I can't stay mad at you when your frying pans smell like sausages and onions..." said Homer.
"And I'm just glad you're alive!" said Marge. They started snogging and having sex. Eeeeeew!
The commentators commented on this.
"Looks like another Treehouse of Horror story ends on the tender act of love Brad." said a commentator to his colleague.
The end!
The Simpsons were in the living room.
"That story was just weird!" said Lisa.
"And it didn't have a nice ending! Krusty's dead!" Bart sobbed.
"There there. It's only a Treehouse of Horror episode! He'll be fine the next episode!" said Marge.
Plot 3
I've Grown a Costume on Your Face!
It is Halloween in Springfield town one night so they're holding a competition for best costumes outside the mayor's office.
The Simpsons turned up in costume. Marge was a skeleton, Homer was a headless person holding their head, Bart was a werewolf, Lisa was Einstein, Hugo went has himself because he was scary enough already, Oscar went as a clown and Maggie went as a witch.
"Look at all the costumes everyone's wearing this year! Grampa went as a gorilla, Sideshow Mel is Spider-Man and oh, Nelson went as a raccoon!" said Lisa.
"I'm not a raccoon! I'm the Lone Ranger! I couldn't afford the hat!" said Nelson.
"That's not even a mask! That's axel grease!" said Bart getting grease on his finger from touching Nelson's black eyelids.
"Don't listen to him silver! Hi ho silver! Awaaayyyy!" Nelson had a toilet brush pretending it was a horse...
"Well Hugo doesn't even have to try to find a costume, he's scary enough already." Werewolf Bart shivered.
Hugo rolled his eyes.
"Poor Hugey..." Oscar squealed.
Marge from Treehouse of Horror IX saw Skeleton costume Marge. "Aaaaaagh! A skeleton!"
The current Simpsons in spooky costumes rolled their eyes.
"Mom you're even scared of the Spooky scary skeletons song..." Treehouse of Horror IX Bart dressed as the Frankenstein's monster sighed.
"That song is pretty scary." said Homer wearing Snake's hair.
"Lisa, Einstein isn't spooky..." Werewolf Bart sighed at Einstein Lisa.
Lisa scoffed. "Zis ist not ein gut night for science!"
Clown Oscar laughed.
Former Mayor Quimby's as Mayor McCheese and current Mayor West dressed as Batman had an announcement.
"Oh counld I do this announcement Mayor West? I sure miss being the mayor asked Quimby.
"Sure my burger headed chum! You are the best cheeseburger mayor that ever lived!" said Mayor West.
"Attention people! Now for the runner up for best costume is... Dr Hibbert as Blacula!" said Mayor McCheese Quimby.
"What so just because I'm black and I'm Dracula that makes me Blacula?! Pffft! My wife Bernice said don't go as Dracula but I said, Bernice this is the twenty first century!" Hibbert ranted.
"Dracula can't swallow this racism!" said Red Foxx Dracula from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
...
"Get him the standard racist apology money, it's in the top draw..." said Mayor McCheese Quimby to his goons. "And now for the other finalists! This hideous witch!"
There was a witch cackling madly and holding a cat. He eyeball popped out so she had to put it back. "Gahahahaha!"
"Here's your prize! A twenty five cent coupon at the Kwik e mart!" said Quimby.
"Ha! Sucker! Twenty five cents won't even buy you half a granola bar! I exaggerate but my prices are really insane!" said Apu as R2D2.
"Why thank you! I've never won a prize before!" said the witch.
"Wait, please tell us which of our beloved regulars you are! Lindsey Naegle? Helen Lovejoy? Crazy old Jewish man...?"
"No I'm right here dressed as my brother Ernie... Ach! I miss him so much..." said Crazy Old Jewish Man.
"Well uh this awkward. I'm not wearing a costume! I'm a real witch!" said the witch.
"Hey that's cheating!" said Carl as an Egyptian mummy.
"Burn her! ... gift certificate." said Spider-Man Sideshow Mel.
"Since you're not technically in costume you can't win a reward!" said Quimby taking her gift certificate.
"Rescind my award will ya?! You'll all pay! All of you! And your little dog too!" The witch warned them as she got on her broom.
Toto cowered and whined.
"Eye of newt, scum of pond! Become the guise you don!" said the witch casting a spell.
"Speak English!" Homer yelled.
"I'm turning you into your costumes..." said the witch.
"Well are you gonna talk or are you gonna do it..." Homer asked rudely.
The witch turned them into their costumes.
Homer became literally headless and had to catch his head. Marge became a skeleton, Nelson became a raccoon. "I'm not a raccoon! I'm the Lone Ranger!" Nelson as a raccoon yelled.
Disco Stu who was himself with an arrow straight through his head had his injury become real. He bled out of his head as the arrow became a real one lodged straight through his brain.
"Oh! Disco Stu should have gone as Marylin McGoo! Oh!" Disco Stu groaned as he bled to death.
Patty and Selma who went as two halfs of a pantomime horse were turned into horrific horse hybrids. Their horse halfs galloped them away in panic.
"Good luck getting those deposits back on those costumes. Gahahahaha!" said the witch before flying away. Everyone groaned as they were turned into their costumes.
...
"Seymour! I told you not to go as GI Joe!" Agnes Skinner was dressed as Little Bo Peep.
"I'm fine Mother! uh oh!" He looked in the front of his pants... uh... I don't get...
"Action figures don't have wieners..." Bart explained.
Moleman was a mole! XD! "That's not fair! I wasn't in costume!"
Clown Oscar laughed.
"Look st me! I'm a strapping young gorilla!" said Grampa as a gorilla swinging about. However he fell and seriously hurt himself. "Oh! My hip is shattered! Somebody help me!"
Dracula Hibbert arrived from his bat form. "Off to the gorilla hospital!" He flew off with Grampa.
"That's it. Suck out the poison... no wait! Aaaaaaghhhh!" Grampa screamed as they flew away.
"Dracula don't suck! Dracula scrape and lick! Blellelelele! Scrape and lick! Blehlelelelele! etc." Dracula tried to explain.
Bart winced.
Disco Stu with an arrow through his head was bleeding out.
"He went as Steve Martin." said Einstein Lisa.
"That old guy from Father of the Bride and Cheeper by the Dozen?" Oscar asked baffled.
"Well yes, you kids are probably too young to remember his days in stand up comedy playing a banjo. But yes he is grumpy old timer in comedy movies..." Comic Book Guy as Jabba the Hutt sighed.
"Okay I really should have picked a better costume..." said Gil as a ghost. an actual ghost...
"That's just creepy..." said Lisa.
Timmy Turner arrived from a portal. "Uh..." He saw everyone suffering from being turned into their costumes... "Uh I had nothing to do with this, honest!"
"Yeah suuuuuure..." said Cosmo in a sassy manner.
"This was also the plot of an episode of Buffy and I think a Goosebumps book..." said Werewolf Bart. He was scratching himself. "Oh now I have fleas!"
Also Timmy's parents decided to be weird... again...
"Hi Timmy! I'm going trick or treating dressed as your mother!" said Mr Turner.
"And I'm Dad!" said Mrs Turner.
"And I am off to therapy!" Timmy said freaked out.
Bart winced also unnerved by Mr and Mrs Turner's antics.
"We should probably get home, Gil as a ghost is just plain disturbing..." said Skeleton Marge.
...
The town was in ruins and chaos. Bart was in a tree howling. Some dogs were eating Mayor McCheese Quimby. "I am not a happy meal right now..."
Oscar laughed at him.
Willie was attacking Martin who was a fairy.
"I keep telling you I'm Oberon! King of the fairies!" said Martin.
"You're a big bad bug that needs to be taken down!" Willie as a can of bug spray sprayed Martin to death.
At home.
The Simpsons eat dinner. Bart is tearing violently at his steak.
"Bart stop that! You might be a werewolf but that's no excuse for bad table manners!" Marge scolded him.
"Mom are you not eating?" Lisa as Einstein asked.
"Well sweetie, I an a skeleton now... I have no guts!" said Marge.
A studio audience laughed.
"It's a nightmare for me eat and drink too!" said Homer's head.
"Well should have picked a costume that doesn't cause unfortunate transformations.." said Oscar as a clown.
"Oz this is no one's fault! except that mean old witch!" said Lisa in a heavy German accent.
Later Bart fell in a bad crowd by hanging out with other werewolf kids.
Marge sighed as he was out hanging about with Eddie Munster and Kyle the confused babyfur OC who's artist some times draws him human so I am assuming he's a werewolf...
Kyle who is a lot more wolf like, Ie he has a big, round, wet, shiny, black wolf nose was sniffing the sidewalk.
Bart was eating rats.
"Hmmmmm... I don't like Bart's new friends..." said Marge.
"You didn't like his old friends... except Milhouse..." said Clown Oscar.
"Cooool! I want to go as a Jack-o-Bit this Halloween!" said Timmy Turner.
"But Sweetie! Those are the bad guys!" said Wanda.
"Yeah but they're cool." said Timmy.
Oscar frowned. "Timmy is Hitler cool..."
"Oz seriously! Do not play that card every time someone admires a movie or cartoon villain!" Hugo yelled.
...
At the Simpsons house Marge as a skeleton was trying to do the laundry but Snowball II was stuck in her rib cage.
"Mmmmmm! My rib cage is not a scratch post!" Marge sighed as the cat meowed.
Oscar laughed.
Lisa as Albert Einstein was studying. "Oh verdamned! I can't break zis spell!" said Lisa in a German accent.
"Lisa can you keep an eye on your father?" Marge asked.
"Oh sure! That's an excellent idea! Have the genius look after an idiot head!" said Lisa sarcastically.
Homer's head was trying to drink beer but it leaked out from under his head. "Ohhhhh! D'oh! Awwwww! Damn it!" He groaned every time he tried to drink up the beer and it came out again.
Maggie dropped her pacifier. She used her magic wand to collect her pacifier with magic. She giggled and clapped.
"That's it! Maggie is a real vitch now! She can reverse the spell!" said Lisa.
Bart as a werewolf jumped on the kitchen table.
"I don't want her to reverse the spell! I can eat rats and howl at the moon all night!" said Bart. He swallowed a rat and howled.
"Eeeeugh!" Hugo groaned.
Something large smashed through the kitchen wall.
"I don't want to be changed back either!" said Milhouse as a bulldozer. "I can now pull horses out of the mud and girls will like me!"
A skinny Wiggum arrived.
"And I'm Jared from Subway now! Sure I'm sexually ambiguous but look how much weight I've lost!" said Wiggum.
"You are not sexually ambiguous you sick twisted fruit!" Clown Oscar shouted at him angrily before storming off.
Everyone glared at Wiggum.
"Oh boy..." said Wiggum.
...
"Don't listen to them Maggie! Maggie?!" Marge asked as she had vanished somewhere.
Maggie was flying in the air on her broom.
"Maggie please change me back! This bumblebee has developed an unhealthy obsession with me!" said Ned as a flower. Bumblebee man as an actual giant bee gave him a bouquet of flowers. "I don't want flowers! I am a flower!"
"Hehehehe! Stupid Flowers..." said Homer.
"As ApuD2 I can go either way! (Bad R2D2 noises)" said Apu as R2D2.
"I'm a sewer clown!" said Oscar as a clown hiding in the sewers. "We all float down here...!"
"Sewer Clown?! Ugh! That's worse than being a flea ridden werewolf..." said Bart scratching himself because of fleas.
"Wait! I change my mind! Change me back Maggie! Agh! Where are you talking me Eddie? Lou?" said Jared Wiggum as his colleagues as cats arrested him.
"Same place all sick child molesting monsters go! To jail!" said Eddie.
The two sides argued whether Maggie should change them back or not.
Maggie confused decided to turn them all into giant pacifiers. Then she flew off into the the night as the Bewitched theme played.
"Well, bears being Moe I suppose." said Moe. "We had a great Halloween this year! But for one group of people every day is Halloween. I'm talking about adult illiterates. For them, reading the morning newspaper is far more horrifying then any ghoul or goblin!"
"So donate a children's book or something!" said Lenny.
"Or donate to your local adult illiteracy charity." said Dennis Rodman as a giant pacifier...
"Dennis Rodman?! What are you doing here?" Moe asked.
"Working off a speeding ticket." said Dennis Rodman.
"Well don't drive so fast then... speed kills..." said Oscar as a pacifier.
"Happy Halloween everybody!" Everyone cheered.
Maggie zapped the end credits as music from Bewitched played.
The end!