Hi! This is another Kid vs. Kat fanfiction from me! Sorry for my grammatical mistakes, English is not my first language! The characters are belong to Rob Boutilier. Agent Moonbeam is my OC.
It's been a few days since Coop and his friends defeated the alien cats. Coop and Kat are still fighting each other.
He tried everything to get back Fiona's memories, but he wasn't successful. Fiona doesn't hate him, she just thinks he's weird and they hang out much less together then they used to.
Coop and Dennis talked in the brown-haired boy's room while playing video games.
Coop: I had enough Dennis! I have long since put up with the fact that no one believes me, but I can't stand that Fiona doesn't believe me!
Dennis: I still believe you!
Coop: Ok, but you're not a girl, and you're not Fiona.
Dennis: Oh, I see. You think I'm an useless ally.
Coop: No, just finally I met a girl who is pretty, funny, sporty and believes that Kat is an alien and then a laser destroys everything.
Dennis: Coop, you know I like Fiona too as a friend but that's just the way it is. Nothing lasts forever. You have to move on her! There are so many girls in Bootsville! What about
Charlene? She likes you too, and I saw that you are not indifferent about her.
Coop: Charlene just like me because I've become the captain of the school soccer team. By the way I've never really liked her, I just wanted to be cool in front of her, because she's the most popular student in our school and she's really gossipy.
Meanwhile, a mysterious woman rang the doorbell of Old Lady Munson. Her wavy blonde hair was tied in a ponytail. She wore a similar outfit to the greeeny girls, only hers wasn't so green. She also has a baseball cap on her head and covered her eyes with sunglasses. Ms. Munson opened the door for her.
OLM: What do you want here?-Ms. Munson asked the woman angrily. Despite this, the woman tried to speak to her calmly, pretending that Old Lady Munson didn't even yell at her.
?: Good afternon, I'm Eve Harrison from the forestry- she showed her ID card - and you must be Sierra Elizabeth Munson. I want to ask about the forest behind your house, was there an explosion there a few days ago, did you see or hear anything? Do you have any idea who it might be?
OLM: I didn't see it, I didn't hear anything, but it must have been juvenile delinquent Burtonburger! This is everyday for him.
Eve: What? Is he blasting every day?
OLM: Yes, he should be in a correctional facility a long time ago. He worse than his father, he only destroyed my window and my garden gnomes, but this hooligan, he breaks down the fence, he used to destroy my house too, even my whole gate, and their own house too, and if that wasn't enough, he even seduced my niece and got her involved in these bad things.
Eve: Is your niece here right now?
OLM: No, she isn't.
Eve: Thank you, Ms., Munson!
The woman continued her investigation at the Burtonburger house and rang their doorbell. Mr. Burtonburger opened the door as it was Friday afternoon, so he was at home.
Eve: Good afternoon! I'm Eve Harrison from the forestry-he showed her his ID too-you must be...-he looked down at his paper and was amazed at how stupid the man's name was.-Burton Francis Burtonburger.
Burt: You seem so familiar to me, have we meet before?
Eve: Yes, we just did it.
Burt: No, I mean in the past.
Eve: I don't think. By the way in the forest behind your house we discovered traces of an explosion, there are many large holes in the ground,as if a lot of meteors had hit. Don't you hear or see something?
Burt: I do not know anything about it. I worked out with my cat.
Eve: With your cat?
Burt: Yes.
Eve: Okay. Maybe your son knows, I talked to your neighbour before I came to you. Is he home now?
Burt: Yeah, you know Coop has quite a lot of imagination and often gets too involved in the game and that's why he causes trouble.
Eve: Mr. Burtonburger, I don't need your excuses, you won't get into trouble, I promise, if you just tell me the truth.
Burt: Ok, I think you're not going to leave here until you've talked my son.-Burt was still examining her with his eyes.-I know where we met, at the last swap meeting, there was a woman named Eve Harrison.
Eve: It's impossible, because I don't even know what is this "swap meeting"and as special a name as you have, I would surely remember you.
Burt: It's an event where we swap things, I have Swap shop, that's why I was there.
Eve: Oh right, but Can I talk to you son, please?-Burt went up the stairs, and he opened the door to Coop's room, but since he and Dennis were wearing headphones, he was forced to shout at them because they couldn't hear him.
Burt: COOP, DENNIS!
Coop: Yes dad?
Burt: Come down, there's a lady from the forestry and she wants to talk to you. - the boys went down the stairs, as soon as they saw the woman, they started whispering.
Coop: Is she a secret agent too?
Dennis: It's possible because her sunglasses are the same as those of District 102 agents. I don't think we should say anything to her because they will take you away again, but maybe this time I will too.
Coop: Yeah, as stupid as they are, they can't help anyway. -Eve noticed that they were whispering, but she didn't say anything, she guessed that they were talking about her. She saw the fear in their eyes
Eve: So, I guess you're the juvenile delinquent, Coop. -he looked at the brown-haired boy.-and your friend is…
Dennis: Dennis.
Eve: Dennis. Well, Coop and Dennis, tell me what caused the explosion in the forest and what made those huge nooks in the ground? Which that look like huge footprints?
Coop: We only played with toy guns.
Eve: Do you think I'm that stupid, kid? A toy gun cannot cause such an explosion, not even a rubber bullet.
Dennis: There were firecrackers, and it wasn't us who did it, but two boys! Their names are Lorne and Harley Bennet.
Burt: I don't know why you care so much about why those explosions happened, but as you can see, nothing happened, they were just too into the game.
Eve: Okay, okay, the explosion was caused by your firecrackers, but how do you explain the huge foot prints?
Burt: It could be the Bigfoot, or a monster from the LeBoots mansion-Eve rise one of her eyebrows "This man is so stupid as his name"she thought. Meanwhile, Millie ran down the stairs with Mr. Kat. She was dressed as a princess. Millie saw Eve and greeted her.
Millie: Good afternoon! Are you a forester?
Eve: Yes.
Millie: I want to go there too, how can I get in?
Eve: You have to complete a course at college, you can also apply after graduation, if you are a scout, that is an advantage.
Millie: That's great! I'm Millie and my cat is Mr. Kat.
Eve: That's a sphynx cat, right?
Millie: I don't know exactly.
Eve: It's quite a special kind, as if it doesn't even come from this planet... just like the whole family. -she added the latter quietly to himself, so no one heard it.-Now I have to go.
Burt: Wait! Would you take off your sunglasses? You're seems so familiar, but really.
Eve: It can't be, I had an eye examination not long ago and they dilated my pupil and it didn't retract. But now I'm really going.-Eve went on to Lorne and Harley's house. She was thinking, somehow the whole thing didn't add up for her. The explosion, tracks and that strange cat, and Mr. Burtonburger wanted her to take of her sunglasses. She had a strange feeling about the whole family, but she couldn't explain why, but she felt she needed to do more research on that property.
Burt: She is the third strangest woman i have ever met
Millie: Who wa the first and the second?
Burt: The first is Old Lady Munson, and the second is... never mind.
She didn't get anything worthwhile from Lorne or Harley either, they just said they were playing, but she felt it was more than just a game and they told her Coop is the crazy catboy. He went back to his colleague's car, who was waiting for him in the forest. In the car was none other than Neapolitan.
Neapolitan: Did you find out anything?
Eve: Nothing, all the kids just say it was a game.
Neapolitan: I said Agent Moonbame
Moonbeam: But no, I feel that there is more to it, it must have been done by extraterrestrials.- the woman took off her wig, her real hair color was ebony black.
Neapolitan: You can't rely on your intuition, we need facts.
Moonbeam: The kid supposedly blows up the fence almost every day, damages the yard, destroys houses, when I first heard the story, I thought he was some big, aggressive bully, but he's just an average-sized 11-year-old boy. But that cat…
Neapolitan: It's just an ordinary earth sphinx cat.
Moonbeam: Um, sure, if it's a cat, then I'm the Queen of Shaba.