Harry Potter, GPT 3.5, Star Wars, Star Trek, the Expanse all belong to their respective owners.

This is not a crossover story, but elements from famous franchises will pop up occasionally.

This is a AI story, but the plot, ridiculous as it is, is mine. Enjoy!

It had been exactly one month since the disastrous duel at the Ministry of Magic between Voldemort and Dumbledore. The intense battle had left both wizards with a lingering effect—overpowered confundus charms that seemed to have addled their brains.

In the dimly lit chamber of Malfoy Manor, the Death Eaters gathered, eagerly awaiting their dark lord's instructions. They had expected their leader to regale them with tales of conquest and plans for world domination. Instead, they were met with an unexpected proclamation.

"Death Eaters, kneel before me!" Voldemort announced dramatically, his red eyes gleaming. "From this day forth, we shall not rest until we have gone boldly where no man has been before. I am your captain, Captain Voldemort, and together we shall conquer the cosmos!"

The Death Eaters exchanged puzzled glances, confusion etched upon their faces. Bellatrix Lestrange, always the zealous follower, raised her hand hesitantly. "Captain Voldemort, does this mean we shall be venturing into...space?"

Voldemort nodded enthusiastically, clearly relishing his newfound objective. "Indeed, Bellatrix. We shall build a Death Eater Space Program, travel to other galaxies, and establish our dominance over the universe!"

Lucius Malfoy, known for his elegant and haughty demeanor, couldn't help but interject. "But, my lord, we may have the power of magic, but we know nothing of space travel or cosmic conquests. How do we even begin?"

Voldemort's face contorted into a manic grin. "That, my dear Lucius, is where Severus comes in. Our loyal Potions Master is well versed in the ways of Science. Isn't that right, Severus?"

Severus Snape, caught off guard by being put on the spot, nodded reluctantly. "Yes, my lord, I have some knowledge of Muggle science."

"Excellent!" Voldemort exclaimed, clapping his hands together. "Severus, you shall be in charge of our Death Eater Space Program. Begin researching and formulating a plan immediately!"

Severus contemplated the daunting task that lay ahead of him. Death Eaters conquering the cosmos? It was the most absurd thing he had ever heard. And yet, Voldemort seemed dead set on this new mission.

Meanwhile, at Hogwarts, Dumbledore sat in his office, engrossed in his thoughts. His mind was still reeling from the effects of the confundus charm, which had seemingly taken on a life of its own. However, unlike Voldemort, Dumbledore had taken an entirely different direction with his newfound confusion.

He pondered deeply on Voldemort's words, relayed by Severus, his mind conjuring images of distant galaxies and interstellar beings. A mischievous smile played upon his lips as an idea took hold. If Voldemort wished to build a Death Eater Space Program, then Dumbledore would create something equally extraordinary.

Summoning the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore stood tall and raised his wand dramatically. "Members of the Order, listen to me, you must! A new era dawns upon us, an era of cosmic battles and intergalactic justice."

The Order members exchanged bewildered glances, their eyebrows raised in unison.

"We shall transform the Order of the Phoenix into the Jedi Order!" Dumbledore continued, his voice taking on an uncanny resemblance to the wise Master Yoda. "Learn the ways of the Force, we must, and fight against the dark side of the universe!"

Molly Weasley, usually the epitome of maternal warmth, couldn't help but speak up. "Dumbledore, what on earth are you talking about?"

Dumbledore chuckled softly, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "Earth? No, dear Molly, we shall transcend Earth itself! Space, we will conquer!"

And so, two powerful wizards, Voldemort and Dumbledore, now deluded by their confunded minds, embarked on seemingly impossible missions. One sought to conquer the cosmos with Death Eaters turned astronauts, and the other aimed to transform the Order of the Phoenix into a Jedi Order. Little did they know that their eccentric ideas would soon collide, creating a collision of confusion and hilarity in the wizarding world.

Note: This story will be very short, with very short chapters. I don't have the time or patience to develop them personally, so I let the AI build small stories for me. Lazy, I know, but I hope the story satisfies the readers' imagination.