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"Stupid Thalia. Stupid rules and regulations. Stupid stupid fricking stupid job." Grumply mumbled a teenage girl. However this isn't just any teenage girl. This is none other then Heather.
Heather, or as other people would call her the Queen Bee, is someone you hoped you never meet. As her reputation in the area she lives in and a certain reality show she appeared in most of the seasons depicts her, she's a very vicious and manipulative person. She has a strategic mind in which she does anything she can to set her sights on the prize. Weather it be something small like some food or something big like a million dollars, she does what she can to get it. Usually she has other people that she pretends to be friends with or people that seem to fall for her and has them act as slaves to do her bidding, but since her time on Total Drama and after the first season, her repuatation on how she acts has been exposed to national television. Thanks to this, other people are very aware on how she can act. So she doesn't have that much of a affect on other people. But that doesn't mean she still has her ways of manipulating others if she wants to. All she has to do is be very careful on her choice of words and her actions and then there's a chance that things would still their way. Despite her true personality being exposed by the reality show, Total Drama did help Heather in some ways. Like having her determined to do anything by herself or be slightly more nicer to others when there are people like her or really bad like her are at play and tries her best to warn them. Like a certain hispanic, tanned man she still can't believe she and him are in a relationship together. Nevertheless, Heather still holds her title as Queen Bee.
Tonight is a different story.
Heather is walking home from her job at a clothes department where she's gumbling once more on her job's rules and regulations and one of her coworkers that she finds really annoyed with. She found a job there after several months from the World Tour season when her parents insisted to her to find a job. And she begrudgingly did after most of the places she find interesting to work with turned her down due to her personality. She was lucky to finally found a place that manage to accept her for a job. As long as she promised to them to show no signs of manipulation or cruality there and to follow the rules and regulations. She manage to mostly kept her promise and kept her job for several years now. Even when she manages to get the opportunity to join some of the other seasons of Total Drama after World Tour.
Despite managing to keep her job at the clothes department, Heather wished that things could've happened differently after she won the World Tour season if it wasn't for a certain farmboy turned feral monster grabbing her well earned million dollar winnings and falling into a Hawaiian volcano; causing it to burn into nothing but ashes and somehow Ezekiel didn't. She still questions how is it possible that he lives and the money doesn't. Pushing away that really impossible question aside, all Heather came back was bragging rights of her "glorious heroic" victory in the World Tour season against someone that she sees as an equal on manipulation and strategic planning despite his stupid charming looks and gentlemanly behavior. She really can't believe she's in love with that jerk fool.
She walked to the footsteps of her home, took out her keys, unlocks it, and enters her home. She sees that the lights on the inside of her home were off and that no one, besides her cat sleeping in her own catbed, was around.
"Either everyone is really fast asleep or they're still out doing their own thing." She thought to herself.
Heather quietly looked around in each room. Even her parents and her sibling's bedrooms.
"Good. That means I have the place all to myself for the time being." Heather thought to herself with a devious smile on her face.
Heather quietly and carefully looked around the rooms carefully one more time before she made her way to her bedroom and ewent in. She shut the window blinds closed, made her way to her drawers, went on her knees, opene the bottom drawers, and carefully lifting up the bottom drawer carefully to reveal a secret compartment. In the compartment were a good number of clothes and wigs. However they weren't just any old clothes and wigs. They're clothes that resemble the people that she hates from Total Drama; with some wigs that she manage to find in stores or online that match the people she hates. Heather was lucky to find a good number of clothes that her fellow competitors and a certain host from Total Drama wear in stores during her outings or job hunting. Some of them she had to make them by hand. She manage to make them mostly accurate to the clothes she remembers seeing during her time on Total Drama or reference pics on the TD community site and other social media sites. The reason for this is because she seemed to have remember a time that she dressed up like different character's from her favorite shows and movies during her earliest childhood. She stopped it due to others bullying her about this odd habit. But then since she decided to due a response video to a certain goth girl's "save the environment" blog and wore a wig that's similer to her's to mock her, it seem to sparked this part of her old childhood memory. Now she made use of it as another habit of hers; dressing up as the people she hates and mocks them.
"Heh time for a little "dress up" time again." She said with a mischievous grin.
After sometime of changing, Heather was dressed in a dark-turquoise collared shirt over a white long-sleeve shirt that both were somewhat loose, but manage to cling onto her. The same with the green cargo pants and white and dark-green rubber shoes she wore on herself. She stylize her hair to somewhat be like the person she was dressed as with the back of her hair being tied in a ponytail. She also used a washable gray marker to color around her mouth, cheecks, and chin to give an illusion of her face being shaved. She was cosplaying as none other then the host of Total Drama herself, Chris McLean. But with a bit of her own feminine hairstyle on her.
" 'Ahem' Welcome back, lame-os." She deepen her voice slightly to somewhat match the actual Chris McLean as she does a silly impression of him. "This is Cheap McLame hosting another season of Total...Drama...Robbing People's Dreams of getting the Million Dollars and still giving no fuck's on getting back to you and getting it again cause I only care about stupid ratings for my shows."
"Seriously do the producers not care on giving their winners a replacement prize money? Cheapskates." Heather said to herself with an annoyed tone as she drops her impression on Chris. "I seriously deserve that win after what I went through that season."
Another time of changing later, Heather was now dressed with a green shirt, pink pants, and light yellow shoes. She also wore blue tinted glasses with no glass lens on them since she can already see clearly. And lastly, she stylize her hair to a side ponytail. The second person she cosplaying as is Beth; who was one of her followers during her first season on Total Drama before she rebelled against her twice and unintentionally curse her team.
"Hi guys." She imitated and mocked Beth while making herself sound geeky. "I'm Blath. I'm a know it all four eyed freak that backstabbed Heather for being bossy. Not to mentioned I cursed my team with a dumb idol because no one cares on winning. Plus I manage to get a boyfriend with pure dumb luck somehow. "
"I can't believe I made her part of my alliance on Island. And how could none of us know told her to don't pick anything from that cursed island." She said to herself as she drops her impression on Beth. "I wonder how things would be like if Beth didn't take that dumb idol? Who knows. Also I still can't believe she has a real boyfriend. I'm actually quite impressed for the short four eyed girl."
Heather took some time changing in this next cosplay. She now wore a tight brown tank-top with a red crop-top, an orange mini-skirt, and brown leather cowboy boots with heels. She also wore a blonde colored wig with a light-sapphire blue dodger-bandana on her head and has her chest area stuffed with plenty of tissues to the point of giving off an illusion that her chest is big. Heather was now cosplaying as Lindsay.
"Like hi guys." Heather began to imitate and mock her by sounding really less smart and childlike. "I'm Linsidiot. I'm pretty...pretty dumb. As dumb as a tree stump. So dumb, I can't weather my dumb jockless boyfriend, Tyler, is around or not. Or how to open up a door. All of my smarts have been stored up in my big boobs. "
"At least she stayed loyal to me until she got eleminated." Said Heather to herself as she drop her impression on her. "I'm still surprise that she just bad mouth me like that on national televison. That was one of the smartest things I seen ever her do. True she did bad mouth me and I was taken a back by what she said, but it's still one of the smartest things I have ever seen. Now the bigger question is how the hell does Lindsay live with those two watermelons on her chest. Surprise she lived that long with them dragging her around. I'm quite jealous on her having that kind of body. Stupid genes being good to her somehow."
Heather has now changed into a black dress with green sleeves, a black and turquoise skirt, gray tights, and black knee-high boots. Not only that, she wore a turquoise and black colored short wig. She was dressed like one of her claimed enemies from the show, Gwen. After some breathing excercies, she began doing her impression on the goth girl.
"Uh hey everyone. I'm everyone's favorite dumb goth girl, Gwen. Not like I care and all. All I care is causing drama to those around me. Like breaking up with my first boyfriend for his stupid nine obession and and throwing challenges for me. Not only that, I fell in love with Courtney's bad boy boyfriend and taking him away from her. And in return I made Courtney feel so heartbroken and broken off my friendship with her. I hope to patch things up with her in the All Star's season, but it got ruined again by a dumb chart. Like how stupid was that?"
"I don't know? How about you tell it to the others, niña solitaria?"
Heather froze as she heard a familar voice coming from somewhere. She turned to see,
"What the hell?! Alejandro?" She exclaimed as she drop her impersonation. "When the heck did you get here?!"
"My dear Heather. I just happened to came by your home and entered with the spare key to your home. I was only dropping by to see how my "guindilla" when I suddenly stumble upon your "Fashion show." He said with a smirk on his face. "Who would've known you have a secret hobby like this one?"
"G-get out now!" She demanded. "Get out!"
"Aw what's the matter, Mi Amor? The show is over already?" Alejandro said mischievously.
"I SAID GET OUT!" Heather shouted as she pushed him out of her room, closing the door in front of him, and locking it.
"Aw what a shame to see your dress up and acting to be over." He said with a fake dejected tone in his voice.
"If you tell anyone of this, I'm sending your kiwis back down a volcano." Heather threatened.
"Oh I won't, Mi Amor." He replied calmly.
Then he took out a phone and playing a video. The video was Heather cosplaying as several different people she hates.
"Thank you for the hidden camera, Sierra." Thought Alejandro as he chuckle a little on the video of his girlfriend's quite embarrassing habit here.
So I type this fanfic for three reasons.
One: To try portraying other TD characters besides my favorites. And who could've fit the role is none other then Heather. Kinda like a test for any future TD fanfics I'll try making in the future.
Two: I thought of a silly idea here. Like what if Heather cosplays. And for her own personal reasons.
Three: I don't think I ever found much TD fanfics that has Heather alone or isn't involve in any romance or anything. So I decide to try making a fanfic with Heather in it. Of course Alejandro appears in the end, but I don't think it counts.
That should be everything. Hope you enjoy this silly (and maybe embarrassing) fanfic. See you in the next one.