"You're a Wizard Harry," The tall, giant of a man, informed the boy.

"My name's Craig," Craig calmly informed.

"Craig..." His dad sighed, looking strangely more serious then when Craig came out as gay. "You're... adopted. Harry Potter is what your birth parents named you."

Craig felt his world collapse... this must be the worst moment to tell him. After he spent all summer being harrassed by owls, forcing letters on him with that name... "Okay," Craig maintained his aloof mask... but his parents knew him better.

Craig's mother looked at the giant. "We've gotten an offer, from the School down in Salem. There is no need to send the boy cross seas to teach him control."

The giant looked flabbergasted. "'Course Harry's going to Hogwarts! His parents-"

"These are my parents," Craig glared at the giant. "And my name, is Craig Tucker. Fuck whoever Harry Potter is."

His father looked both proud... and relieved. The emotions overwhelmed him so much he didn't scold the boy for his harsh language.

"You heard him," said Craig's mom. "He won't be going to your school.

If only things ended there.

"YOU'RE GETTING DEPORTED!!!" Tweek panicked... even more then usual.

"President Garrisons anti dreamer stuff..." Craig trailed off. Then sighed. "I was born in Britain, no one knows how I even ended up in an American Orphanage... and the headmaster of this stupid school is putting a lot of pressure on the American Wizards to get me back."

South Park was a wizarding village. The only non magicals who lived here, were related to wizards... it's the reason so much strange crap happened in this little mountain town.

Craig ignored that, for the moment, to hug his weeping Boyfriend. Craig had always been the strong one, in their relationship... just once... he'd like the chance to be weak... but that wasn't today. Tweek needed him... and this might be the last time he got to hold him.

Craig was found by ICE Wizards, not an hour later, calmly leaving with them... to a land he never knew, but that everyone was insisting he should think of as "His".

Not long after he was delivered to an Old Man. And the Immigration police left with no ceremony.

"It's nice to have you back in Britain, Harry."

"My name is Craig," Craig calmly looked at him, and spoke in his terrifying monotone. It tended to unnerve adults. "You'll regret this," Craig promised. "I am going to make you suffer. My entire waking moment will be devoted to ruining you."

The Old Man continued to smile. "Then I suppose this is a bad time to tell you, I've invited all you're little friends to join us here, at Hogwarts."

Craig's eyes intensified, "You stole me from my parents..."

"I'm working on bringing them over here," Dumbledore assured. "With luck, you'll be reunited with them before school starts."

The sheer relief, Craig felt at that, was still not enough to crush his anger. "What the fuck man!? What is the point of dragging my scrawny ass all the way here!?"

Dumbledore gave a Grandfatherly sigh, "I'm sorry you feel uprooted, but you are the last remaining air to a noble house."

"WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!" Craig snapped.

"You needed to be brought back here, as you will one day inherit a seat on our government-" Dumbledore tried.

"Don't bullshit me!" Craig demanded. "No one gives a shit about an empty chair in some stuffy old museum! If I had to guess. This has something to do with that Horcrux the Orphanage ripped out of my head!"

Dumbledore gaped.

Craig allowed a dangerous smirk, "My parents let me read my file, after kicking out that big guy. If I had to guess, I'd say that was your Horcrux. Hate to tell you it was destroyed soon after it was created."

Dumbledore sighed, more with true exacerbation. "It wasn't mine."

"But it is the reason you stole me from my home," Craig glared at the old man. "And I'm going to use it to ruin you."

Dumbledore lost his grandfatherly demeanor. "I take it, that means you DON'T want me to get your parents through the red tape."

Now it was Craig's turn to gape.

"This is important... Craig." Dumbledore stressed the boy's adopted name. "The person who made that Horcrux, was possibly the most dangerous threat the World has ever known. If it got out he survived his death, mass panic would engulf the world...

"More importantly, we'd have tipped our hat we're onto him... Millions will die if he is allowed to retake his body... possibly billions, if he has his way. You can't tell anyone about this... and if need be, I will use your parents as insurance. You want to see them... you want to keep them... you WILL keep this secret."

Author's Note:

Just a quick idea, depending on the reception, is if I will continue this story.