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Hello Everyone! It has been a while, yes, I have been gone for some time because something happened to my account.
Anyway, I am back! This is not a rewrite of my other story, but a spin-off with a more comedic and power-fantasy feeling. Unlike Second Life with my 8th Sister, where I focus on the gritty side of fighting like John Wick or the new God of War... this one is more DXD-like with crazy power-scaling and so on, but with the POWER OF FAMILY, instead of oppai.
Will I make this a long one? I actually do not know, I am initially only planning to make it 5 chapters, but if you are interested for a longer one, please tell in the reviews.
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"Hey… have you ever wondered."
"Wondered what, Jeanne?"
"If God is close with his angels, and the Father of said angels, which is symbolically counted 77,777 times 77,777. You think he would be a great parent to parent that many children."
"Well, I guess He is not perfect considering that he got rebellious kids too."
"Blasphemous."
Jaune chuckled as his twin sister made mental gymnastics about God and his angels.
They were currently studying angelology and the might of the seven Archangels.
Though that begs the question… technically speaking, Lucifer and the Cadre Fallen were Seraphs, it has to be very hard to fight your own brothers and sisters for the ideals of your father… then again family feuds that involves blood are pretty common in Remnant, unfortunately.
Jaune decided that it is not right to judge their family about it…
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Kokabiel was beaten to the ground… until Koneko threw Jaune at him, bashing his shield at the Fallen's face! Then Issei dropped a WWE slam at him!
"ENOUGH!"
Jaune kicked Issei away and jumped in time as feathers slashed in every direction… before the magic of lightning and demonic destruction crashed onto the Fallen.
KAAABOOOOM!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" But through the ramble, Kokabiel stood up once more! "Now this feels like hell when the war was ongoing! HOME!" Kokabiel chuckles, "And the Earth-breaker spell a minute away from activation, I CAN GET WHAT I WANT!"
"Oh~ Brother~"
Suddenly, everyone gains a chill down their spine, as Kokabiel himself felt that he started to sweat bullets.
The ground started to shake slightly, as heat gathered around the school field. Tensions thick. Fear evident.
Then Jaune released that the ground is not shaking, he was shaking. He was sweat bullets, his gut is tense, his fear on his skin.
And he doesn't know why.
Slowly, without any light of glow, a winged figure slowly descended from the sky and touched the ground. She had beautiful blonde hair and an all-white gown which both had a nice touch of both conservativeness and sexiness.
"Jophiel"
"Kokabiel… Star of God, God is our Stars… the angel of stars."
Her voice was beautiful to the ears of all, especially for Issei… but for Jaune, he felt he was going to shit himself out of pure shock.
"Big Sister." Kokabiel's voiced cracked as he began shaking too…
"You wanted to rage war with Heaven?"
The question made everyone tense… even without Jophiel's Holiness, all devils began to shaking in fear, even Xenovia started to shake.
"Have you forgotten, brother. That even when Father and Mother were containing the Heavenly Dragons, both you, Azazel, Lucifer, Baal, and your soldiers couldn't even reclaim your conquered grounds in Hell?"
Kokabiel looked at the ground, like a child being reminded of his place in the family.
"Have you ever wondered, why, Zues or Jupiter couldn't reclaim their lands… after Father and Mother's passing. How Asgard retreated from Midgard within less than a century. How did the Shinto never attack any of the Abrahamic religions after our followers' mess?"
"How… the Concept of Dream and Infinite, will never attack the Kingdom in the Sky even the Concept of Fatherhood and Motherhood… passed."
Silence occupied the space, as the tensions grew more suffocating.
"Answer me, Kokabiel." Jophiel.
Kokabiel never answered, which made Jophiel sigh in disappointment, "Very well."
Snap!
With a single action, vines suddenly sprung forth from the ground and began to wrap around Kokabiel. The Cadre didn't resist the bondage and sighed pathetically.
SNAP!
Suddenly, a huge tree sprung from the ground where the Earth-breaker spell was… shattering the powerful and apocalyptic spell in a blink. The tree continued to grow up to the sky, and the devils, both Gremory and Sitri outside only looked in awe as it broke Sona's barrier, before blooming into a Sakura tree.
"Nephew Vali… come get your uncle, now."
The last word held divine power, as a white armored person quietly obeyed. But just when…
{You take a lot from your mother, Jophiel}
[Shut up, Albion]
The Archangel didn't mind as Vali carried Kokabiel away.
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Rias and Sona, for their life… didn't know how to approach the Angel of Art and Beauty. Her beautifully heart-shaped face and blonde hair with some glasses made her look like a strict teacher which Sona was even too afraid to approach.
But funnily enough, Jaune approached her slowly. The devils and Xenovia watched with anticipation, as the most powerful human they knew, began to walk slowly to one of the seven most powerful celestial beings.
"…Coral?"
"JAUNE!"
Suddenly the strict teacher disappeared and hugged Jaune tightly.
"Jaune!" Suddenly, Archangel Jophiel began to wail, as Jaune the Human, began patting her head…
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Okay, Jaune had to admit… this is crazy.
As of now, Jaune Arc stood in the halls of Zebel, the Sixth Layer of Heaven. In front of him were the leadership of Heaven, with very familiar grins. But as of now, those grins were not aiming at him, for once.
"So, you will do our every word?"
"Yes, Archangel Michael."
"It's Michel."
Jeanne is once next to him, on her knee with her head touching the floor, as she presents herself to the Arc-angels.
All of the blonde angels with 6 wings suddenly grinned wider… as Jaune felt an extremely familiar feeling.
"VERY WELL!" Archangel Michel called, "Ladies! Get the bunny suit!"
"WHAT?!" Jeanne yelled in the shot as Archangel Gabriel started to force her to wear a Playboy bunny attire while another arc-angel set the cameras.
Jaune stood beside Michel and spoke, "Who knew that Lavender would be the Angel of Wisdom."
"It is not surprising Jaune." Michel replied, "But speaking about that… did you know that you were supposed to be the Angel of War, not me."
"Saph…how the hell did you guys get here?" Jaune looked at his eldest sister seriously.
"Father and Mother don't even know."
"So… both of them are here too?"
"Yup!" Saph looked at the odd scene of Heavenly Angels trying to dress their youngest with a variety of clothes.
"So… God, and….eh…Goddess?"
"Yes."
"…big bang?"
"No…" Saphron chuckled, "The same as what Genesis said. With words."
Jaune then looked around, and wondered seriously, "Hey… how is Heaven doing without Mom and Dad?"
Saphron started to sweat bullets, as Jaune very much knew that look.
"Saph."
"You know why I made all of those admin works to you and Terra."
"…Saph!" Jaune even gained a more disappointed look.
"HEY! EVEN THOUGH I AM HAILED AS THE PATRON OF SOLDIERS, I WAS NOT BORN FOR IT. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU." Saphron pouted.
"…oh God."
"Father wanted to make you too, but your body ended up as Lucifer, then Azazel, then Barakiel, then Kokabiel."
"From the looks of it." Jaune looked at all of the female Archangels dressing Jeanne in a bikini, "Mom and Dad just ended up making male Seraphs who are not me."
"Truth to be told, I think that is the reason they fell too." Saphron looked sad, "Mom and Dad loved them with Arc Family love and tradition…but even their with divine minds knows that they are a "failed" prototype."
"…that can't be true." Jaune suddenly felt sad for his brothers.
"Yup…" Saphron sighed, "BUT! We can fix it now… especially you are here!"
"What do you mean?"
"We will have a peace conference soon with the Devils and Fallen, and true pea…"
"No! I meant how does that involve me?!"
"Well…"
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So the Seven Archangels are gender-bent. Nicholas Arc and Juniper Arc are God and Goddess respectively.
This story will be more DxD-like in terms of power and comedicness, especially since Jaune now how the allowance to flex his muscles instead of tip-toeing all the time.
Tell me if you want this to be a longer story or just a short one. But I honestly want to explore a power-fantasy story for once.
Also, Watts and Nicholas Schnee are not here for obvious reasons.