Tara's Note: 5,644 words down, exactly nine thousand words left to go. If I do at least five thousand words per chapter - notes excluded, because AO3 doesn't count them either - then I should hit my target. Rock on. Momentarily debated making this a rarer pair because someone asked me to do Izuku/Kinoko, but I decided that can be its own story. And they're getting Izumi/Kinoko because when you ask me to do literally any hetero pairing anymore... best I can do is some lesbians.
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"We need a plan."

"I have a plan: we ask her out."

Letting out an exasperated sigh, Tsuyu drew her hand over her face before staring balefully at Setsuna. "That's not a plan. That's an objective. Our objective is to ask Izumi out. Our plan is how we're going to accomplish that. We need to come up with a plan."

Setsuna threw her hands up in the air, pacing back and forth in Tsuyu's very green, very froggy dorm room. "Fine. Since you're clearly the smart one out of the two of us, why don't you come up with a plan, then?"

Rather than respond, Tsuyu brought her finger up to tap against the corner of her mouth as she sat on the edge of her bed and considered the problem. They needed privacy. That was easy enough to achieve by cornering Izumi in her dorm. They needed a hook. Some way to get the girl interested enough to even enter into a conversation with them, creating the actual opening for them to ask her out. What if... "What if we appeal to her heroic nature? Like, Izumi is the singularly purest, most caring, and most helpful person in our class. What if that's our angle?"

"Hmm. Seems manipulative, but I've never dated anyone before so maybe that's just a normal part of the entire courtship process?" Frowning, Setsuna bit her lower lip with one very sharp tooth as she stared off into space. "Wait, what's wrong with a good old-fashioned confession? It's worked well enough for literally every other girl in the country. Why can't we just go tell Izumi that we're interested in dating her and see where things go from there?"

They could. It was a viable prospect. Tsuyu nodded slowly. "That could work. I was going to tell her that both of our heaters are broken and ask if we could spend the night with her. What if we just do both? Tell her that we need to stay in her room and then once we're all settled in and comfy, spring the confession?"

Setsuna perked up, nodding slowly at first and then more rapidly. "Hey... yeah. That's actually a pretty good idea. Wait. Do you think she'll actually buy it? Wait. Does her room have a heater that we can use as an excuse to hole up in there?"

"For a recommended student, you can be surprisingly dense sometimes. She's the heater." Tsuyu turned in place, gesturing emphatically to her bed. "We're going to be asking her to keep us warm. And then once we get it, we're going to make it clear that we don't want to cuddle in just a platonic way. By confessing. Understand?"

Understanding did in fact dawn in Setsuna's eyes and she gave another rapid nod. "That's fucking genius. I love it." Peering past Tsuyu at the bed, her brow furrowed in thought. "Although small problem. Namely, small bed. How are we going to fit three of us into one of those dorm beds?"

Tsuyu had actually considered that, albeit very briefly in the whopping ten seconds or so of thought that she'd put into concocting her plan. "The first time we had a girl's night, there was an entire round of nothing but sleep position questions in our game of Truth or Dare. Izumi sleeps on her back. You sleep on your side. I sleep on my stomach. It's just Tetris at that point. We put her on her back in the bed, you curl up against her side, I sprawl out on top of her. It'll be a tight fit, kero, but that's half of the fun."

Setsuna did a double take at that, staring over at Tsuyu incredulously. "That was like, five minutes two months ago. How the hell did you remember that?"

"I know how to sew pillows and stuffed animals, kero." Tsuyu offered a faintly smug grin in response. "Christmas is coming. I was thinking of making some sort of huggable pillow or plushie for you, Momo, and Tooru. Yours would be a dinosaur of some sort."

Eyes lighting up, Setsuna clapped her hands together excitedly. "Can you make me a temnodontosaurus?" Tsuyu offered her a confused look in response, although inwardly the verdette made a note that she should probably start learning more about dinosaurs since they were clearly an interest of Setsuna's. Thankfully, her new girlfriend was more than happy to explain. "It's one of the larger ichthyosaurs. Think like, a prehistoric shark. With a bit of a beak? They're crazy looking things, but they'd probably make a great pillow."

Based on how she was describing it, it sounded like a simple enough sewing job. Like, basically a body pillow with a fin, some flippers, and a beaky head shape? She could do that. Tsuyu committed the name to memory so that she could look it up on her own later before nodding. "Not going to lie, especially if my plan is to sleep directly on top of her, I'm a little nervous about how Izumi might take..." Trailing off, she gestured down at her crotch sheepishly. "Not all of us can detach ours when it's not convenient."

"First of all, that was a joke. Second of all, even if I did, overnight would be way too long for a body part to be detached. It would die and I'd have to regrow it. Third of all..." Reaching up, Setsuna rubbed the back of her head sheepishly as she looked from Tsuyu's lap to her own crotch and back. "Same? Like, retractable penis aside, I still get morning wood pretty regularly. So she's going to be getting poked from two directions tomorrow morning. Hopefully she doesn't freak out?"

Hopefully. All the more reason to confess to her tonight and secure an agreement to date, Tsuyu reasoned. After all, there was no such thing as platonically getting poked with a dick. "Unless it was friends with benefits, maybe?" At Setsuna's confused look, Tsuyu cringed. "Sorry, I was just having a thought and it... came out of my mouth. I was thinking there's no such thing as getting platonically poked with a dick. And then I started wondering if friends with benefits would be considered an exception to that statement."

That caused a thoughtful look to cross Setsuna's face. "I... don't think so? Because there's still the 'with benefits' part to take into consideration? Like, you're definitely poking them with your dick sexually. Not romantically, but definitely not platonically either."

Tsuyu nodded in understanding. That did in fact make a certain amount of sense. It was pretty much what she'd been thinking, but the confirmation was nice to have. Noticing Setsuna's eyes darting around the room furtively, she raised an eyebrow curious. "Is everything okay? You look... something, kero."

"So, uh, we're girlfriends now, right?" Setsuna shifted from foot to foot awkwardly, her eyes eventually coming to rest on Tsuyu's vaguely curious but mostly impassive face. "We agreed to that regardless of what happens with Izumi?"

Tsuyu arched an eyebrow before nodding once in agreement. "That was what we agreed upon, kero. Why? Are you having second thoughts about dating me?"

A faint blush stole across Setsuna's cheeks as she closed the distance between them, looming over Tsuyu as she stared down at the seated girl. "I haven't gotten off in like, a solid twelve hours at this point. Just throwing it out there, but any chance you want to suck my dick?"

"...I'm not saying that I don't, kero, but that's awfully random." Tsuyu blinked as she stared up at Setsuna, fingers curling in the lower hem of her pajama top. Given that her original intention for post-game entertainment was to try and get fucked by the verdette, she most definitely wasn't averse. She was a frog with needs, sure, but she also liked to think that she would be a considerate lover if given the chance. "And to be honest, I'm a bit surprised that you're not asking if we can fuck outright."

Setsuna shrugged helplessly, her blush intensifying as she started pacing back and forth directly in front of Tsuyu, her legs barely missing the shorter girl's knees. "I mean, am I allowed to do this? You sorta had this look in your eyes when you were asking me about my dick earlier, so I figure that you're down for at least something at this point. But like, I figured I would start small and work my way up? I don't know, forget I said anything. We should probably be dating for more than like, twenty minutes before I try and fuck you, right?"

Shrugging, Tsuyu rose to her feet and reached out, snagging Setsuna's pacing form with one arm and then wrapping both arms around the taller girl's waist once she brought her to a stop. "I haven't the froggiest. This is my first relationship too. I think we just... are supposed to do whatever works for us." A fantasy that she'd been harboring since she was old enough to discover Internet porn came back to her, and she peered up at Setsuna curiously. "Do you maybe want to go take a bath before we try to convince Izumi to let us crash with her tonight?"

"I mean, a nice bath before bed is never a bad idea. I assume you're talking about, like, bathing together though?" Setsuna perked up a bit in Tsuyu's arms when the smaller girl nodded. "That sounds... I don't know, romantic? Bonding-y? A much better suggestion for our evening than what came out of my mouth. Can we pretend I said it?"

The corner of Tsuyu's mouth quirked upward. "We could, but it would be pretty weird since you're not the frog girl out of the two of us." At the confused look on Setsuna's face, Tsuyu let out a ribbiting laugh. "I was hoping we could take a bath together so I could test an idea I've been dying to try. Namely, the fact that I can breathe through my skin means that I can keep my head underwear almost indefinitely." Setsuna continued to stare at her in confusion and Tsuyu brought her hand up to her face, pantomiming a blowjob. "If you want."

Setsuna's eyes widened and then she grinned stupidly. "Holy shit, yes." She pulled away from Tsuyu, darting toward the door only to double back and shoot finger guns at her girlfriend. "Hey, so, uh, as long as we're doing kinky quirk experiments... you ever wonder what would happen if I detached my head and then tried to deepthroat?"

"I can honestly say that I have not, kero." Tsuyu brought her finger up to the corner of her mouth, her typical thinking posture. To the best of her recollection, she'd never seen Setsuna eat while she had her head detached. What would happen if Setsuna tried to swallow something like that? Hopefully it was something good, because Tsuyu had a feeling that Izumi would want to document the results once they brought her into things. "I'm thinking about it now, though."

Continuing to grin, Setsuna jerked her thumb in the direction of the door. "Wanna go find out what happens?"

Tsuyu nodded, offering a faint smile in response. "Question. Which one of us goes first?" At Setsuna's uncertain expression, she held out her fist and began to pump her hand up and down. "Saisho wa guu."

Catching on, Setsuna scooted back over to her and held out her hand as well. "Janken pon!" Looking down, Tsuyu smirked at the fact that both of them had thrown scissors. If they were cis girls, she absolutely would have made a lewd joke about that. Setsuna chuckled softly, clearly having the same thought as Tsuyu, and then both girls began pumping their fists again. "Aiko desho!" Tsuyu's smirk grew at the revelation that they'd both chosen scissors again. Clearly they needed to ask Izumi out sooner rather than later so they'd have a more effective way of making decisions. "I guess this means we just sixty-nine or something?"

"Works for me, kero."

Once properly cleansed of the sweat and grime accumulated in a long day of learning to be a hero - and experiencing some of the best post-nut clarity that she'd ever had - Tsuyu stood in front of Izumi's door in her frog kigu and looked over at Setsuna. "Just remember, no matter what happens, let me do the talking. Out of the two of us, I'm far and away the more reputable and believable one."

Setsuna huffed, tossing her head as she turned up her nose at Tsuyu. "I'll have you know that I'm a great liar. I can convince anyone of literally anything." When Tsuyu raised an eyebrow in response, she deflated a bit. "I know exactly what you're going to say and really, that's not fair. Nobody can lie to Aizawa. He's a bigger walking lie detector than that detective we met after the USJ whose quirk is literally Lie Detector."

"I was thinking of that time where you tried to convince Mina that she was the one who'd eaten the last of her Gang Orceos cereal while you still had some stuck in your teeth." Tsuyu ribbited smugly at the embarrassed look on Setsuna's face; the verdette had lost one of her favorite sleep shirts to acid holes in that incident. "That's why I almost never lie. I just speak my mind, and let what happens happen. Coincidentally, I'm going to have to ask Yaomomo for a new heater tomorrow."

Setsuna let out a vaguely surprised noise. "Wait, are you actually having heater issues? I thought this was just a scheme to get Izumi to let us sleep in her room."

Knocking on the door, Tsuyu turned to Setsuna with a faint grin on her face. "I'm having heater issues now. Mainly because I kicked mine off the balcony. Honesty is the best policy, after all." Before Setsuna could reply, the door swung open to reveal a slightly ruffled, fairly sleepy, and very cute looking Izumi. "Our heaters aren't working. Can we crash with you?"

Izumi reached up to rub at one eye as she stared back at the pair of them uncertainly. "Uh, sure? I guess? Have you tried talking to Yaomomo about getting a new heater? Or like, a hot water bottle or something to tide you over for the night until you can go buy a new one? And wait, Setsuna, you have a heater too? I thought you just had those two heat lamps hanging over your hammock?"

Shit. Busted. Before Izumi could continue asking questions, Tsuyu darted past her fellow verdette and into the taller girl's room, before grabbing the back of her pajamas and pulling her backward enough that Setsuna could follow her in. The sharp-toothed girl closed the door behind her, grinning mischievously all the while. "Okay, so our rooms are fine. You caught us. We just wanted an excuse to come stay in your room for the night."

"Oh! Like a sleepover?" Izumi looked back and forth between Tsuyu and Setsuna, a bright smile on her face. "I've never had one of those before. I had plenty of friends in junior high, but all of us were from the same general area and none of us had a bedroom that could really survive having a bunch of girls descend on it. Or, you know, an apartment."

Tsuyu could relate, on a certain level. The years of her life when she'd been old enough to have friends over had completely overlapped with the years where she'd had little siblings to look over. Nothing ruined a sleepover faster than everyone getting woken up because Satsuki wet her bed again. She would know, that had happened at the first and literally only sleepover that she'd hosted. And she couldn't exactly sleep over her friends' houses when she was responsible for looking after her siblings.

Shaking her head to clear it of her maudlin thoughts, Tsuyu offered the best, most reassuring smile that her generally unexpressive face was capable of. From trying in the mirror a few times, she knew it wasn't much. Hopefully it would convey her thoughts, thought. "Well, we have ulterior motives on top of ulterior motives, to tell the truth. But one layer of our plan did involve us having a sleepover with you tonight."

"I... am very confused. I'm not sure if I'm just sleepy or you're being confusing or what, but I have no idea what's going on." Izumi turned to Tsuyu with a beseeching look on her face, reaching out to rest her hands on the smaller girl's shoulders. "You're my friend, Tsuyu. You don't need to trick me if you want to spend time with me. Or whatever else is going on here. I normally don't mind when you guys mess with me. It makes me feel like I'm really one of you. But late at night when I'm half asleep isn't a great time for it."

Tsuyu let out a ribbit of remorse. She hadn't meant to upset Izumi. She just... this was how it always worked in romance manga. There were wheels within wheels to trying to romance someone. You couldn't just tell someone how you were feeling. There had to be plots and schemes leading up to one's confession. And it was pretty much the same in every manga she'd ever read. That meant that was how it was supposed to work in real life, right?

Except... Tsuyu tended to speak her mind. It had gotten her pretty far in life so far. Maybe she should just keep doing that? She leaned to the side, raising an eyebrow at Setsuna, who nodded affirmatively and offered her a thumbs up. "Setsuna and I talked a little bit and we realized that we're both interested in each other and in you. So we asked each other out, agreed to date, and then came down to confess to you to see if you would be interested in polyamory."

"I... am no less confused." Izumi gestured from herself to Tsuyu and back before flapping her hands anxiously. "You decided that you wanted to date each other, but then also me? So you want to date me and Setsuna wants to date me and you're both dating each other already? Am I getting that right?"

Tsuyu nodded in agreement with Izumi's words, doing her best not to laugh as the fanged girl's jaw dropped in disbelief. "Is it that hard to believe? You're smart and nice and cute. Who wouldn't want to date you?"

Shrugging helplessly, Izumi gestured to herself. "Um, literally everybody in my entire middle school career? Like I had friends, but I was also the weird girl who turned into other people. Mostly boys. This one girl who confessed to Kacchan and got rejected tried to confess to me because she knew I could turn into him, but I turned her down for super obvious reasons."

Yes, Tsuyu imagined that 'I want to date you because you can turn into the boy I actually like' wouldn't really endear someone to Izumi. "Then your classmates were short sighted and narrow minded. Sure, your quirk is a little unusual. But you're really pretty and have a great personality. If they couldn't see that, their loss is our gain."

Blushing, Izumi brought her hands up to her face. "I don't think I'm nearly as great as you say I am. Like, my personality definitely needs some work. I'm a huge hero nerd and not much else. How does that make me attractive?"

"First of all, you ranked fifth in the midterms in two consecutive terms, so I think you're underestimating yourself in terms of how big of a nerd you are. You're not just a hero nerd. You're just plain a nerd." Approaching the taller girl from behind, Setsuna reached up to rest her hands on Izumi's shoulders. "In all seriousness, though, Tsuyu and I were talking and while you have a very intense personality... imagine if we get you to fixate on being in a relationship? You would quite possibly be the best, most caring girlfriend ever."

Izumi nibbled on her lower lip, turning her head to look back and forth between Setsuna and Tsuyu uncertainly. "I feel like if that's how it ended up working out, I might turn into the most obsessive and yandere girlfriend ever? Like, if I applied myself to a relationship the way I apply myself to some of my hobbies... hoo boy."

Exchanging a look, Tsuyu and Setsuna shrugged in synch. "I don't plan on cheating, so I can think of worse things." Setsuna separated her head from her body and let it drift up to rest on Izumi's shoulder. "Besides, Himiko has like, a hardcore yandere vibe to her and boys still confess to her."

"I... you're not wrong. I think she's gotten the second most number of confessions so far this year, with only Momo beating her out. Which is weird to me because you would think that with her personality, Mina would be the class waifu?" Izumi pondered that for a few seconds before shrugging and turning her attention back to Tsuyu. "So okay, you want to date me, you want to date Setsuna, Setsuna wants to date me. If I had a five yen coin for every green-haired transgirl who asked me out, I'd have ten yen. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice."

Tsuyu let out a faint snort of laughter. "You're not wrong. Setsuna and I realized that we overlap pretty heavily in terms of our appearance and our... unique qualities... and that anyone willing to date one of us was probably willing to date the other. So we decided to team up instead of fighting over potential partners. You're making jokes about it. Does that mean you're in?"

Pulling away from Tsuyu and Setsuna, Izumi crossed the room to go sit on the edge of her bed. She looked to one side and then the other before patting the bed invitingly. Tsuyu quickly took the spot on her left, while Setsuna sat down on her right. "I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that anyone wants to date me, much less two very pretty girls. But, uh, sure? I'm pretty sure that you two will get sick of me pretty quick, but I'd have to be an idiot to turn this down. As someone who has never been in even a two person relationship before, how is three of us going to work? I mean, at least there's only three of us so we don't have to worry about setting up a schedule or taking up too much space when we go out in public."

While she had no more practical experience with polyamory, Tsuyu had read enough manga to have a vague idea of how things should work. Hopefully theory would carry over into reality. "So, like you said, there's not an obnoxious number of us so this should be pretty simple. Namely, we just... do our best to spend time together. You spend time with me. You spend time with Setsuna. I spend time with Setsuna. The three of us spend time together as a trio. If we start noticing that any particular pair is getting more time, we can sit down and talk about it but given that we share a class and a dorm, I can't imagine that we're going to have problems with that."

"I... yeah, that seems fair. I mean, we already tend to exist as a giant girl blob outside of classes. Except for when Mina is spending time with Kirishima and the rest of the Bakusquad. And I guess now Haniko and Kacchan are going to be a couple?" Izumi considered that for a few seconds before shaking her head. "Don't want to think about that. I've known him since we were in diapers. The idea of him doing stuff is awkward. He's like my brother. Speaking of doing stuff, though, how's that going to work? I'm, uh, obviously not that experienced. I have kissed someone before but that's about it."

Tsuyu raised an eyebrow curiously at that confession. Given how shy and quiet Izumi tended to be - at least outside of heroics practice or discussing quirks - that was honestly a bit of a surprise. "Not to be mean or anything, kero, but that's a bit of a surprise. Especially since you just told us that nobody liked you in junior high. That means you probably had to kiss someone after coming to UA and... I'm not much of a gossip, but I'm still vaguely curious."

Squirming a bit in place, Izumi let out a soft giggle. "It was actually last Friday. Yaomomo wants to ask Kyouka out but was concerned that she wouldn't be a good kisser. So she asked me if she could practice on me. I said yes because..." Trailing off, she let out a wistful sigh. "Yaomomo."

That was fair. Tsuyu would have done a lot of things - some of them rather questionable - if Momo asked her the right way. The girl was gorgeous. "Huh. Slightly jealous. Also, we should keep an eye on that. I'm not really keen on the idea of going on a double date with Haniko and Bakugo, but I'd definitely go on a double date with Kyouka and Yaomomo." She paused for a moment, thinking, before realizing that they'd gotten off topic a bit. "As for sex, it would be whatever you're comfortable with. Obviously throwing you into the deep end with constant threesomes would be a bit much for anyone, but I'm sure we can figure out some way to... ease you into things."

"I can think of a few ways that I can ease something into her." Setsuna winked playfully, making Izumi giggle and blush again at the innuendo. "In all seriousness, it's okay if you aren't ready for that sort of thing right away. That's what I have Tsuyu's thick frog ass for."

Eyes widening, Izumi looked back and forth between the two girls. "Wait, the two of you have already..." Blushing darker, she lowered her voice to a soft squeak. "Had sex?"

Tsuyu shook her head at the question. "Not yet. We started dating near the end of Truth or Dare, so that would be rushing things a bit even for me." Izumi let out a relieved sigh. "I did suck her dick in the bathtub before we came up here, kero. And then she sucked mine. We wanted to test out some quirk-based sex ideas."

If possible, Izumi's eyes got even wider at the revelation. Then, in an act that didn't surprise Tsuyu in the least, she darted across the room to her desk, returning with her trusty notebook and a pencil. "You two used your quirks while fooling around? I have so many questions!"

Exchanging an amused look with Tsuyu, Setsuna reached out to gently put her hand on the cover of Izumi's notebook and push it closed. "Maybe... don't write this stuff down, especially in the same notebook that you bring to class with you?" Izumi shot puppy dog eyes at the shorter verdette, and Setsuna's expression flickered for a moment before becoming resolved. "Ugh, don't point those things at me. Listen, I'm not saying we can't talk about it. I just don't want an entry in the notebook that half the class has looked at by now."

"I guess that's fair. Unless..." Izumi darted away from the bed again, rushing back over to her desk and rummaging around. Pulling a new notebook out of a drawer, she grabbed a marker out of a cup on her desk and labeled it before returning to the bed and proudly displaying her new notebook: 'Sex Analysis for the Future, Number 1'. "What if I put it in its own notebook and leave it here in my dorm? Problem solved!"

...she had literally volunteered for this, Tsuyu reminded herself with a faintly exasperated sigh. She was the one who had hypothesized that Izumi's innate tendency to fixate on things could be guided into beneficial applications for her and Setsuna. Now she was reaping what she had sown. "Can we at least cuddle while we do this, kero? It feels very clinical to just be sitting here talking about sex while you take notes."

Izumi nodded excitedly and then glanced over at her bed. "I mean, I can generally take notes while walking, so I feel like we can figure something out. Hmm. You're both sort of short. What if I lay in the middle and you two curl up on me from either side and I hold my notebook up in the air and take notes?"

That wasn't a terrible idea. Tsuyu nodded agreeably and after waiting for confirmation from Setsuna, Izumi hesitantly sprawled out on her bed. After a few seconds, she grabbed her pillows and piled them against the headboard before scooting back to recline against them, leaving her in an easier position to write. Tsuyu slid into the bed on the side near the wall, leaving Setsuna to take the outside. Which suited Tsuyu fine; if the lizard heteromorph said anything obnoxious, this way she could playfully push her over the edge of the bed. "So, kero, which one of us do you want to start with? Because we both discovered new things about our quirks tonight."

"Hmm. I feel like Setsuna's may be very obvious compared to yours. Like, it's clearly something with separating her head. But I'm still curious." Izumi nibbled on the end of her pencil for a few seconds before poking Setsuna's cheek with the eraser. "You separated your head to, err, give her a blowjob? Right?" Setsuna shot a wicked smile up at Izumi and nodded enthusiastically. "Okay, so, I'll get to that in a second but now I'm intensely curious... have you ever separated your head to give yourself a blowjob?"

That was actually a very good question, Tsuyu decided, especially given that Setsuna had shown considerably more skill than Tsuyu had despite being equally inexperienced. She peered across Izumi at Setsuna and raised an eyebrow, making the sharp-toothed girl groan and roll her eyes. "Of course I have. That was literally the second thing I tried once I realized what masturbation was. First thing being a handjob, obviously. It's not as much fun as it sounds, though."

After scribbling down a note in her book, Izumi peered down at Setsuna curiously. "Oh? Why not? I mean, if you don't mind telling me. Obviously I'd never do that if I ever turned into you, but the insight might be helpful for when I try to, um, suck you off myself?"

"Possibly? I don't know if this is a me thing or a general girl thing but like, my tiny little lizard brain isn't really set up for multitasking? Like, Tsuyu and I were talking about sixty-nining but I'm actually kind of glad we didn't because I'm not sure how I would handle it? Basically, my problem with sucking my own dick was that... well, it felt more like I was sucking someone else's dick than somebody sucking my dick? Don't get me wrong, there was obviously some pleasure, but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a whole ass dick in my mouth..."