Hey Jory, it's ya birthday. So... not a rewrite as much as a divergence... into madness. If you haven't seen Slither, you will still like this but somehow i think you have seen this movie, if only for the fact that Nathan Fillion is in it ... Hmmm. So... yeah... nothing like it. LOL

There's a population explosion deep in the Torchwood Hub. Ianto is not impressed. Written for a prompt at comment fic. Follows my fic 'More Problems'.

So BAMF Ianto is popular... i know he is with me ... so... here is another one for you that came from my twisted head bits. Hope you like it as i try to write the Christmas tales in the background. There is violence, sexiness and some smutty bits... oh my! As always, this is not canon and not really anything more than a bit of fluff.

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

Jack is unable to focus at work when a certain assistant is around. (I've rewritten this rather old fic, thought it could use a revamping)

Torchwood investigates a series of gruesome deaths in Cardiff. Are mysterious dolls involved? When Ianto comes into possession of one of these dolls, his life spirals out of control. Torchwood Team Fic, but the focus is on Janto.

Ianto is becoming more comfortable with his role as an immortal Scieron Guardian, but there are still old insecurities lingering that need clearing up. Time to take a hand in regulating his life; in Torchwood, with Jack, the team, and his family. Post-CoE AU. AN & Disclaimer at the end of Chap 1.

Ianto and his TARDIS go to the aid of an alien fugitive on a distant world. Written for Prompt 164 – Rescue at fandomweekly. Set in my Through Time and Space 'Verse.

Ianto and Jack get some really strange messages in their fortune cookies. Written for a prompt at comment fic.

So I saw a doco on the Eden Project in Cornwall and was fascinated by the huge domes full of flora and fauna protected from the outside world. Then of course me being me I wondered how we might use that and then stuff it all up... so... creating Eden is not always a good thing. After all, Paradise was lost once before. Usual players and disclaimer. Alt Verse. For Crumbly Cakes xxx

Jack is a widower trying to raise a baby and the last thing he needs in the brother of his adopted child's birth mother on his doorstep in the middle of the night seeking his help as a PI. What is the catch? Well... the catch is that Ianto may be guilty of the crime he is trying to get Jack to help him prove his innocence over. And of course... It's Ianto. This is for Jory xx

After some time apart, Jack and Ianto reunite to celebrate the first of two important anniversaries. Written for Prompt 189 – Anniversary at fandomweekly. Set in my Through Time and Space 'Verse.

There's something horrible lurking in the Hub, and Ianto is determined to deal with it. He could use a hand though. Written for Challenge 381: Amnesty 63 at fan flashworks, using Challenge 250: Promise.

Jack had thought he was destined always to lose the people he loves, but that was before he met Ianto Jones, who never ceases to surprise him. Written for Prompt 193 – Surprise at fandomweekly. Set after CoE, but Ianto is alive.

The Torchwood team take their beverages very seriously indeed, they only drink the best. Written for a prompt at comment fic.

As Owen is facing death trapped in the Turnmill Nuclear Plant, he just has time for a few regrets. Written for Challenge 403: Je Ne Regrette Rien "I Regret Nothing" at fan flashworks. Spoilers for Reset, Dead Man Walking, Out of Time, Captain Jack Harkness, Exit Wounds.

It's taken time and effort for Ianto to build the reputation he now has among some of the universe's more colourful characters. Written for Prompt 186 – Reputation at fandomweekly. Set in my 'Through Time and Space' 'Verse.

ONE-SHOT: Owen doesn't make the best decisions after drinking too much. When he wakes up, he gets to decide how he wants to handle it

As far as Jack is concerned, the best thing about autumn is playing in the fallen leaves. Written for Prompt 194 – Falling Leaves at fandomweekly.

so, it has been six months since the floods, and they are getting cabin fever. Time spent clearing the engines and trying to fix the old vessel has now come to the point of ignition. Once they had raised Torchwood from the mud, she might float, they might again see the light and hopefully... the Dwellers and the Crusties can learn to become one people. Kathy, luv ya xxx

Ianto has had a terrible day at work, but Jack will do his best to make it all better. Written for a prompt at comment fic.

With Owen and Tosh gone, Jack is trying to do most of the work himself, but even immortal captains can only do so much. Written for a prompt at comment fic.

Ianto has been searching for Jack for months now, but he's no closer to finding his lover than he was at the start. Written for Prompt 190 – Wish at fandomweekly. Set in my 'Through Time and Space' 'Verse.

KATHY... IT IS OUR FRIENDAVERSARY ... so here we go with a new story just for you. Think of a world where the water level has risen so the cities are flooding slowly, this is an alt Verse set in the future and Jack is hunting serial killers and his team does not have a Ianto. He is living underground in the tunnel systems that don't seem flooded at all... weird huh?

Chasing aliens around Cardiff for several hours has given Tosh a brilliant idea, but will the others agree? Written for Challenge 416: Marathon at fan flashworks.