Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

A/N: I decided to give Sasunaru month a try in English this year, so here you have it. This is a collection of individual and mostly unrelated drabbles. Both Sasunaru and Narusasu tropes will be included and each chapter will have its own warnings, as well as a tag to specify if it's SN or NS.

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Prompt #23: I'm in love with an idiot (-)

Warnings: High school AU, silly stuff.

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Tray of food in hand, Naruto walked to his usual table, humming a made up song and distractingly drumming his fingers against the platter.

"Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, Kakashi-sensei made me erase the chalkboard… again," he complained, sitting next to Kiba, smashing his hand away when he tried to grab his banana, which was the only edible thing of today's meal. "What'cha guys talking about?"

"Shikamaru had chemistry today," Kiba informed him, and took a bite of an apple he had gotten from his sister earlier that day.

"... So what?"

"I got stuck with Sasuke as my lab partner," Shikamaru said from his seat in front of Naruto.

"Huh, bet you guys are gonna have the best grades of your class," Naruto commented offhandedly, and started digging on his food, if you could even call the school cafeteria's food that.

"It's a drag," Shikamaru said with an utterly done look on his face.

Naruto didn't say anything, mouth full with his lunch, but did send a questioning glance in his direction. Kiba snorted at his confused expression.

"You know how that guy has half the school fawning over him, so now Shikamaru has to deal with that too, starting next lab class."

Now it was Naruto's time to snort, amused by the situation. It had always been like that. Sasuke, for some reason Naruto couldn't begin to understand, had always a group of dedicated fangirls following him around. Naruto used to be jealous of the attention he got, until he realized it wasn't Sasuke he was jealous of, exactly.

"Guess you'll have to deal with that from now on, then," Naruto said, grabbing his juice box and pinching it with the straw, having to apply a bit of force because the box refused to yield. "But, if it makes you feel better, Sasuke hates it too."

Shikamaru let out a defeated sigh.

Kiba started to play with his fork, no food left in his tray. "You know? I never understood that guy," he suddenly said.

Shikamaru, Naruto and even Chouji, who was there too but had been munching on some chips during the whole conversation, turned their eyes to him.

"He's got the attention of so many girls, and yet he doesn't pay attention to any of them? And, on top of that, he's always being a jerk to everybody. I don't get why the girls like him, only an idiot would fall for a guy like him."

"Hey, it's my boyfriend you're talking about there, y'know!" Naruto instantly confronted him, which made Kiba lean back, taken aback by the information.

"Your WHAT now?!"

Both Chouji and Kiba were looking at Naruto with rounded eyes, and Chouji had even stopped eating. Shikamaru, on the other hand, only seemed bored.

"Well, yeah! Don't talk shit about my boyfriend, you mutt!"

"YOUR WHAT?" Kiba repeated, incredulously. "What do you mean 'your boyfriend'? You barely tolerate that guy!"

"Kiba, Naruto and Sasuke have been together for over a year now," Shikamaru calmly intervened.

"They have what?! But you're always fighting with him and complaining about him with the rest of us," Kiba exclaimed, still baffled at the revelation of Naruto and his old elementary school rival actually being a thing.

"Well, duh. He's a massive dickhead, but I'm the only one allowed to talk shit about him. And I also don't appreciate you calling me an idiot, thank you very much."

Oh, yeah, Kiba though, I did say only an idiot would fall for him.

"Figures, a jerk like Sasuke would fall in love with an idiot like you," the Inuzuka uttered under his breath, and yelped when Naruto punched his arm.

"And how did you know they were dating, Shika?" Chouji finally spoke, asking Shikamaru a question.

Said boy just shrugged. "Seemed pretty obvious their fighting was just their way of flirting. They've always been weird."

"Oi, I resent that!" Naruto pouted.

"But how could we not know? Like, if it were a week or so, I'd get it, but a whole year?" Kiba insisted, to which Naruto just blinked at him.

"So you seriously didn't know?"

"HOW was I supposed to know?"

"Uh… I dunno. I never really thought about it, to be honest. I thought everyone already knew. I guess Sasuke just doesn't like PDA too much, so for most people we still act like we've always done," Naruto dismissed the importance of the topic by waving a hand in the air. Then, he looked up and caught the eye of the very boy they were talking about. "Hey, Sasuke! Come here!"

At hearing his name and Naruto gesturing to him to come closer, Sasuke walked up to them but didn't sit down.

"What?" he asked flatly.

"Did you know Kiba here didn't know we were together?" Naruto snickered, completely amused by his friend's obliviousness.

Raising an eyebrow at Naruto's words, he just said: "Figures, an idiot like him wouldn't have noticed."

"Hey, fuck you! How are we supposed to know if nobody says anything?" Kiba argued back.

"Didn't know we had to make an announcement."

Getting riled up by his works, Kiba turned to look at Naruto.

"If you really like this guy, you're actually the biggest idiot ever."

"Guess that only means I'm in love with an idiot, then," Sasuke replied before Naruto could open his mouth, smirking smugly. "I'm leaving."

"Calm down, Kiba, man."

"Your boyfriend's a jerk," he still couldn't believe they were both dating, and that Sasuke of all people had said he was in love in such a nonchalant manner.

Naruto laughed again. "Yeah, he is a jerk, but he's my jerk."

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A/N: Once again, this prompt didn't turn out like I had planned, but at least I finished it on time, I guess. It's still Monday here haha