Our story begins with Charlie Morningstar, the first Princess of Hell, is singing a song while her young sister, Clary Morningstar, is watching her with a sad look on her face.
Charlie Morningstar:
At the end of the rainbow
There's happiness
A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.
Charlie Morningstar:
And to find it
How often I've tried
Charlie is seen being told off by her father, while Clary tries to defend her, but fails miserably.
Charlie Morningstar:
But my life is a race
Just a wild goose chase
The scene starts to pan over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.
Charlie Morningstar:
And my dreams
Have all been denied
Why have I always been a failure
A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Charlie and an upset Clary as demonic arms and tentacles cover the scene.
Charlie Morningstar:
What can the reason be
I wonder if the world's to blame
The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.
Charlie Morningstar:
I wonder if it could be me
The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.
Charlie Morningstar:
I'm always chasing rainbows
Watching clouds drifting by
The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.
Charlie Morningstar:
My schemes are just like all my dreams
Ending in the sky
Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony, with Clary walking beside her, as they both release fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the extermination has ended.
Charlie Morningstar:
Some fellows look and find the sunshine
A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.
Charlie Morningstar:
I always look and find the rain
An Overlord opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The scene then proceeds to show a four-eyed Overlord, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.
Charlie Morningstar:
Some fellows make a winning sometime
At The Porn Studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.
Charlie Morningstar:
I never even make a gain
Believe me
Two demons check to see if Franklin is still alive and proceed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.
Charlie Morningstar:
I'm always chasing rainbows
A demon is cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.
Charlie Morningstar:
Waiting to find a little bluebird
In vain
Charlie is in tears and Clary hugs her big sister for comfort, and Charlie hugs her back, as the two sisters look back at The Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.
A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".
"Ugh. . . Huh?" Said the Four-armed Demon as he checks himself. "I'm alive! I'm alive. . ."
Suddenly, he then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which another demon walks out of the taxi.
The demon appears to be male, he has four arms, and long legs. His fur is white and he has a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head, with splotches of light-pink across it. He also has a distinctive and focal light-pink heart pattern on the back of his head. His eyelids are light-pink and the color extends up to his eyebrows, giving the effect of eye-shadow, and his lashes are dark and thick. His irises are cerise-pink. His right eye has a light yellow sclera, his left eye has a dark sclera. He has a wide mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth and possesses a single golden fang that sits slightly to his right of center. He has three cerise-pink dots under each of his eyes, which are intended to evoke freckles, although they are actually another set of smaller eyes. His chest is actually composed entirely of fluffy fur.
He wears a white suit with pink stripes throughout, a black bow tie with a pink center, a black choker, long pink gloves on all of his hands, black mini skirt, and long black thigh-high heel boots.
"Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!" Said Travis as he snickers and Angel Dust pushes his hand through his hair.
"Yeah, yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. Ya got it?" Said Angel Dust as he makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him smiling.
"Whatever you say, slut!" Said Travis as he laughs and Angel Dust pretends to be offended.
Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi," Shnuckums!" Said Angel Dust as he looms over Travis pointing at him with all his index fingers and kisses him.
As Travis angrily drives off, Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust drugs and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.
"Yoink!" Shouted the Feathered Demon.
"Hey!" Said Angel Dust looking annoyed.
"Up yours, drag show!" Said the Feathered Demon with a smirk.
Suddenly a boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel Dust gasps in shock.
"Oh my GOD!" Shouted Angel Dust as leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face. "MY DRUGS! Damn it!"
Angel Dust clenches the cloth angrily and looks up to see a war ship is seen passing by, destroying its surroundings. Inside the war ship, revealed a male demon and his henchmen.
The male demon is a slender snake-like demon whose body color is predominantly a charcoal grey. His eyes have cerise sclera with narrow black pupils, and he has a wide mouth with sharp yellow teeth; two of which being long snake-like fangs. His neck is long and his tail is black with thick yellow stripes featuring numerous cerise eyes running down the length of it. He has a black cobra hood with its front colored yellow with black corners and four cerise eye patterns spread across the center.
He wears a jacket in a matching charcoal grey to his skin, pinstriped with yellow, and a black bow-tie with a single cerise eye in the center. beneath the jacket is a long sleeved yellow undershirt. He also wears black fingerless gloves with yellow dots on each knuckle and has sharp cerise claws. He accessorizes with a large top hat in charcoal grey which has a large cerise eye in the center of it, as well as many sharp yellow teeth and a pair of goggles. The top hat appears to be sentient, as it blinks and changes expressions in unison with the demon. The demons name is Sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious henchman are sentient eggs that have small skinny black limbs. It seems that their yellow eyes are actually inside the large crack in their shells and their mouths are an additional crack on the outside of their shells.
Just like Sir Pentious, they wear a yellow shirt under a grey coat with yellow vertical stripes on it and a black tie. They also wear a black top hat with a pink or magenta stripe atop their shells. They are known as the Egg Bios.
Sir Pentious is operating the controls to his ship as he was laughing evilly.
"Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!" Said Sir Pentious as he proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open. "No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!"
"Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!" Said Egg Boi #23.
"Yeah!" Said Egg Boi #666.
"You really showed them what for! I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!" Said Other Egg Boi as his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun only to get slapped away by Sir Pentious.
"I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!" Said Egg Boi #23 and other Egg Boi pats him as Sir Pentious's hood flares open.
"At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end!" Said Sir Pentious as he pushes a few buttons and pulls the levers towards him. "And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp!"
Sir Pentious squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail with all his grip, as an Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent proceeds to swat the Egg Boi aside.
"Oh, boy!" Said the Random Egg Boi.
"Hell will be mine!" Said Sir Pentious smirking evilly. "And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen. . ."
"EDGELORD!" Shouted a female voice which Sir Pent and two Egg Bois become surprised.
"Pardon?! Who said that?!" Said Sir Pentious looking offended as he looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Bois behind him. "What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! Speak up!"
"That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman." Said the Two Egg Bois looking petrified.
Suddenly small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Bois. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind. Sir Pentious coughs and hacks out some smoke, as the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be female sinner demon as she prepares another bomb in her hand, and begins to juggle around her cherry bomb.
The female demon is a cyclops demon. She has long pink hair with blonde and white accents contained in a large ponytail, and wears a large amount of mascara. Her eye has a bloodshot pink sclera and a pale yellow x-shaped pupil. Her skin is mostly white, with pink freckles on her face and right shoulder. She also has a tattoo along her right arm that changes with different artists' interpretations.
She wears a black fingerless satin glove on her left arm and appears to have a tattoo sleeve on her right arm. She also wears a red off-shoulder crop top, a black bra, a reddish, torn-up miniskirt with two buttons on the front with one loose suspender, and ripped black leggings underneath. She appears to wear a red and white boot on her left foot, while on the right a white and red sock.
"You lookin' for a fight, old man?! Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!" Said Cherri Bomb as she proceeds to throw and catch the bomb.
Suddenly large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.
"More!" Said Cherri Bomb as she grins sadistically and Sir Pentious hood flares open.
"Oh! You wanna go, missy?!" Said Sir Pentious smirking evilly. "Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!"
Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Bois as they began to attack.
Meanwhile, the logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.
The first demon is a male sinner, he has his head is composed of an expressive gas mask, which is his entire face and neck, that has a sweep of ashy blonde hair. He wears a grey suit with a white collared shirt, what appears to be black gloves, a red tie, and a red pocket square. The demons name is Tom Trench and he's the Co-host of the 666 News.
The second demon is a tall, slim, pale-skinned female sinner demon. She has short, light-blonde hair that flairs out into an almost fan-like shape, with swept to the side bangs. She has rose-red eyes with small, white pupils. Her neck is long, mirroring her thin torso, and she has a large, round head.
She wears a short, rose-red dress with a low-cut sweetheart neckline, long-sleeves, and shoulder pads. When she moves in a sudden way, cracking sounds can be heard coming from her body. Her name is Katie Killjoy and she's the Head news anchor for the 666 News.
"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy." Said Katie Killjoy introducing herself.
"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!" Said Tom Trench as an image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown. "Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!"
"That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!" Said Katie Killjoy as a live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.
"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Said Tom Trench.
"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!" Said Katie Killjoy as she fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee and proceeds to swallow them.
"And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!" Said Tom Trench looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri and wiggles his eyebrows.
"Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass Tom! Or should I say. . ." Said Katie Killjoy as she pours her scalding hot coffee onto his crotch. "No dick?"
"Ugh...not again!" Said Tom Trench as he curls over in pain.
Then the screen shows a picture of Charlie with her sister, Clary as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.
"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with one of the daughter's of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" Said Katie Killjoy as she crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain. "Suck it up, you little bi-!"
The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.
Meanwhile at the backstage of the newscast, there were three female demons as they were getting ready.
The first demon is a 6-foot-tall, humanoid female demon with curly, long, expressive blonde hair that extends to her waist and is tied up with a black scrunchies. She has pure white skin, black lips, red circles on her cheeks, and her sclera is light yellow. Her eyelids have a pink shadow and are decorated with gray eyeshadow. She also possesses sharp fangs, and sports black, sharpened fingernails.
She wears a red-colored tuxedo jacket with a black bow tie and black cuffs. She wears long, black suspenders over a white long-sleeved shirt, paired with aubergine colored pants with stripes at the end of both legs that are in the same color as her jacket, and black and white spectator shoes. Her name is Charlie Morningstar and she's the first Princess of Hell and the daughter of Lucifer Morningstar.
The second demon is presented as a beautiful tall, slender, curvaceous humanoid female demon, standing around 5.8 feet tall. She has long blonde hair with honey-blonde and pink highlights that extends to her waist, and her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl. She has pale skin, black lips, she has silver-grey eyes. She has long eyelashes with dark pink shadow and is decorated with purple eyeshadow. She also possesses sharp fangs and black sharpened fingernails.
She accessorized a flower pearl necklace, she wears a purple and black v-neck mini dress with a ruffle hem, has long black fingerless gloves, has silver bracelets which are connected to a purple ring by chains on her right hand, and black knee-high boots. Her name is Clary Morningstar as she's the second Princess of Hell and the second daughter of Lucifer Morningstar.
The third demon is a is a slim female demon with muted gray-lavender colored skin. Her hair is white and has a jagged, moth-like shape to the cut, with pink stripes at the ends. She wears a large, light pink bow with two long tails on the back of her head, which reacts along with her moods. Her right eye has an ivory white iris and her sclera is light pink. Her left eye is missing and is replaced by a dark reddish-pink X on a slate-gray eyepatch, which glows when she is angry or irritated.
She wears a white mini-dress with slate-gray X's on her bust, similar colored scalloped trim to the bottom hem, and a matching belt. She also wore slate-gray evening gloves and a choker of the same color. Her right stocking was pale slate-gray and her left stocking was pale slate-gray alternate with light pink striped down the length. One of the straps of her dress was off-the-shoulder, revealing a slate-gray bra or tank top underneath. Her name is Vaggie and she's Charlie's girlfriend.
"Alright now, you're ready for your interview, sis." Said Clary as she finished fixing Charlie's hair and Vaggie fixes Charlie's bow tie.
"Okay! You remember what to say?" Asked Vaggie and Charlie inhales.
"Yes! Let's do this!" Said Charlie looking confident.
"Just, look at me, or your sister, and I'll mouth it to you." Said Vaggie in a serious tone.
"Come on, Vaggie and Clary! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, make things sound more exciting!" Said Charlie as she grabs and throws a doughnut away and gasp in excitement. "Hooo! What if I si. . ."
"Sing a song about it?" Asked Vaggie and Clary cutting Charlie off.
"You two knew I was gonna say that!" Said Charlie as she boops Vaggie and Clary on the nose.
"Because we know you sis." Said Clary smiling at Charlie as Vaggie fixes her bow again.
"But, please don't sing!" Said Vaggie as she shakes Charlie. "This is serious!"
"Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!" Said Charlie as she stands on the table where two demons are happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.
The two demons are known as Razzle and Dazzle, Charlie and Clary's bodyguards. They have similar red fur, long black and red horns, yellow eyes with red irises, and similar suits. Razzle's eyes are reptilian-like with thin vertical pupils, while Dazzle's eyes are larger, with his pupils being round and circular. Both also possess dragon-like wings, and their tails are long with a tuft of fur at the end of each shaped into a point.
Their "hands" have close resemblance to hooves, and their cheeks have pink spots, as well as what appear to be freckles located beside their eyes. Razzle appears to have a normal looking tongue, while Dazzle has a more snake-like one. Razzle's fur is a light shade of red, while the stripe going down his snout is darker red in comparison, whereas Dazzle's fur is the exact opposite: dark red with the stripe on his snout being a lighter shade of red.
"But, life isn't a musical, hon." Said Vaggie as she places her hands on her hips.
"I hate to say this, but Vaggie's right sis, I mean I like expressing myself and my goals through song too, but sometimes people don't like musical." Said Clary looking at Charlie.
"Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say!" Said Charlie as she starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie and Clary a piece of paper. "The highlighted bits are the best part!"
"Uh, sis, it's all highlighted." Said Clary as she and Vaggie look at the paper.
"Is this a drawing?" Asked Vaggie as she squints a bit.
"Yes! That's the happy ending, see?!" Said Charlie as she begins to fantasize. "Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!"
"Oh sis, you know I love you, but I don't think it's that simple, and not many demons will take you seriously, but I'll be right beside you during the interview." Said Clary smiling at her sister. 'And I don't really like the idea of her being alone with that woman.'
"Thanks Clary." Said Charlie looking over her paper again.
"Clary is right. Just please follow the talking points we went over." Said Vaggie as she grabs Charlie to face her. "And do not sing!"
"Okay, fiiiine. I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!" Said Charlie with a man,y accent as she salutes Vaggie and walks over to Katie Killjoy.
"Wish us luck, Vaggie." Said Clary as she walks with Charlie.
"Hiii! I'm Charlie, and this is my sister, Clary." Said Charlie nervously as she tries to go for a handshake.
"Katie Killjoy." Said Katie Killjoy as she blows out the smoke of her cigarette and throws it away. "I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards!"
Charlie was confused at the greeting from Katie Killjoy, but Clary frowned in anger at how her sister is being treated, and then Katie Killjoy seems to notice Clary and smiles at her.
"Oh Princess Clarissa, it's good to finally see a real demon royal, instead of this pathetic demon princess." Said Katie Killjoy treating Charlie poorly.
"Ms. Katie Killjoy, I really hate how demons are treating my sister poorly and if you ever do that again, I won't hesitate into burning you into a crisp!" Said Clary glaring at Katie Killjoy with glowing eyes and Charlie had to calm her down.
"Yeah. . . So. . . How's uh... how's that working out for ya?" Asked Charlie as she turns to look around nervously.
"Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here." Said Katie Killjoy as she proceeds to poke Charlie. "You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment, and many demons are actually kinda happy to see your sister in my news station."
A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" is seen in the background, and Clary rolled her eyes.
"You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me, besides your younger sister." Said Katie Killjoy as she fluffs her hair. "I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise."
Charlie and Clary both look at Tom, who is shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to the two demon sisters.
"But, I. . ." Said Charlie as she was about to speak till Katie Killjoy continues to poke her chest.
"So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!" Said Katie Killjoy threatening Charlie. "It's good to see you, Princess Clarissa!"
"And we're live!" Said a News Staff as Katie Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.
"Welcome back! So, Charlotte, and welcome Clarissa!" Said Katie Killjoy smiling at the two sisters.
"It's. . . Charlie." Said Charlie as she smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way.
"And it's Clary!" Said Clary glaring at Katie Killjoy.
"Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!" Said Katie Killjoy as she tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen.
Charlie started to feel nervous as she looks around as Vaggie motions her to go on, and Clary place her hand on Charlie's shoulder and smile at her, and so Charlie clears throat and exhales.
"Well, as most of you know, me and little sister Clary were born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me." Said Charlie as she began to speak.
Katie Killjoy spots a slug at her desk and stabs it with her pen, as the slug's blood bursts all over, and Clary somehow rolled her eyes at Katie Killjoy's kill.
"Hell is my home and. . ." Said Charlie as she gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off. "You are my people. We. . . We just went through another extermination."
Vaggie is giving Charlie two thumbs up and smile at her, and Clary smile at her sister, as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.
"We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!" Said Charlie as she speak during her interview.
Charlie's broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.
"Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through. . . Temporarily. . ." Said Charlie and she starts to lose her confidence.
"Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks. . . You hear what she thinks?! She thi. . . HAHA! Ah, she's nuts." Said a Lizard Demon as he walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends.
"I think it'll serve a purpose. . . A place to work toward redemption. . . Yay. . ." Said Charlie losing her confidence.
Meanwhile with the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching such as Crymini and a handful of others.
"Stupid bitch." Said the Cameraman Demon as he snickers.
Vaggie glared at the Cameraman Demon and she punches the cameraman square in the face, and Clary smile at her. Charlie looks around saddened.
"Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! Maybe I'm not getting through to you." Said Charlie narrowing her eyes a bit.
Suddenly Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.
"Oh no. . ." Said Vaggie and Clary as they both facepalms.
Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, the mysterious figure and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.
Charlie Morningstar:
I have a dream
I'm here to tell
Charlie walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other.
Charlie Morningstar:
About a wonderful fantastic new hotel
Then Charlie takes out a drawing of The Happy Hotel for everyone to see.
Charlie Morningstar:
Yes
It's one-of-a-kind
Right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
Razzle and Dazzle:
Oooh ooh ooh
Katie Killjoy is in shock as Tom Trench looks around in confusion.
Charlie Morningstar:
Inside of every demon is a rainbow
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile
Charlie throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons. She passes underneath a hellhound's tail.
Charlie Morningstar:
Inside of every creepy
Hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly
Happy cupcake-loving child
Charlie hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head. Then Charlie turns to Killjoy and Trench.
Charlie Morningstar:
We can turn them 'round
They'll be Heaven-bound
With just a little time
Down at The Happy Hotel
Vaggie stands within the crowd with a disappointed and worried expression on her face, while Clary became worried for her big sister.
Charlie Morningstar:
So all you junkies freaks and weirdos
Creepers fuck-ups crooks and zeroes
And down-fallen superheroes help is here
Charlie takes out syringe from a doll demon's head, as she takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage, Charlie stares at a snail demon out the window, and returns the stolen money to charity throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons.
Charlie Morningstar:
All of you cretins sluts and losers
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers
Need not fear
Charlie dips her hair into the water by the pier, as she holds out a pair of panties in disgust, then Charlie turns to face a depressed demon, and throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can
Charlie Morningstar:
Forever again we'll cure your sin
A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle, and shows the demon her clipboard. Dazzle injects a happiness syrum into the patient.
Charlie Morningstar:
We'll make you well
You'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell
At the Happy Hotel
Charlie briefly turns to her full demonic form as Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano. Then Charlie slides over to Katie Killjoy's right.
Charlie Morningstar:
There'll be no more fire
Then Charlie slides over to Trench's left.
Charlie Morningstar:
And no more screams
Just puppy dog kisses
And cotton candy dreams
And puffy-wuffy clouds
Charlie holds a dog close to her face while she holds out a stick of cotton candy, while she cuddles both the dog and cotton candy.
Charlie Morningstar:
You're gonna be like
Wow
Then the camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!" behind Charlie.
Charlie Morningstar:
Once you check in with meee
Charlie shows a check-in chart to the hotel. Vaggie has both her hands covering her face, while Clary place her hand on her forehead and shook her head.
Charlie Morningstar:
So all your cartoon porn addictions
Vegan rants
Psychic predictions
Charlie confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine, then she confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it, and she confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon.
Charlie Morningstar:
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here
Charlie avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons and throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff.
Charlie Morningstar:
All you monsters
thieves and crazies cannibals
Charlie clenches the hands of two monstruous demons and points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open. And she tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate.
Charlie Morningstar:
And crying babies
Frothing mouths that's full of rabies
Filled with cheer
Charlie looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed, and pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her.
Charlie Morningstar:
You'll be complete
It'll be so neat
Charlie completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out, as a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up.
Charlie Morningstar:
Our service can't be beat
You'll be on easy street
Yes
Charlie is in her doorman uniform as she hugs three demons, which include Mimzy.
Charlie Morningstar:
Life will be sweet at
The Happy Hoteeel
Charlie turns to her demonic form and twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her.
Charlie Morningstar:
Yeah
Charlie ends the song, looking rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.
"Wow! That was shit!" Said the Top Hat Demon,
Everyone in the audience including Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested, and Clary growled at the demons who are laughing at her sister as her eyes glow in anger.
"Booooo!" Said the Blue Flame Demon whiling looking deadpan.
Suddenly Clary let out a huge fireball and throws it at the Blue Flame Demon, burning him till there was nothing but ashes.
"Anyone else have something to say, because I will burn you all to the crisp!" Shouted Clary glaring at the demons causing them to stop laughing.
"What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just. . . Because?!" Said Katie Killjoy as she continues to laugh.
"Why don't I give you a piece of my mind?!" Shouted Clary glaring at Katie Killjoy till Charlie place her hand on Clary's shoulder to calm her.
"Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!" Said Charlie looking at Katie Killjoy.
"Oh? And who might that be?" Asked Katie Killjoy as she feigns shock and Clary growled in anger.
"Oh, just someone named. . . Angel Dust!" Said Charlie as she tries to look smug and confident.
"The porn star?" Asked Tom Trench and Katie Killjoy turns to him menacingly.
"You fucking would, Tom!" Said Katie Killjoy as she turns back to Charlie. "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube.
"How about I stick something in your stupid ass!" Muttered Clary in anger.
"Oh, I beg to differ!" Said Charlie as she begins to count on her fingers. "He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now."
"Breaking News!" Shouted the News Staff.
Katie Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk and Clary glares mercilessly at her as she helps her big sister.
"We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed." Said Katie Killjoy smiling.
The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat, and Clary's eyes widen in shock.
"Oh. . . Shit." Said Charlie and Clary in unison.
"I'm a bad person!" Said Angel Dust in the background.
"Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than porn actor, Angel Dust!" Said Katie Killjoy as she feigns a gasp and turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist. "What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now."
Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.
"Ratings!" Said Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench as they do Jazz hands.
Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view while Clary helps her sister the best she can.
"Don't look at this!" Said Charlie in a panic tone.
"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival." Said Katie Killjoy as she looms over at Charlie. "Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?"
Everyone in room start bursting into laughter and Charlie tries to think of a comeback as she looks around and Clary glares at Katie Killjoy ready to attach her for insulting her sister.
"Yeah, well. . . How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?!" Said Charlie as she grabs Killjoy's ballpen. "Bitch!"
"Ha, good one Charlie, she's a total stupid ugly bitch!" Said Clary glaring at Katie Killjoy as she smirks at Charlie's comeback.
Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench give her the death stare, Clary knew what will happen next, so she ready her sharp nails as her eyes glow.
"Ehehe. . . Oops." Said Charlie nervously as she puts pen back down.
Tom Trench runs off set, as Katie Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows. However Clary began to attack first as Charlie went to help her sister.
Meanwhile back at the turf war, purplish red smoke were transition into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting the egg bois.
"Hey, thanks for the back up, Angie!" Said Cherri Bomb smiling at Angel Dust and she fires her rocket launcher.
"You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!" Said Angel Dust laughing and puts his hands behind his head.
"Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit." Asked Cherri Bomb launching another cherry bomb.
"Oh, I wish!" Said Angel Dust lighting a bomb and handing it to her. "I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice."
Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field. Angel Dust continues to shoot down egg bois with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson.
"Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine." Said Angel Dust as he steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again. "These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!"
"Ho-ly shit!" Said Cherri Bomb in disbelief while smiling.
"Well, sorta clean." Said Angel Dust looking at the leftover smudge on his finger and destroys an incoming Egg Boi. "Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!"
Suddenly Angel Dust gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious.
"Ohh. . . Harder, daddy!" Said Angel Dust smirking at Sir Pentious.
"Son?!" Said Sir Pentious taking it seriously as he gasps.
Angel Dust lowers eyebrow and look at Sir Pentious with a dumbfound look as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side, and Sir Pentious growled in anger as his hood flares open.
"You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!" Said Sir Pentious as he adjusts his tie.
"Or the side that ain't dead!" Said Cherri Bomb decapitating an Egg Boi.
"Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?" Said Angel Dust as he stands up and removes the chains restricting him.
"Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?" Said Sir Pentious crossing his arms.
"Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" Asked Angel Dust smirking at Sir Pentious.
A sign that says "Loser" is seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast. Somehow the Egg Boi gets a pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious.
"I'm going to blow you to bitssss!" Said Sir Pentious looking enraged.
"Hm, kinky!" Said Angel Dust eyeing him up and down.
"Oh, not like that!" Said Sir Pentious as his hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" is seen pointing at him in the background. "Pervert!"
Sir Pentious knocks over an Egg Boi as he pointed at Angel Dust. Then Angel notices an egg boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear, and Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.
"Not so cocky now, are we?!" Said Sir Pentious smirking at Angel Dust who look unamused.
"Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME!" Shouted Angel Dust as his limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts.
Seeing the situation, Angel Dust reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun, and pulls out a M1928.
"And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just sad!" Said Angel Dust as he shoots his gun at Sir Pentious.
Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?
"Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?" Said Angel Dust as he retracts his third set of arms.
Back at the news station, Charlie, Clary, and Killjoy are trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench covered in flames.
"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!" Shouted Tom Trench in pain.
"Glad you haven't changed!" Said Cherri Bomb as she slugs him on the arm. "You know you're my favorite guy to party with!"
"You know it, sugar tits!" Said Angel Dust with a smirk on his face.
"You ready to finish this?" Asked Cherri Bomb as she takes out one last bomb.
"Born ready, baby!" Said Angel Dust as he takes out his Thompson gun.
Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie, Clary and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, while Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony.
After the whole interview disaster, the royal family limousine is driving back to the hotel. Charlie is hugging her knees and looking out the window with her jacket ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, while Clary is sitting next to Charlie doing her best to comfort her big sister, and while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust, as Angel Dust is amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly, and eventually he notice Vaggie's glare.
"What?" Asked Angel Dust shrugging his shoulders.
"What?. . . WHAT?! What were you DOING?!" Shouted Vaggie angrily as she rips off her hair.
"I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Said Angel Dust doing air quotes and rolling his eyes. "Helping friends with stuff?"
"Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!" Said Vaggie angrily at Angel Dust.
"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred." Said Angel Dust laughing. "It wasn't that bad, anyway."
Then Angel Dust proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller until Vaggie throws a folded pocket knife at the window roller, which Angel Dust dodge and see Vaggie still glaring at him.
"Aw, come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!" Said Angel Dust as he suggestively pushes up his chest fluff.
"Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!" Said Vaggie gesturing at a defeated Charlie. "Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!"
"No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look. . . Uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan. . . With no arms. . . Or legs. . . Oh! With progeria!" Said Angel Dust causing Charlie to hide her face with her hair. "Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! This thing have any liquor?"
"Can you please just try to take this seriously?" Asked Vaggie frowning at Angel Dust as he flicks off a dust bunny.
"Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!" Said Angel Dust snapping finger at her while smiling.
"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!" Asked Vaggie glaring at Angel Dust.
"Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!" Asked Angel Dust frowning. "Hey Clary, don't you have any liquor?"
"I'm afraid we don't, Angel Dust." Said Clary not looking away from her sister and Vaggie returns to sit next to Charlie and Clary.
"I'm gonna kill 'im." Said Vaggie crossing her arms.
"Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it." Said Angel Dust folding his arms confidently.
"¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-!" Said Vaggie speaking in Spanish as she angrily, gritted her teeth. (Author's note: For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-! In Spanish)
"Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around!" Said Angel Dust looking out the limousine window, smirking. "You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!"
"You're one to talk." Said Vaggie as she smiles smugly.
"Oh, she got you there Angel Dust." Said Clary as she smiles a bit.
"Hey! This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!" Said Angel Dust as he pushes up his chest fluff and takes out a letter.
Takes a letter from in between his chest fluff and reveals it to Vaggie, Charlie, and Clary that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".
"Ew, that's disgusting Angel Dust. Who even writes this stuff?" Asked Clary with a disgust look.
"You don't want to know, sweetie. Trust me." Said Angel Dust putting the letter away and Vaggie growled at him.
"That was really uncool, y'know, Angel." Said Charlie frowning at Angel Dust.
"Charlie is right Angel Dust. I know what you did was to help Cherri Bomb, but to fight in a turf war, while we had the interview today, that was so uncool." Said Clary agreeing with her sister.
"Uncool? After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel!" Said Vaggie and looks toward Angel Dust with an angry look. "All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!"
"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Asked Angel Dust and Vaggie motions him a "What do you think" look and he snaps his finger. "Ah, well shucks."
"Hey, come on." Said Charlie taking off her ruined jacket. "We don't know if things are over yet!"
"Charlie is right, we'll figure something out. Besides, that interview with Katie Killjoy was never going to work, what with her and all, but I'm sure will figure out someway to help with the hotels reputation." Said Clary smiling at Charlie.
"Clary is right. Try to relax, Vaggie." Said Charlie as she puts her hand on Vaggie's left shoulder. "It'll be okay!"
Vaggie smiles at Charlie and Clary knowing they are right. Then the limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment. Vaggie throws herself on the couch, facing the wall, and groans after the interview. While Angel Dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies.
"Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here!" Said Angel Dust as he laughs a bit.
However he saw Charlie still upset while Clary tries comforting her, then he closes the fridge door as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off and goes somewhere else. Then Charlie and Clary exits the hotel and Charlie tries to contact their mother.
"Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy. . . Really busy. . . But, um, the interview didn't go well, and. . . I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I. . . I think dad was right about me. . . Anyway. . . I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye." Said Charlie as she ends her call.
Charlie walks back in the hotel with Clary following her and she leans by the door in defeat, while Clary place her hand on her shoulder, and Charlie looks at her little sister and smiles.
"You doing okay, sis?" Asked Clary looking at her big sister.
"Yeah, I'm fine. . . Hey Clary, thank you for standing up for me at the news stations." Said Charlie smiling at her little sister. "I couldn't have asked for an amazing sister like you."
"Hey, I made a promise that I will always be by your side and help you no matter what." Said Clary smiling at her sister. "No one makes fun of my sister and gets away with it."
"I'm so glad that I have a sister like you." Said Charlie hugging Clary and Clary hugs her back. "Speaking of which, how are Silver and Loona doing?"
"They're doing okay, they just texted me saying they're sorry the interview didn't go well." Said Clary smiling at Charlie while showing her phone. "Also, Silver is planning on taking our assassin company to the next level of targeting humans who do wrong with the sinner demons when they use to live in the living world."
"You know Clary, I'm still unsure if you working at an assassination company." Said Charlie looking at her sister with a worried look.
"I know Charlie, but the truth is some Sinner Demons come here to Hell because of the psychopaths and criminals that do them wrong, and if I could convince them that they deserve to go to Hell because of the bad deeds they didn't do, it might help with your hotel." Said Clary smiling at Charlie.
"Well, I guess you're right, as long as you're with Silver, I guess it'll be okay." Said Charlie smiling at Clary.
"Of course it'll be okay Charlie, I'll be able to help you with the hotel until we figure how to show everyone your passion and idea will work." Said Clary smiling at Charlie.
"Thanks, little sis." Said Charlie as she hugs Clary and Clary hugs Charlie back.
Suddenly a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie and Clary as they let go of their hug. The two sisters look at each other, contemplating on whether or not to open the door, but Charlie decides to open it anyway.
The mysterious figure watching Charlie's performance from before can be seen standing before the two demons sisters, and they were shocked and a bit horrified for who they are seeing before them.
The mysterious figure is a slim, dapper sinner demon with beige-colored skin, and usually has a broad smile full of sharp, yellow teeth. He stands at approximately 7 feet. He sports a pinkish-red cropped, angled bob-cut with black tips at the ends and two large, black tipped tufts of hair extending from the top of his head, evoking the ears of a deer. The style has an undercut at the back, and two small black antlers protruding from the crown, which can grow in size in his full demonic form. His eyes have dark-red sclerae, bright-red irises and thin black pupils. His forearms and lower legs fade to dark grey, and he has red hoofed toes and red fingers.
He wears a red pinstripe coat with dark-red lapels piped with white, which is ragged along the bottom hem. Underneath this he wears a bright red dress-shirt with a black cross on the chest, and long black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. He also wears a dark-red oval-shaped monocle, rimmed with black, over his right eye. He accessorizes with a black knotted bowtie with a bright red center, black gloves with red at the fingertips, and black pointed-toe boots with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles. He also carries a thin cane with a sentient vintage style microphone attached to it. The demon is named Alastor, and he's known as the Radio Demon.
"Hel. . ." Said Alastor till he gets the door slammed in front of him.
Charlie and Clary both look at each other for a brief moment before Charlie opens the door again.
"Lo!" Said Alastor till Charlie slams door in front of his face once more.
"Hey, Vaggie?" Asked Charlie turning to her girlfriend.
"Whaaaat?" Asked Vaggie looking annoyed.
"The Radio Demon is at the door!" Said Clary looking concerned.
"What?!" Asked Vaggie in shock as she sits up.
"Uh... who?" Asked Angel Dust as he takes out the popsicle from his mouth.
"What should we do?!" Asked Charlie in a worried tone.
"Uh, well. . . Don't let him in!" Said Vaggie frowning at the fact that the Radio Demon is here.
Charlie and Clary both look at each other for a moment, and they both decided to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor.
"May I speak now?" Asked Alastor to the two sisters.
"You may. . ." Said Charlie and Clary as Alastor reaches his hand out to them.
"Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweethearts! Quite a pleasure!" Said Alastor pulling Charlie and Clary towards him and lets himself in. "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, sooo many orphans. . ."
"Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (Author's Notes: bastard son of a bitch)!" Said Vaggie holding a harpoon towards his chest. "I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!"
Alastor just smiles at Vaggie as he uses finger to move the harpoon away from him.
"Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here. . ." Said Alastor as he turns into his demonic form. "I would've done so already. . ."
Suddenly Alastor use his demonic powers that cause the screen to distorts as Charlie, Clary, and Vaggie stare at him in fear, and Alastor snaps back to reality.
"No! I'm here because I want to help!" Said Alastor causing the girls to get shock at what he said.
"Say what now?" Asked Charlie and Clary in unison.
"Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on?" Said Alastor as he taps on his mic. "Testing, testing!"
"Well, I heard you loud and clear!" Alastor's Mic as it opens its eye.
"Um, you want to help? With. . ." Asked Charlie as Alastor teleports behind the three girls with his shadow.
"This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it." Said Alastor confusing the two sisters.
"Buuut. . . why?" Asked Clary raising an eyebrow.
"Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless!" Said Alastor as he shoves Vaggie aside. "I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!"
"Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment?" Asked Charlie smiling a bit.
"And burning the news station as entertainment?" Asked Clary looking at Alastor.
"Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment." Said Alastor smiling at the girls.
"So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" Asked Charlie hoping Alastor would agree with her.
"Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no." Said Alastor as he shakes head back and forth. "I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!"
Alastor looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs.
"Okay, now that was hurtful." Muttered Clary frowning at Alastor.
"The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this!" Said Alastor as he puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell. "There is no undoing what is done!"
"So, then. Why do you wanna help my sister if you don't believe in her cause?" Asked Clary looking suspicious.
"Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!" Said Alastor as he pulls Charlie and Clary close to him and twirls them. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"
"Riiiight." Said Charlie as she and Clary remove their hand from her back.
"Yes, indeedy!" Said Alastor as he grabs the two sisters by the waist and drags them. "I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?"
"Uh, so. . . Uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?" Asked Angel Dust in confusion.
"Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!" Said Vaggie as Angel Dust shrugs cluelessly. "The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?"
"Eh, not big on politics." Said Angel Dust shrugs a second time and cross his arms.
Vaggie groans as she leans in on Angel Dust and she begins her story about the Radio Demon.
Vaggie: Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!
"Ya done?" Asked Angel Dust as he laughs dryly. "He looks like a strawberry pimp."
"Well, I don't trust him!" Said Vaggie crossing her arms.
"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?" Asked Angel Dust and Vaggie goes to the two sisters.
"Charlie, Clary, listen to me." Said Vaggie as she grabs Charlie and Clary by the shoulder. "You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!"
"I. . . We don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!" Said Charlie telling her girlfriend.
While Charlie talks to Vaggie, Clary turns to see Alastor inspects a portrait of the Morningstar family, however she saw that he's more specifically looking at her picture with interest.
"To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in." Said Charlie as she puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders. "Just. . . Trust us. I can take care of myself!"
"Charlie is right Vaggie. Look, I understand how you are concerned since you know all about Alastor's background, but somehow he might be like our only chance to help with the hotel." Said Clary agreeing with Charlie. "Besides, if he does any of his voodoo tricks, you can beat the shit out of him, and you have my permission to use my angelic blessed blade to teach him a lesson."
"Alright. . . But Charlie, Clary, whatever you two do, do not make a deal with him!" Said Vaggie as Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.
"Don't worry, we got this." Said Charlie smiling at Vaggie.
"Besides, we picked up one thing from our dad!" Said Clary smiling at Charlie.
"You don't take shit from other demons!" Said Charlie and Clary imitating their dad's voice as they walk off to where Alastor is.
"Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke." Said Charlie looking serious.
As Charlie and Clary both turn away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after the two sisters turns back to Alastor.
"But, we don't." Said Clary looking serious at Alastor.
"I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no tricks or voodoo strings attached." Said Charlie as she makes gestures with her hands.
"So, it's a deal, then?" SaidAlastor rolling his eyes at that last statement.
Then Alastor twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel. Charlie, Angel Dust, and Vaggie were a bit blown away from the energy burst, but Clary stayed within her ground and pushed Alastor's hand away.
"Nope! No shaking! No deals!" Said Clary as she stands in front of Alastor.
Then just as Alastor was about to say something, when suddenly Clary began to transform into her demon form, as fire spreads around her and her eyes glowed brightly as she glared at Alastor.
"Listen and listen well Alastor, because I'm only going to say this once, you may be some powerful overlord, but I know that you wouldn't think for a second to try to scam the royal family. So let me tell you something right now." Said Clary as her form began to grow and glared fiercely at Alastor. "If you make one step backwards, one slip up, give one good reasons you will use your voodoo tricks to hurt my sister and friends, and you won't have to worry about your purpose any longer, because I'll make sure that your soul will end and crushed, right then and there. . . PERMANENTLY!"
Charlie smile at her sister as she defends him, Vaggie and Angel Dust smirk at how Clary is threatening the Radio Demon, while Alastor is just standing there smiling at Clary's demon form, not showing any fear at all. Charlie place her hand on Clary's arm, and Clary calms down as she goes back to her normal self.
"So anyway's Alastor. . . Hmm. . . As the princesses of Hell and heir's to the throne, we, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire." Said Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval. "Sound fair?"
"Hmm. . ." Said Alastor as he rubs his chin and retracts his mic staff. "Fair enough!"
"Cool beans." Said Charlie as he sighs in relief and looks at her sister. "Nice going, little sister."
"Thanks Charlie, I may be like you, but sometimes I need to show my intimidation side and show them not to mess with me." Said Clary as she smiles at her big sister.
Alastor continues to hum while looking around the hotel till he stops in front of Vaggie, who is still frowning about his arrival.
"Smile, my dear!" Said Alastor as he tickles the underside of Vaggie's chin. "You know you're never fully dressed without one!"
Alastor walks away from Vaggie as he continues humming and Vaggie frown at him as he stops in front of the two sisters.
"So where is your hotel staff?" Asked Alastor as he looks at Charlie,
"Uh, well. . ." Said Charlie pointing to Vaggie who's staring at Alastor dead in the eyes.
"Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that." Said Alastor adjusting his monocle and walks towards Angel Dust. "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"
"I can suck your dick!" Said Angel Dust causing Clary to snicker at the response while Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.
"HAH! No." Said Alastor refusing Angel's offer.
"Your loss." Said Angel Dust as he scoffs.
"Well, this just won't do!" Said Alastor as he takes out his mic staff. "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up."
Then at the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the four behind him. The small demon poofs off the soot from her body.
"This little darling is Niffty!" Said Alastor as he drops to the floor, unaffected
Niffty is a small one-eyed demon, akin to a cyclops. Her one large eye has a hot pink and yellow sclera with a light yellow iris, and a black pupil. She also has a single eyebrow and pale yellow skin. She has short red-pink scruffy hair with a yellow highlight. Her teeth are sharp and light yellow, and she has small pink dots at each corners of her mouth, evocative of dimples.
Her attire was 1950s themed; she wore a dark pink neckerchief, a white blouse with pink dripping splotch patterning, along with a bright-pink swing skirt featuring a 50s'-fashionable dark pink poodle design with yellow dots.
"Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women?" Said Niffty as she eyes the four and lifts Charlie with no effort and puts her down. "Are there any men here?! I'm sorry, that's rude. Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense. Oh, my gosh! This is awful! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!"
As Niffty speed cleans throughout the hotel, she spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin.
"Uh, she does know that Angel Dust is a male, right?" Asked Clary softly at Charlie and she shrugs.
As the four stare at Niffty, they hear a voice coming from an unknown cat demon they can be heard nearby.
The cat demon is an anthropomorphic avian cat demon. His look is evocative of a magician, paired with a casino referencing playing-card theme. The sclera of his eyes are black, with yellow irises and slitted pupils. He has long, red eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips, and a small black heart above each eyebrow.
His fur is taupe-colored, overlayed with white on his face, torso, feet, and upper arms. The insides of his ears are white with a red tip at the point and red heart in the center. A black tuff of fluff protrudes from each, creating the appearance of small hearts. He has a darker shade of taupe encircling his ankles, mimicking spats. His tail is taupe and long, ending with a large spray of "plume-like" fur or feathers, which are dark pink with black and white stripes. He has yellow-orange hearts underneath the paws on his hands.
His wings are large and red, with dark taupe on the undersides. The undersides of his wings are decorated with black stripes which feature red and white roulette wheel dot markings. His outside of his wings are decorated with more black stripes, which wrap around the joints and run around a row of white roulette wheel dots.
He accessorizes with a black top hat with a red hatband and a golden button-like decoration, as well as a red bowtie and black suspenders over his shoulders. The demons name is Husk and he lays his cards down at the table.
"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho. . ." Said Husk till demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily. "Tel? What the fuck is this?"
Husk looks around and he spots Alastor, smiling at him, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him.
"You!" Shouted Husk angrily.
"Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!" Said Alastor placing his hand on Husk's shoulder till he swats it away.
"Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" Said Hush pointing at the jackpot which disappears into nothingness.
"Good to see you too!" Said Alastor ignoring him and Husk facepalms angrily.
"What the hell do you want with me this time?" Asked Husk glaring at Alastor.
"My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!" Said Alastor placing his arm around Husk.
"Are you shittin' me?!" Asked Husk frowning at Alastor.
"Hmm... No, I don't think so!" Said Alastor and Husk shoves Alastor off.
"You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?!" Said Husk glaring at Alastor who's dusting himself off. "You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"
"Maybe!" Said Alastor grinning as if he's about to laugh.
"I ain't doing no fucking charity job." Said Husk frowning and Alastor teleports behind him through his shadow.
"Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!" Said Alastor gesturing towards the bar he made out of his magic and pulls Husks's lips into a forced smile. "With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish."
Then Alastor makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere, causing Husk to stare at the booze for a second.
"What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!" Said Husk as he grabs the booze and looks at it. "Well, you can!"
Then Husk starts to downs the cheap booze as he goes to his position at the bar. Charlie, Clary, and Angel Dust look at the bar with excitement, while Vaggie frowned at it.
"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!" Said Vaggie till Angel Dust launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere.
"SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!" Said Angel Dust as he points to the bar with all his fingers and starts flirting with Husk. "Hey."
"Go fuck yourself." Said Husk frowning at Angel Dust.
"Only if you watch me!" Said Angel Dust as he holds Husk's face.
"Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" Said Charlie as she tries to go for a handshake but Husk reaches for his booze.
"I lost the ability to love years ago." Said Husk as he continues to down his booze.
"Hmm. . . I like him." Said Clary smiling at Husk.
"So, whaddaya think?" Said Alastor smiling at Charlie and Clary.
"This is amazing!" Said Charlie as she rubs her cheeks excitedly.
"It's... okay." Said Vaggie with her arms crossed.
"I guess this is really cool. As long as my sister is happy about it, but still no voodoo tricks." Said Clary standing next to Charlie.
"Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!" Said Alastor as he reels the three girls towards him,
Alastor lets go of Vaggie as he summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie and Clary fast enough for him to shove Vaggie away from them. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.
Alastor:
You have a dream
Alastor twirls Charlie and Clary around as he dresses them up.
Alastor:
You wish to tell
Alastor turns to Vaggie who's now on the floor, glaring at him for pushing her.
Alastor:
And it's just laughable
But, hey, kid, what the hell
Then Alastor turns back to Charlie and Clary as he tosses her mid-air. The background behind Charlie and Clary changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull. Alastor catches Charlie and Clary by the hand as they both tap dance together
Alastor:
Cause you're one-of-a-kind
A charming demon belle
Then the three demons slide down the railing of the stairs.
Alastor:
Now
Let's give these burning fools a place to dwell
Then Alastor use his demonic powers to dress up the rest of the hotel staff.
Alastor:
Take it, boys
Suddenly shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlieand Clary, who are having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.
Shadow Demons:
Boo
Alastor:
Haha
Inside of every demon is a lost cause
Alastor puts a fedora on Angel's head and plucks a hair from Husk as Angel Dust snaps his fingers back at Alastor and Husk flips him off.
Alastor:
But we'll dress 'em up for now
With just a smile
Alastor dresses Vaggie up with a fancy hat and a fox scarf and slaps Vaggie's butt, much to her anger as she threw the scarf and hat to the ground.
Shadow Demons:
With a smile
Alastor:
And we'll chlorinate this cesspool
With some old redemption flair
Alastor kicks off skull from the floor, which Niffty rushes in and cleans it off the floor.
Alastor:
And show these simpletons
Some proper class and style
Then Alastor starts to summon a shadow clone of himself.
Shadow Demons:
Class and style
Then Alastor snaps away his shadow as he pinches Charlie and Clary's cheeks.
Alastor:
Oh
Here below the ground
I'm sure your plan is sound
Then Alastor holds hands with Charlie and Clary as the three of them twirl around.
Alastor:
They'll spend a little time
Down at this Hazbin Ho-
The hotel door explodes, knocking Niffty somewhere else as Charlie, Clary, Alastor, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside. They see Sir Pentious's war ship has made an appearance outside the hotel.
"Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!" Said Sir Pentious smirking evilly.
"Do I know you?" Asked Alastor causing Sir Pentious ego to deflates but he open his hood.
"Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have. . ." Said Sir Pentious till he saw Clary. "Oh, hello Princess Clarissa."
Sir Pentious waved at Clary, much to her shock at first, but she smiles as she waves back at him, much to the others shock and confusion.
"Now, where was I. . . Ah yes, this time, I have the element of. . ." Said Alastor as he pulls a lever. "SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!"
With a snap of a finger, an otherwordly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor finishes it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand, as he grinned menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror, Alastor starts breaking the tension.
"Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now. . ." Said Alastor as he and the others head back inside the hotel.
Clary looks at Alastor with suspicion as she follows Charlie back inside the hotel, then Alastor uses his magic for the last time to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".
"Stay tuned. Hahaha!" Said Alastor sinisterly.
Meanwhile outside of the Hazbin Hotel, Sir Pentious is revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastor along with Egg Boi #23
"Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?" Asked Egg Boi #23 looking at Sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious just collapses of exhaustion as the Egg Boi #23 just look at him.
"I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" is from Hazbin Hotel
"Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow" is from Hazbin Hotel
"Alastor's Reprise" is from Hazbin Hotel
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