Character Guide:

Seymour: Ashfur

Twoey: Hawkfrost

Audrey: Squirrelflight

Orin: Bramblestar

Because Hawkfrost was killed twice, he now barely has a body. He is extremely transparent, he disappears for a few seconds if he makes any strenuous efforts, and he can only be perceived by those that knew him well in life. This is incredibly annoying to him, so he attempts to recruit Ashfur to help him. His plan is that Ashfur will possess Bramblestar, cause chaos in the clans, then reveal Hawkfrost and the other double-dead cats to them so that the living cats' memories of them will cause them to become less faded. Then, they'll be strong enough to also possess living cats. Ashfur initially doesn't want to, since he'll get kicked out of Starclan if he fails, but Hawkfrost convinces him by exaggerating how much Bramblestar has been abusing Squirrelflight. Since Hawkfrost barely has a physical form, he doesn't really care anymore if Ashfur is sexually attracted to Squirrelflight and has sex with her while in Bramblestar's body, but he doesn't know that Ashfur is romantically and sexually attracted to both him and her.

Part 1

Feed me!

Does it have to be human?

Feed me!

Does it have to be mine?

Feed me!

Where am I s'posed to get it?

Feed me, Seymour

Hawkfrost and Ashfur are meeting at the boundary between Starclan and the Dark Forest, with Hawkfrost in the Dark Forest and Ashfur in Starclan. Ashfur hopefully extends a dead squirrel over the boundary at the second line, but Hawkfrost slaps it out of his paw without actually touching his paw, which causes him to flicker. Ashfur becomes desperate, and he points towards his chest with his front paw that had the squirrel. Hawkfrost backs into the Dark Forest slightly while carefully beckoning with his tail, and Ashfur hesitantly crosses the boundary. Hawkfrost says the last line flirtily.

Part 2

Feed me all night long

That's right, boy

You can do it

Feed me, Seymour

Hawkfrost flirtily pads towards Ashfur. He walks past him, pressing their sides together and running his tail down his spine. Ashfur closes his eyes and shivers gleefully. Hawkfrost accidentally runs into the boundary between the Dark Forest and Starclan, causing him to disappear for a second. He reappears and walks back towards Ashfur, who looks at him lovingly, relieved that he came back.

Part 3

Feed me all night long

'Cause if you feed me, Seymour

Hawkfrost sits down, and Ashfur does as well. Hawkfrost lightly and slowly runs a front claw over Ashfur's arm, not enough to hurt him, and his fur raises where Hawkfrost touches it, like he's getting goosebumps. Hawkfrost notices and is hopeful. He presses into Ashfur's side.

Part 4

I can grow up big and strong

You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it

How am I supposed to keep on feeding you, kill people?

Hawkfrost seductively whispers his line into Ashfur's ear. Ashfur closes his eyes and leans into him at the beginning of the part, then suddenly opens his eyes wide, shakes his head, and springs away from Hawkfrost at the end of the first line. Hawkfrost looks at him disappointedly and drums his front claws against the ground. Ashfur nervously looks in the direction of Starclan near the end of the part.

Part 5

I'll make it worth your while

What?

You think this is all a coincidence, baby?

The sudden success around here? The press coverage?

Hawkfrost enthusiastically says his line while walking to Ashfur. He stops in front of him. Ashfur tilts his head confusedly. Hawkfrost looks at him inquisitively during the third line. He grandly gestures towards Starclan with his arm at "The sudden success around here," which causes him to flicker. Part of the blue outline on Ashfur's arm suddenly lifts slightly away from it, and Ashfur looks concernedly at it. Hawkfrost reappears, and it is revealed that he is tugging at it with a front paw.

Part 6

Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object

Does this look inanimate to you, punk?

If I can talk and I can move

Ashfur jerks his arm away and starts heading back towards the border. Hawkfrost is surprised by this, but he quickly moves in front of him right before he reaches the border, blocking him. He manages to reduce his transparency so that he's almost as unfaded as Ashfur, which surprises him. Hawkfrost shouts into his face. He waves an arm at "and I can move."

Part 7

Who's to say I can't do anything I want

Like, what?

Like deliver, pal

Like see you get everything your sickly, greasy heart desires

Hawkfrost disappears until the third line, which concerns Ashfur. Ashfur peers at where Hawkfrost's face should be during his line, hopeful that he'll unfade. Hawkfrost comes back, and they both look relieved. Hawkfrost carefully sits down, puts an arm around Ashfur's shoulders, and makes a sweeping gesture towards the sky with his other arm, then springs up excitedly, which causes him to flicker. Ashfur is hesitantly excited as well.

Part 8

Would you like a Cadillac car?

Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?

How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?

You gonna git it, if you want it baby!

Hawkfrost sits down in front of a small puddle of blood, and Ashfur joins him. Hawkfrost runs his front paw across the water, and an image of Ashfur triumphantly riding a huge dog like a horse appears at "Cadillac car." During the second line, Hawkfrost taps the middle of the puddle, and the image changes to a super edition called "Ashfur's Love" at "Jack Paar." Hawkfrost taps it again at the third line, and Silverstream appears at "Hedy Lamaar." Ashfur looks at the puddle in amazement, then meets Hawkfrost's gaze. Hawkfrost is encouraged by this.

Part 9

Would you like to be a big wheel,

Dinin' out for every meal?

I'm the plant that can make it all real

You gonna git it

Hawkfrost stands up and pretends to be intimidated by Ashfur during the first line, cowering away from him slightly. Ashfur puffs out his chest proudly, and Hawkfrost smirks, which offends him. Hawkfrost looks around and unceremoniously grabs a live rat at the end of the second line, which disgusts Ashfur. Hawkfrost tosses the rat over his shoulder, causing him to flicker. He reappears at Ashfur's side and seductively sings the last line.

Part 10

Hey, I'm your genie, I'm your friend

I'm your willing slave

Take a chance, just feed me and

You know the kinda eats,

The kinda red hot treats

Hawkfrost pads over to a bramble bush, and Ashfur watches him expectantly. Hawkfrost disappears into it, seemingly not feeling pain, then grandly emerges with bramble covered branches draped all over him, which alarms Ashfur. He struts towards Ashfur while continuously flickering, reaching him at the end of the part.

Part 11

The kinda sticky licky sweets

I crave

Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz

Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's

Hawkfrost grabs a small bramble covered vine that is wrapped around his arm in his teeth, sliding it off without breaking it, and grandly puts it on Ashfur's head. Ashfur jolts backwards while looking at it alarmedly. Hawkfrost looks sternly at him and pointedly gestures towards a small puncture wound on his neck. The needle of the fox trap flashes there, and Ashfur looks guilty at this. Hawkfrost fades while the needle is there, then comes back.

Part 12

Show a little 'nitiative, work up some guts

And you'll git it

I don't know

Come on, boy

Hawkfrost enthusiastically raises a front paw, and a small flame appears in it. He disappears, and the vines crash to the ground. Ashfur panics, but the flame disappears and Hawkfrost reappears, standing on the vines. Ashfur still looks a little nervous, and he pads parallel to the border, looking into Starclan contemplatively. Hawkfrost exasperatedly follows him.

Part 13

I don't know

Lighten up

I have so, so many strong

Ashfur is conflicted, and he shouts into the sky. Hawkfrost rolls his eyes. Ashfur walks to a small stream of blood and nervously looks at his reflection in it. Hawkfrost joins him and looks confusedly into the stream.

Part 14

reservations

Tell it to the marines

Should I go and perform

Ashfur unsheathes his claws and digs them into the ground, and Hawkfrost looks away from him, bored. Ashfur taps a front claw into the blood and waits expectantly. The final shot is his reflection in the blood.

Part 15

mutilations?

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

You didn't have nothin', till you met me

Come on, kid, what will it be?

In the blood, Hollyleaf suddenly appears. She has lept onto Ashfur and is biting his throat, and his eyes are widened. The shot switches back to Ashfur and Hawkfrost. Ashfur's eyes are widened like his reflections'. Hawkfrost starts laughing, and Ashfur is offended. Hawkfrost flickers, then grabs Ashfur's vine crown with a front paw and tosses it aside. Ashfur is relieved at this.

Part 16

Money? Girls?

One particular girl

How about that Audrey?

Think it over

Hawkfrost exasperatedly shrugs while saying the first line, then realizes something, looks smug, and focuses on the blood, then taps it with a front claw. Ashfur curiously follows his gaze. Squirrelflight appears in the blood, which shocks Ashfur. Hawkfrost realizes that he's convinced Ashfur and is triumphant.

Part 17

There must be someone you can 86

Real quiet like...

And get me some lunch!

Think about a room at the Ritz

Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz

Hawkfrost sarcastically pretends to wonder who Ashfur could possess, then exaggeratedly points towards the puncture wound on his neck. He enthusiastically hops at the third line, causing him to flicker. Hawkfrost taps the blood, and the inside of the leader's den of Thunderclan appears at "the Ritz." Hawkfrost makes a grand sweeping gesture over it with a front paw, and Ashfur is tempted.

Part 18

A little nookie gonna clean up your zits

And you'll git it

Ah, ah

Gee I'd like a Harley machine,

Toolin' around like I was James Dean,

Hawkfrost brushes his paw against Ashfur's torn ear, and Ashfur offendedly puts a front paw over it. Hawkfrost enthusiastically shoves a front paw against Ashfur's shoulder, causing him to flicker. Ashfur switches to looking enthusiastic. He runs towards a large rock and climbs up it, reaching the top.

Part 19

Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

So go git it

Woo, woo, woo

If you wanna be profound

And you really gotta justify

Ashfur enthusiastically hops at the top of the rock. Hawkfrost has reached the base, and he excitedly sings. He climbs up the rock more slowly, standing by his side at the end of the part.

Part 20

Take a breath and look around

A lot of folks deserve to die

Wait a minute, wait a minute

That's not a very nice thing to say

But it's true, isn't it?

Hawkfrost and Ashfur enthusiastically look out at the Dark Forest. Hawkfrost mimes shoving the fox trap needle into his neck wound while singing the second line. Ashfur panics and shoves a front paw against his mouth while looking in the direction of Starclan. Hawkfrost laughs, muffled. Ashfur nervously smiles in the direction of Starclan, and Hawkfrost pulls his head away and says the last line while looking into Starclan as well.

Part 21

No! I don't know anyone who deserves to be chopped up

and fed to a hungry plant

Sure you do!

Ashfur jumps off of the rock, and Hawkfrost follows, disappearing for a second after hitting the ground. Ashfur sits down and nervously runs his front paws over his tail while looking alarmedly at Hawkfrost. At the last line, Hawkfrost confidently looks into a small puddle of blood and taps it with a front claw, and Ashfur nervously follows his gaze. This part ends right after the last line.

Part 22

Stupid woman

The leader's den of Thunderclan becomes visible in the puddle, and Hawkfrost and Ashfur wait in anticipation. In the puddle, Bramblestar slowly walks in from the left. His posture is very confident, but he looks contemptuous. He reaches the right side of the leader's den, composes himself, then turns around towards the direction that he came from and says his line as angrily as he can. He arches his back and raises his tail, and his back fur bristles.

Part 23

Christ what a friggin' scatterbrain

I'm sorry, doctor; I'm sorry doctor

Falls off the motorcycle

Bramblestar snarls through the first line, and Squirrelflight quickly runs in from the left of the screen. Her neck and head are lowered submissively, and her tail is down. She is extremely anxious. When she reaches him, she starts wincing occasionally, waiting for the inevitable blow. Bramblestar shakes his head and turns towards the leader's den, and Squirrelflight closes her eyes and turns her head to the side at his sudden movement.

Part 24

I'm clumsy, doctor; I'm clumsy doctor

Messes my hair

Get this door open you little slut!

I'm trying doctor; I'm trying, doctor

Squirrelflight hesitantly opens her eyes, then hurriedly starts trying to pull the moss screen that covers the entrance to the den to the side. Her paws are too shaky to make much progress. Bramblestar sighs, then shouts his second line into her ear while raising a front paw with unsheathed claws over her. She flinches away from him while still trying to move the screen. She manages to move it to the side enough for them to get in. He goes in first, and she quickly follows. This part ends right before the first line of Part 25.

Part 25

Get the vitalis! Quick the vitalis!

I'm out of it

WHAT?

Aaugh!

The moss screen moves back in place, but their silhouettes can still be seen. Bramblestar stands over Squirrelflight domineeringly, and she cowers away from him while saying the second line. Bramblestar forcefully puts a front paw with unsheathed claws on her shoulders, digging them in, then slashes the claws of his other front paw across her cheek as hard as he can. Squirrelflight cries out in pain. The shot switches back to Hawkfrost and Ashfur. Ashfur is staring at the blood intensely and looking increasingly angry. His tail is moving from side to side, and his claws are dug into the ground. Hawkfrost is encouraged by this. This part ends right before the first line of Part 26.

Part 26

If you want a rationale

It isn't very hard to see, no, no no

Stop and think it over, pal

The guy sure looks like plant food to me

Ashfur suddenly stands up and turns towards Hawkfrost. Ashfur sings angrily, while Hawkfrost sings gleefully. They are shouting into each other's faces. Ashfur slashes his front claws against the ground at "looks like plant food to me."

Part 27

The guy sure looks like plant food to me

The guy sure looks like plant food to me

He's so nasty, treatin' her rough,

Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough.

Hawkfrost hops delightedly, causing him to flicker. Ashfur steps even closer to him, and they both shout into the sky. Ashfur closes his eyes, while Hawkfrost enthusiastically shakes a fist towards the sky, causing him to flicker. At the third line, Ashfur anxiously looks into the puddle. Hawkfrost shoves his shoulder with a front paw at "Smackin' her around," which doesn't faze Ashfur. At "always talkin' so tough," Hawkfrost annoyedly does the 'chit-chat' gesture with his other front paw, mocking Bramblestar.

Part 28

You need blood and he's got more than enough

I need blood and he's got more than enough

You need blood and he's got more than enough

I need blood and he's got more than enough

I need blood and he's got more than enough

So go git it!

Ashfur determinedly turns back towards Hawkfrost, and they start dueting. He gestures towards the puddle contemptuously while saying "he's" the first time. Hawkfrost starts hopping, which causes him to continuously flicker. Ashfur aggressively shoves a front paw onto his chest while saying "I." Hawkfrost stops hopping and disappears, and Ashfur keeps singing towards where he would be. Hawkfrost reappears and hits him on the shoulder encouragingly, and Ashfur stares angrily towards the border.