"Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! We welcomed back twenty eight contestants from past seasons for another shot at the million! We split them up into two teams, The Heroic Hawks and The Villainous Vultures! In a homage to the very first challenge we had the contestants cliff dive in search for a key that would open the Spa Hotel! In the end, Sammy found the right key and won it for the Heroic Hawks. Leaving the Villains with the task of giving one of their teammates the boot! In the end, they chose Max for being generally annoying. Find out who goes home today on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said for the intro
As the day passed, The Heroic Hamsters enjoyed their breakfast served by the Spa Hotel staff.
"Man this tastes just like the food mama used to make." DJ said as he stuffed his face
" The Spa Hotel is awesome! Let's never lose again!" Owen declared
" All teams lose at some point. I doubt we'd able to keep up this winning streak forever." Noah said
" Plus we might get the Overconfident. Then. Blowing. It. Syndrome!" Sierra said
" Yeah but a lot of the more overconfident players are on the villains team. All those big fragile egos are not gonna mesh well together." Zoey said
" That's true, speaking of which I wonder who the villains sent home last night?" Sierra ponded to herself
" I hope it's Amy.." Sammy muttered under her breath
" Um.. which one is Amy?" Lindsay asked looking around
" The girl on the other team who looks exactly like Sammy." Leshawna said
" Oh.. Wait how can there be two Sammy's?" Lindsay asked
" They're twins, Lindsay." Leshawna explained
" Lucky! I always wanted a twin! We could do each other's hair, makeup and talk about cute boys."
" Well it isn't like that.. Having a twin is like going through your own personal hell!" Sammy shouted
All of the Heroes attention turned towards Sammy.
" Whoa girl you alright?" Leshawna asked
Sierra rushed over to comfort Sammy.
" Have none of you watched Pahkitew Island? Amy has been abusing Sammy for years and then you talk about how great it is to have a twin?! Not cool!" Sierra said
" I didn't know, I've never even seen that season before." Leshawna said with a shrug
" Me either, I just didn't have the time for it." Lindsay explained
" WHAT?! For all the veterans how many of you have watched Revenge or Pahkitew Island?" Sierra asked
Harold was the only veteran on the heroes team to raise his hand.
" What is wrong with you guys?!"
" Nothing we just didn't watch it. But if you think about it were at a disadvantage. The newbies know everything about us but we know nothing about them. That could lead to some trouble." Noah said as he looked at the newbies
The conversation died down after that and no one said anything.
" Noah's Confessional"
" After two early eliminations, I want to go far this time around."
" And the only way to do that is to be more strategic. I planted that seed of doubt in the veterans heads because I want to make a veterans only alliance to pick off the newbies one by one."
" I've got my eyes on the cheddar.." Noah said with a determined look on his face
" DJ's Confessional"
" I never really thought about it before but Noah's right. Now I wish I actually watched those two seasons."
Shawn and Jasmine slept on different branches on a tree. They both woke up and hopped down from the tree. As the two saw each other they smiled.
" Morning, you up for some foraging?" Jasmine asked
" You know it!" Shawn said excitedly
Shawn and Jasmine went to go look for berries.
" Jasmine's Confessional"
" I know it seems weird that me and Shawn would rather sleep outside than in that fancy Spa Hotel."
"But neither of us are really cut out for that fancy lifestyle. We'd rather just rough it out in the wilderness."
Meanwhile at the Villainous Vulture cabin, two athletes were getting ready for their morning run. Both of them stepped outside and looked at each other with disgust.
" Lightning is not in the mood to be annoyed right now.." Lightning said as he glared at Sky
" I'm not here to annoy you, I'm just going for my morning run." Sky retorted
" Lightning is getting ready to run too but I don't want you distracting me so go do it on the other side of the island."
" What? Are you afraid of being beaten by a girl?"
" Me, losing? Sha-please you're talking to the winner of season four! I never lose!" Lightning said as he flexed his muscles
" Care to put your money where your mouth is? I bet twenty bucks I could beat you in a race!"
" Lightning never backs down! Your on!"
Lightning and Sky began to race each other around the island. Their argument however woke up another competitor. Dave opened the door and peeked his head outside to see Sky and Lightning racing.
" Better him than me.." Dave said as he closed the door
"Dave's Confessional"
" It looks like Sky has found her next victim to sink her claws into."
" I would warn Lightning but him being thrown off his game might be a good thing for a guy like me. If we lose and someone throws my name out there, I'll just tell them about whatever Sky and Lightning have going on."
"Attention all campers! Meet me at the beach, pronto!" Chris said through the loudspeakers
" First one to the beach wins?" Lightning asked as he sprinted through the island
Sky nodded and the two sprinted to the beach. It was a close race but Sky beat Lightning.
" Ha! Twenty buck please!" Sky boasted
Lightning groaned as he gave Sky twenty bucks.
" Lightning is mad that he lost but I gotta give credit when it's due. Girl you run like a cheetah, that's the first time in a while I had trouble keeping up with somebody." Lightning said as he sweated
" Thanks you weren't bad yourself."
The two athletes shook hands as the others arrived at the beach.
" Where were you two? You missed breakfast." Courtney asked
" Aw what?! Lightning needs his daily protein! How am I supposed to compete now!" Lightning complained
" I have some leftover slop if you want some." Trent said as he he took some slop out of his pocket
Lightning snatched the slop and shoved it into his mouth.
"Aw much better.." Lightning said as rubbed his belly
Chris and Chef arrived at the beach on a jeep.
" Bonjour campers! Some of you will recall our season three find and rebuild a sculpture debacle. This time our interns have buried 3D puzzle pieces all throughout the beach. There are seven pieces per team, find all your pieces and reassemble them to recreate a landmark we visited during our World Tour." Chris explained
"However you must assemble your pieces on this platform." Chris said as he pointed at two platforms
Scarlett raised our her hand.
"What is it Scarlett?"
" Well given the combined weight of our team and the endurance of that platform. I do not think it will able to hold all thirteen of us." Scarlett explained
" Good point. I guess some of you will have to dig while the others reassemble but be warned. I've laid booby traps all throughout the beach to make things more entertaining."
" And as a bonus for winning yesterday's challenge, The Heroic Hawks get shovels!"
Chris tossed some shovels at the Heroic Hawks who caught them with ease.
" If there isn't anymore questions, you may start your challenge!" Chris said
Both teams raced to their respective platform and discussed who would be digging and who would be reassembling.
" I think the more athletic members of this team should dig while our brainiacs stick to recreating the landmark." Brick instructed
" Wait am I athletic or a brainiac?" Lindsay asked
Brick shrugged, Leshawna walked over and whispered something in his ear.
"You should probably stick to digging, Lindsay."
" Okay!" Lindsay as she went to start to digging
" Harold, Sierra, and Noah! I think your efforts would be used best as the reassembling crew!" Brick said
" Awesome! Even though I got booted early in World Tour, I have a vivid memory of every landmark that was visited." Harold said confidently
Noah, Sierra, and Harold hopped onto the platform while the others started digging.
Meanwhile on the villains side they were also discussing who should be doing what.
"As team captain, I will be deciding who does what." Heather stated
" Who died and made you commander?" Courtney said as she glared at Heather
" I'm one of the most experienced members on this team. Why shouldn't I be leader?"
" Don't get cocky all because you won a season, Old Heather. Do I need to remind everyone that you didn't even end up getting any money?" Jo said as she got in the two veterans faces
"At least I have fashion sense, Miss Sweatpants." Heather said as she glared at Jo
" It's called dressing for the occasion. Were doing mostly physical challenges, it makes sense to wear athletic wear and not girlie short shorts."
The three girls continued to argue as the rest of the team stood there and watched.
" This is what happens when you put three alphas on the same team, Looks like Team Amazon all over again babe?" Gwen asked as she looked at Trent
" That name and the season associated with that don't sit well with me." Trent said with a bitter sound to his voice.
" What's got you all twisted up? I know what happened in Word Tour, but in the end I hooked up with you again. Us getting back together is nothing but good memories." Gwen said.
" Come on, you can't just ignore what happened during that season". Trent said to the goth.
Trent picked up a shovel and went to dig.
" Looks like someone is in the doghouse." Scott said as he snickered
" Shut up Scott." Gwen said before she ran after Trent.
" I think me and Scarlett would be better off reassembling the pieces. Do you agree chica?" Alejandro asked
" Your assessment is correct. Let us wait for these simpletons to find the pieces." Scarlett said as she wheeled Alejandro up the platform
The rest of the villains grabbed shovels and went off digging. The three girls stopped arguing and noticed the team was doing their own thing.
"Wait I haven't finished giving out orders yet!" Heather said as she grabbed a shovel
" Our team doesn't respect you. You can't lead without respect, Heather." Courtney said as she walked away
" What Miss C.I.T said, face it you're old news." Jo said as she walked away
" I will destroy you!" Heather said with fury in her eyes
" Heather's Confessional"
" Old news? Who does Jo think she is?"
" It looks like I need to teach that newbie some respect.." Heather said as she rubbed her hands together
Gwen finally caught up to Trent who was currently digging.
" Trent, what's wrong? You got all upset earlier." Gwen said as she sat down next to Trent.
"... Do you feel bad about what you did?" Trent asked
" What are you talking about?"
" Come on, you know. You know how hard things have been since what happened. You have to know that you and Duncan screwed up".
" It's no big deal, babe. Courtney's probably forgotten about it by now and I'm beyond over that jerk Duncan, it's just water under the bridge."
"But do you realize you never even apologized to her? The two of you hooked up and flaunted around in her face!" Trent said as he dropped his shovel
" Why should I have to apologize? She was acting like a bitch. She pushed Duncan away. He found that I was the right girl for him. "
" Yea, but you kissed him behind her back and never told her". Trent said as he looked at Gwen.
"Even if I told her, she still would have reacted the same way. Duncan should have made it clear they were over before me and him kissed, but even after he told her they were over, she has still called me a boyfriend stealer. She was going to react the same way regardless".
"Yea, but that was still wrong. She was humiliated".
"Humiliated"? Gwen asks angrily. "She doesn't know what it's like to be scapegoat when you're not wrong, have your character slandered in public, TV and online, be beat up in public, and get death threats"! Gwen yells.
"You're right that you didn't deserve any of that. Courtney is definitely no saint, but what the two of you did to her was wrong". Trent says.
" Forget about her. Focus on us. Duncan proved to be an insensitive jerk that didn't have the balls to stand up for me when I was getting all this slander. You did however. You were always there for me, which made me eventually realize you were the guy for me, not him. So, that's why I kissed you so hard on the lips and got back together with you after dumping him. You're also so fucking hot that I couldn't control myself". She grabs Trent and passionately kisses him on the lips. She then ends the kiss.
" You are giving Courtney a sincere apology when this challenge is over because that's the right thing to do."
" Fine if it'll make you happy.." Gwen said as she groaned. She glares. "You are to drop this when this is over".
"Deal".
As a sign of appreciation, Gwen plants a kiss on Trent's lips.
" Now let's find these stupid pieces!"
The two hold hands.
" Gwen's Confessional"
"Duncan and I were having issues before the kiss episodes aired, but after the London episodes aired and in the subsequent episodes, he never defended me when I was getting all this hate. He kept telling me to get over it which was not working. Trent, however, was always there for me. He's always so nice, sweet and supportive. Eventually, I realized Trent was the guy for me, so I dumped Duncan's sorry ass and got back with Trent and things couldn't be better.
" Trent's Confessional"
" I know Gwen is still bitter over all the unfair hate she has got, but I hope she sincerely apologizes to Courtney."
Trent and Gwen started digging and a stink bomb of dirty laundry landed all over them.
" Ugh this reeks!" Gwen said as she smelled herself.
"Eww". Trent says.
Courtney was the first one to laugh at their misery along with some of the other vultures.
" Courtney's Confessional"
" I'm not gonna spend every living moment making Gwen's life a life hell. That didn't work out well for me in World Tour. Nothing against Trent, but he's with Gwen".
" But if karma happens to bite them in the ass. Who says I can't laugh?"
Courtney then continued laughing in the confessional.
On the heroes side, Mike and Zoey were digging.
" If only I had a hat. Manitoba sure would be useful by now." Mike said as he dug
A lightbulb went off in Mike's head, he suddenly started running towards Jasmine.
" Sorry in advance!" Mike said as he took Jasmine's hat
" My hat?!" Jasmine said as she turned around
Mike put on Jasmine's hat and Manitoba Smith came out.
" G'day Sheila mighty fine set of legs you got down there." Manitoba said as he stared at Jasmine's legs
" Huh?!"
Manitoba then dropped down to his knees as he got a massive headache.
" Alright Mike I'll do the bloody challenge just stop giving my brain a tussle." Manitoba said as he stood up
Manitoba started digging with his bare hands at sonic speed, eventually he found a puzzle piece.
" I got me an ankle biter!" Manitoba said as he held up the puzzle piece
Manitoba then tossed it towards the platform. The reassembling crew ducked as it landed on the platform.
" Next time could you try not killing us?!" Noah asked
" Ha! Next he'll be telling me not to throw a shrimp on the barbie." Manitoba said as he nudged Jasmine
" I know you have a condition but your wannabe Australian accent is starting to piss me off." Jasmine said as she towered over Manitoba
"Duly noted sheila." Manitoba said as he backed away
Dave was digging until he noticed someone standing around doing nothing.
" Uh.. what are you doing?" Dave asked
" I'm a classy girl, I don't dig holes. So I gave my shovel to Lightning." Amy said as she filed her nails
" When this one gets tired, I'll use this one!" Lightning said as he pointed at the other shovel
"Right well you might want to try doing something or you'll get voted off."
" No one tells me what to do and especially not a loser like you." Amy said as she glared at Dave
" Don't say I didn't warn you.." Dave said as he walked away
" Hey cheerleader girl I think I found something!" Lightning said as he dug up something
" Is it a puzzle piece?"
Lightning brought his shovel up, revealing it to be a skunk. Lightning screamed and threw the skunk at Amy.
" AAAAAHHHH!" Amy screamed as the skunk flew towards her
The skunk landed on Amy's face and sprayed its stench all over her. Most of the villains laughed at Amy's misfortune. However Sammy's laughter was the loudest.
" What's got her laughing like a hyena?" Manitoba asked
" The person she hates the most just got humiliated, I'd probably laugh too if I were her." Jasmine said
" Amy's Confessional"
" I look and smell disgusting, now people are gonna mistake me for Samey."
" Remind me to hit Lightning where it hurts when this challenge is over."
Scott looked over at the heroes side and decided to casually walk over there and look for puzzle pieces. He found a piece and then put it back at the villains side to bury it.
" I'd like to see the heroes win now.." Scott said with a snicker
" What are you up to Scott?" Dawn asked
" Nothing that concerns you, fairy princess." Scott said
" When your treachery affects my team's chances of winning it does concern me." Dawn retorted
" Whatever do you mean?"
" I saw you on our side for a brief moment. I believe you did something while on our side."
" I dropped my lucky shark tooth on your side and I went to go pick it up." Scott said as he lied through his teeth
Scott conveniently pulled out his shark tooth and showed it to Dawn.
" You still carry around that thing even after what Fang did to you?"
" Well Fang took a lot of shit from me so it only made sense for me to keep something of his."
" About that I apologize for laughing at you during the finale. It was wrong of me to do that but I had strong feelings of contempt for you at the time."
Scott scoffed and went back to digging, Dawn looked like she had something she wanted to say but she decided to stay silent.
As their conversation was about to end, Lightning came over and dug up the piece that Scott hid.
" I sha-found one!" Lightning said as he looked at the puzzle piece
Dawn glared at Scott who was trying to walk away.
"Scott!" Dawn yelled at Scott
" I'm a villain for a reason, fairy princess!" Scott said as he walked away
" Dawn's Confessional"
" I meant what I said to Scott back there, he may be a jerk but no one deserves to go through what he did."
" I see in his aura that he has issues that need to be sorted out. I would offer him help but were on different teams."
" I found one!" Shawn said as he dug up a piece
Shawn walked over to the platform and gave it to Harold. However due to the puzzle piece being too heavy for Harold to carry he slipped and fell off of the platform. As Harold fell a giant hole filled with crabs appeared.
" Ow! Who put all of these crabs here?!" Harold asked as he was pinched by crabs
" Looks like Harold has found the secret surprise of today's challenge!" Chris said
To see if this also applied to the villains, Gwen walked over and touched the area with her shovel, revealing a giant pit filled with crabs.
" Crabs? I'm supposed to be afraid of something that's the size of my foot?" Gwen said as she began to laugh.
A crab jumped up from the crab pit and pinched Gwen's ear.
"Get off of me you stupid crab!" Gwen said as she tried to pull the crab off of her ear.
" Look, Gwen has a new accessory!" Jo said as she pointed at Gwen
Gwen tore off the ear piercing the crab was holding onto and threw it at Jo.
"Holy shit!" Jo said as she dodged it
" Are you okay? Your ear is bleeding." Trent said as he looked at Gwen's ear.
" Meh, it's not the worst." Gwen said nonchalantly. She then kisses Trent on the lips.
" Still you should probably get that looked at before you get an injection." Trent said worriedly
Gwen shrugged and kissed Trent on the lips. She then walked over to the Medical Services Tent.
" Ooh and it looks like one of the villains is out of commission for the rest of the challenge! How will the Villainous Vultures deal with this, Will the Heroic Hawks take advantage of this and secure their second win? Find out when we return on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!"
