" Last time on Total DRAMA ALL STARS! The two teams became rookie treasure hunters as they searched for scattered puzzle pieces in the beach. Heather and Jo butted heads right off the bat which seems to be a recurring theme on the villains team. Trent tried to get Gwen to apologize to Courtney for the whole World Tour fiasco but it was too little too late. In the end, Heather's dirty trick against Jo was successful and the jock-ette was sent packing. Who will be sent home today? Find out on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said for the intro
Jasmine was fast asleep on a tree, she yawned as she woke up and jumped down from it.
" I can't believe I searched for that bloody idol all last night and I couldn't even find it." Jasmine said as she yawned
Jasmine then went foraging for breakfast, she found an egg so she quickly started a fire with a bundle of sticks and some stones.
" Some protein would be mighty good right now."
Then a goose pterodactyl swooped the egg from Jasmine. She growled in anger and chased after it.
Some of the heroes were eating their breakfast in the dining hall of the Spa Hotel. A certain hero noticed how dejected another one was looking.
" If you don't want to eat your breakfast I could take care of it.." Owen said as he eyed Shawn's breakfast
" No I'm hungry it's just.. I wonder how Jasmine's doing on Boney Island."
" Cheer up Shawn. Jasmine's an outback survivalist, I'm sure she's doing fine." Sammy reassured him
" Still I wanna bring her some food as a token of appreciation." Shawn said as he slipped some bacon into his pockets
" Ooh that's a good idea!" Sierra said as she slipped some eggs in her bra
Shawn, Sammy and Sierra saved some food for Jasmine. Owen was hesitant about this idea.
" I'd love to bring her something but I just can't resist a good meal!" Owen said as he gobbled down the rest of his meal
As Owen finished his meal, he tried taking the eggs from Sierra's bra but was met with a slap on the face.
Meanwhile the Villains entered the Mess Hall and grabbed their crappy breakfast. Trent, Gwen, Heather and Alejandro sat at one table. Amy, Courtney, Dave, Lightning, Scott, and Sky sat at another table. While a third table was occupied by Scarlett and Ezekiel.
" Not that I don't appreciate it eh. But why would you want to sit next to me? I said some pretty awful things y'know.." Ezekiel lamented
" Taking in the fact that you came from an old-fashioned family. It wasn't a surprise to me you had some outdated views on life. But seeing how you've corrected the error I see nothing to be upset over." Scarlett stated " I'm not one to talk when it comes to being awful, I almost killed everyone back on Pahkitew Island."
Ezekiel had no reaction to that fact.
" Hmmm.. I thought you would've had a better reaction than that."
"Sorry but from what I've seen you do, it doesn't surprise me that your kind of crazy eh." Ezekiel said hoping not to make Scarlett mad
" I guess that's a fair assessment of my character, well played Ezekiel."
Meanwhile at the table where a majority of the villains sat at, Sky was attempting to talk to Dave but her efforts were ignored. Amy and Courtney were discussing miscellaneous things while Scott and Lightning were having an arm wrestling contest.
" Sha-bam!" Lightning said as he slammed Scott's arm into the table
Scott howled in pain as he grabbed his arm.
" What the hell?! You nearly broke my arm!"
"Sha-sorry! Sometimes I forget how ridiculously strong I am!" Lightning said as he flexed his muscles
An annoyed Scott gave Lightning the bird.
" Haters gonna hate." Lightning said as he smooched his bicep
Courtney looked annoyed with Lightning's and Scott's antics.
" Are all the guys from your season incredibly annoying?" Courtney asked the blonde cheerleader
" We competed on different seasons." Amy explained " Plus I thought you hated Gwen."
" I still do but I find a lot of people on this team to be unbearable."
" They're nothing compared to my sister Samey. She's nothing but a waste of space who thinks she's better than me."
"If she's anything like Gwen or Duncan then I'm sure she's an awful person."
The two hateful girls continued to talk about things they despised.
" Courtney's Confessional"
" When I first met Amy I thought she was gonna be another vapid dumb blonde like Lindsay. It didn't help that she's also a cheerleader."
" It's nice to know she actually has a brain up there." Courtney stated "Makes befriending her a whole lot easier."
The loudspeaker was turned on as Chris began his announcement.
"Attention all players forest recon in five, over!" Chris announced
The villains finished their breakfast and exited the cafeteria. The two teams walked to their destination as their host stood in front of them.
"At ease soldiers!" Chris said with a salute " Let's all welcome back exiled hamster Jasmine from her night on Boney Island."
Chef pulled up in a jeep with Jasmine in it, she stepped out of it and collapsed to the ground. Shawn, Sammy, DJ, and Sierra went to check up on her.
" Jazz are you okay?!" Shawn asked frantically
" I'm fine.. you should see the pterodactyl.." Jasmine muttered
Shawn, Sierra, Sammy, and DJ handed out breakfast to Jasmine but it was quickly taken by Owen. Owen gobbled up all of the leftover breakfast.
" Owen! That was for Jasmine!" Shawn said in anger
" Sorry it just looked so good.." Owen said as he drooled
"Well now what are we gonna give her?" Sierra asked
" Worry about that after I'm done explaining." Chris obstructed " Welcome to today's experiment with your pain thresholds, get ready for an ingenious twist on the war movie challenge from season two!" "There are two weapon caches hidden in the forest. The big one is filled with state of the art weaponry and the little one just has puny slingshots." "Whoever gets there first will have the right to choose between the two then you must pick off the competition."
" Looking forward to it." Amy said as she glared at her sister
" You get a point for each opponent you splatter. First team to twelve points wins and the a member from the losing team will be getting a dishonorable discharge tonight."
" Big whoop; This is basically just the paintball challenge from Island except this time we don't have to dress up like deer." Noah said sounding unimpressed
"Did I say you would be using paintballs?" Chris asked the cynic " I don't think so... You'll be using these babies!" Chris said as he pulled out a leech from his pocket
Most of the contestants recoiled in disgust after seeing the leech.
" Heather's Confessional"
" Leeches?!" Heather asked in disgust " He's really making us earn the million this year... jerk."
" As winner of yesterday's challenge the Heroic Hawks get a two minute head start." " Ready.. set... go!" Chris said
The Heroic Hawks ran off into the forest while the Villainous Vultures had to wait.
" Sky and Lightning we'll be counting on you two to make it to the caches before the heroes do." Heather instructed
" Those heroes won't stand a chance against Lightning and Short Girl!" Lightning said proudly
" Just call me Sky please." Sky said sounding annoyed
" Villainous Vultures you may now go!"
The Villainous Vultures ran off with Sky and Lightning in hot pursuit of the Heroic Hawks.
The Heroic Hawks noticed the two villainous athletes trailing behind them.
"Someone has to stop them or they'll gain the lead!" Jasmine said
Brick, Leshawna, and Owen tackled the two athletes to the ground and tried to restrain them.
" Let go of me!" Sky said as she struggled
" No one contains the Lightning!" "Sha-bam!" Lightning said as he punched Brick
Brick wobbled a bit and Lightning pushed him off he continued running. Noah took this opportunity to stick his leg out and trip the uber jock.
" Sha-ow! You're dead scrawny kid!" Lightning said as he got up and faced Noah
" No one threatens my little buddy!" Owen said as he ran towards Lightning
" Wait Owen! I need your help with Sky!" Leshawna said as held Sky in her tight grasp
Owen ran towards Lightning and belly bumped him, which sent Lightning flying all the way to the weapon caches.
" I made it?" Lightning asked as he got up
The Heroic Hawks and Villainous Vultures ran to the spot where Lightning landed. The Villains quickly surrounded the big crate which forced the heroes to go for the smaller one.
" Alright let's see what were working with!" Gwen said as she opened the crate
Inside the big crate were high tech leech guns and a cannon that was filled with leeches.
" Is that a cannon?" Scott said in awe
" I'll take the cannon!" Scott/ Gwen/ Courtney/ Amy said " No I'll take the cannon!"
" Sha-please I'm the reason we got the big crate. So I'll be taking the reward!" Lightning said as he stood in front of the cannon
No one could really argue with that statement so Lightning was allowed to have the cannon.
" Watch this I'm gonna take out all the heroes in one swoop!" Lightning said as he aimed the cannon at the heroes
The Heroic Hawks had a feeling what Lightning was about to do so they quickly grabbed their slingshots and ammo. Then dispersed into the forest before they could be taken out. Lightning's shot instead hit the cameraman who fell over with a thud as the leeches sucked his blood.
" Do we get a point for taking out the cameraman?" Lightning asked
" Nope!" Chris said from the PA system
" Nice going! You just wasted a shot on someone who isn't even a hero!" Heather said angrily
"Whatever I'll get em next time." Lightning said
Lightning pushed his cannon as headed into the forest.
" Moving that cannon makes Lightning a big target. Someone should go with him for backup." Alejandro suggested
" I'll do it eh!" Ezekiel said as he ran after Lightning
" I will be accompanying Ezekiel on this mission." Scarlett said as she followed Ezekiel
The other villains split up into groups and headed off into the forest as the game began.
Shawn carried a tired Jasmine across the forest. Sammy walked beside Shawn incase someone tried to attack them
" Jasmine isn't in the best condition for the challenge. She needs a place to rest." Sammy said
" I know that but where are we gonna find a place?"
Sammy pointed to a cave nearby. Shawn nodded and the two ran to the cave to drop off Jasmine.
" Someone should probably stay with her in case a villain comes in here." Sammy suggested
" As much as I love her it should probably be you. My skillset is more suited to this challenge."
" That's okay I don't mind staying here."
" Good well I'll see ya around." Shawn said as ran out of the cave
" Jasmine's Confessional"
" I hate being a burden but man Boney Island did a number on me.." Jasmine said woozily
Scarlett, Lightning and Ezekiel traveled across the forest.
" Wait a minute aren't you the freak who attacked me in the mines back on season four?" Lightning asked the feral teen
" Yeah I'm sorry about that eh. I wasn't really myself when I attacked you.."
" Really because you look and smell the same." Lightning pointed out "Have you showered since we've been here?"
" Nah I just usually lick myself clean eh."
Lightning was grossed out by this fact while Scarlett started taking notes.
" Subject licks himself like he's some sort of feline.. interesting."
The trio's conversation stopped as they heard a high pitched battle cry. They looked up to the trees and saw Mike and Zoey hiding.
" Mike you were supposed to wait for the signal!"
" Svetlana does not wait for any signal!" Svetlana said as she jumped off the tree
" Oh no..."
" Zoey's Confessional"
" I told Mike after the challenge was over yesterday that he should stop relying on his alternate personalities."
" He can do things himself, he just needs to try!"
Svetlana gracefully dodged all of the leeches coming her way. Lightning saw this as a perfect opportunity to use the cannon.
" Prepare to be struck by lightning!" Lightning said as he fired the cannon
A huge ball of leeches came Svetlana's way, not sure what to do she raised her legs and kicked the ball right back at Lightning.
" Ugh..." Lightning said as he fell over
Ezekiel and Scarlett looked at the uber jock who was now covered with leeches. Scarlett quickly shot a leech at Zoey while she was distracted which caused her to fall off of the tree.
"Ow.." Zoey moaned as she fell on her butt
Svetlana quickly reverted back to Mike who went to check up on Zoey.
" Zoey are you okay?!" Mike asked frantically
" I'm fine but kick Scarlett's butt for me."
" Will do!" Mike said happily
" But I want you to do it as yourself and not as Svetlana." Zoey demanded
" C'mon Zoey, Svetlana is practically a russian gymnast. I'm just some ordinary schmuck with MPD."
" Your not a schmuck Mike. You just need to believe in yourself."
" I'll try.." Mike said hesitantly
Mike chased after Ezekiel and Scarlett leaving Zoey and Lightning who were now out.
Dawn, DJ, and Brick walked together, they stopped at a river to catch a breather.
" Be free little ones." Dawn said as she released her leeches
" What are you doing?" Brick asked " Those are your ammo!"
"Animals aren't mean to be used as ammo, they should be free to make their own decisions."
" I'm with Dawn on this one. It doesn't seem right to use these guys for some sick little game." DJ said as he released his leeches
" I understand how you feel but now really isn't the time. We have a challenge to win!"
As the three argued about the moral ethics of the challenge. A certain villain hid behind the bushes and was ready to make a move.
" Even in a wheelchair, I still manage to be the best." Alejandro said as he aimed his gun at the cadet
Alejandro shoots and hits Brick square in the head. A frightened DJ and Dawn ran away.
" Wait don't abandon your platoon!" Brick said as he tried to pull the leech off his head
Alejandro wheeled his way out of the bushes and notices the leeches DJ and Dawn released.
" Hello extra ammo!" Alejandro said as he scooped up the leeches
" Alejandro I know were on different teams but could you help pull this leech off my head? It's really stuck on there tight."
" That sounds like a hero problem. I have to go and take out the competition." Alejandro said as he wheeled away
Gwen, Trent and Heather travelled across the forest in search of Heroes.
" Can someone tell me why Lightning got to take the cannon?" " If it were on my hand the heroes would've already been defeated!" Gwen said
" Well he is the reason we got the big crate in the first place." Trent said
" Plus even Mr. Mega Jock himself was having trouble pushing that cannon around. I doubt you'd be able to do it."
" I totally could! Not counting Lightning or Sky, I'm like the strongest villain on this team!"
" Please even Alejandro is stronger than you and he's in a wheelchair."
" You're just saying that because you like him."
"Shut up!" Heather said as she blushed
"Would you both please be quiet?!" Trent asked as he was irritated with this conversation "Were supposed to be working together as a team. Bickering about whose better isn't gonna get us anywhere."
"Yea, what Trent said". Gwen said, agreeing with her boyfriend.
" Oh weird goth girl is trying to shove morals down my throat?" "Aren't you the same girl who stole Courtney's boyfriend?" Heather asked teasingly
Gwen growled in anger. "They weren't together".
"Come on, you knew what you were doing". Heather continues to mock.
Gwen growls in anger some more, as she points her gun at Heather. "Say that again, I dare you." Gwen said angrily.
"Come on, let's not do this". Trent tries to diffuse the situation.
Gwen kisses Trent on the lips.
"Only if she stops".
" I'll do you one better. I'll sing it." Heather said not afraid of the leech gun pointed at her face " Boyfriend kisser! I thought she was my friend, but now it's time to diss her-" Heather sang before she was interrupted
Gwen shot a leech at Heather's face which sent her down to the ground.
" This just in! Two villains and two heroes are out of the competition!" Chris said from the PA system
" Wait would one of those villains happen to be Heather?" Trent asked.
" Yep! Because in this game, friendly fire counts!"
"No". Trent says disappointed.
Heather shot a glare at the goth girl as she tried to pull the leech off her face.
" You're so eliminated if we lose this challenge!"
" You had it coming." Gwen said as she pulled the leech off of Heather.
"Ok, this is bad but we can do this". Trent says.
Suddenly a leech landed right on Trent's back, he stumbled and fell over.
" Who did that?!" "No one does that to my guy and gets away with it!" Gwen said as she raised her gun
Gwen looked around for a target but couldn't find one.
" Yeah shoot then run away like a coward. You'd think the heroes would act a little more heroic." Gwen boasted.
A leech came across Gwen's way as she managed to dodge it. She saw the direction it came from and began shooting. A woozy Noah who was covered in leeches collapsed to the ground.
" It's just the bookworm." Gwen said as she ran over to Noah
Noah tried to come up with a retort but was too tired due to the leeches. Gwen took her ammo and reloaded as she headed back into the forest.
"Alright Mike what would Svetlana do in this situation?" Mike asked himself "She would probably climb on top of a tree to get a better view!"
Mike began to climb a tree as he headed his way to the top. Now with an advantage he tried to scope out any villains.
" Is that Gwen?" Mike asked " Can I take her out?" "Well Zoey did say I should believe in myself so this would be the best way of showing it."
Mike jumped down from the tree and followed after Gwen.
" Hey Gwen! You and me, right here and right now!" Mike declared
" Alright then!" Gwen said as she took out her gun
The two shot at each other from a distance while also trying to dodge the other's shots. Eventually the two got tired of dodging and charged at each other at full speed.
"Ahhhh!" Mike screamed as he ran toward Gwen
" Arghh!" Gwen screamed as she ran towards Mike
The two simultaneously fired a shot at each other. Both were unable to dodge and were hit.
" Aw man..." Mike said as he dropped his slingshot
"Well looks like our tour of duty is done."
" Confessional: Mike"
"Even though I'm out I still managed to take Gwen down with me."
" I hope I made Zoey proud.."
Dawn and DJ hid behind a huge rock.
" I'm glad the leeches are free but now were sitting ducks.."
" Do not worry for I have a plan!" Dawn said triumphantly
" No offense Dawn but I really hope your not gonna say we should resolve this peacefully."
" I have no problem with humans being harmed. I just care about the well beings of animals."
"Okay what's your plan then?"
Dawn whispered something into DJ's ear.
"Are you sure that you can do that?"
" I have absolute faith in my powers. I know that this will work."
Dawn and DJ came from behind the rock and began to search for villains. They saw Scarlett and Ezekiel walking along a path.
" Shouldn't we of brought the cannon eh?"
" Of course not that thing was more of a hindrance than actual help to our cause."
Dawn and DJ appeared in front of the two.
" Hey villains come and get us!" DJ taunted
Ezekiel aimed his gun at DJ but was stopped by Scarlett.
"Wait I think this may be a trap!" Scarlett said as warning
" Trap? We don't even have our slingshots on us. Our only reason for doing this is because we care about nature and don't wish to be in this game any longer."
Scarlett pondered on that statement and then took her gun out.
"Well if that truly is the case then it looks like this is the end." Scarlett said as she pointed her gun at Dawn
With Ezekiel and Scarlett's guns out, Dawn began her plan.
" Leeches I implore you to be free from your captors! Rise up from the reign of man and take back what is yours!"
" Is she trying to talk to the leeches eh?" Ezekiel asked in disbelief
" It seems we found someone who is more "crazy" than I am. Isn't that amusing Ezekiel?"
"Sure I guess." Ezekiel said with a shrug
As the two conversed, the leeches crawled out of their guns and attacked the two villains. Their screams were ignored as the leeches covered every last inch of their bodies.
" Oh my god!" DJ said as he looked away " Isn't this a bit much?"
" I didn't think they would be that vicious.." Dawn said worriedly
The two heroes tried to pry the leeches off of Scarlett and Ezekiel. But as they were doing that leeches were fired off into their backs. They turned around and saw Alejandro waving at them.
" Thank you for being such easy targets and for giving me extra ammo." Alejandro said as he held up his gun
" You didn't!" Dawn said angrily
" I did! There is no rule saying a villain can't steal a heroes ammo. So I did what I needed to do but I'm afraid I must depart now for search of new targets." Alejandro said as he wheeled away
" That miscreant! He took the leeches we freed and is using them for his own enjoyment!"
" That's Alejandro for you.." DJ said as he thought about the Irene situation from World Tour
" Six villains and six heroes are down! What will happen to the rest? I guess you'll have to find out after the break.!" Chris said before the commercials began