Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! The island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon, that turns normally sweet creatures into pure evil. So it seemed like just the right time to do a night challenge! As they raced, Heather pretended to be affected by the moon while Mike revealed a new personality to us. Mike's new personality tried to kill Gwen but Zoey put a stop to it. In the end, The Villainous Vultures won again and The Heroic Hawks sent Multiple Mike home. A darn shame too that Mal guy would've been ratings gold. But whatever find out what happens today on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said for the intro
Jasmine and Sammy woke up to do their daily foraging but someone wanted to tag along.
" Zoey?" Jasmine asked " You look different.."
" Thanks but I go by Commando Zoey now." Commando Zoey said
Jasmine and Sammy stared at the new Zoey that sported a red bandana and a tougher attitude.
" I'm going foraging with you guys, end of story."
" Okay.." Jasmine said awkwardly
Jasmine, Sammy, and Zoey went to go forage for berries.
" Jasmine's Confessional"
" Ever since Mike got eliminated, Zoey's been doing this whole "Commando Zoey" bit."
" I don't really get it to be honest with you but whatever makes her happy."
As the three gathered up berries they noticed Harold walking around with a magnifying glass.
" What are up to mate?" Jasmine asked
A surprised Harold screamed and dropped his magnifying glass.
" Don't scare me like that, gosh!" Harold said " I just wanted to take a closer look at this mechanical island I've been hearing so much about."
" Well it's not all it's cracked up to be."
" Were on a robotic island filled with tiny mechanical creatures." Harold said " Now tell me what part of that sentence doesn't sound awesome?"
" All of it." Jasmine said
" What? I thought since you were on Pahkitew Island you'd have fond memories of this places."
" Not really. Sure this is where I met Shawn and Sammy but we almost died thanks to Scarlett and Chris didn't even care!"
" That's just Chris being Chris. I've almost died a couple of times too." Harold said " But that doesn't stop me from coming back."
" I guess so what exactly about this island interests you?"
" The animals specifically. I wanna see if I can take one home and have it as a pet." Harold said
"Cool well I'll see you around mate."
The two walked off in different directions.
" He seemed pretty cool, maybe we should ask him to forage with us tomorrow?" Sammy suggested
" Harold's part of the veterans alliance remember?" Jasmine said " His loyalties lie with Noah."
" Jasmine's right, Harold's the enemy and the moment you forget that is the moment you get voted off." Zoey said in a cold tone
The three went back to their cabin to eat the berries they collected.
"Sammy's Confessional"
" I get we can't really trust the veterans right now because they started a secret alliance."
" But Harold seemed like a nice guy plus I don't really have a lot of guy friends back home."
Meanwhile in the Spa Hotel, Scarlett was making use of the laboratory built there to run tests on Ezekiel.
" I have to say this Spa Hotel is quite remarkable." Scarlett said "A real laboratory along with scientific equipment and chemicals. Mclean really went all out for this All- Stars season huh?"
" I guess so eh.. So what exactly are you planning on doing to me?" Ezekiel asked
" Relax I just plan on running some tests on you to see what makes you tick." Scarlett said " Open your mouth and say ahh."
Ezekiel did just that and Scarlett took a cotton swab and swabbed some of Ezekiel's saliva. While his mouth was open she noticed that his teeth had developed into sharp fangs.
" I'm curious to how your teeth got sharpened over time." Scarlett said " Can you remember your time on the plane?"
" I remember being eliminated and sneaking back onto the plane but after that it's all just a big blur eh."
" Interesting.." Scarlett said as she wrote this down in her notebook
" You have provided a sufficient amount of information. You can go eat breakfast with the others now."
"Thanks eh!"
Ezekiel hugged Scarlett and then ran off to go eat breakfast. Scarlett smiled at this gesture.
"Scarlett's Confessional"
" I value Ezekiel's friendship. But I didn't come on this show to make friends."
" I've studied this show multiple times and I know how dangerous he can be when he turns feral. If I can make some sort of adrenaline based drug that forces him to go back into that primal state... Then this game is mine!"
" Good soon to be painful morning everyone! Head to the Chris Coliseum pronto!" Chris said from the PA system
The Villainous Vultures and Heroic Hawks walked to the Chris Coliseum. When they arrived there they saw a boxing ring and a scoreboard.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa Coliseum!" Chris said "Before I explain today's challenge let's welcome back Alejandro from exile!"
Alejandro arrived with Chef Hatchet.
" Not even a scratch.." Scarlett said as she observed Alejandro
" Boney Island wasn't that bad with my skillset I was able to bend the animals to my will." Alejandro said " Unfortunately I couldn't find the immunity idol."
" What's up with that?" Scott asked " Four of us went to Boney Island and we haven't been able to find a thing.. Admit it, There is no statue!"
" There is an invincibility statue."
Chris then chuckled as the contestants glared at him.
"Anyways onto the challenge!" Chris said " We will be testing how strong you really are. Two individuals from each team will go head to head in a no holds barred boxing match! If you manage to pin down or knock out an opponent then your team wins a point. The team with the most points wins while the losers have to send someone home."
" So how do we decide who to face off against?" Sammy asked
" Easy I put all of the villains names in a hat. The heroes one by one will come up to see who they're opponent is." Chris said
Chris took out a hat filled with names. The heroes stood in line as they pulled a name out of the hat.
" Heather? Should be a piece of cake." Leshawna said as she smiled
" Ooh I got Courtney!" Lindsay said happily
" Chris there seems to be a problem sir!" Brick said worriedly
" What seems to be the matter Brick?" Chris asked
" Y-You paired me up with a girl." Brick said
" So?"
" I can't hit a woman that goes against my moral code!"
"Well there's no take-backs so I guess your stuck with what you got." Chris said
" It's okay Brick it's all in the name of good sportsmanship." Jasmine said
Brick rubbed his arm nervously, still unsure what to do about his predicament.
" As a sign of gratitude I'll give you guys the rest of the day to train for your upcoming fights." Chris said " Report here tomorrow first thing in the morning so we can start off the matches."
" Isn't it a bit unfair because the villains have the gym in the Spa Hotel to train." Noah said "Where as we have absolutely nothing."
" You're just gonna have to get creative."
Noah sighed as the two teams walked away to train. Chris however used this moment to talk to Alejandro.
" See there's an odd numbers of players so your name didn't get picked." Chris said " But we didn't want for you to miss out on the fun so we have a special opponent just for you."
" A special opponent?" Alejandro asked " Don't tell me you're going to have me fight a mutant or a robot animal. I may be strong but I'm not invincible."
" I can guarantee you that your opponent is human." Chris said "Just wanted to give you a heads up."
Alejandro walked away with Chris' warning in mind.
The Heroic Hawks headed outside as Brick and Jasmine took charge.
"As the two most fit members of this team me and Brick will be taking charge." Jasmine said " To not waste any time will be splitting ya up into two groups. Those who are decent and those who suck."
" Harold, Noah, Dawn, and Lindsay you're with me." Brick said " The rest of you will train with Jasmine."
" Let me guess our group is the one that sucks?" Noah asked
"You said it not me mate." Jasmine said as she smirked at Noah
Harold, Noah, Dawn and Lindsay ran off with Brick while the rest trained with Jasmine.
" Good morning platoon!" Brick said " There's a few things to establish before we begin. Number one what Brick says goes and Number two no quitting on yourself. As long as you follow those two rules then there won't be a problem. Is that understood?"
" Sir yes sir!" Harold said as he saluted
" Now that's what I like to see!" Brick said "Were gonna start off slow with fifty pushups. Start at the sound of my whistle."
Brick blew his whistle and everyone began their pushups. Around the count of 11, Noah dropped to the ground.
" I didn't say you could stop yet soldier!"
" Yeah but my heart is telling me to stop."
" Noah if you don't take this training seriously then well lose the challenge." Brick said " I thought given your previous performance at the dodgeball game during season one, you'd have learned by now to put in a little effort."
Noah groaned as he continued doing push ups.
" That's the spirit!"
The villains were making use of the Spa Hotel's personal gym. However one villain was clearly struggling.
" Hey Dave do you need some help?" Sky asked
" N-No I-I got it!" Dave said as he was out of breath.
Dave struggled to lift up ten pounds. Lightning and Gwen noticed this and laughed at him.
" Dude can't even lift ten pounds!" Lightning said " He's making Cameron look like a bodybuilder right now!"
"Yeah what happened to "bulking up" once your season ended?" Gwen asked
" I never got around to it.." Dave shamefully admitted.
"Come on, don't make fun of him". Trent said.
Gwen responded by kissing her boyfriend on the lips.
"You're a villain". Dave says to Gwen, only to earn a scowl from the Goth.
" Everyone starts somewhere, So what if he can't lift that much right now?" Sky said " He'll get the hang of it eventually."
Dave looked at Sky and smiled.
" Well I don't know if you noticed but the matches are tomorrow." Gwen said " And I'm pretty sure Chris isn't gonna hand out participation trophies."
" If that's the case then I could be his personal trainer."
"Good luck with that." Gwen said as she walked away
Sky walked over to Dave's bench and stood over him.
" I'll spot you just in case it gets too heavy."
" Alright but don't expect too much from me."
Dave slowly did his reps and stopped at twenty.
" I-I feel like I just ran a marathon.." Dave said tiredly
" That just means your body is at work." Sky said " We have a lot more to do but I'm sure you can do it."
" But why exactly do you believe in me?" Dave asked " I feel like your putting all of your eggs into the wrong basket."
" Dave look no matter what anyone else tells you." Sky said " You have potential you just have to utilize it. Remember when you snapped during the finale?"
" I'd rather forget about that."
" Tap into that rage and use it to beat your opponent into a bloody pulp!"
" Geez Sky that's a bit overkill.."
" Sorry!" Sky said " I just get a bit passionate about this kind of stuff."
Then it was Sky's turn to get on the bench and despite her short stature she added a lot of weight to the bar.
"Don't you think that's a bit dangerous?" Dave asked worriedly
" I know my limits." Sky said " I can handle this."
Sky started doing her reps with ease as Dave watched her with a smile on his face. He started to blush but he quickly snapped himself out of it.
" Dave's Confessional"
Dave was slapping himself in the confessional.
" Focus Dave Focus!"
" Cute athletic girls are my kryptonite. I guess since I'm so weak I just have a thing for girls that are naturally stronger than me."
" But I have to play a cold heartless game this time around so no distractions!"
Jasmine's group was training hard as she had them jog through the forest while carrying heavy rocks.
" Move like kangaroos!" Jasmine said
" Training's cool and all but when's lunch?" Owen asked
" You get a lunch break once you complete your run."
Owen groaned as he continued the running. As her group finished the jog she was already onto the next assignment.
" It's time for some practice sparring! Everyone-" Jasmine said before she was interrupted
" What happened to lunch?"
" Well do it after we complete this."
" You said that last time!"
" I'm with the big guy, working us like dogs is just gonna make us tired." Leshawna said " We need a break."
" Fine fifteen minute lunch break. But I'll be timing it!" Jasmine said
Jasmine's group ran towards the Mess Hall in hopes of a meal.
" I've never been so happy to eat Chef's food before!" Sammy said as she ran
" Hunger'll do that to ya!" Jasmine said as she ran
" Jasmine's Confessional"
" I know I might've seemed harsh. But it was only out of good intention."
" We've lost three times in a row, Someone has to step up and make sure we don't lose a fourth time."
The two teams trained for the rest of the day, they got a good night's sleep and headed back to the Chris Coliseum the next day.
" Greeting players are you ready to beat the ever living snot out of each other?" Chris asked
" Sha-yeah!" Lightning said
The others looked at Lightning like he was strange.
" What I can't be the only one excited for this."
"Since you all know the rules let's just get right into it." Chris said " The first match will be... Dave vs Noah!"
Both of them grabbed their boxing gloves and headed into the ring. Chef walked out onto the ring wearing a pink dress.
" Chef how do you flawlessly pull off that look every season?" Noah asked sarcastically
" Shut up scrawny kid." Chef Hatchet said " When I ring the bell, you two start punching each other."
Chef ringed the bell and Dave charged at Noah. Dave was swinging at him, but Noah was doing a surprisingly good job at dodging him. This went on for a couple of minutes as the others started to get bored.
" You can't win the match just by dodging!" Jasmine said " Hit him!"
Noah tried to hit Dave but he barely even felt it.
" Holy crap, I'm stronger than you..." Dave said happily " I'm not the weakest one here! Yes!"
" Noah's Confessional"
" I'm not much for exercise but if Dave is stronger than me then I should probably work on that."
" Doesn't matter I don't need brawn to win this match. I just have to exploit his weakness."
Noah went back to dodging Dave hits until he stopped.
" Look let's not delay the inevitable." Noah said " Just hit me already."
" Finally!"
Dave took a swing at Noah and he fell to the ground. As he got back up, Dave couldn't but notice that Noah had a bloody nose.
" U-Um your nose is all bloody.." Dave said nervously
" I know doesn't that just gross you out?" Noah asked " I mean imagine if some of my blood got onto you? The germs and bacteria spreading all over your body.."
Dave was starting to grossed out. He tried to punch Noah again but he dodged and smeared some of his blood on him.
" Oops I got it all over you."
Dave looked at the blood on his arm and he started to get light-headed. He wobbled around the boxing ring until he passed out.
" 1...2...3! Dave is out for the count!" Chris said " Noah scores a point for the Heroic Hawks!"
The heroes cheered for Noah while the villains glared at Dave.
" That was barely even a real fight!" Courtney said angrily " He just fainted at the sight of blood!"
" Hey Miss Olympian what happened to training him?" Gwen asked
" I didn't expect that to happen!" Sky said
" Well if we lose you better expect his name to come up when were deciding who to eliminate." Heather said
Sky gulped in fear. As Chef Hatchet threw an unconscious Dave out of the ring, Chris was ready for the next match.
" Next up is the cowardly cadet versus the athletic olympian! Brick versus Sky!" Chris said
Sky and Brick put on their boxing gloves and hopped into the ring.
" I'll try to go easy on you ma'am." Brick said
" Don't patronize me!" Sky said "Show me everything you got!"
Chef ringed the bell, Sky used her speed to get in a lot of good jabs. Brick for the most part was just blocking.
" Why isn't he hitting her?" Zoey asked
" I dunno.." Jasmine said " Brick get your arse in gear!"
Brick couldn't bring himself to hit Sky so she used this to her advantage and swept his legs which sent him tumbling out of the ring.
" Brick is out of the ring! Which means the point goes to the Villainous Vultures!"
Zoey grabbed Brick by his shirt to yell at him.
" What the hell was that?! You practically just let her win!" Zoey said angrily " Whose side are you on?!"
" Even if it just a game.. It didn't feel right." Brick said " I'm sorry I let the team down."
Zoey dropped him and scoffed.
" Next up is a match I've patiently been waiting for! The two brawling beauties, Heather versus Leshawna!" Chris said
Heather and Leshawna turned and glared at each other as they stepped into the ring.
" I beat you before and I can do it again." Leshawna said
" Oh please last time you got the drop on me." Heather said " This time you won't be as lucky."
The two squared against each other as Chef ringed the bell. Leshawna punched Heather in her face, Heather managed to shake it off and get some light jabs in. Once Heather tried to get another jab in, Leshawna grabbed her arm and pinned her down to the ground. She then turned her around and started punching her in the face.
The Heroic Hawks and some of the Villainous Vultures were cheering Leshawna on.
" May I remind you people that Heather is on our team?!" Alejandro said
" Doesn't mean I can't root for Leshawna." Gwen said "Kick her butt!"
"Go Leshawna". Trent cheers.
Leshawna then gave Heather one final punch that knocked her tooth out of place. Leshawna stood victoriously over Heather.
" Leshawna wins after giving Heather a brutal beatdown!" Chris said " Though I may add that wasn't very heroic."
" She had it coming after she made those wise-cracks about me at the trivia challenge." Leshawna said
"Alright well our next match is a reimaging of the Brain versus Brawn showdown from Season Four!" Chris said " It's the dorktacular dweeb versus the mighty meathead! Harold versus Lightning!"
" Wait a sha-minute. You mean to tell me that guy was my opponent?" Lightning asked as he pointed at Harold " Here I was thinking I was gonna have a challenge."
" I'd be careful if I were you Lightning." Harold said " Your arrogance might lead to your downfall."
Lightning and Harold put on their boxing gloves and hopped into the ring. Chef rang the bell and Lightning started off with a big jab at Harold's stomach. Harold doubled over and fell down. He slowly got up and spat on the ground.
" Is that all you got?" Harold asked
Harold sent a killer right hook that had Lightning stumbling for a bit. The two exchanged blows for a bit until Lightning delivered a killer uppercut to Harold's jaw. Which sent him flying to the other side of the ring.
" Sha-bam!" Lightning said victoriously
The villains cheered for Lightning but Harold slowly got up as Lightning was celebrating. He snuck up behind Lightning as the Villains tried to warn him.
" Turn around!" The Villainous Vultures said
By then it was too late and Harold swung his entire foot into Lightning's kiwis. Lightning cried as he fell down.
" Can you stand up?" Chris asked
Lightning shook his head.
" Then it looks like we have our winner!"
" That was so unfair! Harold snuck up behind him and kicked him in his balls!" Courtney said "That's now how boxing is supposed to work!"
" Courtney this isn't real boxing. I don't care if you use unfair tactics."
" So basically you're saying we can do whatever we want?" Scott asked
"As long as you don't kill them."
Some vultures smiled at this news.
" Up next is the small town girl versus the Villain Goth!" Chris said "Zoey versus Gwen!"
" This should be simple." Gwen said happily.
She gives Trent a fierce kiss on the lips.
"When I win today, I will be sure to". Gwen says and then whispers something in Trent's ear, causing his eyes to widen and him to blush.
"Oh". Trent says.
"Yes". Gwen says seductively.
Gwen and Zoey stepped into the ring.
" Don't think I'll go easy on you like Brick did. Let's get this over with so I can fuck my boyfriend". Gwen says arrogantly and smugly.
This was met with looks from everyone. Trent has an embarrassed look on his face.
"Definitely a villain". Chris says and then laughs, earning several nods.
Zoey didn't respond as Chef Hatchet rang the bell. Gwen and Zoey angrily yelled and charged at each other. Gwen knocks Zoey on the ground. She gets on top of her.
Gwen smiles seductively. "I often get on top of Trent and things always get sexy and dirty when that happens". She says seductively.
"My goodness, this is gross". Zoey says cringing and she knocks Gwen off her. The two get up and Gwen moves back.
"Come on girl, let's see how tough you are". Gwen says smugly.
Zoey yelled a warrior cry as she charged at Gwen and pinned her to the ground. Gwen smiles seductively again.
" If you were Trent in this position I would be so turned on right now."
"Ew!"
Zoey let go of Gwen and she punched her in the face. She got up and started swinging on Zoey, she was able to block one of her punches as the two wrestled over the wring. Zoey eventually kicked Gwen off of her and unleashed one kick after the other. Gwen grabbed her leg and flipped her onto the ground. She then stood over her.
" Say Uncle and this'll all be over."
" No!"
"Say it!"
" NOOOOO!" Zoey screamed
Zoey managed to push up even with Gwen standing on her and Gwen stumbled down. She then used this opportunity to grab her arm and twist it.
" Aw crud."
" Say Uncle."
" If you're trying to be funny then-" Gwen said before she was interrupted
Zoey twisted his arm even harder and she groaned in pain.
" Uncle! Uncle!"
Zoey let go of her arm and hopped out of the ring.
"And that's how it's done villain!" Zoey said proudly
" And that's another point for the Heroic Hawks!" Chris said " With the score being 4-1, The villains are really gonna have to pull through these next rounds if they want any shot of winning."
Gwen walks off the ring and is met by Trent.
"Oh my gosh, are you ok"?
"The girl got lucky". She smiles seductively. "You're still getting it tonight".
She then starts passionately kissing Trent on the lips.
" The sixth round today is the feral freakshow versus the sensitive sweetheart!" Chris said "Ezekiel versus DJ!"
As the two got ready for their match, Scarlett took this opportunity to talk to Ezekiel.
" So how do you feel about your match?" Scarlett asked
" Pretty bummed eh.." Ezekiel said " DJ's a pretty nice guy so fighting him is weird."
" Aw..." Scarlett said " It sounds like someone could use a hug right now."
Ezekiel nodded and the two hugged. While he was distracted Scarlett took out a syringe and injected something into his neck.
" Ow!" Ezekiel said " It feels like a mosquito just bit me eh."
" Oh well good luck with your match." Scarlett said as she walked away
" Scarlett's Confessional"
" While everyone else was wasting their time with training. I was putting the finishing touches on my feral drug!"
" I slipped some into Ezekiel when he wasn't looking, I figured this boxing match would be a good test run."
Ezekiel and DJ hopped into the ring. Ezekiel however started to twitch and growl which DJ took notice of.
" Um.. Ezekiel are you okay?" DJ asked
" Urgh... my head hurts eh!"
" Chris stop the match!" DJ said " I think something's wrong with Ezekiel!"
" I don't care if something's wrong with him." Chris said "Start punching each other!"
Chef rang the bell. Ezekiel howled as his eyes were now bloodshot red and he snarled at DJ. DJ started to get nervous so he tried to back away slowly but the now Feral Ezekiel tackled him to the ground and started clawing away at him.
" Ow! Ow! Ow!" DJ said
DJ tried to pull Ezekiel off of him but the drug made him too strong. Ezekiel then proceeded to maul DJ as his screams were heard all throughout Camp Wawanakwa.
" Chris make them stop!" Dawn said as she covered her eyes
" No way! This is great for ratings." Chris said as he smiled at this carnage
Most of the contestants looked away at this horror. Even Chef was starting to get disturbed.
" Chris I love torturing these kids as much as the next guy." Chef Hatchet said " But even I think this is going a little too far."
" Alright fine." Chris said " Interns! Bring out the tranquillizer darts and put him down!"
Some interns arrived with a blow dart gun and shot one right at Ezekiel as he was mauling DJ. The tranquillizer dart was effective and Ezekiel was knocked out cold. Then the interns put the two contestants on a stretcher and carried them to the infirmary.
" Chris if there's anything that fight just proved is that Ezekiel is a danger to our safety." Courtney said " I demand that you boot him off the show."
" No can do but if you happen to lose and you wanna vote him out that's fair game."
" I'm with Miss C.I.T on this one." Scott said " That guy is all sorts of fucked up."
" I am not eliminating him, end of discussion!" Chris said sternly " Now when we return from our commercial break how will the rest of the fights go? Will DJ recover from that beating he just took? And will I be possibly sued? Find all these answer and more when we return!"