" Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! Our players fought each other like it was Black Friday at the mall! There was winners, losers, and Trent who got farted on by Owen. Can we replay that clip?"

An intern replayed the clip of Owen farting on Trent. Chris started laughing hysterically.

" Aw man.." Chris said as he wiped a tear from his eye " Anyways the Heroic Hamsters finally won again and Zeke was put on the hot spot for going feral on DJ. Before Zeke left he saw Scarlett's true colors but he was only able to warn Trent. What'll happen this time? You'll have to watch it to find out so grab a snack and tune in to TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!"

Gwen and Trent are standing behind the losers cabin, with Trent having two bruises on his neck.

"How did you like that"? Gwen asks seductively.

"You went at me hard. Everyone will see this, especially your mom and brother.

"I'm not ashamed that I love you Trent. My mom and Dustin will be happy I'm doing this with you".

She kisses Trent on the lips.

"I enjoy smashing you." She says seductively, causing Trent to blush.

Dave and Sky were going for a morning jog together. Dave was clearly struggling while Sky wasn't breaking a sweat. The two stopped in the middle of the forest.

"S-So you're saying Lightning was busy again?" Dave asked as he grasped for air

" Yeah it's weird.. It's not like him to mess a workout." Sky said " I didn't want to intrude on his personal business."

Dave sat down and tried to catch his breath.

" Y'know the boxing challenge is over with.. Why are we still exercising?"

" It's good to stay in shape for future challenges." Sky said " Plus it gives me a chance to talk to you."

" Oh cool.." Dave said as he gave her a thumbs up

Sky sat down next to Dave, she cleared her throat as she looked at the germaphobe.

" There's no way to ease into this conversation. But since it's just the two of us I should just say it." Sky said " What happened back in Pahkitew Island was completely out of line and I normally don't act like that. I think the pressure of the competition just got to me."

" I've been thinking about it too and I think I owe you an apology." Dave said "I was so wrapped up in the idea of us being together I never really listened to what you had to say."

Dave extended his hand.

" I've been thinking about all the time we've been spending together recently and I wanna bury the hatchet between us." Dave said "What do you say?"

Dave and Sky shook hands. Sky wrapped up in the moment, leaned forward to kiss Dave but she wasn't met with a response.

" What is it?" Sky asked " You don't like me anymore?"

" No it's not that.. I still have feelings for you. It's just what you said before about waiting to date until after the competition made a lot of sense. I just never liked the idea because it meant I had to wait." Dave said " I'd definitely like to get to know you more but now isn't the best time."

Sky smiled at Dave as she nudged him.

"Since when did you get so mature?"

" I'm always mature.. It's just sometimes my emotions get the better of me." Dave said as he scratched his head

"Well since were officially friends now I should let you in on a secret."

" What that you have another boyfriend I don't know about?" Dave asked jokingly

"Ha ha.. very funny." Sky said sarcastically " I formed an alliance with Trent a little while ago and I wanted to talk to her today about letting you in on it."

"Trent?" Dave said as he was caught off guard " If anything I thought you'd have an alliance with Lightning. What do you and Trent possibly have in common?"

" We both came onto this season to fix past mistakes." Sky said " Plus Lightning is just a good work out buddy. Were not really close to each other besides that."

"Still he can win challenges and be easily manipulated, that's a good combo right there."

"That is true but he isn't really a big fan of you." Sky said "Plus all of his loyalty lies towards Amy."

Dave took a second to think about this.

" I'm no master strategist or anything." Dave said as he tapped his chin in thought "But if we got rid of Amy then Lightning would be a lone wolf in this game. He'd have no choice but to align with us."

" I'd be on board with that." Sky said " Not only is Amy a bully but she's practically dead weight."

"Then it's settled." Dave said as he got up " Next time we lose we give Amy the boot and then we have Lightning join our alliance."

Sky and Dave having finished their talk walked back to camp.

"Sky's Confessional"

" Yes! Were finally on good terms! You did it Sky!" Sky said as she celebrated

" Plus he wants to get to know me better after the competition is over.." Sky said as she blushed

" Look It's been a long time since I've been on a date. A lot of guys look at you differently once you're known as that selfish girl with a boyfriend that flirted with another guy on national television."

Zoey was on Boney Island searching for the invincibility statue. She encountered some wooly beavers that snarled at her.

" You're the wooly beavers from that obstacle course challenge during my season." Zoey said to herself " Then you must remember what I did to you guys right?"

Zoey lifted up her leg and the wooly beavers cowered in fear.

" Now scram!" Zoey yelled

The wooly beavers ran away as Zoey smirked to herself.

"Zoey's Confessional"

" Everyone always complains about how horrible Boney Island is.. What a bunch of wimps."

" Before I volunteered to go to Boney Island I talked to Jasmine about all the spots she searched for."

" That way I don't waste time looking in empty spots."

Zoey searched around the spots Jasmine didn't check but she still didn't find anything.

" I don't get it! I've checked everywhere!" Zoey said "Was Chris really lying about the statue?!"

Zoey sat down and huffed as she tried to think. Starting to feel hungry she ate some of the fish she caught the night before, but as she was eating the fish an idea popped in her head.

" Wait a minute.." Zoey said "Could it really be in there?"

Zoey ran towards the edge of Boney Island and dived into the water.

Scott was walking around the forest until he saw Dawn sitting on a log meditating. He decided to go talk to her.

" I wasn't sure if you were going to accept my invitation." Dawn said " I'm glad to know you did."

"It's not like I had anything better to do.." Scott said as he sat down beside her " So what you just wanna sit there and meditate while I watch you?"

" No it's just something I do every morning to calm my spirit." Dawn said " I feel like you could benefit from doing it."

" How could I benefit from sitting in place like a damn monk?"

" Just try it Scott, I wouldn't recommend it to you if I didn't think you needed it."

Scott grumbled as he copied Dawn's position and tried to meditate... after five second he gave up.

" This is stupid!" Scott said as he stood up" I don't know why I came here."

" Because even though you try to act tough deep down you're actually a coward."

Scott blinked twice and stared at Dawn.

"Are you doing that weird thing where you read my mind?" Scott asked

" I didn't need to look at your aura for that." Dawn said "Simply watching your behavior was enough for me to tell."

"What are you talking about?"

" Something's been bothering you Scott.." Dawn said " I want to know what it is so I can help you."

"It's none of your business fairy princess." Scott said "And even if you did know there's not much you can do about it."

Dawn placed her hand on his shoulder.

" You really wanna know so bad?! Fine!" Scott shouted " You remember my little encounter with Fang that landed me in that trauma chair?! I've been having nightmares about Fang attacking me over and over again! That Ezekiel incident reminded me of that and I've been pretty spooked ever since."

" There there let it all out.." Dawn said " I think I may have the solution you're looking for."

Dawn handed Scott some herbal tea.

" Drink this before you go to sleep, It should calm your nerves."

" I don't get how drinking tea is gonna stop me from having nightmares."

" Let's just say I added a little something in there that should help." Dawn said with a wink

Scott looked at the tea bag and quickly noticed something.

" Wait a minute is there mariju-" Scott said before he was interrupted

"A good tea maker never reveals her secrets."

As just like that Dawn vanished, leaving Scott with his new tea bag that may or may not have drugs in it.

"Scott's Confessional"

"So fairy princess is a dopehead huh? Can't say I'm surprised about that."

" Still it's cool she wanted to help me out in her own little weird way."

The Heroic Hawks were enjoying breakfast at the Dining Hall until they heard a knock on the door.

" I think someone's at the door!" Lindsay said

" Really? I couldn't tell by the loud knocking." Noah said sarcastically

" I'll go check and see who it is." Brick said

Brick walked to the front entrance and opened the door. He was greeted by a familiar face.

" DJ you're alright!" Brick said enthuastically

Once everyone heard Brick said that they rushed downstairs to see if it was really true. Once they saw DJ they pulled him into a group hug.

"Doctors said I made a full recovery and I'm good to compete in challenges again!" DJ said happily " But..um.. is Ezekiel okay?"

The Heroic Hawks looked at DJ like he was crazy.

" Why would you ask that?" Lindsay said " Zeke went crazy and attacked you!"

" I don't think it was his fault though." DJ said "When we were getting ready for our match he said he was having a headache. Maybe that's what drove him to attack me."

"Even if he did have a headache that doesn't change what he did." Leshawna said

" Still all season Ezekiel has been.. relatively normal." DJ said " It doesn't make sense for him to start acting crazy out of nowhere."

The Heroic Hawks pondered about this until an announcement came on.

"Attention all players meet me at the ampitheatre in ten minutes." Chris said from the PA system " It's challenge time!"

" Look DJ we can think about that another time we gotta go." Leshawna said

The Heroic Hawks headed off to the ampitheatre.

Both teams arrived at the ampitheatre where Chris stood before them.

"Before I explain today's challenge let's welcome back yesterday's exile." Chris said "Zoey!"

Zoey walked over to her team and stood next to them.

" Any luck finding the idol?" Noah asked

" Like I'd tell you anything egghead." Zoey said coldly

" Touchy.." Noah said as he backed away.

Chris looks at Trent and smirks, "What are those on your neck Trent"?

Trent's eyes widen as everyone looks at Trent.

"Are those hickeys"? Courtney asks.

"Yea, I fucked my boyfriend and that felt nice". Gwen said smugly. Trent looks down embarrassed.

"She's definitely a villain". Heather says as many agree. Gwen glares at her.

" Today's challenge is a throwback to season one's talent show and season five's talent show." Chris said "Each team must pick three members to perform! They will be judged on a scale of 1-10. The team with the most points wins the challenge!"

...

" What? I thought you'd enjoy a more light-hearted challenge after all the fighting that went on last time." Chris said

" Like you said we've already done a talent show twice." Noah said "It seems like you're running out of ideas."

" I am not! I even threw in an original twist this time!" Chris said " The last two times it was me and Chef judging your performances. This time you'll be judged by your fellow competitors."

" How is that gonna work?" Gwen asked "Obviously people from the other team are gonna say our act sucks."

" Oh I didn't mean you guys..." Chris said as he snickered " I meant them!"

The lights were cut on suddenly and the contestant's attention was directed towards the stage.

" Say hello to judge number one! He's a party boy with a girlfriend who made out with a pole!" Chris said " It's Geoff!"

Geoff walked out onto stage.

"Sup dudes." Geoff said as he waved at the contestants

" Judge number two has an attitude, a jersey accent and a spray tan!" Chris said " It's Anne Maria!"

Anne Maria strutted onto the stage and waved at the campers.

" She's a judge? You really must've been struggling to find people who wanted to come back onto this show." Noah said

" Hey watch who you talking to string bean!" Anne Maria said angrily " I will mess you up!"

Not one for confrontation, Noah slinked away to the back of the crowd.

" Our third and final judge is only here because everyone else from Pahkitew Island declined." Chris said with no enthusiasm " It's Ella..."

Ella skipped out onto the stage and waved at everyone.

" I decided to have a judge from each generation to make things interesting." Chris said "They'll be chilling in the Spa Hotel while you guys work on your acts. The talent show will be held later tonight so be prepared.."

The teams dispersed to discuss strategy.

The Villainous Vultures loitered around the cabins as they talked strategy.

" As someone who knows how to please the crowd." Heather said as she brought out a clipboard" I will obviously be leading this challenge."

" No fair! I wanna lead for once!" Amy said as she pouted

" Okay but leadership comes with a lot of responsibilities." Heather said as she walked towards Amy " One of them being blamed for if we lose this challenge and frankly I don't think you'd want that. As someone with virtually no allies it's best for you to stay under the radar like the rodent you are."

Amy stopped talking and sat down.

" Y-You can be leader.." Amy stuttered

"Good!" Heather said " Does anyone want to go first?"

" I do!" Sky said as she raised her hand

Sky stood in front of her fellow campers and brought out a jug of mineral water. She chugged it in one go as her belly started to rumble. Sky then burped as loud as she could in the opposite direction. Nearly shattering the windows, her burp could be heard throughout the entire camp.

The Villainous Vultures had mixed reactions. The guys such as Lightning, Trent, Scott and Dave were cheering for her but the girls such as Heather, Gwen, Amy and Courtney recoiled in disgust.

" Sky you're a girl, you should have more class than that." Courtney said as she covered her nose

" Oh my gag! That was sooo gross." Amy said

" I don't if you were trying to do an imitation of Owen or something but that is not going to be shown in the talent show." Heather said as she glared at the olympian

Sky sighed as she sat back down.

" If it's any constellation, I thought it was pretty cool." Dave said

" Really?" Sky said " I thought you hated stuff like that."

" Yeah but it's cute when you do it."

Sky blushed at Dave's remark as Scarlett raised her hand.

" Do you have a talent Miss Nerdette?" Heather asked

" No but it would make sense for Sky to go." Scarlett said " Given her impressive track record I'm sure she could impress the judges with some gymnastics."

" She's a gymnast?" Heather said "Why didn't you say that instead of doing that weird burping thing?!"

" It worked out last time I did it so I figured why not try it again?" Sky said

" I don't care what worked during your little weirdo season you will be doing gymnastics." Heather said "Is that clear?"

Sky nodded her head. Heather wrote down Sky's name as an act for the talent show.

"Good now whose next?"

"I got nothing. Gwen says.

Lightning was the next in line.

" I'm gonna start doing some push ups." Lightning said " When I say go I want you guys to sit on my back."

Lightning started his push ups as the Villains watched with vague interest.

"Go!"

Heather walked over and sat on his back.

" Go!"

Sky walked over and sat on his back.

" Go!"

Courtney walked over and sat on his back. Lightning then switched to doing push ups with one arm.

"196...197...198...199...and 200!" Lightning said as he counted

Lightning stood up disregarding the three girls that were sitting on his back and struck a pose.

" 200 push ups with three people on my back and with one arm!" Lightning said " The judges will sha-love it!"

" Your idea is.. worth looking into." Heather said "But it needs a wow factor, try adding in something exciting so the judges don't get bored."

" The Lightning is on it!"

Heather wrote down Lightning's name as an act for the talent show.

" We need one more act people." Heather said

Courtney stood up proudly and walked over to Heather.

" If no one else wants to go then I'd be glad to do it." Courtney said " A performance by me on my violin will surely impress the judges."

"Okay but make sure your violin doesn't get destroyed this time."

" That wasn't my fault!" Courtney said angrily " Blame Clumsy Bridgette and her two left feet!"

" I'm just saying." Heather said as she shrugged

Heather wrote down Courtney's name as an act for the talent show.

"We have all three acts, try to help with the performers with anything they need." Heather said "This team meeting is adjourned."

The Villainous Vultures dispersed to do their own thing. But Dave was quickly pulled aside by a certain individual.

"What is it?" Dave asked

" If I remember correctly you have a "special" relationship with that Ella girl correct?" Alejandro asked

" Yeah." Dave said "Are you like asking for my permission to hit on her?"

" Oh no amigo I would never dream of that." Alejandro said " It's just.. I thought of a way to guarantee we win this challenge."

"Alejandro's Confessional"

" Due to my burn marks my charming skills may not work as well as much as they used to."

" But I have confidence in myself. I will seduce Anne Maria while Dave reacquaints himself with Ella."

"By the time were done well have two judges eating out of the palm of our hands."

The Heroic Hawks sat in the Mess Hall discuss who was performing.

" If anyone has any ideas just bark it out." Jasmine said "Something's better than nothing."

" Ooh girl you have to let me shake my stuff on stage." Leshawna said "My dancing will knock the socks off those judges."

Everyone visibly cringed at the idea of Leshawna dancing.

" U-Um..." Jasmine said awkwardly "Wouldn't you like to sing instead?"

" Didn't you watch World Tour? I hated singing!" Leshawna said " This body was made for one thing only and it was dancing!"

...

"Since no one else is gonna say it I guess I will." Noah said "Leshawna your dancing sucks."

Everyone gasped at this as Leshawna turned her head towards Noah.

" You always got something slick to say ya little turkey." Leshawna said " I don't see you coming up with any bright ideas."

"He can't come up with a good idea." Jasmine said "All he's good for is offering criticism and negativity."

Noah put his hands up in defense.

" Geez I say one thing and your all on me like a dog is on his new chew toy." Noah said " Harold didn't you earn a perfect score last time by doing beatboxing? Why don't you just do that again?"

" I guess I could though I've cut back on the burritos so I don't have as good a diaphragm as I did before." Harold said

" That's one act down." Jasmine said

Sammy raised her hand.

" Were not in school Sammy." Jasmine said " You don't have to raise your hand."

"Right! Well I was just thinking I could do a cheerleading routine." Sammy said " But I'd need one more person to do it with me."

"Ooh! Ooh! I could do it!" Lindsay said " I was a cheerleader back in high school!"

"Really? Thanks Lindsay you're the best!" Sammy said as she hugged Lindsay

"All we need is one more. Does anyone have any other ideas?"

" If everyone else is too scared then I guess I could go." Zoey said

"Alright what's your talent?"

"Archery." Zoey said " I started doing it once I first turned Commando but I've been working on it since I've left the season."

" I think that covers everything." Jasmine said "I say we meet back right before the talent show to make sure everything's running smoothly."

The Heroic Hawks nodded as they went their separate ways.

Alejandro and Dave stood in front of the Spa Hotel. Alejandro was brimming with confidence while Dave was a bit more squirmish.

" C'mon amigo you won't impress any chicas looking like that." Alejandro said

" I-I'm just a bit nervous is all."

Alejandro shrugged as he knocked on the door. Anne Maria opened the door and proceeded to check out Alejandro.

" Wow.." Anne Maria said as she stared at the latin lover "You're that really hot guy from season 3 right?"

"Yes I am and I assume you are the beautiful Anne Maria?"

Anne Maria blushed as she opened the door, she then closed the door once Dave tried to enter.

"Whoa don't go interrupting our private time ya twerp." Anne Maria said as she glared at Dave

"It is okay he has other business to attend to." Alejandro said " Right Dave?"

"Yeah.. I just need to talk to Ella."

" Oh why didn't ya say so?" Anne Maria said " She's in the balcony singing loud enough to wake up all of New Jersey."

Dave nodded as he left Alejandro and Anne Maria alone and headed towards the balcony. There he saw Ella singing with some birds he decided to wait until she was finished to approach her.

" Hello?" Dave said awkwardly as he walked towards Ella

"David!" Ella said happily as she turned around

She ran to Dave and gripped him in a bear hug.

" I-It's nice to see you too.." Dave said as he grasped for air

Ella and Dave stood over the balcony.

"So what made you wanna come back?" Dave asked

" I haven't seen you in a long time so I figured this was the best way to come in contact with you." Ella said " I wanted to talk to you about something."

" What is it?"

" It's about us actually... I know you said you didn't want a serious relationship and I did agree with you at the time." Ella said " I've tried dating other guys but I cannot see any of them being my prince. David would you like to live happily ever after with me?"

Dave was so surprised by Ella's sudden offer. He knew how lovestruck and naive she could be but he never thought she would want to get serious with him. As he stammered for words, Ella moved forward to seal the deal with a kiss. As Sky was walking by she saw the two kissing up in the balcony.

" Is that?.." Sky asked as she looked up to the balcony "Gasp"

"Sky's Confessional"

" I wanna wait until the game is over my butt!"

" Urgh I should've known he was lying when he said he wasn't dating Ella!"

" Wait a minute was he pulling a Keith situation on me?... Now I know how bad it feels to be on the receiving end of that."

Ella and Dave were enjoying their kiss but Dave was thinking about Sky the entire time. Dave closed his eyes and imagined he was kissing Sky but he soon realized this wasn't a good idea and pulled Ella off of him.

" Look Ella things are... uh.. complicated right now." Dave said " I just patched things up with Sky and I wanna see where things go."

" Sky?" Ella said " She broke your heart while I gave you my love and affection. It should be clear who is the one meant for you."

"Well yeah but I think she's changed-" Dave said before he was interrupted

Ella put her finger near Dave's mouth to silence him.

" I will give you some time to think about my offer." Ella said " Good luck with the competition my prince."

Ella and Dave exited the balcony. Dave searched around the Spa Hotel for Alejandro.

"Alejandro? I think we gotta go." Dave said

Dave knocked on one door and Alejandro opened it revealing he had nothing on at the moment but a speedo.

" Dude why are you naked?!" Dave said as he covered his eyes

" Alejandro baby close the door." Anne Maria said " You're letting all the hot air out of da room."

"Give me about five minutes to finish up." Alejandro said

Dave nodded as Alejandro closed the door. He waited near the front door as Alejandro returned fully dressed.

" So I take it we have Anne Maria on our side?" Dave asked

" Yes, I mean this with no hostility but she is quite possibly the easiest female I have seduced." Alejandro said " Not nearly enough of a challenge for Alejandro Burrosmeurtos."

"Yeah we get it you get tons of girls." Dave said "Can we go now?"

"Seeing as how my job is done there is no other reason to be here."

Alejandro and Dave left the Spa Hotel.

" So did you succeed in getting Ella's vote?"

"Well.. She said she wanted to start a relationship with me and I said maybe." Dave said "So if I had to take a guess.. She doesn't hate me."

Alejandro facepalmed as he glared at Dave.

" Amigo you had one job!" Alejandro said "What is so hard about seducing a female who you've already had sex with?!"

" It's complicated okay!"

" I just hope your blunder doesn't mess up my plan."

Alejandro walked away as Dave was left there to sigh. Just when he thought it was over Sky walked up to him.

"Hey-" Dave said before he was interrupted

" If you had a thing with Ella you could've just told me you jerk!" Sky said angrily

Sky slapped him across to face and walked away.

"Dave's Confessional"

"So..that wasn't my proudest moment."

" I don't know how I'm gonna clean up this mess."

The time had come for the talent show to begin and the performers were getting ready for their acts.

Heather walked up to the uber jock.

" Lightning why aren't you getting ready for your performance?"

" Chill I got everything set." Lightning said " I even added in that wow factor you were talking about."

Lightning tossed the football so high up in the air it knocked a stage light out of it's place. The stage light staggered a bit before falling and nearly hitting Leshawna. Harold pushed Leshawna out of the way and was hit in the head by the stage light.

"Harold!" Leshawna said in concern

Heroes and Villains alike rushed to Harold's aid. Chris walked over and saw what was happening.

" Dangit! I leave for five minutes to get coffee and I miss all of the exciting stuff." Chris said " You guys got it on camera though right?"

The cameraman nodded.

"Cha-ching! Hello ratings!"

Leshawna stomped over to where Chris was standing.

" Harold has a concussion, do something!" Leshawna said angrily

" Alright help is on the way." Chris said "Chef!"

Chef Hatchet arrived in a nurse costume and carried Harold away on a stretcher.

" Heroes your up in five minutes so I suggest you find a new act before then."

" Of course this has to happen right before the show." Jasmine said "What rotten luck!"

" Is there anyone that would be willing to fill in at the last minute?" Noah asked

...

" Guys I know you think I suck but give me a chance." Leshawna said " I wouldn't be putting myself out there if I think I couldn't do it."

The Heroic Hawks thought about this for a moment.

" I say we let her do it." DJ said

The other heroes agreed with DJ as Leshawna smiled.

" Yes!" Leshawna said "You won't regret this!"

With Harold now out of commission everyone prepared to get ready for their acts. Some time had passed and Chris walked onto the stage.

" Despite the freak accident that happened earlier the show must continue!" Chris said "Up first from the Heroic Hawks is Zoey!"

Zoey and Owen walked onto the stage. Zoey had a bow and several arrows in hand while Owen had an apple on top of his head. Zoey put a bandana on to spice things up and loaded her bow. Owen began to sweat as he was worried about where the arrow was gonna land. Zoey took her shot and the arrow pierced through the apple perfectly.

The Heroic Hawks and some of the Villains cheered for Zoey.

" Judges what do you think?"

Geoff put up an 8, Anne Maria put up a 4, Ella put up a 5. This received mixed reactions from the crowd.

" Wow tough crowd." Chris said

" What the bloody hell was that?" Jasmine said "These judges are some sticklers huh?"

" I get Anne Maria but why would Ella give Zoey a bad score?" Sammy said "She's so nice.."

" Next up is a cheerleading routine from Lindsay and Sammy!"

Lindsay and Sammy walked out onto the stage with identical red cheerleading outfits. Music started to play as they did flips and cartwheels. They then began to start a chant.

"Chris! Chris! He's our man, if he can't do it no one can!" Lindsay/Sammy chanted " He is smart and oh so great! He's someone we must appreciate!"

As the two did their chant Chris began to tear up.

"Man are you crying?" Chef Hatchet asked

"I-It's just so beautiful!" Chris said as he wiped his tears

The two finished the chant with a backflip. They were both incredibly sweaty after doing all that but they were grinning ear to ear.

The Heroic Hawks cheered as loud as they could for the cheerleaders.

"Bravo! Bravo!"

The judges however were not as impressed. Geoff put up a 6, Anne Maria put a 3 and Ella put up a 4.

" Are you guys blind?!" Chris asked " That was a masterpiece! I demand you re-think your decision!"

The judges sighed and went back to the drawing board. Geoff put up a 7, Anne Maria put up a 6 and Ella put up a 5.

" Much better.." Chris said

" Sammy's Confessional"

" Kissing Chris' butt does have it's perks.."

Sammy's eyes widen when she realizes what she just said.

" Wait I didn't mean it like that!"

" The Heroic Hawk's score is 35 points!" Chris said " Let's see how many points they earn with their final act, Leshawna!"

Leshawna walked out onto the stage with a boombox. She started playing some hip hop music as she began dance. Everyone was pleasantly surprised when they saw Leshawna breakdancing with skill and precision. She moved across the dance floor like a contortionist as her body was all over the place. She finished by spinning across the stage and striking a pose. Everyone stood up and cheered for her.

Geoff and Anne Maria put up an 8 while Ella put up a 6.

"That puts the Heroic Hawks at 57 points in total!" Chris said "Will the Villainous Vultures be able to beat that? Find out after the commercial break!"

"Alejandro's Confessional"

" I told Anne Maria to not give the heroes anything higher than a five! What is she doing?!"

While the villains were getting ready for their turn, Alejandro walked over to Anne Maria.

" Sup doll?" Anne Maria asked

" Why did you give Leshawna a 6?" Alejandro asked

" Look I know you said not too but I couldn't help it!" Anne Maria said " But that dance routine was tight! I gotta give respect when it's due."

"Well the scores for our team better be excellente or you can kiss this hot body goodbye." Alejandro said as he pointed at his abs

Anne Maria blushed as the other judge was curious to what Alejandro was doing.

" Ale-jerk-dro." Geoff said " Still flirting with girls to get ahead huh?"

" Geoffrey it's nice to see you again mi amigo!" Alejandro said "You must tell me how Bridgette is doing."

" She's doing fine dude." Geoff said " You're lucky we patched things up after what you did."

" Well Geoffrey it really isn't any of my business but if you're relationship with Bridgette was as stable as you thought it was then she wouldn't of kissed me."

"Dude... get out of here before I do something I regret." Geoff said angrily

Alejandro took his leave and went back to sit on the bleachers.

"Now that the intermission is done is time for the Villains to show us what they're made of!" Chris said " Up first is Sky doing some gymnastics!"

Sky walked out onto the stage which now had a balance beam on it. She had changed into the proper attire for gymnastics and hopped onto the balance beam. She walked over the balance beam and did some flips. She finished her performance by doing the splits.

The Villainous Vultures cheered for her, Geoff put up a 6, Anne Maria put up a 9, Ella put up an 8.

" Looks like Sky's gymnastics performance impressed the judges!" Chris said " I wonder if Courtney's violin performance will do the same?"

Courtney walked out onto the stage with her violin. She began playing a sweet serenade that impressed one judge but put the other two to sleep. As she finished she took a bow.

Chris looked over and saw that Geoff and Anne Maria were asleep he walked over and slapped them in the head.

" I'm not paying you guys to sleep!"

"Sorry dude that was just so boring..." Geoff said as he yawned

"Excuse me?!" Courtney asked in disbelief

" You heard em doll." Anne Maria said " This is the best I could give you."

Anne Maria put up a 6, Geoff put up a 7, Ella put up a perfect 10.

" Well I loved her performance!" Ella said happily

"At least one of these stupid judges has some common sense." Courtney said

Courtney walked off stage in a huff and some screaming could be heard backstage.

"Courtney's Confessional"

" I've been practicing the violin since I was ten years old. I worked hard to make sure I was perfect at it."

"So when those two idiots fell asleep during my performance and proceeded to not give me a perfect score."

" I was a little pissed..."

Lightning was the last to walk onto the stage with a bench and some weights. Scarlett also pulled out a strange looking device that was put next to Lightning.

" Um.. Lightning?" Chris said " What is that giant beepy thing next to you?"

" Oh that ain't nothing but a bomb." Lightning said

" A bomb?!" Chris said

Chris hopped off the stage and stood a good distance away from it.

""Yeah I had smart girl whip up a bomb so I could have that wow factor." Lightning said " See if I don't bench press 300 pounds for 50 reps in 10 minutes. Then this puppy will go off and blow the stage sky high!"

" Hey dude you break it you buy it." Chris said

" It's not gonna go off though because Lightning is amazing!" Lightning said as he flexed his muscles

Lightning sat on the bench and began his reps. The contestants looked nervously as they watched him.

" Why did you make a bomb for Lightning of all people?!" Heather asked

" He asked me to do it." Scarlett said " I figured I was being a "good team player."

"A good team player wouldn't let their teammate play with explosions." Sky said

Scarlett noticed the glares she was getting and cursed under her breath.

"Scarlett's Confessional"

" I thought by doing a "good deed" I could get on Lightning's good graces and form an alliance with him."

" But now apparently I'm a target for elimination if we lose.."

" If they vote me off then they might see another bomb in their near future." Scarlett said in a venomous tone

Lightning began to grow tired as he did his reps, there was only two minutes left on the clock before the bomb exploded. Lightning knew he had five more reps left so he went into overdrive.

"Lightning never gives up and never surrenders!" Lightning said "45...46...48...49...50!"

Lightning dropped the weights and stood victoriously.

" I did it!" Lightning said "Sha-woo!"

The Villainous Vultures and Heroic Hawks breathed a sigh of relief.

" I wouldn't celebrate just yet.." Scarlett said " Lightning missed a number.

"What are you talking about? I counted all the way through!" Lightning said "45...46...48... Oh shit."

The timer hit zero and the bomb went off, blowing up the entire stage and Lightning with it. Lightning soared across the sky and perfectly landed in the Flush of Shame.

The contestants were shocked as Geoff, Anne Maria and Ella all put up 10s.

" I mean dude blew himself up." Geoff said "That deserves a 10."

" This just in with 76 points the Villainous Vultures crush the Heroic Hawks and win today's challenge!" Chris said

The Villainous Vultures celebrated their recent victory.

" Lightning's Confessional"

Lightning had soot all over his body and he was currently delirious.

" I-I told you I could do it..."

"S-Sha-bam..."

Lightning fell over into the toilet.

Noah sat in the Mess Hall as Lindsay spilled information to him.

" Lindsay get to the good part." Noah said " Who are the newbies planning on voting off?"

" Oh they said they want you gone." Lindsay said "Something about you being untrustworthy.."

" Interesting.." Noah said " I guess they don't realize we still have the majority. It'll make defeating them that much easier."

Unbeknownst to them someone was eavesdropping on their entire conversation.

Ella, Dave, and Sky stood right outside of the Spa Hotel.

" If you brought me here to kiss Ella in front of me then I'm gonna get really mad." Sky said

" It's not like that.." Dave said "I just wanted a chance to talk to the both of you. Things have been confusing today and I just wanted to set things straight."

"Ella you helped me when no one else wanted too and I really appreciate that." Dave said " The time we spent together was special but I just don't feel the same way about you. I'm sorry..."

Ella looked at Dave and sighed.

" It's okay.." Ella said " I've always wanted you to look at me the way you look at Sky but I guess that was not meant to be. I wish you two the best of luck."

Ella sadly skipped away as Sky looked at Dave.

"You really meant all of that?" Sky asked " You'd choose me over Ella?"

" Every single time."

Sky and Dave hugged as they smiled at each other.

"You wanna go watch someone get flushed down a giant toilet?" Dave asked

Sky nodded as the two walked to the elimination area.

The Heroic Hawks arrived at the elimination ceremony. Harold arrived as well with a bandage wrapped around his head.

" Hey ginger biscuits you doing okay?" Leshawna asked

" I'm doing great." Harold said "As if a stagelight could affect my mad skills."

Harold's nose started to bleed but he wiped it off with his sleeve.

"Welcome Heroic Hawks! You guys failed big time at the talent show!" Chris said "Let's see who you blame for your collective failures."

" Noah's Confessional"

"The best way to kill a snake is to chop off it's head."

" Goodbye Jasmine." Noah said as he wrote Jasmine's name down

" Lindsay's Confessional"

" Noah's been helping me remember names so I don't mess up my vote."

" J..a..s..m..i..n..e." Lindsay said to sound it out as she wrote Jasmine's name down

"The votes are in! If I call your name that means your still in the competition." Chris said

" Brick!"

" Dawn!"

"DJ!"

" Harold!"

" Leshawna!"

"Noah!"

"Owen!"

" Sammy!"

" and Zoey!"

Chris tossed marshmallows at the people whose name he called.

" Frankly I don't have much to say about today's chopping block. You two didn't really mess up today's challenge so I guess the loser is just really unlucky." Chris said "The person going home is.."

"Wait!" Zoey said

" What is so important you had to interrupt me?!"

Zoey pulled an invincibility statue out of her back pocket. Heroes and Villains gasped as they stared at the statue.

" I'd like to use the idol on Jasmine." Zoey said as she gave Chris the idol

"Alright any votes for Jasmine will not count!" Chris said "So the person going home is... Lindsay!"

Lindsay blinked twice as she scratched her head.

"Wait I'm so confused.."

" I overheard you and Noah scheming so I told Jasmine." Zoey said " Since you weren't our spy anymore there wasn't really much of a reason to keep you around."

" Oh.. that's actually really smart!" Lindsay said " Noah you should take notes from them!"

Noah growled as he stomped his foot in frustration.

" Noah's Confessional"

" Great.. My majority is gone and now the newbies can force a tiebreaker."

" I'm a dead man."

"Since Zoey found one of them she can no longer visit Boney Island." Chris said " But someone else can because there is still one more idol left!"

" Lightning won the challenge for us today." Scarlett said " Logically speaking he should go."

" Sha-what? Girl I just blew myself up." Lightning said "I'm tryna relax in that sweet Spa Hotel."

" Just go you stupid neanderthal." Scarlett said "This decision will benefit both of us."

Lightning shrugged as he hopped into the Boat of Losers and headed off to Boney Island.

" Lightning's Confessional"

" Lightning doesn't have a clue on what a neanderthal is."

"But smart girl did make that bomb for me earlier today. So I guess I owe it to her to check out Boney Island."

Lindsay sat in the Flush of Shame as the veterans alliance saw her off.

"I'll miss you girl!" Leshawna said

" I'll miss you too Leshawna.." Lindsay said " I hope you win!"

" Lindsay you might wanna hold your breath." Chris said as he pressed a button

Lindsay screamed as she was sent swirling down the Flush of Shame.

"Another player is gone! How will Lindsay's departure affect the Heroic Hawks team dynamic? Will Scarlett be able to manipulate Lightning into being her new puppet? Find out all of this and more on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said