"Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! The teams were forced to compete in snow related challenges! First up it was Courtney and Trent versus Lightning and Amy as they faced the avalanche rock climbing challenge! Courtney secured the win by using Lightning's stupidity against him. Then we had an ice skating competition where Alejandro and Heather went up against Dave and Sky. With an exciting performance and a spicy kiss at the end, Alejandro and Heather won it for their team! Finally we had the Santa Sleigh Race with Scarlett and Harold acting as Santas! After Harold's kamikaze act, nobody ended up winning the tiebreaker. So I had both teams eliminate somebody, For the Bulls they chose Zoey to go home and for the Vipers it was Noah. That was until he pulled out his secret Immunity Idol and Amy was sent packing instead. Wanna see who goes home today? You'll have to stay tuned to find out on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said for the intro
As morning sun began to rise, Trent woke up and saw Courtney pacing around in the cabin.
Yawns. " Is something bothering you?" Trent asked
"Yes! You saw the elimination ceremony last night, why was I on the chopping block?!"
" Calm down that one vote must've been Zoey's."
" But Harold received a vote too and it's not like Zoey can vote twice." Courtney said "Someone in our alliance is a traitor!"
" I'm gonna stop you right there. It really just seems like your paranoia is getting to you." Trent said "I suggest dropping it before you make a big fool out of yourself."
" Thanks for the shitty advice Trent but I am a C.I.T" Courtney said "I think I know what I'm doing."
Courtney changed into her regular clothes and walked out of the mess hall.
"Courtney's Confessional"
Courtney pulled out a chart with little drawings of everyone whose left on her team.
" I know for a fact it's not Trent he wouldn't betray me like that."
Crosses off Trent's picture.
" And I don't think it's Brick either considering how loyal he is."
Crosses off Brick's picture.
" That leaves everyone else.. I just have to figure out who did it."
"It always helps to make a list. Keeps me organized."
Dave and Sky were jogging in the middle of the forest as they ran into Courtney.
" Hey! Just the two people I wanted to talk too." Courtney said
" Hey Courtney, what's up?" Sky asked
" Nothing.. just wondering if you two voted for who you were supposed to last night."
" Yeah we voted for Zoey just like you said." Dave said
"Oh really? By any chance you didn't happen to go behind my back and vote for me huh?" Courtney asked as she walked towards Dave
" N-No..." Dave said as he tried to back away from her
"Because if I find out you did, I will make your life on this island a literal hell." Courtney said as she got up in Dave's face " Do you understand me?!"
Dave nodded quickly as he fell over. Sky came in to separate the two.
"Courtney relax neither Dave or myself voted for you!" Sky said "Why are you so paranoid about this?"
" Ugh I'm not paranoid! But if someone voted for me that obviously means they're against me." Courtney said
" Well it's not us so if you don't have anything else to say then you can leave." Sky said as she stood her ground
Courtney huffed and walked away.
"Courtney's Confessional"
" Okay so it's not Sky or Dave either."
Crosses off their pictures.
"That leaves Leshawna, DJ, or... Harold! It has to be that slimy nerd who voted for me!"
"Oh he is going down!"
Courtney barged into the Mess Hall as she saw Harold, Leshawna and DJ sitting at a table. She sat down at their table glaring at Harold.
"Uh.. Did I do something?" Harold asked " Well unless you're still mad about me rigging the votes."
" Oh I'm still mad about that but I'm here right now for a different reason. For some reason I was on the chopping block and I wanna know if you voted for me." Courtney said "Keep in mind what I'll do to you if you lie."
" I swear as a Drama Brother, Muskrat Boy and proud attendee of Honest Steve's Camp for Truthful Boys that I did not vote for you." Harold said " I know we aren't the best friends or anything but I'm not traitor."
Courtney leered her eyes at him and sighed.
" Fine.. I believe you." Courtney said " Great now I have no possible idea who it could be."
While Courtney was talking DJ was nervously sweating.
"You alright DJ?" Leshawna asked
"Yep! Uh... I gotta go use the bathroom." DJ said
DJ got up and ran out of the Mess Hall.
"DJ's Confessional"
"Courtney's really mad.. I wonder what she's gonna do to me when she finds out I voted for her."
DJ shudders.
" Well she's gonna find out when the show's over anyways, maybe I should just fess up?"
DJ then thought about out all the times Courtney got mad on the show.
"Or maybe I shouldn't..."
"ATTENTION TEAMS MEET ME AT THE DOCK OF SHAME FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE!" Chris said on the loudspeaker
Both teams walked over to the Dock of Shame.
" This week's challenge is a regatta around the island!"
"A re-what-a?" Lightning asked in confusion
" Regatta, it's a boat race."
" Why didn't you sha-say that then?"
" Because I'm classy. You will be racing around the island relay style. You will each be using a different mode of transportation to get across. The first team to make it across the finish line wins."
"Aren't you supposed to use like a baton in a relay race?" Noah asked
" I was getting to that part. Since it's a water challenge we thought it'd be fun if you used these!" Chris said as he brought out two pieces of dead fish
" You expect us to touch dead fish?" Dave asked " Do you know how unsanitary that is?!"
Chris slapped Dave across the face with the dead fish.
"Are you gonna shut up now?"
Dave nodded sadly.
"Good you can go in any order you want but everyone has to participate."
" Um.. Our team has an extra member." Trent pointed out
" Huh?" Chris then counted all the people there with his fingers "Dang it! How about this? One member of the Raging Bulls gets to sit out from the challenge."
" I'll do it!" Courtney said as she immediately raised her hand
" Wow that was fast. You know there's also an extra part I forgot to mention.. Whoever sits out of today's challenge has to do chores with Chef all day."
"WHAT?!"
" It's not my fault you didn't let me finish, now chop chop. The bathrooms need to be desperately cleaned."
Chef dragged a whining Courtney away as Chris smiled.
Both teams got into their positions, starting off on the canoes were Harold and Brick for the Bulls and Scarlett and Lightning for the Vipers. Then on the jetskis were Sky and Leshawna for the Bulls while Sammy and Heather were riding one for the Vipers. On the rafts were DJ and Trent for the Bulls and Scott and Noah for the Vipers. Finally on the speedboats were Dave for the Bulls and Alejandro for the Vipers.
" Let the Regatta Relay Race begin!" Chris said
Both teams began to paddle on their canoes with their oars. Lightning used his strength to paddle faster than Harold and Brick combined. Giving the Vipers an early lead.
"Scarlett's Confessional"
"With Lightning's physical prowess I barely had to do any work."
" Hmm.. Do we still qualify as allies? He only agreed to team up with me because of Amy and she's gone now."
" I'll have to ask him once this challenge is over."
" Will the Vipers be able to maintain their lead through Coconut Alley?" Chris asked as he flew by on his jetpack
" Coconut Alley?" Scarlett asked
She looked up and saw Chef cackling on a hot air balloon. He had a basket of coconuts which he dumped out. Scarlett shielded her head with her hands but Lightning was hit right on the head with a coconut. He was promptly knocked out.
" Lightning.. Lightning wake up!" Scarlett said as she shook Lightning
"Lightning wins the Super Bowl..." Lightning said as he slept
Scarlett groaned as she now had to paddle the canoe by herself. Harold and Brick were able to reach Coconut Alley as Chef dumped some more coconuts.
" Quick use your oar!" Harold said
Harold and Brick used their oars as shields to deflect the coconuts.
" Great thinking soldier!" Brick said
" Thanks I learned it at Battle Tactic Camp." Harold said " Now let's gain the lead while we have the chance!"
Harold and Brick began to row even faster as they passed Scarlett and Lightning. They arrived at the next station and handed the dead fish to Leshawna.
"Ew this thing is rank!" Leshawna said in disgust
" If it helps I have some clothespins to help with the smell." Harold said as he handed one to Leshawna
"Thanks Ginger Biscuit." Leshawna put on her clothespin and then drove off
After a while Scarlett was finally able to reach the next station.
"What took you so long?!" Heather asked angrily
" Y-You try handling a canoe all by yourself..." An exhausted Scarlett said "Just take the stupid fish.."
Scarlett handed the dead fish to Heather and she drove off. The two teams were driving as they noticed there were a bunch of mines in the water.
" Oh Heather!" Sammy said "I think I have an idea."
"Well then tell me and make yourself useful."
"What if we used the mines to get ahead of the Bulls?"
" Hmmm.. It's reckless and dangerous." Heather said as she looked at how far the Bulls were ahead "But were definitely not catching up to them at this rate."
Heather drove towards one of the mines as her and Sammy were sent flying up in the air. Leshawna and Sky looked up and saw the two soaring through the air as they crashed into the next station.
" Ughh... R-Remind me to never do that again." Heather said
"Sure thing." Noah said "Can I also remind you were in a race and I need that fish?"
" It's right here..." Heather said as she went to grab for it, only to realize it's not there "Crap!"
"You lost the fish?" Scott asked
" Shut up! It's probably underwater somewhere." Heather said "Sammy go look for it."
"Why me-" Sammy said before she was interrupted
"NOW."
Sammy huffed as she dove underwater to look for the fish. She saw it sinking to the bottom of the lake so she rushed to go grab it. But as she did she saw a shark and quickly swam back to the surface.
" S-S-Sharks!" Sammy shouted
" Duh were in a land of water." Heather said "Did you get the fish?"
"H-Here.." Sammy said as she handed it to Noah
" Alright!" Scott said
Noah and Scott used their hands to paddle as their raft began to move. Sky and Leshawna saw that they were falling behind.
" Let's just do what they did!" Sky said
"Girl I don't know if that's a good idea." Leshawna retorted
"Do you like the idea of losing?"
Leshawna sighed as Sky headed towards one of the mines. It exploded as the two flew through the air and crashed into DJ and Trent's raft.
" What was that for?!" Trent asked as he rose up from the water
" Sorry!" Sky said "We were trying to re-gain our lead and I thought that would work."
" Chris can we get another raft?" Trent asked
" There's only two rafts, didn't have enough money in the budget for another one." Chris said as he flew by
"Great now what are we supposed to do?"
" I guess we gotta swim." DJ said
DJ and Trent began to swim, as they were swimming DJ decided to ask a question.
"Trent?"
"Yeah what is it?"
"If I told you something would you promise not to tell anyone else?"
" Sure."
" Well... I may have voted for Courtney during the last elimination ceremony."
" Huh I thought it would've been Harold, I guess I owe Leshawna five bucks.." Trent said "Why'd you do it?"
" I know we were supposed to vote for Zoey but it just didn't feel right to vote off someone who was nice and caring. Courtney's always stuck up and overbearing, I'd just rather see her go."
" I don't blame you for feeling like that but there's more to Courtney that you're not seeing DJ." Trent said "You should really talk to her.."
" I'll try.. But I just get kinda nervous when I'm around her." DJ said "I feel like she's gonna set me on fire."
" I could be there with you if it makes you feel any better."
" Really? Thanks Trent!" DJ said as he fist bumped Trent
"Don't mention it." Trent said".
DJ and Trent saw that Noah and Scott were almost at the next station. DJ got an idea as he dove underwater and waved the dead fish around. Some sharks came toward him and he screamed for his life. He threw the fish at the shark who then ate it. The shark smiled as DJ pet it. DJ hopped on the shark's back as it rose to the surface.
"Uh DJ.. Are you riding a shark?" Trent asked
"Yeah! I figured if Chris wouldn't give us transportation then I'd have to find one." DJ said "Now hop on!"
Trent hesitantly hopped on the shark's back as it began to swim.
"DJ's Confessional"
" After my animal curse in World Tour, I signed up to work at a lot of animal shelters and aquariums."
"To make up for all the poor animals I hurt. I'd say I'm more in tune with nature then I ever was before!"
Noah and Scott reached the next station and handed the fish to Alejandro.
"Thank you amigos." Alejandro said as he drove off in his speedboat
Trent and DJ weren't too far behind now thanks to the shark and they arrived at the next station.
"Wait!" Dave said
Dave put on some sanitary gloves.
" Okay give me the fish."
DJ tried to hand the fish to Dave but the shark jumped up and ate it.
"Nooooo!" DJ said
"What am I supposed to do without the fish."
" Just grab another one, I doubt Chris is gonna notice." Trent said
Dave sighed as he reached into the water and grabbed an eel. It shocked him as he threw it back into the water.
"D-Definitely not a fish.."
Trent rolled his eyes as she stuck her head underwater and grabbed a nearby fish. She came back up and threw it at Dave.
"Now go!"
Dave hurriedly started driving the speedboat to catch up to Alejandro.
" For our last course, we figured why not combine everything to make things more interesting." Chris said as he flew by " So we have another Coconut Valley, mines and man-eating sharks!"
" Why the hell did I agree to take the last course?" Dave asked himself
He maneuvered the speedboat to dodge several mines. As Chef appeared in his hot air balloon to drop coconuts, Alejandro caught several and began to juggle them.
" Child's play." Alejandro said confidently
Dave began to catch up to him, so he took the coconuts he was juggling and threw them at him.
"Ow! Are you throwing coconuts at me?!" Dave asked as he was being hit "Quit it!"
Dave in retaliation threw the coconuts back at Alejandro. Alejandro laughed as he dodged but he was so focused on dodging he didn't notice the mine up ahead. He drove straight into it and was sent flying. He landed near the finish line and smiled.
"Excellente!" Alejandro exclaimed
Alejandro tried to drive but his speedboat was now damaged. He groaned as he began to hit it.
"Trabaja tu estúpido pedazo de basura!" Alejandro said
Dave began to drive faster as he was close to reaching the finish line. Alejandro began to worry until he got an idea. He jumped out of his speedboat and leaned forward towards the finish line. Dave then drove his speedboat across the finish line.
" This just in! Alejandro wins it by a nose!" Chris said " Not like it would've mattered anyways since Dave failed to bring his team's fish across the finish line."
" It's not my fault it got eaten by a shark!" Dave retorted
"Excuses, excuses.. The fact of the matter is your team lost." Chris said "Raging Bulls I'll see you at the elimination ceremony."
The Raging Bulls groaned in defeat as The Venomous Vipers cheered.
Courtney walked out of the Mess Hall exhausted as she ran into Trent and DJ.
"How was doing chores with Chef all day?" Trent asked
" W-Word of advice..." Courtney said "N-Never ask to sit out for a challenge."
" Duly noted.." DJ said "Courtney I need to tell you something."
"What is it?"
"I may have.. perhaps.. maybe voted for you." DJ awkwardly admitted
Courtney blinked twice before looking at DJ.
"Why?"
" Even if it wasn't the best strategical move.." DJ said "I just can't vote off somebody nice..."
"Yet you didn't have a problem with voting Bridgette off in season 1!" Courtney said as she walked towards DJ "So how about you give me a real answer?!"
DJ whimpered as he cowered before Courtney but then he looked at Trent and stood up straight up.
"Fine! I just don't like you. You're mean, bossy and controlling." DJ said "It sucks because we got along pretty well back on the Island. But then you just became this.. monster."
" Oh I'm sorry I had to watch my boyfriend get extremely close with another girl while I couldn't be there to do anything." Courtney said " I'm sorry I was villainized for voting off that fat piece of blob Owen during season 2 when he doesn't even do anything! And I'm especially sorry I had to deal with my best friend and boyfriend fucking kissing!"
Courtney then began to break down as tears flowed from her face. DJ noticed this and started to feel bad.
"DJ's Confessional"
" I've never seen Courtney express any other emotion besides rage so that was surprising."
" Maybe I was wrong about her.."
"Hey... I'm sorry about this whole ordeal. I'll be loyal to the alliance from now on." DJ said
"Y-you can make it up to me by actually voting for who I tell you to." Courtney said as she wiped the tears from her eyes
"I promise! Whoever you say is gone." DJ said
"Good.." Courtney said as she whispered something in DJ's ear
DJ nodded along with Courtney's whispering. As she finished he walked away as Trent walked over to her.
"What did you tell him?" Trent asked
"Oh nothing.." Courtney said as she walked away
The Raging Bulls headed into the elimination ceremony.
"Raging Bulls you regatta vote someone off." Chris said as he laughed
"That was so funny I forgot to laugh." Trent said
"DJ's Confessional"
"I'd hate to see you go but I'm not crossing Courtney again." DJ said as he wrote someone's name down
"The votes are in! If I call your name that means your safe." Chris said
" Brick!"
"Dave!"
"Trent!"
"Leshawna!"
"and Sky!"
Chris threw marshmallows at the five teens.
"DJ and Courtney you two are on the chopping block. Unfortunately one of you can go home. Courtney you've been quite the controversial player this season, maybe that will bite you in the butt? Harold you seem to be pretty low on the social totem pole for this team and DJ while you're more popular that's not saying much since you're up against Harold. "
"Hey!" Harold said in protest
" Nevertheless the person going home is.."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Courtney!"
Chris threw a marshmallow at DJ.
"WHAT?!" Courtney said as she stood up
" Courtney I swear to god I voted for Harold!" DJ said as he stood up
"THEN WHO VOTED FOR ME THIS TIME?!" Courtney asked angrily
"Guilty as charged." Trent said as he smirked
~Flashback~
As Courtney was walking away, Trent leered at her.
" Oh I know she's up to something." Trent said as he ran off
Trent ran into Brick who was doing pushups near the cabin.
"Brick!"
"Yes sir!" Brick said as he immediately stood up saluting him.
" Did Courtney come by here and tell you who to vote for?"
"She sure did! She told me all about how DJ betrayed the alliance and how we must get rid of him." Brick said "There isn't any room on this platoon for traitors!"
"If that's the case then shouldn't Courtney go home?"
" Uhhh... I'm not following you." Brick said as he scratched his head
"I can't even count how many times Courtney betrayed me." Trent said "But I know it's way more than DJ has."
"Thank you for informing me. I will change my vote accordingly."
" Great. I gotta go tell the others so.. good luck with your pushups." Trent said as he walked away
" I don't need luck!" Brick said as he dropped back down to continue his pushups
Courtney calmed down after a bit and sighed.
"You played me... I should feel mad but I'm tired of feeling that way." Courtney said " I'm gonna take a piece of my own advice and respect your move."
Courtney reached over and hugged Trent who returned it.
"Can we be friends?" Courtney asked
"Friends." Trent said. Trent's smiles drops. "I know you're still mad at Gwen, but I hope you give her a chance to explain herself".
"I will but I don't see myself forgiving her". Courtney says.
"I get it". Trent says
A satisfied Courtney walked across the Dock and hopped into the Flush of Shame.
"Trent's Confessional"
" Like I said before Courtney is just someone I can't trust in this game."
"I wish her the best though."
"Courtney's Confessional"
" I never imagined myself sitting in the Toilet of Shame. One reason being I'm way too classy for that."
"The other being that I wanted to win and usually whenever I try my hardest at something I always end up succeeding at it. Well.. until I came onto this show at least."
"I'm still gonna hold my head up high and not be a sore loser."
"Chris you may flush when ready." Courtney said
"Major bummer dude, I was expecting more of a freakout from you for major ratings but oh well." Chris said as he pressed a button
Courtney was sent swirling down the Flush of Shame.
" And with that our resident C.I.T is gone! Will Trent survive with out his ally/ rival? And will the Raging Bulls crumble after losing such a significant player? You'll have to stay tuned to find out on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!"