"Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! Our two teams were sent on a regatta relay race around the island. They had fun with coconuts, sharks and explosive landmines! In the end Alejandro was able to win the relay race for his team. Courtney tried hard to figure out who voted for her and the answer was soon shown to her in the form of DJ. She regained his loyalty and planned on betraying him until Trent flipped the switch and sent Courtney packing. Whose gonna go home today? You'll have to watch to find out-" Chris said before he was interrupted

Chef ran out onto the Dock of Shame.

" What is it Chef?" Chris said "I'm doing an intro here."

" Sasquatchanakwa took a giant deuce in the Flush of Shame. It's backed up and the interns need at least a day to fix it."

" Are you serious?! What are we supposed to do for a show now?"

Chef tapped his chin in thought and got an idea.

"Can't you do another one of those check up on the losers episodes?"

" I guess I could..." Chris said "Where are they staying at? I kinda forgot."

"And you're supposed to be the host." Chef said as he shook his head " I'll show ya."

"Looks like things are gonna be a little different today on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said as he followed Chef

A taxi dropped off the most recently flushed contestant at a fancy looking hotel.

"That was humiliating..." Courtney said soaking wet " I'll make this stupid show pay for my dry cleaning when this is all over.."

Courtney stepped inside of the hotel and saw a woman with light orange skin and green hair. She was a bit uneasy looking at her appearance but decided to walk over there.

"Hello?" Hello?" Courtney said as she continuously rang the bell

" Hold on Sam some rude lady is banging the bell." The orange woman said as she put away her cellphone "How may I help you?"

" Yes first off my name isn't "rude lady" it's Courtney." Courtney explained "Secondly I'm from the hit show Total Drama, you've probably heard of it. Is this where the losers are staying?"

" Yeah and you don't need to act all stuck up I competed on Total Drama too. My name's Dakota." Dakota said " In exchange for my paying for my recovery surgery, Daddy let production use one of our finest hotels for the losers to stay at!"

"That's nice and all but right now I just wanna dry off and relax."

"Oh yeah! I'll show you to your room." Dakota said as she got up " The interns delivered all of your stuff here yesterday."

Courtney followed Dakota to her room. It was really a really fancy hotel room with a plasma HD TV, king size bed and a balcony.

"If you need anything don't hesitate to call room service!"

" I'll keep that in mind.."

Courtney then slammed the door in Dakota's face and went to go dry off.

" Jeez these people are sooo rude." Dakota said as she walked away "I can't wait until this season is over so I can go back to wrestling."

In the dining room of the hotel the interns just prepared finishing lunch. Dakota arrived to ring a bell to signify lunch was ready. Just then stomping could be heard as it got louder and louder as Owen bursted through the doors. He was then caught in a giant net.

" Hey what's going on?!" Owen asked

"Sorry Owen but you keep on eating up all the food." Dakota said "This way people get a chance to eat."

"But I'm soooo hungry." Owen said as he tried to break free

"You'll get to eat... after everyone else does."

"NOOOOOOOO!" Owen yelled

Owen cried as the rest of the losers arrived to eat. They each sat down at the giant dining room table and began to eat while chatting.

"It's been about a week." Mike said "Shouldn't someone be arriving today?"

" I think so." Zoey said "I hope it's Courtney. She literally called you a psychopath. She doesn't deserve to win."

" On one hand, I want to see Courtney so I can explain myself to her and try to make amends, but on the other hand, I want her to do well." Gwen said " Personally I don't get how those dweebs Dave, Noah and Harold are still there. I guess they'll be underestimated like Cody and sneak to the end."

"I've been running my statistics and talking with everyone to catch up on the info I missed." Sierra said "And I can say without a doubt Courtney's gonna be the next person to walk through that door."

" If Sammy comes in right after me then my reputation can't be ruined right... RIGHT?!" Amy asked frantically

...

"Whatever helps you sleep at night." Gwen said as she rolled her eyes

As everyone finished eating the doors opened to reveal a now dry Courtney as she silently made her way to an empty seat.

"Called it." Sierra said

" I don't wanna hear a word from any of you." Courtney said "I've been through enough stress in this competition.. Just leave me alone."

Everyone got up and left the dining room. Before she left, Gwen turned to Courtney. "Whenever you're ready, I do want to talk to you".

Courtney rolls her eyes, causing Gwen to frown. She walks off.

Lindsay came back over to comfort Courtney.

" If it's any constellation." Lindsay said "I'm glad you're here.."

" It's consolation- Nevermind." Courtney said "Thanks Lindsay."

Lindsay smiled as she left the dining room. Dakota walked over and cut the net that was holding Owen.

"Alright Owen you can-" Dakota said before she was interrupted

Owen sprang up and gobbled down the remaining food.

"I need more..." Owen said solemnly

"T-That was all we had."

"MORE." Owen said louder

Dakota screamed as Owen chased her begging for food.

Chris and Chef arrived at the Milton Hotel and just finished setting up an interview room.

"There now we can call in losers, do these interviews and hopefully that's enough footage for an episode." Chris said

"So who do we call in first?" Chef asked

"I guess we go by elimination order." Chris said as he pulled out his cellhpone "Dakota could you bring Max over here?"

Some time had passed but Max was pushed into the room by several interns.

"What do you want Mclean?" Max asked "I am a busy man."

" Yeah a busy man who still lives with his mother." Chris said "Just sit down and do the interview."

Max sat down at one edge of the table while Chris and Chef sat down at the other one.

" To start things off how did you feel about your elimination?"

" I was absolutely robbed!" Max said " The villains were scared of me upstaging them and chose to handle it like cowards."

"You did mess up the challenge for your team by not knowing how to swim."

"I never saw a reason to swim as chlorinated pools are disgusting." Max said "I read over the show's guidelines and nowhere does it say you have to know how to swim."

" It's not a requirement because it's pretty obvious that you should know how to do it."

"Pfft whatever." Max said as he pouted "Next question please."

"If you could change one thing about your game what would it be?"

" Looking back.. Maybe it wouldn't have hurt me to interact some with people." Max said " I don't really have friends back home so I'm not exactly sure how to obtain them."

"Wow what a shocker." Chris said "Final question, Who do you wanna see win the season and why?"

Max tapped his chin in thought and came up with an answer.

"Will there be returnees this season?" Max asked

" In a cast with twenty eight people? No way!" Chris asked "Why do you ask?"

"Drat I was going to ask if I could return so then I could say myself."

"There's no way that is happening and I think were done here." Chris said " Have Dakota send in the next loser."

" That's it? We haven't even gone into my tragic villain backstory yet!" Max said "I demand my time to shine!"

"Yeah maybe next season.. If there is one."

"I swear revenge on you Chris Mclean and that meanie Scarlett who pushed me off the cliff!" Max said "You'll see.. I will prove that I am the most evil person to ever step foot on Total Drama! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jo was suddenly shoved into the room and Chef walked over to pick up Max.

"I was just getting ready to- AAAAHH!" Max screamed as he was thrown out of the room

Max picked himself back up and smiled.

" I need to find Ezekiel before it's too late!" Max said as he ran off

The camera panned back to Jo who was now sitting down on the table.

" Ew why are you all sweaty?" Chris asked

"I just got done working out." Jo said "Don't tell me you've never exercised before."

" I do. I just do more civilized methods like yoga." Chris said proudly

Jo busted out into laughter as Chris frowned.

" Laugh it up. This is supposed to be an interview about you." Chris said " First up how do you feel about your elimination?"

Jo shortly stopped laughing and scoffed.

" I get that I'm not the most trustworthy person." Jo said "But for those rejects to believe Heather over me is just stupid. I'm faster than her, stronger than her and smarter. I could've carried them to victory but I guess they just wanted to be losers."

"If you could change one thing about your game what would it be?"

"Looking back I should've forced those weaklings otherwise known as Dave and Ezekiel to vote the way I wanted." Jo said " Then maybe there could've been at least a tiebreaker. Which let's face it Heather has no chance of winning over me."

"Even with Dave and Ezekiel's votes that still wouldn't be enough for a tiebreaker."

"Seriously? Well that's just lame."

"Final question who are you rooting for in this game?"

" I hate to say it but... Jockstrap." Jo said "Of all the athletes I've had the pleasure of working with he's easily the strongest. He'll just probably brute force his way to the end like he did last time."

"Thank you for your time."

Jo silently got up and left the room.

Max ran into his room filled with unfinished experiments. He dug around his mess looking for something until he finally found it.

"Eureka!" Max said happily " All those nights studying the feral drug Scarlett created will now finally pay off."

"Now I just need to find Ezekiel..."

Max laughed as he exited his room. He walked around aimlessly until he bumped into Dawn.

"You! Just the person I was looking for."

"Is there something I can help you with?" Dawn asked

"You are known for hanging out with Ezekiel the most in this wretched hotel." Max said "Can you tell me where he is?"

" We just got done doing our meditations for the day-" Dawn said before she read his aura " Your aura suggests you plan on using him."

"Me? Pffft. No way." Max said "Can't you see how incredibly nice and heroic I am?"

Max flashed a fake smile as the feral drug slipped out of his pocket. Dawn picked it up and stared at it.

"Curses!" Max said "Give it back!"

"This looks similar to the same drug Scarlett used on Ezekiel." Dawn said "I won't allow you to do as you please."

Max and Dawn had a tug of war over the drug until it eventually slipped out of both of their hands and rolled down the stairs. They both sent a determined glare at each other as they raced towards the stairs.

"How do you feel about your elimination?" Chris asked

" From a game standpoint I get it, I just won a season." Shawn said " But to kick off one of your best players that early on? Not a smart move."

"Since you've been here have you watched the episodes I have?"

" Up until when Jasmine got eliminated." Shawn said "I know all about the veterans alliance. I think it's petty just to target us because were newbies. How would they like it if we targeted them for being old has-beens?"

"If you could change one thing about your game, what would it be?"

" Hmmmm..." Shawn said in thought " Noah was pretty much the main cause of the veterans forming together so if I had gotten him out. Probably would've been smooth sailings."

" Final question. With Jasmine gone who are you rooting for?"

" Surprisingly enough Dave." Shawn said "Even after everything that happened in the Pahkitew finale I still consider him a friend. It sucks we were put on different teams this season so I didn't get to talk to him much."

"Alright thanks for stopping by."

"Stopping by? Chef dragged me here." Shawn said as he got up and walked away

The feral drug bounced down the stairs and landed near the pool area. Lindsay and Amy were relaxing on pool chairs as Owen and Gwen were getting ready to jump into the pool.

"CANNONBALL!" Owen yelled as he ran

As Owen ran he slipped on the feral drug and belly flopped into the pool. Causing a big splash that got Lindsay and Amy wet. As Owen emerged from the water he saw the two blondes glaring at him.

"Sorry..."

Amy threw her flip flop at Owen and stormed off. Gwen came over to laugh.

" That was hilarious." Gwen said "You falling, the look on Amy's face... Man if I only had a camera."

"Thanks? I think I made her mad."

"Dude it's Amy she's always mad."

"I guess you're right about that."

Just then Max and Dawn rushed into the pool looking for the feral drug. Max ran over to Owen and Gwen.

"You two miscreants! Tell me where my drug is!" Max said

" What?" Owen/ Gwen said in confusion

"Don't play dumb with me!"

Dawn looked over into the pool and saw the drug floating in the water. She dove into retrieve it. Max noticed this and dived into the pool as well. As he did he immediately remembered he couldn't swim and flopped like a fish. Owen swam over to save you.

"I got you little buddy!" Owen said as he picked up Max

" I-I am not your buddy!" Max said as he spat out pool water

Dawn ran off with the feral drug.

Sierra entered the interview room and sat down.

" Chris I know you can't let us have access to social media." Sierra said "But could you pleassssee tell me how my Cody-Wody is doing?"

" I'm sure Cody-Wody is fine." Chris said "Now how did you feel about your elimination?"

"At first I was hurt but I understood it was a game move." Sierra said "Out of all the veterans I'm sure there were bigger threats such as Leshawna."

"Leshawna's a threat?" Chris asked

"Of course she is! She's good physically, mentally and socially." Sierra said "You practically had to rig the game to get her out in season one!"

Chris nervously sweated in his seat

"I-I have no idea what you're talking about.."

" Of course you do." Sierra said "You bet Chef that either Owen or Gwen were gonna win the season while he betted on Trent. That's why you twisted the rules on the bike challenge, the horror movie challenge-"

Sierra was then interrupted by Chris covering her mouth.

" Look I'll bring Cody over here once a week if you stop talking." Chris said "Capiche?"

Sierra nodded her head. Chris then let go and smiled.

As Dawn ran across the hotel she tried to think of a safe way to dispose the feral drug. As she ran she bumped into Mike. They both fell down and clutched their heads in pain.

"Owww.." Mike said "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"No time to chat Mike! I must dispose of a great evil!" Dawn said as she stood up

She then continued to run as Mike saw the feral drug.

"Hey you dropped your.. Oh she's gone." Mike said

Mike shrugged as he put the feral drug in his pocket and walked to the interview room. He entered and sat down at the table across from Chris.

"Hey Multiple Mike." Chris said as he waved

"I'd prefer it if you didn't call me that."

"Whatever. How did you feel about your elimination?"

" Honestly I was pretty relieved." Mike said " If there was any chance of Mal coming back I didn't wanna be on the show to endanger everyone. I visited my psychiatrist after coming here and have been doing good."

"That's good to hear but man that would've made for some boring tv." Chris said "So who are you rooting for?"

" With Zoey not in the game anymore.. I don't know honestly." Mike said " I only really talk to her and Cameron wasn't in this season."

"Why are you so focused on Zoey all the time?"

" Well I love her and she's the only person who accepted me for being me." Mike said "Plus she's kind, beautiful and smart... What dude wouldn't wanna talk to her all the time?"

Chris coughed and then said the word "simp."

" It's not even like that." Mike said he rolled his eyes

" Anyways how would you change your game for the better?"

" I could've been more aware of my surroundings. I talked to Zoey all the time and didn't even notice there was a veterans alliance going on." Mike said " Maybe I could've aligned with Harold. He seemed nerdy so he could've been useful to me like Cameron was."

"Thanks for the info. The door is right over there."

Mike got up and walked out of the room. A couple seconds after he did, Dawn ran into room.

"Dawn?" Chris said " You're supposed to come in after Lindsay."

"I'm not here for the interview. Have you seen Mike? I believe he might have something important."

" You just missed him."

Dawn sighed as she left the room.

Mike was walking along the hallways wondering what to do about the feral drug he had found until he bumped into Max.

" That's twice in a row today..." Mike said as he got back up

"Out of my way-" Max said before he saw what was in Mike's hand "My drug! Give it to me!"

"This is yours?" Mike asked " I'm pretty sure Dawn had this before she bumped into me."

"Yes because she stole it from me!" Max said

Mike wasn't believing his story and began to walk away.

"Fine! If you won't give me it back then I know someone who will!" Max said as he ran over to rip Mike's shirt off

Mike gasped and turned into Vito.

"Ayo where's Anne Maria?" Vito asked

"I'll tell you if you give me back my feral drug."

"This thingamajig?" Vito said "Sure whatever."

Vito handed Max the feral drug.

"Excellent.." Max said "Anne Maria is right through that window."

Max pointed to a window as Vito ran and jumped through it.

" I'm coming babe!" Vito said as he jumped through the window and fell into the pool

" Wow he actually did it.. What a moron!" Max said as he laughed

Max then ran to Ezekiel's room and knocked loudly on his door. A puff of smoke left the room as the door opened.

" Sorry eh... I was just trying some herbs Dawn gave me." Ezekiel said

"No problem." Max said "Those won't be the only drugs you try today!"

"Wha-" Ezekiel said before he was interrupted

Max jammed the feral drug into Ezekiel's neck, he fell to the ground and started howling in pain. As he did that Max put a collar around his neck. Ezekiel stared at Max with his now bloodshot red eyes.

" Tsk tsk. I am now your evil master and this is what happens if you disobey me." Max said as he pressed a button

The collar that was put on Ezekiel electrocuted him. Ezekiel whimpered away in fear as Max stood before him.

"Good now that we have made clear who is in charge." Max said "Let us leave this wretched hotel."

Max left as a scared Feral Zeke followed him.

An angry Courtney left the interview room.

"I don't care how ironclad your contracts are!" Courtney shouted "I will find a way to sue you!"

" I'd like to see you try." Chris said as he smirked

Courtney left angrily as Chris breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's the last interview.. thank god." Chris said "Chef let's get out of here."

" We can't." Chef said "Some interns told me that Max and Ezekiel hijacked our helicopter."

"What?!" Chris said "Those two freaks crossed the line! Send in a search party to find them and tell the interns to get me another helicopter!"

"Helicopters don't grow on trees." Chef said "Were gonna be stuck here for a while."

"Me staying here?" Chris said "This place is for chumps! It doesn't even compare to my cottage!"

Several interns ran by carrying a nearly unconscious Vito.

"A-Anne Maria..." Vito stuttered

" See? This place is a madhouse! I can't stay here!" Chris said

"Quit complaining ya big baby." Chef said as he walked away

Chris sulked as he saw the camera was still recording. He put on a fake smile and turned towards the camera.

"Well that about wraps up today's special episode! Will Max and Ezekiel ever be found and brought to justice? Will Courtney ever be able to sue me? And does this crappy hotel have goose feathered pillows? Find out on the next TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!"