" Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!.. according to Blaineley. Scarlett was kidnapped by our first boot of the season Max. It was up to the contestants to rescue her as they traveled down into the mines. One by one they were captured by the feral beast known as Ezekiel. In the end, Heather was able to bring Scarlett back to Blaineley and won permanent residence in the spa hotel. We said goodbye to the uber geek Harold as he was crushed by rocks. Will someone get crushed today? You'll have to stay tuned to find out on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!" Chris said
Sky yawned as she woke up, she put on her shoes and was about to go on her morning run until somebody stopped her.
" Hey Sky." Leshawna said "Mind if we chat for a bit?"
" Sure." Sky said
" I saw how doe-eyed you were with Dave yesterday, wanted to make sure your head was still in the game."
"What?" Sky said as she shook her head " Me and Dave both agreed to give thing a shot after the competition. You have nothing to worry about."
" Oh honey I think I do." Leshawna said " You ever stop to think about alliances and strategies? I know your season didn't have too much of that but still it's a core part of the game."
" Hey! I got to the finale in my season, I'm pretty sure I know how to play the game." Sky said as she was growing irritated " If insulting me is your way of inviting me to an alliance then forget it!"
"You sure? You haven't even heard my offer yet." Leshawna said "If you team up with me and DJ, we can protect you and Dave from the vote. If you can go a whole day without talking to him."
...
Sky thought about Leshawna's offer for a minute before coming to an answer.
" Please I could go a whole day without talking to Dave." Sky said as she scoffed " I'm primarily doing this to prove you wrong but that alliance sounds good as well."
Leshawna smiled as her and Sky shook hands.
"Sky's Confessional"
" I don't know why Leshawna thinks I'm some boy obsessed weirdo but she'll know what I'm all about after today."
...
"Crap! I was supposed to go running with Dave this morning. I'm sure he won't mind running by himself right?"
Meanwhile Dave waited in the middle of the forest for Sky to arrive.
" Sky never misses our morning runs." Dave said "I hope she's okay..."
Lightning who was coincidentally going on his morning run, was heading straight for Dave. He tried to stop but was unable to and ended up bumping into him.
"Hey! Watch where your going!" Dave said
" Why don't you watch where your going nerd boy!" Lightning said "You just ruined Lightning's morning run!"
"Well that makes both of our runs ruined." Dave said "Sky was supposed to meet me here but she hasn't shown up."
" Lightning didn't ask for your sob story." Lightning said "I got better things to do than be a therapist for a spineless loser."
"Y'know acting like a jerk really isn't gonna help you in the long run." Dave said as he rolled his eyes " Especially if the finale comes down to a vote."
"Sha-please if the finale is a vote then everyone will vote for Lightning."
"Really? Then how come almost no one supported you in the Revenge finale? Is it because you're sooooo likable?"
" That? Pfft they were just jealous that I was in the finale and they weren't."
"Wow and I thought Leonard was delusional." Dave said as he rolled his eyes
" Who the hell is Leonard?"
" Nobody important." Dave said "Even though we don't like each other. I think the both of us could benefit from working together."
"So you wanna form some sort of guys pack?"
"Yeah... let's form a guys pack."
Dave applied some hand sanitizer to his hands before shaking Lightning's.
"Dave's Confessional"
" My plan of using Lightning to get me to the finale has finally come to fruition."
" The only downside is finding a way to defeat him later towards the end, but I'm sure Sky can crush him."
In the boys cabin, Brick was quietly crying and sniffling to himself. The other boys discussed what to do.
"He's been crying since Harold left and I can't take it anymore!" Scott said "Someone better shut him up or I will."
"You don't need to be so violent." DJ said "I'm sure Brick just needs somebody to talk to."
DJ walked over to Brick's bunk and tapped his shoulder. Brick removed his face from the pillow to reveal his eyes were and his face was covered in snot.
"Ew..." DJ said "Let's get you cleaned up."
DJ took a handkerchief out of his pocket and cleaned Brick's face up.
"Now could you tell me why you've been crying for the past three days?"
" I-It's my fault Harold was eliminated.." Brick said "I crushed him with the rocks, ruined his chances at the million. I'm no better than one of the villains."
"Dude don't say that." DJ said "You didn't mean to do it and you're not a villain for accidentally hurting someone. If that was the case then I'd be a villain too for hurting all those animals during World Tour."
"How'd you get over it?" Brick asked "Knowing you caused somebody else pain."
" I tried to make up for my wrongdoings by volunteering at multiple shelters." DJ said "Seeing as Harold isn't here, maybe you could help something injured back to help?"
"That... sounds like a great idea!" Brick said as he sprung up " Thank you."
Brick hugged DJ as he walked out of the cabin. He looked for something injured to help and saw a baby bird that suspiciously looked like Scott on the ground.
"Well hello bird that looks like Scott." Brick said as he walked over " Having trouble flying?"
The bird chirped as it was unable to get itself off the ground. Brick picked it up and smiled at it.
" Don't worry fallen soldier." Brick said "Brick MacArthur is here to help."
Suddenly Chris' voice appeared on the loudspeaker.
"ATTENTION MAGGOTS LAST ONE TO MEET ME AT THE FOREST DROPS AND GIVES ME FIFTY!"
"Hmm.. It'll be two dangerous for you to come with me during the challenge." Brick said
Brick took off one of his boots and gently placed the baby bird inside. He laid the boot next to the boys cabin.
"Stay put until I return soldier." Brick said as he ran off
Chris stood in the middle of the forest with an army hat on as he waited. Dave and Lightning who were already in the forest were the first two to arrive. Shortly afterwards Alejandro, Brick Scott, DJ, Leshawna, Trent, Sammy and Sky arrived. Some time had passed before Noah and Scarlett arrived. Heather was the last one to arrive.
" Heather congratulations on winning fifty push ups!" Chris said
"I was getting a foot massage at the Spa Hotel you jerk." Heather said as she got down to do her push ups
Heather did her twenty push ups as Alejandro enjoy this sight. Heather got up as she finished.
"Done." Heather said "And you can wipe that smirk off your face."
Alejandro stopped smirking and crossed his arms.
"Listen up worms." Chris said "Chef's bootcamp challenge in season 1 was tough but this is season 6 so things will be tougher. With the Chris Mclean Obsta-Kill Course! patent pended. First you'll have to conquer the fun tires, get through them and you're onto the rope slope. Next the snapping bars."
"Why are they called the snapping bars?" Sammy asked
"You'll see.." Chris said "Then it's on to a pleasant run through the duck and cover. Come out of that alive and you're in for a real treat. I won't spoil the surprise but you'll have to wear these heavy-packs for the entire challenge."
Chef arrived and dumped a bunch of heavy-packs on the ground. The contestants groaned in unison.
"By the way, don't even think of taking those off or you'll face a wicked penalty." Chris said "And for the final surprise of the day... the network has recently informed me that we are going way over budget. So to speed up this season a little bit, every elimination will be a double until we reach the final three. How it happens may change, but for today. The last two players to complete the obstacle course will be automatically eliminated."
Everyone gasped.
"I know fun right?" Chris asked " Now.. on your marks... get set.. GO!"
Chris blew his airhorn and all of the contestants headed to the obsta-kill course. Dave tried to run with Sky but she ran to Leshawna and DJ instead. Dave sighed as he had one of his feet now stuck in a tire.
"Crap." Dave said as he tried to pull his leg out of the tire "What's in this thing? Glue?"
Lightning once again knocked over Dave as his head fell into one of the tires. He tried to get up but his head was stuck too.
"Lmrning! Lrming hlp murrhh!" Dave mumbled
" Sha-what?" Lightning asked " Oh yeah guys pack.. Stand back! Because Lightning is about to strike!"
Lightning grabbed onto Dave's back and pulled his head out of the tire. He then proceeded to pull his leg out of the tire as well.
"Thanks Lightning.." Dave said " I'm still kinda sore from all that.. could you carry me to the finish line?"
Lightning had flashbacks to Cameron stealing his immunity as he frowned.
" This is a guys pack not Lightning does everything for you." Lightning said as he ran off ahead
"Fair enough." Dave said
"Lightning's Confessional"
" Lightning has his eye on Sha-Dave."
"Last thing I need is another tiny nerd stealing my immunity."
As Scott was running his foot slipped and he fell into one of the tires. A crunching sound could be heard.
"AAH!" Scott screamed "My foot is touching my face!"
Alejandro ran over to help Scott but a boxing glove came flying out of one of the tires and punched his face.
"Aargh not the face!" Alejandro said as he touched his bruised cheek
"Worry about your face later and help me!"
Alejandro pulled Scott out of the tires.
" Y'know we could always make sure were not last." Alejandro said
"How?"
"Watch and observe." Alejandro said as he picked up one of the tires
Alejandro then threw the tire which nearly hit Trent.
"Hey what's your issue?" Trent asked
"Me? I have no issues." Alejandro said confidently
Alejandro and Scott threw some tires at Trent and booked it to the next obstacle. They both arrived at the rope slope. Alejandro took one of the normal ropes as Scott took the wire one.
"First place, exactly where I belong." Alejandro said
As Alejandro reached the top of the rope slope he noticed something odd about Scott's rope.
"Scott I think your rope is-" Alejandro said before he was interrupted
Just then Scott was electrocuted several times as he fell all the way down.
" Hmm.. I will have to go on without you." Alejandro said "Best of luck."
Alejandro ran off to the next obstacle as Scott twitched repeatedly.
"Scott's Confessional"
" Villain to villain, I don't blame him for leaving me behind. I probably would've done the same."
He coughed up smoke and sighed.
" Though I think it's gonna be a while before everything stops smelling like burnt toast."
Sky, Leshawna, DJ and Trent arrived at the rope slope next. They noticed Scott on the ground next to the wire rope.
"Something's telling me to not take that rope." Trent said as he pointed to the wire rope
DJ and Leshawna took the two licorice ropes while Sky and Trent took the two normal ropes. As Sky climbed she began to sneeze.
"Are you okay?" Trent asked
" I don't know-achoo!" Sky said
Sky sneezed again and fell down.
" Man I only get like this when I'm around dogs." Sky said
" That reminds me." Chris said as he flew by on his jetpack " I'd like to thank the animal shelter for supplying us with dog hair for the ropes. Couldn't have done it without ya."
Chris flew away as Sky sighed.
"Dog hair? That explains it." Sky said "I'll just take one of the licorice ropes."
Sky began to climb on the licorice ropes as Heather, Brick and Noah arrived at the rope slope.
"Wake up dirt for brains!" Heather said as she kicked Scott
"Ow!" Scott said " Is it Tuesday?"
" No! Now get up and do this challenge." Heather said "We can't afford to lose you."
"What was that Heather?" Noah asked
" Um.. nothing." Heather said "Just mind your own business dorkwad."
Heather began to climb the ropes.
" Noah's Confessional"
"So all the villains are teaming up huh? Why does that not surprise me."
Alejandro arrived at the snapping bars as he jumped on them and began to climb across.
" Knowing Chris there's probably some twist to this so I should hurry up." Alejandro said to himself
Just then a snapping turtle jumped out of the pond beneath the snapping bars and bit Alejandro's hair. It tugged him all the way down into the pond where he was attacked by snapping turtles. Just then Trent, Leshawna, DJ and Sky arrived.
"Thanks for being a distraction, Ale-jerk-dro!" Leshawna said
Trent, Leshawna, DJ and Sky jumped on the bars and began to climb across without any problems. They completed the snapping bars and headed off to the next obstacle. Alejandro crawled out of the pond and pulled a snapping turtle from his butt.
"Dios mio..." Alejandro said
Heather, Brick, Scott and Noah arrived at the snapping bars.
" Hey eel, maybe Heather or Scott could help you up." Noah said "Considering how close you are with them."
" How does he-" Alejandro said before he was interrupted
"I may have slipped up... accidentally." Heather said
Alejandro glared at Heather who glared at him back.
"Oh don't act like you're perfect."
"But I am." Alejandro said "Alas well deal with Noah later. We cannot afford to be in last place."
The two began to climb the snapping bars once again.
Meanwhile back at the rope slope, Dave, Scarlett and Lightning finally arrived.
"I don't see anyone else here... Lightning must be first!"
"Or the more logical conclusion." Scarlett said "Were in dead last."
"SHA-WHAT?!" Lightning said "Lightning does not do last place."
Lightning began to book it on the wire rope until he was electrocuted several times and fell over.
"S-Sha-bam..."
"So don't take that rope, got it." Dave said as he began to climb
Dave unfortunately chose one of the dog hair ropes and began to sneeze.
"Dog hair?" Dave asked he sneezed "I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to-achoo!"
Dave fell over on top of Lightning and sneezed some more. Scarlett chose one of the licorice ropes as she began to climb. As she reached the top she nibbled on the two candy ropes until they fell.
" Enjoy the dog hair and wires, morons!" Scarlett said as she ran off
" O-Okay so I obviously can't do the wire rope." Dave said "Lightning could you carry me through the dog hair rope?"
" Nuh-uh! Lightning does not carry!"
Lightning jumped on the dog hair rope and began to climb. Dave walked over to the broken licorice ropes and got an idea. He grabbed the broken rope and used it as a lasso as he tied it around Lightning. He then tied the other end to himself as Lightning carried him to the top.
" Man I must be gaining muscle mass." Lightning said "This is making me sweat."
Lightning was about to jump down until he saw Dave.
"You little sha-rat!" Lightning said "You tricked me into carrying you to the top!"
"Sorry it was the only way." Dave said " The dog hair rope makes me sneeze."
"Well too bad!" Lightning said as he began to chew onto the licorice rope
"No no no!"
Dave hurriedly jumped onto Lightning as the two fell over. Lightning kicked Dave off of him and ran to the next course.
Sky, DJ, Leshawna and Trent arrived at the duck and cover. Chef had his multi-firing leech gun ready as fired a barrage of leeches. Trent, DJ and Sky ducked behind a bush but Leshawna was too slow and got hit.
"Damn it." Leshawna said as she tried to pull the leech off of her
"We need something to distract Chef so he'll fire at something else." Sky said "Oh I know! What if we used our packs?"
"Didn't Chris say we'd get a penalty for ditching them?" Trent replied
" I'm fast!" Sky said as she took off her pack "I'll catch up with you guys later."
She then threw her pack up in the air as Chef fired several shots at it. Trent and DJ ran off to the next course. Heather and Alejandro arrived and saw Leshawna struggling to get the leech out of her hair.
"Aww that's a nice look Leshawna." Heather said
"Really? How about you try it then!" Leshawna said as she tore the leech out of her hair
She then threw the leech at Heather as it landed on her mouth. Leshawna laughed as she ran to the next course. Alejandro tried to pull the leech from Heather's mouth.
" Mi amor I never knew this was your type." Alejandro said as he snickered
Heather's muffled screams could be heard as Alejandro continued to pull. Meanwhile Sky recovered her leech infested pack.
Scarlett was struggling to do the snapping bars as Dave and Lightning arrived. Lightning jumped on the snapping bars and easily made it to where Scarlett was.
"Move it nerdy girl! Lightning has a challenge to win."
" I'd like to but my arms do not have the necessary strength to do this."
" Oh! I got an idea!"
Lightning kicked Scarlett into the pond as he laughed.
"Sha-payback!" Lightning said as he continued to climb
Dave tried to hang onto the snapping bars and ended up falling into the pond as well.
Lightning completed the course and headed over to the next one.
Trent and DJ arrived at the final course which was a giant zipline. Chris flew by on his jetpack.
"This is where your packs come in handy!" Chris said
Trent and DJ emptied their packs and pulled out some ziplining gear. They attached the hooks to the line and slid all the way down. Then they ran to the finish line.
"Yes!" Trent said "First place! So do we win a night in the Spa Hotel or what?"
" Hmm.. sure." Chris said "Keeping in mind you'll be stuck in the Spa Hotel with Heather."
"Yeah on the second thought... I'll pass." Trent said
"I won't." DJ said "Heather's alright and I really need somebody to work on my alligator elbows."
"Alright then DJ the spa hotel is that-a-way."
DJ and Trent walked off back to the campsite. Alejandro, Heather, Leshawna and Sky arrived at the final course next. Heather still had the leech on her mouth as Alejandro helped take off her pack.
" Try not to suck too much okay?" Alejandro said while smiling
Heather shoved Alejandro as she slid down the zip line.
"Hmmm.." Sky murmured
"Something wrong?" Leshawna asked
"Oh..um.. nothing." Sky said
"Sky's Confessional"
" I'm a bit worried.. I haven't seen Dave through all of the obstacle course."
" What if he's last and gets eliminated? I technically wouldn't be breaking the dare if I just helped him without talking... right?"
Sky ran back to the previous obstacle.
"Girl what are you doing?!"
" Don't worry, I'll be right back!"
Leshawna sighed as she hooked herself up to the zipline. Sky ran all the way back to the duck and cover as she hid behind a bush. She saw that Brick, Scarlett, Lightning, Scott, Noah and Dave were there. She decided to use herself as a distraction so that Dave could make it further.
"Hey Chef! Where did you learn how to aim?" Sky asked "A shooter game meant for twelve year olds?"
Chef growled as he fired several shots as she dodged. The others took this opportunity to run except for Dave.
"Hey Chef! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!" Dave said "Even though you're way taller than me... Probably should've thought this out more."
Chef fired some shots at Dave as he attempted to dodge and failed. Sky ran over and dragged him to the next course. As the two arrived, mostly everyone had completed the ziplining part.
"Hurry up! There isn't much time before the love birds-" Scarlett said before she saw them "Great."
"I'm going I'm going." Noah said "No need to have your knots in a twist."
Noah slid down the zipline as Scarlett prepared to do the same until Dave pulled her away.
"Get off of me!" Scarlett said
"No! The last two to finish are out!" Dave said "And Sky deserves the money way more than you do!"
" Ah I see you're still doing everything in your power to protect a female who doesn't care about you." Scarlett said "How pathetic."
Scarlett pushed Dave off of the cliff and hooked herself up to the zipline.
"Dave!" Sky said as she ran over
She ran over to the edge of the cliff and saw Dave hanging onto the ledge with one hand. She rushed over to pull him up to safety.
"T-Thanks..." Dave said as he was out of breath
" N-No problem.." Sky said
Sky and Dave looked at each other and smiled. She leaned forward and pressed her lips against his.
"Dave's Confessional"
" I don't know what it is about nearly dying that makes you wanna be kissed by somebody.. but yeah that was nice."
Chris flew by on his jetpack and waited for the two to stop making out.
" It's a half hour show." Chris said growing impatient
"What?" Sky said as she pulled away "Oh crap!"
Sky raced over to attach her zipling gear to the line.
" No need. Scarlett already made it to the finish line while you two were off in smooch city." Chris said "Which means you two are getting flushed tonight!"
Sky and Dave both sighed in defeat.
" I'm sorry for distracting you Sky." Dave said " Guess I blew up your game.. again."
" No it's fine Dave." Sky said " I put my feelings over the game this time around and.. I think that was the right call. I feel a lot happier losing than I did in the Pahkitew finale."
Sky and Dave stood up and hugged each other.
" Leshawna's Confessional"
"Sky's going home? Damn I guess I made that deal for nothing then."
"I guess I need a new ally. Too bad mostly everyone left is a jerk with a capital J."
Leshawna then got an idea.
"Say what was the name of that nice twin?"
After the challenge was over, Brick walked back to where he left his bird and picked him up.
" You waited at your post? Good job soldier!" Brick said "Now I know you'll probably need a name.. You look like Scott for some reason but I feel like calling you Scott would get confusing."
Brick tried to think of a name for the bird.
"Hmmm how about Tangerine? No that's too on the nose." Brick said "Oh I know!... Private Pecker. That's a great name!"
Brick hugged his bird as Scott walked by.
"Why does that bird... Y'know what I'm not even gonna question it." Scott said as he walked away
Mostly everyone came to see Sky and Dave off at the Dock of Shame, Sky and Dave sat in the Flush of Shame though Dave was wearing a hazmat suit.
"Dude where did you get a hazmat suit?" Chris asked
" I came prepared this time around." Dave said "If there was an even a chance of there being toxic radiation on the island, I didn't want it affecting me. I'm glad it's coming in handy now because this toilet is soooo gross. When was the last time you cleaned this thing?"
" Hmmm.. I don't know." Chris said "Chef was supposed to clean it after Sasquatchanakwa took a giant deuce in it. But he never got around to it."
" Cleaning toilets is an intern's job Mclean." Chef said " I cook, I don't clean."
"True.. Any last words you two?"
" I wanna wish good luck to Leshawna and Trent!" Sky said "You two were cool to hang out with and I hope you make the finale."
"Awww thanks girl." Leshawna said " I hope you have fun with Dave wherever you end up."
Sky smiled as she took off Dave's hazmat helmet and kissed him on the lips. He blushed before he realized something.
"Sky put the helmet back on before he flushes-" Dave said before was interrupted
Chris gave a wicked grin as he pressed a button and flushed the two.
" AARGH I GOT TOILET WATER IN MY MOUTH!" Dave said as he was flushed
"With two more players down that leaves us with eleven players." Chris said "Who will be the next duo to ride the porcelain wave? You'll have to stay tuned to find out on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!"