'''Snow Dayz''' Oscar makes a blizzard so Bart can have time off school and because he was annoyed by Skinner's and Willie's rude comments. Then Homer acts like Genie again.
== Plot ==
It is snowing one morning.
"Yaaaaaay snow day!" Bart cheered.
He ran around the house in his pyjamas cheering. "SNOW DAY! SNOW DAY!"
Homer groaned.
"Awesome!" Oscar cheered.
"Now hold on honey. Sit and eat your breakfast while we listen to the news on which schools are closed." said Marge.
She put the radio on.
"The following schools are closed today: Shelbyville, Ogdenville..." Skinner was doing the closure announcements.
"I hate Shelbyville and I'm not too keen on Ogdenville either..." Homer sulked.
Bart hushed him.
"Ogdenville Tech, and Springfield Elementary..."
[Gasps]
"My Dear Watson Detective School."
"Ohh!" Bart groaned.
"And lastly, Springfield Elementary School..."
"Yea!" Bart was excited.
"East is closed."
Bart groaned.
"Okay that's it!" Oscar pulls out a pump action shotgun and pumps it to prime it to fire.
Marge sighs annoyed.
"And that is-" A shotgun being pumped is heard over the radio. "Oh and one last sudden closure. Springfield Elementary school, that's your school Bart, is closed."
"Yaaaaaaay!" Bart cheered.
"Oz get home and stop threatening people!" Lisa yelled.
"Lis he can't hear you over the radio..." said Hugo.
Bart sang delighted as he ate his cereal.
At school. Only Martin came in.
"Martin you may as well go home..." said Skinner.
Martin sighed.
...
Bart after breakfast watched cartoons in his pyjamas all morning.
Scratchy screamed as as Itchy pulled out a cleaver.
"Oz stop threatening the principal into shutting down the school!" Lisa yelled at Oscar.
Bart thought in deep meditation for a moment and bongo drums were heard.
Lisa had a camel head again.
"Honk! Honk! Hoooooonk!" Camel Lisa honked.
"Thanks bud." said Oscar.
"Pleasures all mine Oz." Bart smiled.
The snow was soon heavy enough that everyone was outside playing.
Bart dressed in his winter clothes ran outside with his sledge.
"Rosebud..." said Orson Welles.
Bart winced exasperated and went out to play with Milhouse.
Marge came into the lounge to find Hugo in a winter coat and wool hat, gloves and scratch reading a maths book.
"Catching up with missed work on Oscar's insistence on having a snow day? How clever!" said Marge.
"Yes Mom, just boning up on my algebra." said Hugo.
"GET OUTSIDE AND HAVE FUN LIKE A NORMAL KID!" Homer grabbed him and hurled him outside.
"DAAAAAAAD!" Lisa shrieked angrily. "I want to study today too! Don't pick on him for being well behaved!"
Homer whined and went out to Moe's or something.
Lisa lets Hugo in.
Outside.
Oscar disliked the cold and was shivering.
Nelson threw a snowball at him.
"Haw! Haw!"
"That's it. I'm going inside to watch cartoons while only dressed in a diaper." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
Inside.
Oscar disrobed in the hallway and ran in the lounge wearing just a diaper.
Marge sighed.
Oscar put the TV on and watched Disney cartoons.
He was watching Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers.
...
Lisa and Hugo had finished a session of catching up on what they should have been learning today.
"And hey presto! five pages of algebra done!" said Hugo.
Lisa smiled. "And now we have more tine to play.
And annoying their teachers asking what to study.
"I'm feeding my cat! Have the day off Hugo!" Mrs Krabappel at home groaned.
Hugo sighed and decided to revise for a test that was coming up.
"Do not snow day it!" He said to Oscar who was lying on the couch letting Teddy, his living teddy bear creature sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
"I like helping Bart." said Oscar.
"Well for once, help me." Hugo sighed.
"Okay Hugey..." Oscar sighed.
"And stop calling me Hugey..."
"Haaaaauuuw! Hugey..." Oscar squealed.
School, the snow had melted away.
"Okay we'll soldier through this boring test day but if I hear one! Just one crass remark from the teachers or other staff then we are having the entire November off in snow days!" Oscar frowned.
Lisa sighed.
"Wassuuuuup!" Milhouse was being stupid...
"Milhouse enough!" Bart seethed.
Bart was being cheeky to Skinner.
"Hey Skinny..."
"Bart you address me as Principal Skinner and you shall continue as such!" said Skinner.
"Okay such." Bart smirked.
"Bart! You have been waving your nuts around in my face for too long!"
Oscar seethed.
"Hehehehe... rude..." Richard chuckled.
"That's it Skinner! That's the last time you slap your Willy around!" said Groundskeeper Willy.
Richard laughed.
"Okay that's it! You have offended my delicate ears for the last time!" Oscar yelled.
He snapped his fingers like Thanos, or the Collector from Owl House and we cut to a transition card saying A Month of Snow with Christmas music.
...
One November morning when the kids were normally at school, They were watching cartoons.
Lisa sighed annoyed.
Then the Christmas Hobgoblins was on.
"It's not even thanksgiving..." Hugo groaned.
"Corporate media and stores are always celebrating the next holiday far too soon..." said Bart.
Oscar went upstairs to his room but not before screeching "Hobgoblins!" Then he left.
Oscar's room.
Oscar disrobed down to his diaper.
Teddy the living teddy bear creature grinned and headed over to him while sniffing the floor with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar grimaced obsessed with being sniffed.
Teddy smirked and sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar moaned as he secretly liked Teddy doing that.
Oscar blushed as the teddy bear creature's shiny black round nose quivered and twitched. He sweated and sat on his knees.
Teddy was still sniffing his diaper.
Oscar shut his eyes tight and grunted a short pained sigh as his bladder opened. He needed to go because of Teddy sniffing his diaper for some reason.
Oscar sighed as he wet his diaper.
"Ugh! Gross..." Teddy groaned, patting the damp front of Oscar's diaper.
"Dats cos you keep sniffing me, silly!" Oscar cooed.
Teddy grinned and sniffed his diaper some more.
Oscar giggled. "Okay! Okay! Teddy please. I need to finish my angry letters to Microsoft demanding they make Kameo 2!" He huffed. "They can't leave me with a cliffhanger!"
Teddy winced.
Oscar sat at his desk in his diaper and wrote a furious letter to Microsoft and Rare demanding they make Kameo 2.
Downstairs Bart was watching TV.
"Ugh... This anything else on besides this..." Hugo disliked the programme he was watching.
"No Ben 10!" said Bart.
Hugo frowned.
...
Homer entered the lounge.
"We're going to the Kwik e Mart as I want some beers."
"Why do you need us?" Bart asked.
"Because the car rusted up from me attempting to drive it into the sea to visit Ariel and now it's leaking Monoxide so I need someone to wake me if I get sleepy.
"Uh maybe we should walk..." said Bart.
"Okay but bring Oscar." said Homer.
Homer, Oscar, Bart and Hugo travelled about the snowy Springfield hit by month long blizzards because Oscar got annoyed by Skinner and Willy saying very rude things.
"Captain's Log, Number 1-0-1. The Land of Ice. Me and my brother, Bart are going with dad to the local convenience store because father requires liquid refreshment in the form of alcohol..." Hugo monologues.
"Mango wango..." said Oscar referencing Tiny Toons.
Bart sighed.
"Stop referencing Star Trek! You mutant!" Homer yelled.
Oscar glared at Homer.
Jimbo then grabbed Oscar and held him upside down by his ankle.
"Put me down! You big bully! Or I will be sick on you! I can barf at will!" said Oscar.
"Yeah put him down you dim witted doofus..." said Hugo.
"Better a doofus than a dork!" said Homer.
Bart high fives him.
Hugo frowned.
"Okay fine." Jimbo sighed.
Meanwhile in Quohog, The Griffin's house.
"Peter why are you watching the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon..." Lois sighed.
"This episode is awesome! It has Surfing Bird in it!" said Peter.
He was watching the episode The Bird! The Bird!
(Surfing Bird plays)
Peter suddenly vaulted from the couch onto his feet and did his stupid dance. "Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird is the word!"
"Oh craaaaap!" Stewie groaned. However everyone just acts like they can't understand him. Ie that they're just hearing incoherent babbling.
Brian groaned.
...
Homer and the boys walking through thick snow.
"Ugh... we really need a working car..." Bart groaned.
"That doesn't spew poisonous fumes..." said Hugo.
"Don't complete each other's sentences! It's creepy!" Homer yelled. "And don't worry we'll be at the store faster than you can say spaghetti and meatballs!"
"Spaghetti and meatballs!" Oscar yelled.
Bart and Hugo sighed exasperated.
== Plot 2 ==
The journey just got more and more stupid...
Homer was now Genie, because Dan friggin voices Genie too! This is madness!
Genie is dressed as an arctic explorer in winter clothes and tennis rackets tied to his feet. He seems happy and cheerful. Everyone else is annoyed.
"Ooh, look at the pretty flakes! No two alike, you know. Isn't this the best shortcut? Yep, nothing like the great outdoors." said Genie.
"Dad do you even know where we're going..." said Bart as even on foot the Kwik e Mart wasn't that far.
"Yes..." said Genie.
"And stop turning into Genie from Aladdin! And Oscar stop encouraging him to do that!" Bart yelled at Oscar who was chuckling.
"You ain't never had a friend like me!" Oscar and Genie sang.
Bart face palmed.
"Are you sure this is the right way, Dad?" Hugo sighed.
"Have I ever mentioned my semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic sense of direction?" said Genie. That's it! He said the line!
"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWEEEEERS!" Oscar yelled turning into an all powerful red Genie with comets and stars etc.
Bart winced.
"Itty bitty living space..." said a tiny Oscar with a squeaky voice from inside Genie's lamp.
"Okay Ozzy, that was Robin's Genie. And secondly I'm a free Genie now." said Genie.
"We're lost..." Hugo groaned.
"We're not lost!" said Homer annoyed.
"Come back Genie!" Oscar insisted upon him being Genie.
Homer turned back into Genie.
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for... frozen yoghurt! Fat free! We're on the cusp of bikini season, you know!" said Genie as an ice cream vendor. With a trolley too!
Bart and Hugo glared at Genie for being stupid.
"I like the real thing, ice cream..." said Oscar.
"Oscar! Think of the calories!" said Genie as a Doctor. He became Homer briefly. "Seriously kid, my wife's nagging and Hibbert might be right, I'm a blob..."
"Homer you never stick to your diet and you prefer ice cream to healthy alternatives. Besides I don't have to worry about my shape yet." said Oscar.
Bart seethed annoyed by this nonsense.
...
At home.
Lisa reading her spell book and waved her wand from the Springwarts episodes. She casted a magic spell to melt the snow so she could go to school.
"As for Bart and Oscar, I really don't care what they get up to." said Lisa.
She went to school and met Martin along the way.
"Hey Lisa." said Martin.
"Hi Martin." said Lisa.
They went to school.
However at school Skinner was being a potty mouth again.
"Nibbles, chew through my ball sack." said Skinner in the dodgeball bag.
Nibbles the hamster made a confused gasp unable to understand that command.
"Sir please! Enough of the toilet humor..." Lisa groaned.
Richard laughed.
"Ah, my two A star students! Hurry off to class please!" said Skinner.
Lisa and Martin complied.
"Seymour you've got to stop with the trouser talk..." said Chalmers annoyed.
Skinner sighed.
Lisa's class.
Ralph was homesick away from his stuffed animals.
Miss Hoover sighed and gave him a Brillo pad.
"It feels hurty..." said Ralph.
Paula then killed Hoover and replaced her in my fanon. Or something.
"Sorry about that, guys. Ms. Hoover don't know how to handle with unenthusiastic students and now she's gone." Said Paula.
Lisa winced.
Paula saw Ralph holding a Brillo pad, hurting his hands.
"Oh, you poor innocent boy. Here, I take care this." Said Paula.
She removes the Brillo pad from Ralph's hands and gives him a plushie.
She back to her desk then writing on a chalkboard. The chalkboard says "Today of History lesson."
"Today the class were in a history lesson or something. Possibly studying Native Americans." Paula learns about Native Americans.
Fourth Grade.
"And for some mind boggling reason Bart and Hugo are absent from class... oh well..." said Mrs. Krabappel.
"Well they're missing out on a treat class! Today we will be watching my first ever film directed and produced by Seymour Skinner... Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" said Skinner.
They watched his amateur film he created.
The kids groaned as it was terrible.
...
Still travelling in the snow with Homer and the boys.
"I scream, you scream for ice cream! Oh and frozen yogurt for myself. Gotta watch my weight!" said Genie still as an ice cream vender.
"Dad it is in the middle of a blizzard! Why on earth would we want ice cream?!" Bart yelled.
"Bart this is the mind of a chap that thinks Knightboat is Five star entertainment..." Hugo sighed.
"DO NOT INSULT KNIGHTBOAT!" Homer yelled.
"I know! Let's play a game. I spy with my little eye something that starts with S!" said Oscar.
"Oz I swear if it's snow..." Bart seethed.
"Aaah! All of this cheery prattle is making my ears go numb!" Iago groaned. Yes Iago is there too!
"Ears?" Genie gave Iago, a parrot... some huge pink ears. "There they are!"
"OH GOSH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" Iago yelled.
"My sanity is hanging by a thread..." Hugo whimpered tearfully.
Oscar spoke in monkey sounds like Abu. Basically he is filling in for Abu.
Abu screeched at him angrily for insulting his mother.
Genie is now a lady fortune teller wearing a turban and scrying into "Her" crystal ball.
"I see tidal waves and typhoons, fevers and famines, pimples and papercuts!" Genie gave himself a paper cut. "Ow!"
Bart and Hugo seriously pissed off brandished icicles as daggers and advanced upon Genie.
Marge snatched the icicles from them.
"Mom? What are you doing here?" Bart asked.
"Putting a stop to this foolishness!" said Marge.
"Let me write about Homer as Genie!" Oscar yelled.
Homer as Genie chuckled.
"Yeah we get it Homie, you're Genie when Robin Williams can't voice him." said Marge.
"Oh and Dweeble Dee and Dweeble Dumb, you can't kill Genie he's indestructible..." said Oscar.
The Madness continued.
"Madness..." said Oscar...
Bart groaned.
...
"Come on Dad, I think we're almost there..." said Hugo.
"Calm down, guys. We're all a little edgy, but we've gotta stick together." said Oscar. Genie was holding a tube of glue. "Genie no. Put the glue away." Oscar sighed.
Genie scoffed.
Also later in season 19 even Oscar is annoyed with Genie's antics.
Genie then acted as a cheerleader. "Dan! Dan! He's our man! If he can't voice us!"
"Dad stop! You'll cause an avalanche!" Hugo yelled as an avalanche happens at this point in Aladdin the TV spin off.
"No only yodelling Polarchuck can cause avalanches." said Oscar.
There was a Polarchuck. He yodelled in a high pitched tone.
Snow buried the Simpsons.
"Oh just great..." said Bart.
"Oz no offence but that website is lame..." said Hugo.
"No it's cute!" said Oscar.
Elsewhere Nibbles ate a sunflower seed.
The Simpsons eventually got out of the snow.
"Don't do that again." Oscar frowned at the Polarchuck.
"I'll yodel when I want to!" The Polarchuck yelled back.
Then they arrived at the Kwik e Mart.
"Oooooh!" said Oscar.
"At last." said Bart.
Abu squeaked and chattered.
"Hmmmm not the best place to get to school or the stores from... Oh and my blue magical self is at an ice palace right now." said Homer.
"Dad, can you give us five minutes without clowning?!" Bart groaned.
"No! I love being a clown!" Oscar yelled. He was suddenly dressed as a clown with green hair and a big red shiny round nose.
Bart seethed.
They go in the Kwik e Mart.
...
"Ah Mr Homer, The unseasonable blizzard is keeping away customers." said Apu.
"Okay I'll get rid of the blizzard..." Oscar groaned.
Bart was looking at the candy.
"Meanwhile Al and his friends have a yeti problem..." said Oscar.
At an ice palace.
Aladdin etc encounter a yeti in charge of a castle. Apparently Wampas can be civilised enough to hold down a mortgage.
"Actually my minuscule chum, Wampas and Yetis are two different creatures!" said the talking Yeti. "For one! Wampas are savage creatures!"
"So you're not gonna eat us..." Iago asked.
"Certainty not! I won't harm a hair on any of your heads..." said the yeti.
Aladdin and his friends sighed.
"I'm also aware my castle can be rather monotonous to let's say this spiked haired youth..." said the Yeti tousling Oscar's hair.
"I implore you young fellow to wile away the hours with my younger brother Bartholomew." Yes the Yeti is Bentley from Spyro...
Bartholomew the yeti cub was there looking at his cell phone.
"Eat his shorts!" Oscar cheered.
"Wrong Bartholomew..." Bartholomew the yeti sighed.
"I dislike being full named..." said Bart Simpson.
Then Ace flew into the ice palace and turned into his vampire form.
"Purple flower bat!" Oscar chirped.
"Yeah bats are called liliac and so is lilac flowers..." Ace sighed.
Bartholomew was taking selfies...
Kwik E Mart.
Homer got his beers.
"Thank you, come again!" said Apu.
Bart bought a red and blue mixed Squishee.
"Thank you, come again!" said Apu.
...
Oscar as promised ended his blizzard. So everyone went back to school.
Skinner and Willie agreed not to make rude comments like Bart waving his nuts about or hamsters chewing through ball sacks.
Elsewhere Billy transferred from Endsville Elementary to My Dear Watson detective school.
"For I am Sherlooooock Billy! I'm a detective!" said Billy.
Mandy face palmed.
Elsewhere Genie got the yetis to play baseball. Well with snowballs.
"Uh what is baseball?" Aladdin asked.
Genie spoke.
"Uh Genie, they haven't discovered it yet... And they won't until 1839..." said Oscar.
Bartholomew was trying to find his ball.
"Does anyone know where my ball is?"
"Eugene probably borrowed it." said a yeti.
"Yeah glad we sorted that before Bart turns on the tears again..." said Oscar.
"It's Bartholomew and yes I whimper and bawl sometimes..." said Bartholomew the yeti cub.
"He's only a youngling my little Bartholomew." Bentley explained he was prone to sobbing because he was very young still.
== Plot 3 ==
Bartholomew the yeti and Oscar glanced over at Genie who was turning into things again, He cloned himself and put on a barbershop quartet.
"Goodbye my baby!"
Ace the vampire boy hissed in horror and melted.
"Okay... Vampires die from seeing corny barbershop quartets..." said Oscar.
Bartholomew winced.
Kwik e Mart.
After his only customers for the day went home Apu sat bored. Oscar teleported in to type up this episode.
Suddenly Stampy the elephant smashed in through the front doors with Bart in his mouth.
"Oh Ganesh!" Apu gasped.
"Ay chihuahua!" Oscar screamed.
Stampy spat Bart out.
"Eeeeeugh..." Bart groaned covered in elephant slobber.
Apu gave Stampy a bag of peanuts as a bribe to leave immediately. Stampy took the peanuts.
"Okay I'm staying at the yeti castle..." said Oscar freaked out.
Yeti castle.
Genie was juggling for a grumpy yeti who owned the castle or something. The silliness wore out in the first act...
Oscar rolled his eyes and went off down the icy caverns inside the ice palace.
There were more annoying yodelling Polarchucks.
One of them kept sniffing Oscar with its big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar winced and fidgeted backing away.
The Polarchuck grinned and kept sniffing him.
Oscar winced and sweated.
...
Elsewhere. Um at the Simpsons house. The attic.
Hugo captured Bart again and tied him to a chair and taped up his mouth.
Hugo laughed maniacally.
"Kids..." said Marge.
Hugo sighed annoyed and untied Bart. He ran downstairs.
"Kids your cousin Hank is coming to stay because the narrator ran out of things to write." said Marge.
"How many cousins have we got?" Lisa asked.
"Thousands." Homer said.
"OVER 9000!" Oscar yelled.
Bart sighed exasperated.
"Homer are you overexadrating?" Marge asked.
"No." said Homer.
"Yes you are..." said Marge sighed.
"Fifty." Homer said annoyed.
"This is gonna be fun on a bun!" said Oscar excitedly.
"Oz calm down..." Ace sighed. He was magically alive again after dying from seeing a corny and lame barbershop quartet.
"Sorry Ace." said Oscar.
Hugo was petting his pigeon-rat.
"And no Hugo! Don't bring your pigeon-rat downstairs..." Marge sighed.
Hugo sighed.
"And don't eat fish heads in front our guests..." said Homer.
"Well let him eat normal food!" Oscar snapped.
...
"Okay he's here. Kids be good. Oscar, no mentioning Green eggs and Ham or being weird with your living teddy bear creature and him sniffing your diaper."
Oscar frowned.
Hank was let in.
He got out his Walkman and played Fairytale of New York.
"... faggot!"
"HANK!" Marge yelled.
Bart laughed. "This is gonna be so fun..."
"You don't get this from my side of the family..." Marge sighed to Homer.
"Gentlemen, might I suggest a game of Vaults and Vandals to pass the time? Or Vampires and Vikings. Basically any alliterative fantasy words with an And in between." Lisa wanted to RP again.
"Hell no!" Bart yelled.
"Flying monkeys with lightsabers! And pickle knights!" Oscar yelled delighted.
"No!" Hugo whined. "Sorry sis, but no! Do not let him goof off in the V&V session!"
Oscar chuckled maniacally.
Lisa sighed.
The basement.
"I am itching for some mayhem!" Oscar giggled.
Bart frowned at him.
"I'm just itching." Hank felt extremely itchy for some reason.
"That's because I poured itching powder down your back..." said Bart grinning.
Then Quiffy, Oscar's Toon blew up and was black and sooty from being on fire briefly.
"THAT'S RACIST! YOU LOOK LIKE BLACKFACE!" Lisa yelled.
"Lis, Toons have that black, soot covered look when they're blown up or burnt all the time..." said Oscar.
...
To be continued while my executive producer adds random things...
"Still racist to me…" Lisa muttered.
"You're not black Lis." said Hank
Lisas head turned into a donkeys head. She brayed like a donkey ie Eeee-haaaaw!
"Jackass." Hank sighed with a frown.
Bart winced wondering how that happened. Magic, that's what happened.
The Yeti castle.
"Why, you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!" said Bentley annoyed at Moneybags.
Bartholomew the yeti cub winced baffled and bemused.