Pop Art II Oscar has a disappointing time at the art museum because someone booked it for their birthday. So Marge takes them to see the ducks at the park but Oscar squeals at the ducklings and Bart teases the swans. Then Bart takes up choir at Catholic church. Oscar then teases him when he sings The Lion sleeps tonight.
Plot
One weekend afternoon at the art museum. The Simpsons are looking at paintings. Bart is extremely bored as usual.
"What kind of blockhead would want to spend the day in a museum..." said Bart.
Charlie Brown winced at him.
"Quiet boy!" Homer told him off.
Bart scoffed bored. "Booooooriiing!" They passed a Picasso. "Booooooriiiing..."
"Bart!" Lisa yelled. "For your information some intelligent people like going to art museums! If you must blame someone, it's Oscar. This art museum was his idea!"
Oscar sighed. "Sorry pal but I love art..."
Homer was being stupid again... He saw the dogs playing poker painting.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! They're dogs! And they're playing poker!" He laughs in a hysterical manner and flees.
Bart winced at his behaviour.
Oscar sighed. "Sorry buddy, I know you hate museums... but I love art because I am a cartoonist... I don't like this artist though. Psssshaaawww! He just has more connections and funding than me..."
Bart sighed.
"Good thinking on Diamond head." said James Coco to Ben Tennyson.
Ben winced.
"What exactly about donuts made you go mad in 15 minutes?!" said Oscar.
"Ugh... The pop art and Cathy Guisewite cartoons are in the yellow wing though..." Bart sighed.
"Bart we're here for the day! We're not just looking at what art you want to look at!' Lisa ranted
"But I don't like any art... except Renaissance paintings of naked people! Gahahaha!" said Bart.
Marge frowned at him.
'They're funny..." said Bart.
Marge sighed.
"Well Oscar's not interesting in Picasso..." said Bart trying a new tact.
"Oscar's gonna have to follow us through all the exhibits before we get to what he likes..." said Marge.
Oscar was picking his nose while studying a Picasso.
...
They then came to a section on Goya's black paintings.
"Oooooh! Goya's black paintings!" said Lisa.
However upon seeing the painting of Saturn/Kronos eating his children.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! He's eating people! Run! Run for your lives!" Oscar screamed as he fled.
Marge caught him by the back of his diaper to stop him fleeing. the diaper stretched from him trying to flee.
"Oscar don't run off..."
Hugo winced baffled as he looked away briefly from the painting.
Bart grinned and had an idea. "boy you don like this creepy painting..."
Oscar shook his head scared.
We cut to a day in his life where Bart decides to torment him...
Oscar wakes up in bed next to Teddy.
Teddy grins at him seductively.
"Oh I am so tired Teddy, I hope you put the tea on and-" He turns over to see a copy of Goya's Saturn eats his children painting in his crib. Oscar screamed.
Bart laughed standing at his door way.
"You son of a bitch!" Oscar yelled.
"Language Oz..." said Bart being a bigger brother.
Oscar was trying not to look at the scary painting and shivering.
Bart chuckled and wend downstairs.
Homer went to the Kwik e Mart with Oscar.
"Hello Homer!" said Apu.
"One scratch card Apu." Homer bought a scratch card.
"Can i scratch it?" Oscar asked. Teddy bought one too despite being underaged... He unsheathed his claw to scratch it.
"Fine..." said Homer.
Oscar scratched the card. "Oh! Cherry! Another cherry... come on..."
The last panel was Goya's Kronos/Saturn. A scare chord rang out.
Oscar screamed and fled.
"Hehehehe! Good one Apu..." Bart grinned.
Oscar's room. He spots Clownja. Well his box as he is inside ready to pop out.
"Ugh..." said Oscar. He turned the jack in a box handle. Pop goes the weasel played slowly.
Oscar anticipating a jump scare winced. however Clownja popped out and laughed like Ripper Roo.
(Dallas McKennon laugh.)
Oscar sighed. However he saw someone painted Goya's Saturn painting on his bedroom wall. Oscar screamed.
...
The Goya Exhibit outside.
"That was not funny!" Oscar yelled panting with fear.
Bart laughed.
"This is like my fear of the Queen News of the World album..." Stewie sighed.
Hugo was not interested in art because he thinks logically rather than imaginatively. Marge saw this.
"Hmmmmm... not you too Hugo... Why are both my boys such philistines..."
"Mom I am not acting up like Bart! It's just that I am very Left brained! I think with the logical side of my brain... I see a painting but I can't comprehend the logic behind it!" said Hugo.
"Whereas I think with the right side of my brain. Hence I am very artistic. I just think my art is better than this guy's..." said Oscar.
"And poor Bart doesn't think at all.." Lisa teased Bart. He pulled a face at her.
"I'd rather be at home building giant mechanical ants! Or a doomsday weapon!" said Hugo ranting loudly.
"Hugo ssshhh! This is a museum..." Marge hushed him.
Hugo sighed.
Lisa sighed. "Hugo can you comprehend good?"
"Yes, Ut's just that it's sooooo boring! I like being a mad scientist!" Hugo grinned.
Bart sighed.
They were in the Leonardo Da Vinci section.
"Born near Florence, Italy, in the year 1452, Leonardo da Vinci displayed a genius unmatched in human history." Lisa explained.
"Actually born somewhere in America, 1980s, Leonardo and his brothers Michelangelo, Donatello and Raph-" said Oscar.
"Oz no! You cartoon obsessed cretin!" Hugo yelled.
"Hugo! hush!" said Marge.
Hugo sighed.
"I just don't understand why you use your brain to cause trouble Hugo..." Lisa sighed.
"Better than not using my brain at all and wondering why my pranks backfire..." Hugo grinned at Bart.
"Hugh it doesn't matter that you do cool stuff... You being an insufferable dork ruined it..." said Bart.
...
They were studying a Picasso when Squeaky Voiced Teen arrived.
"I'm sorry but we're closing the museum... Someone booked it for their birthday." said Squeaky Voiced Teen.
The Simpsons groan.
"What Blockhead would spend their birthday in an art museum?!" Bart yelled.
Charlie Brown gawked at him.
"Bart seriously!" Lisa yelled.
"Come on kids.. let's go..." said Marge.
Hank played Blitzkrieg Bop by the Ramones.
"Stop playing that gay song!" Oscar yelled.
Hank frowned.
"Awwww I wanted to draw moustaches on all the portraits..." Bart sighed.
They pass a portrait of Frida Kahlo. Oscar laughed. "No way was her monobrow that bad!"
Gerald the monobrow baby glared at him.
Outside the museum.
"I'm sorry kids but I can't change things. We'll have to find something else to do." said Marge.
Oscar sighed but realised he couldn't force his way in while there was a booked tour of the museum.
"Oscar I'm sorry dear. Hmmmm, I thought you would have been a bit more passionate about staying..." said Marge.
"If you mean throwing a tantrum, i don't do that anymore..." said Oscar.
Marge sighed relieved.
"I don't ruin other people's day if I am unjustified in what I want. But if it's what I can have I will have it..." said Oscar.
Marge sighed.
"Well you shouldn't throw tantrums..."
"Get rid of that diaper freak!" Hank screamed in a tantrum.
Marge frowned at him.
Bart was relieved the trip to the museum was over.
"I know! Let's go to the park! Maggie can see the ducks!" said Marge.
Bart groaned.
Maggie squealed and clapped.
"This day just gets worse and worse..."
...
The park.
"It's beautiful..." said Lisa.
"Hey the trees grew back after Stampy ate all the leaves!" said Bart.
They found a duck pond. However there was a sign asking people not to feed the ducks.
Maggie tears up and whimpers.
"That's it! No one makes my only non-speaking daughter cry!" Homer seethed. He pulled out the sign and threw it in the bin.
"Sir you can't do that!" said Squeaky Voiced Teen.
Homer punched him.
"Homer..." Marge sighed.
And so they fed the ducks bread.
"That's it Maggie. Feed the duckies!" Marge was carrying Maggie, the baby. Maggie hurled tiny piece of bread to the ducks.
Bart groaned.
Oscar decided to act like a character from a British comedy sketch show he liked that the Simpsons hadn't heard of...
"Eh Eh Eh!" He squawked while hurling entire bread loaves at the ducks, scaring them.
"Oz don't do that!" Lisa yelled.
"Eh Eh Eh!" Oscar squawked.
"Uh Oscar why...?" Hugo winced.
"It's funny being a total nutcase! Eh Eh Eh!" said Oscar.
Hugo sighed.
"Mom do we have to+" Bart whined.
"Eh Eh Eh!" Oscar stroked his face. Bart winced.
Then the Lovejoy's arrived.
Tim sighed as he didn't like the Simpsons very much.
"Oh Reverend Lovejoy! Helen! What a pleasant surprise!" said Marge.
Oscar shrugged. On and off and on again friendships baffle him.
Helen gave Marge a haughty look because she a condescending bitch!
"See you at church Marge." said Lovejoy.
...
And more embarrassment from Bart and Oscar.
Marge tried to hold polite conversation with the Reverend and his wife.
"Blah, blah, blah... pointless small talk..."
"Marge isn't that Bart teasing those swans?" Helen asked.
Bart was snatching a cygnet from a swan. she squawked at him.
"Bart stop that!" Marge yelled.
"Uh Mom..." Lisa tugged her dress for attention.
We pan over to Oscar with his shorts and underwear down urinating in the duck pond. "Eh Eh Eh!" he squawked.
The Simpsons and Lovejoys were mortified.
Plot 2
The Simpsons, Lovejoys and Flanders have a picnic as you do.
"Hi Diddly Ho Marge!" said Ned arriving with the boys and Maude's green ghostly form as um she died...
Maude wailed. "Ooooooooooh!"
"Yeah that's otherworldly spirits for you..." said Homer.
They all set up a picnic.
"Eh Eh Eh?" Oscar squawked.
Lisa sighed.
They sat down and engaged in idle conversation.
Helen stared daggers at Marge.
More boring chatter, as such Oscar got up.
Suddenly The Simpsons here him squawking and see Oscar chasing squirrels with a stick, while stark naked!
"Eh Eh Eh!"
"Oh lord!" Marge gasped.
Lisa covered her eyes.
Homer groaned and chased Oscar to get him to put his clothes on.
"Br normal! Be normal!" Homer yelled.
"Jessica stop strangling Bart!" Tim Lovejoy scolded his daughter who was strangling Bart.
Hugo winced.
"Oscar put your clothes back on!" Homer yelled.
Bart gagged and wheezed as his ex girlfriend was trying to kill him for some reason...
Homer in his attempt to catch Oscar tripped and upset the picnic. Be got Ned's green blanket wrapped round himself.
"D'oh!"
A beehive full of angry bees fell on his head. "Aaaaagh! bees!"
And he fell into a berry bush. "Aaaaah! blue berries!" His beehive was blue from juice.
Oscar then hurled a very hot pie at him. Splat, it landed on his stomach and burnt him.
Homer screamed the stifled the pain by mimicking Marge's annoyed groan "Mmmmmmmm!"
"Homer stop that!" Marge scolded him.
Bart winced.
...
"Picnic, nitpick." Lisa sighed, restoring the picnic with a wave of her magic wand.
The picnic was restored but with nicer food such as vol-au vants.
"Oh no food for me, goes right through me..." said Maude because she's a ghost...
Oscar laughed.
At home.
Marge was cross with Homer and Oscar. "I have never been so humiliated in my life! That was the worst picnic ever!"
"Apart from when Yogi bear stole the picnic basket and mauled Dad." said Bart.
Oscar laughed.
Marge gave him a softer look of disapproval.
"Or when Teddy asked for the egg salad and a bigfoot kidnapped him." said Oscar.
We cut to a previous picnic.
"Please pass the egg salad." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear.
"Raggle fraggle!" said a bigfoot grabbing him.
"Help! Somebody save me!" Teddy cried.
Back in the present. "If anyone is to blame it's Nakey boy..." said Homer.
"I was just goofing off..." said Oscar whining.
Marge sighed.
"Oz even I don't do things like that... Ie chasing squirrels naked..." Bart sighed.
"Maybe go back to your uncle's apartment till you calm down..." said Marge.
"Do I have too..." Oscar groaned.
"Yes..." said Bart.
Oscar, thankfully dressed. went home to his uncle's apartment.
"You think I was too harsh on him?" Bart asked.
"Nah..." said the Simpsons.
At Uncle Buck Tamaki's apartment.
Oscar let himself in.
Buck was coming down from a high.
Oscar sat on the couch. he felt in it. squelch! "Eeeeeugh!" He found sofa pizza...
"Oh! Pizza!" Barney said delighted and he took the old pizza snd ate it. Oscar gagged in disgust.
Barney belched as he left.
Oscar then referenced a story book he fead at school about a boy exploring the innards of his couch.
Oscar sighed and checked his watch. "Just enough time to let my weird Teddy bear sniff my diaper!
...
Simpsons Home.
It was the morning and letters arrived.
Bart got to them first.
"Bills, I'll let mom handle those... Death threat from Sideshow Bob and family... Oh! I have been invited by Father Sean to sing in the choir!"
"That's nice dear, but you could have joined Reverend Lovejoy's choir..." said Marge.
"Mom I am Catholic now..." said Bart.
"I keep forgetting... It's not important..." said Matt.
Bart rolled his eyes. "And besides I don't like doing dorky things...
Marge sighed.
Homer soon finds out.
"Ooooooh look! the wiener patrol! boning up on his singing!"
"Homer!" Marge scolded him.
"Bart this is a lovely thing to do, but couldn't you have been a protestant choir boy?" Marge sighed.
"No..." said Bart.
Oscar and Buck's flat.
The mail came.
Oscar went through it.
"Bills, free sample of lemon time, death threat from Sergio Aragonès..." said Oscar.
He sighed.
Uncle Buck blew smoke rings while inhaling from his bong.
Then someone busted the front door down. At the door was a bug/insect lady who had evil intentions for why she was busting in there like that.
"Kallae Kistnaaaaae!" Oscar rasped.
"Your gibberish will not dissuade Us." said the bug lady villain.
Oscar winced.
"Bug lady not friend!" said Timmy Turner.
"Timmy use grammar and lay off the helium!" Oscar groaned.
Timmy frowned.
...
Bart vowed to give up being a choir boy but got high on an all syrup Squishee again.
He woke up in choir robes.
"Aaaaagh!"
Lisa laughed.
"Awwwww man..."
Bart reluctantly sang at Catholic church. Thankfully Father Sean chose cool songs to sing.
The choir sang the Lion sleeps tonight.
"Awimba way, awimbs way, awimba way..."
"Ooooooooo eeeeee ooooooh! oooo ooooo oooh! (Swahili singing)
"In the jungle, the creepy jungle! Homer rides a freak!"
"Sooooooooo pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase settle for Seymour! Sooooooooo pleeeeeeaaaaase return to the dork!" Bart sang.
"Bart please don't ad lib..." Father Sean sighed.
We can't use the real lyrics ding dong!
Then Peter Griffin after crushing his balls on an exercise bike stole a Simpsons joke.
"Seriously! singing to The Lion Sleeps Tonight is my thing!" Bart yelled.
"Must make trending joke about horrible news! Um Al Qeada?" said Peter.
Bart sighed.
Then Watto aka a Toyardian aka a flying space jew was negotiating payment with Father Sean.
"Republican credits will do fine." Father Sean did a Jedi mind trick.
"No they won't!" said Watto.
"Republican credits will do fine..."
"No they won't!"
Bart sighed.
He read a bible comic.
Father Sean was having yet another lightsaber battle with Darth Maul.
"I'm outta here..." Bart sighed.
He met Oscar outside.
"Wanna draw moustaches on the paintings at the museum?" Oscar asked.
"Okay I suppose that's a little bit fun..." said Bart.
Music plays as they draw moustaches on the portraits.
Bart is baffled on what to do to a painting of a man with a moustache already. He erases his moustache.
...
The next day at the Simpsons, Marge reads the newspaper. There had been a spot of vandalism at the art museum. She gasped. The culprit was an El Barto. Who remained a mystery.
Homer went from mocking Bart to being jealous of him singing choir.
Lisa sighed.
"I was in a choir once. But I hit puberty..." said Homer.
Young Homer was singing in a high voice.
"Amazing graaaaaace!" However after a few lines his voice suddenly cracked and got deeper.
Abe sighed.
Homer in the present groaned. "Ooooooh..."
"Well I heard in the catholic church that the priests are sick freaks! Why I heard..." said Oscar.
"Oz no! We know! One of them abused Bart!" said Marge.
"Still traumatised..." said Bart uncomfortable.
Later Bart sings The Lion Sleeps tonight again.
He imagines himself as Bartzan swinging through the jungle via vines. Until green monkey bear things grab him and sniff him with their big wet green shiny noses...
"Oz seriously! No! I an not imagining that!" Bart whined.
That night.
Homer has his invention nightmare from Homer vs Patty and Selma.
But no one will let him see it.
"Let me see it!" He cried.
"Homer wake up! You're just having a bad dream..." said Marge.
"Oh Marge my Queen..." said Homer.
"And Rat boy..." said Homer to Bart.
"Cut that out!" Bart groaned. he chewed the dry wall.
"Bart stop chewing the drywall..." said Marge.
Hugo winced at his twin.
Later Lisa criticised his bizarre mad scientist antics. ie the walking pants.
"Hugo that's stupid..." said Lisa.
"It's not stupid! it's advaaaaaaanced!" said Hugo.
Lisa sighed.
...
On the landing Oscar tossed cheese on the floor. Bart ran out of his room and nibbled the cheese.
Oscar winced.
"Okay quit mocking me!" said Bart.
Oscar laughed.
Bart sighed.
"I am making a mutagenic potion!" said Hugo.
"No one cares Hugo..." said Bart.
Plot 3
At School.
"Why won't you go out with Bart?" Oscar asked Sherri or Terri.
"Because he is a smelly, ugly dork..." said Sherri.
"Please, Smelly is such an ugly word..." said Oscar.
"Please. Ugly is such a smelly word..." said Homer's red cap wearing cousin.
Oscar winced. "That doesn't make sense..."
"And he eats like a rat..." said Sherri.
Bart was nibbling a cracker like a rat.
Oscar winced.
"Who do you want to go out with then."
Sherri explained. We pan over to a very handsome boy with a glowing aura and a checkered shirt.
"Well duh... All the girl's like him... Even a few boys are attracted to him..." said Oscar. "But Bart has inner beauty... Like a microwave burrito..." said Oscar.
"You're no looker yourself sistah! You've got to grab what you can!" said Homer's cousin wearing a red baseball cap.
"Yeah." said Jake Boyman.
"Lisa everyone knows that's you in a disguise..." said Sherri.
Lisa took off her disguise and left.
"Why does Bart like me?" Sherri asked.
"I dunno..." said Oscar.
Bart gnawed his cracker.
At recess.
Oscar chased squirrels naked again.
Bart sighed.
Then the squirrels chased Oscar.
Bart sighed and licked his hands and groomed himself like a rat.
"I feel like running in a wheel for a few hours..." said Bart.
Oscar was still running about chasing squirrels...
...
At home. Hugo developed his mutagenic potion.
"And hey presto!" He exclaimed.
"Will you try it?" Oscar asked.
"Of course!" said Hugo. He drank the potion.
He became Rat Boy.
"Cooooool!" said Oscar.
"I hope you have an antidote to that..." Bart sighed.
"Of course... Unlike you when you mess with Frink's stuff..." said Hugo.
Bart sighed.
"Next on my agenda... Discover way to become Hugozilla..." said Hugo.
Bart frowned. "Have you been reading my thoughts with an invention again?!
"Maybe..." said Hugo.
Elsewhere Teddy tied Jake Boyman to a jungle gym and dressed him or her in a diaper because he is extremely weird!
He was sniffing Jake's diaper with his big wet round shiny nose.
Jake sweated and grunted as he struggled.
Teddy grinned and was still sniffing him.
In the attic.
Oscar was going on about eye lasers.
"Gamma vision Oz.." said Hugo.
"Anyway I have to go, Bewitched is on..." said Oscar.
In the playground, Teddy was still sniffing Jake's diaper.
"Ungh... buzz off furball!" said Jake.
Teddy grinned and continued sniffing his diaper. Uh this continues for some time. I'm annoying Hank for being an ass over what I write.
Hank seethed.
In the attic Hugo was working on an invention when Pigeon Rat fluttered about in it's cage.
Hugo sighed.
...
Homer annoyed works of art again.
The lion from The Sleeping Gypsy growled at him.
Homer screamed.
Then Vitruvian Man started kicking and punching him.
Homer cried and grunted in pain.
"Ow! You're mean!"
Then The Scream screamed at him.
"Oooow! My ears!" He groaned.
Then he encountered The Three Musicians by Picasso. They played music. Rhen they pulled out machine guns.
"Asta la vista, Homer!" They fired at him.
Homer screamed. He got quadrilateral holes in himself again.
Then water dropped on him. He saw the melting clocks by Salvador Dali.
"Eeeeeew!" Homer whined. water dripped on him.
Then Andy Warhole hurled soup cans at him.
Oscar winced baffled.
He took the apple from Son of Man and ate it.
"Hey! said the man from the painting.
Then a Calder mobile chased Oscar and Homer up the endless stairs by M C Escher.
(Growling)
Homer and Oscar ran about the endless stairs.
Later.
Oscar drew green umbrella demons or yokai.
The umbrella yokai came to life and fled the room.
"Oops..." said Oscar.
Homer screamed as the umbrella creatures attacked him.
Oscar laughed.