Work in Progress. Bart and Ace steal Skinner's Toupee, Dr Colossus attacks and Oscar gets a restraining order from Tails of Sonic X.
Plot
School.
The two self appointed Champion school pranksters Bart Simpson and Ace Tepes Dracula wanted to give themselves a little treat after yesterday's awesome and hilarious prank. It was peaceful, Skinner hadn't caught them thanks to Bart for once taking Oscar's advice and ditching Milhouse as a sidekick.
Milhouse sulked as he lagged behind the two pranksters.
Ace would have even taken the rap for Bart if caught. Bart grinned at his rival, At least Ace disn't squeal like a pig.
Bart hoped one day he would win the platinum raspberry for his ingenious pranks. Milhouse was probably sulking in the cafeteria. I better cheer him up.
Lisa seethed knowing The Principal losing his toupee had something to do with Bart.
The school edge lord um Clyde... was cutting himself and being aloof and cold in the far corner of a detention room having been sent to the cooler for some non existent crime...
The duo reached the school's cafeteria and waited in line for whatever slop Lunch Lady Doris served today.
Bart dreaded whatever Doris was cooking today.
Elsewhere Homer was at the mall cafeteria gazing at all the restaurants. He was like a kid in a candy store. He decided on Krusty Burger. Homer felt very hungry because his stomach told him so by groan.
"Soon stomach... soon.." said Homer.
Back at the school though, Bart and Ace settled for sloppy joes. Then they bumped into someone...
"Oswald?" Ace recognised the vampire listener of the vampire council.
The listener turned back and faced Ace, greeting him with a smile. He was with a lady vampire who had raven black hair, because sultry vanpiresses must have jet black hair and resemble Mortica Addams...
"Hey Ace." Ace didn't mind people being informal with him. He actually hated formality.
"Wow...surprised to see you here," piped Ace. The young vampire who was blond and resembled Max from Beyblade except had red irises and wore a rainbow helicopter beanie grinned.
"We also live like normal humans, Ace." said the lady vampire probably with a Russian name. Most of "Nice" vampires wanted to blend in with humans and not have them be scared or brandishing wooden stakes.
Bart's lips turned into a smile. "Really? Where?"
"We don't like to say. Flanders and Lovejoy don't wanna be nice neighbours.." said Oswald. Ie Ned zealously religious considered vampires unholy creatures to be wiped out.
Bart sighed understanding.
Two more vampires arrived they were Natalya and um Kain, but not that Kain... Whooooo! Blood Omen!
"Kain! Natalya! What brings you here?!" Ace asked while jumping about like he had ants in his pants.
Elsewhere Oscar sat discussing quite angrily with a fan fiction writer something.
"You can't use Jumpily as a bookism! Jumpily isn't even a word!" He yelled.
"Let's find a table Ace." said Bart. They picked Oscar's table. Oscar waved and grinned at them.
Bart was about to eat when...
"SPACE BABOONS!" Oscar yelled.
Bart sighed.
"Oz seriously... do not wig out..." Ace sighed.
Üter who was sat with Lewis and some other kid was stuffing him self with sloppy joes agsin. ie like in Treehouse of Horror V.
Elsewhere at the mall, Homer filled his bottomless pit of a stomach with three burgers.
"Ugh! That your friend Lenny?" Lenny's latest bird asked.
Lenny nodded while sipping his coffee.
"He eats like a pig..." the woman said in disgust.
"Actually I'd say he eats more like a duck. Pigs tend to chew." said Lenny.
Back at school. Bart sat at the cafeteria table nibbled on his sandwich like some sort of rodent.
"Ugh! He eats like a rat..." said Janey.
Bart didn't seem to have noticed the comment as he continued nibbling the sandwich as a rat would eat.
"Seriously rat boy..." said Oscar.
Bart frowned and ate properly.
"I think that rat milk Fat Tony was peddling once has affected you..." said Oscar.
...
A storage locker. Hugo had filled the locker up with rat cages. He pets a rat. The time has come... He opens up everything and pulls up the shutters as villainous music plays.
"Flee little vermin! The city is yours!" The rats flee while squeaking.
They all head to Moe's.
"Oh crap!" Moe yelled.
As the rats invaded town and jumped into people's mouths... Mel muffled with several rats in his mouth.
Oscar passed a cafe. Dr Robotnik was drinking lap sang chu chong tea. The bald egghead spotted him gawking at him.
"Snooping as usual I see!" said Dr Robotnik.
Oscar sighed. Suddenly as well as the rats Dr Colossus was rampaging about in a giant ED209 style mech and firing lasers at everything.
Oscar rolled his eyes as everyone ran about screaming.
"I should make a broadway show about this!" said Chazz Busby.
At school. Oscar was hanging out with Ace.
"Knock knock." said Ace.
"Who's there?"
"Teresa."
"Teresa who?"
"Teresa green, silly!" (Trees are green)
Oscar rolled his eyes, He didn't find the joke funny.
Clownja suddenly appeared. "Clownja?" Oscar asked as his pet clown-headed jack in a box thing's head turned into a cuckoo clock. the cuckoo popped out making the trademarked Cuckoo! Cuckoo! sound.
"Okay I get it! Assembly!" Oscar sighed as Clownja was reminding him it was time to go to assembly.
Then Bart forgot who one of his friends was. "Richard? Who's Richard?"
"Richard and Lewis used to be your friends in the first four seasons, then Matt forgot about them like you are right now." said Lisa.
"Yeah but I could never get them to do my bidding like I can with Milhouse..." said Bart.
Ace sighed. "I need to buy more slacks..."
"I'm zany to the max!' Inane Brian cheered goofing off and hitting himself with his own wooden Toon mallet.
Ace sighed.
Oscar was coming up with weird characters again. "Like Aqua Claus... He's Santa Claus as Aqua Man. He once had to stop Scrooge from melting the polar ice caps with global worming..."
Ace winced.
"I want to go to the candy store..." Oscar whined.
"Oz you can't go during school..." said Hugo as everyone headed to assembly.
Everyone sat down in the red auditorium chairs. They gasped as Skinner was bald! bald as a boiled egg!
"Um yes children, A prankster, who I will find the identity of, has stolen my toupee..." said Skinner.
Kids laughed.
Bart was tearful with laughter. "Gahahahaha!"
"Your secret's safe with me sensei," Ace grinned at the older prankster in the year above. "Except the secret that you loooooove Sherri!"
"I do not!" said Bart defensively.
"Bart loves Sherri!" Ace sang.
Kids laughed.
At the mall.
"Those were some great burgers but now I have a craving for donuts..." said Homer.
"Homer you had three burgers!" Carl gasped.
"Homer you are not human..." said Lenny.
"Eh..." Homer went to the donut store.
...
At home in the kitchen as everyone took a break to snack or drink coffee/juice.
Bart sighed. "Shouldn't we be out trying to stop Dr Colossus instead of taking a coffee break?"
"Quiet Egghead..." said Homer drinking coffee.
"Who you calling Egghead?! Eggface!" said Bart.
Homer strangled him.
Marge sighed embarrassed by Homer doing that, one day his violence towards Bart will get him in serious trouble.
Then Daddy Claus arrived.
"Ho Ho Ho! Merry Father's day!" said Daddy Claus.
"Oh my god! Daddy Claus!" said Homer.
"Dad there's no such thing..." Lisa sighed.
"Of course I exist silly little girl..." said Daddy Claus. "Now Homer have you been a good father this year?"
"Yes Daddy Claus!" said Homer.
"Yeah right..." said Hugo...
Homer growled at Hugo.
"Guy's Dr Colossus is destroying stuff and we're just drinking coffee..." said Bart.
"Coffee! Coffee! Coffee Coffeeeeee!" Oscar was trembling from the caffeine.
Bart winced.
"I'm hoping that we could put our heads together and figure out how to shutdown that ED209 robot he is piloting..." said Hugo.
"I have no reason for existing! I am an obnoxious Gary Stu!" said Chris Thorndyke as SEGA obviously dud not learn from the Xbox Sonic game with Mephiles in it and that lesson was, don't add human protoganusts!
"Also you have a black housemaid! That's racist!" Lisa snapped.
Chris frowned.
"It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen. We watched it tear through buildings like a Jewish mother through self-esteem." said Nelson.
Jurkle frowned at him. Jurkle is jewish.
"Sorry." said Nelson.
"I saw it gulp down dollar bills from the bank with it vacuum tube like how I would gulp down candy." said Oscar.
"Do you know da wey?" Knuckles asked.
"Excuse me?!" Oscar winced.
"He does not know da wey..." said Knuckles.
Hundreds of Knuckles clones arrive clicking.
Bart winced.
"You must SHUT UP!" Dan Green Knuckles yelled.
"Streuth mate! I've got a Crocodile Dundee hat on!" said OVA Knuckles.
Bart face palmed.
"I think that thing is getting stronger..." said Oscar.
"Which is why we should be fighting it! Not drinking coffee!" said Bart.
"Quiet boy!" said Homer.
"It sounds like it's going to be a real challenge to defeat this machine..." said Hugo.
"Yeah, unlike your giant mechanical ants..." Lisa snarked.
Hugo frowned.
"Uh my giant mechanical ants... I daydreamed them first!" said Bart.
"And I made your dream a reality..." said Hugo grinning.
"Speaking of dreaming..." Bart noticed Oscar was fast asleep. Be was snoring and blowing a snot bubble.
Bart stirred him to wake him.
"Pat! I'd like to buy a vowel!" said Oscar as he woke up.
Bart winced.
...
Town. The Simpsons are gawking at the giant mecha Dr Colossus is piloting as he wrecks the town, as supervillains do.
I knew it would be trouble when I saw it rampage past Donny's Discount Gas." said Hugo.
Oscar sang Taylor Swift's Trouble, particularly the first line of the chorus.
Hugo gawked at him.
"Holy macaroni!" Homer exclaimed.
Bart was trying his Bartman and Stretchdude outfits on.
"What Are you doing?!" Homer yelled.
"I can't decide if this a job for Bartman or Stretchdude..." said Bart.
"As Stretchdude you actually have superpowers... Besides I'm already in my Clobbergirl costume... let's roll..." said Lisa dressed as Clobbergirl.
The two little super heroes flew off to fight Dr Colossus.
Plot 2
Thorndyke mansion.
"Yeah I still have a hankering for Chilli dogs." said Sonic being interviewed. Chris was lurking in the background.
"No! over here! Look at me camera! I'm the main character!" Chris Thiorndyke whined.
"Yeah sure... And Hamlet is all about Laertes..." said Knuckles.
"Look you were warning us about the Master Emerald on Angel Island! Why are you not there protecting it!" Chris yelled.
"Because... Uh... Oh shut up!" Knuckles yelled.
"Guys this demented fanboy keeps trying to make me wear diapers!" Tails wearing a diaper whined.
"Because Sonic X Tails looks adorable in a diaper..." said Oscar grinning.
Tails rolled his eyes.
"I need to go and yell at a car called Thomas. Thomas!" said Chris's black housemaid.
"Seriously, get rid of her SEGA or this show is cancelled!" said a SJW protester holding a wooden sign.
Sonic gawked.
Billy Hatcher was juggling sone chicken eggs.
"Billy put those back before you-" Billy dropped the eggs and they broke and splattered. "Never mind..."
"Anyway I-" Sonic continued.
"GET THIS STINKIN' DIAPER OFF OF ME!" Tails yelled.
Sonic sighed.
Oscar moseyed around. He noticed the cartoon animals drinking coffee while sat on bean bags. He was incensed by such lowbrow mocking of high tea. "You're drinking coffee while sat in beanbags?!" He yelled.
"Yes, why?" asked Chris Thorndyke.
"You should be drinking tea! In wicker chairs! In the garden!" Oscar yelled.
Chris gawked.
"Hey, cool hair." said Knuckles to Oscar.
"Thanks..." said Oscar.
"Now SHUT UP!" said Knuckles.
...
Town, Dr Colossus's mech stomps about.
"What is that?" A cop asked.
"Run!" His colleague pulls him along as they flee.
"Where?" The first asked.
Kirk sighed as he handed out leaflets.
Meanwhile at the Thorndyke mansion the Sonic characters were discussing Chaos Emeralds.
Tails grunted as he struggled to tear at the sticky tabs fastening his diaper tight onto him.
Oscar frowned and magically put a lock and chains on the diaper with a wave of his wand.
Tails frowned.
Back in the Simpson though Bart stretched about distracting Dr Colossus while Lisa as Clobbergirl pummelled the mecha.
"No sweat!" Bart grinned.
"Don't get over confident Bart! We could use some help!" said Lisa.
"Lucky you then! Cos Hugo invented a real life fully operational Arm cannon from Metroid!" said Oscar with a green arm cannon on his right arm. He fired missiles and super missiles at the ED209 Mech.
Bart shrugged.
They pummelled or blasted at the mecha.
"Bah! You insolent brats!" said Dr Colossus. He fired laser blasts out of his mecha.
"Taste my boomerang of pain!" Oscar yelled at Dr Colossus's mech.
"Oz... that's a kitchen sponge..." said Hugo.
Oscar gawked at the kitchen sponge he was holding.
"Fine... I'll summon a screaming rhino with wings!" said Oscar.
A screaming rhino with wings appeared. It screamed. Hugo on instinct covered his ears grimacing in pain.
Dr Colossus fired at the screaming rhino.
"GIANT MONKEYS!" The rhino screamed.
Hugo winced.
"Oz what the heck!" Bart as Stretchdude groaned.
...
Tails's workshop.
Tails was working on the X Tornado while still wearing a diaper. He stuck his tongue out grimacing as he focused while tightening a bolt.
Sonic gawked because Oscar insisted Tails wear a diaper.
Anyway they had to go out, stop Eggman, yada yada etc.
"Ready?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah." said Tails.
His diaper crinkled as he walked about.
Tails sighed.
"Luckily I already found one of the chaos emeralds." said Tails. In a cupboard was the green one.
Sonic was staring at his diaper.
"LOOK! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE DIAPER!" Tails yelled.
They eventually arrived where Eggman was already searching for a chaos emerald.
"Ah Sonic. Snooping as usual I see!" said Eggman.
"Hehehehe! He said the line..." said Oscar.
Sonic sighed.
The rain caused Tails to sneeze. "Ahchooo!"
"Gesundheit." Oscar replied.
"Come on, Egghead! What are you waitin' for?" saud Somjc.
"Who you callin' Egghead? Eggface!' said Eggman.
Oscar laughed.
Eggman summoned one of his Badniks. The Egg Hornet.
Oscar yawned and clapped sending out a red shockwave of plasma. It went through the Egg Hornet. Not much happened then the Egg Hornet fell into two neatly sliced parts having been bisected vertically.
"What?! How dare you!" Robotnik yelled.
Sonic grinned and smugly wiped the bottom of his own nose with his gloved finger.
"Chaos 4! Get the emeralds!" Eggman yelled. A water elemental monster appeared. It had some emeralds inside its liquid body.
"I haven't seen such evil liquid refreshment since I fought against Liquidator from Darkwing Duck..." said Oscar.
...
In town. Stretchdude and Clobbergirl were pummelling the giant mecha. Oscar helped by firing missiles from his arm cannon at Dr Colossus's mecha.
"Bah!" said the megalomaniac.
"Um Hugo, help!" Oscar asked zipping about to avoid being stomped on by the mecha.
"Me not disappoint!" Hugo said in a feral manner.
"Hugh you went feral for a minute, use proper grammar..." said Oscar.
"Me- I can't help that! I'm crazy!" said Hugo.
"This not challenge, This Tuesday for Hugo." said Hugo.
"Conjugate your nouns!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo sighed. He got out a doomsday device, ie an equally destructive mecha and went off to fight Dr Colossus's mech.
A stray laser nearly hit Stretchdude, but he morphed into a donut shape and the laser passed through him. "Ha! Missed me!"
Dr Colossus seethed. He fired off a salvo of missiles.
"Oz!" Clobbergirl cried grabbing one to stop it harming anyone.
"On it!" Oscar froze the missiles in midair then making a fist he detonated them.
A stray laser singed Oscar's shoulder. "Gagh!" he cried in pain.
"Yes I'll have the Gagh, live and squirming please." said Hugo. Gagh are those squirming worm things that Klingons eat.
Homer winced.
Oscar cracked a smile as he deftly dodged laser blasts from the mech.
He scribbled in his magic sketchbook, Teddy and Clownja flew out and combined into Clown Teddy. The hybrid monster with Clownja's hair on a cartoon teddy bear creature was clobbering the mech with a huge mallet.
"Ho boy! It'shhhhhhhh been a while!" said Clown Teddy inadvertently whistling through his large, chisel shaped front incisors. He clobbered the giant robot Dr Colossus was piloting.
Oscar laughed at Teddy's verbal tic whistle on S sounds.
"Does it bother anyone that the clown in underpants from the Operation game is awake?" Oscar asked silly questions.
Bart stretching and morphing about winced at him.
"I'm going off to england now. You guys handle this..." Oscar teleported off somewhere.
"Wait! What?!" Bart yelled.
...
Oscar went to England to visit his local candy store.
"You again..." said the owner um Mr Flaxseed. Apparently Oscar annoyed him the last tine he visited.
"This is a great store, Mr. Candyman!" said Oscar.
"I'm not the Candyman!" said Mr Flaxseed. "Hyerrrrrk!" A pirate's hook hand snagged the front of his shirt as he was lifted off of his feet.
"No. I am the Candyman!" said the Candyman from the horror movie Candyman. "Be my victim!"
Oscar screamed and fled the sweet shop/Candy store.
He headed to his house in England, his neighbour Stanley was still a grapefruit.
"And he can stay that way..." said Oscar in a malevolent tone.
Bart rang his cell.
"Yeah?"
"Oz can you help fight Dr Colossus..." Bart sighed.
"Um... Nope." said Oscar. "But don't worry, Aqua Claus can help."
Bart sighed.
Back at the candy store, Henry from Bart at the Bat came in.
"Yes..." the owner asked.
"A pound of taffy and two scoopfuls of jelly beans my good man." said Henry.
"I am not your good man..." said the owner.
"Sweets for the sweet, be my victim!" said the Candyman.
Henry winced.
The shopkeeper measured out the sweets he asked for. Henry paid for them and left.
Oscar was rearranging his garden gnomes when Mona passed by.
"I miss my Homer..." she sighed.
"I'm sorry Mona but I can't risk Mr Burns being a jerk again, You'll just have to stay in hiding still." said Oscar.
"And stop terrorising Dalmatians..." Oscar sighed.
Mona scoffed annoyed.
Henry passed byOscar's quaint semidetached house while eating sweets.
...
Springfield.
Bart ended his call with Oscar. He was then greeted by a disturbing sight. Inane Brian was pouring slices of baloney/Bologna into his pants...
"Baloney in my slacks!" He sang.
Bart winced.
And Üter was selling cookies door to door and yodelling. "Oh mein fruend Bart! Buy some cookies, Ja?" And the yodelling.., " Yodel-idel-adel-adel-yadel-odel-eee!"
Bart screamed and fled from Üter.
"Okay I surrender! Enough of this madness! I am going back to Death Mountain!" Dr Colossus surrended. He fled.
Young Link gawked.
"Not that Death Mountain!" Bart groaned.
It's the same Death mountain...
Bart and Lisa sighed relieved. However Üter caught up with them. He was yodelling...
"Yodel-idel-adel-adel-yadel-odel-eee!"
Bart screamed and fled.
At home Marge was going through some letters arrived. "Ugh... Another restraining order filed against Oscar..."
"What did you do now boy..." Homer groaned.
"Tails looks cute in diaper! He's just over reacting..." said Oscar.
"Enough of the flipping diapers!" Hank yelled.
Bart sighed and headed up to his room. His window was open so he could hear Üter in the street yodelling.
"Üter seriously! enough of the yodelling..." said Milhouse.
Death Mountain. Dr Colossus muttered and paced about his evil laboratory metaphorically licking his wounds. Well just his pride was wounded as Oscar's madness irritated him into leaving.
"Oooooooh... Oooooooh..." said a curious Goron as he sat up before curling up into a ball again.
Plot 3
At school the next day the madness continues...
"Okay class, what is Pi?" Mrs Krabappel asked.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature yelled. Oscar hastily claps his hand over Teddy's mouth gagging him.
"Oscar no pets in school..." said Mrs K.
Bart was eating a cracker in a similar manner to how a rat eats...
Milhouse winced at him.
Sherri made bedroom eyes at Dylan the extremely handsome kid with a glowing aura.
"aaaaaaahhhhh..." sang an angelic choir.
"I have got to find out who those heavenly voices belong to..." said Oscar.
"Man Sherri is on that Dylan like a dog on a piece of meat." said Nelson.
"DOG WITH MEAT! DOG WITH MEEEEEAT!" Teddy the living teddy bear screamed.
Oscar winced trying to gag Teddy.
After class.
"Let's go to that hot dog place you like so much." said Oscar to Teddy.
"Uh, I hate that place, it's filthy. GIR loves that place though." said Teddy.
"I ATE A BABY!" GIR said in a cheerful, loud tone.
Oscar gawked freaked out by his confession.
"He did." said Zim.
"Or how about you stop bringing your teddy bear into school..." said Bart. "That's just lame..."
Oscar frowned at him.
"Anyway it's gym now, not recess..." said Hugo.
Fourth grade is showering before gym.
Teddy was scrubbing his fur with soap and singing keep on trucking. "Truck, truck, trucking..."
Suddenly! There was a piece of bacon in the soap suds! Teddy gasped. Then he seethed...
"WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!" He screamed.
"I made it myself!" Oscar laughed.
Bart sighed.
...
At recess Ralph was talking to the squirrels...
"No! I could never do that! I could never... Kill everyone..." said Ralph horrified.
Bart winced exasperated.
"I don't even need psychic powers to know he was gonna say something dumb..." said Oscar.
"Psy-kick? Can you make heads explode?!" Ralph asked eagerly.
"Uh no..." said Oscar. "Well I may have done that once..."
"I want Pete's Dragon 2!" Ralph whined in a tantrum.
Oscar sighed exasperated.
"I'm so glad you here, you big, round ball of LOVE!" said GIR hugging Oscar.
Oscar sighed.
"GIR! Release the filthy human at once!" Zim yelled. GIR did so.
"No Leprechaun! I will not set fire to Oscar!" Ralph argued with his leprechaun.
Oscar winced.
Then there was a carnivorous muffin!
(Roars)
"Holy macaroni!" Oscar screamed when he saw the carnivorous muffin.
Bart winced he was reading blueprints.
"What's that Bart?" Milhouse asked.
"Work in progress Milhouse, work in progress." said Bart.
"Why are you being so secretive?!" Milhouse whined.
"Because you're a dirty little squealer!" Bart snapped.
"I'm sorry! I can't help that!" Milhouse whined.
Oscar screamed as a carnivorous muffin chased him.
Bart winced.
He went to find Ace, the young vampire was hanging by his legs from the jungle gym.
"Still don't trust Milhouse?" Ace asked.
"Nope..." said Bart.
Milhouse wept.
...
Oscar was dropped round Milhouse's after school with Ralph.
"Ralph no! Do not play with that zippo lighter..." said Oscar as Ralph tried to burn things.
Milhouse winced at Ralph.
"I say we call an early mayoral election after that incident with Dr Colossus yesterday. Mayor can't even keep maniacs locked up..." Homer scoffed.
"No, last time we got another mayor was when Sideshow Bob ran for Mayor..." said Oscar.
Homer eyed him.
"Oh and when Mayor West built that solid gold statue of the dig em frog..." said Oscar.
"Well be good kids." said Marge.
"Yes be good Ralphie, and no more about the leprechaun..." said Clancy.
Ralph sighed.
Their parents left them play with Milhouse.
Milhouse's room.
"Wanna play army men?" Milhouse asked.
"I wanna play with your Joy Box..." Ralph wanted to go on his games console.
"No! No one else plays on that!" Milhouse frowned.
Oscsr pouted.
"Puppy Goo Goo decides what we shall play with..." said Milhouse.
Ralph gawked at him.
"Okay cut that out dweebs!" Bart groaned. "Is this what you do when I'm nit around Mil..."
"Bart you're not invited to this play date..." Milhouse frowned.
"Yeah you're too cool for it..." said Oscar.
"Yeah duh! three dweebs playing with Puppy Goo Goo? Yeah definitely not cool!" Bart replied.
Oscar sent him back home.
"I've got a game for us..." said Oscar.