The Simpsons on Stage The Simpsons take part in three stage production themed stories. At a Mark Twain themed day Bart screws up Lisa's play with absurd additions. Marge and Homer star in a stage production of Macbeth where Marge orders Homer to kill off all the other cast members so he is the most popular character. Then the Terwilligers take part in a production of Mamma Mia! But Oscar screws it up by casting famous actors from the Mamma Mia film and Ms Doubtfire...
Plot
Bart Fink and the Mighty Mississippi
The town are putting on a Mark Twain themed Carnival.
"How about a Mark Hamill carnival?" Oscar asked.
"Uh no..." said Bart wearing an Indiana Jones style outfit as his character Bart Fink.
That meant kids dressed as nineteenth century saps... well Martin's outfit was extremely sappy...
The kids are playing when they hear an ice cream vendor calling.
"Ice cream!" The kids cheer. They buy ice cream.
"The riverboat, she's a coming!" said Jimbo dressed in nineteenth century clothes.
People dressed from the Mark Twain times where walking about. I like how some background characters appear to be reacting to Bart and his friends getting excited by the ice cream truck arriving. Maybe it's supposed to breaking the role play because kids like ice cream etc.
However Martin is dismayed to get fudgesicle down his geeky choice of outfit.
"Oh no! I've got Mississippi mud on my festival regalia!" Martin whined.
Nelson laughs at him.
"Why did he choose such a lame outfit..." Oscar sighed.
"Because he's Martin..." said Bart.
Marge was admiring the festival. "It is rather authentic!" There's an ice cream truck...
"Yeah I really am digging this old times stuff..." Homer was only happy to bring his family because Moe set up an old fashioned out door tavern...
Marge sighed as she saw he was staring at Moe's mobile bar he set up as an old timey tavern. "Mmmmm beer..."
Lisa then called everyone to the outdoor theatre because her play was starting. However she doesn't realise Bart has made some adjustments...
Bart made his character a loose parody composite of action heroes and literature characters such as Indiana Jones, William Tell, James Bond...
His character Mike Fink, was the narrator. That was it. But Bart wanted to do things his way.
Bart Fink introduces himself with having improbable prosthetics such as an iron jaw, a brass belly and a copper shin...
"And a chrome butt!" Oscar added.
"No Oz..." Even Bart thought that was too silly. Lisa wasn't impressed but let him finish his lines.
"How about a bronze knee cap?" Timmy Turner asked.
"No Timmy..." Bart groaned.
...
"And half brother to the measles! (Hugo scowls) Nearly related to the mumps on my Mom's side." said Bart Fink cracking a whip like Indiana Jones.
"I am not measles!" Hugo yelled.
"Hugo shhhh! It's just part of my character!" Bart asked people to not heckle as it was annoying some of the audience.
"You forgot Rubella!" Oscar heckled.
People hushed him.
Bart sighed at Oscar.
"Grrr! Bart Fink?! I think you mean Mike Fink! And there isn't anything fink about Mark Twain's work..." said Lisa ranting.
Ned asked her to pipe down as he was enjoying the play.
Lisa sighed.
Bart Fink was now referencing William Tell by trying to shoot an apple off of Kearney, as a bartender's head using his slingshot, Betsy...
Milhouse as Huckleberry Finn arrived to tell him news.
"Milhouse is Huck?! Where does that story where Huck and Tom Sawyer run from a shotgun wedding and get killed fit in?" Oscar asked getting told not to interrupt by annoyed audience members.
People angrily hushed him.
"That train Hobo's story isn't canon..." said Batt. "And I'm not Tom this time because I want to be the title character." said Bart.
Lisa sighed and muttered that as Huck or Tom he would have got more scene time as Mike Fink was just the narrator.
Bart greeted his friend Huckleberry Finn.
"Hey Huck, watch me shoot an apple off of this bartenders head!
"That was William Tell..." Milhouse as Huck sighed.
He then explained improbably that he was ring-tailed roarer, half Wild horse, half alligator and half snapping turtle... You can't be three halves!
"Okay... Half horse half alligator snapping turtle..." said Bart.
"How does that mean anything ring tailed?!" Lisa ranted.
The audience heckled her to shut up.
...
Milhouse as Huckleberry Finn explained he owed Injun Apu something golden.
"Injun Apu doesn't scare me... he's an ornery cuss. However I'll go on this quest anyway because it sounds fun." said Bart Fink.
Lisa got triggered by their racist comments about native Americans by calling them injuns. She looked as if she was gonna scream in anger.
"Okay I have to see Tom Sawyer..." said Huck.
Nelson was Tom Sawyer, for some stupid reason!
"Hi Tom, whatcha doing?" Huck asked.
"Just giving the opposition a friendly pep talk." said Tom. "If you slimy frogs don't let my frog win I'll throw you in Aunt Polly's oven!" he was threatening some Flanders frogs...
"No no no! This is where Mark Twain makes an allegory about the nature of man!" Lisa ranted. In reality the frogs are Rod and Todd in frog costumes.
"Pipe down little girl!" said Fat Tony with a moustache.
"How did you know that was Fat Tony?" Lisa asked the fourth wall.
"Because he is wearing the flimsiest disguise ever... a moustache..." said Oscar.
"Actually I'm his cousin. Thin Jose." Fat Tony lied.
"Yeah... and that's Mr Snrub over there from a place far away..." said Oscar.
Mr Burns had a moustache. "Um yes, I am the kind and loveable Mr Snrub! From a place far away!" said Mr Burns.
Everyone rolled their eyes and went back to watching Bart's butchering of Lisa's play.
...
"If you thought that was interesting. Wait till you see this part..." Bart narrated as we see Bart Fink in a tomb stealing the golden idol... Indiana Jones Toon Link winces and twitches his eyelid.
Bart Fink in the Death Star escaping while Sherri and Terri as Egyptian exotic dancers kiss him.
"Holy potatoes! The empire is after me! I better use the force and Skedaddle!" said Bart Fink as a Jedi.
"There most certainly wouldn't have been Egyptian tombs to raid back then or Death Stars!" Lisa ranted. The audience got annoyed at her and Wiggum threaten to arrest her.
Mark Hamill grimaced.
Bart Fink was in a tunnel being chased by a mecha made of corn pone.
"No Giant Mecha made of corn pone can stop me!" said Bart Fink. "I've wrestled five gators, then I skinned and ate them alive!"
Father Liam Neeson shook his head in disbelief.
However the corn pone mecha thing caught up with Bart Fink. "Uh oh!" said Bart as it fell on him with a big cartoony splat!
Bart Fink was sitting in a pool of corn pone/creamed corn.
"Eeeeew! Well kiss my grits! I better get this golden idol to Injun Apu!" said Bart in disgust at being splattered with creamed corn.
Lisa interrupted again.
"There wouldn't have been any Egyptian tombs to raid! Or Death Stars or corn pone mecha things in the 1800s!"
"Details... details..." said Bart sitting in a puddle of creamed corn.
"Is this part of the play?" Homer asked.
...
Meanwhile...
Sarah Wiggum was Aunt Polly. Bart probably garnished scenes involving her with insane media references or nonsense!
"Hey hey hey kids! I'm here to liven up this dull play which is about... Mark Twain?! Ugh..." Krusty came on to wreck Aunt Polly and Huck's scene. Even Krusty found the play needed livening up.
"No! No! Absolutely no!" Lisa yelled.
"Get of the stage! Lenny yelled.
"Shut up..." Carl groaned.
Then Bart Fink was sailing down a river with Lewis as N Word Jim.
"No Oz!" Bart felt that was too inappropriate.
"What? In the book there's a character called Ni-" said Oscar.
"Lalalala! I can't hear you!" Bart drowned him out.
Lisa winced. Oscar's right but perhaps I shouldn't mention Mark Twain's opinions about black people...
Huck went to find Tom Sawyer.
"Tom! Tom! Injun Apu has kidnapped Becky Thatcher!" said Huck running to him. Tom was busy fishing.
"That's it! It's time we pulverised Injun Apu! And this time, it's personal!" said Nelson as Tom Sawyer.
They arrived at a hut at a lakeside labelled Injun Apu's lair.
"Injun Apu! Come out with the lovely Becky Thatcher!" Tom Sawyer yelled.
Apu the kwik e mart shopkeeper arrived dressed as a crude portrayal of a Native American with Martin dressed as a girl...
"Ooooooh! Save me boys!" said Martin dressed as Becky Thatcher.
Bart as the character Bart Fink, whom he made up. Winced mortified.
"Didn't you decide the cast list Bart?" Oscar whispered.
"Yes! But I didn't know Martin was doing drag!" Bart whispered embarrassed.
Apu apologised to his family if they were watching and that he only agreed to dress in such a culturally insensitive costume because all the cast members agreed to buy extra, extra large squishees.
"Anyway you can't have Becky until Bart Fink returns with my gold." said Apu.
"In that case. Taste our laser swords! Enguarde!" Nelson and Milhouse pulled out light sabres and ignited the blades. Fsooooom!
"Awesome! Light sabres!" Oscar cheered.
Bart smiled sheepishly glad Oscar liked the light sabres.
Lisa got increasingly annoyed by his stupid changes.
Bart was then on. His scene was him in a speedboat heading to Injun Apu with the golden idol when his boat was attacked by genetically engineered piranhas! The bad tempered fish chewed up his boat.
"Genetically engineered piranhas?!" Lisa yelled in disbelief.
"Well it was either that or sharks with friggin lasers attached to their heads!" said Oscar.
"No that's too silly Oz." said Bart riding a wooden cut out of a speed boat.
...
Meanwhile.
Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn had Apu at their mercy.
"You're finished Injun Apu!" said Tom Sawyer.
"On the contrary! Prepare to meet your doom!" said Apu activating a gadget on his watch. It unlocked a secret panel on the lodge and giant space worms slithered out snarling.
"Yaaaaaagh! Giant space worms!" said Tom Sawyer.
"Giant Space worms?!" Lisa yelled.
"Hey shut up and sit down!" Agnes yelled.
"Yeah don't make me run you in!" said Wiggum.
However the story soon couldn't handle the zaniness as Bart Fink fending off genetically engineered piranhas in his speedboat crashed into Apu's hut along with Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and the giant space worms!
The stage collapsed because of Bart's action packed play.
"Oops! Looks like the play wasn't sturdy enough for that in your face action..." said Bart. All the cast members were buried under the rubble of the stage.
"Bart! Not on have you ruined my play, you've broken the stage and twisted the meaning of Mark Twain's work!" Lisa yelled.
However everyone loved the play.
"A real tour de force!"
"I didn't know Shania Twain was such a great writer!" said Homer. No it's Mark Twain!
"See? They loved it!" said Bart.
"I live in a town of idiots..." Lisa sighed.
"You should've seen what Peter Griffin did to the King and I..." said Oscar.
The end!
Plot 2
Mac- No you fool! You'll curse us all!
Marge and Homer take part in a production of Macbeth but Ian Mckellen tells them off for calling the cursed play by its name and things break, Lord Moldybutt style!
"Hehehehe! Moldybutt..." Oscar chuckled. An eerie tune played and a door knob fell off of a door.
Billy smirked.
Marge was cleaning costumes back stage but getting annoyed over stubborn barbecue sauce stains.
"Out! Out damn spot!" Marge yelled.
"Marge, if you didn't want to clean out barbecue sauce stains out of costumes, why did you get into show business?" asked the new drama teacher. Chazz Busby.
Marge grumbled after he left. I would have a better part if my husband did...
Homer was a tree.
Oscar was a smaller tree. He grinned a silly grin.
A dog cocked his leg against Homer's tree disguise.
Oscar winced in disgust.
"Well I'm a tree but at least people can see my face." said Homer. The drama teacher stapled some wood over his face. Homer groaned.
Marge took the wood blocking his face off of him.
"Why can't you have a great role like Macbeth!" Marge nagged. Some stage lights fell.
"Blast! Who said that name?!" Ian Mckellen asked angrily as he read his script.
"Macbeth!" Oscar blurted.
insulation fell on Ian Mckellen.
"Mac-"
"Okay Oscar, you've had your fun..." Marge sighed stopping him from saying Macbeth again.
"I could never be like that guy..." said Homer pointing to Sideshow Mel as Duncan.
"(Mel reciting his lines) Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires." said Mel.
"It's like if Laurence Olivier and John Gielgud has a baby!" said the drama teacher.
"I think Mel needs to be an understudy... a six feet under study!" Marge nagged.
"Are you suggesting I murder Sideshow Mel?!" Homer gasped.
Marge quoted Lady Macbeth. Just like her she was pressuring Homer to kill by asking if he was a coward.
"Wouldst thou live a coward in thine own esteem letting "I dare not" wait upon "I would"?" said Marge.
...
Later that night, Homer snuck into Sideshow Men's room. Even his snores were thespian...
(Mel snoring)
Homer rolled his eyes.
Homer tried to stab him with the knife Marge gave him, but it was a rubber prop knife.
"Oh a prop knife..." Homer groaned.
Oscar smirked.
Homer then battered Sideshow Mel to death with his bone he keeps in his hair.
Sideshow Mel says something in Shakespeare.
Heres what he says.
"Out, out, brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow."
A short little cartoon candle sat in a candle holder frowned at him and rested his short, pudgy, oozing arms at his waistline in an annoyed manner as he dripped hot wax.
Also life is now a Heartless! Heartless!
Sora winced.
"Why does everyone talk nonsense here?!" Homer asked.
"That nonsense you speak of is the words of the immortal bard! Sir William Shakespeare!" said Sideshow Mel.
"Well now you can see him all you want now, in heaven." said Homer battering Sideshow Mel.
"Oooooooh!" Mel died.
"Oh and when you get to heaven. Tell old Willy he sucks." said Homer.
Yes I'm aware that sounds sexual...
"No!" said Mel briefly returning to life.
Homer whacked him again.
"That was exhausting. I think I'll sleep at the scene of the crime..." said Homer.
He slept on the couch. In Mel's make up room.
Elsewhere Oscar hid from Marge.
"Sweetie, you need to take your insulin, I'll help." said Marge.
"No! You're evil now!" Oscar cried from his hiding place.
Marge sighed.
...
The Drama teacher explained Sideshow Mel had died suddenly.
Everyone gasped.
"As you all know, this afternoon, the bone fell out of Mel's hair and beat him to death." XD!
Oscar laughed. What that's a stupid explanation! XD!
"Let us observe a moment of silence." They had a brief pause. A very brief pause. "Moment over. Homer, you got the lead."
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
Marge hoped he would study his lines properly etc.
Homer was made Macbeth but kept screwing up his lines when he was speaking to the witches. Patty and Selma were made the witches.
Homer laughed.
"Quit laughing fatso!" said Selma.
"Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more:" Homer you just told them to be quiet... make up your mind! "Um... By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glames. Uh... To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow... Today's Tuesday, so that would make it Friday, and then... Shakespeare!" Homer fluffed his lines.
"You haven't even read your lines!" said Patty.
"Conrad Birdie? Coming here to Sweet Apple?" Homer as Macbeth asked.
"That's Bye Bye, Birdie." said Patty.
"Silence Morpheus! There is no spoon!" said Homer.
Oscar laughed.
"That's from the Matrix..." Selma sighed.
"Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone believes what you believe!" Homer yelled.
"I'm not even in this play!" Morpheus yelled.
"I'll take the blue pill..." said Homer.
Chazz the drama teacher face palmed.
...
At Moe's Homer was reading the reviews.
"Oh! I can't wait to read the reviews!" said Homer.
Marge was angry the only good review was to Dr Hibbert as Banquo.
"That's who you have to kill next!" Marge explained.
"I don't know. Maybe I should just take acting lessons..." said Homer.
"Find your courage to the sticking place! And thou find thy... (More Shakespeare quotes!)" Marge quotes Lady Macbeth.
"That's beautiful! What's that from?" Homer asked.
Marge growled annoyed. "Macbeth!" One of Moe's signs falls over
"Marge stop saying Macbeth!" said Moe. His ceiling collapsed on him.
"Moe you said Macbeth." said Carl. The bar shook.
"Everyone stop saying Macbeth!" Marge yelled. The tavern completely collapsed like in Mommy Beerest.
Moe and everyone groaned. They were all buried under rubble.
"Macwho?" Homer asked.
"Mac-" Oscar started.
"Don't say it!" Everyone yelled.
"McDonalds!" Oscar exclaimed.
"Um okay..." said Homer
...
Homer went to the Springfield General Hospital. He was sneaking about with a canister of Laughing gas. (Nitreous Oxide). Homer plugged it under Hibbert's office door and turned on the laughing gas.
Hibbert who was working in the office late that night started giggling uncontrollably.
"Ahehehehe!"
He then panicked as he realised the room was full of gas but was still giggling. He giggled whilst trying to open the window but that was stuck.
He rang an emergency number but couldn't talk, only giggle.
"Sir this is an emergency line..." said the clerk manning the line. Eventually Dr Hibbert succumbed to the gas...
"He who laughs last, laughs dead!" said Homer wearing a gas mask. That was just a stupid line Homer...
...
In bed Marge was reading more reviews.
"And the best actor was Barney as King Duncan! Duffman as MacDuff,"
Oscar laughed. "Duffman as McDuff..."
"Lenny as Lennox"
Oscar laughed. Marge looked at him confused.
"And two unnamed soldiers before finally Homer as Macbeth!" Marge was angry at the review.
"That's a lot of people." said Homer.
"That's more people you haven't killed yet!" said Marge ranting.
The kids could hear from their bedrooms.
"Geez Mom's gone psycho!" said Bart.
Lisa in her room was concerned by Mom's murderous streak.
One evening at stage school the actors during break were conga lining to the buffet table. Homer stabbed them in the back with a sword. They all died.
"Killing makes me hungry. (Eats) Eating makes me thirsty. (Drinks some beer) Drinking makes me sleepy." Homer sung before going to sleep under the corpses.
Marge was scrubbing the costumes.
"Ooooooh...! Why did he have to murder them in their costumes..." Marge ranted.
Suddenly ghosts of all the people Homer killed appeared.
"You killed us!" Dr Hibbert as a ghost yelled.
"Good!" said Hugo annoyed with Hibbert.
"No! No no! It was Homer." said Marge.
"But your forceful nagging guided him!" said Mel.
"And you denied him sex! Seeeeeeexxxxxx!" wailed Lenny as a ghost.
The ghosts flew rapidly around Marge and she died of a heart attack for some reason...
Homer found her and cried.
"At least you're can't nag me anymore..." said Homer.
"That's what you think! Now get out there!" Marge's ghost replied and kicked him up the butt to get him on stage. Homer yelled.
If she's an evil ghost why didn't the freaky shadows from Ghost take her?
"Oz seriously?!" Bart winced.
...
The director explained Homer was the only actor still alive and that the audience had long since gave up on the cursed play.
Also he opened up a subway sandwich franchise...
"No I have to go over my books for my subway sandwich franchise..." said Chazz going to his office.
"Do not hire Jared Fogle to advertise it!" Oscar yelled.
Homer beautifully recited his lines. After he finished Marge's ghost gave him a round of applause.
"That was beautiful Homer!" said Marge.
"Phew! Now I can stop acting!" said Homer.
"Nah Uh! Now you can do all sorts of Shakespearean plays. Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Loves Labours-" Marge handed him scripts. There was a gunshot.
Homer had obviously killed himself and was now a ghost.
"Nah that'll be boring. I'd rather be a ghost..." said Homer.
Marge groaned annoyed as Ghost Homer flew about.
The end!
Plot 3
Momma Me-ah!
The Terwilligers, all of them, including Cecil, Cecil's son Neil, Dr Terwilliger and Dame Judith Underdunk. Were starring in a production of Mamma Mia and singing ABBA songs.
"Oh what a waste of the fine art of theatre! Singing 'popular' music..." Sideshow Bob sighed. "Why couldn't we just do some Pagliacci or a lovely Gilbert and Sullivan..."
"Because you're doing Mamma Mia now read the lines Bob..." said Oscar as director.
However the play descended into mayhem as Francesca's mom, played by Meryl Streep was arguing with one of her estranged fathers who had mysteriously been invited to her wedding to Bob.
"I don't need a man. I don't need to wake up to a snoring walrus every morning. I like being alone." said Francesca's mom.
Suddenly Pierce Brosnan appeared and started singing S.O.S by ABBA.
"When you hear me darling, call the SOS!" sung Pierce Brosnan.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar was entranced. "Wow! James Bond can sing!" he cooed. "They should totally have in the next James Bond film him singing at his enemies!"
"Oh dear god! No!" Bart yelled.
Oscar was rocking out to the guitar solo by doing an air guitar.
Donna (Francesca's maiden name) Terwilliger was baking when Pennywise the dancing clown's father as an elderly monster clown appeared singing Pagliacci.
Bob face palmed.
"You wanted an opera singing clown Bob..." said Oscar.
"Oz that's not what he meant! And why would you reference the Bill Skarsgard remake?! Tim Curry was better!" Bart ranted.
'Yeah. But people are already doing fan art of the new Pennywise..." said Oscar. "And his father was in this film as one of the potential fathers."
Bill Skarsgard's father as an elderly monster clown laughed evilly.
Oscar was reading through the script. "Well you're not gonna like my next scene..."
Julie Walters as Molly Weasley was in a power loader fighting Helen Bonham Carter dresses as the Alien queen.
"Not my daughter, you bitch!" said Molly Weasley.
"That was what ran through your mind when she said that line? An Alien reference?!" Bart asked.
"Yeah. She swears at the villain like Lt Ripley swears at the alien queen!" said Oscar.
...
The Terwilligers were singing Mamma Mia!
"You know, for not wanting to be part of a low brow musical they sing pretty well." said Oscar.
"Even Gino is singing. Which is better than him trying to kill me I suppose." said Bart.
Gino was plotting to kill Bart as he sung his lines.
Then Colin Firth appeared. Oscar sung about Colin Firth. "I don't know who Colin Firth is... But he's a big movie star...!" sung Oscar.
"I think your surreal cameos show just the sort of movies you watch Oscar..." Bart sighed.
...
After the first set of rehearsals Oscar was accosted in the street by an angry Bart.
"Look what your silly suggestions did to the new James Bond film!" Bart yelled. The sixth Pierce Brosnan movie was a musical with him singing at his enemies.
"Oh cool! I hope it's better than that one with the song from Coyote Ugly by Liane Rimes as it's theme song and Michael Myers in it..." said Oscar holding the James Bond film.
"Well enjoy it you silly ninny!" Bart yelled before storming off.
"The world's not ready for Pierce to retire yet!" Oscar yelled.
Yeah in this Simpsons universe Pierce is still James Bond starring in increasingly hackneyed James Bond films.
...
Bart turned up to watch Oscar's butchering of Mamma Mia. Pierce was acting when suddenly Ms Doubtfire bursted onto the set.
"Instead of counter suing my evil bitch of a wife for insinuating in court that I'm a danger to my children and can't have joint custody of them I'm ruining this film by dressing up in drag as an old lady to see my kids!" said Robin Williams as Ms Doubtfire. "Oh and annoy my wife's new boyfriend James Bond."
"My character is called Stuart..." Pierce sighed.
The scene descended into a Three Stooges sketch between Robin Williams as Daniel/Ms Doubtfire and Pierce Brosnan.
"Why you... Chowder head!" said Pierce putting Robin in a deep thinking pose with his hand resting on his chin and punched him.
Bart rolled his eyes at the silliness.
"You have to admit Sally Fields was pure evil in that film..." said Oscar.
"Okay cutting her husband off from his kids for throwing them an extreme birthday party was a tad extreme.
"Okay! I'll let him see his kids with joint custody! But he has to pay for all the mess he made at our son's birthday party!" yelled Sally Fields.
"Oh that's easy. I'll just star in another Aladdin film!" said Robin Williams.
"Sorry Rob, but Disney hired me!" said Homer painted blue on the set of Disney's Aladdin.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
"Right that's it! We quit!" Sideshow Bob and the Terwilligers quit from Oscar's increasingly stupid adaptation of Mamma Mia.
"Fine! I don't need you! Pierce, get ready for take two. And action!" said Oscar.
...
At Home the phone in the kitchen rang.
"Hello?" Bart asked.
Robin Williams screamed down the phone. "Aaaaaaagh! Leyla get back in your cell!" said Robin Williams in a yokel voice. "Don't make me use the hose!"
Bart made a confused face and immediately put the phone down.
Robin Williams was in the bath on the phone. "Hello?" He wondered why the caller put the phone down.
Pierce was on the phone to his agent.
"No I'm not doing a musical sequel to Dante's peak! How would that even work?!" Pierce asked.
The agent explained.
"Uh huh. I suppose that makes sense. And this little fanboy Oscar isn't directing is he...? Oh good... I'll be there Friday." said Pierce.
"Yes I will be directing! And I bought with me the evil leprechaun from Treehouse of Horror XII and Bart's puking frog mutant!" said Oscar.
Bart's frog mutant vomited green vomit.
"Every moment I live is agony!" said the frog mutant puking.