Bart and Frink's Almost Excellent Adventures III Aka Time Bandit
It's Marge and Homer's anniversary coming up so Bart seeing Frink has a new time machine asks to be sent back in time to get the ultimate present to show up Lisa. But he must be careful not to screw with time.
Plot
The Chalkboard gag is Oscar drawing a smiley face. He grins and skateboards home.
The couch gag is similar to the Longest Daycare one where Gerald the baby with a monobrow is trying to kill the Simpsons as butterflies. However except instead it's Gino trying to kill them!
The Simpsons hatch out of cocoons on the couch and flutter about. Suddenly...
"Vendetta! Vendetta! Farfalla Vendetta!" Gino yells swinging a knife about trying to stab the butterflies.
The butterflies frightened fly away with Gino chasing them. Xylophone music plays as he chases them through a nursery.
They try to hide on the mobile but Gino breaks it trying to get at them. They fly down a hall seeing one of the nannies leave.
They fly faster.
Gino sees them trying to get away and runs faster looking more determined.
A pacifier is thrown into the door to hold it ajar.
The butterflies fly through the gap. Gino however smashes comically into the door knocking himself unconscious. Maggie is revealed to have thrown the pacifier and picks it up, twirls it and puts it in her mouth and sucks on it. She then waves goodbye to the butterflies who fly off into the sun set as the cartoon irises out to black.
The episode starts with Lisa writing on her calendar. "There three more days." she said crossing off the days on her calendar. Suddenly she could hear noises and someone running and pots clanging. What was that?! She asked herself.
"Three days till what? Another dorky science fair? A teacher's pet convention..." Bart taunted her.
"Or... an anime convention!" said Oscar butting in. "Or a furry convention..."
"No..." Lisa rolled her eyes. "It's three days till our parents wedding anniversary! Surely you know by know it's on the 25th..."
"Another wedding anniversary already?! But I haven't got anything! And I haven't got any money!" said Bart.
"And that's why I'll win best gift five years in a row now..." said Lisa smiling smugly.
"We'll see about that! I work better under pressure and with my back against the wall anyway!" said Bart storming off.
Lisa chuckled. "Wait before you go to buy a last minute gift. What was that racket just now?!" Lisa asked.
"Oh that's just Oscar and Hugo jousting with frying pans on their heads." said Bart.
"Hey! Frying pan jousting is our thing! Just me and the boy!" said Homer somewhere.
"Well, smell ya later sis." said Bart going off to get some money somehow to get a last minute anniversary gift.
Lisa sighed.
"Hugo what are you making or getting?" She asked Hugo.
"Seriously?! You think I owe them something for the way they treated me?!" Hugo ranted.
"Oh yeah. The whole locking you up in the attic since you were a baby thing..." said Lisa. Realising.
...
Bart went to Frink's laboratory and asked if he desperately needed any help.
"Polish your test tubes? Steal monkeys from the zoo for you? Anything man!" Bart asked.
"Oh no I have quite enough monkeys now, what with them flinging their Glavin! everywhere." said Frink. There were monkey poo stains everywhere. Eeeeew!
"Eeeeeew!" Bart groaned. "But please Doc! You must have something that needs doing! That you'll pay me to do..."
"Well... There is that rusty old time machine in the corner that needs dusting." said Frink.
"Time machine?! Like travelling through time as in Bill and Ted's excellent adventures?" Bart asked in awe.
"Or Back to the Future!" said Hugo.
"Or Doctor Who?" Oscar asked.
"Oz, that show's not as popular over in the states as it is in Britain..." Bart sighed.
"Yes, it is a time machine Bart." said Frink. "I built it back when I was your age. However I stopped using it, what with causing paradoxes, the apocalypse... and Oh god! Crocodiles rule the earth!"
"Coooooool!" said Hugo, thinking crocodiles ruling the Earth was cool.
Bart winced at Frink's crazy rants.
"But for now I want it polished up so it can be rebuilt as a quarter machine kiddie ride at museums. With the flavin little plane going up and down or the cartoon mascots! That are quite funny..." said Frink.
Bart rolled his eyes at Frink's craziness.
"Anyway I'm keeping out of this adventure..." said Oscar. He left but not without out taking a can of Q cola.
Hank and Marco were in Jimbo's gang again.
"Okay here's Dweeb's crazy cousin..." said Jimbo.
Hank was wearing a shirt with Shrek on it. He was playing Fairytale of New York by the Pogues on a ghetto blaster radio.
Marco was a typical ruffian who Jimbo would hang out with.
"Polo!" Oscar was annoying him by going Marco... Polo! Fish out of water at him.
Marco sighed exasperated.
"Oz go home..." Hank sighed.
Oscar went back inside and played Mario and Luigi Superstar saga on his Gameboy. He kept making Mario and Luigi hit each other with their hammers.
Oscar laughed.
Quitfy clobbered him with his Toon mallet.
Oscar made an annoyed hmmmmph! at him.
...
Meanwhile back at home Oscar was watching animal olympics funniest moments with Homer. There was a monkey in a girl's ice skating outfit figure skating.
Then the judges were giving her their scores. Which were mostly fives. Noodles was angry and threw her flowers to the ground and screeched and jumped about angrily.
"I have never seen Noodles this mad before!" said the commentator.
"She's throwing her diaper!" said the other commentator.
"Dear lord... please make sure that that diaper lands on someone's schnozz..." Homer prayed.
There was a cartoony splat sound.
"Yes!" Homer cheered.
"Eeeeeew!" Oscar groaned.
"Oh like you've ever been on the receiving end of a thrown diaper..." Teddy said to Oscar frowning at him. As Oscar often was the one throwing the diapers.
"Yeah but when I throw my stinky diapers at big scary monsters, it's cute!" said Oscar petulantly.
Homer chuckled smugly. "Oh I hope the kids know it's a very special day today.
"Your wedding anniversary? Yeah I'm sure they know..." said Oscar.
Hugo wasn't getting his parents anything as he was still understandably mad at them for locking him up in the attic for his entire life. Well until Oscar reported them to CPS.
Also Maggie was a half Rigellian again so she had green tentacles instead of legs again. She hissed and latched onto Hugo's face with her tentacles.
Hugo made muffled screams and ran about blindly, knocking lamps over etc and startling the cat.
"Watch where you're going Mutant boy!" Homer yelled.
"Cooool! Face hugger!" Oscar cooed.
But suddenly Baby Quiffy with tentacles as Octo-Quiffy latched onto his head with his tentacles too. Oscar ran around making muffled screams.
Homer sighed.
Also this is the third instalment of the Almost Excellent Adventures saga and it involves time travel so there must be a cameo from Bill and Ted!
"Excellent!" said Bill and Ted doing air guitars with guitar sounds somehow playing.
"That reference makes me feel so old. Bart would even state it's old and therefore lame as it's not from his time." said Homer.
"Bart doesn't get pop culture... or any sort of culture... He watches a mouse kill a cat in increasingly gory ways every afternoon..." said Oscar sighing. Somehow he got Octo-Quiffy to let go of him.
Homer sighed and watched bizarre tv shows.
"And now back to Bear vs Billionaires."
"Mwuhahahaha! You rich fools thought you were racing to plant the Taco Bell flag in the middle of an icy tundra in Siberia! But the truth is... you are all doing a fly on the wall stay in a house with a live grizzly bear!" said the host.
There was a live bear in the house with the billionaires. He growled.
We hear screaming and people being mauled and utter carnage.
Homer chuckled as he watched the weird programme.
...
Meanwhile at Frink's lab.
Oscar was poking a Newton swing ball thing. The balls swung about.
"Don't touch that!" Frink told him off.
"I'll touch stuff if I want!" Oscar snapped.
"So this time machine doesn't actually work anymore..." Bart asked.
"Considering the state it's in and for how long I haven't been checking up on it... I shouldn't think so..." said Frink.
"So you won't mind me doing this then..." said Bart pushing the buttons and pulling the levers on the time machine.
"No, I don't see why not..." said Frink but suddenly the time machine activated and sent them back in time...
"Every time traveller needs a catchphrase doc!" Bart gulped as they went back in time.
"Gadzooks!" Frink yelled.
Oscar winced as he saw them vanish.
They passed through the time vortex.
"Wow! We're the first two non Brazilian's to travel through time!" said Bart.
"Correction, you're the second." said Mr Peabody.
"That's right Mr Peabody!" said Sherman.
"Quiet you!" said Mr Peabody.
Bart and Frink landed somewhere in a field surrounded by cows. The cows mooed.
"Where are we?" Bart asked.
"The real question is when are we." said Frink.
Bart groaned. "That is such a corny thing to say for a time traveler..." Bart sighed.
"Well, we're definitely not in Kansa that's for sure." said Frink.
"That's a dumb thing to say too..." said Bart.
"I'm starting to see why no one likes you..." said Frink.
"Plenty of people like me!" Bart said sharply.
The present.
Oscar winced as he saw the Professor and Bart vanish.
Balthazar the flying monkey sighed not bothered by what happened and swept up broken glass and dust with a dustpan and brush.
...
The past.
"Gadzooks! By the looks of the year locator I say we really have traveled through time!" said Frink.
"Cool" said Bart.
"I don't think our dimensional coordinates have actually changed! We're still at my lab! Or where it will be." said Frink. "There's just one thing..."
"What's that?" Bart asked.
"Have you got any Aqua shampoo?" Frink asked.
"No..." said Bart.
"Then we're hopelessly trapped here until I find some because that's the fuel it runs on and we just used the last of it up.
"Oh shazbot..." Bart sighed.
"No matter. You wait here while I find a shop or a housewife with beautiful bouffant hair who might have some. Gahoy!" said Frink.
"Wait! Take me with you!" said Bart.
"I'm afraid not Bart." said Frink.
"Why?" Bart asked.
"Because you might step on a butterfly and cause a paradox or accidentally impregnate your mother and become your own father! Now stay there." said Frink.
Bart grimaced at him saying he might impregnate his own mother. "But what am I supposed to do to pass the time? It's boring out here..." Bart whined.
"Try to find some intelligent life in this field. Those lactating bovines are a good start. said Frink.
"You don't mean those foul smelling gas bags over the fence?!" asked Bart in disgust.
"Yes that's exactly what I mean Bart." said Frink.
"But they're covered in nipples!" Bart whined.
"Now Bart Simpson!" said Frink sharply.
Bart grumbled and got to examining the cows.
The present.
Homer then betted on the Broncos to win via a betting bookies called Professor Pigskin. Which has a cartoon pig for a mascot.
"Hi Professor Pig!" GIR yelled delighted. It's actually Why is his head so big? But eh... and besides Professor Pyg is an actual Batman character.
However Homer lost and it lead to Fat Tony being mad at him, a porno and manatees!
But right now the manatees are busy writing Family Guy jokes.
A manatee aquarium at Fox Studios.
"Hmmmm... clowns and the celebrity... Shania Twain?! Stupid manatees!" Seth McFarlane yelled.
Plot 2
The Laboratory in the present.
"They left us behind!" Hugo gasped.
"Well duh!" said Oscar rudely.
"What shall we do now?" Hugo asked.
"Let's go scuba diving!"
And so they went scuba diving.
However in the depths of the ocean they encountered the purple surly French octopus from Taz in Tazmania with the pencil moustache and a beret.
"You American Thhhh-whine! You dare make calamari outta me?!" said the surly French octopus squeezing Hugo in his tentacle.
Springfield in the past.
Frink went to town to do some shopping.
Meanwhile. Bart was examining the cows.
"They eat with their mouths?! Ugh! I think I'm going to be violently ill..." Bart whined.
He then started interrogating the cows.
"Earth forms. Do you understand me? You are about to be abducted and probed for scientific purposes. It is an intrusive and painful procedure. Do you have any objections...?" Bart asked.
The cows mooed.
"I said do you have any objections?" Bart asked.
The cows mooed.
"Do you understand me?" Bart asked firmly.
The cow in front of him turned around and pooped. Bart jumped out of the way of the smelly cow poop.
"Eeeeeew! I don't care how many stomachs you have! I don't have time for this!" Bart remarked.
Suddenly a noisy lady who presumably owned the farm ran out. "Let's check on the cows papa and- Aaaaaaaaghhhhh! Little green space man!" she screamed at the sight of Bart.
"I am not green!" Bart yelled.
At home.
Homer owed Fat Tony money for he was running the Professor Pigskin betting scheme.
"Hi Professor Pig!' GIR cheered. It's Pigskin GIR...
"Aaaaagh! I knew I should have stuck with a Moe's smelly hooker shoe!" said Homer when the mobsters came in.
"My Long Tall Sally boot is not smelly!" said Moe.
Fat Tony decided to punish Homer by hammering his fingers with a simple claw hammer.
"Ow! Ow! Ooooow! That really hurts!"
"Man this big palooka whines..." Fat Tony sighed.
"Okay I'll let you shoot a gay porno!" said Homer.
"Uh.., We're not interested in shooting gay porn..." said Fat Tony.
...
Meanwhile in the present.
Oscar was watching cartoons. He was watching Itchy and Scratchy with Ace.
Rock around the clock tonight was playing as Scratchy was a police officer. Itchy tied a chain around his tail and a lamp post. He then pulled up next to Scratchy in a car and insulted him before driving off. Scratchy drove after him.
However the chain stopped him and ripped off his skin. He drove off without his skin.
Scratchy screamed as he crashed into a car and fell off his bike.
Some Itchy paramedics collected him and put him in an ambulance and drove off.
"We'll fix you up..." said the Itchy paramedics as they put him on a plane and it took off.
Scratchy relaxed.
"Hey there Scratchy..." said a voice.
"Oh no! The Big Bopper! Buddy Holly! Ritchie Valens?! Nooooooo!" Scratchy screamed.
The old jazz musicians who tragically died in a plane crash turned into vampires and hissed before converging on him to bite him.
The cartoon ended.
Oscar was laughing. However Ace wasn't and was just beguiled by the cartoon.
"You have a strange taste in cartoons Oz..." said Ace.
"Who wants tomato juice?" Marge asked bringing in glasses of tomato juice.
"Yum! Vegetable blood!" said Ace taking a glass.
Bunnicula stared at the fourth wall. Hehehe! Bunnicula...
"Mom! That's just that evil, highly addictive Tomacco Juice Dad is selling..." said Lisa.
"I'm a vampire. I have an addictive personality." said Ace.
"Plus finding him red things to drink means he won't try to bite us. Like Marceline in Adventure Time..." said Oscar.
"That doesn't exist yet Oz..." Lisa sighed.
Oscar frowned at her.
"By the way, the mobsters and I are currently shooting a pornographic film. Lemony Lick it's a series of horny events." said Fat Tony.
Oscar laughed. "Cooool! And funny..."
Fat Tony smiled. "And we're shooting it in your Lounge..."
Marge gasped and fainted.
She soon recovered.
"You are not shooting a filthy flick in my house!" Marge scolded the mobsters.
Fat Tony etc pointed guns at the Simpsons and Oscar.
"Marge... they have guns..." Oscar whined.
Marge seethed.
...
Bart got fed up with waiting for professor Frink and went off alone.
Of course he probably stepped on a butterfly or accidentally impregnated his own mother or something and screwed up the future!
Bart winced at the fourth wall.
Frink as a child appeared and saw the time machine.
"Great Glavin! I should become a scientist!" said Young Frink.
Bart found a cow he hadn't vaporised and got on it. "Hi ho Bessie away...!" said Bart. The cow took him into town.
The cow mooed along the way.
The town was a lot older looking and not as modern. The sign read "Welcome to Springfield! Home of the largest Kumquat!"
There was a Kumquat under display glass. It was very large for a kumquat but, um they're not that big anyway."
"Wow! Springfield looks so different know..." said Bart.
A bug annoyed him.
"Stupid bug! You go squish now!" He killed it.
In the present suddenly everyone was dressed in Halloween costumes or were monsters. Ie Fat Tony was Grampa Munster, Homer was a Jack in a box.
"What happened?" Lisa asked. She was a witch.
"Ugh... Someone is obviously messing with time..." Hugo sighed.
The past.
Bart passed Androids dungeon. Or where it will be.
"And that must be the comic store Android's dungeon!" said Bart.
"Feh! Are you insane? That is Bard's Gallows. Where the intellectually famished comes to feed their minds!" said young Comicbook Guy.
He took Bart inside.
"This place sells nothing but pure literature." said Young Comicbook Guy.
Bart groaned.
"Except for today. My smoking and espresso drinking habit has forced me to supplement the stock. Now we sell Comics." said the shopkeeper.
He gave Comicbook Guy one.
"Hey, that's Justice Cartel II! That's a classic!" said Bart.
"A classic?! Feh! A jest worthy of Hamlet's fool! Why comic books are nothing more than... than... Than the most beautiful thing ever! I must have more! Must read more!" said Comicbook Guy before suddenly getting addicted to the Comic book.
"Kid are you ok?" The shopkeeper asked.
"My work here is done..." said Bart with a smug grin.
...
The Simpsons minus Bart were having lunch.
"Where's Bart? It's not like him to miss lunch..." said Marge.
"Oh he's just realised that your wedding anniversary is imminent and rushed out to get a last minute gift..." said Lisa.
Marge sighed.
"Yes sweetie. In three days it's Mommy and Daddy's wedding anniversary!" said Honer.
"I know Dad..." said Lisa.
"Hugo have you remembered what today is?" Marge asked him.
"I remember spending every moment of my miserable life locked up in that attic!" Hugo yelled.
"Don't yell at your mother!" Homer yelled.
"Shut up! He has every right to be resentful and angry with the way you treated him!" Oscar snapped.
"Well excuuuuuuse me for being alarmed by one of my newborn twins biting the other!" said Homer annoyed.
Marge sighed.
Evergreen Terrace a few houses down.
"Check it out. We stole The Scream." said Jimbo to Hank Simpson.
"The weird painting or the horror film with the guy with skull mask killing everyone?" Hank asked.
"The painting..." Jimbo sighed.
"That's not cool... the horror film Scream is better..." said Hank.
Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Marco sighed irked.
Speaking of irksome behaviour...
Graggle returned from exile.
"Graggle!"
"Oh crap!" Homer groaned.
"Homer!" Marge didn't approve of him yelling the word crap.
Graggle was now fat. Fat Graggle stuck up his middle fingers.
Lisa gasped offended.
Hugo sighed. "Come on Oz. Let's go get an $18 Coke at the terrible zoo restaurant."
"Yaaaay! Sticky tables covered in bees!" Oscar cheered.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature screamed.
The Simpsons winced exasperated.
...
In the past.
Bart passes what would some day be Moe's Tavern. Right now it was a bible reading club with sodas to drink.
Inside people are reading bibles.
"And that will be Moe's one day. I wonder what he's doing right now?" Bart asked.
Bart suddenly heard a violent fight and a kid that looked like Moe smashing Alfalfa's head against the ground while yelling at him for stealing his bit.
"You stole my bit!"
"Oh my god! He killed the original Alfalfa!" A guy screamed.
"You bastard!" A time travelling Kyle Broflovski yelled.
Bart grimaced and shivered.
Suddenly he bumped into young Ned Flanders who had hippy hair. He was heading inside the Bible club.
"Why hi diddly ho kiddo! What's your name?" Ned asked.
"Uh Ba- I mean Homer." Bart lied. He walked off without allowing the conversation to continue.
"Homer Eh... Let's see what the truant officer has to say about you skipping school..." said Ned giving Bart a look of suspicion.
The giant kumquat and future site of the Power Plant.
"Smithers put that thing down!" Mr Burns told of Smithers Sr, who is still alive as he hasn't sacrificed himself yet.
Smithers Sr was bottle feeding Baby Waylon.
"Sir, this thing as you put it is my son! And I must feed him!" said Smithers Sr.
Mr Burns sighed.
Elsewhere testicle headed time police were trying to find Bart.
"I told you before the dolphins!" said one.
"Bro! Do you know how much time is before the dolphins?!" said another.
"Shut up slick! Look we're here!" said the first.
Plot 3
In the present Oscar stole the map from the Supreme Being from Time Bandits.
"Return the map! Rrrrrrreturn the map! Stop! It will bring you great danger!" said the Supreme Being.
"Aaaaaaaagh! Tony Jay's giant floating head!" Oscar screamed.
Hugo and Ace grimaced exasperated.
...
Bart passed by a building site. Mr Burns was there discussing with Smithers Sr that thanks to the giant kumquat he grew with radiation he decided to open a power plant so people wanting to see the kumquat would have a reason to stay in Springfield. Ie jobs.
Bart wandered past the Springfield retirement home. He didn't notice that his younger Grandpa was walking past making snide remarks that he'd never end up in one of those retirement homes.
"If only he knew..." Bart sighed to himself.
However Bart bumped into someone he didn't want to meet. The truancy officer.
"Hey! What are you doing outside school?!" The truancy officer asked.
"Well, the thing is I-" Bart tried to explain but the truancy officer took him to school.
Bart ended up at Springfield Elementary. It looked far more old fashioned now but the furnishings were new and there was no Scottish groundskeeper.
Bart was plonked in a fourth grade class. Would this be Ms Krabappels classroom in the future?
The truancy officer told the teacher what happened.
"I never thought I'd have two Homers in my class." said the teacher.
"Uh yeah, my full name is Homer... Glumplich..." Bart smirked at the fourth wall. You're never gonna give up on that joke are you... he sighed in his head.
"Well take a seat over there Homer Glumplich." said the teacher.
Bart was horrified to find he was to be sat next to... his Dad!
"Dad? I mean, Dagnabbit I can't sit next you!" Bart yelled.
"Then how about this girl?" the teacher asked. She was pointing out the girl who would be his mom!
"Mom ma Mia!" Bart tried to turn him saying mom to yelling Momma Mia in surprise. "I don't feel so good. I think I'll have a lie down in the principals office." said Bart.
"You can't leave yet! We're having a special guest!" said Young Carl.
"Yeah he's-" said Young Lenny.
"Hey hey hey kids!" said Krusty. "Now your principal only paid for half an hour and you're on the clock so let's get this over with..."
Homer wanted to show him his joke book. His material involved a sledgehammer and a watermelon...
However Bart upstaged him by putting his shorts and underwear down to expose his butt.
"Hope you have a high enough SPF, because this moon is gonna burn!" said Bart mooning.
Everyone laughed.
"Shock humour! I love it! You have a real future in comedy kid!" said Krusty.
...
It was recess. Bart was in the classroom snooping around. He found Homer's joke book. None of the material was funny.
"Let's see what's in mom's desk... Ah Ha! Her personal diary!" said Bart. Then he had an idea. "These would be perfect anniversary gifts!"
However...
"Stop! Thief!"
The kids all rushed in angry at Bart.
"Homer that kid's stealing your joke book!" said Lenny.
"And Marge he's got your diary!" said Carl.
"Uh... this is gonna be difficult to explain so... Later losers!" Bart yelled and escaped out the window.
"I um, er... propose er um that we chase after that no good thief! All in favour?" Young Quimby asked.
Everyone said Aye.
They chased Bart out the school. Bart was stopped by Young Clancy Wiggum as a road crossing guard volunteer student. However he hadn't stopped him to catch him for theft. He wasn't in the class at the time and didn't know. He just wanted to safely escort Bart across the road.
Once Bart was long gone, Clancy helped the angry students cross.
Bart interrupted a date between Smithers Jr and Patty, hooked him up inadvertently with Mr Burns. Yeah um isn't Smithers Sr dead by now?!
Then he found Bessy the cow but she was too busy eating grass.
"Oh thanks Bessie... I hope someone turns you into a steak one day!" Bart yelled.
Bart stole a skateboard from Baby Snake Jailbird.
Snake was upset and cried.
Bart arrived on a skateboard just as Frink was refuelling the time machine.
"Ah there you are Bart. I hope you haven't caused any trouble and messed up the space time continuum." said Frink.
"No sir. Everything is as it should be." said Barr.
"I hope so Bart. As I will not be happy if we return to the apocalypse or the world ruled by crocodile men..." said Frink as they vanished.
"Wow! Time travel does work! Voiks!" said Young Frink
...
At the lab Bart hastily made his goodbyes.
"But what about the chores you promised to do? And the monkey poop?" Frink asked.
"Get some other poor sap to do it!" said Bart.
"Ugh... Balthazar, mop up all this mess! The time machine is covered in cow patties!" said Frink giving a mop and bucket to a flying monkey!
"Fly my pretty! Fly!" Oscar laughed being silly.
Three days later...
It was their anniversary... Marge and Homer adored their presents from Bart.
"My Joke book! I thought Krusty stole it!" said Homer.
"My old diary! How did you get such things?!" Marge asked.
"Let's just say I had a lot of time on my hands..." said Bart.
Homer was reading them all bad jokes he wrote.
Lisa looked annoyed.
Bart grinned at her.
"So... Who's present was the best..." Bart asked.
"Bart yours are really lovely but... Maggie's home made picture framing is just a little bit better..." said Marge. "Look! She made it all herself! Clever girl!"
"I got upstaged by a baby!?" Bart yelled. He stormed off.
"What about mine mother?" Hugo asked.
"Hugo you gave us a smelly old fish..." Marge groaned holding a smelly fish by its tail. The cat flicking her tail, looked hungry and wanted the fish.
Hugo sulked.
"Bart they're lovely gifts! It's just-" said Marge.
"Well Maggie, you know the deal. You help me upstage Bart again so I can see him lose Offspring of the year award again and you get an extra cookie for dessert from now on." said Lisa quietly to Maggie.
Homer was telling more awful jokes.
The end!