Evil on Geezer Rock Bart gets punished for setting off the steam pipes again and trespassing near the chamberpot of secrets vault. This time he is sent ti a labour based tough love camp with chopping wood etc.
However Homer wants to go to Vegas with his friend but when he leaves Bart to get on the plane he is told Bart is on a no fly list. Honer turns strict and attempts to drive Bart there himself.
However Bart tricks him and Homer drives off the cliff and has a hear fatal car crash. The Simpsons are stuck with Bart successfully evading his punishment. Then Marge tries to get rid of junk from the attic with a yard sale.
Plot
The chalkboard gag is: "Teacher was not dumped, it was mutual."
The couch gag is a reference to some cowboy western called Bonanza. The Simpsons dressed as cowboys are sat on horses.
...
Bart was in the waiting room outside Skinner's office. Myra his P.A sighs.
"Well, well, Bart Simpson in trouble again. School hasn't even started yet." said Myra.
"What can I say? I missed you, Myra." said Bart. "How's things with you and Frank?"
"That bum." said Myra. Unfortunately Oscar heard her... "He says his divorce will be final next week."
"Bum! Bum! Bum! Bum! Buuuuuuuuuum!" Oscar sang.
Bart sighed exasperated.
"So why is she pregnant again?" Myra continued her story.
"Ouch! You hang in there, beautiful." said Bart.
"Buuuuuum..." Oscar chuckled.
Bart sighed.
"So where's the Skin-man?" Bart asked looking for Skinner.
"He's out admiring his "new" car." said Myra.
"Not for long!" Oscar chuckled carrying a drum-fed grenade launcher.
"Oz no!" Bart yelled.
Elsewhere Second Grade kids are entering the school.
Ralph has two,lazy eyes again, Ie band-aids on his eyes. He stumbles about unable to see.
"Uh Ralph..." said Lisa.
"I'm Blindbeard the pirate!" said Ralph walking into a tree. "Oof!"
"Ralph that's not funny..." said Lisa frowning.
"Doctor says I have two lazy eyes..." said Ralph stumbling about.
Lisa sighed. She guided him to class.
''This is why I prefer Pigfarts. Besides, it's on Mars''. said Oscar, saying so completely without context. "It's a magic school like Hogwarts but on Mars. Author..."
Bart dragged him back into Skinner's office. Well the stewing room where Myra the P.A works and naughty kids wait to be shouted at.
Lisa winced, swearing she heard Oscar say something stupid.
...
"Come on Oz, The truth is, I am not in trouble with Skin rash yet. I am about to get myself in trouble with a little prank..." said Bart laughing deviously.
Oscar got out his boombox and put in a tape. The large radio played We're on the road yo nowhere by Talking Heads.
Bart winced and stopped the tape. "What are you doing?!"
"That's the title of the Episode, We're on the road to D'oh where..." said Oscar singing the story title to the song tune.
Bart sighed. "Never mind. I'm going through Skinny's drawers for something..."
Outside Skinner admires his new car.
"Ah, 1995. A fine year for Camrys. No one would ever guess you spent three months in a lake." Yeah someone drove it into a lake. Either foolishly or to dispose of a body...
"Okay what's the catch Seymour... Your mother finally croaked?" asked Chalmers.
"Uh no. zi already told you the catch. I found it at the bottom of a lake. I had to spend a fortnight cleaning it out..." said Skinner.
"Ah." said Chalmers.
Inside Skinner's office Bart finds something. He gasps.
"Ay, caramba!" It is a large, old looking key labelled Steam-works. It is for the backroom with all the steam pipes and valves under the school.
"Thank you, Satan." said Bart.
Satan appeared in a burst of Hellfire. "The pleasure is all mine, Bart Simpson." said the big, red, beastly devil in a fearsome growling voice. He then vanished in a burst of Hellfire.
Bart winced exasperated.
"What's taking Milhouse..." Bart sighed.
They heard the blue haired dork panting and wheezing. He stopped and administered his inhaler with a few hisses as it widened his airways to help him breath better. Bart rolled his eyes waiting for Milhouse.
"Just think, Milhouse. From now on, we'll always be "those kids who got into the steam tunnels." said Bart as they enter the under ground chambers of the school where the steam pipes are.
"We did this prank before... You got sent to catholic school and turned catholic remember?" said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
...
Steam tunnels, a system of dark passageways under the school.
"Jeepers it's dark down here..." said Milhouse scared.
Bart sighed. "Bright eyes, Fireflies!" Green etherial fireflies poured out of his magic wand, lighting up the tunnels.
"Lumos!" Oscar casted Lumos.
They found the steam valves.
"Lets muck about with them!" said Bart.
"Like in that Readybrek commercial!" said Oscar recalling a British commercial for porridge.
"No Oscar..." Bart sighed.
"I gotta warn ya, we could get in trouble." said Bart.
"I don't mind. Trouble's a form of attention." said Milhouse.
Bart smiled. They made up after a few episodes ago.
Meanwhile at Moe's.
"Gentlemen, the moment has finally arrived." said Moe wearing a top hat and monocle. "I'm renting a party bus and taking all you regulars to Las Vegas."
"Nevada?" Lenny asked.
"That's right." said Moe.
The drunk men cheer.
"Moe, why are you being so generous? You're usually so stingy and rat-like." said Homer.
"You take that back!" Moe snarled. He composed himself.
"Yeah, well, you remember that time I tried to hang myself and the rope broke?" said Moe.
"Moe that's depressing... Get some help!" said Carl.
"Well, I sued the rope company and I got a huge settlement! And a new rope!" said Moe.
"Wow. Hey, nice rope." said Everyone admiring the noose.
"You could hang a cow with that thing." said Lenny.
"Or Carl! Or some other sub human freak!" said a guy wearing KKK robes.
Everyone glares at him.
"What? I'm racist!" said the KKK dude.
...
Steam tunnels.
"These steam tunnels are awesome!" said Bart.
"It's like we're in the school's lymphatic system and we're the lymph!" said Milhouse.
"Oh, my God! You absolute dork! Go away!" Bart yelled at him for saying something nerdy.
"But-"
"Get out of my sight! This is a cool, bad boy gang!" Bart snapped.
"Uh Bart he has to be here." said a casting director.
Bart seethed.
"Milhouse you having been hanging round Martin way too much. Or possibly Hugo..." said Oscar.
Suddenly they passed a room that drew Milhouse's attention.
"Sweet Lizzie McGuire!" Milhouse gasped. Bart felt like throttling him.
"My dad had a long talk with me about this. But you can't believe it till you see it!" said Milhouse.
"The cafeteria loading dock!" They are in a loading dock. water from Lake Springfield sloshed and splashed against the underground docks.
"Look, we're having pizza tomorrow! I'm gonna eat a lighter breakfast." said Bart.
"Cowabunga!" Oscar cheered.
Bart grinned. "80s humour..."
They passed through the dock.
"Will the pizza tomorrow be Pineapple pizza?" Oscar asked.
"Blech! No Oscar! That's an abomination!" Bart groaned.
Oscar frowned at him.
They soon left the dock and passed the door to the vault where the Chamberpot of Secrets is kept.
"The Chamberpot of Secrets!" Bart gasped.
"Coooool! Let's unleash the sockpuppet of Wyrmfang again!" said Oscar.
"Uh no... We have some valves to muck about with..." said Bart.
"Besides you'll wake up Yawning Yertle and we'll have to stack her turtles again..." said Milhouse.
Oscar sighed.
...
At Moe's
"Vegas eh? Sounds sweet!" said Lenny.
Everyone agreed.
"I dunno about me, Moe." said Homer. Everyone gasped confused he'd turn down a nice vacation. "I went to Vegas once with Ned. We got drunk and accidentally married two Vegas broads."
"Marge still mad at you about that?" Carl asked.
"Yes..." said Homer.
Moe sighed. "Homer it'll be fun! and I'll make sure you don't accidentally get roped into no Vegas wedding..."
"The south shall rise again!" said the KKK guy.
Moe glared at him.
School, Fourth Grade.
Hugo was building s rocket.
"Coooool! Can I touch it?" Nelson asked.
"No you may not touch it..." said Hugo.
Nelson sighed.
"Hugo this is history class... And we're studying Grover Cleveland..." said Mrs Krabappel.
"That puppet of Sesame Street?!" Nelson gawked.
Hugo face palmed.
"No Nelson..." said Mrs Krabappel.
"Anyway, where is my brother Bart?" Hugo pondered.
"Ha." Mrs Krabappel didn't care.
School, steam tunnels.
"Ah here we are, the Valve room." said Bart.
"Where they keep all the copies of Half Life, that PC first person shooter." said Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
Inside the room was a mess of pipes with valves and spigots attached to them. steam shot out of holes in the pipes and they rattled about.
Bart, Milhouse and Oscar gasped in awe.
"Now we can't leave without messing with one valve." said Bart.
"Or spigot." said Oscar.
Bart sighed slightly annoyed by his needless comment.
...
I dunno Bart, Maybe we should leave the valves alone..." said Milhouse.
"No. Not messing with the valves would be like going to Amsterdam and not doing the walking tour of famous doors!"
"Or going to Amsterdam and not smoking sone pot..." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
"Or going to Amsterdam and not going to the red light district! Mmmmm! Hookers..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
He turned a small spigot. However it caused a chain reaction! The other valves turned and the pipes rattled violently!
"Leaping electrons!" Bart yelled.
Upstairs in the staff room, the walls rattled. Skinner felt warm and sweaty.
"That's odd! We don't usually turn on the heating except at parent's nights!" said Skinner dabbing himself with a hanky.
"Oh Seymour you penny pinching miser..." Edna sighed while photocopying paperwork on Grover Cleveland.
Skinner frowned.
Suddenly the valve on the radiator shot off steam shot out.
"What the F Minus!?" Skinner gasped.
"What the F prompt?!" said the lawnmower robot from the Treehouse of Horror episode.
Plot 2
All manner if mayhem and chaos soon swiftly follows as steam and humid air mucks up the school, ie causing the shoddy thin walls to collapse etc.
"Steam! A teacher wearing a purple Hawaiian shirt yelled.
"Omg! PC gaming!" Oscar yelled.
The teacher winced.
Fourth grade.
"And back to Grover Cleveland." said Mrs Krabappel.
"Who is the purple-blue guy off Sesame Street..." said Nelson.
Everyone laughed.
Mrs K sighed.
Suddenly steam shot out of the radiator valve and filled the room. Kids gasped as steam poured in making the room damp.
The steam made Martin's hair frizzy, giving him a Jewfro.
"Hey look! A new kid!" Nelson mistook him for a new kid and lunged at him. Nelson pummelled Martin.
Hugo winced.
Music recital class. Some kids are playing musical instruments.
There is a hiss as steam fills the room. It causes any brass instruments like let's say a saxophone... to rust.
Lisa gasped as her saxophone oxidised.
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"Myaaaaaa! Mr Largo! Our instruments have rusted!" said Database playing a tuba.
"Fine... go a cappella.." said Mr Largo.
The kids sing in a cappella.
Second Grade. Steam fills the room and mould grows.
"I have two kinds of wet in my pants!" said Ralph. He peed his pants...
A second grader boy made a disgusted face.
Miss Hoover sighed.
Third Grade science class. They are dissecting frogs today.
Inane Brian is about to cut open his frog when it sprung back to life and croaked.
All the other frogs are revived by the steam. Kids scream as they hop about.
"Cool prank Wednesday Addams!" said A kid to Wednesday from the Addams Family.
"Uh I haven't set up my frog prank yet..." said Wednesday.
...
Hall.
"Hoots mon! I be thirsty!" said Groundskeeper Willie. He stopped to drink out of a water fountain. However steam shot out and burnt his tongue. "Yeeeeooooouch!"
He tried again. It burnt him again. "Aaaaaiiiiieee!"
"Fine, I'll have a soda..." He buys a soda from the vending machine.
Some time later the steam causes walls to collapse and vines to grow everywhere.
"Coooooool! Jumanji!" said Oscar.
Skinner sighed. He surveyed the damage.
"Mmm, this wood is more buckled than a pilgrim's hat." said Skinner. Pilgrim Skinner rubbed his chin deep thought.
Oscar winced at Skinner's Pilgrim times counterpart.
"But who's responsible?" said Skinner.
Bart and Milhouse arrived from the sewers laughing. Skinner sensing they were obviously guilty grabbed them by the scruffs of their shirts. They struggled. "There's no point struggling, I have you by the scruffs!" said Skinner madder than a hornet.
Skinner's office.
"Look I'll cut you a deal man! You can have Milhouse!" said Bart worried as Skinner had called his parents.
"I don't want Milhouse..." said Skinner.
"Just like my custody hearings..." Milhouse sighed.
Bart grimaced at him.
"Myra, can you help me out here?" Bart begged the P.A.
"Forget it. This used to be a croissandwich. Now it's a ham and cheese car crash." He ruined Myra's lunch with the steam.
"Oh Yahweh! It's not kosher!" Jurkle, Oscar's jewish friend screamed.
Oscar winced.
"Yes, thank you, Myra." said Skinner.
Later, Oscar now Bored was playing with a Newton swinging ball thing when Homer and Marge arrived.
"What did you do now Boy..." Homer seethed.
"Mr and Mrs Simpson, Bart is responsible for current extreme humidity and steam in the school after somehow getting ahold of the steam tunnels key." said Skinner.
Marge sighed disappointed.
"Oscar and Milhouse were his usual accomplices..."
"Did you pack ham for lunch today Skinner?" Oscar asked.
"Why yes, Why?" Skinner asked.
"Because it's now probably steamed... Gahahahaha!" said Oscar laughing.
The Simpsons groaned.
...
"To highlight the seriousness of this matter Super Intendant Chalmers is on Video Link." said Skinner. Chalmers was on webcam.
"And I am on video link with State Comptroller Atkins." said Chalmers. The comptroller with glasses from Lisaitis was on Web cam too.
"He's on the Atkins diet... Hehehehehe..." Oscar chuckled.
Bart groaned.
"I am at a loss Mr and Mrs Simpson, As you both are. We've tried expelling Bart, Medication... Musical instruments..." Skinner sighed.
"I could throttle him." said Homer.
Skinner gave him a very concerned glare and steepled his hands under his chin.
Homer whimpered. "I uh mean uh... I'd never physically harm my boy!"
"Skinnnnnner!" Chalmers yelled.
"Hehehehe! Th Tv is mad at you..." said Homer.
"So what? The Tv at home got mad at me once..." said Oscar.
Homer gave him the stink eye look as if he found what he was saying was weird.
"Wait I've got it. I'll send Bart here. Homeward Bound reforming camp for young delinquents." said Skinner.
"You're sending him to that live action movie about the talking animals?!" Homer gasped.
Bart face palmed frustrated.
Oscar laughed.
"Uh no... It's a tough love camp with a harsh camp councillor who will mould the disruptive behaviour out of Bart." said Skinner.
"And the talking animals..." said Homer...
Skinner sighed.
They looked at the leaflet. "Hey this might straighten the boy out! They've got long walks with sticks... climbing ropes... Oh and high five-ing a black kid!" said Homer.
"Dad I do all those things already! We take gym, I get regular exercise going to the national park and my friend Lewis is a black..." said Bart.
"Then why isn't it working!" Homer yelled.
A pigeon flew in through the collapsed wall that once had a window and landed on Skinner's desk.
"Oh my god! Birdzilla returns!" Oscar yelled.
Bart winced at him.
"Well it is agreed? Bart shall attend Homeward Bound." said Skinner.
"Agreed. but no talking animals." said Homer.
Bart groaned. Skinner recorded him.
"Ah, a new ring tone for my Cell!" said Skinner. He played back Bart's sad groan.
Marge gawked at him wanting Bart's sad moan as a ring tone.
...
At home. Lisa was now furious at Bart.
"Baaaaaaart!" She screamed. Bart groaned. "Look what your stupid prank with the steam valves did to my saxophone!" Her saxophone was rusted. She tried to play it but it sounded out of tune. Lisa wept.
Marge frowned at Bart.
"I thought the results of Bart's prank was hilarious..." Oscar chuckled.
Bart smirked and tousled his brown, flea infested hair.
"Oz I think We need to talk... alone!" Lisa seethed.
"Oooooooooooh!" Oscar made a sassy sound.
Bart laughed. Marge frowned at him.
Hugo came in eating fish heads from his fish head bucket.
"Anyway We're all disappointed in you Bar-" said Marge but she was interrupted by Hugo chewing on his fish heads.
"Other Boy eat those somewhere else! We're telling Bart off!" said Homer.
Hugo sighed and went off with his fish heads.
Moe's.
"Hey, guys. I have to put the boy on a plane to soul-crushing camp. Then I'll be back to go to Vegas." said Homer to his friends.
"Dad, if you take me to Vegas, I'll teach you how to cheat at blackjack." said Bart.
"Hmmmmmm! Good idea Boy!" said Homer.
"Homer no!" Marge nagged.
Oscar glared at her with red demonic eyes. "Uh on second thoughts take Bart to Vegas, have some fun dear." Marge stammered.
Lisa glared at Oscar.
On the coach to Vegas.
Tracy Ullman Homer appeared. Current Homer screamed.
"Grrrrrrr! Homer be a father! send Bart to Homeward Bound!" said Tracy Ullman Homer.
"What happened to my voice?! Did I have bronchitis?" Homer asked his past self.
Tracy Ullman Homer growled.
Serious Homer, Homer dressed in camouflage carrying a gun stared sharply while stood in a disciplined pose. "Obey! Take Bart to Homeward Bound. Yes commander." said Serious Homer.
"Oh come on Homer! let's party..." said Fun Homer drunk.
"Hmmmmm..." Homer pondered.
...
At the airport.
"One child to Portland!" said Homer. He laughed. "He's your problem now!"
Bart sighed,
The clerk was going through Bart's flight history. He got banned from flying.
"It seems he was our problem before." said the clerk.
(BEEPING)
"Your son is on the "no fly" list."
"Why, there must be some mistake." said Homer chuckling nervously.
"There's no mistake. It seems the last time he flew unescorted..." said the clerk.
Bart once flew alone to Atlanta for some reason.
"And here we are in Atlanta. Please keep your seatbelt fastened until we have come to a complete stop." said the Pilot.
"No one tells me what to do!" Bart undid his seatbelt. A siren went off.
"Oh great Seat 335! Now we have to fly back home!" said tge pilot annoyed.
Everyone yelled at Bart.
In the present Homer groaned.
"Actually Bart got banned from flying because he Aloha Snackbar'd on the plane..." said Oscar.
"No I did not do that..." Bart frowned.
"Well Dad guess I can't go to Portland..." Bart said Smugly.
""I'll drive you to Oregon myself if I have to!" Homer seethed.
"What? And miss Vegas?" Bart said Smugly.
Well uh..." Oscar used his hypnotic mind powers on him. "Oh fine... But find a friend to stay with. I don't want your mother finding out about this..." Homer sighed.
Serious Homer seethed. "Insubordination Private?! I'll sort out that attitude of yours!"
Caveman Homer clubbed him on the head.
Bart left the airport and made plans to hitch hike to Nelsons.
Plot 3
Meanwhile at home.
"While the boys are gone, we'll sell all their useless junk and replace it with knickknacks and curios!" said Marge.
"And I'll have more space in the attic!" said Hugo.
"Yes dear." said Marge.
"Knick-knack, Paddywack... Give a dog a-" Oscar sang.
Marge, Hugo and Lisa gave him a deadpan look.
"Also Curios is a spell I have to learn at Hogwarts..." said Oscar.
The Simpsons sighed.
"I already made up a yard sale sign." said Lisa. She made a Yard sale sign.
"You know your father saved every book report he ever wrote?" said Marge. "And every one was Stuart Little."
Oscar laughed.
Lisa sighed exasperated.
"Mmm... Mmm..." Marge hummed absentmindedly. "Not to mention this PowerPoint demonstration he did just last week."
Oscar laughed.
Hugo groaned.
Lisa found a bag of doll heads. "My Malibu Stacy heads! I blamed the dog for burying them! I didn't pet him for months!"
The dog whined.
"Ugh... Why is he still jeeping all this oestrogen..." Marge sighed. Female hormone pills...
"Let me have those! I want feed them to Hugey and see what happens!" Oscar said excited.
"Oz for the last time! No! I am not planning to have a sex change!" Hugo groaned.
Marge and Lisa grimaced baffled by Oscar's weird obsessions.
"Ugh so many wire hangers..." said Marge going through the junk.
"No more wire hangers!" Mommy Dearest yelled.
Lisa winced.
"This is not a person! This is an animal!" Oscar yelled pointing to Stuart Little.
Lisa sighed.
...
Las Vegas.
Cheery music plays as Moe and the barflies arrive at Vegas, with the glowing lights and neon signs etc.
"All the cardsharps, bottom dealers and shills. Remember when I was a casino blackjack dealer?" said Homer.
"Yes Dad..." Bart sighed.
"Oh! Would you like to be in the audience for my infomercial?" asked Joan Rivers.
"Uh..." Homer jabbered.
"Help me! My daughter's not talented!" Joan cried.
Bart winced.
"Oh Look! Jack Nicholson!" said Homer. Jack Nicholson was holding a white door with a large hole chopped through it. Jack was leering through the hole.
"Heeeeeeeereeeee's Jacky!" He grinned evilly because he often plays bad guys in movies.
Bart winced.
"Let's go in a casino!" said Homer.
Elsewhere where Strict Homer wins... boooooorriiiiing!
Homer was driving Bart to Oregon.
"Stupid Bart makes me drive to Oregon. Home of unspoiled forest, birthplace of Matt Greening." Homer moaned.
Outside is Matt Groening's house, They drive past it.
"Dad, neither of us want to go. Why are you doing this? Bart sighed..
Homer was driving.
"Where's the old carefree Homer who likes to cut loose?" Bart sighed.
"I'll cut loose!" said Oscar. He farted loudly.
"Eeeeeeew! Oz..." Bart groaned.
"You mean Fun Homer? I'm afraid Serious Homer has him locked up till you're at your snooty torture camp." said Homer.
"Fight back, Fun Homer! Together we can win!" Bart begged.
"It's no use." said Homer.
Inside a white void, Fun Homer with a beanie hat on is trapped in a force field with Strict Homer guarding him.
"Oh, come on, Serious Homer, let me out! We'll get a monkey drunk and push him down the stairs!" said Fun Homer.
Suddenly that got through to Homer.
"You're right boy! Let's go to Vegas and push a monkey down the stairs!" said Homer.
"Uh..." Bart was uncomfortable with such a prank.
...
At home. Marge seethed and put down the house phone sharply.
Lisa was reading a book.
"That was Homeward Bound, Portland. Bart didn't arrive..." Marge seethed.
Lisa sighed.
Las Vegas.
Homer was at a blackjack table.
"Hit me." He got another card. "Hit me."
"Dad no!" Bart groaned.
"Hit me." Homer wanted another card.
"Sir... You're bust... Your hand is 27..." said the Blackjack dealer.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
At home.
"I get all of Bart's action figures, Homer's treasured "Mr. Plow"jacket, and these Power Rangers Underoos which I am already wearing for only $3.95." asked Comic Book Guy at Marge's yard sale.
"That's right." said Marge.
"Give me five minutes alone with your fridge and you have a deal." said Comic Book Guy.
Marge sighed. "Fine..."
Las Vegas, a fancy casino's foyer.
"And timbeeeeeerrrr!" Homer threw a drunk monkey down the foyer stairs.
People gasped as the poor creature tumbled down the stairs.
Bart winced. He didn't find tge idea of pushing a drunk monkey down the stairs to be funny.
They then went to the craps table. Oscar took the name of the card game literally and tried to defecate on the table.
"Oz no! No nononono no!" Bart yelled.
Elsewhere, Snake was driving Little Bandit around.
"Oooooh dude! The wind is in my hair..." said the career criminal driving about, possibly over the speed limit.
He passed a bank. He pulled back up at it. "Ah! Show time!" Obviously he robs it...
At a casino Homer drinks cocktails.
...
At Geezer Rock. A giant old stone face that Homer carelessly destroys in Fraudcast News.
"State your business traveller." said the giant stone face to Oscar.
"Holy macaroni! A sentient, talking cliff!" Oscar gasped.
"I once got trapped in a sentient cave." said Aladdin. It's true! The giant sand tiger head!
Oscar winced at Aladdin.
Van Houten house. Milhouse receives his punishment.
"Suspended for a week?! I am not at all impressed Milhouse!" Luanne frowned.
"Yeah son, these cries for attention to distract us from our arguments over you have to stop." said Kirk.
"This is all because you're not around enough to be his father!" Luanne spat.
"You keep moving away!" said Kirk.
"Go to your room Baby bear, I'll decide your punishment later..." said Luanne to Milhouse. Milhouse went to his room.
National park forest.
"Are you gonna tell the story properly or just continue being a jerk because you like Bart..." Teddy sighed annoyed to Oscar.
Oscar snapped his fingers, a full size house made of bacon fell on Teddy.
Teddy groaned.
A raccoon chittered.
"Oh look a raccoon!" said Oscar. More raccoons arrive... "Uh oh..."
Van Houten house.
Milhouse was dressed in one of those cutesy teddy bear hooded jacket things Martin wore in Wild Bart when Bart was punished with a back to nature survival outing with Martin and Groundskeeper Willie.
"There, you have to wear that outfit all week." said Luanne. "And diapers instead of underwear.
Milhouse winced.
Mom left him to play in his room, he shrugged and played with his toys, crinkling because of his diaper.
The forest. Oscar and Teddy were surrounded by snarling raccoons.
"Holy moly!" Oscar screamed.
"Give us the medallion!" said the evil raccoon from Disney's Brother Bear 2.
...
Simpsons house, attic.
"Oh look a Monkee's lunchbox." said Lisa. "Mom was this yours?"
"Yes, But kids made fun of me for it and a mean little girl traumatised me by saying that wasn't Davy Jones's real hat." said Marge.
"For some reason Oscar wrote me having the same memory in Season 8..." said Lisa.
Hugo was eating fish heads.
"Ugh... Of course it's the attic so Hugo would obviously be up here..." said Lisa.
A casino, in Vegas.
"Hey Homer, look what I got!" said Lenny. He had a diamond in his navel/belly.
"Okay that's just weird..." said Homer.
"Oh that's nothing... Look what I got back from R'lyeh!" said Oscar. He lifted up his sweater, a tentacle slithered out of his belly and wiggled about before retreating.
Bart winced grossed out at him.
A monkey was in a leg cast with his arm in a sling and patched up. He looked annoyed.
"What's up with him?" Oscar asked.
"Uh..." said Homer not wanting to answer. "Sideshow Bob did it."
Oscar face palmed. "You dimwit! You think Bob is behind every cat stuck up a tree!"
"Hey leave the kitty cats out of this!" said Homer.
Bart sighed.
Van Houten house, Milhouse's room.
The Curious Bear Cub appeared in a flash.
"Leaping lizards!" Milhouse gasped.
The cart green bear sang. "I am the very model of a cartoon individual,..."
Milhouse winced.
"My animation's comical and usual and whimsical." The bear cub clobbered himself with a wooden mallet.
"Uh... Why are you here..." Milhouse asked.
"Your Mom hired me to babysit you. Oh and your grounded too, shucks tough break pal..." said the cartoon green bear cub.
Milhouse sighed.
...
Home.
Homer and Bart came back from Vegas. "Honey, I'm home!"
Marge had a face like thunder as she had her arms crossed flexing her long fingers agitated.
"Honey?" Homer gulped.
"You were supposed to be taking Bart to Homeward Bound, Portland!" Marge yelled.
"B-b-but Vegas!" Homer stammered.
"Homer J Simpson!" Marge yelled. "Your duties as a father come first! Bart did a very bad thing at school! He must be punished!"
Bart glared defiantly at her.
"Well I want a bacon house and a guy made of bacon..." said Homer sulking like a kid.
"TAKE BART TO HOMEWARD BOUND REFORM CAMP!" Marge yelled.
Homer sighed.
Plot 4