Easter Ender It's Easter and Bart eats too much chocolate and gets addicted. At chocolate rehab he encounters Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold and Tom the screaming fish from Spongebob.
Then Bart gets really fat and has a heart attack.
Plot
Bart's alarm went off. It was Easter Sunday. That meant chocolate!
"Chocolate!" He said in a demented manner.
As everyone slept all that could be heard was Bart repeatedly chanting "Chocolate!Chocolate!Chocolate!" Until his words melted together. Kinda like how chocolate melts.
He soon woke Oscar. Oscar yawned as he stretched and woke up.
"Chocolate!Chocolate!Chocolate!" Bart was running about Like Billy from Grim Adventures when he does that "Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!" thing.
Oscar sighed. "It's Easter, I get it..."
"Chocolate! Gimme now!" Bart said in a childish manner.
Oscar winced.
"Bart go back to bed..." said Oscar tired.
"I can't..." said Bart calming down.
"Why?"
"Because of that..." said Bart. He pointed in his room. Hugo wearing a straightjacket was perched on the front board of the bed, at its bottom end. Hugo was chewing on a fish head and looked really creepy.
"I see..." said Oscar.
At breakfast everyone sat down to eat.
"Chocolate!Chocolate!Chocolate!" Bart was running about hyperactive obsessed with chocolate.
"No Bart, breakfast now, chocolate later." said Marge.
"Chocolate!" Bart said in a feral, unword-like manner.
"Ugh... Every easter..." Homer sighed.
"I cooked up a lovely ham this year." said Marge.
"You Americans and ham on Easter..." Oscar winced.
"And..." Marge replied.
"My bud Jurkle can't eat ham! He's Jewish! So I can't invite him round." said Oscar.
"I wish you kids would inform me in advance before you invite friends round..." said Marge.
Lisa was eating her vegetarian breakfast.
"Besides, Today is supposed to be about our lord returning from the dead! Not about chocolate!" said Marge serving Homer an extra helping of fried food.
Homer was delighted to receive more food and gluttonously ate.
"Coooooooll! So Jesus came back as a zombie?!" Oscar cooed.
"No!" said Marge offended.
...
Everyone is getting ready for church.
"Bart are you dressed? Time to comb your hair..." Marge sighed.
Bart somehow obtained a chocolate egg from somewhere and was eating it. "Choco choco chocwate!" He muttered while eating.
Oscar winced. Unnerved by his obsessed state.
"I like chocolate!" said Bart.
"I see..." said Oscar.
"Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!" Bart repeated.
"You're obsessed with chocolate..." said Oscar.
"Chocolate!" Bart babbled.
Marge came in to find him in his church clothes eating chocolate. "Oh my! Bartholomew! Not while in your freshly ironed church clothes! Ugh! You've got chocolate down them!"
Bart had melted chocolate round his mouth and down his shirt somehow.
"Hehehehe! Bartholomew..." Oscar laughed.
"Ugh! You've got chocolate round your moosh... hold still!" Marge wiped his mouth with a wet napkin.
"Mom!" Bart groaned.
Oscar laughed.
At church. Marge sighed depressed as Bart was still catholic and Lisa was still buddhist, their spaces on the pew the family sat together at remained empty.
Homer annoyed Lovejoy by donating another chocolate bunny to the money tray.
"Homer no! That's heinous!" said Marge.
"What? It's Easter..." said Homer.
Marge sighed.
Lovejoy gasped. "Who donated this blasphemous idol?!" He was shocked to find a chocolate bunny was donated instead of cash.
Homer gulped as everyone glared at him.
"I will have to give another reading from the bible!" said Lovejoy.
Everyone groaned bored.
"In the beginning..." said Lovejoy. We cut to the garden of Eden, Iron Butterfly are playing.
"Now Homer don't eat from this tree." said Ned as God.
"Fine..." said Homer as Adam, the first man.
However Adam and Eve were tempted by a snake, played by Snake Jailbird and I've already told this story, it didn't end happily ever after...
...
Cathedral. Bart is bored at Mass. Father Sean soon livened things up.
The mother superior gasped as Father Sean was having a lightsaber duel against Darth Maul again...
Bart winced.
Then in class he misbehaved so the nun teacher rapped his hands with a foot ruler.
"Ow!" Bart whined. "Fine! I will sit 28 centimetres away from you then!"
"A foot is 30 centimetres you clod!" The nun yelled. she hit him with the ruler again.
"Ow!" Bart whined.
Richard Gere's temple.
Lisa and Richard are having an Easter Egg hunt.
"Geheheheheeeeeh!" Peter Griffin arrived to annoy them again.
Lisa sighed.
"I know where you hid an egg Richard..." said Peter.
"Peter I swear if you say up my butt again..." Richard Gere seethed.
Lisa sighed.
Springfield Synagogue.
"Hey hey kids! Hooahahahaha!" Krusty laughed as he got up to read from the torah on Passover. Jews don't celebrate Easter they celebrate Passover.
"Krusty this is serious..." said Rabbi Krustofski.
Jurkle sat in the pews with his parents. His mother was discussing recipes for unleavened bread. Bread made without yeast.
Oscar escaped church again while everyone fell asleep from being bored by Lovejoy reading from the bible again. He wandered into the Synagogue.
Everyone muttered.
"Oz why are you here?" Jurkle asked.
"I brought you a cola!" Oscar had a can of cola pop.
"Oz that is not kosher during Passover! Because of the corn syrup!" said Jurkle. He rolled his eyes annoyed at Oscar's ignorance.
"Hey hey hey! I just got back all the way from Smolensk!" said Krusty.
"Hehehehe! funny place names..." said Oscar chuckling.
Later after everyone's day of worship finishes.
"Gee that lecture about idolatry was boring..." Homer yawned as the Simpsons left church.
Outside it was the apocalypse again... Ie raining fire and the four horsemen etc.
"Uh guys... it's the apocalypse again..." Hugo sighed.
Marge mumbled.
...
At home. Marge tried to give the Easter eggs to the local orphans Patches and Poor Violet.
"No! You bought them for us!" Bart whined.
Oscar sighed. "Everyone take a chocolate egg." He gave everyone a chocolate egg.
"Oscar I don't want to do eggs this year! Bart gets obsessed and weird when he has chocolate!" said Marge.
"Chocwate!" Bart babbled.
"And Homer eats like a pig!" said Marge.
Homer huffed offended.
Oscar glared at her with red demonic eyes.
"Fine... Kids have your Easter eggs... Sorry Patches and Poor Violet." Marge sighed giving her kids back their eggs.
The two scruffy dressed orphans sobbed.
"Oz..." Lisa frowned.
"What? They should get themselves adopted then..." said Oscar.
"How comes you got adopted and they didn't?" Lisa asked.
"Because I'm cute..." Oscar grinned.
"Right..." said Lisa.
"Homer where did you get that chocolate bunny from that you donated at church today?" Marge asked.
"A dumpster." said Homer.
"Ugh..." Marge groaned.
"Some little cartoon clown things were gnawing on it." said Homer.
"Oz stop with the Killer Klowns references!" Bart groaned.
"Hehehehe... Dumpster clowns..." Oscar laughed.
A cartoon rabbit hopped into the lounge. "I'm the Easter Bunny." He said in a gay Ed Wynn voice.
"Laaaaame!" Bart groaned.
Lisa frowned at him.
"I am here to hand out chocolate eggs!" said the cartoon rabbit.
"Well I fancy rabbit stew." said Homer pointing a shotgun at the Easter Bunny.
"Dad no!" Lisa whined.
...
Meanwhile in the depths of Hell. Damien is inspecting his father's legions of demons and the damned.
"Go go Demon Team!" said a Hell Baron.
"Go go Gadget Copter!" said Oscar.
Damien sighed exasperated.
"Hi!" Oscar teleported back to the world of the living.
Satan's throne room. The unholy one saw it was Easter today. "Ah such Gluttony today... the mortals forget the true meaning of this holiday..."
The Simpsons house.
"Thanks for fixing the porch light Ned." said Marge.
"No problem diddly blemo!" said Ned.
Homer scoffed.
"Homer I asked you to fix the porch light and you spent all winter sleeping!
"Oscar's teddy bear thing gets to sleep all winter..." Homer whined.
"He hibernates!" Oscar frowned.
"Dad feels belittled by Mr Flanders filling his role as a handyman." said Lisa.
"He's not the only dad to feel that way..." said Hugo.
Across Springfield.
"Thanks of fixing the bathroom window Troy McClure." said a lady.
"And thank you for the cookies Jennifer..." said Troy McClure.
"PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! NOW!" Arnold Schwarzenegger yelled.
Back at the Simpsons, Bart winced.
"If you sit on an Easter Egg, it hatches and makes a Tooth Fairy!" said Ralph.
"Totally different characters of childish imagination Ralph..." Bart sighed.
"Stop ruining my belief in blasphemous cartoon holiday mascots!" Oscar yelled.
"Well Sweetie, it may be blasphemy to the Reverend but it is cute." Marge smiles to Oscar.
Lisa gawked at the cartoon Easter Bunny.
"So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket."
"I thought you said you had no friends..." said Oscar.
"She hasn't started forgetting about her friends or saying they don't count yet..." said Graggle.
Bart groaned embarrassed by the presence of the cartoon holiday masot.
...
Then Grampa arrived.
"Ugh... Hi Grampa..." said Bart.
Grampa told one of his ridiculous stories again. This one was about Teddy Roosevelt, A jackelope called El Guapo and then the whole thing descended into cartoon about Bugs Bunny...
Bart groaned.
Plot 2
The next morning.
"Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!" Bart chanted.
This morning Oscar was insisting on being a baby.
"That means he's wearing a diaper..." said Teddy. Oscar is clad in only a diaper. his diaper crinkles.
"And my bed has bars so I need help getting out of it." said Oscar.
"Chocolate!" said Bart coming in.
"Bart be a pal and help me out of my crib." said Oscar.
"Chocolate!" Bart repeated obsessed.
Oscar sighed.
Bart ran off in his pyjamas repeatedly saying chocolate.
"Bart get ready fir school!" said Marge.
"Yeah it's not a national holiday in the States!" said Homer.
"Oh yeah..." said Oscar still in his crib.
Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar farted.
"Eeeeeugh! real nice Oz..." Teddy groaned.
Oscar laughed.
At Breakfast Homer was talking to a zombie.
"Oh come on Maurice! Live a little!"
"I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now." said the zombie.
Bart winced.
"Marge do you have time to fry me a-" said Homer.
"Homer no! It's bad for you to eat so much fried stuff!" said Marge. "Bart's getting tubby again!"
Bart blushed and ate pop tarts.
"You're a disgrace to this family!" said Homer stealing his pop-tarts.
"Homer! Give them back to him!" Marge nagged.
The kids go to school.
"Lay off the chocolate dear..." said Marge to Bart seeing him off to school.
"Chocolate!" Bart babbled.
Marge sighed.
"Uh guys... Baby needs help getting out of his crib..." Oscar called from upstairs.
Marge sighed.
...
School.
"Come on, come on children! Don't be tardy." said Skinner as the kids enter the school.
"Hehehehe! Tardy..." Bart chuckled.
Oscar socked him in the gut. "Ow! My pancreas!" Bart groaned.
Skinner then thought about Nam.
Young Skinner and Rambo were being shot at by the Vietcong.
"Wait Rambo was never in my platoon! He's a fictional character!" said Skinner waking from his day dream.
"Yes but the Rambo films are cool..." said Oscar impressed.
"They're also overly violent and historically inaccurate... There was never a one man army killing machine who went off on his own and single handedly won the Vietnam war! We lost! Badly!" said Skinner.
"Yes well um... run along off to class sonny. Your principal and I have some important things to discuss..." said Super Intendant Chalmers sending Oscar off to class.
"Is this about the new vending machines?" Skinner asked.
"That and can you please stop passing off Krusty burgers as your own cooking! Why didn't you say you burnt the roast?!" said Chalmers.
"Well uh... Oh look! Aurora borealis!" said Skinner.
An empty classroom with banners reading Chocolate rehab. Bart enters the room. there are plastic chairs in a circle.
"Take a seat Bart." said Oscar.
Bart sighed and did so.
After Bart came Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold!
"Chocolate." said Chocolate boy. He had rather a lot of melted chocolate smooshed around his mouth, spreading across his cheeks and staining bis shirt.
Oscar grimaced in disgust. "Keep him away from me..."
"Oz some of the kindergarteners and uh Ralph are messy eaters..." said Bart.
Chocolate Boy snorted trying to clear his sinuses of mucus.
"Ugh! Get him a tissue!" Oscar groaned.
"Oz you snort when you have a cold too..." said Bart.
Oscar sighed. The ground shook from tremors.
"Springfield's not in a tremor zone is it?" Oscar gulped.
However the shaking wasn't an earthquake. Tom the chocolate obsessed fish walked in. "Is this the right room?"
"Yes Tom, take a seat." said Oscar.
...
Second Grade. They are making Easter cards.
"And remember class. You must send each other one, even Ralph..." said Miss Hoover.
Ralph was eating a crayon.
Miss Hoover sighed.
Lisa is colouring in. "And I'll colour the egg in blue..."
Üter was passing the empty class room where Oscar was holding chocolate rehab. "Mmmmmm... Schokolade..." The fat German kid was eating chocolate.
Oscar caught him with a butterfly net.
"Hilfe! I am not addicted!" Üter cried.
"Yeah sure..." said Oscar.
"Oz you eat loads of chocolate..." said Bart.
"Shut up!" Oscar snapped unable to find a retort.
"Did you say chocolate?" asked Tom.
"Oh shoot!" Oscar gulped.
"Chocolate! Chocolate! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!" Tom the fish screamed about chocolate loudly.
Oscar sighed.
Inane Brian's house. The mailman delivers some letters to his American letter box. Unlike in Blighty, doors do not have letterbox holes. the mailbox sits in the yard.
However Brian pops out of the letter box "Hi Mail man!" He greets the mail man.
The mail man screams and flees.
"Okay..." said Brian. He read his mail.
"Bill, bill, bill, pet bill, pet bill... Oh a magazine!"
He screamed and his eyes leapt out if his sockets on optic muscles in a cartoon fashion. "Aaaaaaaagh! They're naked!"
"Uh that's my mail..." His neighbour took his dirty magazine...
"My eyes!" Brian screamed.
"Sheesh I haven't heard you scream that ever since you accidentally saw Oscar's diaper cartoons..." said Ace. "Anyway we're supposed to be in school..."
"I have measles." Brian replied. "And you're nocturnal because you're a vampire..."
Chocolate rehab.
"CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!" Tom the fish screamed.
Oscar sighed.
...
School. Cafeteria.
"Right that's it Simpson! I'm giving you a wedgie!" Nelson chased Bart.
Bart fished out a fancy document with a ribbon. It read "Nelson Muntz: Armistice treaty."
"Oh crumbs! Uh... sorry old bean!" said Nelson before leaving him alone.
Dolph shrugged.
"They signed a treaty back in Season 1 remember?" Jimbo explained. Ie that episode where Nelson kept beating Bart up.
"Yeah well we didn't sign no treaty! Let's get him!" said Dolph.
Jimbo and his friends chased Bart.
"Why does this school have so many bullies?!" Bart cried as be fled with Milhouse.
"It's no use Bart! Just take your wedgie like a man!" said Milhouse.
Lewis had chicken for lunch.
"He has chicken! Gahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
Bart winced.
"Bart..." Milhouse sighed.
"I don't want a crushed coccyx from receiving another another atomic wedgie!" Bart continued dragging him along.
"Fine... I'll give you a Melvin..." said Jimbo..." A frontal wedgie.
"Uh I might want to be a Dad some day!" Bart cried.
Milhouse panted.
"Milhouse what's your dessert today?" Bart asked.
"Candy bar." said Milhouse holding a big candy bar.
"Bingo!" Bart took it.
"I was saving that for class!" Milhouse cried.
"Do not eat in class!" Hugo yelled.
Bart rolled his eyes at his studious twin.
"Milhouse do you want your underwear riding far up your ass?!" Bart asked. Ie from a wedgie.
Milhouse said nothing.
Bart hurled the candy bar at Üter.
"Ooooooh! Schokolade!" said Üter.
"Watch Jimbo..." Bart grinned.
Üter picked up the candy bar.
His pants ripped... Everyone saw his cartoonish red spotted laughed.
Üter blushed.
"Nice one Simpson! If there's one thing better than handing out wedgies it's mocking fat kids for tearing their pants!"
Lisa felt sorry for Üter.
...
After lunch.
"Bart how could you?! Üter is very sensitive about his weight!" Lisa yelled.
"Why does he keep eating so much then?!" Bart retorted.
"Bart eating disorders are very complicated! Üter is probably depressed about something!" Lisa nagged.
"No he's not! He's always jolly!" said Bart.
Lisa seethed.
Üter sobbed while eating Milhouse's chocolate.
"Look I was gonna get a wedgie!" said Bart.
"Take martial arts classes then!" Lisa yelled.
"No! All learning is geeky!" said Bart.
Lisa seethed.
"And Martial arts has turned Oscar into a killer! He once broke Jimbo's neck!" Bart yelled.
Lisa gulped.
Chocolate rehab, second session.
"CHOCOLAAAAAAATE!" Tom screamed.
Oscar hushed him.
"Okay Üter is too upset to come in to today's session." said Oscar.
"I am not addicted to chocolate. I just get a little zany every Easter..." said Bart.
"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!" Tom screamed.
Oscar face palmed.
"Now you know how I feel dealing with you screaming random things..." Bart sighed.
"Anyway..." said Oscar. Chocolate boy was loudly slurping his soda cup with a straw. Oscar glared at him.
Then Killua Zoldyck from Hunter X Hunter arrived.
"I'm here because I loooooove chocolate robots!" said Killua.
"Kali Maaaaaaaaaaaa!" Oscar rasped.
"Oz..." Bart groaned.
"Yes I get it strange kid... I once pulled out a guy's heart..." Killua sighed...
"Kali Maaaaaaaaa..." Oscar rasped.
Bart sighed.
"Is he alright in the head?" Chocolate boy asked.
"I dunno Chocolate Boy..." Bart sighed.
Plot 3
At Home, dinner time.
"And Then Bart left Üter crying!" Lisa ranted.
"And..." said Homer eating.
"Dad you are no skinny Minnie yourself! You should be outraged at Bart being a well um larger man..." said Lisa.
"Lisa dear, fat kids are funny. obesity in adults is tragic..." said Homer.
Lisa seethed.
"Homer that is the stupidest thing you have ever said!" Marge said sharply. "Üter's size is no laughing matter!"
"He reminds me of Augustus Gloop..." said Oscar.
"Which annoys him Oz..." said Lisa.
They had pork chops and mash for dinner.
Bart somehow managed to eat all the pork chops and mash.
He belched.
"Okay..." said Lisa.
"Porkus Morkus." Oscar waved his magic wand. More pork chops appeared.
Homer was delighted.
"Also it's kind to nature, because the chops just suddenly exist despite the rules on creating matter from nothing..." said Oscar.
"I am still not eating those..." said Lisa.
Oscar then spoke about evil ducks again. Yes the evil ducks...
Bart face palmed.
"Negaduck from Darkwing Duck was pretty evil..." said Homer.
Bart winced.
"What? You pick these things up given Oscar is always watching Disney cartoons..." said Homer.
"Let's get dangerous!" Oscar cheered.
"Oz... grow up..." Bart sighed.
Marge sighed.
Grampa came in. "Childhood obesity eh? Too much pie that's his problem..." said Grampa about Üter.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled with joy.
Everyone groaned.
"I need a lie down..." Bart sighed.
...
Bart had a nap.
His family went to the Singing Sirloin. In a comic it was because Bart ate all the pork chops.
However in my fanon they were refused entry, because of Homer's credit cards not working and him trying to flee.
"Tell them Mary Kay!" The waiters sang.
The Simpsons sighed as she sang Hit the road Jack.
Bart at home slept and had a dream.
He woke up one day extremely fat!
"Ay carumba!" He gasped.
He hobbled and jiggled down to breakfast. the stairs creaked under him.
Then he smashed a hole in a door frame because it was too small for him to fit through.
"Morning sweetie." said Marge.
"Oh momma! You so faaaaat!" Oscar laughed at Bart.
"Oscar..." Marge sighed.
"Ey fatty boom boom..." Oscar sang.
Bart frowned.
He greedily ate all the food.
"I'm impressed! The boy is taking after me!" said Homer.
"Bart save some food for us!" Lisa whined.
"It's like living with John Goodman..." said Oscar.
"Oscar John Goodman doesn't eat all the food like in that Family Guy cutaway..." Lisa sighed.
"You can have what's left!" said Bart.
They go to school hungry, except Bart who is very full.
"And here's your lunches. No Bart! You may not eat everyone else's lunch!" Marge had to stop Bart snatching the lunches.
Fat Bart sighed.
"Marge let me and the boy stay at home eating..." Homer sighed.
"No!" said Marge.
"Come on Moby Dick..." said Oscar mocking Bart.
Bart waddled off to school. Oscar started playing Baby elephant walk on his Mypod.
Marge sighed.
...
The bus. Everyone gets on. The bus sags when Bart gets on.
"Okay who brought on with them a baby elephant..." Otto asked.
"No one Otto, Bart just got really, really fat..." said Lisa.
Fat Bart sighed.
"Well he'll have to sit on his own at the back." said Otto.
Bart sat on his own.
"This bus can't carry any more fat kids after Ham and Üter..." said Otto.
Also in some cartoons Üter and Ham are the same character. Ie the Fat German kid is also a nerd.
School.
"Seymour it's not my birthday... You know I'm A (Star sign too close to someone in my life.) and you're a (My star sign.)l
"Wow! Just like me and my sister Bigmouth Tamaki., said Oscar.
"Off to class Oscar..." said Skinner.
Bart waddled in.
"Ye gods! Is that Simpson?!"
"Yes Seymour... Except he is a lot fatter..." said Chalmers.
Fourth grade class, morning lessons.
Bart sat down. His chair snapped and collapsed under him.
Nelson laughed. "Haw! Haw!"
Edna sighed.
"Anyway class..." She started today's lesson.
Power Plant.
"Homer why so glum?" Lenny asked.
"Well Lenny, The boy woke up suddenly fat today. I wanted to spend the day eating with him but the wife said no." said Homer.
Lenny gawked at him.
"Homer I think we're in a dream..." said Carl. There were blue monkey aliens...
Homer sighed drinking his morning coffee.
Town. Graggle went fora walk.
Everyone gasped or screamed or fainted. Because he was stark naked!
"Okay Graggle that's it! You've been warned!" Wiggum arrested him for being naked.