Deadpool: Heyo mis amigos! Apparently, I have a lot on my schedule now since I have something called a "stable job". Yeah, Kronii put me in full time. Eh, it's a break from my Merc Work, but I'm the Merc with a Mouth! Not the Scientist who speaks a lot! First before we get down to business… responding to reviews!
G-Man 2.0 & thenewsubwayguy: Don't worry about a thing, G-Maniac and Subway Surfer. He's my mentor! He's teaching me the ropes on how to keep these timelines running. No worries.
Me: I'm already lucky to still be in Lady Kronii's good graces… Did you mention how if any of these two get screwed up that I'll get pruned from all existence!?
Deadpool: You worry too much, my man. Here. I put in that Johnny Cage International Love mod into MK1 for ya. Go play with your catgirl friend.
Kokonoe: I heard that, Wade!
StaticShock01: Yeah, it was pretty tough to rope those two in. Yujiro wasn't that much interested until I told him that he's only the strongest creature in HIS world. And for Shredder, I had to call in some favors and help the Foot Clan rebuild the Dark Armor.
Now that that's out of the way…
Deadpool burns the review responses
Second Order of Business… THE FIRST 6 OF THE REMAINING 12 NEWCOMERS!
Vilgax (Composite): The Conqueror (Ben 10)
Junko Enoshima: The Ultimate Despair (Danganronpa)
Kazuya Mishima: The Cold-Blooded Oppressor (Tekken)
Desiree: The Genie Ghost (Danny Phantom)
Malos: The Embodiment of Destruction (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)
Tao Fa: The Lord Tensen (Hell's Paradise)
3 MALES AND 3 FEMALES REMAIN TO BE CHOSEN
Third order of Business. CHALLENGE SELECTION IS OPEN AS WELL! Choose your challenges and make them worthy of the contestants. The most gnarly, disturbing challenges you can come up with! Include special guests too! Here's one more as an example!
TRICELL: Create your own BOWs and have them do battle! (Resident Evil 5)
Special Guests: (Excella Gione and Albert Wesker)
And the final order of business… some of the already confirmed contestants volunteered to do auditions.
The film abruptly cuts to Yujiro, standing with his arms crossed.
YUJIRO: I am Yujiro Hanma. The strongest creature in the world. My world at least. I work as a freelance mercenary. There's nothing I love more than the smell of a strong person.
Yujiro's aura alone can be felt through the camera as he grins and goes into his signature stance.
I was promised the strongest challengers, Wade. Don't disappoint me with a bunch of women!
The camera abruptly cuts towards Asa, who is a bit nervous from the looks of it.
ASA MIKATA: Oh, hi. My name's Asa Mikata. I'm a student at Fourth East High School. And I know that the only reason I'm allowed to be on is because of Yoru… so I'll try not to be a problem. Besides, I'd rather have everyone drop dead, anyways.
Asa suddenly goes limp as she then gets up, with two scars on her face and her eyes orange, signifying that Yoru has taken over
YORU: I am Yoru. The War Devil. While I am appalled that I would be chosen to compete alongside… let's see…
She pulls out a list
Two sex-crazed sorceresses, a terrible excuse for a father, the jobber adopted son of the biggest jobber in that Liu Kang's timeline. A living pile of scrap, that Devil knockoff, that demon who was beaten by a rat and some reptilians, the self-proclaimed "strongest creature", the shadow of an android, the B-Rank assassin that only does house calls, and the living proof that all that glitters isn't gold…
But that wish does intrigue me. You see, ever since my friend Nuclear Weapons was eaten by the Chainsaw Devil, my power has weakened, as one of the main reasons that I was feared was erased from existence. Now with the wish, it makes my path much easier! All I have to do is show these pathetic other contestants that I am superior. I will be on top again!
Yoru grabs the head of someone walking by
Yoru: Wade. I will be waiting. And just for you, a little demonstration of my power. Spinal Cord Sword.
Yoru rips off the person's head, turning their spinal cord into a sword, as she swings it at the camera in demonstration, splattering the screen with blood. And with that, the audition ends.
Deadpool: She can make weapons out of whatever she touches!? I LOVE HER!
Looks back at Chaosblade and Kokonoe
You guys done with the first chapter of Dimensional Madness?
Me: You don't rush perfection, Deadpool.
Kokonoe: It's just the intros, kiddo…
Deadpool: It would make you look bad if I posted my next chapter before yours…
Me: Deadpool don't you da-
