Sorry for the large gap and not updating. I had my top two wisdom teeth removed so I've been out of it the past few. I'll probably not be able to make a full blown chapter for another two so I'll just make some omake between them. So i will make them have bits of Truth behind them. and seens that will come but be will be exaggerated for comedic effect.
Jaune was having a great first day of school sure he woke up a bit late But he got to hang out with his friends and eat an amazing breakfast and lunch even. got to try this new cool drink and food called milk and eggs with toast for breakfast and bacon and a side of chocolate milk gift from the great spirits in his opinion. and cheeseburgers with extra ketchup for lunch with a side of fries and more milk.
Pyrrha: So Jaune now that you've realized the gap between you and other students here you may be strong but you haven't unlocked your aura. I suggest that we start a trading regime.. Grumble grumble. A guttural noise originating from Jonah's stomach sounded.
Looking over and concerned, Ren asked Jaune a question that never dawned on him till now. hey Jaune
Ren: remember when you ate all that cheese and drink all that milk Jaune looked over and nodded his head yes. you wouldn't buy any chance to be lactose intolerant would you. The sound of hot methane gas releasing Jaune.
Jaune: What the fuck is lactose. Jaune's hands clamped over his stomach it felt as if a volcano were erupting at him. Sprinting towards the shared bathroom in their dorm desperately pulling on the door knob trying to open it.
nora: Just a minute, Ren-Ren. Nora bellowed out doing her hair. the sensation got worse than Jaune. Banging his hand harder and harder and harder you can begin to see cracks forming on the door.
Jaune: nor for the love of ku open this door please. Jaune begged it felt like he was about to shit him self.
nora: you just had a shower Jaune-jauney so you'll have to wait if you missed anything. Upon hearing this from the door and feeling something come up Jaune Proceeded to grab the door by its hinges and rip it off. Nora turned around only to see a giant hand grab her face and throw her towards the rest of the group. as Jaune Made his way and sat down. He let out what could only be considered a jet turbine lifting off, shaking the entire School sending alarms for earthquake alerts all around the school. As the rest of Jaune's team recovered the smell hit them and it smelled like a sewage line I just broke in the middle of the city. They race to get out of the room leaving a crying Jaune to himself for the rest of the day. Crying for his mama he'd always been a mama's boy and always will be.
The people of Henderson's Island have never had dairy products the rest of remnants being protected by tall walls how to make do with what they had lactose intolerance is considered extremely rare poor Jaune never understood what he was getting into the deliciousness that is dairy products is the call of a siren to his people. so delicious yet so much pain. By the time it was all over they had a quarantine off the hallway for a month and Jaune was never allowed to eat cheese again. to that his response was good luck he will never give up the deliciousness that is a cheeseBurger.
fun fact the people native to Henderson's Islands diet mostly consists of meat fish being the primary source having a very high protein diet. and they are born with a full set of wisdom teeth fully functional they never developed cutleries to help them eat fruits or hard plants so their wisdom teeth are still perfectly aligned in their jaw and functional.