It was the next morning after that eventful night. The wind was cold and brisk as the sun rose on Friday morning. Near a boathouse, there was a single floating boat and inside it were the sleeping Imp couple.
After having their usual rendezvous with each other on the boat, the two dozed off. Now, pebbles were being thrown at Moxxie, prompting him to groan and slowly open his eyes. "Millie?"
"Morning, sleepyheads."
Moxxie's eyes widened when he heard that voice. It was a voice that he knew all too well and sometimes wished he didn't have to hear it at all. "Blitz!?"
"Whew, should've known you two would've been porking the entire mission. Couldn't keep that tiny limp dick of yours in your pants. How long has it been, like a fucking week?" Blitzo then pointed an accusing finger at his employee. "This is why I don't trust you for dick, Mox.
"But, sir! There was this... Other thing and-"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Get fucking dressed, you two." Blitzo requested, tossing Moxxie's and Millie's usual attire into the boat.
"Wait, where did you...?" Moxxie looks over to his wife and gently shook her. "Millie, wake up."
"Ugh... What is it, Mox...?"
"Uhh, Blitz is here."
"Wait, what!?" Millie jolts awake and sees that her boss was indeed there. "Ah, crap."
Moxxie sighed. "Don't worry, our clothes are here."
Blitzo then turned around and approached the entrance of the boathouse. Shortly after, Moxxie and Millie, now dressed up, stepped off the boat and onto the dock. "Why exactly are you even here, sir?" Moxxie asked.
"Apparently, helping you with your botched job! But, mostly I'm looking for my sister."
Millie raised an eyebrow at that statement. "Wait, did you say your sister?"
"Yeah and apparently she's in this place for some fucking reason." Blitzo stated and then kicked down the door. "Barbie!!"
Inside the boathouse where two individuals, a girl with large pigtails and a nerdy looking guy with glasses. Barb yells in shock and disgust. "Blitz!?"
"Wait, you know her?"
"Do I know her? That's my sister, fuckface!"
Barbie scoffs from across the room. She yells out. "What the fuck are you doing here, shithead?"
"I should be asking you the same thing! You check yourself out of rehab, no call, no note, and I have to track you down to this shithole with... Who the fuck is this?" Blitzo pointed at the camp counselor confused.
"No one! He works for me. And who are the two dipshits over there?"
"That's Millie and the other one. They work for me."
Moxxie, trying his best not to get offended over being called 'the other one' spoke up. "Sir, that guy's the target!"
"Oh, shit, Barb! Looks like your little boy toy got himself into sometrouble!"
"The fuck are you talking about?" Barb asked Moxxie only for Millie to speak up on his behalf.
"He killed our client, and now our client wants to kill him back." Explained Millie.
Barb was shocked and turned to the counselor with anger. "You fucking WHAT!?"
"He found out about your drugs!" Explained the counselor but Barb couldn't give two shits about his excuses.
"I don't want to fucking hear it! Look, you're not killing my supplier!" Barb exclaimed and pointed at the trio in front of her.
"Oh, fuck... supplier of what?You're not back on that H-8, are you?" Blitzo accusingly said.
Barb scoffed then said. "Fuck, no! It'sjustheroin."
Blitzo sighed in relief and then pinched the bridge of his nose. "Oh. Thank, Satan. But wait! Now you're peddling heroin?" Blitzo asked while he, Moxxie and Millie walked towards Barb, a knife in Moxxie's hand. "What's the point? That shit barely gets rid of a headache."
"It's honest work, okay? And I thought it would be sure to keep me as far away fromyouas possible."
Moxxie, having already grown tired of the situation, twirled his knife around. "And you teamed up with genius here because?"
Barbie chuckled then gestured at the counselor behind her. "Do you haveany idea how easy teenage humans are to manipulate?"
"Hey! No, I'm not!"
Then Barb proceeds to lift her butt up in front of the counselor, exposing her panties to him in an effort to seduce him. "Oh, Jimmy-wimmy, can you pweasekeep loading up these druggie-wuggies for me?" She fake pleaded while shaking her butt back and forth.
It works on Jimmy.
"Heh. Sure, Barb. Whatever you say."
Moxxie sighed in anger and turns to Blitzo. "Sir... Millie and I spent a week... And multiple near death experiences on this..." Moxxie then pulls out a knife, ready to kill the counselor with it. "I'm finishing it, one way, or another…"
Barb then steps in front of Moxxie, glaring at him with glowing eyes. "Don't you dare!"
"Try me, then!" Moxxie exclaims and was ready to attack but then...
BANG
The demons and the counselor stopped in their tracks when they heard the sudden noise.
BANG
The floor trembled with each bang. "What the hell is happening?" Exclaimed Blitzo.
BANG
The counselor stood in the corner, shaking a bit. "Guys? What's going on-"
CRASH
From the wooden floorboards, emerged a large figure wearing a hockey mask and a machete jammed on his head. Jason grabs the counselor into a chokehold, he screams. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! BARB! HELP ME!!!!"
But it was too late as Jason falls back into the hole where he came from with Jimmy in his arms.
"No!! Fuck! Satan, damn it!!" Barb angrily exclaimed.
"Who the fuck was that?" Blitzo asked, bewildered. He turned to his two employees and saw that they had horrified looks on their faces.
"No... No fucking way..." Moxxie said in a low tone...
"B-But- I-I thought... I-" Millie stammered, clearly terrified right now.
In the hole, the water soon began to turn a red hue, indicating that something nasty had occurred underwater. From the bloodied water, an arm emerged and slammed onto the wooden floor. Then, another arm popped out and did the same.
Slowly, Jason pulled himself out of the hole he just jumped out from while the demons stared at him.
"You two know this asshole?" Blitzo asked his employees, judging from their faces.
"That's impossible!" Moxxie shouted. He pointed at Jason and yelled again. "We killed him! Twice!"
Jason just stood there, observing the demons. He then reached out to grab the machete jammed on his head and pulled it out with an audible squishing noise. Blood dripped from his head and onto his mask as he readied his machete.
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"Sir. Run." Moxxie pleaded to his boss but Blitzo scoffed.
"You think imma run away from this hulking sack of shit? He doesn't even look scary."
"Sir! You don't know what he's capable of!"
"Yeah, right! He doesn't know what I'm capable of!" Blitzo declared. He readied a stance. "Watch this!"
Blitzo then pounced at the masked man. "Eat shit, fuckfa-" BAM! Blitzo was immediately backhanded by Jason and was flung back, hitting the wall.
"Blitz!" Millie exclaimed, heading over to where Blitzo was.
Barb witnessed this and glared at Jason. "Hey! No one gets to beat the shit out of my dumbass brother except me!" She exclaimed, transforming into her demon form as she did.
With a yell, Barb lunges at Jason. She threw a punch aimed at Jason's head but the killer grabbed it on time.
"Hey! Let go of me!" Barb yelled out only for Jason to keep squeezing her fist. "Ow! Fuck!"
Eventually, Jason then threw her a few feet backwards. Barb hit the floor with a loud thud. The Imp tried to get up but Jason stood on her hand, preventing her from doing so. Jason then raised his machete in the air, preparing to swing down but then...
Jason was then tackled onto the floor by Moxxie. The Imp began to rapidly stab Jason's chest with his knife, blood gushing out after each stab.
Using his free hand, Jason then grabbed Moxxie by the neck and threw him off of him. Jason got up slowly and was immediately met with a punch to the face by an angry Barb. "That's for killing my supplier!"
Jason turned to face her and began reeling in a punch of his own but before he could throw it, he felt his arm get wrapped around by something.
That something was Blitzo's tail. "Stay the fuck away from my sister!"
Jason observed the tail and then acted quickly, grabbing the tail by reaching backwards and then pulling Blitzo into the air and slamming him onto the floor, breaking it a bit.
Blitzo coughed up spit and blood on impact. He writhed in pain on the floor while an angry Jason loomed over him. Jason raised his foot over his head in an attempt to stomp him but before he could do so, Millie appeared and had Jason in a chokehold once more.
Moxxie stared as his wife tried to strangle the beast. He looked around for anything that might come in handy and then noticed a pile of chains in the corner of the room.
Jason stumbled a bit with Millie trying to strangle him. Jason then backed up to a wall and slammed Millie into it. Millie falls to the floor and Jason picks her up by the neck and slams her into the wall once more. Jason raises his machete, preparing to impale the Imp with it.
Then Moxxie comes up from behind and wraps chains around Jason's neck and pulls him back, making Jason let go of both his machete and Millie.
"Moxxie! Over here!" Moxxie heard his boss' voice call out to him. Moxxie looks over to see Blitzo on the boat, holding up the boat's propeller.
Understanding what to do, Moxxie continued to tug and tug while Jason struggled to get free from the chains. Moxxie dragged Jason close and closer to the propeller.
Eventually, Moxxie then hands over the chains to Blitzo who then jams them into the propeller. The chains tighten up on Jason's neck even more as he falls on the floor, right in the back of the boat.
Jason struggled in the chains and then Blitzo and Barb grabbed onto each of Jason's arms while Moxxie held onto both of his legs. "Millie! Now!"
Millie, having gotten up and now holding Jason's machete, glared daggers at the masked man. Her eyes filled with the flames of pure rage. She walks over to the immobilized Jason and raised the machete in the air. "Take this, you son of a bitch!"
With one fell swoop, Millie decapitates Jason's head clean off. The head rolling on the wooden floor of the boathouse. The body then goes limp and the demons let go of it's limbs, breathing heavily.
"Did we... Get him... This time...?" Moxxie asked in between breaths.
"I think so..." Said Millie, clearly exhausted as well. "But just to be sure." Millie then jams the machete into the body's chest, right where the heart would be.
Barb then gets up and dusts herself off. "Well, this doesn't change the fact that my supplier is now dead and I'm out of a job! Thanks a fucking lot."
"Barb, wait!" Blitzo pleaded as he got up from the floor."I want help you- Let me help you, please? You're clean now, right? Let's... grab dinner, we'll catch up, and we'll talk about-"
Barb then laughs and turns around to face her brother. "You don't fucking GET IT! Sure, we may have kicked this fucker's ass together but that doesn't change anything between us! Just cause I'm outta rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you! I NEVER wanna see you, EVER!" Barb then opens up a portal to Hell and steps through it. "Next time you want to find me, Blitzo, DON'T!"
And with that, the portal closes. Blitzo stares at the empty space where the portal was and sighs.
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"BREAKING NEWS!" An anchorwoman declared before discussing about current events. "Tragedy struck today as multiple homicides have been confirmed to have taken place at Camp Crystal Lake as well as the sudden disappearance of teen boy heartthrob sensation: Millerd Realboy as well as his not-as-cool sister Moxxine Realgirl. The Camp has been deemed unsafe and has been shutdown until further notice! For the question remains: What exactly transpired at this seemingly normal camp? And will the two missing campers ever be found? For we may truly never know."
Blitzo then turns the TV off in the office and sips his morning coffee. "Gonna be honest, Moxxie. Not too bad for your first solo mission. Even if we almost died."
Moxxie gasps and looks at Blitzo with stars in his eyes. "Really, sir?"
"No. no, not really. You're a fucking disgrace." Blitzo bluntly stated and continued sipping his coffee while Moxxie looks at the table, devastated.
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In the alleyways of the Pride Ring, an Imp couple could be seen making out on the ground. The female Imp then sits up and stares at her lover with a sultry smile. "Ready to do this?" She asks.
The male Imp below her grinned. "But what if someone sees us?"
"Let them watch." She whispered as she took off her shirt, exposing her bra to him.
The male Imp whistled and smirked. "Lovely sight to see."
Then, a large blade suddenly emerged from the female Imp's chest. Blood gushed out from the hole and splattered on the male Imp's face. The blade retracted and the female Imp fell to the side which revealed a large figure standing in front of him.
This figure wore a black jacket with spikes on the shoulders and a dark brown dress shirt. He also had chains wrapped around his neck and arms and wore what looked like a grey hockey mask that was completely made of metal. Its eyeholes were also glowing an ominous red and in the figure's hands was a large machete he had used to stab the male Imp's lover.
"What the!? Who the fuck are you!?" The male Imp exclaimed and tried to back away from the stranger. Eventually, Jason raises the machete in the air again and thrusts it into the face of the male Imp, killing him instantly.
Jason lets the corpse slip from his blade and turned around to face the entrance of the alleyway.
"They all want you gone, Jason. Kill them all for me, Jason. Kill them for mommy."
And with that, Jason instantly vanished into thin air, leaving the two Imp corpses behind.
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The End. For Now.