… dead again? It's a real shame, we have to stop meeting like this.

"Who… Who are you?"

Hehe, you know who I am.

"What? Stop playing around, what's going on?

You know, I would have never guessed you would have joined Rias' peerage. Then again, you didn't have much of a choice. I honestly feel bad, you died to a low-tier grunt. Not like I can blame you; you got stricken by that awful sickness. You have the power to beat gods. A shame you'll never fulfill your destiny, unless… Listen in a few moments you will awaken. You want to fix yourself? Seek out the 7 dragon balls and have your wish come true. One month from now you will be granted the chance to search for them. Until then, try not to die again.

A white light engulfed the screen and Goku's eyes shot open. He sat up putting his hand to his head.

"I'm alive? I'm alive! And I feel great!"

he sprung out of bed Goku opened up one of his drawers and grabbed a Purple Gi. The scene changed to Goku outside his house. He tightened a red belt around his waist before smirking.

"Alright, here goes nothing."

Play- Cha-La-Head-Cha-La Orchestral cover by android orchestra.

The Wind started to pick up the tree blowing, and all the leaves flew in the wind. Goku closed his eyes, the grass danced to the song of the wind. Leaves started to circle him as the winds grew harsher until everything grew silent.

His eyes opened and he blasted off into the sky. He laughed the whole way up, when he felt like he had gotten high enough he changed directions. Zooming through the sky he did twists, turns, and loops all with a big smile on his face.

He flew with a flock of birds; he looked down and saw a lake. He descended and ran his hand over the surface of the water. He shot straight up the blue sky started to turn black. He flew up to the edge of Earth's atmosphere, he looked at the beautiful blue pearl that is Earth.

A single tear fell down his cheek, then froze in the cold of space. The scene changed to Goku landing back in front of his house. Just as he landed the sound of swishing could be heard behind him followed by a bright red light.

"Done having your joy ride I see." Long lush red hair blew in the wind and clear blue eyes gazed upon Goku. "Rias Gremory, what are you doing here?"

she smiled "Why, I'm here to get my new servant of course."

"I see, so I'm guessing you've turned me into a devil." He said, turning his back to her.

She walked up behind him and grabbed his head before pulling him close to her chest.

"Yes, I have; I wasn't sure how knowledgeable of the supernatural world you were, but I guess that means I won't have to explain as much."

Goku peeked his head out from her bust with a visible blush. "what are you doing?"

she blinked then smiled. "I'm codling you of course. But I'm sure you have some questions for me so before we head to school I'll permit you to ask me some."

He gave her a blank stare "Permission huh???"

"Well for starters how's Issei."

He rolled onto his butt escaping Rias' grasp and leaning on his back two hands.

"he's fine, I also made him a member of my Peerage." She said, crossing her arms on her chest.

"Ah, I see."

"Is something bothering you?"

he was silent for a moment before shaking his

head no. he looked up to the sky and took a deep breath.

"Rias I'm going to say it upfront. I'm a little upset you made me your slave."

Rias' eyes widened and she was about to respond but then he put his hand up stopping her.

"But you gave me back something that has been missing from me for a very long time. I'm happy, and for that I'm grateful."

She blinked in shock before smiling sweetly.

"I apologize for reincarnating you without your permission I'll ask your corpse next time if it's okay." She had a sly smile on her face.

"Haha, we have jokes now, never try to be funny again." He said with a blank face she laughed at his expression.

"Alright you need to get ready, the three of us are going to be late if you don't hurry."

Goku raised an eyebrow. "Three, who else is here?"

Rias pointed back towards Goku's house at Issei who was eyeing deer up and down and for some reason so was the deer.

"What? I didn't even see him. Let alone sense his ki. Wait a minute!"

Goku got up and ran to Issei. "Issei Hyoudou leave Bentley the deer alone right now!!!"

"Well, if Bentley the deer didn't decide he wanted to fuck around today he would have to find out what was about to happen to him!"

Issei then got tackled by Goku then they started to cartoonishly fight. Rias just watched on in amusement as Bentley the deer strolled up to her. She scratched the deer's head. As Issei put Goku in a headlock, then Goku bit Issei's arm which caused him to scream.

Goku and Issei were walking side by side looking a bit bruised but in front of them was Rias leading the two of them.

"No way how did the pervert and the monkey boy ended up with her?!?"

"Maybe they paid her?!?

"This can't be my dreams smashed in and thrown in the wind by two of the ugliest dudes in school!!!"

Issei and Goku stopped and then slowly turned their head to him with a menacing aura and glowing aura, needless to say, he ran away.

They arrived at the school and Rias turned to them.

"I'll have someone fetch the two of you after school today. See you then."

Goku stepped up and raised his hand and Rias pointed at him. "Yes, Goku."

He put his fingers together and blushed. "Well, I need to go and grab medication for some health problems I'm having so can I stop by tomorrow?"

Issei looked in disgust then smacked the back of Goku's head.

"Yeah, I deserved that."

"Fine, I will allow it but try to swing by the club room in the morning before class so you can meet the other members."

Goku nodded and Rias left. They both looked on as she went up the stairs.

Goku's eyes widened, and he leaned left dodging a punch. Then Issei got punched as his two friends were yelling at him for being with Rias.

"Ah sensing ki oh how I have missed you."

Goku looked on as Issei continued to get grilled.

Later that night Goku was on top of Nimbus flying through the night sky.

"Ah, there it is."

He curved down then hopped off Nimbus and landed in front of an old, abandoned house.

Goku's face grew serious, he walked up to the door and opened it. The house was pitch black save from a single light of a lantern. He stepped in and the door closed behind him.

"Old man, are ya here? Hellllo, TAO!!!!"

The sound of something falling could be heard upstairs. The house then started to light up as an old man came down the stairs.

"Goku what are you doing here so late?"

"It's 7 P.M."

This is Tao Pai Pai one of the older fan angels and a medical doctor.

"So, what brings you around kiddo?"

"Well, I ran out on my prescription I was wondering if you can check something out for me?"

Tao nodded his head then the scene cut to the next morning.

Goku was flying over Kouh deep in thought about what he learned last night.

Flash Back

"So, what seems to be the problem?" Goku looked down trying not to meet Tao's eyes.

"I-uh, can use ki again."

…

"What?"

"I said-"

"I know what you said stay here!"

The "Doctor" ran out of his at-home doctor's office and then came back with a lot of "gear".

"Are those medically approved?"

"Sure, whatever makes you feel comfortable."

He was setting up the machine and truth be told Goku looked in amazement at how an old man could still move like that.

"Ok, Goku tell me all about it. What led to you figuring this out?"

Goku was currently hooked up to the machine and looked horrified.

"Well, it started…"

Goku told Tao everything that happened to him up until the part of him using ki without dying.

"I see, well I have a theory. When you were reincarnated as a devil the evil piece within you mixed with your Ki changing its properties basically curing you."

Goku began to get excited but then Tai put his hand up.

"However. From what I'm seeing here the evil piece only contains so much magic. I'd say as much as the young Rias Gremory."

Goku sat up "What does that mean?"

Tao put on a pair of glasses and faced Goku. "It means if your Ki ever exceeds the amount of magic in the piece it will break. I'm not sure what happens after an evil piece breaks, but my only guess is you'll be dead moments after."

Goku was in shock. "What's my limit?"

"I don't know, I have no way of knowing what piece you are so will have to find that out on your own."

Goku was in awe, he just couldn't believe it. "What if I trained my magic and increased it would that do the trick?"

Tao looked at him with pity in his eyes

"Unfortunately, not, Magic and Ki share a lot in common despite the large differences. One of those similarities is that they both share is that they both come from your life energy. Sure, magic turns your life energy into mana while Ki is heating and manipulating it in various ways. But training one you all train the other. So even if you focus solely on magic your ki will increase with it so you are stuck in that one place. unless you find an outside source to supply you with magic."

The present

Goku's face was visibly displeased. Nimbus increased its speed and then came to a halt.

"Huh, why'd you stop?"

he then looked over and saw Issei walking with a girl in a nun's uniform.

"No way."

Nimbus flew behind a park bathroom and Goku hopped off of it and saw the Nun healing an injured boy

"Yo, Issei who is this?"

Issei looked over at Goku and waved.

"Hey man, bumped into her on the way to school." She got done healing the boy and then ran back.

"Oh hello." She backed up slightly.

"Hey, it's me Goku!"

Issei came partly into the frame. "Why did you introduce yourself like that?"

Goku shrugged "I don't know, it just came out."

Issei stepped forward. "He's a friend of mine we're in the same club."

"We are?"

Issei gave him a blank look "Yes, we are, you would know that if you went to the club yesterday."

Goku felt a sudden urge to drop-kick him.

"My name is Asia Argento, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Well, I would love to stick around and talk but Rias will get on me if I'm late."

Issei gave him a fist bump and Goku left. Goku entered the club, put his bag down sat down on the couch, and waited for Rias to get there.

"Ah, you're here."

Rias came in with the other members of the occult research club.

"All right then. Each one of you introduces yourself."

The First one to step up was a blonde boy with blue eyes. "Hello my name is-"

"Save it I know who you are Kiba."

He chuckled and stuck out his hand. "I'm guessing you've heard about me from the girls around the school?"

Goku shook his hand while giving a sympathetic look. "Well, I definitely could hear the, among other thing…"

Cutaway

Goku was standing by a vending machine minding his own business as most people do.

"You know standing here sipping this Coffee got me thinking. Is Coffee just bean soup"

"Oh Yuuto, you're perfect in every way!"

Goku peeked his head around the Corner "Oh it's just another one of Kiba's fan girls."

Random female background character 2 then pulled out a doll made out of golden hair.

"One day, you will be mine. ONE DAY!!!"

O-O

"What's that Kibacakes you want to explore the cave of wonders again?"

Goku leaned in to see what she was doing "Cave of wonders what is she- ayo, Ayo, AYO!!!!"

Back to the plot

Goku was staring off into the void Kiba snapped his fingers in front of his face and Goku finally reacted.

"You ok man?"

"Y-Yea, I'm fine just remembered something… unpleasant."

Goku's mind came back as a hand crested his cheek from behind his head. Alarm bells went off in his head as he vanished to the other side of the room.

"My, my, your a fast one, aren't you?"

This busty black-haired girl was Akeno Himejima. She was the second queen of the school and the biggest debate between the boys was who had the larger rack, Rias or her.

"So, like never do that again… please."

She giggled, covering her hand with her mouth. "I'll try to keep that in mind."

He looked toward the last member of the club. A small white-haired girl with amber eyes.

"… a cat?"

Koneko looked up at him "…A monkey."

They nodded at each other. Just the Issei busted through the door.

"President, I have something to tell you!"

That Evening

Issei and Rias were in a different part of the club talking about the Nun he ran into earlier.

"So, his he is getting chewed out, Go fish."

"Less chewing out and more fair warning. Also, where playing Uno."

Goku looked up a Kiba confused as hell as he showed his hand with 3 kings. Then Koneko dropped four draw fours.

" Ah, what the hell! Who shuffled the deck!"

Kiba looked away sheepishly" So did you hear Issei summoned his sacred gear."

"Don't change the subject blondie! I know, wait; he did?"

"Ya, he did, last night he bumped into a fallen and scared it off."

Kiba gathered the cards and started shuffling. Akeno came from the kitchen and placed down several cups of tea. Koneko was eating chocolate Goku asked for a piece, and she gave him a frown.

The door to Rias' private room opened up and Issei came out looking upset.

"Everyone get ready I just got word of a stray devil from the archduke."

They all stood in the summon circle and they where transported to an abandoned mansion.

" So stray devils are servants just like us." Issei asked as they walked to the mansion.

"Yes, but actually no."

"Hush Goku, there servants who have killed their master's seeking freedom. They become crazed and a danger to everything around them." Said Kiba as he opened the door for everyone.

"Gosh it's dark in here… and smells." Goku looked around seeing if there was anything of interest.

"Issei, Goku are you familiar with the game of chess."

"Uh yeah"

"Unfortunately."

"We devils are very found of the game so much so that we based our peerage around them. With me being the king there my right hand my queen. my rooks. My knight, and my pawn."

The ground rumbled as a woman with no tip on came out from the shadows.

"I see boobies!!!"

"What might that disgusting smell be, but then again something also smells sweet!"

Rias stepped forward put one hand on her hip and dramatically pointing at the stray.

" Vizier tonight you are wanted for the murder of your master and your sins. You shall feel the wrath of a thousand hells!"

"That was super corny…"

"Shhh don't let her hear you say that." Akeno giggled behind her hand as Goku gave her a blank stare.

The stray laughed "Oh shut up you little slut. You are just jealous of my marvelous breasts!"

" cough cough Doesn't even have the second largest breast here."

That fell on deaf ears as the stray's demonic lower half was revealed.

"Oh, that is so nasty!"

"Kiba why didn't you warn me!"

"I just found out the same time you found out Goku."

One stray beat down later

Rias just dealt the final blow. "Alright, who's ready to go home." Everyone signed off on that.

"President, what piece am I? Am I something badass like a knight?" Rias gave him a sweet smile "You Issei are a pawn."

"A pawn…" you could hear the world shatter around Issei. "And what about me Pres?"

"Goku, I made you my other Rook." Issei's now shattered world caught on fire while Goku had the biggest shit-eating grin on his face.

The next night Goku and Issei were standing outside of a house. "ready to go in there man."

However, Goku was met with silence. "Dude?"

"Oh sorry, I was just thinking about something." Issei knocked on the door. "Hey, did someone order a devil? Issei turned the knob on the door, it was unlocked.

"Wait Issei, something isn't right."

Goku stepped in, reaching at his neck, he pulled out a necklace with a mini power pole tied around it.

"Dude, what do you sense?"

"Well, it's human that for sure but it ki is definitely higher than any normal human. Plus, it feels sinister. Be ready just in case."

Issei nodded and summoned his sacred gear and they went in.

They entered the main room, and the smell of blood hit their noses as it covered the floor. Goku extended the power pole as he and Issei directed their attention to the couch.

"Well, well, well what do we have here, two sinners!"

the white-haired man directed his attention to them with a crazed smile. He got up from the couch light sword and gun in hand

"Who the hell are you?!?"

The white hard man laughed before doing a bow.

"Freed Sellzen and you two are the piss-licking devils I'm going to chop up!"

"I'm sorry, I would be more intimidated if you weren't holding a lightsaber."

"What? This is a light saber, it's a sword of light!"

"I don't know, looks like a lightsaber to me right Issei."

"Ya man, I think George Lucas is going to sue."

"That's it!!! Die you Devil spawn!!!"

Freed lunged at them with the swing of his lightsaber. Goku pushed Issei out of the way the dodged the slash. Freed turned on his Heel and fired two shots from his gun. Goku dodged the shots and then jabbed him with the power pole.

"Did that thing just grow, are you that happy to see me!"

"so, the statements about the catholic church are true. Honestly not surprised, Issei!"

Issei snuck up beside him and punched Freed in the back sending him flying at Goku.

Goku lifted his leg and then brought it down on the back of Freed's head sending him face-first into the ground.

"Good teamwork buddy!" Issei gave Goku a thumbs up and Goku who is now a Chibi gave him one back.

"So… did you kill him?"

"God I sure hope not, OW!"

"Ha! That is funny every time."

"It really isn't… so should we call Pres?"

"Kyaaaa!"

"Since when could you scream like that Issei?" they both turned to the doorway and saw Asia, she was in complete shock at the dead body.

"Asia, it's not what it looks like we didn't do this!"

"I-I Deep breath I know it was Mr. Sellzen wasn't it?" they both nodded "Where is Mr. Sellzen?"

"Taking a nap on the floor." He punched Goku's arm "What?!?"

Just then a red summon circle appears in the center of the room, the rest of the peerage beam in ready to fight.

"Hey guy!" Goku waves and Asia hides behind Issei. Rias runs up and hugs both of them. "You're ok."

"Of course, we are unstoppable together." Rias rubs both their cheeks and smiles. Before noticing Asia. "Hello there."

"H-Hi…"

"Issei I presume this is the Nun you met yesterday." He nodded as Rias got a closer look at her. Goku went and stood by the rest of the club members.

"So, what happened?" Kiba asked, Goku rubbed his nose. "Issei hit him left, I hit him right, then he went good night."

"You two did great." Akeno chimed in. Koneko looked up at the roof. "Fallen are coming…"

"Issei I know you're not going to like this but we can't take her with us."

"What why not!"

"The magic circle can only teleport members of my peerage."

"Goku what about nimbus?"

"I doubt it would be able to outrun all of the fallen while carrying her…"

"Issei it's fine, I promise I'll see you again." Issei looked her in the eyes and then hugged her. Rias gave a jealous pout "Come now Issei it's time to leave."

"I promise I'll find you." Asia nodded with tears in her eyes as everyone teleported out of there.