11/04/23
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Oscura in her lair still despised her rival Loxodon for criticizing apex predators but instead of getting her rage out on him, she chose not to fight since she hates wasting her time. She was listening to "Deportivo" by Caleb Calloway, Cazzu, and Álvaro Díaz.
Every bad man she has killed, it was never enough to avenge her late father who was killed by a terrorist in front of her when she was 10 years old.
"Lo siento, padre. Te fallé como hija." She apologized in Spanish for being a failure as a daughter.
In reflex, she pulled out her dagger at the intruder only to see it was just Claw Noir, "Ay, por Dios. It's you, guapo gato" She puts her dagger down.
"Hola, chica. I don't mean trouble, again. Ah, nice Latina song. Sounds very hip-hop for Spanish" Claw Noir said.
"The only song from mi hermano when I left the family" Oscura turns off the radio.
"That you abandoned," Claw Noir said.
"I did not abandon them. After my high school graduation, they saw me going through a lot without a father. They let me go since that's what they want me to do to find a way to avenge my father. They knew I hated bad people like bullies, rapists, terrorists, and evil men, so they let me decide what I do on my own" Oscura explained why she left the family.
"I see" Claw Noir replied.
Oscura pats his jacket to make sure he has the toy mouse, it squeaks inside and she sighs in relief that he's the real one, "And since you told me about this Lila Rossi person, I also hate manipulative liars too. I never liked to get manipulated" She let out a low Jaguar growl, "Los mentirosos están llenos de mierda."
"Of course, liars are full of shit. I never work with anyone but myself. Just like you work alone. Better than to get used as a weapon or let someone take all the credit until they throw you in hell"
"Indeed," Oscure said.
"Anyways, I came here because you know a lot more about women than men. Especially teenage women like my princess" Claw Noir said.
"Aww….is the super badass villain gatito in love? And here I thought a bisexual gay man would put an evil love spell on you" Oscura snickered at him.
"Shut up! There's one problem, Shadybug's targeted by Lila herself as Copycat" Claw Noir said.
"Que? I thought your doppelgänger was after you, like every time" Oscura said.
"Yes, but Lila knows who Shadybug is" Claw Noir pointed out.
"Maldita sea. You really did give her the sense of revenge, huh? That's a dangerous move, gatito. What the hell were you thinking?" Oscura glared.
"I wasn't but I had to expose her in school. She's very good at lying and no one checks their facts. I was the reason she got expelled" Claw Noir said.
(Flashback)
Adrien in goth boy disguise knew that Lila was dangerous and she was after Marinette to frame her for a crime. Everyone thought she was nice and traveled everywhere but to him and Marinette, she's a pathological liar just to grab all the attention.
"This stops now," Adrien said before heading to the boys' locker room to transform, "Plagg, daggers out" He transformed in a green flash and came out, startling everyone.
"LILA ROSSI!" He roared out to get her attention.
"AAHH! It's him! He's the one that tried to rape me!" Lila quickly made a lie.
"Oh, cut the bullshit" Claw Noir crawled on all fours around her to make sure she doesn't try to run, "If I did rape you, why aren't you having panic attacks? PTSD? Or if I touch you…." Claw Noir simply puts his finger on her shoulder, she would have had traumatic side effects, "….You would have traumatic side effects of extreme fear of being touched known as haphephobia but you're not. And here you are, at school filled with guys when you should be at the hospital recovering" He points out his true facts to everyone.
"He makes a good point"
"She's not even traumatized"
"She would have been at the hospital"
"Tell them who you are. Or are you just too scared? Scared that everyone will hate you for being a pathological liar? You don't care who you hurt but you care about yourself" Claw Noir laughed like a maniac.
"Alright! Alright! Just don't kill me!" Lila screamed.
"You got five seconds, 1...2..." Claw warned her. He unsheathed his claws, ready to strike if she didn't tell the truth in less than 5 seconds.
"Okay, I admit! I'm Cerise and I lied that Marinette pushed me down the stairs!" Lila revealed her true self.
"Tell them everything what you did to Marinette! My innocent princess!" Claw Noir demanded her while going to Marinette to comfort her.
"I was helping Chloe in her schemes to torture Marinette and I framed Marinette for cheating!" Cerise admitted.
"You bastard! You used me!" Kim got mad.
Claw Noir hissed at Kim since he was the one to choose to believe a liar without realizing how it made Marinette feel.
"Gah!" He backed off.
Claw Noir then pulls off Cerise's wig, revealing short hair underneath. Everyone gasped at that and realized that the villain was telling the truth the same way Marinette tried to warn them but they never listened.
"You see, dumbasses?! Lila is nothing but a liar! You all let her get away with it for too damn long! You all never check your facts at all! You let her cause more damage but it's more like you are all the bad guys here to turn everyone against your friends who tried to warn you all! Choosing a liar over your best friend causes damage in relationships!" Claw Noir threw the wig at Chloe hard.
"AAARGH! Do you know who I am?!" Chloe exclaimed.
"Yeah, garbage!" Claw Noir said.
"And you. You're going back home. I had enough of these dumbasses in this school doing shit to you" Claw Noir grabbed Marinette.
The teachers saw everything too and they became so stupid to believe Lila was sweet but she was truly a monster on the inside. Marinette had one last look at her former classmates, glaring at them coldly. Even if she has no friends she hated how they treated her instead of checking their facts that she hasn't done anything but what Lila truly did to lie to everyone.
"May the curse of this school haunt you" She said before she left with him.
(End of flashback)
Claw Noir was having too many tamales from Oscura, stressed out about whatever Lila was planning to do.
"Okay, that's enough cat food. Dios mío! Your stress is making you worse like hell" Oscura said.
"I can't help it! My princess and my rival are at stake!" Claw Noir growled while eating tamales.
"Unbelievable," Oscura said.
"Okay, I think we should head to the nightclub to calm you down. Vamos, gatito" Oscura drags him out of her lair.
x
At the nightclub, Claw Noir had 2 glasses of milk and one White Russian. He looked like he'll already but at least he's not freaking out with this Lila obsession he has to eliminate her.
"The hell you want, chico malo?" Oscura glared at Loxodon.
"I want nothing from you" Loxodon scoffed.
"You want my death, so back off or face the apex predator that eats prey" Oscura readies her spear.
"That's enough you two" Claw Noir got in between, "I had a very badass day and I don't want blood everywhere again. You got it!"
"Ay, ay, ay! Muchachos will be muchachos" Oscura goes and dances to get her mind off.
"Don't even think about strangling my ass with your trunk. Unless you're the copycat!" Claw Noir tested the elephant villain to be sure he was the real one, "I can go and collect dead tusks from your children" He tested his weakness.
"Absolutely not!" Loxodon growled.
"Okay, you're the real one. I had to be sure because the fake would say the opposite of you" Claw Noir chuckled at his reaction.
"Not funny" Loxodon sighs.
Claw Noir took a last sip of White Russian, "It was a little funny. Aww….is your trunk sore now?"
"No, it's not. But I bet you want to see Shadybug naked" Loxodon came up with something to embarrass Claw Noir.
"Don't test my claws or you will become my prey, dead elephant" Claw Noir growled in his face, "And I'm serious when I said there's a Copycat to cause trouble and more damage like turning against each other by kicking asses"
"I know that! She has a price on your head" Loxodon snapped.
"Not for long. Now calm down before you have a heart attack of hell" Claw Noir sneered.
"Hmmhmm" Loxodon just turns to order another drink.
"Besides, that Copycat is a psychopath. You hate psychopaths like poachers killing your beloved children" Claw Noir said.
"Yes, that's why I don't show mercy at poachers when I disarm them," Loxodon said, "And I mean literally disarm them"
"Cruelty can get very ugly" Claw Noir gets another drink.
"Yes, it can" Loxodon drank from his glass of beer.
"Gonna get drunk again? You'll forget in the morning" Claw Noir chuckled.
"An elephant never forgets" Loxodon replied.
"Awww…..and yet you want to forget my pawful cat puns" Claw Noir being sassy.
"I just said that to not think about them" Loxodon didn't look at him.
"Yeah, sure. I eat mice all the time, you are scared of mice" Claw Noir snickered before taking another sip.
"It's just a myth, boy" Loxodon replied in a deadpan tone.
"Some myths are just a way to fool us to not believe it's real" Claw Noir took another sip and spotted Shadybug arriving in the nightclub. The song played "Ready For It?" by Taylor Swift.
"Anyways, Don't Let Copycat steal your looks, especially that goatee beard" Claw Noir scratched Loxodon's chin to annoy him.
Loxodon just growled like a bull elephant at him. Shadybug steps up to the dance floor, a smug grin appearing on her face.
Claw Noir let out a very loud purr before taking a huge sip of White Russian and belching out rudely, "If I were you, puuuurrrrhaps you should find an elephant mate"
"As if! And I suppose your sexual energy is fueling up every time you glance at Shadybug" Loxodon said.
"Indeed, it is, big boy. Indeed, it is" Claw Noir goes to the dance floor.
"Well, hello there, Fleabag" Shadybug pulls off some dance moves, swaying her hips and then she proceeds to move her arms up left to right loosely like Wednesday Addams.
"Me-wow, dangerous. I never get seduced by a woman, cockroach. I'm a very dangerous cat" Claw Noir paced around her.
"And I'm a very dangerous ladybug," Shadybug said.
"A true lady would never fight or kick-ass, my lovely lady" Claw Noir held her close, almost groaning from accidentally pushing her body near his lower region.
"Oh, yeah? Since your advice on my feelings, I felt like partying" Shadybug said.
"Meow, this bug is growing wings" Claw Noir waltzed with her.
"Since you figured I'm your princess," Shadybug said.
"Mmhmm" He gripped her butt, "And you haven't unmasked me. If you knew who I am, I would lose you. Do you trust me, bugaboo?" He waltzed her down to the janitor's room to be alone.
"Why should I? We were enemies" Shadybug said.
"Cucumber?" Claw Noir said the secret codeword.
"Bug Spray," Shadybug said, proving she's the real one.
"Good girl. Because I know you when I was not Claw Noir, princess. I'll give you a hint. I have blond hair" Claw Noir said.
"Blonde? Adrien?!" Shadybug gasped.
"Shhh…." Cat Noir puts his finger on her lips, "I have green eyes, and healthy skin, and was always there for you when we first met at school. Even though our impression was not very friendly"
Shadybug felt both confused and shocked, "All this time I pushed away and fought you"
"Yup, but I never gave up. I mean I was a shy boy to impress you. Plagg, daggers in" He detransformed to reveal his new look, except his hair remained the same as she remembered.
Shadybug was taken aback seeing him.
"Marinette, I understand you were afraid to think I would be like those ex-boyfriends but I'm nothing like them. I never had a girlfriend in my life. The only thing I had was my mother's love until she died. When I met you, I did feel something but I didn't know what it was. Adrien was a simple nobody and Claw Noir was an evil badass villain to never let his vulnerability get the best of him" Adrien explained why he was attracted to her, "Until he did have his paws soft the whole time only for you"
"You really are a Paw Noir after all. I don't know if I should be angry or kiss you" Shadybug said.
"Plagg, daggers out" He transformed back to Claw Noir, "Puuuuurrrrrhaps both since you always enjoy my badass style" He smirked evilly.
"Come here you!" Shadybug kissed him.
Claw Noir kissed back, pinning her against the wall and wrapping her legs around his waist. Shadybug held him around his neck, moaning. Removing his jacket to feel his broad shoulders and chest. Their tongues danced through the kiss. It became aggressive but passionate, letting their hormones get the best of them. She pulled away as the feline pulled her zipper down to roughly kiss her bare neck.
"Haaaah….. Kitty" Shadybug moaned.
"Puuuuurrrrr" He purred happily while marking her neck. He left a hickey there to mark her as his.
"Ahhhh…kitty" Shadybug moaned
"Mine" Claw Noir said and licked her cheek.
"I'm no Mrs. Noir but I am your feline queen," Shadybug said.
"Yeah, and I'm no Mr. Bug" Claw Noir said.
"You are still a bad kitty" Shadybug tightened her legs around his waist.
Claw Noir groaned a little while stroking her legs, "I'm always a very bad kitty, bug. Claw Noir was raised with no mama on the streets"
"Unlike your soft father," Shadybug said.
"Bad girl, you know I never liked my father" Claw Noir puts his hands on her butt.
"Yeah, I know" Shadybug leans in to kiss him again.
"Meow, getting horny, are you?" Claw Noir teased but received a groan from her legs tightening him harder.
"Not here kitty cat" Shadybug let go of him.
"It's not my fault that cats get very sexually attracted, bugaboo" Claw Noir licked her cheek.
"We're too young to make kittenbugs," Shadybug said.
"I know. I do love to have cute little kittens but I'm not ready to be a daddy" Claw Noir nibbled her neck.
"Yeah," Shadybug said and zipped up her suit after noticing her cleavage was almost in view.
Claw Noir chuckled at that, he did see her cleavage, "Meow" He flirted.
"Let's wait for another time," Shadybug said as they got out.