A white-haired man was currently walking through the central park of Royal Woods; The night before, a new son had appeared and apparently this was the oldest among them all, he already had a partner, a job and a house of his own.
It was kind of funny to think that an apple managed to fall far from the tree, although he must have had to roll a lot to avoid becoming like his father. Currently in the house, a large part of the family was gathered talking to Alice and preparing everything for the wedding, although only They were verbal preparations since they still had to meet with the bride's parents to arrange everything together.
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Toby: ... -The young dark-skinned young man with semi-dark skin was walking next to Lincoln while he didn't say anything-
Currently walking along one of the park's paths were Lincoln, Edie, Loan and Toby, although it was more of a father and son walk, but for that Lincoln there was no reason for responsibility in the trip between worlds, so he was not going to act. as if he had failed that boy because he had no idea he existed... Lincoln thought that maybe he should ask Lisa to give him a complete list of her children and where they are, so he could avoid them.
Speaking of Lisa, she currently stopped the construction of the Generator that brought him into this world because of the wedding, although after some time arguing or rather begging, she agreed to build it every so often since she wanted to also focus on one's wedding. of her nephews, this Wedding made everyone super excited and involved for no reason, although the only one who could get involved was Ronnie Anne because she was the mother
Lincoln: ...So... -He said those simple words while moving his head to see his "son" who was the same height as him, it seemed like he had been given chicken as a child- ...what do you want?
Toby was surprised by his simple question, as if they were simple strangers who had not seen each other for a long time and asked each other for money from time to time. Loan and Edie felt ashamed of their father's attitude. It was clear that he was not one of those who understood. a situation even if it is drawn on your face
Toby: What do I want? ...Wow, you're seriously an idiot -Toby didn't take it very well, he hated his father for everything he did but he tried to fix everything before getting married so as not to drag the problems into his new life; Only now his father had another person inside his body and apparently that person was not very friendly.
Lincoln: I don't have all the time in the world, it could even be the last time I see this damn park so you better hurry up -Lincoln was a little annoyed that the wedding has taken up Lisa's time, which causes him to be closer to die-
Toby: What are you talking about? -Toby didn't understand anything he should, he thought he was upset and an idiot just because that was his personality, but now he was a little confused by his words-
Edie: I think it's better not to talk about it -Edie said that to Toby with a slightly sad expression, indicating with her eyes and the tone of her voice that it was a delicate subject-
Lincoln: listen, calm down, it's not a secret or leprosy... I'm dying, Toby... -Lincoln told him that, emphasizing his name, he still didn't understand why they called him "Toby"; it seemed like a dog's name or a ghost's name in a movie. of terror-... I would have named you Estefan, maybe...
Lincoln told him what name he would have given him while he walked ahead of Toby and the others because the brunette had stopped due to the shock of his words. When he saw that his 3 children were not moving, he also had to stop, moving a little to look back. their expression.
Toby seemed surprised by the news, while Loan showed an annoyed expression as if he couldn't stand Lincoln saying those words and Edie on the other hand only showed pure determination; Since she had vowed not to let her father die, she had even secretly helped Lisa.
Toby: I... I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't know -Toby apologized to Lincoln feeling very sorry, it was as if he had told a cancer joke in front of a person who suffered from it-
Lincoln: What do you feel? Hey, you didn't give me what I have, and it's not cancer... It's just a strange situation in which my body can't stand the energy of two people inside it... -Lincoln acted relaxed although deep down he was completely scared, This morning when he woke up his nose bled; He didn't tell anyone so they wouldn't lose focus on the wedding, but day after day the bleeding repeats a lot and his hands shake, sometimes his hand even moves on its own, throwing a blow or releasing things-... So let's stop to look at myself as if I were going to die, I'm not going to die
Lincoln told him that, turning around to start walking, he was not going to let this world kill him; If it were cancer, I would understand and accept it, but this thing has a cure, it just has to be built, while you must endure the pain and avoid having more contact with the memories of this world, although it was impossible for you when you saw Toby.
He remembered when he taught him to ride a bicycle, when they played baseball together and also how when he was 7 years old he abandoned him in front of his house, it was his day to visit but instead of taking him he decided to return and leave him again with the Casagrandes. He remembers how he could not bear the responsibility of being a father, believing that he was still young with a lot ahead of him.
Toby: ah... Okay... -Toby resumed his walk, quickening his pace next to Edie and Loan, reaching the albino to start walking next to him-... Am... It's uncomfortable... I would like to ask you ... Tips
Toby said it was awkward because he just found out that his "Father" was going to die so he didn't know how to talk to him, so a lot of his words had to be chosen precisely making him stay silent after each word, since I was thinking about the following
Lincoln: advice? ... -Lincoln looked at him confused, he didn't understand why he came to ask advice from the man who abandoned him and that he had more women than the Chinese Emperor; without knowing that he did not come to ask advice from his old father, but from him-... Well, I don't know what your father would tell you but here comes my number 1 and main advice... Just have one wife, not one more Be faithful and loyal, hug her and adore her... And whatever you do, don't have more than 3 children.
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Toby laughed a little when listening to his father's strange advice while Edie covered her eyes thinking about how much her mothers would beat her if they listened to that advice, on the other hand Loan understood about not having more than 3 children because she was already each family reunion costing a lot of money, he still remembers how much he complained when buying all the food for the family reunion with his friends, where Lisa later appeared and also ate the food that cost them a lot of money.
Toby: Is that all your advice? -Toby walked next to the Albino while he asked him this just to continue the conversation-
Lincoln: Of course not, I said "Number 1" means that there are still 99 other tips that you must learn to not be Lincoln... The trick is to think about "What would Lincoln do" and do the opposite -The albino said that to him. While his son was laughing a little next to him, he thought it was fun to have to invent rules about problems that didn't happen to him; It was as if he saw a friend or brother make many mistakes causing him to invent rules over time to avoid making those same mistakes.
Loan: Are there really 99 other tips? -Loan asked him that a little nervously, they went with them because they thought it would be a quick walk through the park; She had some games on her laptop that she had to play to keep up with her stats.
Lincoln: maybe more, maybe less... What is certain is that I will give all the possible and necessary advice so that Toby does not end up like his father, Council Number 2; Never set fire to a house without first removing the owners' pets from inside, believe me that will save you many appointments with a psychologist... That advice is mine
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Lincoln told him that remembering his appointments with his therapist, they were good and helped him overcome many traumas, but it does not remove the stigma of being branded as the guy who went to the Psychologist for burning down an entire house with a lot of animals inside, he even had many lawsuits from animal protection groups for her mass murder... Lana should stop gathering so many animals in one place, also why do they burn so fast? Is it because of his fur?
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Lincoln: Council number 3; Tequila does not burn as fast as many believe, so I recommend that you use ethyl alcohol, Vodka or Rum... But among us I acquired a peculiar taste for gasoline and Naphtha, more so for the aroma they give off before burning -Lincoln He said that speaking as if he were a teacher recommending the best brushes and brands of paint to make a beautiful work of art.
Something that Lincoln did not know and that only his therapist, in addition to the file with his name, was that a small pyromania was discovered; His therapist, Dr. Jefferson, investigated whether his pyromania was a pathological or unhealthy tendency, with the result that no obsession with fire was discovered. He did not even show the usual signs of a pyromaniac. It was more as if Lincoln had been born with the gift. or the natural hobby of wanting to see things burn.
For the most part, he enjoys setting fire to his family's things or reminding him of the traumas he experienced in the past, almost as if he wanted to burn his past to the point where there are no ashes left.
That same afternoon the men of the family were at the Royal Wood Shopping Center, more precisely in the clothing store looking for some offers on men's clothing, they were not for Toby since he already had a suit for his special day; They were actually looking for clothes for each other since they wanted something new for the wedding.
Lincoln recommended that they go to their respective houses to look for the suits they had saved, but they thought it would be a good thing for them to spend time together so they could get along better.
Bobby Jr: how do I look? -Bobby Jr came out of a fitting room wearing a dinosaur costume with a red tone instead of green-
Lyle: like a retard... -Lyle said that to Bobby Jr while moving some clothes that were hanging from rotating metal tubes-... It looks perfect on you
Bobby Jr: as always, so sincere -Bobby Jr told him that, making him Fuckiu with both hands while he returned to the dressing room-
On the other hand, Lemy would come out of his counter wearing a black evening suit with a white t-shirt, only that he had his tie on wrong, making it look somewhat out of order with how dressed up he was. When he left, Lemy would extend his arms to the sides asking him "How are you?" only to then take a little turn
Lyle: ... Mmh ... -Lyle would look at him for a few seconds before approaching Lemy, he would stop in front of his brother and slowly begin to fix his tie, along with his hairstyle - ... You adjusted your tie wrong and it didn't work. you can use your handkerchief, it will look bad on you
Lemy, unlike Lyle, who acted like his brother, telling him what he shouldn't do and what he should do, was completely lost in how cute Lyle looked adjusting his tie while challenging him for how he couldn't adjust a tie. He was so lost that I even imagined them both as adults doing this same thing before Lemy left for work or a family reunion.
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Lemy: The scarf goes with anything -Lemy told him that with a somewhat playful smile while he let Lyle adjust his tie correctly-
Lyle; except with a suit for a wedding, it's not a party or a Rock concert... It's Toby's wedding... -Lyle scolded him while adjusting his tie slowly so as not to suffocate him, when he managed to find the perfect spot, he moved away. his hands from Lemy's neck only to then extend his hands upwards making their faces close-... Now I'll take this
Lemy: ... -Lemy remained silent, he could barely breathe for fear that his exhalation would intersect with Lyle's and he would make a fatal mistake- ...
Lyle: I just want to show you what you would look like without your scarf... -Lyle would take his handkerchief before pulling it back, making him comb his hair back. When he took it out completely, he walked away from Lemy again, smiling at him in an animated tone. .. Ready, now look in the mirror
Lyle asked him that while looking at him with joy and encouragement, while on the other hand Lemy could only look lost at Lyle with a blush on his cheeks, only to then quickly come to his senses and look at the mirror next to the counters, observing Since he looked gallant, his hair was somewhat tied back so without the scarf you could see his face better.
Lemy: haa... Who would have thought, I look great in whatever -Lemy acted a little arrogant while looking at himself for a few more seconds in the mirror, only to then, smiling proudly, turn around to look at Lyle, freezing in surprise. -
Lyle had adjusted Lemy's scarf out of curiosity, pulling his hair back, arranging it as Lemy had it. By the time his brother turned around to look at him, Lyle had finished arranging it and carefully picked up a lock of his hair and placed it on his head. behind the right ear
Lyle: What's wrong? Does it look bad on me? -Lyle was asking his brother that because of how he looked at him without saying a word, he was nervous about wearing something from his brother and having it look terrible on him-
Lemy: These... Beautiful... -Lemy said those words almost whispering while looking at him with the eyes of a complete lover, if his love grew every year that day it grew for decades-
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Lyle: What did you say? -Lyle couldn't hear what his brother said, so he would approach him asking him that and to hear him better-
Lemy: ! ... -He was surprised by what he said and by how Lyle approached him, so panicking he said the first thing that came to mind- ...You're horrible, now give me that
Lemy quickly took the handkerchief from him as if he were annoyed, although to his bad luck when he grabbed the sides of the handkerchief he had to look closer at his brother Lyle's confused and tender expression, making him blush more as well as nervous, ending up forcibly removing the handkerchief before leaving quickly.
Lyle: Hey! -Lyle yelled at him, annoyed by how he forcibly removed the scarf, ruffling her hair and causing all the strands to fall towards her face, covering her eyes. When she moved a strand she could see Lyle leave quickly.
At the same time Bobby Jr came out of a counter dressed as Spider-Man, he had come out excitedly pretending to throw cobwebs only to stay still when he saw the scene; making him look at Lyle and ask "what happened?" as he stood next to his brother in that costume he planned to wear at the wedding.
Lemy had run away to be away from Lyle and the chance of him making a mistake in front of everyone, just like his father didn't do things by halves; He wasn't one to jump into the unknown without first being ready, that's why he had a plan.
He was going to propose at the wedding after preparing everything, he was even going to ask permission from Ronnie Anne and her mother, and also a couple of pieces of advice from her father.
Lemy: not yet... Just, wait -Lemy said that to himself, reaching the back of the store, leaning his left hand against a wall while he placed his right hand against his heart, trying to get his heart rate to relax.
Lemy repeated this to himself in a whisper until he noticed how on the handle or handle of a door there was something of... Blood, it was clearly blood, it had a common red tone in the blood so he would be very surprised, now his heart was racing because of the fear.
He didn't know what was on the other side so he carefully approached the door noticing that it was open.
Haaa haaa
He was nervous, imagining the worst while his breathing accelerated and he opened the door, pushing it inward. When he looked inside he could see that it was a warehouse for other clothes that were already out of fashion or did not yet fit. He carefully entered the warehouse, turning on the lights. lights by pressing the light switch.
When the lights turned on, his body froze completely when he saw how at the back of the warehouse against some boxes there was a strange person or being. He was lying on the floor leaning against the boxes while pressing a large wound on his abdomen, it looked like a cut. very deep made with an object that went through the suit he was wearing.
Lemy: ... -With great fear he approached the man, noticing how below him the ground was already stained with his blood and it did not seem like he was going to be saved. Thinking better, he quickly ran closer; he was a person who needed help from him-...WAIT! Don't worry, I'll call an ambulance! Dad! Toby!
Lemy would kneel next to the stranger, also putting pressure on his wound, only he would wear some of the clothes that were between the boxes, causing them to be stained with the stranger's blood. It seemed to come from a science fiction movie because of the black suit with a helmet. motorcyclist, it was the classic space traveler suit.
Given Lemy's actions, the stranger would only move his face to see how Lemy took out his cell phone ready to call the paramedics, but before he could dial 911 to ask for help, the stranger would extend his right hand, placing it on the cell phone, preventing him from calling.
~ Hob Robert Ralag, feber lis Odarotecpo Lasmult... Cof... -The stranger coughed while speaking in a strange language-... Hafar li si Koll Mocñia li Xirix, Noy Ki Daripol kopa yui li sop riwaldos Xirix, ri ferdesin is killo gorikio... In feger, dol sop... Lurianos... So... Jotenka
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Lemy did not understand anything he was saying, yet while he spoke the man extended his left hand showing how he had some kind of cube, it moved on his palm as if it were floating; He would slowly extend his left hand with the black cube towards Lemy as if indicating him to take it. Faced with these actions, he had no choice but to take it, noticing how it stopped having bright lines and became a normal cube.
Lemy: I don't know what you're saying, do you want me to take care of this? ... -Lemy asked him that while in a total panic, the man nodded at Lemy's words only to then, without any strength, let his arm fall on his abdomen, at which Lemy would open his eyes even more, stopping-... No! Wait! I'm going for a guard!
Lemy quickly ran out, dropping the bucket on the way, without noticing that behind him the blood and the stranger's body began to vibrate, slowly some sparks would begin to emerge from his body as if it were dust inside the water; He would slowly go up while the stranger looked up at the bright dust rising towards the ceiling.
~ Hob is Fukul Li Sop Worps, Sa Knaigh Li Sa Wad... Hob is Vikiplo a Xirix Li Sop Worps
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Lemy would leave without hearing the last words of the stranger, while the door closed behind him and he did not notice how the blood on his hands as well as on his clothes shone, going to the sky, a floating tone disappearing from view, a few minutes later he would arrive with a guard and one who said he was a doctor, only to find that there was nothing... Not a trace of blood or a body, there was no drop, nothing.
The owner of the store complained to Lincoln about the problems Lemy caused, so he had to apologize, buy quickly and leave. Lemy tried to convince them that it was real but without bodies, no one believed him, calling him just a problem child.
Lemy: dad! I swear, there was a guy there! -Lemy yelled that at Lincoln as they left the store, he thought that his father maybe didn't believe him and thought he was weird-
Toby: Lemy, sometimes the mind plays tricks on us -Toby spoke to him with understanding, he knew that Lemy was not a problematic boy who did these things; so it was surely a mistake-
Lincoln: I believe you -Lincoln told him that as they approached the Minivan that he hated so much, they were already walking through the parking lot noticing that it was almost night due to the orange tone of the sky-
Bobby Jr: do you believe him? I say I get good grades and no one believes me, but if Lemy says that he saw a corpse everyone says they believe him... That's unfair
Bobby Jr complained loudly receiving a blow on the head from Lyle to stop him from saying those stupid things, upon receiving the blow he would remain silent, uttering a simple "ouch" before starting to rub his head, on the other hand Toby and Lemy looked at him very surprised, even Lemy didn't expect them to believe him.
Lemy: do you really believe me? -Lemy asked her that while she adjusted herself a little with her scarf on her head, he had complained so much about her telling the truth that his eyes were a little red on the verge of some tears coming out-
Lincoln: I wouldn't have done it before, but look at me... I'm a being from another world in your father's body, if you say you saw a corpse... You saw a corpse
Lincoln said that to Lemy and the others. He apologized out of simple courtesy to the owner, but he never accepted that his son was crazy or was wrong. When he arrived at Vanzilla, he positioned himself in front of the driver's door and opened the door, watching as Toby He went around to the other side and got into the passenger seat, just as the children opened the rear sliding door and entered the back seats.
Toby: but how do you explain that there is no corpse, no blood - Toby already spoke with confidence with Lincoln or his father, so he had to become the voice of reason, he believed in Lemy but the evidence showed that he lied -
Lincoln: that's a good question, with a very good answer... -Lincoln settled into the driver's seat, adjusting the seat belt and closing the door, only to then look at everyone by shaking his head while turning the key on. la vanzilla-... He was a magician, when a magician dies they disappear... It is scientifically proven
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Lincoln said that with a joking tone while stepping on the accelerator, making the Vanzilla start to move, much of the trip would be spent talking about wizards for some strange reason; In the end they decided to believe Lemy, but they would never understand what happened that day.
While the Vanzilla was leaving the parking lot, in the clothing store a girl with an ace sevvy shirt, glasses and a scarf on her head was looking for a gift for her friend Terry, while moving everything she came across a bucket in the floor
Panther: what is this? ... -Panther would say that, bending down to take the cube, it didn't seem to be a rubic cube so it could only be decoration or some fault of a toy company, whatever the real option is; He was interested so I put it in his small backpack.
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Panther would continue with his purchase without noticing that the cube inside his backpack gave off a small glow that stopped a few seconds later, the young woman had no knowledge of what he had taken.
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Lincoln would continue driving towards the house, at the same time he would continue giving advice to Toby who seemed to accept every advice he gave him just like the others; He didn't understand how everything turned out like this.
Lincoln: okay; This is one of the pieces of advice I should have given you from the beginning... -Vanzilla stopped at a red light causing Lincoln to move to see everyone while leaning against the back of the seat-...Never do anything for attraction, if they are not sure that they start a relationship for love then that relationship is not going to work... I will respect that they fall in love with a family member, after all their father already instilled incest in them
Lincoln's words were somewhat harsh with two people who were in the vanzilla for being fruits of the incestuous love of their parents, although it was not Lincoln who started it, he was now dating his sister, although he always made the excuse that he did not count as incest being from different universes. When the light turned green, Lincoln turned around again, taking the wheel.
Lincoln: so... Just follow your heart and never let go, because if you really love, that love will never run out.
Lincoln said those words thinking a little about Lynn; He couldn't believe that he missed her so much just by being without her for a day, seriously that woman did some witchcraft trick on him... Although he also had to put up with Lori scolding him for what happened with Lemy, although she looks cute when she scolds him.
Luna sexually harassing him for some strange reason that she still doesn't explain, although he is attracted to how she does it.
Then to Leni complaining because I don't take them with them, which is understandable because she likes to go shopping; If it were up to her, she would give him an entire store... Oh right, she is poor in this universe.
He also couldn't forget Lisa who was quiet but also had her moments of sexual harassment in which she sought some privacy with Lincoln, the only ones who weren't causing problems for now were Sam and Ronnie Anne; they were like her fairy godmothers
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Lincoln: Also, never drive drunk or with any drugs on you.
He quickly killed the sentimental moment by giving such normal and silly advice, making Toby laugh a little, just as Lemy felt better after everything that happened at the mall.
