Chapter 3 Martin and Martin?

Martin had bright pink hair until his training with the philosopher's stone. His hair was now a color of dark orange brown just like fried chicken. He was the chosen one. The Demon from Oregon.

Colonel Sanders commented, "Martin. Your training is complete."

Martin replied, "Time to fuck up those bad guys."

The 45th President of the United States Donald Trump walked onto the naval ship. He got on all fours like a horse. Martin sat on his back and Donald Trump's hands and knees slid across the ground. He automatically accelerated and Martin rode Donald Trump as a motorcycle. Colonel Sanders and Captain Crunch flew on a magic carpet made out of KFC napkins. Mario and Luigi used the yellow capes to fly to their next destination. Martin was given a GPS location of his enemies. After five hundred miles of travel, Martin arrived.

He was shocked to see a person who looked exactly like him although with a 1970s Burt Reynolds pornstache. His hair was not bright pink like Martin's original hair color. His was a dark orange brown.

The man with the pornstache said, "Martin. I knew you'd come."

Martin asked, "Who are you? And why do you look exactly like me? But with a mustache?"

"You have to ask our parents."

"Our parents? What are you talking about?"

"They never told you? Not surprising. We used to be the same person Martin. But our parents split us into two beings. One person being the good side. And the other person being the evil side, that person being me. Our parents dropped me into a warp pipe as a baby and I was banished to the Mario universe. They thought I would be killed or eaten. They were wrong."

"No! This is all a terrible lie!"

"I am you. And you are me. We used to be the same person. I am your shadow. However unlike you I spent most of my time training here. I am much more powerful than you. You can't defeat me."

"You're not me!"

"When I kill you, there will be no other Martin besides me. But I have good news. I no longer call myself Martin. I am Wartin. Just like Mario and Wario, Martin and Wartin."

"The writing in this story keeps getting worse."

"Martin. It is time to end this."

Martin immediately crushed an invincibility star in his hands. He ran and unleashed a fury of kung fu punches and kicks. All one hundred of them were dodged by Wartin effortlessly. He smirked. Martin ran out of his invincibility. Wartin strangled his other self with his bare hands. Martin felt his other self's hands choking his neck. Martin could no longer fight and he died. Wartin released his grip and Martin fell to the ground. Wartin ate a fire flower and released a fire ball from his hand setting the former Martin into a blaze.

Mario and Luigi were busy fighting Bowser. Bowser breathed fire and Mario and Lugi suffered severe burns. They ate red mushrooms to heal. Mario threw a blue shell and it exploded in Bowser's face. Mario saw Martin's dead body burning. He knew it was over. Bowser bit Luigi's stomach. Luigi used his vacuum to suck in Bowser's face and send him flying. Colonel Sanders threw the spear of Friedus and it penetrated Bowser's stomach. His stomach bled and the king of the Koopas was enraged. Captain Crunch summoned the six Berry Meteorites. Six meteorites all of a different berry flavor found in Captain Crunch cereal. All six hit Bowser and there was a large explosion that created a crater a mile in radius.

Bowser was severely injured, but not dead. Wartin came to his ally's side. Bowser breathed one last fire breath that released flames the height of a skyscraper. Mario and the rest of his group were severely damaged. The situation was bleak. Wartin punched a hole into the ground. He and Bowser fell into the hole and they landed two thousand feet underneath the surface of the planet. Bowser swiped his claws and broke the locks of the original recipe of 11 Herbs and Spices. Wartin opened the metal safe and took the piece of paper. He read it and it was beautiful. The paper glowed and his eyes were overwhelmed by the Infinity Recipe of 11 Herbs and Spices. He did not allow Bowser to read the page.

Wartin commented, "Hmm. So this is the Infinity Recipe of 11 Herbs and Spices."

When Mario and his group fell to the core of the planet they were disappointed and struck with sadness. Colonel Sanders warned, "No! Wartin! You have no idea what you're doing! I had to hide the recipe from mortals! It's too powerful even for me!"

"I don't give a fuck." Wartin stabbed Bowser's chest with his hand and pulled out his heart. Bowser's heart was in Wartin's grasp and he ate the heart in front of the group to their disgust. Bowser fell to the ground dying instantly. Wartin stood on top of the stomach of Bowser. He kicked with one foot and rode away from the core of the planet using Bowser's corpse as a surfboard flying in the air.

"What have you done? You son of a bitch! You destroyed the universe!"