A/N: This is a work of fiction using the characters from Harry Potter that are trademarked by J.K. Rowling.

Bill apparated into his house and smiled at the scent of dinner. He had been gone for a week and he was glad to be home. He heard movement upstairs and assumed that's where he would find his wife. He ascended the stairs and caught sight of his blonde-haired wife bent over in the hall closet.

"My my my…what have we here?" he whispered as his eyes caressed her legs.

He snuck up behind her, leaned over, place his hand on her rear end and whispered, "Ever done it in a pyramid?"

"Ah!" Daphne yelled startled. She grabbed the first thing she saw and swung the beater bat with all her strength.

"Oh my god," Bill groaned when the bat made contact with his ribs, "Daphne," he winced.

Daphne stood there with a hand on her chest as she tried to regulate her heat beat.

"I-I am so sorry. I though you were Fleur."

"Well, it is her house," Daphne said with a smirk once her panic had subsided.

"What is going on here?"

Bill looked to his right and saw, at the top of the stairs, his wife, Fleur and Daphne's fiancée, Harry.

"Oh, don't worry honey. Bill was just very curious out of bedroom activities."

"Um, What?" Harry blinked.

"Yeah. He was very curious if we had ever had sex in a pyramid. Now I would be inclined to say now but there was our engagement trip to Vegas, and we stayed at the Luxor so maybe. What do you think Bill, does that count?"

Bill, face flushed with embarrassment, stuttered over his words. He didn't even know Daphne and Harry were coming over, "I didn't know anyone else was here. It's not my fault they look so much alike from the back."

Bill blushed harder when he caught sigh of the frowns on everyone's face, and he realized what he had said.

"The whole family is here tonight. To celebrate Harry and Daphne's engagement. I told you about this last week," said Fleur.

"Ah, yes. Of course. Let's not keep everyone waiting then," Bill muttered and tried to hurry everyone back down the stairs.

"Yeah, we should head back downstairs. Molly's chicken smells amazing and I don't want Charlie to eat all the rolls before we get any," Harry agreed.

Fleur and Harry led the way with Bill and Daphne taking up the rear. Just as they hit the first floor Daphne turned to Bill and said, "Next time you want to know about what Harry and I get up to maybe don't grab my ass, okay Bill?"

"What?" Harry exclaimed and looked over that the blushing redhead.

Word Count: 441

Challenges/Prompts:

Scamander's Case – Character: Bill Weasley, Trope: Mistaken Identity
Wicked Web – Harry/Daphne, Relationship: Engaged
Writing Club: Movie Madness – "My my my…what have we here?"
Writing Club: Chocolate Frogs – Object: Beater Bat