Our hero was tied to a chair, he grimaced as the massively muscular plot bunny swung the light,

"You used to be so punctual old friend," it noted leaning down, "So why is it now you can't write the stories the fans want to see?," it asked,

"T-, Toga," the hero said grasping for ideas,

"Yes hero, what does Toga do?,"

"Sh-she, she lov-," he twitches, "has to find who kissed Izu-, fights Momo-,"

Plot bunny patted him on the cheek, "It's alright hero, nobody can blame you, well not harder then you blame yourself at least," it held up something the hero could not stand, "Here you go pal," it said forcing him to chew the taffy,

"Nhoo, I'm tryn," he pleaded as the taffy got stuck on his teeth and he tried desperately to chew it,

Plot bunny chuckled, "By the way I have a new idea for a story for you," it placed a piece of paper down his shirt, "Remember to update it as often as you do everything else," it snickered as it pressed play on the tv remote and chose something new for him to watch,

A man walked on the screen, and instantly Our hero knew what he was, a preacher-man trying to be 'hip' with the youth, "Heya my friendos,"

Hero shook his head, "Nhoo," he groaned, "buhnny pease," he begged,

"Have you ever heard of a sweet broham called J.C?," The Preacher-Man asked, "He's a fun guy to have around,"

"'IS IS RULE AN UN HU-AN TOR-URE!," and the Hero's screams filled the night.

Feel the Hype!

The girls of 1-A had sneakily gathered in the girls bathroom to discuss a secret plot, but they all were running dry on ideas,

"Maybe if we put a muzzle on him he'll get the message?," Jiro suggested, it was one of her least violent ideas of dealing with their problem,

"No chere," Yuga said shaking his head, "He's a pervert, and that could backfire if he's into it,"

"I keep forgetting you're here," Jiro said as the lone boy in the girls bathroom went back to doing his nails, silently she lamented they were better kept then her own.

Mina rubbed her chin, she had her tongue out in concentration, "Maybe we could-,"

"Aizawa won't let us physically hurt him," Ochako said, "Well not too much, and not if we ambush him Mina,"

They all shivered as they imagined their homeroom teacher turning his quick-cancelling gaze at them, suddenly the door opened, the 1-A girls [and Yuga for some reason] wondered if their problem had found them,

"Woah," But their collective fears were erased as Itsuka Kendo stared at them, "Pretty weird to hang out in the girls bathroom guys," she said, "And, uh a guy huh?," Yuga waved at her and she dumbly waved back, she shook her head, "Know what, just-," she stepped around the group, "Don't mind me," and entered the last stall,

"Should I leave Madame?," he asked as sparkly as ever,

"I mean It is the girls bathroom," she said, a bit uncomfortable that a guy might hear her doing her business,

"He can't!," Toru cried, "He has a big mouth and if he leaves Mineta might know we're trying to get rid of him,"

"Mineta?," Itsuka asked, "Oh the perv from your class," she vaguely remembered a time he tried to squeeze her breasts, she sighed, "Fine," and then she got out of the stall, washed her hands and sat by the others, "What have we got so far?,"

"I didn't hear you flush," Mina stated,

"I haven't gone yet, the faster you all leave the faster I can..." she left the sentence there,

"So far we only have one solid plan," Momo lamented, "Toru,"

The invisible girl nodded, which Itsuka only knew cause the note she was holding bobbed, "Right, this was suggested by Tsuyu, what if we got a boy to discourage Mineta's perverseness, reasons why we stopped was-,"

"Simple, the only effective deterrents we have are Bakugo, Todoroki, And Kirishima," Jiro stated, "Kirishima's too easy to distract and ditch, Shoto's clueless and easy to trick, and Bakugo's more likely to kill us for even thinking of asking him, the others are either not threatening enough or pervs too," Jiro groaned,

Itsuka nodded, she knew what 1-A was going through, well sorta, personally she also thought they were kinda lucky not having a class perv that was female, though she knew at least Setsuna only groped people consensually, "What if we ask a boy?," She asked, her school mates looked at her,

"That could work," Momo smiled,

"Will it?," Jiro said carefully, "Like nothing personal but I don't think your metal guy is going to be harder to ditch then Kirishima,"

"I wasn't thinking about asking TetsuTetsu though," No, Itsuka had something worse in mind, "Have two of you meet me in the library in thirteen minuets, I'll bring the fire power," she said,

And that's how Momo and Jiro sat waiting for Itsuka and the mystery guy she planned on bringing,

Soon they saw the orange haired girl dragging a skinny green haired boy with her,

"Well she really brought the muscle didn't she?," Jiro snarked seeing the boy was much thinner then she was, and then for a brief second wondered if he was okay,

"Sorry we're late," Itsuka said, "But we're here now,"

"H-," Itsuka held her mouth over the boys,

"Indoor voice," She stressed,

He nodded quickly, and after she let go of his mouth he bowed low, "Sorry Senpais, I was trying to help Ibara-Senpai braid her hair," he apologised sincerely and energetically, "I may have gotten a little tangled up," he chuckled, then his eyes went wide and he face palmed himself, "Oh I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Izuku Midoriya, I'm a first year,"

The 1-A girls blinked, "Um," Jiro said,

But Momo simply smiled, returned his bow, and said, "Hello Izuku, I'm Momo Yaoyorozu, and this is Kyoka Jiro," She gestured to her friend who simply raised her hand, "And we're first years too, so we aren't your Senpais,"

Izuku nodded so quickly Jiro half wondered if his head would fall off, "Okay so we're in the same year Momo-Senpai, right I'll try to remember that so I don't bug you or Kyoko-Senpai, sorry if I forget though, Senpais,"

Momo's smile faltered slightly, "As I said Izuku we're not your Senpais," she reminded him politely,

"Oh, Thanks for the reminder Momo-Senpai," Izuku bowed again, "Sorry Momo-Senpai, Kyoka-Senpai," he bowed again twice as he said their names,

"Does he call everyone Senpai?," Jiro asked,

Itsuka shook her head, "Just certain people,"

"So cause Momo looks older he'll just keep calling her Senpai?," Jiro asked,

"Momo-Senpai does look more mature then most people our age," Izuku nodded, "Don't you think Kyoka-Senpai?,"

Were she alone Jiro would've nodded, because Momo looked like she was eighteen, upon meeting her first Jiro assumed she and Ida were upperclassman who'd come to welcome them to U.A. and warn them about wreaking the schools image or something, but since their were other people she just asked, "Then why call me Senpai?," she assumed he'd say something like 'Cause you're with Momo-Senpai'

"Cause you have this look in your eyes Kyoka-Senpai, it's..." Izuku stuck out his tongue in concentration, "It's not mature," he said, he shut his eyes and began tapping his head with both hands in an upbeat rhythm, "What's the word?," he asked himself, his eyes shot open and seemed to light up, "Oh, analytical," he nodded, "Your eyes are so analytical, I can't believe you're both freshmen like me Senpai,"

Okay so he was an alright person, but why out of everyone in class 1-B did Itsuka bring him?, Jiro wondered,

He grinned as her eyes scanned him, it felt like she'd proven him right, maybe he saw the future?,

"Well Izuku do you know why you're here?," Momo asked,

Izuku nodded again, "Yep Yep Senpai, Itsuka-Senpai said you needed help,"

The girls waited for him to say 'With dealing with a pervert,' but Izuku just energetically bounced in place with a grin on his face,

"And he is the one you said could help right?," Jiro asked, Maybe Izuku was just part of a study session Itsuka had planned and the real help was yet to arrive, Itsuka nodded, "Soo what's his quirk then?,"

"Hype," Izuku grinned, "My quirk Hype gives me the ability to buff anyone's abilities, or mental state, anything really if they believe in me, I use these cool hi-tech flying taiko drums with to amplify my quirk after I got to U.A. before that I used regular taiko drums which also amplify my quirk,"

"Drums huh?," Jiro asked,

"I see, but uh, and pardon my questioning Itsuka but is Izuku the right man for the job here?," Dealing with perverts was tricky business after all,

"Izuku's passionate, he won't quit something till he's done," Itsuka said, "And best of all... well Izuku who's your roommate?,"

"Ibara-Senpai," Izuku smiled, "She's so nice to me, she always reminds me to go to sleep, and sometimes she lets me drum in the room if I'm not too loud,"

The girls eyes widened, "What?," Jiro asked,

"Funny story," Izuku said, "You see originally Komori was roomed with Ibara-Senpai but there was complications cause Ibara-Senpai's religious and Komori's gay-,"

"Not that Ibara had a problem with Komori's sexuality," Itsuka stressed knowing Izuku often omitted that part since he knew Ibara as one of the sweetest people in the world and knew her feelings on the matter, and simply assumed everyone already knew that.

"No Komori decided to move out cause she couldn't help uh-," Izuku rubbed his chin, how did Komori say it again?, "Oh, she was worried her eyes would start to wander and make Ibrara-senpai uncomfortable, and there were her own problems with religion but I don't know much about that,"

"But you're sharing a room with a girl?," Momo asked again,

"For certain reasons the only two people who could change rooms with Komori were Izuku and Setsuna," Ibara was sure she'd die of a heart attack if Setsuna moved in with her,

"There was a bunch of reason why," Izuku said, "I think most other people couldn't stand the smell of mushrooms,"

"But why not just have solo rooms?," Momo asked politey,

Izuku and Itsuka gave each other an awkward look, "It's personal," they both said quickly,

Then Itsuka said, "It's not about Izuku it's Ibara, if you really want to know it's her story to tell not ours,"

That told Jiro that they didn't want to say something about Ibara that might embarrass her,

After a few seconds Itsuka said, "Well let's get to the reason why we're here," she took a breath and turned to Izuku, "Izuku they have this friend-,"

"Not really our friend," Jiro stressed,

"I mean perhaps if he could control himself better," Momo said,

"But he's a pervert, which is one thing, but he's also a groper," Jiro said, She didn't care for perverts as long as they kept their thoughts to themselves and didn't try anything to who they were perving after, but Mineta constantly mouthed off about what he was thinking and he'd already tried to grope Ochako, so they needed to nip this in the bud,

"I see," Izuku nodded, "Self control issues eh?,"

Momo nodded "His name is Minoru Mineta and we would be extremely grateful if you could ward him of..." She looked around, "I uh,"

"Where did he go?," Jiro asked, after Momo said Mineta's name Izuku seemed to vanish,

"To take care of your pervert," Itsuka said, "Positively,"

OCTOPUS-Time skip-OCTOPUS

Minetta sat in his room alone as usual, he was trying to figure out which dirty mag had the best cover model, which is why his floor was covered in them, "Number twenty two is..." he said as he studied the big breasted model, "Very attractive," he said with a perverse smile, "But just how attractive is she compared to the...," Minetta stopped, he could swear he heard some banging in the distance, he shook his head, "Others?," he finished looking at the pile of what was supposed to be the top ten,

The banging got louder, though now Mineta knew it was drums, he rolled his eyes, "Bakugo probably," he said knowing the almost psychotic boy would probably send an explosion his way if he even tried to tell him to quiet down,

But then as Mineta was about to compare twenty two with the other fourteen he realised something, the sound wasn't drums, they were from a taiko drum, big, heavy, and not the kind Bakugo could play, which raised the question who could play the taiko drum?,

"No," he said, "Not drum, drums?," he realised, it was almost like someone was running while carrying and beating, five different taiko drums,

Suddenly the sound was outside his door "BE MO-," And something hit his door and bounced off, "Owwie,"

Minetta stepped back as the drums started again and his door was opened and pushed by some skinny shirtless green haired guy in a festival Happi and a twisted headband, walked in banging floating tech taiko drums, "You're Mineta?," he asked,

"Wh-who wants to know?," Mineta said trying to sound tough,

The green haired boy took a deep breath, "I BELIEVE YOU CAN BEAT THIS ADDICTION MINETTA!," he shouted,

"Huh?,"

The boy picked up a dirty mag, "Look you've even collected so many dirty mags to feed your addiction,"

"It's not an addiction!," Mineta said, then he smirked, "Look buddy it's just a few mags you can have on-,"

"Then lets burn them," Izuku said serously,

Mineta screeched trying to pull his babies to him, he needed them they were the source of his power, without them he couldn't be horny anymore, "Wait no that's dumb," Mineta said calming himself down, "The reason I want them Is cause I have a high sex drive, if you take them away I'll just become worse,"

"Oh I don't actually care about the magazines," the boy dropping the one he was holding, "In fact most of the people I know have some,"

Mineta was now confused, "What?," he shook his head, "Look I don't know what you want or who you are but please leave,"

"I'm Izuku," the green haired teen said taking the large drum sticks off his belt, "And I'm here," He slowly started beating a floating drum, "TO BELIEVE IN YOU!,"

For the next seven days wherever Mineta went he heard drums and enthusiastic shouting followed by Izuku running over to him, no matter what he did or where he did it Izuku found him and forced his encouragement onto him,

The girls of class 1-A were in shock and amazement as their biggest problem vanished as he was trying to avoid Izuku,

"Finally now we can prepare for the big test," Toru said breathing a sigh of relief,

"Yes I can't wait, now we can study without him finding us and making us uncomfortable," Momo said,

"Uh about that," Tsuyu croaked, "Aizawa said he moved that up from the end of the month to tomorrow cause he thought we weren't studying hard enough,"

Mina groaned, "WHYYYYYYY MR AIZAWAAAAAAAA?,"

Mr. Aizawa walked into the room, "Maybe you should all try studying instead of complaining," he said walking past them,

OCTOPUS-The End-OCTOPUS

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