Get ready for an epic and awesome battle with Elijah from The Purge Movies.
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE BLOODY AND GORY! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
WORK IN PROGRESS
On the Wiener Planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Leon Powalsky, Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi and Shado as well as Sour Sweet, Archer Bodkin, Robin Hood (Disney), Shamir (Fire Emblem), Legolas and Virion (Fire Emblem) and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.
Nico: The Wiener planet. It's so awesome here.
Camie: It sure is.
Lola: (YAWNS) Yeah it sure is.
Xenia: I agree there. Man it's cool here.
Sour Sweet: It sure is awesome.
Nico: Sour Sweet, I want to thank you, Leon, and your teams for coming.
Sour Sweet: No problem Nico. This will be cool.
Varie: It sure will be.
Archer Bodkin: You got that right guys!
Apple Bloom: That is for sure!
Nico: Archer Bodkin, What do you like to do in your free time?
Archer Bodkin: I like to practice archery.
Nico: Nice.
Archer Bodkin: Thanks. It's my talent. It's fun.
Qin: Archer's a great shot too. It's cool.
Nico: Where do you practice?
Archer Bodkin: In the archery fields in the School Archery Club. It's fun. Also I'm still in school. I have to study too.
Nico: True.
Lola: (YAWNS) That's cool.
Nico: Yeah. Man yesterday was fun and awesome! We took down Set!
Me: We sure did! Set was totally helpless against our power.
Camie: Boy no kidding!
Nico: He didn't deserve to call himself a god.
Nicole: That is too true!
Camie: Yeah!
Eli: Set was pure evil.
Me: Yep. But he had it coming. Our power was too much for him to handle.
Maria: But I will tell you this. It was awesome meeting Tefnut. She did choose me as her champion after all.
Xenia: That is true and that was cool.
Nico: And her power cured you.
Maria: It sure did.
Carol: Boy no kidding and that was so cool.
Qin: Yeah. And thank goodness we stopped Set from stealing the powers of the other gods.
Xenia: Or who knows what would have happened.
Camie: Thank goodness we made sure he didn't.
Nico: Thank goodness.
Eli: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: He got what he desered.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Good riddance.
Lola: (YAWNS) Yeah.
Lana: Lola are you okay?
Me: Uh oh. I think I know what's coming.
Maria: Wanna talk about it?
Then Lola broke down crying and Laney comforted her.
Natilee: This is her dream here.
She showed a sketch of it and what w saw WAS HORRIFYING! She lost a pagaent and Lindsey Sweetwater reported her and Lola was permanently banned and blacklisted from all pagaents for life and then she went ballistic! She burned her entire family into ashes and then burned the CITY AND THE WORLD INTO ASHES AND ROARED FEROCIOUSLY!
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Xenia: Oh man!
Camie: That is terrible!
Me: That is a terrible nightmare!
Anna Anyanova: With what we Guardian Angels experienced from Lola that dream doesn't surprise me because of her Dark Side.
Nico: It wasn't real.
Me: No it wasn't. But I think I know what happened. She was letting her demons about her pagaents haunt her.
Nico: You're right.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Lola: (CRYING) IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!
Rita: Oh sweetie you're going to be okay. That was just a bad dream.
Nico: That's right.
Me: I got an idea. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I brought Icky Vicky tied to her pole.
Me: Hey Icky Vicky! Are you saying that I'm an ugly overdone piece of meat! Is that what you're saying!? What am I A BIG OVERGROWN PIECE OF STINKBUTT MEAT HERE TO AMUSE YOU!?
Icky Vicky: Um Yes?
Me: DAT'S IT!
I jumped Icky Vicky and Lola laughed hysterically as she saw me beat her up!
Me: I GOT YOUR MEAT! HERE'S YOUR MEAT! I'LL MAKE GRAVY OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YOU UGLY FLAT-CHESTED SACK OF HOT AIR!
EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Lola laughed and so did us!
Nico: I think that's enough.
Then a massive shower of gold and jewels came out of her and I teleported her back.
Nico: Feel better Lola?
Lola: I sure do! Thanks J.D. That really made me laugh.
Me: I agree. That was funny.
Qin: Those always crack me up.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Now lets eat some wieners!
I ate some.
Me: Mmm! (Eating)
Lola: (eating) Mmm! Delicious.
Maria ate some.
Maria: (Eating) Mmm! Juicy and delicious.
Nico: You said it.
Lincoln: It's quiet out here. But, too quiet, everyone keep your eyes peeled for the next emergency.
Suddenly, Lincoln and all of us heard a very loud scream.
Me: What was that?
Lincoln: Let's head over there at once!
We rushed on over, and we saw a girl beaten up badly. When Cadenza Cthugha and Lincoln saw her, they were shocked.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Cadenza, it's Emily!
Cadenza Cthugha: Emily?! Oh my God!
Varie was busy healing Emily Cthugha.
Nico: Holy crap! Someone did a number on her!
Me: You guys know her?
Lincoln: We do, that's Cadenza's younger sister, Emily. Oh man, what kind of savage monstrous jerk would do that to her?!
Cadenza Cthugha: (Growls) There's only one fucker who would do that to her! (YELLING RIGHT AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS) VENN VEXOS!
Nico: Oh God, she's pissed!
Lincoln: She has every right to be, and I should've known Venn did this to Emily, and you guys aren't going to like hearing about him. Venn Vexos is a rotten disgusting heartless narcissistic misogynistic asshole who enjoys beating women up and treating them like dirt, and he's beaten up a ton of men as well, but he went way too far as many of his victims also wound up getting murdered by him.
Cadenza Cthugha: And if that's not worse, he's also Emily's evil abusive boyfriend who treated her like garbage. So, in the end, I put a stop to Venn and got him arrested for his crimes, and after his trial, he was found guilty and sentenced to death for murder.
NOW, WE WERE ABSOLUTELY PISSED!
Lincoln: So, that was the emergency: Venn Vexos has broken out to get revenge on Cadenza, and he's not going to stop until he kills Emily.
Me: (SUPER NTH-DEGREE PISSED OFF) THAT MOTHERFUCKING PISSANT! I'M GONNA TEAR HIM TO FUCKING SHREDS!
Lincoln: Easy, J.D., you'll get that chance to go apeshit ballistic on him. Varie, take Emily home and get her to the infirmary.
Cadenza Cthugha: I'm sorry Emily!
Then, Lincoln called the rest of the team and told them of what happened.
Lori: Lincoln told us of the situation, I can't believe that moron broke out, he's gonna pay for this.
Nico: Yeah he will!
Tara heard a Pokemon cry.
Taro: Look here!
We saw a Galarian Moltres!
Me: Whoa a Galarian Moltres!
Galar Moltres: (Groans) And I hurt my leg.
Tara: Oh you poor thing.
We got to healing it.
Tara: Are you okay now?
Galar Moltres: Thanks to you.
Tara: Want to come with us?
Galar Moltres: Sure.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Venn Vexos) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Venn Vexos, he's 20 yards away and he's closing in on Cadenza, let's get him...!
I let out a roar of rage and was about to charge out until Lincoln bashed me on the head.
BONK!
Nico: Before J.D. tries to end the fun early before you and Cadenza could tear him to fucking pieces, and I hope you tear his heart out and eat it in front of him, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You know I will. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: What?! I thought RD Sebastian...!
Lincoln: Turns out Flip had more of them. (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Venn Vexos.
Qin: Lets go get that jerk.
We were flying in the air and landed and we were looking for that asshole, Venn Vexos.
Lincoln: Alright, now that asshole's got to be here somewhere.
Nico: Keep your eyes peeled.
Winona Sponge: Whatever you say, cap'n. [peels eyes]
Mr. Krabs: Now that's an employee who follows orders.
Lily: Literally.
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) She is just like me.
Squidward: Do you have a pet snail?
Winona Sponge: No I have a cat.
Nico: Snails are cats in the ocean.
Lola: Yeah they meow like them.
Camie: Yep.
Qin: Lets focus everyone!
Cadenza Cthugha: He's not getting out of this alive, what he just did to my sister, he's gonna get his ass handed to him!
?: (SUPER ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THROWING ME IN PRISON!
Cadenza Cthugha: YEAH! FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!
We saw our target: a male with long wild black hair, red eyes full of pure hatred, and he has on a red prison jumpsuit and he had a knife in his hand and blood on his hands too, it was Venn Vexos, and he was out for blood. But, before he could try and stab Cadenza Cthugha, Lincoln created a massive indestructible diamond barrier with fire surrounding it that protected all of us and when that asshole drove his knife in, the barrier stood strong and the fire melted the knife into molten metal, and that made him even more pissed off than ever.
Me: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
I charged and went at Venn Vexos and I PROCEEDED TO GO APESHIT BALLISTIC ON THAT ASSHOLE! I PROCEEDED TO SMASH HIS FACE AND SMASHED HIS TEETH OUT OF HIS MOUTH WITH SUPER HARD PUNCHES, I BROKE EVERY LAST BONE IN HIS BODY, I GOT OUT MY GREATSWORD AND THEN!
SLASH!
I SLASHED OFF HIS CROTCH, AND GAVE HIM TWO BLACK EYES!
Nico: OH DAMN! NICE ONE, J.D., AND FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
Lincoln fired a massive diamond ball with fire surrounding it, and it hit Venn Vexos and sent it flying and crashed into a wall Lincoln made and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we all got ready to confront Venn Vexos.
Venn Vexos: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, BITCH! (SCREAMS IN AGONY)
Lincoln: You won't be laying one hand on my Guardian Angel or her sister again, Venn.
Cadenza Cthugha: You said it, and I've had it up to hear with this asshole to last an eternity, get ready to pay for what you did to my sister!
Me: Yeah! You fucking make me sick!
Galarian Moltres charged at him and fired a blade of darkness fire and it hit him and blasted him all over!
I teleported and punched him in the face!
POW! BLAM WHAM WHOMP SMASH BIFF KROW!
I smashed his face in all over the place.
I then started punching his face all over with extreme brutality and punched him all over with sheer savagery!
I really let him have it!
I smashed him into the ground left and right and spun him around and threw him high into the air and flew after him and bashed him in the face all over and let him have it more!
Luan got out the Light Sword of Comedy Light!
Luan: This is one Laugh you won't Light up! LIGHT STYLE: COMEDY HURRICANE BURST!
Luan swung the sword and fired a massive laugh riot hurricane and blasted him all over!
Xenia: Take that!
Camie: YEAH!
Cornelia got out the Sword of Mother Earth.
Cornelia: This is what you get for messing with the good women of Mother Earth! EARTH STYLE: MUD FURY BUTTSPLATER!
She swung the sword and fired a massive wave of mud and drenched him!
KRASPLAT!
Raiden got out the Sea Storm Blade of Poseidon.
Raiden: Take this! NEPTUNE STYLE: GHOST SHIP THUNDERSTORM!
He swung his sword and fired a wave of energy and it formed into a stormy ghost ship and it hit Venn and blasted him down.
Nico: Take that you Buttfreak!
Mallow got out the Jungle Blade of Eternia
Mallow: Taste these fruits! JUNGLE STYLE: FRUIT BOMBS OF DOOM!
She swung the sword and fired explosive fruits and they smashed and blasted him all over!
Me: Try this one! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: WRATH OF THE CRAZY PONY!
I fired a wave of darkness and it formed into a crazy pony and it jumped onto Venn and mauled him all over with incredibly powerful savagery!
Venn: (SCREAMS LIKE TUDDRUSSEL) FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S SWEET AND GOOD! GET HIM OFF OF ME! (SCREAMS)
Zoe got out the Wind Sword of Kazejin!
Zoe: Taste this wind! WIND STYLE: STORM OF 10,000 WINDS!
She swung the sword and fired a wave of wind and it spun Ven around in a ferocious tornado and he THREW UP ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Xenia: Whoa! Nice one!
Double D got out the Sword of The Ghosts of Anur Phaetos!
Edd: Taste these ghosts! GHOST STYLE: GHOSTS OF FURIOUS MAYHEM!
He swung the sworld and fired ghosts and they hit Venn and exploded!
MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS!
Nico: Take that!
Duncan got out the Blade of Mars Fire.
Duncan: Taste these! MARS FIRE STYLE: FIRE BLADES OF OLYMPUS MONS!
He swung the sword and fired waves of fire and they hit Venn and burned him all over.
Lola: Take that!
Xenia: Yeah!
Jake got out the Wolf Moon Blade of the Crescent!
Jake Long: Try this one! WOLF MOON STYLE: LUNAR CRESCENT FURY LASER!
HE pointed the blade and fired a laser blast and it hit Venn and blasted him all over!
Qin: Take that!
Me: And this!
I teleported and grabbed him by his underwear and pulled them over his head!
HOING! SNAP!
Princess What's Her Name got out the Cube Blade Sword of Bizarro.
Princess What's Her Name: Taste this weirdness! BIZARRO STORM STYLE: STORM OF CUBES BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired waves of cubes and they hit Venn and blasted him all over!
Qin: Take that!
Starfire got out the Star Sword of Tamaran!
Starfire: Time for some pain! TAMARAN STYLE: STAR STORM OF TAMARAN!
She swung the sword and fired energy blasts and blasted Venn all over!
Me: Takte that!
Venn: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Nico: Fat Chance!
Qin: The only one that's going to die IS YOU!
Qin fired waves of fireballs and blasted him all over!
Xenia: YEAH!
Xenia fired arrows and skewered him in his legs.
Poromon pecked him.
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poromon: You like that!? YOU LIKE THAT!?
Poliwag slapped him with his tail.
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Poliwag: Take that you jerkball!
SMASH!
He smashed him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
Horsea: Had enough?!
Venn: NEVER! Not until you are all dead!
Cadenza Cthugha: Then you will suffer the worst!
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Cthugha's Cosmic Eternal Great Old One Fire Vampire Greatsword of Dark Great Old One Eldritch Justice from her back, and as she approached Venn Vexos, she left black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Cadenza Cthugha: Even after I sent you to prison all those years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Venn Vexos. You are and always will be a narcissistic misogynistic piece of garbage who beats up women and degrades them and has absolutely no respect for women whatsoever and you even beat up any man who gets in your way. I've had it up to hear with you to last a fucking eternity, bitch, now I'm going to end you once and for all, and this time, I'm gonna make absolutely sure you never ever show your ugly mug here again!
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, and Eldritch Runes surrounding the vortex, there are the Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, angels, and Cthugha flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix and above it is Cthugha with red eyes glaring at Venn Vexos: the eyes of death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh, this is gonna be good!
Lincoln: That pile of garbage is finally going to get his death sentence, and we'll finally be rid of him for good.
Venn Vexos saw the vortex in fear, but he became absolutely pissed off and charged at the vortex to kill Cadenza Cthugha again, but Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow fire that hit Venn Vexos in the chest and he screamed in agonizing pain.
Me: Nice shot, Lincoln.
Nico: And fuck you, you pile of human garbage!
Then, as the vortex faded, Cadenza Cthugha emerged, but she was changed forever.
Cadenza Cthugha grew from 7'4" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve orange and yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the Sigil of Cthugha emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Cthugha with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Satanic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blood red Cthugha-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Cadenza Cthugha has on a sleeveless black crop top, black pants, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Cthugha surrounded by fire and darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with red tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with red tips and red markings grew much larger and longer for her new body. Cadenza Cthugha has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha's massive Cthugha's Cosmic Eternal Great Old One Fire Vampire Greatsword of Dark Great Old One Eldritch Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cadenza Cthugha's Cosmic Eternal Infernal Darkness Satanic Great Old One Cthugha Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Infernal Darkness Satanic Great Old One Cthugha Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Eldritch Runes and Cthugha etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large black demon heads and orange tentacles for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blood red gems embedded on their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black demon heads and tentacles with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the black demon heads is a large black demon head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth with black tentacles for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Cthugha with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with flames in between the kanji below Cthugha that said, "Cadenza Cthugha, Incarnation of Cthugha, Most Powerful of The Cthulhu Mythos Incarnations, Master of The Lovecraftian Curse Cthugha's Fire Vampire Curse, Master of The Dark Omnipotent Powers of Cthugha, Friend of Adriana Azathoth, Arabella Yog-Sothoth, Selena Shub-Niggurath, Callista Cthulhu, Helena Hastur, and Adrienne Nyarlathotep, Master of Darkness, Black Magic, Dark Magic, Fire, and Satanic Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Despicable Enemies, Fire Vampire Dark Angel of Justice, Archenemy of Universe 666 Morag, Destroyer of Ultimate King Ghidorah of The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Fire, The Great Old Ones, Fire Vampires, Phoenixes, and Angels"
カデンツァ クトゥガ、クトゥガの化身、クトゥルフ神話の化身で最も強力、ラヴクラフトの呪いのマスター クトゥガの火の吸血鬼の呪い、クトゥガの闇の全能の力のマスター、アドリアナ アザトースの友人、アラベラ ヨグソトース、セレナ シュブニグラス、カリスタクトゥルフ、ヘレナ・ハスター、エイドリアン・ニャルラトホテプ、闇のマスター、黒魔術、闇魔術、火、そして悪魔の魔術、愛する守護天使とリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、ダークロリの粉砕者、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダークリサ、ダークルアン、そしてリンカーンの卑劣な敵全員、ファイアーヴァンパイア正義のダークエンジェル、宇宙六百六十六の大敵モラグ、地球外生命体秩序オブ・ホーリーギドラの究極のキングギドラの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、地球の勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、黒魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、火、偉大なる古き者たち、火の吸血鬼、フェニックス、天使の達人
Cadenza Cthugha has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CTHUGHA-DEMON-GREAT OLD ONE-FIRE VAMPIRE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHUGHA DEMONIC SATANIC GREAT OLD ONE FIRE VAMPIRE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHUGHA DEMONIC SATANIC GREAT OLD ONE FIRE VAMPIRE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL GREAT OLD ONE MADNESS CTHUGHA DEMONIC SATANIC GREAT OLD ONE FIRE VAMPIRE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Cadenza Cthugha's Super Angel-Cthugha-Demon-Great Old One-Fire Vampire-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Venn Vexos saw it, he fucking lost it big time and ran at her to kill her in a fit of rage, but Lincoln snapped his fingers and we were on an abandoned dead planet and Cadenza Cthugha fired a massive barrage of black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, fire, flames, Eldritch Runes, Great Old Ones, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels which hit Venn Vexos and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but now, NOW, HE WAS SEVERELY AT NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP TO THE INFINITE POWER!
Cadenza Cthugha: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Great Old One Madness Cthugha Demonic Firestorm Satanic Great Old One Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Great Old One Madness Cthugha Demonic Firestorm Satanic Great Old One Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel Love) We've absolutely had it up to hear with you, Venn! Now, I'm gonna tear you to pieces for what you've done!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve breaking out of prison, Venn. You can consider yourself getting an early death sentence!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I'm gonna enjoy tearing you apart limb from limb, bitch! You deserve to be killed in a horrendous way!
Lincoln, Cadenza Cthugha, and I went after Venn Vexos, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Venn Vexos, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Cadenza Cthugha also did the same by firing black and red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Cadenza Cthugha, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Venn Vexos even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Venn Vexos: (SUPER NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, BITCH!
Venn Vexos charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Lincoln fired waves of radiation at him and he got burned badly, and Lincoln let out a loud howl and summoned a pack of wolves which brutally mauled and attacked Nocturne and he got badly hurt. Then, he fired red and blue wolf fire which hit Venn Vexos and he got burned bad.
Cadenza Cthugha kicked him in the face and then stabbed him right in his black heart with a fire sword she formed in her left hand!
Cadenza Cthugha: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Great Old One Madness Cthugha Demonic Firestorm Satanic Great Old One Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Great Old One Madness Cthugha Demonic Firestorm Satanic Great Old One Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel Love) PURE FIRE! Right through your twisted black heart! TAKE IT! TAKE IT STRAIGHT TO THE BLACK GATES YOU SICKENING PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
Venn looked at Cadenza.
Venn: (Weakly) THEN IF I GO DOWN! I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!
He revealed a NUKE STRAPPED TO HIMSELF!
Nico: YOU FUCKING SORE LOSER ASSHOLE! HE HAD A NUKE STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST!
Cadenza Cthugha: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Great Old One Madness Cthugha Demonic Firestorm Satanic Great Old One Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Great Old One Madness Cthugha Demonic Firestorm Satanic Great Old One Fire Vampire Phoenix God Angel Love): A NUKE! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
We ran fast and teleported out of there and then he laughed and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
HE EXPLODED WITH INCREDIBLE FORCE AND POWER WITH THE POWER OF 500 GIGATONS!
Eli: I didn't think we'd get out of there quick!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That sore loser had a nuke strapped to himself especially if he was going to die.
Then, Lincoln banished Venn Vexos' wretched soul to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Cadenza Cthugha's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Cadenza Cthugha: I never ever want to see your fucking face again, you bastard.
Suddenly, Cadenza Cthugha wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cadenza Cthugha's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Cthugha flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cadenza Cthugha sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: I can't believe that fucker also had a nuke strapped to himself, he was that crazed enough to get rid of us!
Lincoln: Either way, Venn Vexos is now nothing more than a forgotten memory, and since RD Sebastian just struck Lola last night.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we saw RD Sebastian already pissed off. But, then, we saw the bramble vine tattoos wrapped around his arms advance even further as he screamed in pain from the curse, and the viewing window closed.
Brittney: Serves you right, I can't wait until you meet your end on Halloween, you shit head.
Nicole: He really made a huge mistake crossing both Lincoln and Brittney, and from what we've seen, crossing The Empress of Darkness is literally a death sentence of the worst kind.
Me: Even crossing Lincoln by hurting his family, friends, harem, and kids is also a very huge mistake.
Lynn: Don't remind us, because he's scarier than a gorilla when he's pissed.
Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan shuddered in fright, even me and Nico.
Nico: (Shudders) Yeah, pissing off your brother is literally the worst thing your Dark Sides had done, and it never ends well.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: And Kazuma? You and Evelyn did good yesterday.
Kazuma: Thanks Nico.
Xenia: That was awesome.
Camie: It sure was.
Nico: Nice job Galarian Moltres.
Galar Moltres: Thanks Nico. It was cool.
Tara: It sure was.
Nico: We kicked that monsters ass.
Poromon got out a beer.
Poromon: Want a beer?
Galar Moltres: Oh no thanks. I only drink Wine.
Nico: Wine is still good.
Camie: Yep.
Poromon: Good enough for me.
Poliwag: (Does puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Galar Moltres: Nice try.
Nico: Poliwag that's enough
Poromon ate a wiener.
Poromon: Mmm! Delicious.
Qin: They sure are.
Me: The wieners are still awesome.
Nico: Yeah the sure are.
Nico then felt a draft.
Nico: Whoa is there a draft.
Lola: No but J.D.'s tail pulled down your pants!
Me: (LAUGHS) GOTCHA!
Nico: HEY!
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT WAS AWESOME!
Me: (LAUGHS)
Nico: PULL MY PANTS DOWN WILL YA!
Poliwag: Why did you do that?
Me: Oh just wanted to get a good laugh.
Nico: YEAH? WELL HERE COMES SOME PAYBACK!
He jumped at me and I teleported away and he ended up on top of may with his hand on her breast.
Me: Missed me!
May: Nico if you want to get it on just ask.
Nico blushed in total embarrassment.
May kissed Nico.
Qin: (LAUGHS)
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) OH THAT IS TOO FUNNY!
Me: Mission accomplished.
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) That was funny bro! Well done!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) Yeah! That tail of yours is amazing!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Nico and May were making out.
Manaphy made out with Poromon.
Me: (LAUGHS) Nice.
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: Yeah.
Lola: So cute.
Eli: Okay guys we got Anothers to face. (CONCENTRATES) WHOA! We got Another Leon Powalsky, Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi, Shado, Big Daddy Boo, LeGrange, Six Gum Gang, Chickenball Z Mandy, Mr. X, and Angel Roidmude (099).
Lola: Wow!
Nico: Nice! Anyone else?
Eli: There's also LeQuack, Katz, Black Puddle Witch, Big Toe and Eustace.
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: Awesome.
Nico: Who's up?
Me: Sour Sweet, Archer Bodkin, Robin Hood (Disney), Shamir (Fire Emblem), Legolas, Virion (Fire Emblem), Thomas the Tank Engine, Vert Wheeler, Right, Juru, Aruto, Zixx, Larry Loud, Mike, Alex, Kalolo and Kevin.
Nico: Nice!
Cayenne: This is gonna be so fun and awesome!
Then Cayenne's cutie mark started to glow.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Cayenne's cutie mark is glowing.
Eli: Good because I sense the anothers minus Leon are one person.
Me: Nice.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi, Shado, Big Daddy Boo, LeGrange, Six Gum Gang, Carnotaurus, Mr. T, Angel Roidmude (099), LeQuack, Katz, Black Puddle Witch, Big Toe and Eustace.
Nico: WOW!
Me: This will be cool!
Another Shado: It sure will.
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with magenta hair and purple eyes and had magenta clothes and fire angel wings and had a tiara with Cayenne's Cutie Mark on it and she had it on her skirt too and had a flaming ruby sword and had a red tail too.
Cheryl Cayenne: Cheryl Cayenne - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Cayenne.
Cayenne: Wow! It's awesome to meet you.
Cheryl Cayenne: Same here. I'm a spicy food lover and chef and I love all nuclear hot spicy food.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.
I caught the Wonder Ride books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: By the way is the Another Leon Powalsky friendly or hostile?
Cheryl Cayenne: Friendly and she is quite a daring explorer.
Me: Wow.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.
I caught the Wonder Ride books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SUNNY ILLUSION 6!
She summoned Universe 666 Lila Rossi, Universe 666 Lich, Kaufmo, Bad End Sunny, Balrog and Lego Bleez!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: And now we wait.
Lola: Yep.
Daring Do: But I'm ready for anything.
Then Daring Do's cutie Mark started glowing.
Me: Whoa!
Rainbow Dash: Daring Do's mark is glowing now.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: I know what that means!
Me: Yep.
Qin: Nice.
Me: There!
Out came ANOTHER LEON POWALSKY!
Nico: Whoa! Another Leon Powalsky!
Me: Another Leon Powalsky!
Nico: Whoa!
Another Leon: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for an awesome adventure!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and purple eyes and had green jungle clothes and had yellow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Daring Do's cutie mark on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a blue blade Mayan Sword in her hand and had Daring Do's tail.
Natasha Daring Do: Natasha Daring Do, Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Daring Do and adventurer, explorer, slayer of the forces of darkness and treasure hunter.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Wow!
Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!
Daring Do: Wow! It's an honor to meet my legacy and embodiment.
Natasha Daring Do: Same here.
Nicole: That sword in your hand. That's the Sword of Chaac, The Mayan God of Rain. I've been trying to find that sword for years.
Natasha Daring Do: I can tell you have.
Nicole: Welcome to the treasure hunting club.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: We do amazing treasure hunts.
Natasha Daring Do: I know. And also I'm a daring adventurer and love me a good treasure hunt.
Leon Powalsky: That is close enough for me and I love a good hunt myself and it's fun.
Natasha Daring Do: It sure is fun.
Kaito: (Gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Dekaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead
Kaito got a Tyranno Staff and Zocks got an SPD blaster.
Natasha Daring Do: No he didn't. Before he put the ridewatch in me I punched him down and swiped it and took numerous Ridewatches for Kamen Rider Gotchard and the Another Gotchard and got these for you all.
She gave me new legend items and they were M.O.E. Chemy Cards.
Me: Wow! M.O.E. Chemy Cards!
Nico: That saves us the trouble of having to get them from Another Gotchard.
Natasha Daring Do: It sure does.
Daring Do: Wow! That was awesome.
Nico: Never underestimate the power of an amazingly skilled and awesome treasure hunter.
Natasha Daring Do: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder Ridewatch) You and Kairi Yano will get along great.
Geiz: (gets out SPD Ridewatch) And so would Daiki.
Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got SPDRedArmor
Me: And so would Indiana Jones.
Natasha Daring Do: I know. Indiana Jones is my hero.
Qin: Wow!
Me: Nice.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln did so.
Nico: YEAH!
Natasha Daring Do: Lets do it!
Nico: (gets out Leon's Ridewatch) Time for some Chameleon power!
Me: (Imitating Leon) Annoying Bird! I am the great Leon!
Leon Powalski: Hey that was great!
Me: Thanks.
May: (GETS OUT EVIL ROBIN FOOD'S RIDEWATCH) Time for the Hungry Men to strike!
Maria: (GETS OUT ITSUKI KAWASUMI'S RIDEWATCH) I'm ready to fire!
Archer Bodkin: (GETS OUT DENJIKI 2'S RIDEWATCH) Time for this one to be ready for space!
They used the powers of Leon Powalsky, Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi and Shado and blasted the Another all over!
Then Dr. Cabelleron, Ashton Philips, Evil Long John Silver (Treasure Planet), Pirate Ship Heartless, Neon Noodle and Icy came.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Nice team Dr. Cabelleron!
Dr. Cabelleron: (Spanish Accent) Gracias Nico!
Me: This will be cool!
?: Boy I'll say!
Out came MAGNA CENTIPEDE!
Me: Magna Centipede! Whoa!
Nico: Wow!
Magna Centipede: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be cool.
Nico: Veronica Centipede!? Whoa!
Me: Wow!
Veronica Centipede: Yep. I got this.
She fired a wave of fire and energy blasted down the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria: It sure will be cool.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Awesome.
Veronica Centipede: Yep. Oh I'm naked but there is something you should know. I'm an Omukade.
Me: The Giant Centipede of Japanese Myth.
Veronica Centipede: That's right.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Veronica Centipede: I know.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and she reverted back and was an orange hair girl and had red eyes and had orange angel wings and had her lower body as a long centipede body and she had a centipede in the middle of her forehead.
Veronica Centipede: (Groans) That hurt. But it's good to be back to normal. I need a shirt though.
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
They gave her orange clothes and she looked awesome.
Veronica Centipede: Wow! I look awesome!
May; I didn't get hit!
Veronica Centipede: You don't want to May. I spit acid that is strong enough to kill you in seconds.
We saw a huge hole in the ground that was made from that acid she threw up.
Me: WHOA! That is strong acid!
Nico: That's as strong and potent as Xenomorph Blood!
Xenia: Yikes! Boy if you sprayed that on Blood and Honey Pooh he would be dissolved in seconds!
Veronica Centipede: I know. I sure would.
Nico: Yeah.
Archer Botkin: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Veronica Centipede: I sure do. When me and Nico caught a massive drug operation. Arrested over 532 members in that group. It was awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Wow! That was cool.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico and Veronica hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Veronica Centipede: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Archer Bodkin, Robin Hood (Disney), Shamir (Fire Emblem), Legolas and Virion (Fire Emblem) are heading to Rhonda Jekyll's home in the north of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to meet with her parents, but we've got bad news from her parents: her jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, monstrous, and split-personality crazed younger sister, Renata Jekyll, has now broken out of prison and she wants revenge on Rhonda for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Rhonda, but Rhonda foiled her plans and she'd gotten her ass kicked hard and the cops were called and she got sent to prison. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE NASTY CATFIGHT!
Lincoln: So, my rescue's taking place in the north of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to meet with Rhonda Jekyll's parents.
Rhonda Jekyll: I hope Mom and Dad are doing well.
Nico: You hadn't seen them ever since you came back.
Lincoln: Oh no, she's been to her parents' house to tell them of how she's doing, so she's been keeping them up to date.
Me: That's good.
Sour Sweet: This is going to be really amazing.
We arrived at Rhonda Jekyll's home, and we knocked on the door, and when it opened, we were greeted by Rhonda Jekyll's parents.
Mrs. Jekyll: Rhonda, Lincoln, you're here. Please come on in.
Lincoln: Thanks, Mrs. Jekyll.
We went in, and their home was really amazing.
Nico: Wow. Rhonda, your family home here is really amazing.
Rhonda Jekynn: It sure is, and just like Clara, we're also rich.
Qin: Wow.
Mr. Jekyll: We're glad you all came, especially you and Lincoln, Rhonda. We've got some bad news.
Eli: What's wrong?
Mrs. Jekyll: Rhonda, your sister's escaped.
We gasped, including Lincoln and Rhonda Jekyll.
Lincoln: What?! Your jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, monstrous, and split-personality crazed younger sister, Renata Jekyll?!
Rhonda Jekyll: Renata's broken out of prison?! That bitch!
Nico: Whoa, I'm sensing some really bad blood!
Selene Arcangela: You have no idea.
Qin: And she's like the other siblings of the other Dark World Goth Girls: really horrible, mega jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous.
Rhonda Jekyll: You don't know the half of it. I never got along well with Renata, she always hated me ever since the day she was born, and as we were growing up, she always tried to make me look like really horrible people in front of everyone, but I always foiled her at every turn. But, despite all the repeated warning from Mom and Dad, she didn't stop, in fact, her anger, jealousy, and hatred for me escalated even more and she'd escalated her violence towards me into trying to kill me many times in the past. But, I always foiled her stupid murder plots as well and I kicked her ass hard as well. Oh, and she's definitely like Dr. Henry Jekyll, but she's permanently Mr. Hyde.
Lincoln: Yep, and years ago, we foiled her biggest murder plot: she tried to kill Rhonda again along with me by hiring local criminals to do it. We killed them and after I found Renata's location through feeding on the criminals' blood, we called the cops, headed down to her location, and kicked the stuffing out of her, and because of this latest plan of her, Renata went way too far and she wound up getting sent to prison, and she swore to get revenge on Rhonda for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Rhonda.
Robin Hood (Disney): Did any of you disown your rotten siblings before they got taken to prison?
Clara St. Clarice: Yep.
Lincoln got out the medal for Reign-Beaux, Overlord of Dark World.
Me: Uh oh, and I've got the feeling the next Dark World Curse you got is Reign-Beaux-themed.
Lincoln: Yep. Now, let's head outside and hunt Renata down.
We headed outside to confront Renata Jekyll. Then, we saw Starlight Glimmer's cutie mark glowing.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long purple hair with cyan streaks and cyan blue headband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, the symbol of the Undead Skylanders and Starlight Glimmer's cutie mark on her right arm she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a light blue sleeveless blouse, necklace with purple gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, pink fancy skirt with cyan blue bow, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, magic, skulls, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Undead Skylanders and Starlight Glimmer's cutie mark, holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel and a spooky scythe in her right hand, and with her are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Maria Nightingale, Daydream Empathy Princess of The Undead.
Maria Nightingale: That's right, and I got the girls away from here before Rhonda's ex-sister tried to go after them.
?: YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THROWING ME IN PRISON AND RUINING MY LIFE!
We then saw our target: a girl with the same orange hair as Rhonda Jekyll, red eyes of hatred, and she was in an orange prison jumpsuit: it was Renata Jekyll.
Rhonda Jekyll: THAT'S IT, YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU TO FUCKING PIECES!
Rhonda Jekyll went at Renata Jekyll, and they really began fighting each other, but Rhonda had the upper hand on Renata, and she was literally beating the shit out of Renata Jekyll and Rhonda and Renata were consumed in a fight cloud.
POW! WHAM! BAM! SLAP! CHOMP! BONK! SLAM! CRACK! PIG SQUEALS! ELEPHANT TRUMPET! LION ROAR! SCREECH! SUMO SOUNDS! BANG!
BLARGA FLARGA!
Me: OH SHIT! THIS IS BECOMING ONE NASTY CAT FIGHT!
Rhonda Jekyll: EAT BOOT, BITCH!
Then, Rhonda Jekyll kicked Renata Jekyll hard out of the fight cloud and sent her flying straight into a tree, she got back up, but now, Renata Jekyll was NTH-DEGREE MEGA PISSED OFF!
Sylvester: Looks like she's already forsaken surrender.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: There was no way she was going to surrender. Now, we've got to kick her butt straight into The Dark World Prison, let's get her!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Lemon Zest's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Sour Sweet's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Renata Jekyll, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln inserted the medal for Reign-Beaux, Overlord of Dark World into a slot on his massive greatsword and it glowed with Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire and he flared up his Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire aura and he spread his massive white angel wings that suddenly turned midnight black: blacker like The Eternal Darkness.
(LUNA'S FUTURE PLAYS)
Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND FROZEN FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be, The future should be filled with magic, Dreams and wishes brought to life, But the days ahead are dark and tragic, No time for hope when all is strife, Whatever might have been, All the dreams that ponies share, Because of you, Renata Jekyll, Now, the future is a cold nightmare!
Nico and me and most of us had Shivers of ice and fear go down our spines as Lincoln sang that, and with one swing of his massive greatsword, he fired blasts of Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire which hit Renata Jekyll and she wound up getting thrown in a portal that led to Dark World and thrown into a prison cell: she became the first of the prisoners of The Dark World Prison and the portal closed. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: (Shudders) W-what was that?!
Lincoln: That was my one of my Dark World-themed curses that I'd created: I call it The Curse of The Overlord of Dark World, and I also used the medal for Reign-Beaux, Overlord of Dark World to give the curse an extra boost, and it was meant only for Rhonda's evil sister.
Rhonda Jekyll: We saw it for ourselves, and it was really scary and mega dark.
Lincoln: Either way, Renata's not getting out ever again. (To Maria Nightingale) And it's so good to see you again, Maria.
Maria Nightingale: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Maria Nightingale as he caught her and she proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Maria Nightingale was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered as he recovered.
Maria Nightingale: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Maria Nightingale and he hugged her, and Maria Nightingale is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Maria Nightingale: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Maria Nightingale, Daydream Empathy Princess of The Undead, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Starlight Glimmer combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Maria Nightingale and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Maria trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Empathy and The Undead, and he made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Lola with a blazing passion because Lola when she had her Dark Side in her was an apathetic sociopathic rampaging monster, and Maria Nightingale has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a cage like the animal that she was.
Nico: Whoa!
Lincoln: Yep, she hates apathetic and cruel villains who show that kind of apathetic behavior and cruelty towards innocent people, and she knows all sorts of magic spells to punish them, and now that you're here, Maria.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Maria Nightingale in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Maria Nightingale: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Maria Nightingale with indigo gems on the gold lightning bolts and indigo crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Maria Nightingale: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Maria Nightingale, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Maria Nightingale's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she wrapped her arms around his neck, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Relena Sharimara had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Otowa Tsukishima, Kaguya Tsukishima, Momone Tsukishima, and Nora Freeman Misora from Ane Tea!? AneTeacher.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Otowa Tsukishima, Kaguya Tsukishima, Momone Tsukishima, and Nora Freeman Misora from Ane Tea!? AneTeacher.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Otowa Tsukishima: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Otowa Tsukishima and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Rhonda Jekyll's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Renata Jekyll, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Otowa Tsukishima: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Otawa Tsukishima: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Otawa Tsukishima, Kaguya Tsukishima, Momone Tsukishima, and Nora Freeman Misora with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Rhonda Jekyll's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Renata Jekyll.
But, when Lincoln showed what Rhonda Jekyll did in beating her up badly, and all of us piling on and giving her the beatdown of her life, and Lincoln using The Curse of The Overlord of Dark World which sent Renata Jekyll to the Dark World Prison, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Maria Nightingale have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe Rhonda's evil younger sister escaped.
Lincoln: She seriously didn't know when to give up.
Nico: Honestly, I would've wanted you guys to send her to The Black Gates.
Me: But, Lincoln made the right move sending her to The Dark World Prison.
Lincoln: I sure did, and she's in for far worse torment there, and once she dies, she's going to get sent right to The Black Gates, along with the rest of the monstrous jealous sisters of the other Dark World Goth Girls.
After we took down Renata Jekyll and sent her to The Dark World Prison, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Maria Nightingale saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Maria Nightingale: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Maria, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Maria Nightingale: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Maria Nightingale: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and then, when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was a male with long wild brown hair, red eyes full of pure hatred, and he has on a red prison jumpsuit and he had a knife in his hand, it was Morgan Richards.
Selene Arcangela: Morgan Richards?!
Nico: You know him?
Lincoln: Unfortunately, we do. Morgan Richards is a well-known criminal and thug who caused havoc in Royal Woods for years, and even more bad news, he was once a thug loyal to Sebastian when he was still the venomous and extremely malevolent monster whom everyone despised in the past.
We charged out and Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts that hit Morgan Richards, and he was pissed off even more when he saw us.
Dana Orichalcum: We defeated him and sent him to prison for life. You know what, I wouldn't be surprised if RD Sebastian let him out.
Suddenly, RD Sebastian appeared in a tornado of pure darkness and hellfire.
RD Sebastian Mendez: (ENRAGED) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! YOU GODDAMN LITTLE BITCH!
Nico: What a loud mouth he has on him!
RD Sebastian Mendez ran at Dana Orichalcum with murder in his eyes and madness in his heart, but Dana having a sly grin on her face opened a portal that sent RD Sebastian at Morgan Richards and he slashed at his chest with his claws and sword. Then, we charged out and Lincoln fired a straitjacket that tied RD Sebastian up, and when Morgan Richards got up, he was mega pissed off now.
Nico: Wait, so that was your plan, Dana. Get RD Sebastian riled up like that?
Dana Orichalcum: Yep, just enough so that Morgan Richards would be blinded by rage, and of course, get payback on RD Sebastian.
Me: And you girls had a grudge against Sebastian in the past, so this is compensation.
RD Sebastian slashed at the straitjacket and got out, but now, he was pissed off beyond measure.
RD Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) YOU! YOU!
Buster Bunny: Yeah, yeah, you're now miffed, what else is new?
Morgan Richards suddenly got out a container full of green liquid and he drank the liquid. Suddenly, Morgan Richards felt something rush into him as he felt his muscles suddenly began growing larger and even more powerful and he also grew up to 9'0" in height, and he now abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles with eight-pack abs and veins formed on his body, and he let out a bellowing roar as he ripped the top of his jumpsuit.
Me: UH OH!
Morgan Richards went charging at Lincoln, but he fired blasts of earth which hit them on the head and knocked them down. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Morgan Richard's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Morgan Richards into his body as he and all of the males on the team assimilated all of his massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Morgan Richards except for his tattered jumpsuit pants, and he banished Morgan Richards to The Black Gates, and THAT MADE RD SEBASTIAN INFINITE TIMES PISSED OFF AND HE BECAME SUPER NTH-DEGREE INFINITE-TIMES FUCKED UP INSANE!
RD Sebastian: (SUPER NTH-DEGREE INFINITE-TIMES FUCKED UP INSANE SCREAM OF PURE FUCKED-UP RAGE) NO! GODDAMN YOU ALL! FUCK YOU! THIS WILL NOT STOP ME NOR STOP THE RESURRECTION OF RITA REPULSA! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD! LORD ZEDD AND RITA REPULSA WILL HAVE HORRIBLE VENGEANCE UPON YOU ALL! (CACKLING LIKE A SUPER NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP MADMAN)
Me: Yeah right. That's all a ruse.
RD Sebastian: WHAT?!
Lincoln: Give it up, we already knew it was a ruse, you basket case. So, scurry back to the shadows where you belong.
Then, he let out another enraged fucked-up scream of rage and he disappeared in a tornado of pure darkness and hellfire, and we headed home and continued our workouts.
Ed Cowart: That's another plot foiled, but he's already starting to piss us off even more.
Nico: Come Halloween, he won't be getting out of this alive.
We got a shower, and then, Clyde, Elsa, Kaguya, and the rest of his harem are heading to Gelato Beach.
Clyde snapped his fingers, and he had on his new large silver and black swim briefs with a Phoenix and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with silver flames coming off the swim briefs, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Elsa, Kaguya, and the rest of his harem are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Elsa and Kaguya all had feelings for Clyde, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln came and sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of her, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that stupid mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Kaguya: Wow, so this is Gelato Beach. It sure is beautiful.
Clyde: It sure is, Kaguya, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Clyde, Elsa, Kaguya, and the rest of his harem dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Elsa, Kaguya, and the rest of his harem got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Clyde lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Clyde summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long black wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln appeared and fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Clyde: Nice save, buddy.
Then, Lincoln teleported back, and they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Clyde made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Clyde, Elsa, Kaguya, and the rest of his harem and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Clyde, Elsa, Kaguya, and the rest of his harem placed their hands on the massive pecs of Clyde and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss.
They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico, Lincoln, and I saw Clyde covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Clyde?
Clyde: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Elsa and Kaguya, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And they also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill them yet again, but I showed up and sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder Clyde and the girls in his harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Later, Pan, Valese and the Mascots were walking around the city.
Pan: Such a nice day.
Valese: You said it Pan.
Pan: How have things been with you and Uncle Goten, Valese?
Valese: Really amazing Pan and he has been teaching me so much and mastering the same moves and skills you all have.
Pan: That is cool.
Back at the estate were were watching TV and reading the newspaper.
Me: Master Goku it was really thoughtful of Pan to look after the Mascots for us.
Goku: It sure is. I know they are going to be in good hands under Pan and Valese.
Nico: That is for sure Kakarot.
Pan, Valese and the Mascots were walking.
Valese: We're coming up to Arnold's school.
Pan: I wonder how he's doing?
Poliwag: We'll find out.
Poromon: Is that Harold?
Valese: Oh no.
They saw him throw water balloons at Arnold and Lila!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT! SPLAT!
Harold: (Taunting) ARNOLD AND LILA SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
OH GROW UP YOU CHUBBY HEAD!
Valese: That is not nice at all! Lets get him!
Pan: Yeah!
Valese: Come here!
Pan and Valese fired purple and green energy blasts and they hit the ground by Harold and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion sent him flying and he crashed into a pile of garbage!
NICE SHOT!
Harold: OW! WHO DID THAT!? I'M GOING TO POUND THEM!
Mascots: CUTIE ATTACK!
The mascots jumped onto Harold and pulverized and smashed him in a brutal and terrible fight cloud!
Arnold and Lila cheered for them!
All the kids did too!
Poromon pecked him!
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poliwag slapped him!
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Manaphy gave him a really nasty wedgie!
Horsea squirted ink in his face!
Harold: (SCREAMING) MOMMY! MOMMY!
Poromon then farted in Harold's face!
LOUD FART!
ALL THE KIDS LAUGHED AT HAROLD!
Back at the estate we were watching TV.
Animated Lugnut: Shall we check on them?
Nico: I think that's a good idea.
Qin: Yeah!
We went and did so.
The mascots finished mangling up Harold.
Poliwag: Please don't do that again!
Pan: Or the next punishment will be 10 times worse!
Arnold: You tell him guys!
Lila: Yeah! Thanks for defending us.
Valese: It was our pleasure guys.
Poromon: At least it was just water and not ketchup or blood.
Arnold: Yeah.
?: Man that jerkwad just can't take a hint.
A girl with purple hair, purple eyes, Purple angel wings surging with intense lightning and she had purple clothes and had a necklace with the Blue 5-Star Dragonball on it and in the middle of her forehead was the kanji for Thunder and she had a lightning sword.
Rachel Rage Shenron: Sorry I'm Rachel Rage Shenron - Embodiment of Rage Shenron the Dragon of Lightning.
Valese: Awesome to meet you.
Poromon: Same here.
Poliwag: Anyone else with you?
Rachel Rage Shenron: Well yes but she told me that she will meet you all on the main mission.
Poliwag: Oh. Must be that important.
Nico and everyone came.
Nico: Hey guys. Whoa! Was Harold causing trouble?
Valese: He sure was. He was picking on Arnold and Lila and throwing water balloons at them.
Me: Aw man.
Elita One: Where's the next Robot Master Embodiment?
Rachel Rage Shenron: She'll meet you guys over at the main mission sight.
Nico: Oh. Oh sorry I don't think we met.
Rachel Rage Shenron: Oh I apologize. I'm Rachel Rage Shenron, Embodiment of Rage Shenron the 5-Star Dragon, the Dragon of Lightning.
Nico: Awesome to meet you.
Me: Same here.
Arnold: But thanks to Pan and Valese and the Mascots we were saved from embarrassment.
Me: Awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Elijah from The Forever Purge, and he's planning on making The Purge eternal. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Elijah from The Forever Purge, and he's planning on making The Purge eternal.
We gasped in horror.
Me: Oh God, I remember the Purge movies all too well, and they're literally a nightmare.
Nico: We need to head down there at once and get rid of Elijah at once.
Lincoln: Elijah isn't getting away with this.
Tyler Arc: No, he isn't.
Suddenly, we saw Tyler Arc come in and he has a sword holstered on his back along with weapons galore.
Tyler Arc: This asshole's just as bad as my former dad and my former older brothers, all his talks about leading America into a new future are nothing but bullshit, he's going to die here and now.
Lincoln: Along with The NFFA for good.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than our old enemy, Lord Farquaad, who's come back from the dead in search of vengeance against us for destroying him years ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh man.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like in the slightest. The figure I sensed belongs to our old enemy, Lord Farquaad, who's come back from the dead in search of vengeance against us for destroying him years ago.
We gasped.
Eli: That fairy-tale despising xenophobic piece of shit! I'M GONNA...!
Gloria Tokiwa: Wait, Eli. We're going to take him down and send him to prison for good.
Nico: Awesome idea, besides he's not really a threat. Plus, it's going to be an awesome way for you two to use some Ridewatches on him.
Sougo: That's right, and she's a master of the Ridewatches.
Me: Now, that's going to be an awesome sight to see.
Lincoln: You're right about that.
Nico: Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to slay Elijah and end the NFFA and The Forever Purge forever.
Lincoln: Genocidal monsters like them deserve only to die for their crimes, and once we get done with them, you're next, Farquaad the Shrimp!
Gloria Tokiwa: There's absolutely no way we're letting you run free any longer, Farquaad the Shrimp. The Embodiment of Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O is coming for you, and there will be no escape.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to kill Elijah and end the NFFA and The Forever Purge, and once we got done with him, Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa are going to take down Lord Farquaad.
Nokama, Soji, Penelope "Stinky" Florington, Kelly Orimoto, Hilary Thestalos, Nina Nefertiti, Emily Magica, Misfire and Mindwipe VS Dirty Bubble, Stinkor, Evil Whirlpool Man, Firestorm Prometheus, Evil Genie Woman, and Universe 666 Sailor Saturn the Dark Sailor Soldier - Nico's rescue was on the Wiener planet and we dealt with Cadance Cthugha's sisters evil abusive ex-boyfriend who beat her sister Emily up and Cadance transformed against him
Superman, Legion Superman, Shizuka of Nadeshiko, Shifu, Alita (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Kyle (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Blau (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain, Copper Cranium, Unicorn Fart Master, Universe 666 Supergiant, Universe 666 Ronan the Accuser, and Universe 666 Cull Obsidian - Us battling Another Leon Powalsky, Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi and Shado who were the embodiments of Cayenne and Daring Do
Captain Marvel, Mary Marvel, Cora Billingston, Enolas Wendy Marvell, Enolas Lucy Heartfilia, Universe 666 Opaline, Kayara, Sid Arkale and Sunstorm VS Swordsman, Spatula Girl, Universe 666 Blight, Universe 666 Aresia, Universe 666 Ultimate Carnage, and Spider Carnage - Lincoln's rescue was at Rhonda Jekyll's home in the north of Gotham Royal York to meet with her parents, and also to battle her jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, monstrous, and split-personality crazed younger sister, Renata Jekyll
Anakin, Padme, Beatrice Portinari, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, Aayla Secura, Supernova Zap, and Pharaoh Atem VS Dr. Destiny, Owl (One Night At Humpty's), Universe 666 Twin Masters, Bearstomp, Zebra Brothers, and Auric Goldfinger - LOLA HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
Clay Bailey, Crystal (Marvel), Natasha, Yamiko Shinnosuke, Interplanet Janet, Secre Swallowtail, Lily Aquaria, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx, Evil Ring Man, Dorobozu, Valerie the Weredog, and David Kessler the Wolf - The Mascots saw Harold making fun of Arnold and Lila by pelting them with Water Balloons and they whooped Harold's ass
Green Lantern, Kilowog, Amelia Waverley, Amelia Bradford, Rainbow Faces, Princess Rose, Dance Princess of The Ice Barrier, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar), Walter Wolf, Universe 666 Riot, Universe 666 Animated Carnage, Universe 666, 2007 Venom, and Universe 666, 2021 Carnage - Harold had it coming for making fun of them
Tara, Beast Boy, Geoforce (DC), Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman, Cuppa Joe, SpongeBob Robot, Imitation Krabs, Squidward Robot, and Urchin (EEK! An Urchin) - I can't believe that the world was torn apart like this because of the Forever Purge!
Tracer, Ashe, Tree Rex, Hokuto Dan, Kunoichi, Hailey Fukamiya, Sheeva, Red Hood and Winter Soldier VS Rojo, Dogranio Yaboon, Jack (Batman Beyond), Carapax, Penny the Chicken, and Ilioukhine - I remember the Purge Series and it was crazy!
Fluttershy, Laval, Sailor Juno, Bianca Dehli, Miana & Maina, Yuko Tani, Vampirella, Gina Everest, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo, Blob, TTG Blackfire, Demon Peter Puppy, Lord Pain, and Lilith (Monster Legends) - Elijah is going to pay big time
Omi, Dolphine (DC), Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado, Harpie Lady, Harpie Queen, Harpie Girl, Harpie Lady Sisters, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost, Superfriends Scarecrow, Bald Eagles, Soil Monster, Wolf Eels, and Whales (Hero 108) - We're going to rip Elijah to pieces and we already killed thousands of Purgers.
Dirty Bubble (to Nokama): Nico's rescue was on the Wiener planet, where he dealt with Cadance Cthugha's sisters evil abusive ex-boyfriend who beat her sister Emily up. Cadance herself transformed against him
Brain (to Superman): Nico, Sour Sweet's team, Leon Powalsky's team, and the others did good battling Another Leon Powalsky, Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi and Shado. They were the embodiments of Cayenne and Daring Do
Swordsman (to Captain Marvel): I heard Lincoln's rescue was at Rhonda Jekyll's home in the north of Gotham Royal York to meet with her parents. He also battled her jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, monstrous, and split-personality crazed younger sister, Renata Jekyll
Dr. Destiny (to Anakin): LOLA HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE! Too bad I wasn't able to help her!
Onyx (to Clay): The Mascots saw Harold making fun of Arnold and Lila by pelting them with Water Balloons. They responded by whooping Harold's ass!
Jet (to Green Lantern): Harold had it coming for making fun of them. But at least he's not like most of the worse bullies out there.
Waffle Woman (to Tara): I can't believe that the world was torn apart like this because of the Forever Purge! Isn't there anyone still alive?!
Rojo (to Tracer): I remember the Purge Series. It was crazy as fuck!
Carmen Dillo (to Fluttershy): Elijah is going to pay big time. I hopr you use the Stare on him!
Box Ghost (to Omi): You guys are going to rip Elijah to pieces. You already killed thousands of Purgers.
Lola: Okay, you rotten malicious clod, you asked for it.
Suddenly, Lola's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Lola Loud's Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love from her back, and as she approached Trina Riffins, she left rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Lola: You really really make me sick, Elijah, all of your talk of creating a "better America" were nothing but nonsense and delusions of your insane mind. This "Purge" your organization is nothing more than an excuse to cause nothing but mayhem and destruction, and for that, you're going to die a horrible death here and now!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LOLA WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW DRAGON, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LOLA GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Lola was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, orange flames, and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Elijah and his minions away and they hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Elijah and the NFFA: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lola's massive Lola Loud's Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, orange flames, and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Elijah and his minions away and they hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Elijah and the NFFA: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Lincoln, The Loud Siblings, and The Loud Parents: INCREDIBLE!
Tyler Arc: This is it.
Elijah: KILL THE BITCH!
Elijah and his minions ran at the vortex to kill Lola, but blasts of fire, rainbow flames, and flames were fired from the vortex, and they hit Elijah and his minions and he suffered a nasty case of third-degree burns and some of his minions turned to ashes.
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LOLA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LOLA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Lola grew from 7'9" to 8'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she still has on her tiara and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow phoenix, rainbow dragon, and rainbow angel holding the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold flame links and pink crystal links and a pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with orange phoenix on it along with her sash, pink skirt, pink pants with rainbow flames on the legs of the pants, white knee-boots with phoenix buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix, dragon, and angel with stars, flames, and rainbow flames surrounding it and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, fairies, and angels surrounding a pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Lola felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with pink tips on the large blond feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails have pink tips and pink markings also grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Orange Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on pink fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lola's massive Lola Loud's Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lola Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded pink gems and the Lithuanian Goddess of Fire, Gabja, etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes and large gold dragon head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with flames in between the kanji below the rainbow dragon, rainbow angel, and rainbow phoenix that said, "Lola Loud, Fourth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings and Loving Twin Sister of Lana Loud, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Winston, Sassy Fiery Pageant Queen of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers,, Descendant of 17th Century Lola of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Garfield Lynns Also Known as Firefly, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Ice Sword: Yukianesa, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Gabja, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Flames, Phoenixes, Dragons, and Angels"
ローラ・ラウド、ラウド家の四番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、ラナ・ラウドの愛する双子の妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、ウィンストンの愛するガールフレンド、生意気な燃えるようなページェント・ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの女王、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスの救世主、ミシガン州、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、錯乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の十七世紀のローラの子孫、ガーフィールド・リンズの宿敵としても知られるファイアフライ、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、アイス・ソード役：ユキアネサ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの創設者、ガブジャの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして炎、フェニックス、ドラゴン、天使のマスター
Lola Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LITHUANIA GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LITHUANIA GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL RAGE AND COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LITHUANIA GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Lola's Super Angel-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Winston saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Elijah and his minions saw it, he went mad with rage and before Elijah could attack, Lola fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Elijah and sent him flying into a wall and Tyler Arc destroyed more of his minions, Elijah got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.
Lola: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Lithuania Gabja Fire Pageant Queen Inferno Storm Draconic Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Lithuania Gabja Fire Pageant Queen Inferno Storm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love) Your plans to bring forth a Forever Purge end here and now, along with The NFFA. Your punishment awaits you!
Tyler Arc: Prepare to die, you genocidal assholes!
Lincoln: Take this!
Lincoln fired waves of fire at Elijah and they sent him flying into a wall that cracked and fell apart and they fell flat on his back. Then, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword like crazy and shredded Elijah.
BUZZSAW NOISES!
Then, when Lincoln was done, Elijah was badly scarred and torn.
Nicole: Sheesh, you tore him apart, Lincoln!
Lincoln: And now, this is the end! NFFA EXTINCTION ATTACK!
Lincoln fired a lethal barrage of rainbow energy blasts which hits Elijah and every last member of the NFFA and killed every last one of them and all of their souls were sent to The Black Gates forever. Lola holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Lana's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve pink orbs orbiting around her legs, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Good riddance to those pieces of trash!
Lola: Those clods deserved it.
Lincoln: Now, the NFFA are finally gone for good and The Purge has been brought to a permanent end. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Lord Farquaad.
?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS TO BRING ORDER TO THE LAND AND DESTROY ALL THOSE FAIRY TALE FREAKS!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from a barrage of metal blades that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong as the blades hit and bounced off.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, Farquaad, or else we're forcing you out!
Then, a figure came out, and it was none other than Lord Farquaad.
Suddenly, Sebastian summoned a massive collection of disembodied demonic hands to kill him, but they only succeeded in leaving slash marks on his chest.
Selene Arcangela: Jeez, not again, Sebastian.
Gloria Tokiwa: If we find out your bloodlust is rising again, remind us to hit you on the head with a mallet, right now, I better take care of this bastard.
Suddenly, Gloria Tokiwa's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with stars, elemental forces, time, Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive gold greatsword from her back, and as she approached Lord Farquaad, she left yellow energy, stars, elemental forces, time, Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Gloria Tokiwa: If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a xenophobic conniving monster like you who enjoys terrorizing innocent humans and fairy tale creatures and all for your "perfection". You're even worse than Swartz, but unlike that asshole, you're going straight to prison for the rest of your miserable life.
Suddenly, Gloria Tokiwa was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, elemental forces, and time surrounding the vortex, there are Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a rainbow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lord Farquaad: the red eyes of death.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: Uh oh, this isn't gonna end well!
Lincoln: You got that right, this is gonna get ugly.
Then, as the vortex faded, Gloria Tokiwa emerged, but she was changed forever and the wrath of The Embodiment of Grand Zi-O is about to be unleashed on Lord Farquaad.
Gloria Tokiwa grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a yellow energy aura with stars, elemental forces, time, Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the symbol of Grand Zi-O emblazoned on her forehead and her tiara and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on angel earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Time, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she also has an angel with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Time, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her yellow angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Gloria Tokiwa has on a sleeveless gold blouse, sleeveless yellow vest, yellow frilly skirt, yellow legwarmers, yellow sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, time, Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O surrounded by time and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Gloria Tokiwa felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive rainbow angel wings with yellow tips on the large rainbow feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long yellow wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings, Gloria Tokiwa has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Gloria Tokiwa's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, stars, elemental forces, time, Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gloria Tokiwa's Cosmic Eternal Elemental Time Protector Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Elemental Time Protector Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and the symbol of Grand Zi-O and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large rainbow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold angel heads with rainbow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold angel heads is a large gold angel head with rainbow gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, Gloria Tokiwa has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji with Ridewatches in between the kanji below Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O that said, "Gloria Tokiwa, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O, Loving Sister of Sougo Tokiwa, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Most Powerful Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Alchemy Beast Moonface the Silver, Despiser and Destroyer of Swartz, Despiser of The Jerks, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Ridewatches, Elemental Forces, Time, Phoenixes, Angels, and The Powers of Kamen Ride Grand Zi-O"
常盤グロリア、仮面ライダーグランドジオウの化身、常盤ソウゴの愛する妹、強力な善の力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、最も強力な愛する守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、アルケミービーストの大敵、ムーンフェイス・ザ・シルバー、スウォルツの軽蔑者にして破壊者、ザ・ジャークスの軽蔑者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、アンバサダーそして宇宙への希望の灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、ライドウォッチ、エレメンタル フォース、タイム、フェニックス、エンジェル、そして仮面ライド グランドジオウの力のマスター
Gloria Tokiwa has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAMEN RIDER GRAND ZI-O EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ELEMENTAL RIDEWATCH KAMEN RIDER GRAND ZI-O EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ELEMENTAL RIDEWATCH KAMEN RIDER GRAND ZI-O EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ELEMENTAL RIDEWATCH KAMEN RIDER GRAND ZI-O EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Gloria Tokiwa's Super Angel-Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Lord Farquaad saw it, he went mad with rage and got out his sword to kill her, but Gloria Tokiwa fired a massive barrage of yellow energy, stars, elemental forces, time, Ridewatches, phoenixes, and angels which hit Lord Farquaad and sent him crashing onto the ground, he got back up and he was now really enraged.
Sougo: Incredible!
Selene Arcangela: Incredible is right, Sougo, your sister's transformed, and we already knew of the kind of damage you were capable of doing in your Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O form.
Lincoln: Now, Lord Farquaad is about to suffer the same kind of damage from Gloria.
Gloria Tokiwa: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Elemental Ridewatch Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Elemental Ridewatch Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) You said a mouthful. Now, let's get him, Lincoln.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Gloria Tokiwa.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I honestly thought we were done with you for good, Lord Farquaad. But, knowing the fact that you refuse to stay dead just proves that you're nothing more than a monster, well, it's time we stop you for good and throw you in prison for good.
Gloria Tokiwa and Lincoln went after Lord Farquaad, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, yellow energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Lord Farquaad, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Gloria Tokiwa also did the same by firing yellow energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Gloria Tokiwa attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this pissed off Lord Farquaad badly.
Lord Farquaad: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Lord Farquaad went after Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa in a fit of rage, but Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa clashed with Lord Farquaad and it was really fierce and they pushed him back. Then, they fired rainbow and yellow energy blasts and Cosmos blasts at Lord Farquaad and Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa summon angels to attack Lord Farquaad and he was really scarred by their furious attack. Then, Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa punched him hard in the face and stomach as he crashed back first into a wall and landed on the ground on his back.
Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa used the Ridewatches of Electro and Moonface the Silver and activated them and they fired blasts of silver and lightning which transformed into silver lightning and they electrocuted Lord Farquaad and he was really shocked. Then, they got out Ridewatches for Universe 666 Organization XIII and activated them.
Gloria Tokiwa: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Elemental Ridewatch Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Elemental Ridewatch Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) This is the end for you, asshole!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, say goodbye.
Me: UH OH! THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY!
Nico: GET EM, GUYS!
Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa: ORGANIZATION XIII ELEMENTAL BLADE STORM OF DARKNESS!
Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa swung their massive greatswords and fired energy blades that had all the powers of Universe 666 Organization XIII which hit Lord Farquaad and he was hit hard and put in a rainbow energy straitjacket and he was thrown into The Masters of Evil's prison forever never to be free again. We cheered wildly for what Reggie Kenzaki and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Gloria Tokiwa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long yellow wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive rainbow angel wings are permanent.
Gloria Tokiwa: Burn in Hell forever, you bastard. Thanks for helping me take down Lord Farquaad and throwing him in prison for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Gloria.
Suddenly, Gloria Tokiwa wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Gloria Tokiwa's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and Ridewatches behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Gloria Tokiwa sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and Ridewatches and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys!
Lincoln: And we used the Ridewatches on him, and he really got brutalized by our attacks.
Nico: That was really awesome.
Sougo: You said it, that's my sister!
Me: If we'd met her when we went after Swartz, it would've been epic. So, Lincoln, who's the next Daydream Princess we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a good one: Anna Medina, Daydream Kindness Princess of Life.
Selene Arcangela: Awesome, and you guys will love meeting her. Anna Medina is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Fluttershy combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Maria Nightingale and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Maria trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Kindness and Life, and he made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Lori with a blazing passion because Lori when she had her Dark Side in her was a heartless unkind ruthless Control Freak witch, and Anna Medina has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a cage like the animal that she was.
Me: I remember her all too well. She's literally a kind and awesome person and has an awesome gift of speaking to animals like Fluttershy.
Leni: And she totes couldn't stand it when Lori was acting like the monster we had major problems with thanks to her Dark Side.
Luna: And she even used The Stare to put Lori in her place: and that's in a cage like the gorilla that she is.
Lincoln: Luna. The person who acted like that was Lynn when she had that monster inside her. But, I get what you're saying, Lori was on the same level as Lynn. So, she had to be taken down like the animal she was.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Wendy Saber, Embodiment of Xross Saber, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Demon, is the overarching antagonist of the 1983 animated musical film Rock & Rule
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Chloe Terryington's home in the north of Gotham Royal York to meet with her parents, but we've got bad news from her parents: her jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, monstrous younger sister, Carrie Terryington, has now broken out of prison and she wants revenge on Chloe for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Chloe, but Chloe foiled her plans and she'd gotten her ass kicked hard and the cops were called and she got sent to prison. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE NASTY CATFIGHT! And we're going to meet the next of the Daydream Princesses, her name is Anna Medina, Daydream Kindness Princess of Life, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Fluttershy combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Maria Nightingale and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Maria trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Kindness and Life, and he made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Lori with a blazing passion because Lori when she had her Dark Side in her was a heartless unkind ruthless Control Freak witch, and Anna Medina has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a cage like the animal that she was.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of The NFFA, they are a massive collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on Elijah and the NFFA and one blast from the blasters will hurt them badly.