Bolt was just minding his own beeswax when the poo fell on his little dead face. Everest also had the love poop fall on her face too. They both had hearts in their eyes and they froliced about with each other. They both enjoyed dingleberry sandwiches. Bolt then remembered that when they were socializing before the food was served, Ryder gave Everest liver flavored treats. Bolt gave Everest some liver flavored treats, because he remembered that Everest said she loves liver flavored treats. He also knows that she likes pizza, so he jammed some pizza in his booty. He also remembered that she loves digging ;).
"Dig it out of my booty hole, and it is yours" Bolt winked.
"Don't mind if I do!" yelped Everest happily.
Everest started digging since she had a fetish for digging pizza out of hineys.
"I am suddenly overcome by an incredible urge to taste your poopoo" whispered Bolt. They both ran into the mountains into a conveniently placed igloo, reducing the door to smithereens with Everest's favorite battering ram. Bolt then told Everest he would make her some shitting food. He then came out with a big ass bowl of beans, or BABOB for short. He also got Everest a big box of shrek yogurt with laxatives built in. She then started singing "The Poop Song©" while hovering over Bolts face. The green shit sprayed all over Bolts face.
"Yo! Babe, you did NOT tell me you have diarrhea!" said Bolt.
"Oh. My bad!" said Everest just as a HUGE chunk of pudding-like poo fell on Bolts face while his mouth was open. By the time they were done with their shitting session the igloo was brown. Bolt then licked Everest's hiney clean. There was so much shit that the mountain goats all fainted. They both froliced from the crime scene. The two went to the T-shirt store so they can get matching shirts that say: I love shit. The back had a poop emoij. The two were simply perfect for eachother and they did everything together, like shitting. Bolt and Everest took turns shitting on each others faces. Eating a big bowl of beans and shrek yogurt was their thing. They also have a whole closet full of laxatives for shitting sessions. Lots of material comes out of their booties when they rip ass. This is why "Material Girl" is Everest's favorite song. Material girl is also one of the nicknames Bolt has for Everest. He was in the store one day and he lost Everest so he yelled "Where is my material girl?!". Many people stared at him like he was crazy but Bolt was completely oblivious of that. He kept yelling "material girl" down the aisles, and he finally found her in the toilet paper aisles.
"Hey, I have an idea" said Everest confidently.
"What is it?" Bolt asked curiously.
"We should wear skin tight jeans and take a lot of laxatives, so we can take a big ass shit inside them" said Everest excited.
"Hey that reminds me of the time when I shit on a scale and it was 6kg" said Bolt.
"Oh, you saucy boy" Everest said with a smirk. So they both ran home to make love. They had a brown pup and lived happily ever after.
Cupid: Whoops, my bad!