"Hey mittens! You're so pretty, we should date. I just took the juiciest dump on someones face. Wanna help eat it with me?" asked Rubble.
"That was slick. Very slick" said mittens.
Mittens then asked Rubble later that day, "Hey, Rubble, I just took a crap, wanna see?" So Mittens posted the photo of her steaming load on facebook. She then realized that other people can see that photo and she said, "Oh well". When Mittens and Rubble reunited the next day they exchanged fetishes. Mittens yelled loud and proud that she shad a fetish for eating poop out of the others tushy. Rubble roared, "OMGGGG I have the same fetish". So the two proceeded to eat their lunch out of the others hiney, while watching Big A$$ Dumparoo. They also like watching Toot and Puddle and see who can rip ass the loudest when toot is said on screen and see who can have the most diarrhea when puddle is said on screen. Rubble would usually win that game. He is also good at eating mittens' poop, because as they say, There's no job Rubble's construction digger can't scoop up!
All of a sudden Marshall came out of nowhere and squirt Rubble, but it's ok because Mittens beat him to a pulp. Then they watched The Watsons go to Birmingham to look for the wool poo poo. They then proceeded to make love and they had a brown pup. They lived happily ever after.
Cupid: Whoops, my bad!